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Event: CMMA XS1 Kaupens v Kushnirov     
Date:   Jul 10, 2021
#R1#
Dukat throws a jab but it's blocked by Somebody.
Somebody feints and then cracks Dukat's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dukat down.
We've been hearing reports that Somebody has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Somebody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dukat misses with a wild body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Somebody. Those never looked like landing.
Dukat works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dukat lands a nice shot to the body.
Somebody throws a right hand that Dukat ducks under and follows up with a left that Dukat also avoids with ease.
Somebody fails in his attempt to clinch.
And Dukat tries to counter it with a takedown but Somebody pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Somebody bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Johnny Somebody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dukat dodges the punch combination from Somebody. #TD2#
Dukat shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Dukat showed some decent athleticism there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dukat not landing any meaningful shots this time. #T1#
Somebody works his way to full guard. Good work.
Dukat throwing strikes but missing.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Dukat working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Dukat trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Somebody preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dukat trying to control but Somebody is working from the bottom.
Somebody working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dukat.
Dukat advances to half guard.
Somebody is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dukat scores with a couple of nice shots.
Dukat is trying to control the action in half guard but Somebody is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Well, if Dukat is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #T2#
Dukat is keen to just control but Somebody is a slippery customer.
Somebody has hold of Dukat's hands but Dukat slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dukat is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dukat looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Somebody wants to get back to full guard.
Somebody is looking to control Dukat's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Somebody avoid being mounted?
Dukat stalling.
Dukat is keen to just control but Somebody is a slippery customer.#T3#
Well, if Dukat is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Dukat not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dukat takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Dukat missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dukat connects with a nice short shot to Somebody's temple.
Somebody wants to get back to full guard.
Dukat passes to side control.
Dukat wants to control but Somebody is keeping him busy. #T4#
Dukat looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Somebody is avoiding damage well.
Somebody is looking for a sweep.
Dukat is putting a hurting on Somebody here, landing some big shots from side control.
Somebody is not content to let Dukat control the position.
Somebody parries the strikes from Dukat easily there. Dukat is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Somebody to escape.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Somebody is trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
Dukat tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dukat has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gul Dukat dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Dukat keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Somebody.
Somebody will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dukat dips to his left and cracks Somebody with an uppercut!#CL2#
Dukat darts in and clinches Somebody up against the cage.
Somebody has Dukat pushed against the cage.
Dukat gets through Somebody's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Somebody is trying to break the clinch but Dukat has him pressed against the cage.
Dukat lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dukat swings wildly with an uppercut but Somebody uses good head movement to avoid it.
Somebody misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dukat tries to work over Somebody's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Somebody working hard to break the clinch.
Dukat misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dukat lands a left hand that snaps the head of Somebody backwards.
Dukat digs a right hand into Somebody's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Somebody's gas tank.
Dukat tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T1#
Somebody throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dukats head.
Dukat takes a shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dukat.
Dukat lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Dukat. #BC#
Somebody breaks the clinch.
Somebody misses with a low kick as Dukat jumps back.
Johnny Somebody is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dukat connects with a body shot that sends Somebody's belly button to the back.
Somebody misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Somebody on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dukat lands an overhand right.
Somebody moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dukat lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Somebody takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Somebody lands a front kick.
Dukat cracks a nice hook into Somebody's ribs.#T2#
Somebody shoots in for a takedown but Dukat shows good takedown defense.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Somebody drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dukat is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dukat tests Somebody's chin there with a solid looking shot.#TD2#
Dukat shoots in and bounces Somebody off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Dukat advances position into side control!
Dukat tries to advance to mount but Somebody denies him.
Somebody is not content to let Dukat control the position. #T3#
The strikes coming from Dukat are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Dukat wants to control but Somebody is keeping him busy.
Dukat in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Sloppy strikes there by Dukat.
Dukat scoring with punches and elbows.
Dukat wants to lay and pray for a moment but Somebody keeps working.
Sloppy strikes there by Dukat.#T4#
Dukat taking a breather here.
Gul Dukat has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dukat landing with strikes to the head and body from side control. #ROC2#Somebody is rocked!
Dukat scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Somebody is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Dukat can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gul Dukat!
After the fight, Gul Dukat was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: CMMA 120 De Minaur v Duvernay     
Date:   Jun 19, 2021
#R1#
Zaire ducks under a wild hook from Somebody.
Zaire keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zaire looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Somebody has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
A lazy left from Zaire finds it's target.
Zaire scores with a hook.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Somebody checks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Somebody.
Zaire scores with a jab.
Somebody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Somebody stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zaire.
Somebody keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Zaire.
Somebody moves forwards but Zaire connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Somebody slips under a jab from Zaire.#CL#
Zaire rushes Somebody and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Zaire works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Somebody throws a punch but it's blocked by Zaire.
Zaire taking a breather.
Zaire scores with a nice hook to the head.
Zaire working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Zaire goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
I was talking to Zaire's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.#T1#
Zaire goes for a takedown attempt but Somebody pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Zaire scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nice uppercut there from Somebody.
Zaire takes a swing at Somebody's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Zaire finds it's way through Somebody's defenses.
Somebody moves out of range as Zaire strikes.
Zaire jabs Somebody to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Somebody tries to clinch there but Zaire circles away.
Somebody fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Somebody with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Zaire to score with a decent uppercut.
Nice straight punches there by Zaire. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zaire.
Somebody misses with a wild combination.
Somebody misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zaire lands a nice leg kick that just misses Somebody's sensitive parts. #T2#
Zaire misses with a leg kick.
Good exchange - Zaire coming out on top.
Somebody slips under a jab.
Zaire is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Somebody.
Zaire's corner calls for a 1-2. Zaire obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Zaire scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. #ROC#Somebody is rocked!
Zaire throws an overhand right that drops Somebody like a sack of potatoes! Zaire dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Abdullah Zaire!

 

Event: GC 387     
Date:   May 22, 2021
#R1#
Knox tries to score a power double leg takedown but Somebody sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Knox somewhat.
Knox bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Somebody wants to land a leg kick but Knox is out of range.
Johnny Somebody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Knox punishes Somebody's body with a nice straight punch.
Somebody misses with an attempted mid kick.
We've been hearing reports that Somebody has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Knox misses with a series of wild punches.
Somebody looks for the body kick but Knox saw that one coming.
Somebody sets himself, and Knox steps forward looking for the clinch! Somebody avoids it this time.
Knox lands with a good body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knox shoots in for a takedown but Somebody shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Somebody cracks Knox with a right hand to the side of the head.#TD2#
Knox looking to score a takedown here. Somebody is defending well but Knox drives through and ends up in Somebody's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Somebody is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Knox is controlling him.
Knox's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T1#
Knox being controlled here momentarily.
Knox trying to control the position from guard on top but Somebody is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Knox slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Knox trying to control the position from guard on top but Somebody is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Somebody looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Knox's coach down at Underground Rio was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Knox's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Somebody scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Knox doesn't seem bothered though.
Knox avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#TD2#
Knox darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Somebody wants to get back to full guard.
Somebody is trying to control but can't. #T3#
Knox wants to pass the guard but Somebody is defending well.
Knox perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Somebody is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Knox's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Knox's back!
Knox is really stuck here.
Somebody is riding his opponent, not letting Knox buck him off.
Somebody is not going to allow Knox to sit and survive in this position.
Somebody is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #T4#
Somebody continues to stall.
Knox is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Somebody controlling from the back.
Somebody has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Somebody avoiding Knox 's attempts to control his hands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Somebody dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Somebody throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Somebody looks to land a left hand but Knox moved out of range nicely.
Somebody misses with a head kick.
Somebody misses with a low kick.
Knox throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Somebody takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Somebody thows a left - swing and a miss!
Somebody throws a lazy right hand but Knox sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Knox looks to land a left hand but Somebody moved out of range nicely.
Johnny Somebody is winning the standup battle so far.
Somebody throws a lazy right hand but Knox sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Knox scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Knox is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Somebody rather than just go for the knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knox staying out of range there.
Somebody looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Somebody dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Knox. That did some damage!
Knox takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Somebody takes a swing at Knox's ribcage but misses. #T1#
Knox ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Knox sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Somebody misses with a looping left.
Knox with a nice cross.
Somebody throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Knox throws out a powerful jab.
Knox works the jab nicely.
Somebody gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Knox.
Somebody misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Knox.
Somebody is looking to land body kicks.
Somebody goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Knox defending well as Somebody loads up on a big left hand.
Knox with the counter takedown but Somebody avoids it easily.
Somebody throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Somebody scores with a punch to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Somebody jabs at Knox's body.#T2#
Somebody misses with an uppercut.
Knox checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Knox takes a swing at Somebody's ribcage but misses.
Somebody fakes the leg kick and cracks Knox in the body.
Knox works Somebody's body with a nice hook.
Knox fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Somebody with a hook.
Knox throws the left hand but Somebody avoids the punch easily.
Knox tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Somebody paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Somebody thinks about countering with a body kick.
Somebody bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Somebody pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Somebody throws a low kick but it's checked well by Knox.
Knox throws a counter combo.#T3#
Knox lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Knox misses with a wild body shot.
Somebody throws a head kick that half lands.
Somebody is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#ROC#Knox is rocked!
Somebody fakes the body blow, causing Knox to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Knox goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johnny Somebody!
A victorious Johnny Somebody thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Chet Knox stepped up to the mic, saying '"If you haven't lost in this sport, you haven't fought the right guys yet." (Matt Hughes)'.

 

Event: GC 383 Bleak vs Harling     
Date:   Apr 03, 2021
#R1#
Somebody throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Alexander! But no joy.
We've been hearing reports that Somebody has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Somebody looks for the body kick but Alexander saw that one coming.
Somebody lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Somebody avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Somebody misses with an uppercut. Alexander saw that one coming.
Alexander takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Johnny Somebody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alexander thows a left - swing and a miss!
Somebody tried to counter with a leg kick but Alexander avoided it.
Somebody fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Alexander throws a looping overhand right but Somebody ducks down to avoid it.
Somebody looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Alexander connects with a jab.
Somebody looks to score with a jab to the body but Alexander is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alexander uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Somebody.
Some bone on bone action there as Alexander checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Somebody throws a body punch but Alexander moves out of range.
Somebody slips under a jab.#T1#
Alexander tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Somebody was well out of range. Poor timing from Alexander.
Somebody defending well as Alexander loads up on a big left hand.
Somebody connects with a crisp jab.
Alexander avoids a kick to the body.
Alexander displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Somebody throws out the jab.
Somebody bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Somebody throws a low kick but Alexander avoids it.
Somebody jabs Alexander to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Somebody throws a body shot but no joy.
Somebody fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Somebody scores with a sloppy right hand. Alexander should have avoided that one.
A low kick from Somebody misses
and Alexander counters with a nice body shot.
Alexander lands a nice hook to Somebody's body. Somebody takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Somebody throws a nice inside leg kick. #T2#
Somebody misses with a wild body shot.
Somebody connects with a looping right hand.
Somebody swings away with a body shot that misses
and Alexander cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Somebody misses with a straight left.
Somebody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alexander was well out of range. Poor timing from Somebody.
Alexander let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Alexander fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Somebody throws a leg kick
and Alexander counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Somebody walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Alexander swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Alexander lands a right hook to the body.
A left and a right from Alexander both land. Nice combination. #ROC2#Somebody is rocked!
Alexander drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Somebody right on the button. Somebody goes down! Alexander follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Alexander gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Martin Alexander!
A very excited looking Martin Alexander made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: GC 378 Paris vs Somebody     
Date:   Feb 06, 2021
#R1#
Paris throws a jab when Somebody was well out of range.
And Somebody responds with a good body kick, but Paris manages to step out the way in time.
Somebody throws a hook to the side of Paris's head but Paris sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Somebody throws a lazy right hand but Paris sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Somebody connects with a crisp jab.
Somebody avoids a punch combination nicely.
Paris misses with a hook
and Somebody counters with a straight right hand.
Somebody swings for the body but Paris moves out of range.
Paris checks a leg kick nicely.
It looked like Paris was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Somebody.
Somebody pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Somebody slips a straight right by Paris.
Somebody swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Somebody drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#TD#
Paris shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paris lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Paris wants to lay and pray for a moment but Somebody keeps working. #T1#
Paris looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Paris sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Somebody defending well though.
Somebody wants to improve his position but Paris is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Paris not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Paris has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Somebody trying to control from the bottom.
Paris trying to control from half guard but Somebody is working away.
Paris is looking to advance position but Somebody won't allow it. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Somebody keeping hold of Paris's head, controlling as best he can.
Paris lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Paris missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Paris looks to land a strike but Somebody avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Paris wants to pass the guard but Somebody is keeping the position.
Somebody wants to sweep but no luck.
Paris throws an elbow that misses. Somebody uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Paris's guard. Nice move by Somebody!#REVB#
Somebody would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Somebody must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T3#
Paris manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Somebody manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Paris advances position into side control!
Somebody is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Somebody is pushing Paris's head away, looking to escape. Paris manages to hold on to the position though.#T4#
Paris creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Somebody sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Somebody is trying to get back to half guard.
Paris lands a nice forearm strike.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Paris is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Somebody's shoulder. That is not cool.
Paris scores with punches from side control.
Somebody is looking for a sweep.
Somebody is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Marco Paris dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
A thudding body kick lands there by Somebody!
Paris lands a nice hook to Somebody's body. Somebody takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Paris tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice shot lands for Paris.
Paris tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #TD#
Paris drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Paris won't allow Somebody to sweep him here.
Somebody wants to stand up but Paris is controlling him.
Paris postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Paris is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Somebody preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T1#
Somebody keeping moving, preventing Paris from controlling successfully.
Marco Paris overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Paris scoring with some ground and pound.
Somebody being controlled here, momentarily.
Paris sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Somebody's guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Paris connects with a nice short shot to Somebody's temple.
Paris not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Paris sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Somebody defending well though.
Somebody gets full guard.
Paris landing some decent shots from guard. #ROC#Somebody is rocked!#T2#
Somebody can't keep his opponent in guard - Paris advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Somebody is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Paris wants to control but Somebody is keeping him busy.
Paris missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Paris lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Somebody! More strikes land and this one is all over! Paris jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marco Paris!
A very excited looking Marco Paris made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: WPFA XLVII: Fudd vs PG     
Date:   Dec 18, 2020
#R1#
Somebody avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A shot to the liver by Somebody. Beautiful body shot.
A big right from Man Iii misses.
Somebody connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Somebody looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Man Iii ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Man Iii swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Somebody ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man Iii moves away.
Somebody connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Man Iii moves out of range of the leg kick from Somebody.
Somebody wants to land a leg kick but Man Iii is out of range.
Man Iii cracks Somebody with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Somebody checks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Somebody looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A big left from Man Iii misses.
Somebody dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Man Iii. That did some damage!
Johnny Somebody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man Iii walks into a left hand. #T1#
Somebody thows a leg kick but Man Iii checks it
and Man Iii counters with a nice uppercut.
Man Iii throws a hook to the side of Somebody's head but Somebody sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Man Iii uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Somebody.
Man Iii thinks about the counter body kick.
Somebody swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Man Iii works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Somebody misses with a hook to the body
and Man Iii counters with a stiff right hand.
Somebody rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Man Iii moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Man Iii keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Somebody takes one on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Man Iii misses the target.
Somebody throwing a counter right hand but Man Iii manages to avoid it.
Man Iii might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Somebody throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Somebody lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Man Iii has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Man Iii and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Man Iii moves out of range of the body kick from Somebody.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Somebody throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Man Iii counters with a stiff right hand.
Man Iii takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T2#
Somebody lands with a thumping leg kick.
Man Iii lands a nice hook to Somebody's body. Somebody takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Man Iii misses with a hook
and Somebody counters with a stiff right hand.
Somebody misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man Iii.
A slow jab from Man Iii misses its intended target.
Somebody thuds his right hand into Man Iii's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Somebody uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Man Iii.
Man Iii cracks Somebody with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Man Iii lands with a hook. Somebody tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Somebody misses with a body kick.
Somebody moves away from the strike by Man Iii.
Man Iii misses with a hook. Somebody ducked under it nicely.
Man Iii throws a nice inside leg kick.
Somebody throws a nice looking combination but Man Iii bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Somebody is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#T3#
Somebody misses with a leg kick.
Somebody takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#ROC2#Somebody is rocked!
Man Iii takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Somebody misses with a low kick.
Man Iii throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man Iii pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Somebody slips under a jab.
Somebody throws a lazy uppercut
and Somebody takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Oh Somebody is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Man Iii throws a quick inside leg kick.
Somebody seems to have got his legs back now.
Man Iii is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Somebody had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Somebody throws a leg kick
and Man Iii counters with a nice uppercut.
Somebody moves out of range of the strikes.
Somebody lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Somebody wants to land a leg kick but Man Iii is out of range.
Nice jab there from Somebody.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Somebody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Man Iii has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.#T4#
Man Iii avoids the body shot from Somebody.
Somebody uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Man Iii.
Somebody connects with an inside leg kick.
A low kick from Somebody is predictable there
enabling Man Iii to counter with a crisp jab.
Jab, jab by Somebody - just one landing.
Man Iii is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Somebody.
Man Iii checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Somebody - that will leave a mark!
Man Iii wants to clinch up but Somebody keeps it at a distance.
Somebody avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Somebody throws a quick inside leg kick.
Somebody displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man Iii throws out the jab.
A slow jab from Man Iii misses its intended target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Johnny Somebody will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Somebody throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Somebody throws a jab but it's blocked by Man Iii.
Man Iii dodges the punch combination from Somebody.
Man Iii checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Somebody tries to score with a low kick but Man Iii moves his leg out of the way.
Man Iii jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Somebody throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Man Iii cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Somebody looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Somebody does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Somebody misses with a body shot.
Somebody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man Iii manages to avoid it.
Somebody cracks Man Iii with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Somebody throws a leg kick
and Man Iii counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Somebody misses with an attempted mid kick. #T1#
Somebody shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Man Iii has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Man Iii there as he acknowledges the shot.
Man Iii's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Somebody throws a body punch but Man Iii moves out of range.
Man Iii dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Man Iii lands a head shot.
Somebody fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Man Iii has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Man Iii missing with a left hand there. Somebody was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Somebody lands a really nice looking cross but Man Iii seems unphased.
Man Iii keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man Iii swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Man Iii walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Somebody drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Man Iii swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Somebody's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yip Man Iii!
During a confident post fight interview, Yip Man Iii thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: WPFA XL: HOWLoween Havoc 2     
Date:   Oct 31, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Somebody connects with a body shot.
Somebody uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Show.
Somebody getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Show connects with a right hand. Somebody shakes it off.
Show misses with a shot to the body
and Show takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Somebody showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Show.
A lazy left from Somebody finds it's target.
Show tries to clinch but Somebody is having none of it.
Somebody's coach down at CT was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Somebody's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Show throws the left hand but Somebody avoids the punch easily.
Show swings away with a body shot that misses
and Somebody counters with a straight right hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Show looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Show misses with a left hand
and Somebody cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Show seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fight stays on the outside here - Show looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A countering left hand to the body from Somebody misses.#T1#
Show misses with a two punch combination.
Somebody swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Somebody ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Show moves away.
Show ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Somebody moves away.#CL#
Show darts in and clinches Somebody up against the cage.#BC#
Show breaks from the clinch.
Show looks to clinch
letting Somebody counter with a right hand.
Somebody digs a good body shot into Show's ribs.
Show tries to clinch up but Somebody circles away and keeps his distance.
Somebody swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Show throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Somebody to counter with a crisp jab.
Show tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Somebody counters with a nice uppercut.
Show drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Somebody is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Show had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.#T2#
Show swings widly with a right hand
enabling Somebody to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Somebody throws a looping overhand right but Show ducks down to avoid it.
Somebody throws a one two combo. #CUT2#It looks like Suga Show has been cut.#CL#
Show takes the fight into the clinch.
Somebody misses with a hook from the clinch.
Somebody struggles to land a body shot inside as Show controls his hands.
Somebody tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Show just stands there and leans against the cage.
Somebody is looking to break free of the clinch but Show has double underhooks.
Somebody tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Somebody working aggressively here.
Somebody prevents a body shot from Show.
Somebody blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Somebody throws a head punch that misses.
Show throws a punch but it's blocked by Somebody.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Show.
Show lands a nice uppercut.#T3#
Somebody misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Show can't find room to land a body shot as Somebody controls the action.
Show gets through Somebody's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Show blocks an uppercut.
Somebody struggles to land a body shot inside as Show controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Show fails to land.
A hook to the body from Somebody.
Show lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Somebody backwards.
Show throws a punch but it's blocked by Somebody.
Show gets through Somebody's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Show misses with a body punch.
Somebody has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Somebody.
Show swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Show throws a punch but it's blocked by Somebody.
Somebody misses with a body punch.
Somebody tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Show's elbow.
Somebody tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Somebody tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Show tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Show lands a hook to the side of the head.#T4#
Somebody struggles to land a body shot inside as Show controls his hands.
Show cracks Somebody with a nice body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Somebody lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Show fails to land.
Show lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Somebody misses with a short punch on the inside.
Somebody struggles to land a body shot inside as Show controls his hands.
Somebody tries to work over Show's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Show lands an uppercut.
Somebody lands a left hand that snaps the head of Show backwards.
Show doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Somebody misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Somebody.
Somebody misses with some punches.
Somebody is stalling here.
Show tries to throw a body punch but Somebody avoids it by throwing Show back against the cage.
Show tries to throw a body punch but Somebody avoids it by throwing Show back against the cage.
Somebody tries to work over Show's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Somebody dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Suga Show's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2##CL#
Show darts in and clinches Somebody up against the cage.
Somebody lands a left hand that snaps the head of Show backwards.
Show lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Somebody backwards.
Somebody tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Somebody throws a punch but it's blocked by Show.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Somebody.
Somebody tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Show lands a body punch in the clinch.
Show can't find room to land a body shot as Somebody controls the action.
Somebody blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Somebody struggles to land a body shot inside as Show controls his hands.
Show throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Somebodys head.
Show misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Show lands with a short shot to the head.
Somebody prevents a body shot from Show.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Show.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Show.
Show is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Somebody's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Show throws a punch but it's blocked by Somebody.
Show tries to throw a body punch but Somebody avoids it by throwing Show back against the cage.
Show softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T1#
Somebody blocking some punches.
Somebody lands with a left to the head.
Somebody misses with the head strike.
Show tries to throw a body punch but Somebody avoids it by throwing Show back against the cage.
Show misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Somebody misses with some punches.
Somebody doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Show misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Somebody fails to land.
Somebody goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Show tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Somebody's elbow.
Suga Show has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Show working aggressively here.
Somebody misses with a punch to the body.
Somebody lands with a right to the head.
Somebody fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Show blocking some punches.
Somebody struggles to land a body shot inside as Show controls his hands.
Somebody takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Show. #T2#
Somebody throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shows head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Show.
Show swings away with an uppercut that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Somebody lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Show backwards.
Show blocks an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Somebody.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Somebody.
Show struggles to land a body shot inside as Somebody controls his hands.
Somebody has a couple of punches blocked by Show.
Somebody throws a punch but it's blocked by Show.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Somebody. #BC2#
Somebody's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Somebody lands a body shot.
Somebody lands with an overhand left.
Show connects with a body shot.
Show tries to clinch but Somebody is having none of it.
Somebody lands a body shot. #T3#
Show throws a left and a right that both miss #CL2#
and Somebody counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Somebody.
Show blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Somebody misses with a punch to the body.
Show lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Show fails to land.
Show tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Show blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Somebody working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Somebody misses with the head strike.
Show throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Somebodys head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Somebody.
A short right from Show.
Nice body punch from Somebody - that landed with a thud.
Somebody swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Show fails to land.
Somebody tries to throw a body punch but Show avoids it by throwing Somebody back against the cage.
Somebody blocks a body shot from Show.
Show lands a right hand that snaps the head of Somebody backwards. #T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Somebody pushes Show back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Somebody throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Show blocks an uppercut.
Show working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Show swings wildly with an uppercut but Somebody uses good head movement to avoid it.
A shot in the inside from Show.
Somebody tries to work over Show's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Somebody lands a nice uppercut.
Somebody lands a hook that snaps the head of Show backwards.
Show prevents a body shot from Somebody.
Show misses with a punch on the inside.
Somebody swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Show tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Somebody's elbow.
Somebody prevents a body shot from Show.
Somebody swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Show fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Show.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Johnny Somebody will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Suga Show's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
A swing and a miss from Show.
Somebody is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Somebody pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Somebody throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Somebody scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Show throws an off balance right hand
and Somebody counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Show tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL#
Show moves into range and clinches up with Somebody.
Somebody doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Somebody misses with some punches.
Somebody lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Show.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Somebody.
Show working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Show blocks an uppercut.
Show cracks Somebody with a nice body shot.
Show misses with a hook to the ribs.
Show is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Somebody gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.#T1#
Show lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Somebody blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Somebody blocks an uppercut.
Show doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Somebody misses with some punches.
Somebody misses with a short punch on the inside.
Show lands a shoulder strike.
Somebody scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Show swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Show misses with a punch on the inside.
Somebody lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Somebody swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Show goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Show throws a head punch that misses.
Somebody has a couple of punches blocked by Show.
Show throws a punch but it's blocked by Somebody.
A head punch on the inside from Show fails to land.
A short right from Show on the inside.
Suga Show has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Johnny Somebody is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Show misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Show misses with a punch on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Somebody.
Show misses with some punches.
Show tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Show misses with some punches.
Show swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Somebody prevents a body shot from Show.
Show lands a nice shot to the body.
Show swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Show lands a left hand that snaps the head of Somebody backwards. #T3#
Show presses Somebody against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Somebody blocks an uppercut.
Show tries to work over Somebody's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Show swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Somebody blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Show throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Good body shot from Somebody.
Show has a couple of punches blocked by Somebody.
Show tries a body shot but Somebody blocks it.
Show tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Somebody's elbow. #T4#
Show misses with a hook to the ribs.
Somebody working aggressively here.
Show can't find room to land a body shot as Somebody controls the action.
Somebody blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Show.
Somebody blocking some punches.
Show scores with a shot to the side of Somebody's head.
Show tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Somebody's elbow.
Show presses Somebody against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Show misses with a hook from the clinch.
Show fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Show tries to throw a body punch but Somebody avoids it by throwing Show back against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Suga Show showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Somebody has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:29
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Johnny Somebody!

An out of breath Johnny Somebody thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: WPFA XXXVI: Pipes vs Cristos     
Date:   Oct 02, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paris tries to score a power double leg takedown but Somebody sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Paris somewhat.
A quick step to the side and Somebody tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A low kick lands for Somebody.
Paris throws a lazy uppercut
and Paris takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL2#
Paris clinches with his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Paris tightens his grip and picks Somebody up, before dumping him to the ground. Somebody manages to land in guard.
Paris is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Somebody wants to sweep here but Paris controlling him for the moment. #SUB#
Somebody is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T1#
Paris connects with a couple of short punches.
Somebody has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Paris has passed into side control.
Somebody tries to bench press Paris off him but Paris keeps the position.
Somebody is not content to let Paris control the position.
Somebody is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Paris is one step ahead and moves to full mount!#T2#
Somebody tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Paris lands a couple of good shots and Somebody has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Somebody is taking damage to the body and head. #ROC2#Somebody is rocked!
Paris is loading up with his shots from the back and Somebody is in big trouble! Somebody taps out to strikes and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Marco Paris!
Marco Paris decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: WPFA XXXII: Fudd vs Corona     
Date:   Sep 04, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Core fails with the takedown
and Somebody counters with a stiff right hand.
Core has his takedown stuffed
and Somebody counters with a nice body shot.
David Core seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horrible takedown attempt by Core or perhaps it was just good defense by Somebody, which made it look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Core. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Core gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Somebody counters with a right hand to the body.
Somebody slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Core tries for a takedown but Somebody circles away easily
enabling Somebody to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Somebody connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt Core covering up! Somebody comes in with a big uppercut and Core goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Johnny Somebody!
After winning the bout, Johnny Somebody thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
David Core spoke after the fight, saying 'I am going to work on my shortcomings to come back even stronger!'.

 

Event: A&E: Rising Stars V     
Date:   Aug 30, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Somebody moves out of range of the strikes.
Somebody moves away from the strike by Williams.
Somebody looks for the body kick but Williams saw that one coming.
Somebody chopping away at his opponent's legs. #CL#
Williams rushes Somebody and presses him up against the cage.
Somebody misses with a punch to the body.
Somebody lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Williams backwards. #BC2#
Somebody breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Somebody uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Williams.
Larry Williams seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Williams lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Williams jabs at Somebody's body.
Williams swings for the body but Somebody moves out of range.
Somebody with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Somebody.#T1#
Williams misses with an uppercut
and Williams takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Somebody displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Williams throws out the jab.
Williams fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Somebody on the side of the head.
Williams wants to clinch but Somebody slips to the side
and Somebody counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Somebody has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Williams throws a sloppy body shot
and Somebody counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Somebody moves out of range as Williams strikes.
Somebody now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Somebody keeps the fight on the outside.
Somebody takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Williams waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Somebody.
Williams fails to land with a series of punches.
Williams takes a swing at Somebody's ribcage but misses.
Despite the aggression on Somebody's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A lazy left from Williams finds it's target.#T2#
A slow jab from Williams misses its intended target.
Williams has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Williams misses with a lunging right hand
and Somebody counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Somebody looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #CL#
Williams clinches up with Somebody and pushes him back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Somebody scores with a nice short uppercut.#BC2#
Somebody's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Somebody misses with a body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Williams misses the target.
Decent striking displayed by Somebody there.
Williams misses with an uppercut.
Somebody looks to score with a jab to the body but Williams is just out of range.
Williams throws a body shot but no joy.
Somebody appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Somebody uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Williams.
Williams scores with a jab to the head. #T3##CL#
Williams pushes Somebody up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Williams.
Nice body punch from Williams.
Somebody throws a head punch that misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Williams.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Williams misses with a punch on the inside.
Williams working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Williams working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Somebody swings wildly with an uppercut but Williams uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Williams.
Williams blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Somebody swings wildly with an uppercut but Williams uses good head movement to avoid it.
Somebody tries to work over Williams's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T4#
Williams lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Williams lands a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Williams. #ROC#Somebody is rocked!
Somebody is trying to pull guard but Williams turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Somebody blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Williams creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Somebody with a big uppercut! Somebody tries to clinch up but Williams pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Somebody to the mat! Somebody covers up and Williams unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Larry Williams!
Larry Williams seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Ash Pres: The 2nd Aftermath     
Date:   Aug 10, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wright takes one to the chin there.
Somebody takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wright looks to land a left hand but Somebody moved out of range nicely.
Wright takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Somebody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wright was well out of range. Poor timing from Somebody.
Somebody fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wright.
Wright throws a sloppy body shot
letting Somebody counter with a right hand.
Somebody has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Somebody throws a quick inside leg kick.
Somebody connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wright momentarily.
Somebody misses with a low kick.
Wright takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wright has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wright there as he acknowledges the shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wright walks into a stiff left hand from Somebody.
Somebody works over Wright's head and body with a nice combination.#CUT2#It looks like Spencer Wright has been cut.
Wright ducks under a wild hook from Somebody.#T1#
Nice straight punches there by Somebody. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Somebody.
A low kick from Wright is predictable there
and Somebody counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wright takes a swing at Somebody's ribcage but misses.
Somebody lands a nice shot that snaps Wright's head back.
Somebody with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Somebody is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Wright had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wright takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Somebody throws a nice looking combination but Wright bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wright bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Wright closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Somebody throws a jab when Wright was well out of range.
Somebody pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Somebody throws a right hand that misses
and Wright counters with an inside leg kick.
Wright misses with a leg kick. #T2#
Somebody throws a low kick but Wright avoids it.
Wright misses with an attempted mid kick.
Somebody counters with a body kick.
Wright walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Somebody checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wright uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Somebody.
Somebody punishes Wright's body with a nice straight punch.
Somebody throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wright sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Somebody moves out of range of the body kick from Wright.
Wright throws an off balance right hand
and Somebody counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wright waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Somebody.
Wright keeps Somebody at a distance using the push kick.
Wright chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Somebody can pounce on him.
Wright takes a swing at Somebody's ribcage but misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Somebody. That snapped Wright's head back. #T3#
Somebody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wright manages to avoid it.
Somebody scores with a jab to the head.
Somebody lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wright attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Somebody looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Somebody throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Somebody misses with a hook. Wright ducked under it nicely.
Somebody throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wright.
Wright lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wright swings for the body but Somebody moves out of range.
Wright with the inside leg kick.
Wright connects with a solid leg kick.
A low kick from Somebody is predictable there
and Wright finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Somebody's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wright under the eye.#T4#
Wright uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Somebody.
Somebody tries to land a body kick
and Wright counters with a nice body shot.
Wright misses with a low kick.
Somebody avoids a kick to the body.
Somebody takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wright pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Somebody misses with a hook to the body
and Wright counters with an inside leg kick.
A big left from Somebody misses.
Somebody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A quick step to the side and Wright tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Somebody will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A leg kick checked by Somebody.
Somebody feints a counter leg kick.
Somebody cracks Wright with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wright throws a hook but Somebody avoids it easily.
Somebody looks like he wants to counter punch here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Somebody dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Spencer Wright's cut.
That's time! Wright's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Somebody misses with a left hand
and Wright counters with a thumping low kick.
Wright is looking to wear down Somebody with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Somebody moves away from the strike by Wright.
Somebody cracks Wright with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wright pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Somebody checks a leg kick nicely.
A chopping leg kick lands by Somebody.
Wright is looking to score with low kicks.
Johnny Somebody seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Somebody lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Left hook, right uppercut from Somebody.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wright walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Somebody checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wright scores with a shot to the body.
Johnny Somebody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice uppercut lands for Wright. That snapped Somebody's head back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Somebody scores with a punch to the head.#T1#
Somebody misses with a hook
and Wright counters with a nice low kick that buckles Somebody's knee momentarily.
Somebody tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Somebody lands a jab to the head.
Wright dodges the punch combination from Somebody.
Wright looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Somebody just misses with a punch to the body.
Somebody throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Somebody takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A swing and a miss from Wright.
Somebody lands a lovely overhand right.
Wright throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wright avoids the body shot from Somebody.
Somebody throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A counter left hand to the body from Wright misses its target.
Somebody throws a right hand that misses
and Wright counters with a nice low kick that buckles Somebody's knee momentarily.#T2#
Wright on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Wright throws a sloppy head kick and Somebody moves out of range easily.
Somebody swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
An inside leg kick from Wright misses.
Somebody misses the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Somebody misses with a hook. Wright ducked under it nicely.
Wright's corner calls for a 1-2. Wright obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Somebody moves out of range of the body kick.
Wright throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Somebody swings for the body but Wright moves out of range.
Wright tried to counter with a leg kick but Somebody avoided it.
No joy there for Somebody, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Somebody tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Wright is able to avoid easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Wright misses the target.
Somebody misses with a combination
and Wright counters with a stiff right hand.
Somebody has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#T3#
Wright lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Somebody lands with a shot to the body.
Wright throws a solid leg kick but Somebody takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Wright.
Somebody takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice defenses there by Somebody.
Wright fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Somebody on the side of the head.
Wright displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Somebody throws out the jab.
Somebody throws a sloppy head kick and Wright moves out of range easily.
Wright attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Somebody uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wright.
Somebody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wright slips a jab from Somebody.
Somebody looks to score with a jab to the body but Wright is just out of range.
Wright feinted there with a counter leg kick.#T4#
Somebody defending well as Wright loads up on a big left hand.
Somebody with a jab.
Somebody scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wright cracks Somebody with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Wright ducks under a wild hook from Somebody.
A jab lands there for Somebody.
Somebody's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wright misses with a kick to the body.
Somebody has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wright defending well as Somebody loads up on a big left hand.
Wright with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wright bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Somebody tries to score with a low kick but Wright moves his leg out of the way.
Wright was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Wright avoids the body shot from Somebody.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Spencer Wright will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Spencer Wright's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Somebody looks to throw the jab but Wright is out of range.
Wright throws a body shot but no joy.
Somebody connects with a body shot.
Wright ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Somebody moves away.
A jab from Wright misses.
Wright throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Somebody releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wright throws a body kick that misses.
Somebody throws a poor cross that misses
and Wright counters with a thumping low kick.
Somebody moves away from the strike by Wright.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Somebody throws a poor cross that misses
and Wright counters with a leg kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Wright might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Somebody ducks right into an uppercut from Wright.
Somebody throws a nice outside leg kick.
Somebody misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wright swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T1#
A leg kick checked by Wright.
A counter left hand to the body from Wright misses its target.
Wright misses with a lunging right hand
and Somebody counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Somebody throws an overhand right that lands on Wright's shoulder, as Wright tries to avoid the shot.
Somebody throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Somebody scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wright blocks a jab.
Wright on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Somebody chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wright can pounce on him.
Wright looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Somebody misses with a low kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Wright fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wright takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T2#
Somebody lands a really nice looking cross but Wright seems unphased.
A swing and a miss from Somebody.
As Somebody backs away, Wright returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
A jab from Wright misses.
Wright misses the jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Somebody waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wright.
Somebody throws a right hand that misses
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Somebody lands a front kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Somebody.
A jab from Somebody misses.
Wright jabs at Somebody's body.
Wright misses with a looping left.
A little jabbing left from Somebody on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Somebody.
Wright checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.#T3#
Somebody misses the body punch
and Wright counters with a nice body kick.
Somebody misses with a leg kick
and Wright counters with a stiff right hand.
Wright throws a head kick that misses.
Somebody throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wright.
Wright looks for the body kick but Somebody saw that one coming.
Somebody lands a lovely overhand right.
Wright throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wright slips under a jab from Somebody.
Both fighters circling a little - Wright finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Somebody takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Somebody getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Somebody is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#T4#
Somebody scores with a sloppy right hand. Wright should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Somebody scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jab from Somebody.
Somebody misses with a body shot.
Wright lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Somebody displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wright throws out the jab.
A swing and a miss from Somebody.
Wright is looking to counter punch.
Wright ducks right into an uppercut from Somebody.
Somebody misses with a lunging right hand
and Wright counters with a slapping leg kick.
Somebody takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Somebody defending well as Wright loads up on a big left hand.
Somebody swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Somebody tries to land a leg kick but Wright saw it coming and moves away.
Wright half committed to a counter leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Johnny Somebody.
Well Somebody has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Johnny Somebody!

A relieved looking Johnny Somebody thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: SFL 01 | Genesis     
Date:   Jul 04, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dubois misses with a left hand
and Somebody counters with a nice body shot.
Somebody connects with a single shot there.
Dubois misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Somebody was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dubois throws a leg kick but Somebody checks it.
Dubois takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dubois misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Somebody counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Somebody swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dubois.
Dubois takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Somebody, as that shot connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dubois throws a lazy uppercut
and Somebody counters with a left and a right that stings Dubois.
Dubois rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Somebody moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dubois gets cracked there but stands up to it. #T1#
Dubois throws a jab when Somebody was well out of range.
Dubois throws a leg kick but Somebody sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dubois misses with a left hand
and Somebody counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Somebody blocks a leg kick.
Dubois misses with a shot to the body
and Somebody counters with a nice leg kick.
Somebody lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Somebody connects with a leg kick.
Dubois looks to land a left hand but Somebody moved out of range nicely.
Somebody misses with a combination
and Somebody takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Somebody with a nice calf kick.#T2#
Dubois drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dubois takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #ROC2#Dubois is rocked!
Somebody circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Dubois tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Somebody wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johnny Somebody!
Johnny Somebody seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

 
 
 
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