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Event:
Trash Boys 8
Date: Jul 22, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
Baguetti is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Koscheck Jr's half guard.
Koscheck Jr is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Koscheck Jr is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Koscheck Jr is trying to control but can't.
Koscheck Jr tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Baguetti wants to take a breather but Koscheck Jr is having none of it.
Koscheck Jr tries to roll over but Baguetti keeps him under control.
Koscheck Jr has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Baguetti is working away from the top position though.
Baguetti wants to lay and pray for a moment but Koscheck Jr keeps working.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Koscheck Jr missing with punches from the bottom.
Koscheck Jr gets full guard.
Baguetti scoring with some ground and pound. #T1##SUB2#
Koscheck Jr is looking for a triangle but Baguetti pushes his legs off easily.
Koscheck Jr throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Koscheck Jr pulls Baguetti in close to prevent any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Koscheck Jr is on top in guard.
#REVB#
Baguetti wants to stand up but Koscheck Jr is controlling him.
Koscheck Jr is looking to work some ground and pound but Baguetti has wrist control.
Koscheck Jr is in close to Baguetti 's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Koscheck Jr throws a big right hand that misses.
Baguetti looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Koscheck Jr content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Baguetti wants to stand and escape but Koscheck Jr is having none of it. #T2#
Koscheck Jr looking to pass the guard.
Baguetti not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Koscheck Jr lands a couple of elbows.
Koscheck Jr lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Koscheck Jr stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Baguetti swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Koscheck Jr postures up and lands a big shot to Baguetti 's brow. #SUB#
Koscheck Jr got a little sloppy there for a moment and Baguetti has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Koscheck Jr has managed to get both his arms back between Baguetti 's legs - danger averted.
Baguetti keeping moving, preventing Koscheck Jr from controlling successfully.
Koscheck Jr lands a couple of decent looking shots.#T3#
Koscheck Jr landing some decent shots from guard.
Baguetti controls Koscheck Jr momentarily but Koscheck Jr frees himself.
Koscheck Jr makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Koscheck Jr working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #SUB#
Baguetti throws his legs up looking for a submission but Koscheck Jr uses it to pass to side control.
#T4#
Koscheck Jr grinds an elbow into Baguetti 's temple. #ROC2#Baguetti is rocked!
A big shot lands for Koscheck Jr! That's hurt Baguetti ! Will he recover? Koscheck Jr fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Josh Koscheck Jr!
Yeti Baguetti was interviewed post fight and said 'I hurt my foreskin in camp but ill come back stronger'. |
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Event:
Trash Boys 6
Date: Jul 11, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD2#
De La Cunt feints and as Baguetti raises his hands in defense, De La Cunt changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Baguetti is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Baguetti trying to keep a closed guard but De La Cunt is proving a slippery customer.
De La Cunt won't allow Baguetti to sweep him here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Cunt throwing strikes but missing.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - De La Cunt has eaten all the pies!
De La Cunt trying to stand up but can't free himself from Baguetti 's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
De La Cunt's corner is telling him to maintain position.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T1#
Baguetti tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and De La Cunt counters with a left to the body. #TD2#
Baguetti gets caught napping as De La Cunt dives in and scores a takedown. Baguetti manages to retain guard.#SUB#
Baguetti throws his legs up looking for a submission but De La Cunt uses it to pass to side control.
#SU2#
De La Cunt decides to stand up, so the ref orders Baguetti to his feet.
De La Cunt shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Baguetti as he avoids it easily.
De La Cunt misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Baguetti fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches De La Cunt on the side of the head.#T2##TD#
Baguetti shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. De La Cunt manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#ES2#
De La Cunt wriggles free and stands up.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De La Cunt shoots in looking for a takedown. Baguetti tries to sprawl out of it but De La Cunt keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Baguetti manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Yeti Baguetti has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oscar De La Cunt.
Baguetti takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Baguetti . #T3#
Baguetti with the inside leg kick.
Baguetti fails with a takedown attempt.
A countering left hand to the body from De La Cunt misses.
Baguetti fails with the takedown.
De La Cunt throws a body punch but Baguetti moves out of range.
Baguetti is trying hard to land a takedown here. De La Cunt sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #TD2#
De La Cunt scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Baguetti bucks up and tries to throw De La Cunt off but instead De La Cunt has got his back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Baguetti just trying to survive but De La Cunt is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. #T4#
De La Cunt has good solid back control here. #SUB2#
De La Cunt is cranking Baguetti 's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Baguetti ! He's tightened the choke and Baguetti is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Oscar De La Cunt!
Yeti Baguetti spoke after the fight, saying 'I hurt my foreskin in camp but ill come back stronger'. |
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Event:
Trash boys 3
Date: Jun 28, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD2#
De La Cunt gets a takedown into half guard.
De La Cunt is trying to control. Baguetti wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SU2#
De La Cunt postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Baguetti to stand up.
Baguetti lands with an uppercut that bounces De La Cunt off the cage and back into range.#CL2#
De La Cunt rushes Baguetti and presses him up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Baguetti tightens his grip and picks De La Cunt up, before dumping him to the ground. De La Cunt manages to land in guard.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - De La Cunt has eaten all the pies!
Baguetti looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
De La Cunt has a closed guard, preventing Baguetti from standing up. #T1##SUB2#
De La Cunt is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Baguetti is aware though and is defending well.
De La Cunt is trying to control the position but Baguetti postures up.
Baguetti wants to get up but he can't break De La Cunt's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SU#
Baguetti stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Baguetti shoots for a takedown but De La Cunt saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
De La Cunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
De La Cunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Baguetti swats him away and circles back towards the center. #TD#
Baguetti dives in and scores a takedown into De La Cunt's guard.
Baguetti is breathing heavily.
Baguetti working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2#
De La Cunt seems keen to control Baguetti 's posture.#SUB2#
De La Cunt is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Baguetti is aware though and is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
De La Cunt trying to strike off his back.
Baguetti stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. De La Cunt swivels though and keeps the full guard.
De La Cunt wants to sweep here but Baguetti controlling him for the moment.
Baguetti postures up.
De La Cunt has his hands on Baguetti 's head, controlling the position. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Baguetti shoots in looking for a takedown. De La Cunt tries to sprawl out of it but Baguetti keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. De La Cunt manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Baguetti moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDe La Cunt.
Baguetti throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Baguetti shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yeti Baguetti . That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
De La Cunt closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Baguetti is looking to get back to his feet here but De La Cunt is keeping cool and he's managed to take Baguetti 's back.
Baguetti trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4##SUB2#
De La Cunt has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
What can Baguetti do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
#SUB2#
Baguetti defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of De La Cunt's arms.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
De La Cunt working for the choke.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Oscar De La Cunt will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
De La Cunt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Baguetti throws a body shot but no joy.
Baguetti is looking to clinch.
Nice takedown defense from De La Cunt. No joy for Baguetti on that attempt.
Baguetti shoots in for a takedown but De La Cunt shows good takedown defense.
De La Cunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Baguetti displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
De La Cunt tries to clinch there but Baguetti circles away.
#CL2#
Baguetti tries to keep at a distance but De La Cunt has taken the fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A body shot lands from De La Cunt.
#BC2#
De La Cunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#TD2#
De La Cunt decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#ES#
Baguetti manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. De La Cunt keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1##BC#
Baguetti breaks the clinch.
Some wild striking there from Baguetti .
#CL2#
De La Cunt closes the distance and clinches.
De La Cunt is trying to break the clinch but Baguetti is controlling him.
Baguetti is trying to pull guard but De La Cunt has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yeti Baguetti . That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
De La Cunt pulls Baguetti into guard.
De La Cunt has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Baguetti won't allow De La Cunt to sweep him here. #T2#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Baguetti accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Baguetti scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#SUB2#
De La Cunt looking for a guillotine here but Baguetti defends easily.
Baguetti pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. De La Cunt is keeping the position for now. #T3#
De La Cunt is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Baguetti is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Baguetti is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Baguetti preventing the sweep.
Baguetti trying to control but De La Cunt is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Baguetti fails with a takedown attempt.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
No luck for Baguetti with that takedown attempt.
De La Cunt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Baguetti shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. De La Cunt defends it nicely.
Yeti Baguetti is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#TD2#
Baguetti gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
De La Cunt is standing up over Baguetti . Baguetti looks to escape but De La Cunt dives into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oscar De La Cunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
De La Cunt shoots in for a double leg but Baguetti sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Baguetti fails with a takedown attempt.
De La Cunt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Baguetti .
A shot to the body from Baguetti misses
and De La Cunt counters with a one-two to the body. #TD2#
De La Cunt closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Baguetti to the mat! Baguetti manages to get full guard.
De La Cunt stands and throws Baguetti 's legs to the side, diving into side control.
De La Cunt wants to control but Baguetti is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
De La Cunt tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no De La Cunt has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Baguetti is not content to let De La Cunt control the position. #SU2#
De La Cunt stands up and beckons Baguetti to his feet. #TD#
De La Cunt gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.#T2#
De La Cunt is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Baguetti trying to control but De La Cunt is working from the bottom.
De La Cunt doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Baguetti won't allow De La Cunt to get back to his feet.
De La Cunt is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Baguetti slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#T3##SUB2#
De La Cunt working for submissions but it's allowed Baguetti to get to half guard.
Baguetti trying to control the action but De La Cunt is working from the bottom.
De La Cunt wants to control but Baguetti is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
De La Cunt is refusing to be controlled, as Baguetti sits in half guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Baguetti shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says De La Cunt as he avoids it easily.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by De La Cunt!
#TD2#
De La Cunt shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Baguetti manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
De La Cunt postures up.
De La Cunt wants to control from the top but Baguetti keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
De La Cunt preventing the sweep.
And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Cunt comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well De La Cunt has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Cunt!
The defeated Yeti Baguetti had this to say: 'I hurt my foreskin in camp but ill come back stronger'. |
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Event:
Trash Boys 2
Date: Jun 20, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD2#
Nurmagotaptap shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#SUB2#
Baguetti is defending against the submission attempts here by Nurmagotaptap.
Nurmagotaptap looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Nurmagotaptap scoring with strikes to the body and head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Baguetti is in trouble now - Nurmagotaptap has advanced to mount!
Baguetti tries to lock up and control but Nurmagotaptap gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T1#
Nurmagotaptap working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Nurmagotaptap looking to control and managing it successfully.
Baguetti has given up his back here.
Nurmagotaptap scores with strikes from the back.
#SUB2#
Nurmagotaptap is persistently looking for the submission but Baguetti is defending it well.
I would not like to be Baguetti right now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Nurmagotaptap keeps control of the position as Baguetti tries to break free.
Nurmagotaptap has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Baguetti 's body.
Baguetti trying to control the hands but Nurmagotaptap breaks the grip.
Nurmagotaptap lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
#T3#
Nurmagotaptap lands strikes to the head. #SUB2#
Nurmagotaptap is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Baguetti is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
#SUB2#
Nurmagotaptap has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #SUB2#
Nurmagotaptap working for the choke.
Baguetti is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
#T4#
Nurmagotaptap softening up his opponent with strikes here.
Baguetti is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Nurmagotaptap biding his time, looking for the opening.
#SUB2#
Nurmagotaptap working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Nurmagotaptap is punishing Baguetti with strikes - can he finish him?!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nurmagotaptap connects with a big shot to the side of Baguetti 's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nurmagotaptap landing with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Khabitch Nurmagotaptap dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Baguetti tries to clinch up but Nurmagotaptap circles away and keeps his distance.
Baguetti lands a high kick!
#TD2#
Nurmagotaptap shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Nurmagotaptap slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Nurmagotaptap is continuing to stall.
Nurmagotaptap is pushing down on Baguetti 's leg trying to pass to half guard. Baguetti is fighting to maintain full guard but Nurmagotaptap has managed to sneak the leg through.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SU2#
Nurmagotaptap stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being. #TD#
Baguetti drives through with a takedown into guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1##SUB#
Baguetti drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Nurmagotaptap manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Baguetti has Nurmagotaptap in his guard.#REVB#
Baguetti working a defensive guard but Nurmagotaptap manages to pass into side control anyway.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Baguetti is being controlled here.
Baguetti is not in a great position here, taking some shots. #SU2#
Nurmagotaptap stands up and we're back to a striking position. #TD2#
Nurmagotaptap shoots in and bounces Baguetti off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.#T2#
Nurmagotaptap with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Nurmagotaptap showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB#
Baguetti looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Nurmagotaptap stands and throws Baguetti 's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB2#
Nurmagotaptap working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T3#
Baguetti is being controlled here.
Nurmagotaptap has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nurmagotaptap is putting a hurting on Baguetti here, landing some big shots from side control.
Check out the look on Nurmagotaptap's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
#SUB2#
Nurmagotaptap tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Nurmagotaptap controlling the position. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Nurmagotaptap lands a few punches from side control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Baguetti tries to buck Nurmagotaptap off but Nurmagotaptap is having none of it.
Nurmagotaptap working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
#ROC2#Baguetti is rocked!
Nurmagotaptap working the head and body with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Khabitch Nurmagotaptap showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Baguetti 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Nurmagotaptap misses with a body kick.
Oh Baguetti is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nurmagotaptap feints a jab and as Baguetti dips his head, Nurmagotaptap unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Baguetti right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Baguetti falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Nurmagotaptap smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Khabitch Nurmagotaptap!
In defeat, Yeti Baguetti stepped up to the mic, saying 'I hurt my foreskin in camp but ill come back stronger'. |
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