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Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 03, 2024
#R1#
Winner shoots in for a takedown but De La Weirdo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
De La Weirdo moves into range and connects with a jab.
Winner fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but De La Weirdo avoids it really well and circles away.
A swing and a miss from Winner.
Winner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
De La Weirdo cracks Winner with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
De La Weirdo connects with a good right hand that stumbles Winner. Winner circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Winner closes the distance but De La Weirdo moves to the side
and De La Weirdo counters with a stiff right hand.
Winner fails with a takedown attempt.
Oscar De La Weirdo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Exotic Winner.
De La Weirdo lands a head kick! #T1#
A shot to the liver by De La Weirdo. Beautiful body shot.
Winner fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
De La Weirdo's jab looks to have found its range, popping Winner under the eye.
Winner closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Winner takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Winner fails in his attempt to clinch.
De La Weirdo swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
De La Weirdo pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Winner back to the cage. De La Weirdo follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Winner tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Winner moves in looking to clinch but De La Weirdo pushes him off.
Winner moves forwards but De La Weirdo connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Winner tries for a takedown but De La Weirdo circles away easily
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
De La Weirdo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#T2#
Winner tries to clinch up.
Winner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Winner is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
De La Weirdo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Winner stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
De La Weirdo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
De La Weirdo lands a nice shot that snaps Winner's head back.
De La Weirdo jabs Winner to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Winner looks winded!
Winner with a poor takedown
enabling De La Weirdo to counter with a crisp jab.
De La Weirdo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Winner shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and De La Weirdo counters with a stiff right hand.
Winner walks forward, straight into a front kick from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo connects with a good right hand that stumbles Winner. Winner circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
De La Weirdo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
De La Weirdo lands with a straight right. Winner didn't see that one coming.
De La Weirdo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A jab lands there for De La Weirdo.#T3#
De La Weirdo lands with a straight right. Winner didn't see that one coming.#ROC#Winner is rocked!
De La Weirdo is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
De La Weirdo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Winner is still on wobbly legs! Can De La Weirdo finish him?
Winner gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! De La Weirdo gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
Oscar De La Weirdo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Mar 31, 2024
#R1##CL2#
Soldic has De La Weirdo up against the cage in a clinch. #BC#
De La Weirdo manages to break the clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
De La Weirdo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Soldic wants to clinch.
De La Weirdo keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A punch lands to the side of Soldic 's head but he takes it in his stride.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Soldic pushes De La Weirdo up against the cage in a clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Soldic is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but De La Weirdo is defending well.#T1#
Soldic prevents De La Weirdo from breaking the clinch.
Soldic changes levels and goes for a takedown here. De La Weirdo fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Oscar De La Weirdo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roberto Soldic.
De La Weirdo avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Soldic is looking to clinch.
De La Weirdo swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
De La Weirdo swats away the attempt to clinch by Soldic.
De La Weirdo keeps the fight on the outside.
Soldic tries to clinch but De La Weirdo is having none of it.
A big right from De La Weirdo misses. #CL2#
Soldic pushes De La Weirdo up against the cage in a clinch.
Soldic lands with a right to the head.
Soldic blocks an uppercut.
De La Weirdo lands a right hand that snaps the head of Soldic backwards.
De La Weirdo tries a body shot but Soldic blocks it. #T2#
Soldic jumps guard but De La Weirdo turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Soldic wants a takedown.
De La Weirdo lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
De La Weirdo slows down the pace here.
De La Weirdo scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Soldic.
Soldic is trying to pull guard but De La Weirdo turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from De La Weirdo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Soldic tries to pull guard but De La Weirdo forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
De La Weirdo works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Soldic.
De La Weirdo misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T3#
Soldic jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as De La Weirdo walks away with a smile on his face. Soldic gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut. Soldic saw that one coming.
De La Weirdo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
De La Weirdo misses the jab.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut. Soldic saw that one coming.
Soldic was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Soldic steps to the side to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
Soldic is looking to clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with an attempted mid kick.
Soldic misses with a two punch combination.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Soldic moves out of range.
Oscar De La Weirdo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Soldic tries to clinch up but De La Weirdo circles away and keeps his distance.
Soldic looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
De La Weirdo looks to land a left hand but Soldic moved out of range nicely.
De La Weirdo is looking to land body kicks.#T4#
De La Weirdo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Soldic tries to move into range but De La Weirdo moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Soldic tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and De La Weirdo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Soldic displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as De La Weirdo throws out the jab.
Soldic doesn't manage to clinch there - De La Weirdo circles away.
De La Weirdo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
De La Weirdo misses with a shot to the body
and Soldic counters with a lovely straight right hand!
De La Weirdo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Soldic.
De La Weirdo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
De La Weirdo scores with a head kick.
De La Weirdo explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
De La Weirdo swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Soldic.
De La Weirdo is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Soldic can do to turn this around?
De La Weirdo throws a jab when Soldic was well out of range.
Soldic lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Soldic doesn't manage to clinch there - De La Weirdo circles away.
Soldic takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
De La Weirdo connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Soldic momentarily.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that misses
and Soldic counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Soldic wants to clinch.
Danga de danga de dang - Soldic scores with a four punch combination!
De La Weirdo misses the jab.#CL2#
Soldic has De La Weirdo up against the cage in a clinch. #T1#
De La Weirdo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
De La Weirdo scores with a shot to the side of Soldic's head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from De La Weirdo.
Oscar De La Weirdo has scored more points in the clinch so far.
De La Weirdo is pressed up against the cage. Soldic has hold of a leg and is looking to drag De La Weirdo down to the mat. De La Weirdo avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #CL2#
Soldic has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nice body punch from De La Weirdo - that landed with a thud.
De La Weirdo has a couple of punches blocked by Soldic.
De La Weirdo stalls.
A quick uppercut on the inside from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from De La Weirdo fails to land.
De La Weirdo swings wildly with an uppercut but Soldic uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Soldic doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Soldic blocks an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo struggles to land a body shot inside as Soldic controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for De La Weirdo.
Roberto Soldic has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
De La Weirdo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Soldic's elbow.
De La Weirdo throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
De La Weirdo lands a body shot in the clinch.
Soldic blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Soldic is trying to pull guard but De La Weirdo turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
De La Weirdo tries to throw a body punch but Soldic avoids it by throwing De La Weirdo back against the cage. #T3#
Soldic jumps guard but De La Weirdo turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Oscar De La Weirdo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roberto Soldic.
Soldic is trying to pull guard but De La Weirdo turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Soldic is working for takedown but De La Weirdo is calmly controlling the position for now.
Soldic trying to stall but De La Weirdo improves his position.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Soldic jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as De La Weirdo walks away with a smile on his face. Soldic gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Soldic throws the left hand but De La Weirdo avoids the punch easily.
Soldic moves in looking to clinch but De La Weirdo pushes him off.
Soldic fails in his attempt to clinch.
De La Weirdo looks to throw the jab but Soldic is out of range.
De La Weirdo scores with a nice right hand.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo lands a jab to Soldic's midsection.
De La Weirdo throws a jab but it's blocked by Soldic.
Soldic uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De La Weirdo. #T4#
Soldic uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De La Weirdo.
It seemed like Soldic was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Soldic takes a swing at De La Weirdo's ribcage but misses.
Soldic looks to clinch
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
A head kick by De La Weirdo misses
and Soldic counters with a series of strikes. De La Weirdo will be more careful next time no doubt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Soldic tries to clinch up but De La Weirdo circles away and keeps his distance.
De La Weirdo misses the shot to the body.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when Soldic was well out of range.
A left lands for De La Weirdo.
Roberto Soldic is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
De La Weirdo looks to score with a jab to the body but Soldic is just out of range.
Oscar De La Weirdo is winning the standup battle so far.
De La Weirdo throws a body kick that misses.
Soldic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL2#
Soldic pushes De La Weirdo up against the cage in a clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3##CL2#
Soldic has closed the distance and engaged De La Weirdo in a clinch.
De La Weirdo taking a breather.
De La Weirdo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from De La Weirdo.
Soldic is trying to pull guard but De La Weirdo turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#BC#
De La Weirdo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
De La Weirdo throws a body kick that misses
and Soldic counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps De La Weirdo thinking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Soldic is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Soldic moves away from the strike by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Soldic moves away.#T1#
De La Weirdo throws a jab but it's blocked by Soldic.
De La Weirdo lands with a good body shot.
Soldic ducks under a wild hook from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that Soldic semi-blocks.
De La Weirdo is looking to land body kicks.
Soldic swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
De La Weirdo missing with a left hand there. Soldic was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Soldic uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws a jab but it's blocked by Soldic.
Soldic ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#CL2#
Soldic has managed to clinch.
Soldic tries to stall but De La Weirdo uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
De La Weirdo tries to stall but Soldic uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
De La Weirdo swings wildly with an uppercut but Soldic uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Soldic fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Soldic is trying to pull guard but De La Weirdo turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Oscar De La Weirdo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roberto Soldic.
De La Weirdo works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Soldic is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
De La Weirdo misses with a punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo digs a right hand underneath Soldic's ribcage. Soldic let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short body shot lands from Soldic as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Soldic.
De La Weirdo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Soldic can't get the takedown.
Soldic blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Oscar De La Weirdo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
De La Weirdo lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from De La Weirdo fails to land.
De La Weirdo tries a body shot but Soldic blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Soldic.
Soldic blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Soldic's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
De La Weirdo has a couple of punches blocked by Soldic.
Soldic stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Soldic jumps guard but De La Weirdo stands there with Soldic around his waist. Soldic gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
De La Weirdo's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.#T4#
Soldic tries to pull guard but De La Weirdo won't allow it.
Soldic stalling the fight.
De La Weirdo is pressed up against the cage. Soldic has hold of a leg and is looking to drag De La Weirdo down to the mat. De La Weirdo avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from De La Weirdo. Soldic shrugs it off though.
De La Weirdo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Soldic sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Soldic bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
De La Weirdo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soldic swinging wildly here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Weirdo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well De La Weirdo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Weirdo!

Oscar De La Weirdo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: SYN 1017 Seran vs Gein     
Date:   Sep 13, 2023
#R1#
De La Weirdo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
De La Weirdo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
De La Weirdo throws a shot from downtown. King moves away and avoids it.
King was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
De La Weirdo throws a shot to the body.
De La Weirdo misses with a left hand
and King counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping right.
An attempted straight right counter from King misses the target.
De La Weirdo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
King uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from De La Weirdo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
As De La Weirdo backs away, King returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping right.
Nice defenses there by King.
A shot to the liver by De La Weirdo. Beautiful body shot.#T1#
King keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've been told by King's head coaches at Crapollas Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight left.
King swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by King!
King closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
De La Weirdo blocks the body kick.
King throws a body shot but no joy.
De La Weirdo swings away with a body shot that misses
and King counters with a nice leg kick.
King's corner calls for a 1-2. King obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from De La Weirdo misses the target.
A little feinted left hand from King on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
De La Weirdo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
King quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T2#
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut
and King counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
De La Weirdo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but King manages to avoid it.
King ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
De La Weirdo lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
De La Weirdo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
De La Weirdo lands a nice shot that snaps King's head back.
De La Weirdo misses with a lunging right hand
and King counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
King bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
King digs a good body shot into De La Weirdo's ribs.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick but King moves out of range.
King was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
De La Weirdo fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches King on the side of the head.
King swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
De La Weirdo let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#T3#
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo throws a right hand that misses
and King counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
King takes one to the side of the head.
King slips a straight right by De La Weirdo.
King throwing a counter right hand but De La Weirdo manages to avoid it.
King with a nice cross.
De La Weirdo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
De La Weirdo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
King quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo misses with a lunging right hand
and King counters with a straight right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from De La Weirdo. King does a little dance to reset his feet.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but King moves away.
De La Weirdo throws a right hand that misses
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
An inside leg kick lands from King. #T4#
De La Weirdo misses with a hook
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De La Weirdo throws a lazy right hand but King sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
King ducks under a wild hook from De La Weirdo.
King is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
King dodges the punch combination from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and De La Weirdo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
De La Weirdo defending well as King loads up on a big left hand.
De La Weirdo misses the jab.
A shot to the liver by De La Weirdo. Beautiful body shot.
King slips a jab and a cross from De La Weirdo.
A slow jab from De La Weirdo misses its intended target.
Oscar De La Weirdo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo misses with a right hand
enabling King to counter with a crisp jab.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when King was well out of range.
King was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Oscar De La Weirdo will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
A head kick by De La Weirdo misses
and De La Weirdo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
King fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. De La Weirdo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
De La Weirdo slips a straight right by King.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from De La Weirdo! But no joy.
King avoids the head kick by De La Weirdo.
King was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The fighters circling - De La Weirdo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but King moves away.
King displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as De La Weirdo throws out the jab.
De La Weirdo throws a jab but it's blocked by King.
De La Weirdo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but King manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
King connects with an inside leg kick.
De La Weirdo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick but King moves out of range. #T1#
King slips under a jab from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo looks to throw a body kick
and King counters with a straight right hand.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Oscar De La Weirdo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
De La Weirdo throws a hook but King avoids it easily.
King defending well as De La Weirdo loads up on a big left hand.
De La Weirdo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
De La Weirdo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
De La Weirdo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut
letting King counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo throws an overhand right that lands on King's shoulder, as King tries to avoid the shot.
De La Weirdo throws a poor cross that misses
and King counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A shot to the body from De La Weirdo misses
and King counters with a straight right hand.#T2#
De La Weirdo looks to score with a jab to the body but King is just out of range.
De La Weirdo throws a right and a left that King avoids nicely.
De La Weirdo explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De La Weirdo scores with a jab.
King buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
De La Weirdo misses with a right hand
and King counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A head kick by De La Weirdo misses
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight right.
De La Weirdo scores with a decent looking hook.
De La Weirdo misses the shot to the body.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
De La Weirdo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and King counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T3#
De La Weirdo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract King.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
De La Weirdo throws a hook but King avoids it easily.
King is looking to counter punch.
De La Weirdo takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
De La Weirdo tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and De La Weirdo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
De La Weirdo misses with a shot to the body
and King counters with a nice low kick that buckles De La Weirdo's knee momentarily.
A shot to the body from De La Weirdo misses
and King connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy head kick and King moves out of range easily. #T4#
King slips a jab from De La Weirdo.
King lands a leg kick that knocks De La Weirdo off balance momentarily.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but King moves out of range.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when King was well out of range.
De La Weirdo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. King looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice defenses there by King.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
King uses good head movement to avoid the hook from De La Weirdo.
It appears King was looking to counter with a kick there.
De La Weirdo scores with a head kick.
De La Weirdo lands a jab to the head.
King just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from De La Weirdo! But no joy.
De La Weirdo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook to the body
and King counters with a thumping low kick.
De La Weirdo takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that James King will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
King scores with a jab to the head.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
De La Weirdo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut
and De La Weirdo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A chopping leg kick lands by King.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy head kick and King moves out of range easily.
King jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
De La Weirdo scores with a hook.
De La Weirdo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King takes one on the button.
De La Weirdo throws a combination that misses
and King counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
King lands with a slapping head kick.
Nice body kick from De La Weirdo.#T1#
De La Weirdo just misses with a punch to the body.
King feinted there with a counter leg kick.
King uses good head movement to avoid the hook from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from King.
De La Weirdo lands a nice shot to the body.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that misses
enabling King to counter with a crisp jab.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy head kick and King moves out of range easily.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping right.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight left. #CL2#
King tries to keep at a distance but De La Weirdo has taken the fight into the clinch.
King using the Thai plumb to throw knees but De La Weirdo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
King unloads a knee to the mid-section. De La Weirdo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
King letting De La Weirdo take a breather here.#T2#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for De La Weirdo.
A short left from King.
King blocks an uppercut.
King misses with a knee to the head.
King lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
King using the Thai plumb to throw knees but De La Weirdo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
King throws a punch but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
King misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a left hand.
King lands with a light punch inside.
King working De La Weirdo over with knees to the body.
King misses with a shot to the kidneys.
King throws a punch but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo tries to throw a body punch but King avoids it by throwing De La Weirdo back against the cage. #T3#
King throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but De La Weirdo blocks it with crossed arms.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, King creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
De La Weirdo misses with a two punch combination.
King is looking for a counter combo.
King staying out of range there.
King throws a wild body kick that De La Weirdo sees coming a mile off.
De La Weirdo looks to score with a jab to the body but King is just out of range.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy head kick
and King counters with a lovely straight right hand!
De La Weirdo tries to land a body kick
and King counters with a straight right hand.
King uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from King.
King steps to the side to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.#T4#
De La Weirdo swings away with a body shot that misses
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
De La Weirdo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
King scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that misses
and King makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
De La Weirdo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
De La Weirdo misses with a body punch
and King counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
King avoids a kick to the body.
King jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
De La Weirdo tries a head kick but it misses.
King slips a jab from De La Weirdo.
King misses with a low kick.
King throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

And that's the end of the fight!
James King showed his dominance in that final round.
Well King has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... James King!

James King made sure to mention his sponsor, HELLBENT in his post fight interview.

 

Event: SYN 1009 Troll vs Fin III     
Date:   Aug 11, 2023
#R1#
Golovkin feints and then cracks De La Weirdo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow De La Weirdo down.
Golovkin connects with a body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Golovkin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
De La Weirdo let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Golovkin tries to clinch but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
Golovkin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Golovkin swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice defenses there by De La Weirdo.
The fighters circling - De La Weirdo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Golovkin throws a nice inside leg kick.
A big right from Golovkin misses.
Vadim Golovkin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from De La Weirdo. Golovkin does a little dance to reset his feet.
De La Weirdo uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Golovkin tries to clinch but De La Weirdo is having none of it.
Golovkin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section. #CL#
Golovkin moves into range and clinches up with De La Weirdo.#T1#
Golovkin lands a left hand.
Golovkin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
De La Weirdo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Golovkin scores with a jab. De La Weirdo acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Golovkin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
De La Weirdo walks into a jab.
De La Weirdo throws a right hand that misses
and Golovkin counters with an outside leg kick.
Golovkin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and De La Weirdo counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
De La Weirdo loads up on a big right hand but Golovkin slips the punch.
Golovkin bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Golovkin throws a lazy uppercut
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
De La Weirdo looks for the body kick but Golovkin saw that one coming.
De La Weirdo lands with a cross.
Golovkin throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck De La Weirdo on the side of the head. #T2#
A big right from Golovkin misses.
De La Weirdo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Golovkin wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Golovkin wants to clinch.
A cross from Golovkin lands.
De La Weirdo misses with an attempted mid kick.
Golovkin scores with a jab.#CL#
Golovkin closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC2#
De La Weirdo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Golovkin scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.#T3#
Golovkin thuds a left hand into De La Weirdo's body.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that misses.
De La Weirdo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
De La Weirdo keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Golovkin connects with a good right hand that stumbles De La Weirdo. De La Weirdo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Golovkin scoring well with a low kick there. #CL#
Golovkin darts in and clinches De La Weirdo up against the cage.
Golovkin scores with a shot to the side of De La Weirdo's head.
Golovkin lands a shoulder strike.
De La Weirdo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
De La Weirdo digs a right hand underneath Golovkin's ribcage. Golovkin let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
De La Weirdo wants to break free but Golovkin has control.
Golovkin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of De La Weirdos head.
Golovkin prevents De La Weirdo from breaking the clinch.
Golovkin doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T4#
De La Weirdo blocking some punches.
Golovkin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Golovkin misses with a punch to the body.
A short uppercut from Golovkin.
A nice left hand lands by De La Weirdo.
A nice right hand lands inside from Golovkin. #BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
De La Weirdo misses with a lunging right hand
and Golovkin counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Golovkin tries to clinch but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
Golovkin lands a nice shot that snaps De La Weirdo's head back.
Golovkin scores with a jab to the head.
Golovkin lands with an overhand left.
De La Weirdo moves away from the strike by Golovkin.
Golovkin looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Golovkin throws a body shot but no joy.
Golovkin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from De La Weirdo.
Golovkin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Vadim Golovkin dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##CL#
Golovkin forces De La Weirdo back against the cage and clinches.
Golovkin lands a hook that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
Golovkin lands a body punch.
Golovkin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A shot in the inside from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo tries to work over Golovkin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Golovkin scores with a punch to the head.
Good leg kick by Golovkin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo fails to land with a series of punches.
Golovkin lands a nice looking body shot.
De La Weirdo loads up on a big right hand but Golovkin slips the punch.
Golovkin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Golovkin lands an overhand right.
Vadim Golovkin is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Golovkin throws a leg kick but De La Weirdo sees it coming and moves out of range.
Golovkin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Golovkin defending well as De La Weirdo loads up on a big left hand.
De La Weirdo throws an overhand right that lands on Golovkin's shoulder, as Golovkin tries to avoid the shot.
Golovkin jabs De La Weirdo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A head kick misses from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo keeps the fight on the outside.
De La Weirdo jabs Golovkin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Golovkin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Golovkin scores with a punch to the head.
Golovkin is looking to clinch.
Golovkin lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
De La Weirdo throws a shot from downtown. Golovkin moves away and avoids it.
Golovkin quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.#T2##CL#
De La Weirdo tries to keep at a distance but Golovkin has taken the fight into the clinch.
De La Weirdo is trying to break the clinch but Golovkin has him pressed against the cage. #BC#
Golovkin breaks the clinch.
The crowd cheers as Golovkin lands an impressive looking overhand right. De La Weirdo doesn't seem phased though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab lands there for Golovkin.
Golovkin fails to land with a series of punches.
Golovkin chopping away at his opponent's legs.
De La Weirdo avoids a punch combination nicely.
A good leg kick by Golovkin.
De La Weirdo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#T3#
Golovkin moves out of range as De La Weirdo throws a body kick.
De La Weirdo throws a poor cross that misses
and Golovkin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Golovkin just misses with a punch to the body.
De La Weirdo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Golovkin lands a jab to De La Weirdo's midsection.
Golovkin throws a low kick but it's checked well by De La Weirdo.
Golovkin lands a slapping body shot.
Golovkin lands a jab to the head.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo scores with a jab. Golovkin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Golovkin closes the distance looking to clinch
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T4#
Golovkin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent De La Weirdo stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Golovkin throws a body shot but no joy.
Golovkin moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDe La Weirdo.
A low kick from Golovkin is predictable there
and Golovkin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
De La Weirdo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Golovkin fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo moves into range and connects with a jab.
De La Weirdo misses with a right hand
and Golovkin counters with a stiff right hand. #CL#
De La Weirdo gets tackled into the cage by Golovkin. Golovkin maintains the clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from De La Weirdo fails to land.
Golovkin swings wildly with an uppercut but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Golovkin manages to break the clinch.
Golovkin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Vadim Golovkin dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Golovkin tries to clinch up.
Golovkin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Golovkin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that De La Weirdo can do to turn this around?
Golovkin with a nice cross.
De La Weirdo misses with the body kick
and De La Weirdo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
De La Weirdo has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
De La Weirdo lands with a hook. Golovkin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Golovkin tries to clinch but De La Weirdo is having none of it.
Golovkin throws a shot to the body.
Golovkin scores with the left hand. De La Weirdo knows he should have avoided that one.
Golovkin thows a leg kick but De La Weirdo checks it
and De La Weirdo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Golovkin to score with a decent uppercut.
Golovkin tries to clinch up.
De La Weirdo doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Golovkin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from De La Weirdo finds it's way round the side to connect with Golovkin's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Golovkin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. De La Weirdo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Golovkin scoring well with a low kick there.
Golovkin connects with a single shot there.
Golovkin bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Golovkin lands a nice leg kick that just misses De La Weirdo's sensitive parts.
De La Weirdo needs to keep his hands up - Golovkin had a free shot at his head there.
An inside leg kick lands from Golovkin.
Golovkin fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches De La Weirdo on the side of the head.
Golovkin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on De La Weirdo. That did some damage!
Golovkin misses with a low kick.
Golovkin finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
De La Weirdo misses the jab.
Golovkin throws a hook to the side of De La Weirdo's head but De La Weirdo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
De La Weirdo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Golovkin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
De La Weirdo misses with a straight right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Golovkin with the inside leg kick.
De La Weirdo throws a body kick that misses.
De La Weirdo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Golovkin.
Golovkin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Golovkin moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Golovkin misses with an uppercut
letting De La Weirdo counter with a right hand.
Golovkin lands a jab to the head.
Golovkin tries to clinch there but De La Weirdo circles away.
De La Weirdo appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
De La Weirdo looks to land a left hand but Golovkin moved out of range nicely.
Golovkin misses with a wild body shot.
Golovkin looks to land a right hand but De La Weirdo moved out of range.#T3#
De La Weirdo throws out a loose jab but Golovkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters circle momentarily. De La Weirdo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
De La Weirdo drops his hands momentarily and Golovkin takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #CL#
Golovkin moves into the clinch.
Golovkin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Golovkin fails to land.
Golovkin avoids the elbow strike from De La Weirdo, against the cage.
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
De La Weirdo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice body kick there by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo misses with a left hand
letting Golovkin counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo thows a left - swing and a miss!
An attempted straight right counter from Golovkin misses the target.
De La Weirdo slips a straight right by Golovkin.
De La Weirdo throws the kick towards the body but Golovkin avoids it.
Golovkin appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.#T4#
Crunch! De La Weirdo slams his shin into Golovkin's torso.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Golovkin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from De La Weirdo finds it's way round the side to connect with Golovkin's head.
Golovkin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
De La Weirdo is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Golovkin lands with a right hand.
Golovkin fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and De La Weirdo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Golovkin doesn't manage to clinch there - De La Weirdo circles away.
Golovkin fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but De La Weirdo is out of range.
Oscar De La Weirdo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A jab lands there for De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
De La Weirdo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Golovkin.
Golovkin lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Golovkin fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and De La Weirdo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vadim Golovkin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Golovkin has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vadim Golovkin!

An out of breath Vadim Golovkin thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: GAMMA#987 Aurelius v Rectal     
Date:   Feb 25, 2023
#R1#
Camacho lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Camacho takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A slow jab from De La Weirdo misses its intended target.
Camacho looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A left lands for Camacho.
De La Weirdo takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the side of Camacho's head but Camacho sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Camacho feinted with a counter takedown.
Camacho misses with a series of wild punches.
Jermaine Camacho seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Camacho cracks De La Weirdo with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A jab from Camacho finds it's way through De La Weirdo's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Camacho throws a poor cross that misses
and De La Weirdo counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Camacho misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T1#
De La Weirdo misses with a hook. Camacho ducked under it nicely.
Camacho lands with a hook. De La Weirdo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Camacho lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Camacho moves away from the strike by De La Weirdo.
A jab lands there for De La Weirdo.
Camacho goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Camacho steps to the side to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
Camacho misses the jab.
Camacho takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Camacho throws a nice outside leg kick.
Camacho looks to land a right hand but De La Weirdo moved out of range.
De La Weirdo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Camacho swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice uppercut. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Camacho misses with a lunging right hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.#ROC2#Camacho is rocked!
Look low, kick high! De La Weirdo uses the oldest trick in the book to send Camacho tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! De La Weirdo is absolutely delighted - when Camacho wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Oscar De La Weirdo!
Oscar De La Weirdo decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: GAMMA#983 Augustus v Ainsworth     
Date:   Jan 28, 2023
#R1#
Jaegerjaquez keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
De La Weirdo swings widly with a right hand
and Jaegerjaquez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL2#
Jaegerjaquez clinches up against the cage.#BC#
De La Weirdo breaks from the clinch.
Decent striking displayed by De La Weirdo there.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a body shot
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
Jaegerjaquez darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A jab lands there for De La Weirdo.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jaegerjaquez ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De La Weirdo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jaegerjaquez. De La Weirdo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jaegerjaquez tries a head kick but it misses.
Jaegerjaquez lands with a thumping leg kick.
De La Weirdo jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T1#
De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jaegerjaquez ducks under a wild hook from De La Weirdo.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a left hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice body shot.
Jaegerjaquez looks to land a left hand but De La Weirdo moved out of range nicely.
A counter left hand to the body from De La Weirdo misses its target.
Jaegerjaquez thows a left - swing and a miss!
De La Weirdo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jaegerjaquez waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
De La Weirdo misses with a head kick.
De La Weirdo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jaegerjaquez lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A clash of legs there as De La Weirdo blocks the low kick.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a hook.#T2#
De La Weirdo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jaegerjaquez scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jaegerjaquez stuns De La Weirdo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A head kick misses from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo misses with the body kick
and Jaegerjaquez counters with a stiff right hand.
De La Weirdo blocks a low kick nicely.
Jaegerjaquez finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a body kick.
De La Weirdo is looking to counter punch.
De La Weirdo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
De La Weirdo looks to land a left hand but Jaegerjaquez moved out of range nicely.#T3#
Jaegerjaquez scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jaegerjaquez attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A big left from De La Weirdo misses.
Jaegerjaquez connects with an inside leg kick.
Jaegerjaquez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De La Weirdo counters with a stiff right hand.
De La Weirdo circles away from the clinch attempt.
De La Weirdo throwing a counter right hand but Jaegerjaquez manages to avoid it.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a hook to the body
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jaegerjaquez, as that shot connected.
Nice defenses there by De La Weirdo.
Jaegerjaquez steps to the side to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jaegerjaquez.#T4#
De La Weirdo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jaegerjaquez manages to avoid it.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL2#
Jaegerjaquez moves into the clinch successfully.
Jaegerjaquez tries to work over De La Weirdo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
De La Weirdo scores with an uppercut up the middle.#BC2#
Jaegerjaquez manages to break the clinch.
De La Weirdo swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jaegerjaquez counters with a nice body shot. #CL2#
Jaegerjaquez has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jaegerjaquez presses De La Weirdo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jaegerjaquez working aggressively here.
De La Weirdo misses with the head strike.
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo pushes Jaegerjaquez back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jaegerjaquez tries to work over De La Weirdo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jaegerjaquez struggles to land a body shot inside as De La Weirdo controls his hands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
De La Weirdo misses with a hook. Jaegerjaquez ducked under it nicely.
Jaegerjaquez looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jaegerjaquez lands a front kick.
Jaegerjaquez turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jaegerjaquez motions for De La Weirdo to come forward. Jaegerjaquez throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jaegerjaquez moves in looking to clinch but De La Weirdo pushes him off.
De La Weirdo tests Jaegerjaquez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
De La Weirdo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jaegerjaquez just misses with a punch to the body.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jaegerjaquez tries to clinch up.
De La Weirdo looks to land a left hand but Jaegerjaquez moved out of range nicely.
Jaegerjaquez sizes up De La Weirdo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #T1#
De La Weirdo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jaegerjaquez. Jaegerjaquez obviously looking to wear him down.
De La Weirdo throws the kick towards the body but Jaegerjaquez avoids it.
Jaegerjaquez was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
De La Weirdo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Jaegerjaquez finds it's way through De La Weirdo's defenses.
De La Weirdo tries to move into range but Jaegerjaquez moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy right hand but Jaegerjaquez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
De La Weirdo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Jaegerjaquez misses the target.
De La Weirdo takes a jab right on the kisser.
De La Weirdo catches Jaegerjaquez with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
De La Weirdo scores with a shot to the body.
Jaegerjaquez lands with an uppercut that bounces De La Weirdo off the cage and back into range.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jaegerjaquez moves away.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook.
Jaegerjaquez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from De La Weirdo.
Jaegerjaquez throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jaegerjaquez throws out a loose jab but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
Jaegerjaquez thumps De La Weirdo with a low kick.
Jaegerjaquez moves out of range as De La Weirdo strikes.#CL2#
Jaegerjaquez moves into the clinch.
Jaegerjaquez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
De La Weirdo wants to break free but Jaegerjaquez has control.
Jaegerjaquez tried to land a shot to the body but connects with De La Weirdo's elbow.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a body punch. #T3#
De La Weirdo struggles to land a body shot inside as Jaegerjaquez controls his hands.
De La Weirdo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jaegerjaquez lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt De La Weirdo or not.
A hook to the body from De La Weirdo.
Jaegerjaquez is stalling here.
De La Weirdo cracks Jaegerjaquez with a nice body shot.
Jaegerjaquez blocking some punches.
De La Weirdo tries a body shot but Jaegerjaquez blocks it.
De La Weirdo blocks a body shot from Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez has a couple of punches blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo blocks a body shot from Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches.
A short right from De La Weirdo on the inside.
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jaegerjaquez tried to land a shot to the body but connects with De La Weirdo's elbow. #T4#
De La Weirdo misses with an elbow over the top.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jaegerjaquez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jaegerjaquez lands a right hand that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
Jaegerjaquez digs a right hand into De La Weirdo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on De La Weirdo's gas tank.
Jaegerjaquez has De La Weirdo pressed against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jaegerjaquez lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jaegerjaquez swings wildly with an uppercut but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jaegerjaquez working aggressively here.
Jaegerjaquez taking a breather.
Jaegerjaquez lands an uppercut.
De La Weirdo tries a body shot but Jaegerjaquez blocks it.
De La Weirdo throws a head punch that misses.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
A looping hook to the body misses from Jaegerjaquez. De La Weirdo does a little dance to reset his feet.
De La Weirdo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
It looked like De La Weirdo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jaegerjaquez feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits De La Weirdos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
De La Weirdo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jaegerjaquez moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy body shot
and Jaegerjaquez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo looks to land a left hand but Jaegerjaquez moved out of range nicely.#CL2#
Jaegerjaquez instigates a clinch.
Jaegerjaquez lands a shot to the body.
The referee calls for Jaegerjaquez to work.
Jaegerjaquez is stalling here. #T1#
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez controlling the action here for a moment.
De La Weirdo wants to get back to striking at distance but Jaegerjaquez won't allow it.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches. #BC#
De La Weirdo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
De La Weirdo throws an off balance right hand
and Jaegerjaquez counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jaegerjaquez jabs De La Weirdo right on the nose. De La Weirdo blinks but takes it well.
Jaegerjaquez has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jaegerjaquez throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Danga de danga de dang - Jaegerjaquez scores with a four punch combination!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jaegerjaquez moves out of range as De La Weirdo throws a body kick.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Jaegerjaquez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jaegerjaquez takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
De La Weirdo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jaegerjaquez wants to clinch up but De La Weirdo keeps it at a distance.
De La Weirdo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a hook.
Jaegerjaquez tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling De La Weirdo to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jaegerjaquez uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before De La Weirdo has time to react.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping left.
Jaegerjaquez with the inside leg kick.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight left.
Jaegerjaquez throws out a counter right but De La Weirdo avoids it with no problem.#T3#
De La Weirdo scores with a sloppy right hand. Jaegerjaquez should have avoided that one.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez scores with the left hand. De La Weirdo knows he should have avoided that one.
Jaegerjaquez is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jaegerjaquez scores with a leg kick.
Jaegerjaquez swings for the body but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
Jab by Jaegerjaquez.
A telegraphed right hand from De La Weirdo misses the target. #T4#
The fighters circling - Jaegerjaquez throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jaegerjaquez looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
De La Weirdo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jaegerjaquez lands with a kick to the ribs.
De La Weirdo throws out a loose jab but Jaegerjaquez uses good head movement to avoid it.
De La Weirdo throws a big shot that misses.
Jaegerjaquez throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Oscar De La Weirdo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#CL2#
Jaegerjaquez takes the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC#
De La Weirdo manages to break the clinch.
Jaegerjaquez dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
De La Weirdo swings and misses with a hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jaegerjaquez has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez!

A relieved looking Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: GC 469: Oosthuizen VS De La We     
Date:   Dec 10, 2022
#R1#
De La Weirdo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Oosthuizen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Oosthuizen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
De La Weirdo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
De La Weirdo moves out of range as Oosthuizen strikes.
Good standup being displayed there by Oosthuizen as he connects with a hook.
Oosthuizen misses with a double jab.
And De La Weirdo responds with a good body kick, but Oosthuizen manages to step out the way in time.
De La Weirdo throws a hook but Oosthuizen avoids it easily.
A jab from De La Weirdo misses.
Oosthuizen misses with an uppercut
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
Oosthuizen throws a big shot that misses.
De La Weirdo tests Oosthuizen 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big right from Oosthuizen misses.
Francis Oosthuizen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oosthuizen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good standup being displayed there by Oosthuizen as he connects with a hook.#T1#
The crowd cheers as Oosthuizen lands an impressive looking overhand right. De La Weirdo doesn't seem phased though.
Oosthuizen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It seemed like De La Weirdo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Oosthuizen moves in looking to clinch but De La Weirdo pushes him off.
Oosthuizen throws a right hand that De La Weirdo ducks under and follows up with a left that De La Weirdo also avoids with ease.
Oosthuizen scores with a sloppy right hand. De La Weirdo should have avoided that one.
Oosthuizen closes the distance looking to clinch
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Oosthuizen throws a poor cross that misses
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice body shot.
Oosthuizen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but De La Weirdo moves away.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook. Oosthuizen ducked under it nicely.
Oosthuizen scores with a punch to the head.
De La Weirdo misses the jab.#T2#
De La Weirdo punishes Oosthuizen 's body with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oosthuizen lands with an overhand left.
De La Weirdo misses with an attempted mid kick.
De La Weirdo looks to throw a body kick
and Oosthuizen counters with a stiff right hand.
Jab by Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oosthuizen feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits De La Weirdos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Oosthuizen is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.#CL#
Oosthuizen gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Oosthuizen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo tries to work over Oosthuizen 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Oosthuizen throws out a loose jab but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a nice hook.
De La Weirdo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oosthuizen lands with an uppercut that bounces De La Weirdo off the cage and back into range.
Oosthuizen tries to clinch up but De La Weirdo circles away and keeps his distance.
De La Weirdo looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Oosthuizen wants to clinch
and De La Weirdo counters with a stiff right hand.
Oosthuizen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
De La Weirdo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Oosthuizen throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting De La Weirdo counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Oosthuizen doesn't seem bothered though.
Oosthuizen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Oosthuizen takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oosthuizen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #T4#
Oosthuizen throws an overhand right that lands on De La Weirdo's shoulder, as De La Weirdo tries to avoid the shot.
De La Weirdo circles away from the clinch attempt.
A punch combination from Oosthuizen misses.
De La Weirdo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
De La Weirdo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Oosthuizen is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Oosthuizen looks to land a combination but De La Weirdo avoids it well. #CL#
Oosthuizen rushes De La Weirdo and presses him up against the cage.
Oosthuizen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
De La Weirdo can't find room to land a body shot as Oosthuizen controls the action.
Oosthuizen tries to throw a body punch but De La Weirdo avoids it by throwing Oosthuizen back against the cage.
Oosthuizen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo blocks an uppercut.
Oosthuizen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oosthuizen avoiding damage as De La Weirdo throws knees to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Francis Oosthuizen dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Oosthuizen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Oosthuizen .
De La Weirdo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
De La Weirdo circles away from the clinch attempt
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Oosthuizen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo blocks a jab.
Oosthuizen takes one to the chin there.#CUT2#It looks like Francis Oosthuizen has been cut.
Oosthuizen throws a right hand that De La Weirdo ducks under and follows up with a left that De La Weirdo also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oosthuizen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#CL#
Oosthuizen clinches.
De La Weirdo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Oosthuizen .
De La Weirdo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T1#
Oosthuizen misses with a punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo tries to throw a body punch but Oosthuizen avoids it by throwing De La Weirdo back against the cage.
Oosthuizen prevents a body shot from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo missing with knees to the body.
De La Weirdo has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Oosthuizen seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if De La Weirdo can turn it around.#BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch.
Oosthuizen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
De La Weirdo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
De La Weirdo doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Francis Oosthuizen is winning the standup battle so far.
De La Weirdo lands with a cross.
De La Weirdo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oosthuizen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oosthuizen tries to clinch but De La Weirdo moves away
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oosthuizen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oosthuizen throws a lazy right hand but De La Weirdo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T2#
De La Weirdo throws a predictable looking body shot
and Oosthuizen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oosthuizen looks to land a right hand but De La Weirdo moved out of range.#CL#
Oosthuizen rushes De La Weirdo and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oosthuizen misses with a hook from the clinch.
De La Weirdo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Oosthuizen avoids it.
De La Weirdo misses with a punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo lands with a right to the head.
De La Weirdo blocks an uppercut.
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen misses with a short punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike.
Oosthuizen blocks a body shot from De La Weirdo.
A head punch blocked on the inside by De La Weirdo.
Oosthuizen lands a shoulder strike.
De La Weirdo misses with a punch on the inside. #T3#
Nice body punch from Oosthuizen - that landed with a thud.
A head punch on the inside from Oosthuizen fails to land.
Oosthuizen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Francis Oosthuizen has scored more points in the clinch so far.
De La Weirdo tries to work over Oosthuizen 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Oosthuizen managing to block the knees to the body from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo takes a shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from De La Weirdo.
Oosthuizen swings wildly with an uppercut but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oosthuizen swings wildly with an uppercut but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
De La Weirdo misses with some punches.
Oosthuizen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Oosthuizen misses with a short punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo working aggressively here. #BC2#
De La Weirdo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T4#
Oosthuizen throws a looping overhand right but De La Weirdo ducks down to avoid it.
Oosthuizen lands with a straight right. De La Weirdo didn't see that one coming.
Oosthuizen misses with a right hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice uppercut.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy head kick and Oosthuizen moves out of range easily.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Oosthuizen fails with an attempt to clinch.
It seemed like De La Weirdo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
De La Weirdo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Oosthuizen to counter with a crisp jab.
Oosthuizen is looking to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from De La Weirdo misses.#CL#
Oosthuizen moves into range and clinches up with De La Weirdo.
Oosthuizen blocks an elbow strike from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo tries to break the clinch but Oosthuizen is controlling the position.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Oscar De La Weirdo will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Francis Oosthuizen 's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Oosthuizen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting De La Weirdo counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy right hand but Oosthuizen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Oosthuizen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but De La Weirdo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
De La Weirdo looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
De La Weirdo scores with the left hand. Oosthuizen knows he should have avoided that one.
De La Weirdo blocks a jab.
Oosthuizen swings widly with a right hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oosthuizen misses the body punch #KD2#
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp right hand that drops Oosthuizen ! De La Weirdo lets Oosthuizen back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#Oosthuizen is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big right from De La Weirdo misses.
Oh Oosthuizen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nice shot by Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen staying out of range there.
Oosthuizen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Oosthuizen seems to have got his legs back now.
Oosthuizen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De La Weirdo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT2#Francis Oosthuizen 's cut is getting worse.
De La Weirdo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Oosthuizen .#T1#
Oosthuizen needs to keep his hands up - De La Weirdo had a free shot at his head there.
De La Weirdo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen blocks a head kick by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Oosthuizen darts in trying to clinch
and De La Weirdo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oosthuizen is looking to clinch but De La Weirdo is avoiding it.
De La Weirdo throws a big counter head kick but Oosthuizen avoids it with no problem.
Oosthuizen lands with an uppercut that bounces De La Weirdo off the cage and back into range.#CL#
Oosthuizen moves into the clinch successfully.
De La Weirdo lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T2#
Oosthuizen throws a punch but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oosthuizen lands a body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oosthuizen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of De La Weirdos head.
De La Weirdo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Oosthuizen .
De La Weirdo using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Oosthuizen has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Oosthuizen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
Oosthuizen scores with a shot to the side of De La Weirdo's head.
Oosthuizen misses with some punches.
Oosthuizen lands with a left to the head.
A body shot lands from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches. #BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Oosthuizen wants to clinch up but De La Weirdo keeps it at a distance.
De La Weirdo throws out a counter right but Oosthuizen avoids it with no problem.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T3#
Oosthuizen misses with a hook.
Oosthuizen scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Oosthuizen tries to clinch but De La Weirdo is having none of it.
De La Weirdo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oosthuizen feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits De La Weirdos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Oosthuizen missing with a left hand there. De La Weirdo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
De La Weirdo thuds his right hand into Oosthuizen 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
De La Weirdo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#CL#
De La Weirdo gets tackled into the cage by Oosthuizen . Oosthuizen maintains the clinch.
Oosthuizen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
De La Weirdo has had enough of the clinch but Oosthuizen keeps him there for the moment.
A short uppercut from Oosthuizen .
A head punch blocked on the inside by Oosthuizen . #T4#
De La Weirdo lands with a right to the head.
Oosthuizen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite De La Weirdo's efforts to push away.
De La Weirdo lands a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good body shot from Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen blocking some punches.
Oosthuizen takes a shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Oosthuizen .
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen misses with a hook from the clinch.
De La Weirdo lands with a left to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Oosthuizen fails to land. #BC2#
De La Weirdo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Oosthuizen misses with a hook.
Oosthuizen doesn't manage to clinch there - De La Weirdo circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL#
De La Weirdo tries to keep at a distance but Oosthuizen has taken the fight into the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Weirdo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think De La Weirdo has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Weirdo!

Our winner, Oscar De La Weirdo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: DC 8: Nyla vs Rivers     
Date:   Nov 19, 2022
#R1#
De La Weirdo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastiat was well out of range. Poor timing from De La Weirdo.
Bastiat appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Bastiat has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
De La Weirdo throws the left hand but Bastiat avoids the punch easily.
Bastiat is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A shot to the body from De La Weirdo misses
and Bastiat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
De La Weirdo falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bastiat counters with a lovely shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. #T1#
De La Weirdo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
De La Weirdo loads up on a big right hand but Bastiat slips the punch.
De La Weirdo loads up on a big right hand but Bastiat slips the punch.
Bastiat avoids a kick to the body.
De La Weirdo digs a good body shot into Bastiat's ribs.
Bastiat bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
De La Weirdo is looking to wear down Bastiat with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
De La Weirdo loads up on a big right hand but Bastiat slips the punch.
A nice side step and Bastiat releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#T2#
De La Weirdo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastiat.
Bastiat drops down looking to force a counter takedown but De La Weirdo defends it well.
A jab from De La Weirdo misses.
Bastiat is clearly trying to counter these attacks from De La Weirdo with a body shot.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastiat moves away.
De La Weirdo lands a jab to the nose.#KD#
De La Weirdo lands a big head kick that sends Bastiat tumbling to the mat! De La Weirdo takes a step backwards and waves Bastiat back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#Bastiat is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De La Weirdo connects with a body shot that sends Bastiat's belly button to the back.
Bastiat is still on wobbly legs! Can De La Weirdo finish him?
De La Weirdo lands a right hook to the body.
Bastiat seems to have recovered his senses.#T3#
Bastiat slips under a jab.
De La Weirdo throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nice body kick there by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the side of Bastiat's head but Bastiat sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastiat! But no joy.
De La Weirdo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bastiat feints the counter takedown.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand. #T4#
De La Weirdo drops Bastiat with a straight right hand, right on the button! De La Weirdo follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
A relieved looking Oscar De La Weirdo thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: DC Sunday Sesh 1     
Date:   Oct 23, 2022
#R1##TD#
Niaz is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in De La Weirdo's half guard.#SUB#
Niaz is looking for a kimura but De La Weirdo is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Niaz to get the leverage. #SUB#
Niaz is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
De La Weirdo wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Niaz stalling. #SUB#
Niaz seems to be working for a kimura but De La Weirdo defends the submission attempt.#T1#
De La Weirdo wants to control but Niaz is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB#
De La Weirdo is defending against the submission attempts here by Niaz.
De La Weirdo trying to control but Niaz postures up. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Niaz trying to control from De La Weirdo's half guard. De La Weirdo has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Niaz wants to control from the top but De La Weirdo keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Niaz is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because De La Weirdo is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
De La Weirdo working a defensive guard but Niaz manages to pass into side control anyway.
Niaz trying to control the position but De La Weirdo is working away. #T3#
De La Weirdo stops Niaz from passing to mount. #SUB#
Niaz wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by De La Weirdo, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Niaz tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Niaz tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB#
Niaz working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Niaz wants to control but De La Weirdo is keeping him busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Niaz looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Niaz dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##CL#
Niaz clinches up with De La Weirdo and pushes him back against the cage.
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Niaz.
De La Weirdo throws an elbow but it misses.
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Niaz.
Niaz tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. De La Weirdo just stands there and leans against the cage.
De La Weirdo lands a body shot in the clinch.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Niaz is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but De La Weirdo is keeping busy.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by De La Weirdo as Niaz tries to tie him up.
Niaz tries to pull guard but De La Weirdo won't allow it. #T1#
De La Weirdo has Niaz pressed against the cage.
De La Weirdo displaying some good clinch control by pressing Niaz up against the cage.
De La Weirdo lands an uppercut.
De La Weirdo makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#TD#
Niaz ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Niaz no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Niaz pulls De La Weirdo in close to prevent any damage.
De La Weirdo stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Niaz swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Niaz keeping moving, preventing De La Weirdo from controlling successfully. #T2##SUB#
De La Weirdo avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
De La Weirdo must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
De La Weirdo won't allow Niaz to sweep him here.
De La Weirdo content to stall in guard here. #T3#
Niaz is trying to keep De La Weirdo in close.
De La Weirdo sitting in guard, not really doing much. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Oscar De La Weirdo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
De La Weirdo throws a leg kick #TD#
and Niaz counters with a nice double leg into guard.
De La Weirdo wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #T4#
Niaz trying to control but De La Weirdo is working from the bottom.
Niaz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Niaz trying to control the position from guard on top but De La Weirdo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Niaz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that De La Weirdo can do to turn this around?
Niaz pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. De La Weirdo is keeping the position for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
De La Weirdo keeping moving, preventing Niaz from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Niaz has a takedown stuffed.
Niaz looks to clinch
and De La Weirdo makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight right.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut. Niaz saw that one coming.
Niaz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De La Weirdo.
Niaz tries for a takedown but De La Weirdo circles away easily
and De La Weirdo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Niaz gets a clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with an elbow strike. #T1#
De La Weirdo can't find room to land a body shot as Niaz controls the action.
De La Weirdo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
De La Weirdo lands with a right to the head.
De La Weirdo lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Niaz blocking some punches.
Niaz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
De La Weirdo swings wildly with an uppercut but Niaz uses good head movement to avoid it. #TD#
Niaz jumps guard and drags De La Weirdo to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Niaz keeping full guard, as De La Weirdo tries to pass.
De La Weirdo slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T2##SUB#
Niaz looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
Niaz is looking for a triangle but De La Weirdo pushes his legs off easily.
Niaz looking to control.
Dick Niaz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
De La Weirdo is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #SUB#
De La Weirdo is sitting in close to Niaz's body. Niaz has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! De La Weirdo is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, De La Weirdo is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Niaz.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Dick Niaz!
Dick Niaz thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: DMMA 143 Polus vs Outback     
Date:   Sep 25, 2022
#R1#
Barnes with a poor takedown
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Barnes misses the shot to the body.
We've been told by Barnes's head coaches at Mentor Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
De La Weirdo throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Barnes.
De La Weirdo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
An inside leg kick from Barnes misses.
Barnes avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
De La Weirdo displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Barnes misses with a straight right.
De La Weirdo looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Barnes throws a lazy body kick
and Barnes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Barnes throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A nice side step and De La Weirdo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barnes misses with an uppercut
and Barnes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Barnes just misses with a punch to the body.
A nice side step and De La Weirdo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#T1#
De La Weirdo staying out of range there.
A nice side step and De La Weirdo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Nice defenses there by Barnes.
Barnes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Barnes scores with a shot to the body.
Barnes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De La Weirdo was well out of range. Poor timing from Barnes.
Barnes moves out of range as De La Weirdo strikes.
Barnes connects with a body shot that sends De La Weirdo's belly button to the back.
De La Weirdo avoids the body shot from Barnes.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping right.
De La Weirdo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Barnes throws out the jab.
De La Weirdo lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Barnes misses the shot to the body. #T2#
De La Weirdo throws a right hand that Barnes ducks under and follows up with a left that Barnes also avoids with ease.
De La Weirdo throws a combination. Barnes tries to block but a couple of punches get through.#CUT2#It looks like Asher Barnes has been cut.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
Barnes is looking to wear down De La Weirdo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Good shot there by Barnes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Barnes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by De La Weirdo.
Barnes looks to throw the jab but De La Weirdo is out of range.
De La Weirdo throws a looping overhand right but Barnes ducks down to avoid it.
Barnes misses with a hook
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
De La Weirdo lands a head kick!
De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Barnes.#T3#
Barnes takes a swing at De La Weirdo's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from De La Weirdo! But no joy.
De La Weirdo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Barnes was well out of range. Poor timing from De La Weirdo.
A looping hook to the body misses from De La Weirdo. Barnes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Barnes throws a sloppy body shot
enabling De La Weirdo to counter with a crisp jab. #CL#
Barnes closes the distance and clinches.
Barnes doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hook to the body lands for De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
De La Weirdo is working Barnes over against the cage.
Barnes wants a takedown but no success here.
Barnes has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. De La Weirdo avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Asher Barnes. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks from the clinch.
De La Weirdo keeps the fight on the outside.#T4#
Barnes moves to clinch but De La Weirdo breaks away
and De La Weirdo counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Oscar De La Weirdo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Barnes scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Barnes misses with a looping left.
Barnes throws an off balance right hand
and De La Weirdo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Barnes misses with a wild body shot.
Barnes misses with an uppercut
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
De La Weirdo looks to score with a jab to the body but Barnes is just out of range.
De La Weirdo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Barnes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Asher Barnes's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Barnes. De La Weirdo does a little dance to reset his feet.
De La Weirdo ducks under a wild hook from Barnes.
De La Weirdo looks to throw the jab but Barnes is out of range.
Oscar De La Weirdo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Barnes looks to land a left hand but De La Weirdo moved out of range nicely.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Barnes moves out of range.
It looked like Barnes wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Asher Barnes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when Barnes was well out of range.
De La Weirdo needs to keep his hands up - Barnes had a free shot at his head there.#CL#
Barnes clinches with his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Barnes misses with a punch to the body.
De La Weirdo lands with a short head shot on the inside. #BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks from the clinch. #T1#
Barnes misses with a jab to the body
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Barnes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De La Weirdo misses with a lunging right hand
and Barnes counters with a right hand to the body.
De La Weirdo scores with the left hand. Barnes knows he should have avoided that one.
Barnes misses with a straight left.
Barnes misses with a telegraphed body shot
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut.
Barnes swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Barnes avoids the body shot from De La Weirdo.
Barnes throws the left hand but De La Weirdo avoids the punch easily.
De La Weirdo lands a slapping body shot.
Barnes throws a body shot but no joy.
A little jabbing left from De La Weirdo on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T2#
De La Weirdo throws an overhand right that lands on Barnes's shoulder, as Barnes tries to avoid the shot.
Barnes tries to close the distance and clinch but De La Weirdo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Barnes tries to clinch but fails miserably
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
De La Weirdo has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
De La Weirdo misses with a head kick.
De La Weirdo blocks a low kick nicely.
De La Weirdo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
De La Weirdo takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
De La Weirdo throws out a loose jab but Barnes uses good head movement to avoid it.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut. Barnes saw that one coming.
De La Weirdo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T3##CL#
Barnes darts in and clinches De La Weirdo up against the cage.
Barnes misses with a punch to the body.
De La Weirdo lands a left hand that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Barnes goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Barnes tries to pull guard but De La Weirdo holds him up against the cage and eventually Barnes drops back down to his feet. #BC2#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch.
De La Weirdo lands a body shot.
Barnes lands a jab.#TD#
Barnes throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. De La Weirdo tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Barnes is in De La Weirdo's guard.
Barnes in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T4#
De La Weirdo is pulling down on Barnes's head to control his posture.
Barnes working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of De La Weirdo's head.
Barnes trying to control the position from guard on top but De La Weirdo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
De La Weirdo trying to keep a closed guard but Barnes is proving a slippery customer.
De La Weirdo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Barnes.
Barnes trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Barnes slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Barnes advances position into side control!
Barnes sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but De La Weirdo is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Oscar De La Weirdo will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Asher Barnes's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Barnes misses the shot to the body.
Barnes scores with a jab to the jaw.
Barnes misses with a hook. De La Weirdo ducked under it nicely.
Barnes misses with a hook.
Barnes throws a good cross that connects.
De La Weirdo lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping left.
A little feinted left hand from Barnes on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Barnes.
Barnes tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but De La Weirdo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A little jabbing left from De La Weirdo on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
De La Weirdo tries to move into range but Barnes moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Barnes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#T1#
Barnes cracks De La Weirdo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy head kick
and Barnes counters with a nice body shot.
Barnes missing with a left hand there. De La Weirdo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
De La Weirdo appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
De La Weirdo avoids the body shot from Barnes.
A countering left hand to the body from De La Weirdo misses.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Barnes.
Barnes is looking to clinch.
A big right from Barnes misses.
De La Weirdo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Barnes tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. De La Weirdo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A left and a right from De La Weirdo both land. Nice combination. #T2#
Barnes throws a right and a left that both miss.
De La Weirdo is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Barnes with a body shot.
De La Weirdo works Barnes's body with a nice hook.
Barnes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Barnes jabs at De La Weirdo's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Barnes throws an off balance right hand
letting De La Weirdo counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo throws a series of punches but Barnes moves out of range.
De La Weirdo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A telegraphed right hand from De La Weirdo misses the target.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when Barnes was well out of range.
Barnes misses with a series of wild punches.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from De La Weirdo! But no joy.#T3#
Barnes misses with a body shot
and De La Weirdo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
De La Weirdo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Barnes was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A slow jab from Barnes misses its intended target.
De La Weirdo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Asher Barnes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A jab from Barnes does it's job there.
Barnes looks for a takedown but De La Weirdo sprawls well.
As Barnes backs off De La Weirdo throws a huge counter combo but Barnes manages to avoid it all.
Barnes throws a body punch but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
Barnes moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDe La Weirdo.
Barnes tries to clinch but fails miserably
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
Oscar De La Weirdo is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
De La Weirdo lands the left hand.
Barnes lands a glancing blow to the side of De La Weirdo's head.
De La Weirdo cracks Barnes with a right hand to the side of the head.
Barnes swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De La Weirdo jabs at Barnes's body.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Barnes moves away.
A big right from De La Weirdo misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Barnes. De La Weirdo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good standup being displayed there by De La Weirdo as he connects with a hook.
Barnes fails with an attempt to clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Weirdo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got De La Weirdo winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 27:30
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Weirdo!

An out of breath Oscar De La Weirdo thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: DMMA 133 Kersikov vs Ilmarinen     
Date:   Aug 21, 2022
#R1#
De La Weirdo works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CUT#It looks like Bobby Bilkington has been cut.
Bilkington takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Nice uppercut there from De La Weirdo.#ROC#Bilkington is rocked!
De La Weirdo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bilkington is still on wobbly legs! Can De La Weirdo finish him?
Bilkington misses with a double jab
and De La Weirdo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bilkington bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! De La Weirdo comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Bilkington falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Bilkington was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Oscar De La Weirdo!
Oscar De La Weirdo decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: DMMA 123 Hightower vs Kalske     
Date:   Jul 17, 2022
#R1#
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Asteroid fails in his attempt to clinch.
De La Weirdo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Asteroid cracks De La Weirdo with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A low kick lands for Asteroid.
Anabolic Asteroid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asteroid takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Asteroid throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Asteroid paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Asteroid scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Asteroid lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jab by Asteroid.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De La Weirdo misses with a hook.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy head kick and Asteroid moves out of range easily.
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Asteroid misses with a looping right.#T1#
Asteroid misses with an attempted mid kick.
De La Weirdo connects with a single shot there.
Asteroid throws a nice outside leg kick.
Asteroid avoids the head kick by De La Weirdo.
A decent looking cross lands there for Asteroid.
Asteroid rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De La Weirdo counters with a right hand to the body.
Asteroid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Asteroid with a jab.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A shot to the liver by De La Weirdo. Beautiful body shot.
Asteroid wants to clinch up but De La Weirdo keeps it at a distance.
Asteroid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
De La Weirdo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure. #T2#
Asteroid pulls out of a head kick attempt.
De La Weirdo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Asteroid lands a leg kick that knocks De La Weirdo off balance momentarily.
Asteroid throws a quick inside leg kick.
Asteroid connects with a good right hand that stumbles De La Weirdo. De La Weirdo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A slow jab from Asteroid misses its intended target.
A little feinted left hand from De La Weirdo on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Asteroid uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo wants to land a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Asteroid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Asteroid looks to throw the jab but De La Weirdo is out of range.
The crowd cheers as De La Weirdo lands an impressive looking overhand right. Asteroid doesn't seem phased though.
De La Weirdo throws a nice looking combination but Asteroid bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
De La Weirdo slips under a jab.
Asteroid tries to clinch there but De La Weirdo circles away. #T3#
De La Weirdo avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
De La Weirdo takes a kick to the side of the head.
Asteroid connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between De La Weirdo's hands.
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from De La Weirdo. Asteroid shrugs it off though.
Asteroid wants to clinch.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick and De La Weirdo moves out of range easily.
De La Weirdo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
De La Weirdo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Asteroid with a hook.
Asteroid throws a combination but it was largely blocked by De La Weirdo.
A little feinted left hand from De La Weirdo on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Asteroid lands a jab.#T4#
Asteroid misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid scores with a head kick. De La Weirdo tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL2#
Asteroid clinches with his opponent.
With the fighters up against the cage, Asteroid throws an elbow but misses.
Asteroid lands a hook that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches.
De La Weirdo struggles to land a body shot inside as Asteroid controls his hands.
Asteroid lands with a right to the head.
De La Weirdo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Asteroid creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
De La Weirdo managing to block the knees to the body from Asteroid.
Asteroid tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and De La Weirdo avoids it.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Asteroid blocks an uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Anabolic Asteroid dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
A solid body kick from Asteroid.
Asteroid misses with a telegraphed body shot
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice leg kick.
Asteroid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
De La Weirdo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Asteroid throws a lazy right hand but De La Weirdo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Asteroid throws a hook to the side of De La Weirdo's head but De La Weirdo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Asteroid walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. De La Weirdo checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Asteroid misses with a kick to the body
and De La Weirdo counters with a two punch combo.
Asteroid connects with the punch.
Asteroid has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#CL2#
Asteroid closes the distance and pushes De La Weirdo back into the cage.
Asteroid throws an elbow that misses.
Asteroid misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from De La Weirdo.
Asteroid blocks a body shot from De La Weirdo.
I was talking to De La Weirdo's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.#BC#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Asteroid clobbers De La Weirdo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T1#
Asteroid tests De La Weirdo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Asteroid tries to clinch but De La Weirdo is having none of it.
De La Weirdo avoids the head kick by Asteroid.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping left.
Despite the aggression on Asteroid's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
De La Weirdo moves forwards but Asteroid connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Asteroid looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Asteroid moves away.
That kick from Asteroid tenderised De La Weirdo's leg. De La Weirdo is trying to keep his angry face on.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook.
Asteroid darts in trying to clinch
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice uppercut.
Asteroid is looking to clinch but De La Weirdo is avoiding it. #T2#
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but De La Weirdo moves away.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when Asteroid was well out of range.#CL2#
Asteroid closes the distance and clinches.
Asteroid creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asteroid tries to land knees in the clinch but De La Weirdo avoids the damage to the body.
Asteroid is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. De La Weirdo is defending well for now.
Nice body punch from De La Weirdo. #BC#
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch.
Asteroid tries to clinch but De La Weirdo is having none of it.
De La Weirdo swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but De La Weirdo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
An attempted straight right counter from De La Weirdo misses the target.
De La Weirdo swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
De La Weirdo swats away the attempt to clinch by Asteroid.#T3#
A head kick misses from Asteroid.
Asteroid pulls out of a head kick attempt.
De La Weirdo throws a leg kick that is checked
and Asteroid connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Asteroid misses with a left hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Asteroid checks a low kick from De La Weirdo.
Asteroid flicks out a counter leg kick but De La Weirdo steps away.
De La Weirdo takes a kick to the side of the head.
Asteroid tries to clinch but De La Weirdo is having none of it.
Asteroid throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Anabolic Asteroid seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL2#
Asteroid clinches with his opponent.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Asteroid in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
De La Weirdo blocks an elbow strike from Asteroid.
A short left from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Asteroid.
De La Weirdo misses with the head strike. #T4#
Asteroid lands with a right to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asteroid lands an elbow that stopped De La Weirdo in his tracks for a moment.
Asteroid digs a right hand underneath De La Weirdo's ribcage. De La Weirdo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Asteroid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Asteroid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Asteroid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo throws a head punch that misses.
Asteroid tries a knee to the head but De La Weirdo blocks it.
Asteroid is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. De La Weirdo is defending well for now.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Asteroid.
De La Weirdo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Asteroid misses with a hook from the clinch.
Asteroid lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Asteroid lands a right hand that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Anabolic Asteroid showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Asteroid wants to clinch up but De La Weirdo keeps it at a distance.
De La Weirdo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Asteroid lands the left hand.
De La Weirdo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Asteroid.
De La Weirdo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
De La Weirdo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asteroid manages to avoid it.
Asteroid looks for the body kick but De La Weirdo saw that one coming.
De La Weirdo is looking to counter punch.
A solid body kick from Asteroid.
Asteroid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on De La Weirdo. That did some damage!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo keeps Asteroid at a distance using the push kick.
Asteroid misses with a kick to the body.
Asteroid lets loose with a powerful body kick. De La Weirdo will feel that in the morning.
Asteroid bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T1#
A nice inside leg kick there by Asteroid. That's going to slow De La Weirdo down.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
Asteroid fails in his attempt to clinch.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Asteroid moves out of range. #CL2#
Asteroid darts in and clinches De La Weirdo up against the cage.
De La Weirdo tries to work over Asteroid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
De La Weirdo avoiding damage as Asteroid throws knees to the body.
De La Weirdo misses with a body punch.
Asteroid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asteroid landing knees to the body.
Asteroid with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Asteroid.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
With the fighters up against the cage, Asteroid throws an elbow but misses. #T2#
De La Weirdo is leaning against Asteroid and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right from De La Weirdo on the inside. #BC#
De La Weirdo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but De La Weirdo moves away.
Asteroid avoids the body shot from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick but Asteroid moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asteroid checks a leg kick.
De La Weirdo is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#CL2#
Asteroid rushes De La Weirdo and presses him up against the cage.
Asteroid lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
De La Weirdo takes an elbow to the forehead.
A head punch on the inside from Asteroid fails to land.
Asteroid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
De La Weirdo blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for De La Weirdo.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Asteroid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Asteroid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Asteroid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Asteroid lands a nice knee to the body.
Asteroid blocks a body shot from De La Weirdo.
Asteroid prevents a body shot from De La Weirdo.
Asteroid using the Thai plumb to throw knees but De La Weirdo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Anabolic Asteroid seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Asteroid using the Thai plumb to throw knees but De La Weirdo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Asteroid throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
De La Weirdo is looking to break free of the clinch but Asteroid has double underhooks.
Asteroid blocks a body shot from De La Weirdo.
Asteroid landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
De La Weirdo blocks an elbow strike.
Asteroid lands on the inside with an uppercut. #T4#
De La Weirdo takes a shot to the head.
Asteroid pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
De La Weirdo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
De La Weirdo scores with a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Asteroid obliges.
Asteroid creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through De La Weirdo's defenses.
Oscar De La Weirdo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#CUT2#It looks like Oscar De La Weirdo has been cut.
Asteroid misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from De La Weirdo.
Asteroid lands a knee to the head.
Asteroid lands a left hand.
Asteroid lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
De La Weirdo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asteroid putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has De La Weirdo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice elbow from Asteroid.

And that's the end of the fight!
Anabolic Asteroid comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Asteroid has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Paul Aken scores the fight for Anabolic Asteroid!
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight for Anabolic Asteroid!
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight for Anabolic Asteroid!

Anabolic Asteroid wins by unanimous decision!

A relieved looking Anabolic Asteroid thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: DMMA 113 Champion vs Champion     
Date:   Jun 12, 2022
#R1#
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the side of Wayne's head but Wayne sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wayne misses with a looping left.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut.
Wayne misses the jab.
De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wayne's head backwards.
Wayne throws a hook but De La Weirdo avoids it easily.
De La Weirdo ducks under a wild hook from Wayne.
De La Weirdo is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
De La Weirdo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Wayne missing with a left hand there. De La Weirdo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wayne throws a body punch but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
Hyatt Wayne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook.
De La Weirdo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab lands there for Wayne.
De La Weirdo throws a body shot but no joy.
De La Weirdo defending well as Wayne loads up on a big left hand.
We've been told by De La Weirdo's head coaches at Is It Avatary Enough? that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
De La Weirdo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy uppercut
and Wayne counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Wayne throws a shot from downtown. De La Weirdo moves away and avoids it.
De La Weirdo throws a body shot but no joy.
De La Weirdo gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wayne throws a jab but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
Wayne scores with a punch to the head.
De La Weirdo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wayne takes a shot right to the bread basket.
De La Weirdo tests Wayne's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wayne throws a body punch but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wayne.
Wayne has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wayne there as he acknowledges the shot.
De La Weirdo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook.
De La Weirdo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wayne bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps De La Weirdo's head backwards.#ROC2#De La Weirdo is rocked!#T2#
De La Weirdo looks up at the clock. Bad move! Wayne lands a right hand from hell, dropping De La Weirdo. Wayne pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hyatt Wayne!
Hyatt Wayne spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: DMMA 105 Bitter Rivals     
Date:   May 15, 2022
#R1#
De La Weirdo just misses with a punch to the body.
Stephenson just misses with a punch to the body.
De La Weirdo doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
De La Weirdo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stephenson is defended easily by De La Weirdo.
Stephenson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Canucks Combat Club in the buildup to the fight.
Stephenson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? De La Weirdo is fending him off so far but Stephenson persists. Nope, De La Weirdo circles away and we're back to standing.
Stephenson has his takedown stuffed
and De La Weirdo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Landry Stephenson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo punishes Stephenson's body with a nice straight punch.
Stephenson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but De La Weirdo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
De La Weirdo uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#T1#
De La Weirdo works Stephenson's body with a nice hook.#CL2#
De La Weirdo rushes Stephenson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stephenson.
Stephenson trying to control the position but instead, De La Weirdo has worked for underhooks and has pushed Stephenson into the cage.
A shot in the inside from De La Weirdo.
A short right hand to the side of the head by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands with a short punch from the clinch.
De La Weirdo dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
De La Weirdo lands with a right to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for De La Weirdo.
Stephenson looking for a takedown.
Stephenson is trying to drag De La Weirdo to the mat but De La Weirdo just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Stephenson is breathing heavily.
De La Weirdo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stephenson backwards. #T2#
Stephenson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but De La Weirdo gets the underhooks and prevents it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De La Weirdo lands a body shot.
De La Weirdo is working Stephenson over against the cage.
De La Weirdo stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A bit of stalling here from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
De La Weirdo lands an uppercut.
De La Weirdo has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Stephenson seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if De La Weirdo can turn it around.
A short uppercut from De La Weirdo.
Stephenson takes a shot to the head.
De La Weirdo lands with a light punch inside.
Stephenson tries to score a body lock takedown but De La Weirdo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Stephenson is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but De La Weirdo is defending well.
De La Weirdo content to slow the pace in the clinch. #T3#
De La Weirdo lands a left hand.
De La Weirdo stalling against the cage.
De La Weirdo lands an uppercut.
Stephenson is working for takedown but De La Weirdo is calmly controlling the position for now.
Stephenson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Still in the clinch, De La Weirdo scores with a nice short uppercut.
Stephenson tries to score a body lock takedown but De La Weirdo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
De La Weirdo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
De La Weirdo leaning his opponent against the cage.
Stephenson tries to land a knee to the head but De La Weirdo blocks with his arms.
A short uppercut from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Stephensons head.
De La Weirdo lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T4#
A head punch on the inside from Stephenson fails to land.
De La Weirdo lands a hook that snaps the head of Stephenson backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De La Weirdo lands with a light punch inside.
Stalling in the clinch from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands an uppercut.
De La Weirdo lands an uppercut.
De La Weirdo lands with a short shot to the head. #ROC2#Stephenson is rocked!
De La Weirdo works on Stephenson's body with a couple of short punches.
Stephenson wants to stall.
A left hand lands to the body for De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo is pushing Stephenson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Stephenson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily #KD2#
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice right hand that sends Stephenson toppling to the canvas! Stephenson scrambles and gets back to his feet - can De La Weirdo finish him?!
Oh Stephenson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stephenson misses with a takedown attempt
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp right that sends Stephenson to the canvas! De La Weirdo follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
An out of breath Oscar De La Weirdo thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: ENIGMA 84     
Date:   Mar 13, 2022
#R1#
Bleak connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#TD#
Bleak looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
De La Weirdo trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
De La Weirdo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bleak is looking to work some ground and pound but De La Weirdo has wrist control.
Bleak content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if De La Weirdo can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bleak passes easily into side control. Nice work.
De La Weirdo wants to control but Bleak postures up.
De La Weirdo parries the strikes from Bleak easily there. Bleak is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable De La Weirdo to escape. #SUB#
Bleak is trying to get an arm triangle but De La Weirdo is defending well.
Bleak working the head with strikes.
Bleak lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bleak tries to move into full mount but can't pass De La Weirdo's legs. #T1#
Sloppy strikes there by Bleak.#SUB#
Bleak in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... De La Weirdo is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Wulfgang Bleak!
A relieved looking Wulfgang Bleak thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: AKF 31 | Tellkins vs. RooMan     
Date:   Dec 18, 2021
#R1#
Biggs misses with a looping right.
Biggs listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Biggs throws a nice looking combination but De La Weirdo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
De La Weirdo dodges the punch combination from Biggs.
De La Weirdo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Biggs misses with an attempted mid kick.
De La Weirdo swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tyrone Biggs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Biggs finds it's way round the side to connect with De La Weirdo's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biggs throws a series of punches but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
De La Weirdo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Biggs fails to land with a series of punches.
De La Weirdo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Biggs misses with the combination. #T1#
Biggs misses with a kick to the body
letting De La Weirdo counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo misses the jab.
De La Weirdo avoids a punch combination nicely.
De La Weirdo looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Biggs.
A low kick lands for Biggs.
Biggs moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Biggs throws the kick towards the body but De La Weirdo avoids it.
Nice shot lands for De La Weirdo.
Biggs pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces De La Weirdo back to the ropes. Biggs follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biggs misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
De La Weirdo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
De La Weirdo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Biggs misses with a series of wild punches. #T2#
Biggs misses with a left hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biggs tries to land a front kick but De La Weirdo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Biggs throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Biggs misses with a double jab
and De La Weirdo counters with a right hand to the body.
Biggs misses with a two punch combination.
Biggs takes a swing at De La Weirdo's ribcage but misses.
Biggs takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#CL2#
De La Weirdo has Biggs up against the ropes in a clinch.
De La Weirdo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#ROC2#Biggs is rocked!
A nice right hand lands inside from De La Weirdo.
Oh Biggs is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
De La Weirdo swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T3#
De La Weirdo working aggressively here.
De La Weirdo breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Biggs with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Biggs looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Biggs get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Oscar De La Weirdo!
Oscar De La Weirdo decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: AKF 27 | Zy vs. Rram     
Date:   Nov 20, 2021
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
De La Weirdo throws a body shot but no joy.
Ten lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#CL#
De La Weirdo clinches up against the ropes.
Ten with an attempt at a knee that misses.
De La Weirdo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ten's elbow. #BC2#
Ten escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ten walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
De La Weirdo cracks Ten with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
De La Weirdo looks to score with a jab to the body but Ten is just out of range.#T1#
De La Weirdo swings for the body but Ten moves out of range.
As De La Weirdo backs off Ten throws a huge counter combo but De La Weirdo manages to avoid it all.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ten looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
Ten unleashes a big counter combination but De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
De La Weirdo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ten moves away.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy body shot
letting Ten counter with a right hand. #T2#
De La Weirdo jabs Ten right on the nose. Ten blinks but takes it well.
De La Weirdo is looking to wear down Ten with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ten moves away.
De La Weirdo throws a shot to the body.
Ten uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ten manages to avoid it.
Ten is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
De La Weirdo throws the left hand but Ten avoids the punch easily.
Ten throws a fast counter high kick but De La Weirdo manages to duck under it in time.#T3#
De La Weirdo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Ten takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Ten blocks a jab.
Ten was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Ten blocks a jab.
Oscar De La Weirdo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy uppercut
and Ten counters with a one-two to the body.
De La Weirdo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ten is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T4#
De La Weirdo throws a body shot but no joy.
De La Weirdo throws a body shot but no joy.
De La Weirdo connects with a crisp jab.
A big right from De La Weirdo misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ten gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy body shot
and Ten counters with a left and a right that stings De La Weirdo.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
Ten throws a counter combo.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Ten moves out of range.
Ten drops his hands momentarily and De La Weirdo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Zoo Ten is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
De La Weirdo swings for the body but Ten moves out of range.
Ten unleashes a big counter combination but De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
De La Weirdo is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big left from De La Weirdo misses.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight right. #T1#
De La Weirdo takes a swing at Ten's ribcage but misses.
De La Weirdo is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ten can do to turn this around?
De La Weirdo scores with a punch to the head.
De La Weirdo misses the jab.
Ten throws a fast counter high kick but De La Weirdo manages to duck under it in time.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo cracks Ten with an open hand slap.
Ten displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as De La Weirdo throws out the jab. #T2#
De La Weirdo thows a left - swing and a miss!
De La Weirdo lands with a hook. Ten tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
De La Weirdo misses the shot to the body.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut. Ten saw that one coming.
De La Weirdo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
De La Weirdo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ten was well out of range. Poor timing from De La Weirdo.
A countering left hand to the body from Ten misses.
Oscar De La Weirdo is winning the standup battle so far.#T3#
De La Weirdo swings for the body but Ten moves out of range.
Ten counters with a body kick.
De La Weirdo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
De La Weirdo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ten uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
Ten lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Ten takes one to the chin there.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Ten moves out of range.
Ten throws a counter combo.#T4#
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Ten moves out of range.
As De La Weirdo backs off Ten throws a huge counter combo but De La Weirdo manages to avoid it all.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws a big shot that misses.
It seemed like Ten was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Ten's head backwards.
De La Weirdo jabs Ten to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
De La Weirdo feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
De La Weirdo lands a head shot.
Good shot there by De La Weirdo.
Ten bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
De La Weirdo misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ten slips under a jab from De La Weirdo.
Ten is looking for the big counter here.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Ten moves out of range.
Ten lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#T1#
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut. Ten saw that one coming.
Ten throws a counter combo.
Ten uses good head movement to avoid the hook from De La Weirdo.
A big left from De La Weirdo misses.
Despite the aggression on Ten's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
De La Weirdo misses the shot to the body.
Ten ducks under a wild hook from De La Weirdo.
Ten avoids the body shot from De La Weirdo. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
De La Weirdo throws a big shot that misses.
De La Weirdo takes a swing at Ten's ribcage but misses.
A big right from De La Weirdo misses.
As De La Weirdo backs off Ten throws a huge counter combo but De La Weirdo manages to avoid it all.
De La Weirdo throws a big shot that misses.
Ten unleashes a big counter combination but De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#CL#
De La Weirdo rushes Ten and presses him up against the ropes.
De La Weirdo stalling in the clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook to the ribs.
De La Weirdo keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Ten's efforts to push away.#T3#
Ten lands with a right to the head.
Ten using the Thai plumb to throw knees but De La Weirdo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ten swings away with an uppercut that misses.
De La Weirdo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
I was talking to De La Weirdo's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
De La Weirdo pushes Ten back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Ten with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ten lands with a light punch inside.
Ten working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ten tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ten misses with a knee to the head.
De La Weirdo misses with a punch on the inside.
Ten with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ten throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but De La Weirdo blocks it with crossed arms.
Nice body punch from De La Weirdo.
Ten tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #BC2#
Ten breaks from the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from De La Weirdo misses the target.
Oscar De La Weirdo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T4#
A looping hook to the body misses from De La Weirdo. Ten does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zoo Ten has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ten defending well as De La Weirdo loads up on a big left hand.
Nice shot by De La Weirdo.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#CL#
De La Weirdo has managed to clinch.
Ten takes a shot to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Weirdo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for De La Weirdo, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight for Oscar De La Weirdo!
Judge John Mangel scores the fight for Oscar De La Weirdo!
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight for Oscar De La Weirdo!

Oscar De La Weirdo wins by unanimous decision!

Oscar De La Weirdo decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: GC 393     
Date:   Aug 07, 2021
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuerte moves away.
As De La Weirdo looks to move away, Fuerte throws a big counter combo but De La Weirdo just gets out of the way.
De La Weirdo just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuerte throws a big counter combination but De La Weirdo scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#CL2#
De La Weirdo closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fuerte.
Fuerte tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
De La Weirdo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fuerte blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuerte can't break the clinch.
De La Weirdo lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from De La Weirdo - that landed with a thud.
De La Weirdo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
De La Weirdo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
De La Weirdo is struggling to control the position.#T1#
Fuerte blocks a punch to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
De La Weirdo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
De La Weirdo pressing his opponent against the cage.
De La Weirdo pressing his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are getting on De La Weirdo's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by De La Weirdo.
The referee calls for De La Weirdo to work. #BC#
Fuerte's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
De La Weirdo throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Fuerte counter with a right hand. #T2#
Good exchange - De La Weirdo coming out on top.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the side of Fuerte's head but Fuerte sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fuerte is looking to counter punch.
De La Weirdo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
De La Weirdo throws a poor cross that misses
and Fuerte counters with a left and a right that stings De La Weirdo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slow jab from De La Weirdo misses its intended target.
Fuerte seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
De La Weirdo throws a big shot that misses.
Fuerte throwing a counter right hand but De La Weirdo manages to avoid it.#T3##CL2#
De La Weirdo closes the distance and pushes Fuerte back into the cage.
Fuerte wants to break the clinch but can't.
De La Weirdo lands a hook to the side of the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Fuerte misses with the head strike.
Fuerte blocks a body shot from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo tries to throw a body punch but Fuerte avoids it by throwing De La Weirdo back against the cage.
De La Weirdo misses with a body punch.
Fuerte misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fuerte's elbow.
Fuerte lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fuerte is looking to break free of the clinch but De La Weirdo has double underhooks.
De La Weirdo stalls.
De La Weirdo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T4#
Fuerte working hard to break the clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with a body punch.
De La Weirdo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo keeps control of Fuerte as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Our sources have told us that Fuerte has been working on his elbows in the gym.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, De La Weirdo creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fuerte looking to throw knees to the head but De La Weirdo is blocking nicely.
De La Weirdo controlling the action here for a moment.
Fuerte wants to get back to striking at distance but De La Weirdo won't allow it.
Fuerte wants to get back to striking at distance but De La Weirdo won't allow it.
De La Weirdo digs a right hand into Fuerte's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fuerte's gas tank.
Fuerte throws an elbow but it misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from De La Weirdo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuerte misses with a body punch.
Fuerte blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fuerte has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fuerte misses with an elbow strike.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
De La Weirdo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #CUT2#It looks like Farto Fuerte has been cut.
De La Weirdo missing with a left hand there. Fuerte was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuerte doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fuerte takes one on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuerte takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
De La Weirdo jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T1#
Fuerte slips under a jab from De La Weirdo.
Fuerte thinks about countering with a body kick.
De La Weirdo throws a jab but it's blocked by Fuerte.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when Fuerte was well out of range.
De La Weirdo throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fuerte counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo throws a big shot that misses.
Fuerte appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Oscar De La Weirdo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
De La Weirdo lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#T2#
Fuerte displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as De La Weirdo throws out the jab.
De La Weirdo lands a jab to the head.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Fuerte to counter with a crisp jab.
De La Weirdo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fuerte.
Fuerte seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Fuerte moves out of range.
Fuerte is looking to counter punch.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy body shot #KD#
and Fuerte counters with a crisp one two that drops De La Weirdo! Fuerte thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves De La Weirdo to his feet! De La Weirdo is in big trouble!#ROC#De La Weirdo is rocked!#T3#
De La Weirdo scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
De La Weirdo tries to clinch but Fuerte is having none of it.
De La Weirdo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice defenses there by Fuerte.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
De La Weirdo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy right hand but Fuerte sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T4#
De La Weirdo misses with a hook
and Fuerte counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
De La Weirdo with a jab.
Fuerte moves out of range of the strikes.
De La Weirdo has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#CL2#
De La Weirdo gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
De La Weirdo looking to stall.
De La Weirdo pressing his opponent against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Farto Fuerte's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Fuerte gets cracked with a nice right hand there by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws an overhand right that lands on Fuerte's shoulder, as Fuerte tries to avoid the shot.
It looked like Fuerte was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from De La Weirdo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from De La Weirdo misses.
Fuerte went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut. #T1#
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuerte went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy uppercut #KD#
and Fuerte counters with a crisp one two that drops De La Weirdo! Fuerte thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves De La Weirdo to his feet! De La Weirdo is in big trouble!
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
Fuerte is looking for a counter combo.
Fuerte avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
As De La Weirdo looks to move away, Fuerte throws a big counter combo but De La Weirdo just gets out of the way.
De La Weirdo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fuerte.
De La Weirdo looks to throw the jab but Fuerte is out of range.
Fuerte is looking to counter with a body kick.
Farto Fuerte has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2##CL2#
De La Weirdo pushes Fuerte up against the cage in a clinch.
Fuerte looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
De La Weirdo is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Fuerte is keeping busy.
De La Weirdo keeps control of Fuerte as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #BC#
Fuerte breaks from the clinch.
De La Weirdo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
De La Weirdo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fuerte on the wrong end of a nice jab.#T3#
De La Weirdo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oscar De La Weirdo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuerte moves away.
Fuerte throws a big counter combination but De La Weirdo scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Fuerte takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
De La Weirdo throws an overhand right that lands on Fuerte's shoulder, as Fuerte tries to avoid the shot.
Nice body punch from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a slapping body shot.
Oscar De La Weirdo is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
De La Weirdo scores with a nice strike.
De La Weirdo jabs at Fuerte's body.
De La Weirdo scores with a hook to the body. Fuerte takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fuerte takes a shot to the body in his stride.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Weirdo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well De La Weirdo has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 26:30
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Weirdo!

In his post fight interview, Oscar De La Weirdo started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: GC 391     
Date:   Jul 10, 2021
#R1##CL2#
Cabana gets tackled into the cage by De La Weirdo. De La Weirdo maintains the clinch.
De La Weirdo will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Cabana up against the cage.
Cabana working aggressively here.
De La Weirdo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right hand to the body from De La Weirdo.
Cabana tries to score a body lock takedown but De La Weirdo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Nice body punch from Cabana - that landed with a thud.
A head punch on the inside from Cabana fails to land.
Cabana is looking to take this one to the mat.
De La Weirdo stops a takedown attempt from Cabana .
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Colton Cabana . That's going to take a lot out of him.
De La Weirdo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
De La Weirdo lands with a short shot to the head.
De La Weirdo is leaning against Cabana and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
De La Weirdo stalling against the cage.
De La Weirdo scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cabana swings away with an uppercut that misses.
De La Weirdo is defending well against a takedown attempt.
De La Weirdo lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cabana is trying to drag De La Weirdo to the mat but De La Weirdo just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
De La Weirdo lands a left hand. #T1#
A right hand to the body from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cabana .
Cabana is breathing heavily.
A short right from De La Weirdo on the inside.
De La Weirdo stalls.
De La Weirdo scores with a hook to the body.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike.
Cabana throws a punch but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
De La Weirdo leaning his opponent against the cage.
De La Weirdo gets underhooks to prevent Cabana 's takedown attempt.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch in the clinch.
De La Weirdo taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike. #T2#
De La Weirdo scores with an uppercut up the middle.
De La Weirdo gets through Cabana 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo content to slow the pace in the clinch.
De La Weirdo has Cabana pressed against the cage, preventing Cabana from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
De La Weirdo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch.
Good body shot from De La Weirdo.
Cabana 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
De La Weirdo leaning against his opponent.
De La Weirdo cracks Cabana with a nice body shot.
De La Weirdo controlling the action here for a moment.
A body shot lands from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo cracks Cabana with a nice body shot.
De La Weirdo lands a body shot.
De La Weirdo dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
De La Weirdo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cabana backwards.
Still in the clinch, De La Weirdo scores with a nice short uppercut.#T3#
De La Weirdo lands with a right to the head.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from De La Weirdo - that landed with a thud.
De La Weirdo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
De La Weirdo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cabana s head.
Cabana looking for a takedown.
De La Weirdo stalling the fight.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
De La Weirdo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cabana backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo pushes Cabana back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice body punch from De La Weirdo - that landed with a thud.
A short uppercut from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo taking a breather.#T4#
De La Weirdo lands a shot to the body.
De La Weirdo lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
De La Weirdo cracks Cabana with a nice body shot.
Cabana has De La Weirdo pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. De La Weirdo manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
De La Weirdo works on Cabana 's body with a couple of short punches.
De La Weirdo controlling the action here for a moment.
Still in the clinch, De La Weirdo scores with a nice short uppercut.
De La Weirdo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
De La Weirdo lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cabana backwards.
De La Weirdo scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from De La Weirdo.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from De La Weirdo.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from De La Weirdo.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands with a left to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
De La Weirdo lands a slapping body shot.
Cabana tries for a takedown but De La Weirdo circles away easily
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #ROC2#Cabana is rocked!
Cabana leaves his chin hanging out and De La Weirdo seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Cabana crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Oscar De La Weirdo!
In his post fight interview, Oscar De La Weirdo started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: GC 384     
Date:   Apr 17, 2021
#R1#
Hayes throws a body punch but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
De La Weirdo throws out a counter right but Hayes avoids it with no problem.
Hayes loads up on a big right hand but De La Weirdo slips the punch.
De La Weirdo is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Hayes with a body shot.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot. #CL2#
De La Weirdo gets a clinch.
Hayes missing with knees to the body.
Our sources have told us that Hayes has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Hayes misses with a body punch.
Hayes looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hayes looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hayes can't find room to land a body shot as De La Weirdo controls the action.
Hayes prevents a body shot from De La Weirdo.
Hayes blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hayes lands a left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo leaning his opponent against the cage.
Hayes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
De La Weirdo stalling the fight.
De La Weirdo receives a warning from the referee for stalling.#T1#
De La Weirdo lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.
Hayes pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hayes throws a punch but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo misses with the head strike.
De La Weirdo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
De La Weirdo blocks an uppercut.
De La Weirdo blocks an elbow strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hayes obliges.
De La Weirdo misses with a punch to the body.
Hayes goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo taking a breather.
De La Weirdo tries to work over Hayes's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
De La Weirdo pressing his opponent against the cage.
De La Weirdo stalling in the clinch. #T2#
Hayes tries a knee to the head but De La Weirdo blocks it.
De La Weirdo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo can't find room to land a body shot as Hayes controls the action.
De La Weirdo stalling in the clinch.
Hayes putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has De La Weirdo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Hayes just leaning against De La Weirdo, taking a breather.
De La Weirdo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
De La Weirdo takes a knee right on the jaw!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for De La Weirdo.
Hayes lands a right hand that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by De La Weirdo as Hayes tries to tie him up.
De La Weirdo throws a head punch that misses.
A short body shot lands from De La Weirdo as the two fighters clinch.
Hayes swings wildly with an uppercut but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Hayes as De La Weirdo tries to tie him up.
Hayes doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T3#
Hayes struggles to land a body shot inside as De La Weirdo controls his hands.
Hayes throws an elbow that misses.
De La Weirdo lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hayes cracks De La Weirdo with a nice body shot.
A knee to the head by Hayes.
Hayes goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
De La Weirdo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hayes connects with a nasty looking knee right to De La Weirdo's face. #CUT#It looks like Oscar De La Weirdo has been cut.
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hayes misses with an elbow strike.
Hayes misses with the head strike.
De La Weirdo taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hayes lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hayes will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning De La Weirdo up against the cage.#T4#
De La Weirdo lands with a short head shot on the inside.
De La Weirdo lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hayes misses with a shot to the kidneys.
De La Weirdo lands with a left to the head.
Hayes blocking some punches.
Come on Hayes - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
De La Weirdo lands with a short shot to the head.
Hayes prevents a body shot from De La Weirdo.
Hayes misses with an elbow strike.
De La Weirdo lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hayes.
Hayes misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Hayes just misses with a elbow thrown towards De La Weirdo's brow.
Hayes tries a knee to the head but De La Weirdo blocks it.
Knees to the body from Hayes.
A right hook to the body lands for Hayes.
Hayes looks to throw an elbow but misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mathew Hayes will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Oscar De La Weirdo's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Hayes connects with a right hand. De La Weirdo shakes it off.
Hayes falls off balance throwing a combination
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
De La Weirdo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#ROC2#Hayes is rocked!
Mathew Hayes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo cracks Hayes with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Hayes falls to his knees and De La Weirdo doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
In his post fight interview, Oscar De La Weirdo started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: GC 382 Side vs Armpits     
Date:   Mar 27, 2021
#R1#
Barnes swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
De La Weirdo avoids the body shot from Barnes.
De La Weirdo looks to score with a jab to the body but Barnes is just out of range.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight right.
Barnes throws a low kick but it's checked well by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
De La Weirdo takes a swing at Barnes's ribcage but misses.
Barnes definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Barnes throws a nice looking combination but De La Weirdo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barnes fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
It seemed like De La Weirdo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Barnes ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
De La Weirdo lands a nice shot that snaps Barnes's head back.
Barnes misses with a jab to the body
and De La Weirdo counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot
and Barnes counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Barnes cracks De La Weirdo with a right hand to the side of the head.
Barnes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but De La Weirdo moves away.
De La Weirdo is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Barnes with a body shot.
De La Weirdo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Adam Barnes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo avoids the head kick by Barnes.
Barnes tries to clinch up.
Barnes throws a series of strikes that have De La Weirdo backpedaling.
Barnes digs a good body shot into De La Weirdo's ribs.
Barnes swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and De La Weirdo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Barnes defending well as De La Weirdo loads up on a big left hand.
Barnes lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Barnes throws a right hand that De La Weirdo ducks under and follows up with a left that De La Weirdo also avoids with ease.
Barnes throws a right and a left that both miss.
Barnes misses with a body shot
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
Barnes throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Barnes scores with a body shot.
De La Weirdo tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fight stays on the outside here - Barnes looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Barnes throws a right and a left that both miss.
Barnes slips under a jab from De La Weirdo.
Barnes slips a jab from De La Weirdo.
Barnes lands with a straight right. De La Weirdo didn't see that one coming.#T3#
Barnes misses with a low kick.
Barnes tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. De La Weirdo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
De La Weirdo tries to counter with a clinch but Barnes shakes him off and moves away.
Barnes scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Barnes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo moves out of range as Barnes strikes.
Barnes scores with a jab to the body.
Barnes scores with the left hand. De La Weirdo knows he should have avoided that one.
Barnes looks to score with a jab to the body but De La Weirdo is just out of range.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Barnes moves out of range.
Barnes takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Barnes digs a good hook to De La Weirdo's body. #T4#
Nice defenses there by De La Weirdo.
A head kick misses from Barnes.
De La Weirdo appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
An inside leg kick from Barnes misses.
No joy there for Barnes, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barnes throws a right and a left that both miss.
Barnes moves out of range of the strikes.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Barnes. #CL2#
De La Weirdo pushes Barnes up against the ropes in a clinch.
De La Weirdo prevents a body shot from Barnes.
De La Weirdo lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Adam Barnes dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Barnes throws a left and a right that both miss
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice uppercut.
De La Weirdo misses with an uppercut
and Barnes counters with a left to the body.
Barnes fails in his attempt to clinch.
Barnes swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice uppercut.
Barnes throws a body punch but De La Weirdo moves out of range. #CL#
Barnes rushes De La Weirdo and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
De La Weirdo lands a nice shot to the body.
De La Weirdo gets through Barnes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Barnes tries a body shot but De La Weirdo blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A bit of stalling here from De La Weirdo.
Barnes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Barnes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Barnes misses with a hook to the ribs. #T1#
A head punch on the inside from De La Weirdo fails to land.
De La Weirdo leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Barnes - that landed with a thud.
Barnes misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from De La Weirdo.
Barnes tried to land a shot to the body but connects with De La Weirdo's elbow.
De La Weirdo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
De La Weirdo lands with a short head shot on the inside.
De La Weirdo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for De La Weirdo.
Barnes throws a punch but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
A short left from De La Weirdo.
Barnes goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Barnes misses with a hook from the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
De La Weirdo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Barnes's elbow. #T2#
De La Weirdo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Barnes blocks a body shot from De La Weirdo.
Barnes tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and De La Weirdo avoids it.
De La Weirdo prevents a body shot from Barnes.
De La Weirdo stalling against the ropes.
Barnes digs a right hand into De La Weirdo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on De La Weirdo's gas tank.
De La Weirdo struggles to land a body shot inside as Barnes controls his hands.
Oscar De La Weirdo seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Barnes tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and De La Weirdo avoids it.
De La Weirdo dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
De La Weirdo working aggressively here.
Barnes tries a body shot but De La Weirdo blocks it.
Barnes blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
De La Weirdo has Barnes pressed against the ropes.
De La Weirdo blocks a body shot from Barnes. #T3#
De La Weirdo prevents a body shot from Barnes.
Barnes blocks a body shot from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Barnes missing with knees to the body.
Barnes is leaning against De La Weirdo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Barnes misses with a body punch.
De La Weirdo misses with a punch to the body.
A shot in the inside from Barnes.
Barnes throws an elbow that misses.
A nice left hand lands by De La Weirdo.
Barnes throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#BC#
Barnes breaks from the clinch.
De La Weirdo tries to clinch up.
De La Weirdo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Barnes on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A punch combination from Barnes misses. #T4#
De La Weirdo lands a right hook to the body.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
Barnes throws a left and a right that both miss
and De La Weirdo counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Barnes throws a nice looking combination but De La Weirdo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
De La Weirdo swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
De La Weirdo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Barnes manages to avoid it.
Adam Barnes is winning the standup battle so far.
Barnes misses the shot to the body.
Barnes will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
De La Weirdo avoids a punch combination nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Weirdo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Barnes lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
De La Weirdo throws a jab but it's blocked by Barnes.
Barnes throws a sloppy body shot
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Barnes thuds a left hand into De La Weirdo's body.
De La Weirdo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Barnes.
Barnes fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Barnes cracks De La Weirdo with a right hand to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barnes staying out of range there.
A quick step to the side and Barnes tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo throws a body punch but Barnes moves out of range.
Barnes misses with a combination
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Barnes jabs at De La Weirdo's body.
Barnes throws a sloppy head kick and De La Weirdo moves out of range easily.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
Barnes blocks a jab.
A little feinted left hand from Barnes on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Barnes misses with a series of wild punches.
Sloppy strikes from Barnes. Those never looked like landing.
De La Weirdo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Barnes.
It seemed like De La Weirdo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Barnes takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Barnes misses the shot to the body.
A little jabbing left from De La Weirdo on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T2#
Good shot there by De La Weirdo.
Barnes just misses with a punch to the body.
De La Weirdo takes a swing at Barnes's ribcage but misses.
Barnes lands a nice hook to De La Weirdo's body. De La Weirdo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight right.
Barnes throwing a counter right hand but De La Weirdo manages to avoid it.
Barnes misses with a wild combination.
De La Weirdo checks the leg kick nicely there.
De La Weirdo throws out a counter right but Barnes avoids it with no problem.
Barnes is looking to wear down De La Weirdo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Barnes throws a sloppy head kick and De La Weirdo moves out of range easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De La Weirdo checks a leg kick nicely.#T3#
Barnes misses with the combination.
Barnes lands a glancing blow to the side of De La Weirdo's head.
A big left from De La Weirdo misses.
As De La Weirdo looks to move away, Barnes throws a big counter combo but De La Weirdo just gets out of the way.
Barnes lands a right hook to the body.
De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Barnes's head backwards.
De La Weirdo jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
De La Weirdo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Barnes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
De La Weirdo connects with a single shot there.#T4#
Barnes will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
De La Weirdo ducks under a wild hook from Barnes.
De La Weirdo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Barnes moves in looking to clinch but De La Weirdo pushes him off.
De La Weirdo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Barnes rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but De La Weirdo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barnes lands a nice hook to De La Weirdo's body. De La Weirdo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A leg kick checked by De La Weirdo.
Barnes throws a head kick but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from De La Weirdo on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
De La Weirdo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
De La Weirdo ducks under a wild hook from Barnes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adam Barnes showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Barnes has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adam Barnes!

A less than humble Adam Barnes misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: GC 379 Brooks vs White     
Date:   Feb 20, 2021
#R1#
Wiener is looking to land body kicks.
Wiener lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but De La Weirdo circles away quickly and effectively.
A big right from De La Weirdo misses.
Wiener pulls out of a head kick attempt.
De La Weirdo looks to score with a jab to the body but Wiener is just out of range.
Wiener looking to land some kicks to the body here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
De La Weirdo takes a swing at Wiener's ribcage but misses.
Wiener replies with a solid counter kick to the body but De La Weirdo blocks it well.
Wiener goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. #T1#
Wiener throws a front kick that sends De La Weirdo stumbling back into the cage.
Wiener throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
De La Weirdo throws a shot from downtown. Wiener moves away and avoids it.
De La Weirdo has been working on his boxing with his coaches at - Is It Avatary Enough? in the buildup to the fight.
Wiener lands with a nice body kick.
De La Weirdo avoids the head kick by Wiener.
A slow jab from De La Weirdo misses its intended target.
A low kick lands for Wiener.
Wiener tries to land a front kick but De La Weirdo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wiener explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.#T2#
Wiener pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
De La Weirdo connects with a body shot.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when Wiener was well out of range.
De La Weirdo moves out of range as Wiener throws a body kick.
It looked like De La Weirdo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wiener steps to the side to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
Wiener raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
De La Weirdo takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
De La Weirdo thows a left - swing and a miss!
De La Weirdo lands with a nice body punch. #T3#
Wiener with a nice calf kick.
Wiener throws a wild body kick that De La Weirdo sees coming a mile off.
Wiener looks for the body kick but De La Weirdo saw that one coming.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Wiener is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A lazy left from De La Weirdo finds it's target.
Wiener throws a push kick but De La Weirdo slaps the foot to one side.
De La Weirdo seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Wiener walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
De La Weirdo lands a jab to the head. #ROC#Wiener is rocked!
De La Weirdo steps in with a hook that catches Wiener right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! De La Weirdo follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Wiener looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
Oscar De La Weirdo spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: ROCK FC 2     
Date:   Sep 19, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cut throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around De La Werido's waist but De La Werido gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cut off to one side.
De La Werido let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Cut defending well as De La Werido loads up on a big left hand. #TD#
Cut shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
De La Werido is trying to control but can't.
Cut takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Cut lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Cut landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cut landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cut takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
De La Werido is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
De La Werido taking some punishment here, with Cut in his half guard. #T1#
De La Werido trying to hold on to Cut's head to control him but Cut postures up.
Cut prevents De La Werido from improving his position.
Cut landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Cut is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #SU#
Cut stands up out of the half guard.
Cut shoots in looking for a takedown but De La Werido manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cut's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Cut fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tim Cut. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cut looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T2##TD#
Cut drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
De La Werido gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
De La Werido wants to get back to full guard.
Cut wants to lay and pray for a moment but De La Werido keeps working.
Cut not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #T3#
De La Werido is trying to get back to full guard.#SU#
Cut decides to return to a standing position.
Cut throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around De La Werido's waist but De La Werido gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cut off to one side.
Horrible takedown attempt by Cut or perhaps it was just good defense by De La Werido, which made it look bad.
De La Werido is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cut with a body shot.
Cut is breathing heavily.
Cut looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
De La Werido displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cut.
De La Werido connects with a looping right hand. #T4#
Cut shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. De La Werido defends it nicely.
De La Werido scores with a jab to the body.
De La Werido takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
De La Werido is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cut is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
De La Werido scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cut doesn't seem bothered though.
Cut takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
De La Werido lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Oscar De La Werido will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Cut staying out of range there.
De La Werido works Cut's body with a nice hook.#TD#
Cut changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. De La Werido looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Cut scores with a couple of short elbows.
De La Werido is looking for a sweep.
De La Werido taking punishment in the form of punches.
De La Werido tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Cut wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
De La Werido sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
De La Werido has hold of Cut's hands but Cut slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
De La Werido is trying to control but can't.
Cut working over De La Werido with some ground and pound. De La Werido looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cut lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Tim Cut overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T1#
Nice strikes from Cut there.
De La Werido is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Cut scores with a couple of nice shots.
De La Werido is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Cut scores with a couple of nice shots.
De La Werido tries to get to full guard but Cut has control of the leg.
Cut lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #SU#
Cut stands up and beckons De La Werido to join him on the feet.
De La Werido lands a jab.#T2#
Cut darts in looking for a takedown but De La Werido gets double underhooks and turns Cut into the cage.
Cut throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around De La Werido's waist but De La Werido gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cut off to one side.
Oscar De La Werido is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cut ducks right into an uppercut from De La Werido.
Cut takes a jab right on the kisser.
De La Werido looks to land a left hand but Cut moved out of range nicely.
Cut dives in and grabs De La Werido's left leg, looking for a takedown. De La Werido pushes down on Cut's head and hops out.
De La Werido throws out a counter right but Cut avoids it with no problem.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tim Cut. That's going to take a lot out of him.
De La Werido lands a jab to the nose.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cut shoots in for a takedown but De La Werido shows good takedown defense.
Cut takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts De La Werido, as that shot connected.
De La Werido lands a nice shot to the body. #T3#
Cut defending well as De La Werido loads up on a big left hand.
De La Werido cracks Cut with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd cheers as De La Werido lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cut doesn't seem phased though.
De La Werido cracks Cut with a good jab.
Cut misses with a takedown attempt
and De La Werido counters with a straight right hand.
De La Werido is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cut.
Cut changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
De La Werido scores with a jab to the body.
Oscar De La Werido seems to be getting the better of the standup.
De La Werido scores with a body shot.
Cut takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
De La Werido looks to land a right hand but Cut moved out of range.
De La Werido has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Cut takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #T4#
Cut on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
De La Werido uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
De La Werido throws a lazy right hand but Cut sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cut tries to score a power double leg takedown but De La Werido sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Cut somewhat.
Cut on the wrong end of a nice hook.
De La Werido has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cut ducks right into an uppercut from De La Werido.
Cut tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but De La Werido swivels and escapes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Werido showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
De La Werido connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#TD#
Cut decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
De La Werido trying to control from the bottom.
Cut working the head and body with strikes.
De La Werido moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
De La Werido bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cut's guard. #REVB#
De La Werido trying to control but Cut is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#ES#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Cut manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.#T1#
Cut blocks an uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cut wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
De La Werido is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
De La Werido misses with a shot to the kidneys.
De La Werido stalling in the clinch but Cut improves position.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Cut prevents a body shot from De La Werido.
De La Werido lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cut backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Cut's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cut looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
De La Werido is trying to maintain a safe position but Cut gets an underhook and turns De La Werido into the cage.
De La Werido throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from De La Werido. #T2##BC#
Cut breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cut tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but De La Werido swivels and escapes.
De La Werido with a hook.
De La Werido uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cut has time to react.
De La Werido misses with an uppercut. Cut saw that one coming.
De La Werido throws a hook to the side of Cut's head but Cut sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cut fails with the takedown.
Cut drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CL2#
De La Werido clinches. #T3#
De La Werido fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cut wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but De La Werido has him pressed against the cage.
De La Werido doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
De La Werido swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cut prevents a body shot from De La Werido.
De La Werido keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cut's efforts to push away.
De La Werido trying to control the position but instead, Cut has worked for underhooks and has pushed De La Werido into the cage.
A head punch on the inside from De La Werido fails to land.
Cut blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from De La Werido.
De La Werido misses with a short punch on the inside.
Oscar De La Werido is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
De La Werido misses with the head strike.
Cut is trying to break the clinch but De La Werido is controlling him.
Cut is looking to break free of the clinch but De La Werido has double underhooks.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
De La Werido lands a hook that snaps the head of Cut backwards.
De La Werido lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
De La Werido misses with a punch on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Tim Cut has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
De La Werido is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Werido comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got De La Werido winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 27:30
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Werido!

In his post fight interview, Oscar De La Werido started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

 
 
 
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