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Event:
Nfld 17
Date: May 28, 2022 |
#R1#
Vartanein stuns Missalot with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Vartanein works Missalot's body with a nice hook.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Missalot.
Vartanein is looking to counter with head kicks.
Vartanein scores with a body shot.
Vartanein throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Missalot on the side of the head.
Vartanein fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Vartanein really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice takedown defense from Vartanein. No joy for Missalot on that attempt.
Missalot shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Vartanein fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Missalot looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Boing Missalot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Missalot shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Vartanein sprawls well. Vartanein wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Missalot gets slowly back to his feet.
Romega Vartanein has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boing Missalot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vartanein throws a quick inside leg kick.
Vartanein is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Vartanein scores with a sloppy right hand. Missalot should have avoided that one.
Missalot looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Vartanein is fending him off so far but Missalot persists. Nope, Vartanein circles away and we're back to standing.
Missalot fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Missalot looks winded!
Missalot has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Vartanein finds it's way round the side to connect with Missalot's head. #T1#
Vartanein scores with a shot to the body.
Vartanein is looking to wear down Missalot with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Missalot fails with a takedown attempt.
Vartanein lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Missalot at a distance.
Vartanein fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Missalot takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Vartanein lands with a nice body punch.
Vartanein lands with a nice body punch.
Vartanein cracks Missalot with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Vartanein lands a nice leg kick that just misses Missalot's sensitive parts.
Vartanein lands a jab.#ROC#Missalot is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Missalot leaves his chin hanging out and Vartanein seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Missalot crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Romega Vartanein!
An out of breath Romega Vartanein thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
Nfld 14
Date: May 07, 2022 |
#R1#
Missalot goes for a double leg but Anderson avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Anderson continues to drive forward.#KD#
Anderson feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Missalot sprawling to the canvas! Missalot rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Anderson finish him?!
#CUT#It looks like Boing Missalot has been cut.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Missalot but Missalot pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Anderson stuffs the takedown attempt from Missalot. Missalot gets slowly back to his feet.
Anderson feinted with a counter takedown.
Missalot shoots for a takedown but Anderson saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sparky Anderson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boing Missalot.
Nice takedown defense from Anderson. No joy for Missalot on that attempt.
Anderson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Missalot misses with a takedown attempt - Anderson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Missalot shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#ROC#Missalot is rocked!
Missalot is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Anderson just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Missalot has gone limp and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Sparky Anderson!
A relieved looking Sparky Anderson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
Nfld FN 2
Date: Apr 21, 2022 |
#R1##TD2#
Missalot closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Missalot lands in his opponent's guard.
Asiago is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched. #TD2#
Missalot turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!#SUB2#
Missalot has hold of Asiago's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Asiago tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Missalot cranks the arm and Asiago screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Asiago, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Boing Missalot!
A victorious Boing Missalot thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
Nfld 10
Date: Apr 09, 2022 |
#R1#
Good exchange - Lucas coming out on top.
Jab from Lucas.
Lucas scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Missalot closes the distance and clinches up with Lucas, looking for a takedown. Missalot pushes Lucas against the cage but Lucas circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#CL2#
Missalot closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Missalot blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lucas fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Missalot blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lucas misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lucas misses with a punch on the inside.
Missalot is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lucas gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.#BC#
Lucas manages to break the clinch.
Missalot is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Lucas's jab looks to have found its range, popping Missalot under the eye.
Lucas tests Missalot's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
and Lucas counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Missalot! He's just covering up as Lucas starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albano Lucas! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 21, 2022 |
#R1#
Missalot takes one to the side of the head.
Missalot looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Missalot is breathing heavily.
Chow scores with a hook to the body. Missalot takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #KD2#
Oh, that's a big right hand from Chow and Missalot goes tumbling to the canvas! Chow follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard. #CUT2#It looks like Boing Missalot has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Missalot actively working from the bottom here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Chow connects with a nice short shot to Missalot's temple. #ROC2#Missalot is rocked!
Chow lands a big elbow - Missalot is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Chow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Li Chow!
Our winner, Li Chow, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 11, 2022 |
#R1#
Nucombe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Boing Missalot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nucombe cracks Missalot with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nucombe stuffs the takedown.
Missalot walks into a jab.#TD2#
Missalot closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Nucombe quickly recovers to half guard.
Missalot is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nucombe manages to get to full guard.
Missalot must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB2#
Missalot is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Nucombe is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Nucombe has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR##SU#
Missalot is working an open guard so Nucombe takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#T1#
Missalot shoots in and drives through. Nucombe sprawls well.
Missalot moves in looking to clinch but Nucombe pushes him off.
Missalot takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Missalot walks into a stiff left hand from Nucombe.
Missalot throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Nucombe's waist but Nucombe gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Missalot off to one side.
Neil Nucombe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boing Missalot.
Missalot looks for a takedown but Nucombe sprawls well.
Nucombe tries to counter by clinching up but Missalot breaks away and moves out of range.
Missalot looks winded!
Nucombe fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Missalot on the side of the head.#ROC#Missalot is rocked!
Nucombe measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Missalot! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Neil Nucombe!
A victorious Neil Nucombe thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
LAFC - Fight For Love
Date: Feb 13, 2022 |
#R1##CL#
Eriksson moves into the clinch.#TD#
Eriksson lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
#SUB#
Eriksson seems to be looking for submissions.
Eriksson content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Eriksson trying to control the action but Missalot is working from the bottom.
Eriksson throwing shots but Missalot is blocking nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eriksson wants to control but Missalot is keeping him busy.
Eriksson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #SUB2#
Missalot is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Eriksson pulls his head out easily.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Missalot can do anything to dispel that myth.#T1##SUB2#
Missalot is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Eriksson pulls his head out easily.
Missalot is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SUB#
Eriksson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Missalot has managed to free his arm - good work.
Eriksson tries to pass to full mount but Missalot defends it.
Eriksson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Missalot keeps working.
Eriksson throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Missalot to regain full guard. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Eriksson slips nicely into half guard.
Eriksson looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Eriksson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Missalot on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Eriksson moves nicely into side control.
Missalot gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Eriksson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Still in half guard, Eriksson seems content to control.#T3#
Missalot is staying active underneath Eriksson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Eriksson is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Missalot!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Eriksson sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Eriksson content just to control the position here.
Eriksson trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Eriksson controlling his opponent. #T4#
Eriksson tries to control but Missalot wriggling away.
Eriksson controlling from mount.
Eriksson lands a couple of good shots and Missalot has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Missalot is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Eriksson off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A lull in the action here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Simon Eriksson dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Eriksson throws a leg kick but Missalot sees it coming and moves out of range.
Missalot with the counter takedown but Eriksson avoids it easily.#TD#
Eriksson closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Missalot's guard.
Eriksson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Missalot can do to turn this around?#SUB2#
Missalot had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Eriksson defends it easily.#SUB2#
Missalot throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Eriksson controlling from the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eriksson stands and throws Missalot's legs to the side, diving into side control. #T1#
Eriksson wants to control but Missalot is keeping him busy.
Eriksson advances to mount.
Missalot is trying to escape the mount.
Eriksson looking to control and managing it successfully.
A nice elbow there by Eriksson.
Missalot really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Eriksson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T2#
Eriksson breaks from Missalot's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Eriksson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Missalot looks a forlorn figure.
Eriksson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Simon Eriksson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Eriksson lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The referee warns Missalot that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Missalot is trying desperately to improve position.
Missalot has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
I really don't envy Missalot right now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Eriksson is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Eriksson has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Eriksson is looking for the choke from the back position but Missalot is controlling his hands well. #SUB#
Eriksson is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Missalot has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Eriksson has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Missalot taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Eriksson doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Simon Eriksson! |
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Event:
LAFC 21
Date: Jan 01, 2022 |
#R1#
Missalot has a takedown stuffed.
Kilmeister lands a head shot.#KD#
Kilmeister lands a big uppercut and Missalot crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Missalot looks OK. Kilmeister waves Missalot back to his feet!
Kilmeister drops Missalot with a naaaaasty hook - Missalot is in real trouble here! Kilmeister dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lemmy Kilmeister!
An out of breath Lemmy Kilmeister thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
LAFC Jackson vs Tellurite 2
Date: Nov 24, 2021 |
#R1#
A nice inside leg kick there by Sanchez. That's going to slow Missalot down.
Sanchez with a nice cross.
Sanchez thuds a left hand into Missalot's body.
Sanchez throws a series of punches but Missalot moves out of range.
Sanchez scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sanchez moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sanchez connects with a body shot.
Sanchez scoring well with a low kick there.
Sanchez scores with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sanchez tries a head kick but it misses.
Sanchez scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Missalot doesn't seem bothered though.
Sanchez chopping away at his opponent's legs.
An inside leg kick lands from Sanchez.
Missalot takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T1##CL2#
Missalot rushes Sanchez and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD2#
Missalot pulls guard.
Missalot controlling the position.#SUB2#
Missalot looking for a triangle here. Sanchez is fighting it but it looks tight! Missalot pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Sanchez is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Boing Missalot!
After the fight, Boing Missalot was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
LAFC 11
Date: Oct 23, 2021 |
#R1#
Rousey thuds his right hand into Missalot's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nice straight punches there by Rousey. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Rousey.
Rousey scores with a shot to the body.
#KD2#
Rousey throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Missalot tumbling to the canvas!#ROC2#Missalot is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Boing Missalot has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rousey gets to his feet and stands over Missalot, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Missalot felt that one! Rousey unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Missalot from any more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Rousey!
In his post fight interview, Ron Rousey started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. |
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Event:
LAFC 7 Shewmaker vs Mogh
Date: Sep 29, 2021 |
#R1#
Missalot shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cassidy pinned against the cage. Cassidy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Missalot doesn't manage to clinch there - Cassidy circles away.
Cassidy throws the left hand but Missalot avoids the punch easily.#TD#
Cassidy shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Missalot's guard.
Cassidy trying to control but Missalot is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Cassidy drops back, looking for a kneebar! Missalot looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Missalot looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Missalot! #REVB#
Missalot wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cassidy keeps working.
Cassidy might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Missalot tries for a kimura but Cassidy is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Missalot trying to control the action but Cassidy is working from the bottom.
Cassidy is looking for a sweep.
Missalot wants to control but Cassidy is keeping him busy.
Cassidy is looking for a sweep.
Cassidy is working hard here to advance position.
Missalot in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Cassidy can't do much from the bottom here. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Cassidy on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cassidy tries to get out of the position.
Cassidy stops Missalot from passing to mount.
Cassidy sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Cassidy is controlling Missalot's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Cassidy works his way to full guard. Good work.#T3#
Cassidy managing to control the position.
Missalot working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cassidy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Cassidy misses the jab.
Cassidy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Cassidy wants it to stay on the feet.
Missalot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cassidy throws a looping overhand right but Missalot ducks down to avoid it. #TD#
Cassidy looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Cassidy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Cassidy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Missalot keeps working. #T4##SUB#
Cassidy is trying for a kimura here. Missalot looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Cassidy wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Orange Cassidy! |
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Event:
TWGC 35 (185lbs, D3): New York Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Sep 11, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the middleweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Boing Missalot! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Timmy Benton!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Reed Andrews and John Roberts.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Benton doesn't manage to clinch there - Missalot circles away.
Benton darts in trying to clinch#TD#
and Missalot decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Benton's guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Missalot (2) vs (0) Benton
Benton is trying to control the position from the bottom.
#SUB2#
Benton throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#SUB2#
Benton has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Missalot doesn't defend quickly enough and Benton has managed to lock this one up! Can Missalot escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Benton on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Timmy Benton! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 29, 2021 |
#R1##CL2#
Missalot forces Aladeen back against the cage and clinches.
Aladeen blocks a body shot from Missalot.
Missalot creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Missalot throws an elbow but misses.
Aladeen has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Missalot is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.#TD2#
Missalot works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Missalot is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SUB#
Missalot is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Aladeen has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Missalot is looking to defend but Aladeen has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Missalot! Aladeen pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Missalot taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). AdmiralGeneral Aladeen! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 24, 2021 |
#R1#
Nuts is looking to clinch but Missalot is avoiding it.
Missalot really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nuts looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!#TD#
Missalot decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB#
Nuts is defending against the submission attempts here by Missalot.
Missalot is taking a breather. Nuts says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nuts keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Missalot is taking a breather. Nuts says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SU#
Missalot stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Nuts to get to his feet. #T1##TD#
Missalot drives through with a takedown into Nuts's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Nuts is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Missalot dives into side control.
#REVB#
Missalot is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Nuts will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#SU#
Missalot stands up. #T2##TD#
Missalot closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Missalot takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SU#
Missalot stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Missalot throws a shot from downtown. Nuts moves away and avoids it.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Missalot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Missalot tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Missalot slows the pace down. #T3#
Missalot seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Nuts for as long as he can get away with.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Missalot tries to move to mount but Nuts blocks the move with his legs. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#CL#
Missalot moves into the clinch.#BC#
Missalot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#TD#
Nuts tries to sprawl but Missalot drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Missalot content to control rather than advance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Boing Missalot dominated that round.
That's time! Missalot's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2##TD#
Missalot feints and as Nuts raises his hands in defense, Missalot changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Missalot slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Nuts avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Missalot sitting in guard here, content to control.
Nuts is breathing heavily.
Missalot is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Nuts should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#T1##SU#
Missalot stands and steps away. Nuts gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #TD#
Missalot scores with a takedown into Nuts's guard.
Missalot is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Missalot throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T2#
Nuts is trying to control the position but Missalot postures up.
Missalot slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB#
Missalot is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Nuts preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T3##TD#
Nuts gets caught flat footed, as Missalot shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Missalot with a flurry of punches that miss.
Missalot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SU#
Missalot gets to his feet. Nuts looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Missalot looks to land a body kick but Nuts moved away.#CL#
Missalot gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Missalot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Missalot has Nuts up against the cage in a clinch.
#T4##TD#
Missalot drags the fight down to the ground.
Nuts throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Nuts throws a strike but Missalot rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Missalot pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nuts is keeping the position for now.
Missalot passes Nuts's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Missalot is controlling the pace.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Boing Missalot dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3##CL#
Missalot gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD#
Missalot has hold of one of Nuts's legs. Nuts is fighting the takedown attempt but Missalot gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Missalot has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Missalot throws a big elbow that misses.
Missalot works a leg free and moves into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Missalot is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Nuts is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Boing Missalot!
Wendys Nuts spoke after the fight, saying 'NERDS'. |
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