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Event:
OFK 193 - Okafor Vs Tiramanti
Date: May 14, 2022 |
#R1#
Dastardly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Milano.
Milano throws a hook to the side of Dastardly 's head but Dastardly sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Milano misses with a body shot.
Milano feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dastardly s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Dastardly has knocked Milano down with a huge combo! Dastardly steps away and waves a wobbly Milano back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT2#It looks like Monty Milano has been cut.
Good standup being displayed there by Milano as he connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dastardly rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Milano cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dastardly takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dastardly looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Dastardly takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dastardly connects with a body shot.#CL#
Milano clinches up against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Milano.
Dastardly blocking some punches.
Milano gets through Dastardly 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Milano lands an uppercut.
A short right from Milano.
A nice left hand lands by Milano.
Milano pushes Dastardly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1##BC#
Milano breaks the clinch.
#KD2#
Dastardly cracks Milano with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dastardly has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Milano to stand back up!#ROC2#Milano is rocked!
Milano steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dastardly .
Oh Milano is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Milano ducks under a wild hook from Dastardly .
A little feinted left hand from Milano on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Milano slips a jab from Dastardly .
Milano seems to have got his legs back now.
Milano connects with a nice looking jab.
Milano misses with a looping left.
Dastardly looks to score with a jab to the body but Milano is just out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dastardly throws a poor cross that misses
and Milano counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dastardly ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Milano definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Milano keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dastardly .
Dastardly misses with an uppercut. Milano saw that one coming.
Dastardly walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Milano uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dastardly .
Dastardly blocks a jab.
Milano avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Milano throws an off balance right hand
and Dastardly makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Milano lands with a nice body punch.
Dastardly looks winded!#T2#
Milano lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Milano looks to land a right hand but Dastardly moved out of range.
Dastardly slips a jab from Milano.
Dastardly blocks a jab.
Milano misses with a looping left.
Milano connects with the punch.
Dastardly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Milano.
Milano seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Milano swings for the body but Dastardly moves out of range.
A slow jab from Dastardly misses its intended target.
Milano throws a series of punches but Dastardly avoids them all with ease.
Milano scores with a jab.
Dastardly moves out of range as Milano strikes.
A punch lands to the side of Milano 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CUT2#Monty Milano's cut is getting worse.
Milano throws an off balance right hand
#KD2#
and Dastardly counters with a nice right hand that sends Milano toppling to the canvas! Milano scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Dastardly finish him?!
Dastardly slips under a jab.
Dastardly 's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Dastardly 's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Milano fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dastardly on the side of the head.#T3#
Nice uppercut there from Milano.
A shot to the liver by Milano. Beautiful body shot.
Dastardly uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milano.
Nice straight punches there by Milano. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Milano.
Dastardly misses with a straight right.
An attempted straight right counter from Milano misses the target.
Milano misses with an uppercut
letting Dastardly counter with a right hand.
A combination from Milano does no damage.
Milano bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dastardly gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dastardly misses with a wild body shot.
Milano lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Milano throws a jab but it's blocked by Dastardly .
Milano punishes Dastardly 's body with a nice straight punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Milano thuds his right hand into Dastardly 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Milano throws the left hand but Dastardly avoids the punch easily.
Dastardly takes a jab right on the kisser.
#ROC#Dastardly is rocked!
Dastardly swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T4#
Dastardly looks to land a right hand but Milano moved out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Milano. Those never looked like landing.
Dastardly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Milano works Dastardly 's body with a nice hook.
Milano connects with a solid leg kick.
Dastardly misses with an uppercut.
Milano misses the jab.
Dastardly drops his hands momentarily and Milano takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Monty Milano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Milano throws an off balance right hand
and Dastardly counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dastardly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Milano moves away.
Dastardly goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.#CUT2#Monty Milano's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Milano slips under a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!#KD#
Milano cracks Dastardly with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Dastardly looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Milano finish him?
Dastardly is still on wobbly legs! Can Milano finish him?
Are you kidding me?! Milano ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Dastardly clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Monty Milano!
Monty Milano took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGEâ„¢ for their support in the buildup to the fight. |
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Event:
OFK 186 - Do Urden Vs Line
Date: Apr 17, 2022 |
#R1#
Dastardly closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dastardly takes a swing at Kreischer's ribcage but misses.
Dastardly slips a jab from Kreischer.#CL#
Kreischer closes the distance and clinches.
Kreischer scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kreischer.
Dastardly tries to break the clinch but Kreischer is controlling the position.
Kreischer lands a knee to the body.
Dastardly looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A knee to the head by Kreischer.
Kreischer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dastardly looks winded!
Dastardly looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kreischer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kreischer landing knees to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kreischer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kreischer digs a right hand underneath Dastardly 's ribcage. Dastardly let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A hook to the body from Kreischer.
Kreischer landing knees to the head.
Kreischer scores with a shoulder strike.
Kreischer scores with a shoulder strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Kreischer.
A left hand lands to the body for Kreischer.
A shot in the inside from Kreischer. #T1#
Nice body punch from Kreischer - that landed with a thud.
Kreischer scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Kreischer.
Kreischer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dastardly backwards.
Kreischer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dastardly or not.
A short left from Kreischer.
Kreischer landing knees to the head.
Kreischer lands a nice shot to the body.
Kreischer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A right hook to the body lands for Kreischer.
Kreischer lands with a left to the head.
Kreischer lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kreischer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dastardly backwards. #KD#
Kreischer lands a big knee to the head and Dastardly goes down! Kreischer is looking to finish! #ROC#Dastardly is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Dick Dastardly has been cut.
Kreischer scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Dastardly to see if he's OK.
Dastardly is still in real trouble! Can Kreischer finish him?
The crowd goes nuts as Kreischer knocks Dastardly out cold with a massive hammerfist! Kreischer Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Herbert Kreischer!
A very excited looking Herbert Kreischer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
OFK 180 - Mad Onion Vs Philips
Date: Mar 27, 2022 |
#R1#
Dastardly pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wilson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wilson swinging wildly here.
It looked like Dastardly wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dick Dastardly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dastardly stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dastardly misses the jab.#KD#
Dastardly lands a big right hand that sends Wilson crashing to the mat! Dastardly stays standing though and waves Wilson back to his feet!#ROC#Wilson is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Russel Wilson has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dastardly is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Wilson flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Wilson is out cold! Dastardly holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Dastardly !
Dick Dastardly bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it. |
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Event:
OFK 175 - Holloway Vs Foley
Date: Mar 12, 2022 |
#R1#
Milano lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Milano looks to land a combination. Dastardly sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Dastardly looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dastardly uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milano.
Dastardly feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Milanos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#CUT2#It looks like Monty Milano has been cut.
Milano definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dastardly waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Milano.
A swing and a miss from Milano.
Dastardly slips a jab from Milano.
Milano just misses with a punch to the body.
Dastardly throws the left hand but Milano avoids the punch easily.
Milano scores with a body shot.
Milano scores with a three punch combo!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Dastardly .
Milano misses with a left hand
and Dastardly counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dastardly cracks Milano's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Milano slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Dastardly can do further damage! This one is done, son!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Dastardly !
Dick Dastardly was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
NRC Fight Night 4
Date: Feb 09, 2022 |
#R1#
Ekwall uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dastardly .
Ekwall appears to be looking for a big counter.
Dastardly walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dastardly 's coach down at PRETTY PETERS FIGHT CLUB was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Dastardly 's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Ekwall uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dastardly .
Dastardly throws out a loose jab but Ekwall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ekwall goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A nice side step and Dastardly releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Ekwall avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ekwall looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dastardly closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ekwall throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dastardly on the side of the head.
Ekwall ducks under a wild hook from Dastardly .
Ekwall swinging wildly here.
Dastardly throws a body punch but Ekwall moves out of range.
Dastardly showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ekwall.
Dastardly throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ekwall throws a series of punches but Dastardly moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dastardly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ekwall.
Ekwall pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dastardly back to the cage. Ekwall follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Ekwall throws a right and a left that both miss.#T1#
Dastardly works the jab nicely.
Ekwall fails to land with a series of punches.
Ekwall throws a series of punches but Dastardly moves out of range.
Ekwall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ekwall lands a head kick!
Wes Ekwall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ekwall misses with a series of wild punches.
Dastardly throws out a counter right but Ekwall avoids it with no problem.
Ekwall looks to land a right hand but Dastardly moved out of range.
Dastardly throws out a counter right but Ekwall avoids it with no problem.
Ekwall moves out of range of the strikes.
Ekwall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ekwall ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ekwall pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dastardly swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dastardly scores with a sloppy right hand. Ekwall should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A telegraphed right hand from Dastardly misses the target. #KD#
Oooooh!!! Ekwall has knocked Dastardly down with a huge combo! Ekwall steps away and waves a wobbly Dastardly back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC#Dastardly is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Dick Dastardly has been cut.
Ekwall misses with a few strikes there.
Dastardly is still on wobbly legs! Can Ekwall finish him?
Ekwall connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Dastardly out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wes Ekwall!
Wes Ekwall took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGE Elite - $25 Tees for their support in the buildup to the fight. |
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Event:
NRC 9
Date: Jan 22, 2022 |
#R1#
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dastardly , as that shot connected.
#CUT#It looks like Sargent Slaughter has been cut.
Dastardly misses with a hook. Slaughter ducked under it nicely. #KD#
Dastardly cracks Slaughter with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Slaughter looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Dastardly finish him?
#CL2#
Slaughter forces Dastardly back against the cage and clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dastardly misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dastardly misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slaughter misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dastardly is trying to push Slaughter away but Slaughter has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Slaughter tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Slaughter crunches a lovely knee into Dastardly 's ribcage.
Slaughter tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dastardly can't break the clinch.
Slaughter is trying to drag Dastardly to the mat but Dastardly just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.#TD2#
Slaughter decides to pull guard.
Slaughter looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dastardly definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#T1#
Slaughter is pulling down on Dastardly 's head to control his posture. #SUB2#
Slaughter looking for a guillotine here but Dastardly defends easily.
Slaughter is trying to control the position but Dastardly postures up. #SUB2#
Slaughter is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Slaughter wants to sweep but no luck.
Slaughter not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dastardly throwing strikes from guard but Slaughter blocks nicely.
Dastardly slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Slaughter looking for a sweep. Not yet Slaughter, not yet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Slaughter can do anything to dispel that myth.
Dastardly trying to control the position from guard on top but Slaughter is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
The fighters circling - Dastardly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dastardly throws the left hand but Slaughter avoids the punch easily.
Dastardly swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slaughter dives in for a single leg takedown but Dastardly sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Dick Dastardly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sargent Slaughter.
Slaughter throws a right hand that Dastardly ducks under and follows up with a left that Dastardly also avoids with ease.
Slaughter takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slaughter looks winded!
Dastardly circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Slaughter tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Dastardly wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Dastardly !
Dick Dastardly decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little. |
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Event:
NRC 6: New Year’s Eve
Date: Dec 31, 2021 |
#R1#
Dastardly lands a head shot.
Zono looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Zono misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
It looked like Dastardly wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dastardly missing with a left hand there. Zono was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dastardly .#CUT#It looks like Night Zono has been cut.
Zono moves to clinch but Dastardly breaks away
and Dastardly counters with a big right hand! Oh Zono is in trouble here! Dastardly follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Dastardly !
Dick Dastardly was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
NRC 5: Christmas Eve
Date: Dec 24, 2021 |
#R1##CL#
Rude clinches.
Dastardly has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A head punch on the inside from Dastardly fails to land.
Dastardly is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Rude lands a hook that snaps the head of Dastardly backwards.
Dastardly stalling in the clinch but Rude improves position.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rude.
Dastardly working aggressively here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dastardly doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Rude.
A hook to the body from Rude.
Dastardly tries to work over Rude's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dastardly tries to break the clinch but Rude is controlling the position.
Rude lands with a left to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rude lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dastardly 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rude lands with a short shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rude pushes Dastardly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dastardly looks winded!
Rude lands a right hand.
Rude blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rude lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T1#
Rude lands a shoulder strike.
Dastardly 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rude is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rude.
Rude lands a right hand.
Dastardly takes a shot to the head.
Dastardly tries to circle away but Rude has him pinned against the cage.
Rude lands a shoulder strike.
Dastardly is trying to push Rude away but Rude has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dastardly looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nice body punch from Rude - that landed with a thud.
Rude slows down the pace here.
A nice left hand lands by Rude.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Rude pushes Dastardly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rude creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T2#
A shot in the inside from Rude.
Rude unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Dastardly ! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Rude is unloading with more strikes now! Dastardly drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick Rude!
Rick Rude looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I'm just......RAVISHING '. |
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Event:
NRC: Dawn
Date: Nov 27, 2021 |
#R1#
Dastardly misses with a right hand
and Padagavakar counters with a nice body shot.
Padagavakar throws a right hand that misses
and Padagavakar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dastardly listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Padagavakar throws a shot from downtown. Dastardly moves away and avoids it.
Dastardly looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dastardly connects with a right hand. Padagavakar shakes it off.
Dastardly connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Padagavakar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dastardly .
Padagavakar loses concentration momentarily and Dastardly pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Padagavakar crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Dastardly finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dick Dastardly !
Dick Dastardly decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little. |
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Event:
Bumfights 3 Dia de los muertos
Date: Nov 02, 2021 |
#R1#
Dastardly scores with the left hand. Monster knows he should have avoided that one. #CUT#It looks like Brazilian Monster has been cut.#KD#
Dastardly cracks Monster with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Monster looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Dastardly finish him?
Monster glances at the clock... BAM! Dastardly nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Monster crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Monster is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Dastardly !
A less than humble Dick Dastardly misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities. |
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Event:
Bumfights 2: Gimme $5
Date: Oct 21, 2021 |
#R1#
Five ducks under a wild hook from Dastardly .
Five is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Five on the wrong end of a nice jab.#CUT#It looks like Test Five has been cut.
The fighters circling - Dastardly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dastardly sets himself, and Five steps forward looking for the clinch! Dastardly avoids it this time.
Dastardly avoids the body shot from Five.
Dastardly was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dastardly takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dastardly misses with a looping right.
Five steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dastardly .
Dastardly throws a shot from downtown. Five moves away and avoids it.
Five fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dastardly misses with an uppercut.
Five gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dastardly missing with a left hand there. Five was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Five uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dastardly .
Dastardly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Five sees it coming and avoids it easily.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Dastardly has knocked Five down with a huge combo! Dastardly steps away and waves a wobbly Five back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Five slips a jab from Dastardly .
Dick Dastardly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dastardly misses with a right hand
and Five counters with a stiff right hand.
Five lands with a right hand.
Dastardly misses with a telegraphed body shot
#CL2#
and Five holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #T1#
Five makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dastardly wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dastardly wants to break the clinch but can't.
Five goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Five as Dastardly tries to tie him up.
Dastardly doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Five lands a nice shot to the body.
Dastardly is breathing heavily.
Five throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dastardly s head.
Dastardly definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Come on Five - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A nice right hand lands inside from Five.
Dastardly tries a body shot but Five blocks it.
Five softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Five scores with a shoulder strike.
Five lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dastardly or not.
Five lands an uppercut.
Five works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Five digs a right hand underneath Dastardly 's ribcage. Dastardly let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A hook to the body from Five.
#T2#
Five lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Five avoiding damage.
Five lands a body shot in the clinch.
Five working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Five.
Five lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dastardly backwards.
A hook to the body from Five.
Five lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dastardly or not.
Five softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Five lands a left hand.
Five lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Five lands an uppercut.
Five lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Five - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Five pushes Dastardly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Five digs a right hand underneath Dastardly 's ribcage. Dastardly let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Five throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dastardly s head. #T3#
A short uppercut from Five.
Five lands a big right hand that drops Dastardly ! The killer instinct kicks in and Five finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Five!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Test Five! |
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Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 21, 2021 |
#R1#
Dastardly takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Knuckles bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Knuckles cracks Dastardly with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nice straight punches there by Dastardly . You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dastardly .
Knuckles takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Knuckles jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dastardly appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Knuckles moves out of range of the strikes.
Dastardly loads up on a big right hand but Knuckles slips the punch.
Dastardly takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A big left from Dastardly misses.
Dastardly could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
The fighters circle momentarily. Knuckles darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dastardly scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Donk. Dastardly catches Knuckles right on the button with a cross.#CUT#It looks like Bobby Knuckles has been cut.
Dastardly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Knuckles .
Knuckles misses with an uppercut.
Knuckles rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dastardly moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Knuckles sizes up Dastardly with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dastardly displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Knuckles throws out the jab.
The crowd cheers as Dastardly lands an impressive looking overhand right. Knuckles doesn't seem phased though.#T1#
Dastardly throws a shot from downtown. Knuckles moves away and avoids it.
Dastardly scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dastardly throws a right hand that Knuckles ducks under and follows up with a left that Knuckles also avoids with ease.
Knuckles misses with a straight right.
Dastardly looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Knuckles throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dastardly sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Knuckles on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice shot by Knuckles .
Dastardly keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Knuckles .
Dastardly slips under a jab.
Knuckles looks to land a right hand but Dastardly moved out of range.
Knuckles clobbers Dastardly with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dastardly lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dastardly just misses with a punch to the body.
Knuckles throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dastardly sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dastardly lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#T2#
Dastardly throws a series of strikes that have Knuckles backpedaling.
Dastardly is breathing heavily.
Dastardly avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Dastardly misses its target.
Dastardly throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Knuckles looks to score with a jab to the body but Dastardly is just out of range.
Dastardly misses with a wild body shot.
Dastardly throws a hook but Knuckles avoids it easily.
Dastardly is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dastardly takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Knuckles misses the jab.
Dastardly steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Knuckles .
Dastardly throws a hook but Knuckles blocks it.
Dastardly lands with an overhand left.
Knuckles scores with a jab to the jaw.
A punch combination from Dastardly misses.
It seemed like Knuckles was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dastardly throws a hook but Knuckles blocks it.#T3#
Knuckles connects with a body shot.
Knuckles digs a good hook to Dastardly 's body.
Knuckles lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Knuckles lands a really nice looking cross but Dastardly seems unphased.
Knuckles throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dastardly on the side of the head.
Jab, jab by Knuckles - just one landing.
Knuckles keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Dastardly closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dastardly takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Knuckles jabs at Dastardly 's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Knuckles ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dastardly avoids the body shot from Knuckles .
Knuckles slips a jab from Dastardly .
Dastardly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Knuckles .
Knuckles throws out a counter right but Dastardly avoids it with no problem.#T4#
Dastardly dodges the punch combination from Knuckles .
Knuckles ducks under a wild hook from Dastardly .
Nice straight punches there by Knuckles . You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Knuckles .
Knuckles lands a head shot.
Dastardly getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice straight punches there by Knuckles . You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Knuckles .
Knuckles misses with an uppercut. Dastardly saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Dastardly misses the target.
Dastardly lands with a hook. Knuckles tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Knuckles misses with a double jab.
Dastardly throws a hook but Knuckles blocks it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dastardly throws a right hand that misses
and Knuckles makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Knuckles just misses with a punch to the body.
Knuckles cracks Dastardly with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby Knuckles dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bobby Knuckles 's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Dastardly lands with a cross.
Dastardly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Knuckles .
Dastardly looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dastardly comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Knuckles throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dastardly sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Knuckles connects with the punch.
Dastardly takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Knuckles takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Knuckles misses the shot to the body.
Knuckles connects with a nice looking jab.
Knuckles misses with a looping left.
Dastardly is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Knuckles moves away from the strike by Dastardly .
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Dastardly might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Knuckles throws a right and a left that Dastardly avoids nicely.
Dastardly lands a body shot.
Knuckles is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Knuckles steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dastardly .
Knuckles uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dastardly .#T1#
Dastardly lands a nice looking body shot.
Dastardly lands with a shot to the body.
Dastardly dips to his left and cracks Knuckles with an uppercut!
A right-left combo lands from Dastardly .
Dastardly lands with a straight right. Knuckles didn't see that one coming.
Knuckles on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Knuckles moves forwards but Dastardly connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Knuckles displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dastardly throws out the jab.
Dastardly swinging wildly here.
Knuckles lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Knuckles lands a nice shot that snaps Dastardly 's head back.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A combination from Knuckles does no damage.
Knuckles takes one on the button.
Knuckles is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
#T2#
Knuckles works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dastardly throws a jab but it's blocked by Knuckles .
Knuckles jabs at Dastardly 's body.
The fighters circling - Dastardly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dastardly takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Knuckles takes a jab right on the kisser.
Knuckles lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Knuckles slips under a jab from Dastardly .
Knuckles moves away from the strike by Dastardly .
Knuckles works Dastardly 's body with a nice hook.
Knuckles lands with a right hand.
Dastardly ducks under a wild hook from Knuckles .
A little feinted left hand from Dastardly on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dastardly fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Knuckles looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bobby Knuckles seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T3#
Dastardly jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Knuckles darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dastardly misses with a shot to the body
and Knuckles counters with a right hand to the body.
Knuckles throws a right hand that misses
and Dastardly counters with a straight right hand.
Knuckles slips under a jab.
Knuckles throws a good cross that connects.
Knuckles lands a body shot.
Knuckles misses with an uppercut.
Knuckles misses with a looping left.
Dastardly is looking to counter punch.
Knuckles steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dastardly .
A jab from Knuckles misses.
Dastardly throwing a counter right hand but Knuckles manages to avoid it.
Knuckles scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dastardly throws out a powerful jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dastardly throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Knuckles counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
Knuckles ducks under a wild hook from Dastardly .
Knuckles scores with a punch to the head.
Jab from Dastardly .
Knuckles keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dastardly .
Dastardly throws a right hand that misses
letting Knuckles counter with a right hand.
Knuckles uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Knuckles looks to land a left hand but Dastardly moved out of range nicely.
Knuckles drops his hands momentarily and Dastardly takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Dastardly takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A punch combination from Knuckles misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dastardly sizes up Knuckles with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Knuckles throws a hook to the side of Dastardly 's head but Dastardly sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Knuckles misses with a hook
and Dastardly counters with a nice uppercut.
Knuckles bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A nice side step and Knuckles releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Dick Dastardly will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bobby Knuckles 's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Knuckles throws a big shot that misses.
Knuckles throws a shot to the body.
Dastardly doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Knuckles slips under a jab.
Dastardly has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Dastardly walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dastardly misses with a jab, cross combination.
Knuckles dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Knuckles lands a nice shot that snaps Dastardly 's head back.
Dastardly walks into a straight right hand from Knuckles .
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knuckles scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dastardly in his tracks.
Dastardly walks into a jab.
Knuckles lands with a right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Knuckles swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dastardly .
Knuckles lands an overhand right.#T1#
Knuckles scores with a one two! Dastardly had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Dastardly misses with a wild combination.
Knuckles gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Knuckles tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dastardly was well out of range. Poor timing from Knuckles .
Dastardly swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Knuckles throws a right and a left that both miss.
Knuckles throws a good cross that connects.
Dastardly throws the left hand but Knuckles avoids the punch easily.
Knuckles 's corner calls for a 1-2. Knuckles obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Knuckles connects with a body shot that sends Dastardly 's belly button to the back.
Dastardly misses with a hook. Knuckles ducked under it nicely.
Dastardly misses the jab.#T2#
Dastardly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Knuckles lands a head shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knuckles throws a hook to the side of Dastardly 's head but Dastardly sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sloppy strikes from Dastardly . Those never looked like landing.
Good standup being displayed there by Knuckles as he connects with a hook.
Dastardly throws a looping overhand right but Knuckles ducks down to avoid it.
Knuckles scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dastardly fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dastardly misses with a hook
and Knuckles cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fighters circling - Dastardly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dastardly gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Knuckles .
Knuckles lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Knuckles scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T3#
A big left from Dastardly misses.
Knuckles blocks a jab.
Knuckles thuds a left hand into Dastardly 's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Knuckles misses the target.
Dastardly throwing a counter right hand but Knuckles manages to avoid it.
Knuckles moves away from the strike by Dastardly .
Knuckles uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dastardly has time to react.
Dastardly misses the jab.
Knuckles bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dastardly falls off balance throwing a combination
and Knuckles counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dastardly shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dastardly lands a jab.
Knuckles has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Knuckles drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#T4#
Dastardly throws a hook but Knuckles blocks it.
Dastardly throws a jab when Knuckles was well out of range.
Knuckles is looking for the big counter here.
Dastardly misses with a hook. Knuckles ducked under it nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knuckles connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Knuckles 's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dastardly under the eye.
Nice uppercut there from Dastardly .
Dastardly lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A telegraphed right hand from Dastardly misses the target.
Dastardly misses with an uppercut.
Knuckles scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A big left from Dastardly misses.
Dastardly punishes Knuckles 's body with a nice straight punch.
Knuckles moves out of range of the strikes.
Knuckles swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dastardly .
And that's the end of the fight!
Bobby Knuckles comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Knuckles has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bobby Knuckles ! |
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