 |
Play
by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary
|
Event:
HFC 15: Hartwell vs Collins
Date: Jul 09, 2022 |
#R1#
A head kick misses from Fart.
Fart misses with a hook
#TD2#
and Bull counters with a takedown into side control.
Fart is trying to buck Bull off.
A lull in the action here as Bull stalls from top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Let's hope that Bull has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T1#
Fart is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bull has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Bull is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Fart will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Bull prevents Fart from escaping the position.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Fart throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD2#
and Bull counters with a takedown into side control. #SUB2#
Bull is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Fart has escaped the position, nice work there.
Bull controls the position.
Bull throws a strike aimed at the side of Fart's head but Fart avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Bull controlling from side mount. #T3#
Fart tries to escape but Bull is in control.
Bull content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Fart throws a nice looking combination but Bull bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bull staying out of range there.
Bull dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Bull changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#T4#
Fart slips a jab and a cross from Bull.
Fart fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bull manages to avoid it.
Fart throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD2#
and Bull counters with a shoot takedown. Fart fights it but they end up in guard.
Fart can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bull controls the pace.
Bull looking to pass the guard.
Bull slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Pit Bull dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Bull throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fart's waist but Fart gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bull off to one side.
Bull throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fart's waist but Fart gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bull off to one side.
Fart fails to land with a series of punches.
Bull goes for a double leg but Fart avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Fart continues to drive forward.
Stinky Fart has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pit Bull.
Bull walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fart throws a right hand that Bull ducks under and follows up with a left that Bull also avoids with ease.
Bull avoids the head kick by Fart.
Stinky Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A left and a right from Fart both land. Nice combination.
Fart defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bull.
Bull avoids the head kick by Fart.
Bull avoids the head kick by Fart.
Bull wants to counter with a clinch but Fart pushes him away.
A head kick by Fart misses #TD2#
and Bull counters with a nice double leg into side control. Fart won't be happy with that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fart trying to remain calm as Bull controls from the top position.
Fart pushes Bull away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bull gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.#T1#
Fart is trying to escape the position but Bull is controlling the position.
Fart tries to escape but Bull is in control.
Bull is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Fart's shoulder. That is not cool.
Fart is pushing Bull's head away, looking to escape. Bull manages to hold on to the position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
You can see the frustration on Fart's face as Bull controls the position. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Fart swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stinky Fart is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fart falls off balance throwing a combination
#TD2#
and Bull counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Fart!
Fart looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fart is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bull has just dragged him back down to the mat.#T2#
Bull taking a breather here.
Fart wants to get back to his feet but Bull drags him back down.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.#T3##REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Bull blocks the body kick.
Bull misses with a wild body shot.
Fart falls off balance throwing a combination
#TD2#
and Bull counters with a takedown into side control.
Bull content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Bull.
Bull's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#T4#
More stalling from Bull.
Fart is trying to get back to his feet.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
A lull in the action here as Bull stalls from top position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Fart looks to score with a jab to the body but Bull is just out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Fart dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Fart throws a sloppy head kick #TD2#
and Bull counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Bull is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Bull stops Fart from standing up.
Bull controlling from the top position.
Bull stands and throws Fart's legs to the side, diving into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bull controls the position.#T1#
Fart is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Bull content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Fart misses with a combination
#TD2#
so Bull counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fart being controlled here, momentarily. #T3#
Bull prevents Fart from getting back to his feet.
Bull's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Fart wants to stand but Bull is controlling the position. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bull or perhaps it was just good defense by Fart, which made it look bad.
Fart throws a sloppy head kick #TD2#
so Bull counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fart wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Bull manages to pass to side control. #REVR#
Bull controlling the action here. #T4#
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Pit Bull comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bull has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pit Bull!
The defeated Stinky Fart had this to say: 'F A R T => this game smells bad !!! It's not a fair game, full of bugs, lies and dishonesty !!! We have 2 fighters to sack, that means 1 fighter into 30 days, so in 60 days we are out of this stupidity !!!'. |
|
|
|
Event:
HFC 7: Smith vs Justice
Date: Jun 11, 2022 |
#R1##CL#
Fart pushes Evans up against the cage in a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. #BC2#
Evans manages to break the clinch.
#CL#
Fart has managed to clinch.
#BC#
Fart breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Evans takes a knee to the side of the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#CL#
Fart closes the distance and clinches.#BC#
Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#T1#
Fart slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#CL#
Fart moves into the clinch successfully.
#BC#
Fart breaks from the clinch.
#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC2#
Evans pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fart tries a head kick but it misses.
Danga de danga de dang - Fart scores with a four punch combination!
Fart throws a nice looking combination but Evans bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#CL#
Fart has managed to clinch.
Evans tries for a takedown. No joy.
#T2##BC#
Fart's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL#
Fart moves into the clinch.
Evans fails to pull guard.
Evans is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Fart pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Stinky Fart has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lee Evans.#BC#
Fart's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Evans showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fart.
It seemed like Evans was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#CL#
Fart instigates a clinch. #T3##BC#
Fart pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Fart drives through and clinches with Evans against the cage.
Fart holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Fart softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#BC#
Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#CL#
Fart moves into the clinch successfully.
#BC#
Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#CL#
Fart pushes Evans up against the cage in a clinch.#T4##BC#
Fart breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#CL#
Fart darts in and clinches Evans up against the cage.#BC#
Fart breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Evans dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Evans is looking for the big counter here.
Stinky Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fart wants to clinch up but Evans keeps it at a distance.
Fart throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Evans feints a counter leg kick.
Fart wants to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Evans misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fight stays on the outside here - Fart looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Fart dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2##CL#
Fart clinches up with Evans and pushes him back against the cage.
Fart displaying some good clinch control by pressing Evans up against the cage.
Fart stalling in the clinch.
#BC#
Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart tries to clinch up.
Nice takedown defense from Fart. No joy for Evans on that attempt.
Fart throws a series of punches but Evans avoids them all with ease.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T1#
Evans keeps the fight on the outside.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#CL#
Fart moves into the clinch successfully.
#BC#
Fart's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fart tries to close the distance and clinch but Evans swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fart pulls out of a head kick attempt.
#CL#
Fart pushes Evans up against the cage in a clinch.
Evans wants a takedown but no success here.
#BC#
Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#CL#
Fart clinches. #BC#
Fart breaks from the clinch.
#T2#
Fart pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Evans flicks out a counter leg kick but Fart steps away.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#TD2#
Evans pulls guard.
Fart wants to stand but Evans has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #SU#
Fart decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Evans, up you get!
Fart throws a head kick but Evans moves out of range.
Evans blocks a head kick by Fart.
Evans raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Evans avoids the head kick by Fart.
#T3#
Evans tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fart drops down looking for a counter takedown but Evans sprawls and moves away.
Fart fails to land with a series of punches.
#CL#
Fart moves into the clinch successfully.
#BC#
Fart breaks the clinch.
Stinky Fart is winning the standup battle so far.
Fart ducks under a wild hook from Evans.
Evans throws a series of punches but Fart moves out of range.
Fart tries to clinch but Evans moves out of range.
Fart shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Evans flicks out a counter leg kick but Fart steps away.
Fart pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice side step and Evans releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Fart tries to clinch up but Evans circles away and keeps his distance.
And Evans tries to counter it with a takedown but Fart pushes his down on his head and steps out.#T4#
Fart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #CL#
Fart clinches up against the cage.
Fart is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Evans can do to turn this around?#BC#
Fart manages to break the clinch.
Fart lands with a right hand. #CL#
Fart rushes Evans and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Fart breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Stinky Fart is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fart looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
Evans feints a counter leg kick.
Evans will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Fart dominated that second round.
That's time! Fart's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Fart is looking to clinch.
Evans let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Evans swats away the attempt to clinch by Fart.
Evans takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Fart tries to clinch up but Evans circles away and keeps his distance.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fart is looking to clinch.
Evans tries to counter with a clinch but Fart shakes him off and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart tries to clinch but Evans moves out of range.
Evans let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Evans chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fart can pounce on him.
Evans avoids the head kick by Fart.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fart looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Evans is looking for the big counter here.#T1#
Evans keeps the fight on the outside.
A little jabbing left from Evans on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fart. Evans does a little dance to reset his feet.
Evans looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fart tries to clinch up but Evans circles away and keeps his distance.
Fart throws a low kick but Evans avoids it.
Fart looks to land a combination. Evans sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.#CL#
Fart clinches. #BC2#
Evans escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Evans avoids a punch combination nicely.
#T2##CL#
Fart has managed to clinch.
#BC#
Fart pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Evans flicks out a counter leg kick but Fart steps away.
Fart throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Evans's head.
Fart fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.#CL#
Fart forces Evans back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fart landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Evans is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Fart is defending well.#BC#
Fart manages to break the clinch.
#T3#
Evans takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fart fails to land with a series of punches.
Fart misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fart misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fart throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Evans stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fart is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fart throws a right and a left that Evans avoids nicely.
Evans swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Stinky Fart is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#TD2#
Evans scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Fart is pushing off trying to get to his feet. Evans has hold of the leg though and he's dropped back for a heel hook… has he got it?? YES! Fart is tapping! This fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Heel Hook). Lee Evans!
Stinky Fart was interviewed post fight and said 'F A R T => this game smells bad !!! It's not a fair game, full of bugs, lies and dishonesty !!! We have 3 fighters to sack, that means 1 fighter into 30 days, so in 90 days I'am out of this stupidity !!!'. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
