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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 02, 2023 |
#R1#
Schlong circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Schlong to counter with a crisp jab. #TD#
Schlong closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Schlong lands in his opponent's guard.
Biden wants to hit a sweep here but Schlong passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Biden there!
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount.
Biden really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Schlong. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong looking to finish Biden with some ground and pound. This is bad for Biden!#T1#
Schlong misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Schlong in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Schlong takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Biden tries to hold on but Schlong postures up.
Schlong connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Schlong working the ground and pound effectively.
Schlong looking to control and managing it successfully. #T2#
Schlong has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Schlong working Biden over with strikes here.
Schlong tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Biden in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong punching from mount but Biden doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Biden taking shots to the head.
Biden wants to hold on but Schlong pushes him away.
Schlong takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Biden is trying to stand up.
Schlong is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Schlong controlling the pace for now.
Schlong in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
#T4#
Schlong throwing strikes here but Biden is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Schlong postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Biden looks a forlorn figure.
Schlong working the ground and pound effectively.
Schlong controlling from the full mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Biden keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Biden tries to clinch but Schlong moves away
and Schlong counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Biden misses with a right hand
and Schlong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Biden thinking. #TD#
Schlong shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Schlong missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Biden looking for a sweep. Not yet Biden, not yet.
Schlong is stalling in the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden looking to control but Schlong passes into half guard.
#T1#
Schlong looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Schlong seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Biden for as long as he can get away with.
Schlong has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Schlong is pressing down on Biden's thigh, looking to free his foot. Biden is holding on for now.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD#
Schlong closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Schlong lands in his opponent's guard.
Biden can't keep his opponent in guard - Schlong advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #T3#
Schlong keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Schlong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Biden can do to turn this around?
Biden taking some punishment here, with Schlong in his half guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Schlong's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Schlong drops an elbow to the side of Biden's head.
Schlong seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Schlong sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T4#
Biden tries to roll over but Schlong keeps him under control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biden is looking to escape.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Biden drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Schlong striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
Biden is trying to ground and pound but Schlong uses the momentary lack of control by Biden to regain half guard.
Schlong preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Biden is just content to waste time from the top position. Schlong takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard. #T1#
Biden trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong has Biden pulled in close to control his posture.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Schlong.
Biden wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A head kick by Biden misses
and Schlong counters with a nice uppercut.
Biden misses with a body punch
and Schlong counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biden closes the distance looking to clinch
and Schlong counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #TD#
Biden gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Schlong slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Schlong slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#T3#
Schlong is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Biden's shoulder. That is not cool.
Biden on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Schlong scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Biden to see if he's OK.
Biden is looking for a sweep.
Schlong throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Schlong passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Biden!
Biden takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Schlong landing punches.
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount. #T4#
Schlong breaks from Biden's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Schlong controlling from mount.
Long Schlong overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Schlong raining down shots from the mount!
Schlong controlling from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong dominating with strikes here.
Joe Biden has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schlong is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Biden can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Schlong has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:26
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:26
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
A relieved looking Long Schlong thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 17, 2023 |
#R1#
Nikolaev fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Biden avoids it really well and circles away.
Biden shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nikolaev shoots in but no luck this time.
Nikolaev looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Joe Biden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anton Nikolaev.
Nice takedown defense from Biden. No joy for Nikolaev on that attempt.
Nikolaev shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Biden but Biden pushes him off and we're back to square one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden swinging wildly here.
Nikolaev tries to counter by closing the distance.#CL2#
Nikolaev clinches with his opponent.
#T1##TD#
Biden wants the takedown. Nikolaev is fighting it off but Biden persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Nikolaev's guard against the cage.#SUB2#
Biden avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Nikolaev keeping moving, preventing Biden from controlling successfully.
Nikolaev preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Biden throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Nikolaev working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Biden has passed into half guard!
Biden wants to lay and pray for a moment but Nikolaev keeps working.
Biden thows a huge punch but Nikolaev dodges it nicely.
#T2#
Biden trying to control from half guard but Nikolaev is working away. #SUB#
Biden has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Nikolaev defend it? Biden steps over the head and cranks it - Nikolaev is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Biden!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Joe Biden! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 07, 2023 |
#R1#
Burger shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #CL2#
and Biden counters by clinching up.
Burger tries for a takedown. No joy.
#BC2#
Biden's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#TD2#
Biden changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Burger looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Biden scores with punches from side control.
Biden controlling from side mount.
Biden lands an elbow.
The ground and pound from Biden seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burger takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Biden lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Burger down.
Biden has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SU2#
Biden stands up and beckons Burger to his feet. #T1#
Burger will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Despite the aggression on Biden's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alex Burger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Burger doesn't succeed with the takedown#CL2#
and Biden moves into the clinch.
Burger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Burger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
#TD2#
Biden drags the fight down to the ground.
Biden wants to stand but Burger is controlling the position. #SUB2#
Biden has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Burger should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Biden has tightened it up now! Burger should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Joe Biden! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 20, 2023 |
#R1#
Welbeck doesn't manage to clinch there - Biden circles away.
#CL#
Welbeck gets tackled into the cage by Biden. Biden maintains the clinch.
Welbeck drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
#TD2#
Welbeck jumps guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biden working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Biden is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Welbeck looking to control.
Welbeck keeping moving, preventing Biden from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Welbeck looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Welbeck trying to control the position.
Biden has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Biden trying to control the position from guard on top but Welbeck is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Welbeck really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Biden. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Biden showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Biden throwing strikes from guard but Welbeck blocks nicely.
Welbeck is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Biden working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Biden throws a big elbow that misses.
Biden is in close to Welbeck's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Welbeck is trying to control the position from the bottom.
#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Biden landing some decent shots from guard. #SU#
Welbeck is working an open guard so Biden takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#TD#
Biden closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Welbeck did well to prevent Biden getting side control.
Welbeck scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Biden manages to mount him!
Welbeck tries to lock up and control but Biden gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Biden lands a heavy elbow. #SUB#
Biden with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Welbeck is trying to stand.#T3#
Welbeck is desperately trying to improve his position but Biden has a good base and remains in mount.
Biden lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Welbeck is trying to escape the mount.
Biden controlling from the full mount.
Biden with good strikes from the mount here!
Welbeck is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Biden content just to control the position here.
A nice elbow there by Biden.
Biden putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#T4#
Welbeck's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Welbeck is trying to escape the mount.
Biden scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Welbeck?
Biden looking to finish Welbeck with some ground and pound. This is bad for Welbeck!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Biden lands a big elbow. #SUB#
Welbeck is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Biden locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Welbeck is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Joe Biden!
Danny Welbeck spoke after the fight, saying 'Thank you who have supported me I will come back stronger thank you'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 03, 2023 |
#R1#
Biden throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Karlsson's waist but Karlsson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Biden off to one side. #CL2#
Karlsson clinches up against the cage.
Biden's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Karlsson lands with a short shot to the head.
Karlsson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Biden tries to score a body lock takedown but Karlsson shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Biden takes a knee right on the jaw!
Karlsson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Biden tries to pull guard but Karlsson holds him up against the cage and eventually Biden drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Biden. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biden tries to pull guard but Karlsson won't allow it.
Karlsson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Karlsson connects with a knee to the head.
Karlsson pushes Biden back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biden's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Karlsson landing knees to the head.
#ROC2#Biden is rocked!
Karlsson lands with a left to the head.
Oh Biden is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Karlsson lands a nice uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Karlsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Karlsson lands a left hand.
#T1##TD#
Karlsson is fighting off a takedown attempt but Biden is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Karlsson to the mat. Karlsson regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Karlsson manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Biden is breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Karlsson.
Karlsson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
#BC2#
Karlsson breaks from the clinch.
#CL2#
Karlsson moves into the clinch.
Biden taking a breather.
Biden seems to have got his legs back now.
Biden takes a knee right on the jaw!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC2#
Karlsson manages to break the clinch.
#CL2#
Karlsson pushes Biden up against the cage in a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Karlsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Karlsson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Biden takes a knee right on the jaw!
Karlsson lands with a light punch inside.
Karlsson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Biden's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Karlsson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Biden backwards.
Biden fails to pull the fight into his guard.
#T2#
Karlsson scores a nice knee to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Karlsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Karlsson lands a shoulder strike.
Karlsson pushes Biden back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Karlsson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Biden jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Karlsson walks away with a smile on his face. Biden gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL2#
Karlsson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Karlsson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Karlsson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Karlsson.
Karlsson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Karlsson landing knees to the head.
Biden takes a shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Karlsson.
Karlsson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Karlsson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Biden takes a knee right on the jaw!
#T3#
Karlsson lands a hook that snaps the head of Biden backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Karlsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Karlsson lands a hook that snaps the head of Biden backwards.
Karlsson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Biden backwards.
Karlsson scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Karlsson.
Biden's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Karlsson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A shot in the inside from Karlsson.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Karlsson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Karlsson lands a good knee to the midsection. Biden won't want to take too many of those.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Karlsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Karlsson scores with a shot to the side of Biden's head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Karlsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Karlsson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Karlsson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Karlsson jerks Biden's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Biden drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Karlsson goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Karlsson because Biden was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Adrian Karlsson! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 21, 2023 |
#R1#
McDolan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biden sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biden moves out of range of the strikes.
Biden half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A jab from McDolan misses.
McDolan connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McDolan.
Biden staying out of range there.
McDolan thuds his right hand into Biden's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McDolan lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#ROC2#Biden is rocked!
McDolan cracks Biden with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Oh Biden is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Biden glances at the clock... BAM! McDolan nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Biden crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Biden is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Martin McDolan! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 18, 2023 |
#R1#
Biden fails to land the takedown.
Park really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Biden fails with the takedown
and Park cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Biden tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Park defends well and Biden ends up having to push Park into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Pope Park has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Biden.
Biden has his takedown stuffed
and Park counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Biden looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T1#
Biden takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#ROC#Biden is rocked!
Pope Park is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#KD#
Park lands a big uppercut and Biden crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Biden looks OK. Park waves Biden back to his feet!
Biden is still on wobbly legs! Can Park finish him?
Park ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Biden's jaw. Biden's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Park does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pope Park!
Post fight, Pope Park stared into the camera and said 'f 30-35d'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 11, 2022 |
#R1##CL#
Kenilworth Iii takes the fight into the clinch.
Kenilworth Iii using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Biden has Kenilworth Iii pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kenilworth Iii manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #TD2#
Biden pulls guard successfully.
Biden is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Biden has a closed guard, preventing Kenilworth Iii from standing up.
Biden is trying to control the position but Kenilworth Iii postures up. #SU#
Kenilworth Iii stands up from Biden's guard - Kenilworth Iii perhaps looking for a knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Biden fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Kenilworth Iii to the ground. Biden is now in Kenilworth Iii's guard.
Biden missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Biden throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Biden content to stall in guard here.
Kenilworth Iii utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Biden wants to control from the top but Kenilworth Iii keeps moving.
Biden looking to sit in guard and control but Kenilworth Iii gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Biden has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kenilworth Iii throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kenilworth Iii looking to sit in guard and control but Biden gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Biden wants to control from the top but Kenilworth Iii keeps moving. #T2#
Kenilworth Iii working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Biden. #ES#
Kenilworth Iii scrambles and gets back to his feet.
#CL#
Kenilworth Iii moves into the clinch.
Kenilworth Iii landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
#BC#
Kenilworth Iii breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Kenilworth Iii gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#TD#
Kenilworth Iii manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biden trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kenilworth Iii has his hands on Biden's head, controlling the position. #T3#
Biden throws a big elbow that misses. #SU2#
Biden decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Biden shoots in looking for a takedown. Kenilworth Iii tries to sprawl out of it but Biden keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kenilworth Iii manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Biden stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Biden wants it to stay on the feet.#CL#
Kenilworth Iii darts in and clinches Biden up against the cage.
Kenilworth Iii goes for a takedown in the clinch but Biden prevents it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Biden tries to pull guard but Kenilworth Iii won't allow it.
Chadwick Kenilworth Iii has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Biden.
Kenilworth Iii is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Biden is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kenilworth Iii is defending well.#TD#
Kenilworth Iii jumps guard.
#T4#
Kenilworth Iii is pulling down on Biden's head. It's preventing any offense from Biden, at least for the moment.
Kenilworth Iii is breathing heavily.
Biden postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Kenilworth Iii trying to control the position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kenilworth Iii keeping moving, preventing Biden from controlling successfully.
Biden looking to sit in guard and control but Kenilworth Iii gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Kenilworth Iii engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Chadwick Kenilworth Iii dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Biden shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kenilworth Iii but Kenilworth Iii pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kenilworth Iii doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Biden to counter with a crisp jab.
Kenilworth Iii misses with a takedown attempt #TD2#
and Biden decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Kenilworth Iii's guard.
Biden throwing strikes but missing.
Biden missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Biden working some strikes from top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Biden with a flurry of punches that miss.
Chadwick Kenilworth Iii overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Kenilworth Iii has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Biden can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Kenilworth Iii keeping moving, preventing Biden from controlling successfully.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Biden passes Kenilworth Iii's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Ground and pound from Biden.
Kenilworth Iii wants to get back to his feet.
Kenilworth Iii is refusing to be controlled, as Biden sits in half guard.
Biden seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB2#
Biden is looking for a kimura but Kenilworth Iii is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Biden to get the leverage.
Biden throwing shots but Kenilworth Iii is blocking nicely.
Biden winds up and cracks Kenilworth Iii with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #SUB2#
Biden is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Kenilworth Iii blocking the ground and pound attempt from Biden.
Biden thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Biden is looking to take a break and control but Kenilworth Iii is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Kenilworth Iii blocking the ground and pound attempt from Biden. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T3#
Kenilworth Iii looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chadwick Kenilworth Iii. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kenilworth Iii pulls out of a head kick attempt.
#CL#
Biden tries to keep at a distance but Kenilworth Iii has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kenilworth Iii is trying to maintain a safe position but Biden gets an underhook and turns Kenilworth Iii into the cage.#BC#
Kenilworth Iii breaks the clinch.
Kenilworth Iii scoring well with a low kick there.
Kenilworth Iii displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Biden.
Kenilworth Iii is looking for a counter combo.
Chadwick Kenilworth Iii seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biden shoots in for a double leg but Kenilworth Iii sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Biden tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T4##CL#
Kenilworth Iii closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Biden drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kenilworth Iii gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Biden being controlled against the cage.#TD#
Kenilworth Iii pulls Biden into guard.
Biden prevents Kenilworth Iii from getting back to his feet.
Biden is in close to Kenilworth Iii's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kenilworth Iii preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Biden wants to control from the top but Kenilworth Iii keeps moving. #SU2#
Biden stands and steps away. Kenilworth Iii gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Biden showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Kenilworth Iii moves to clinch but Biden breaks away #TD2#
and Biden counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Kenilworth Iii pushes Biden off and gets back to his feet.
Kenilworth Iii looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Kenilworth Iii shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Biden sprawls well. Biden wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kenilworth Iii gets slowly back to his feet.
Biden tries to work over Kenilworth Iii's front leg with a kick but Kenilworth Iii checks it.
Biden goes for a double leg but Kenilworth Iii avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Kenilworth Iii continues to drive forward.
Kenilworth Iii throwing a counter right hand but Biden manages to avoid it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kenilworth Iii tries to clinch but Biden is having none of it. #CL#
Kenilworth Iii has Biden up against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biden is working for takedown but Kenilworth Iii is calmly controlling the position for now.#T1#
Biden gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Kenilworth Iii.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chadwick Kenilworth Iii. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kenilworth Iii using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
#BC#
Kenilworth Iii breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kenilworth Iii misses with a takedown attempt - Biden sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Biden lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#TD2#
Biden shoots in and bounces Kenilworth Iii off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.#SUB#
Biden avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Biden postures up and lands a big shot to Kenilworth Iii's brow. #T2#
Biden keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kenilworth Iii's head.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Biden's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Biden is looking to work some ground and pound but Kenilworth Iii has wrist control.
Biden is working Kenilworth Iii over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Biden pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kenilworth Iii is keeping the position for now.
Biden passes into half guard.
Biden throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T3#
Biden lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Biden takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Biden lands strikes from half guard.
Biden thows a huge punch but Kenilworth Iii dodges it nicely.
#SUB2#
Biden seems to be looking for submissions.
Biden looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #SUB2#
Biden is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#T4##SUB2#
Biden is trying to work for a kimura but Kenilworth Iii is defending well.
#SUB2#
Biden is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Kenilworth Iii sees it coming and defends easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kenilworth Iii is refusing to be controlled, as Biden sits in half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Biden comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Biden has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Biden!
Chadwick Kenilworth Iii was interviewed post fight and said 'Stiff upper lip, lad, stiff upper lip. I'M BRITISH!'. |
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Event:
Stepping Stone 36
Date: Sep 25, 2022 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Sammy Johns! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Joe Biden!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Anthony Taglia and Jonathan Paton.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Biden shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#TD#
Johns scores with a takedown into Biden's guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Johns (2) vs (0) Biden
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Johns is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Johns seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Biden for as long as he can get away with.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Johns advances to half guard. #SUB2#
Biden looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Johns looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Biden manages to get to full guard.
Johns sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Johns has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Johns knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Biden on the ground.#T2#
Johns looking to pass the guard.
Biden is trying to control the position but Johns postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Johns stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Biden swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Johns seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Johns passes Biden's left leg - he's now in half guard. #T3#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Biden wants to improve his position but Johns is controlling well.
#SUB#
Johns looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Johns is looking to advance position but Biden won't allow it.
Johns not doing much here.
Johns passes to side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Johns (5) vs (0) Biden#T4#
Biden tries to improve position but can't.
Biden is trying to control Johns's posture but Johns avoids it. #SUB#
Johns goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Biden has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Johns but great work by Biden. Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Johns (5) vs (4) Biden
Johns sneaks back into half guard.
Biden is trying to control the action in half guard but Johns is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Johns makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Johns.
Johns on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Johns tries to get out of the position.#SUB#
Biden avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#T5##SUB#
Biden got a little sloppy there for a moment and Johns has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Biden has managed to get both his arms back between Johns's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Johns is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Biden advances to half guard.
Johns is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Biden is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Johns doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Biden.
Johns regains full guard. Nicely done. #T6#
Biden trying to control but Johns is working from the bottom.
Biden being controlled here momentarily. #SUB2#
Biden has gone for a leg lock! Johns slips out almost immediately though and dives into Biden's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Johns (7) vs (4) Biden
Johns's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Johns trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Johns is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T7##SUB2#
Biden escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Johns gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Biden is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Biden looks winded!
Biden can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Johns controls the pace.
Biden is trying to keep Johns in close.
Johns will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T8#
Johns pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Biden is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Johns has gone for a leg lock! Biden slips out almost immediately though and dives into Johns's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Johns (7) vs (6) Biden
Johns is pulling down on Biden's head to control his posture. #SUB2#
Biden drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Johns dives on top into guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Johns (9) vs (6) Biden
Johns sitting in guard here, content to control. #T9#
Biden looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Johns sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T10#
Biden is trying to keep Johns in close.
Johns is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Johns has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Johns continues to stall.#T11#
This is a sustained period of stalling by Johns.
Johns forces his way into half guard.#SUB#
Johns is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#SUB#
Johns is working for a kimura but Biden is defending it quite comfortably.
#T12##SUB#
Johns is trying to work for a kimura but Biden is defending well.
Biden trying to control but Johns postures up.
Johns perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #T13#
Johns continues to hold on tight.
Biden has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Johns is working away from the top position though.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Johns in particular looking to stall.
Johns trying to pass the guard but Biden defending well.
Johns sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T14#
Biden tries to get to full guard but Johns has control of the leg.
Biden has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Johns is working away from the top position though.
Johns controlling the action here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Johns takes the fight on points by 9 to 6. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1120 Round 2
Date: Sep 19, 2022 |
#R1#
Paeniu shoots in looking for a takedown but Biden manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Paeniu's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Biden fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Biden takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Paeniu throws a sloppy head kick and Biden moves out of range easily.
Paeniu shoots in looking for a takedown but Biden manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Paeniu's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Biden shoots in looking for a takedown. Paeniu tries to sprawl out of it but Biden keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Paeniu manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden is trying hard to land a takedown here. Paeniu sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Biden. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Paeniu scores with a head kick. Biden tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Paeniu throws a head kick that Biden semi-blocks.
Horrible takedown attempt by Biden or perhaps it was just good defense by Paeniu, which made it look bad. #T1#
Biden takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Paeniu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Biden looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Paeniu is fending him off so far but Biden persists. Nope, Paeniu circles away and we're back to standing.
Paeniu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Biden takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Biden shoots for a takedown but Paeniu saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Paeniu keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Biden backing away here, and Paeniu unleashes a leg kick that just misses.#T2#
Biden throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Paeniu's waist but Paeniu gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Biden off to one side.
Biden fails with the takedown.#TD#
Biden scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Biden is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Biden seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Paeniu does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Paeniu blocking the ground and pound attempt from Biden.
Biden missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Biden throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T3##ES2#
Paeniu pushes Biden off and gets back to his feet.
Paeniu lands a head kick. Biden smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Paeniu lands a head kick. Biden smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Biden closes the distance and clinches up with Paeniu, looking for a takedown. Biden pushes Paeniu against the cage but Paeniu circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Biden gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Paeniu counters with a flying knee. Nice. #ROC2#Biden is rocked!
Paeniu goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Oh Biden is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Biden walks forward, straight into a front kick from Paeniu.
Paeniu chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biden takes a kick to the side of the head.
Paeniu lands a big head kick that sends Biden to the canvas! Paeniu follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ariihau Paeniu!
A relieved looking Ariihau Paeniu thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1120 Round 1
Date: Sep 18, 2022 |
#R1##TD#
Biden looking to score a takedown here. Joon is defending well but Biden drives through and ends up in Joon's guard.
Biden lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Joon avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Joon looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#SUB2#
Joon escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Biden gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SU#
Biden gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Joon is trying hard to land a takedown here. Biden sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Joon shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#TD#
Biden gets the takedown into side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biden is looking to take a break and control but Joon is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Joon is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #SUB#
Biden is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Joon looks calm but he's in trouble here. Biden gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Joon is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Biden lets go of the hold and Joon can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Joe Biden! |
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