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Event:
Cobra Kai: No Mercy 11
Date: May 20, 2023 |
#R1##CL2#
Trevor takes the fight into the clinch.
Trevor is pressed up against the cage. Skywalker has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Trevor down to the mat. Trevor avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Trevor tries to clinch up.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Trevor lands a left hand.
Trevor lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Trevor lands with a short shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Trevor. #TD#
Skywalker turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Skywalker manages to end up in side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Skywalker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Skywalker is breathing heavily.
Trevor can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Skywalker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Trevor has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
Skywalker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Trevor is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #T1#
Trevor can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Skywalker tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Skywalker has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Trevor tries to buck Skywalker off but Skywalker is having none of it.
Trevor really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Skywalker . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Skywalker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Trevor knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Skywalker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Skywalker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T2##SUB#
Skywalker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Skywalker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#SUB#
Skywalker wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Trevor, who protects the arm well.
We've been hearing that Skywalker has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#SUB#
Skywalker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Trevor knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Skywalker thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T3##SUB#
Skywalker has an Americana. Trevor didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Skywalker is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Skywalker hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Anakin Skywalker !
An intense looking Anakin Skywalker took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Yes my little puppet kneel before your master ha ha ha! '. |
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Event:
Cobra Kai: No Mercy 6
Date: Apr 15, 2023 |
#R1##TD2#
Skywalker feints and as Saddas raises his hands in defense, Skywalker changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Skywalker drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Skywalker jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Skywalker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SUB2#
Skywalker thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Skywalker drops back looking for a leg! Saddas is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Saddas manages to kick Skywalker off! Skywalker jumps back into Saddas's guard. #SUB2#
Skywalker drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Skywalker jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB2#
Skywalker drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Skywalker jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Skywalker preventing the sweep.
Saddas could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#SUB2#
Skywalker thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Saddas tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB2#
Skywalker drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Skywalker as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Saddas screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Skywalker ! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Anakin Skywalker !
As Anakin Skywalker got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Yes my little puppet kneel before your master ha ha ha! '. |
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Event:
AVKT 14: Hanma Vs Brix
Date: Mar 11, 2023 |
#R1#
Leg bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Leg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Skywalker wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Skywalker takes one to the side of the head.
Skywalker ducks right into an uppercut from Leg. #ROC2#Skywalker is rocked!
Skywalker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Leg looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Oh Skywalker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Anakin Skywalker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skywalker ducks under a wild hook from Leg.
Skywalker shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Leg pinned against the cage. Leg gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Leg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Skywalker seems to have got his legs back now.
Leg drops Skywalker with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Skywalker ! Leg dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Screaming Leg!
Our winner, Screaming Leg, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Anakin Skywalker was interviewed post fight and said 'I let you win because you are handicap ha ha ha! '. |
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Event:
AVKT 3: Voorhees - High
Date: Dec 17, 2022 |
#R1#
Hanma lands with a hook. Skywalker tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Skywalker looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Skywalker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hanma moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hanma lands with an overhand left.
Hanma lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#ROC2#Skywalker is rocked!
Hanma lands a big right hook! Skywalker looks hurt but is still standing! Hanma lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Skywalker falls down and Hanma dives in with a huge hammer fist! Skywalker 's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Hanma runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Baki Hanma!
Baki Hanma really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that PWNAGE™ logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
Anakin Skywalker spoke after the fight, saying 'I let you win because you are handicap ha ha ha! '. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 20, 2022 |
#R1#
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Skywalker is defended easily by Devan.
Devan displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Skywalker .
Devan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Skywalker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice takedown defense from Devan. No joy for Skywalker on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anakin Skywalker . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Skywalker walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Skywalker shoots in for a takedown but Devan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Devan unleashes a big counter combination but Skywalker bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Skywalker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Devan appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Skywalker is trying hard to land a takedown here. Devan sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Skywalker misses with a takedown
and Devan counters with a nice uppercut.
Skywalker is trying hard to land a takedown here. Devan sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Skywalker fails with the takedown
and Devan counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Skywalker ducks right into an uppercut from Devan. #ROC2#Skywalker is rocked!
Devan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Oh Skywalker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Devan cracks Skywalker with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Skywalker tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Devan pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Skywalker is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cheyenne Devan!
Cheyenne Devan spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Anakin Skywalker was interviewed post fight and said 'I let you win because you are handicap ha ha ha! '. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 15, 2022 |
#R1##TD2#
Coolidge scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Skywalker is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Coolidge off and has taken his back!#SUB#
Skywalker has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Coolidge is in real trouble here. Skywalker gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Coolidge is tapping out! Skywalker wins by rear naked choke!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Anakin Skywalker !
An intense looking Anakin Skywalker took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Yes my little puppet kneel before your master ha ha ha! '. |
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