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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 29, 2023 |
#R1#
Hanson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Noir scores with a jab to the head.
Noir loads up on a big right hand but Hanson slips the punch.
A jab from Hanson finds it's way through Noir's defenses.
A punch combination from Noir misses.
Noir takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hanson is looking to land body kicks.
Hanson scores with a decent looking hook.
Noir lands with a nice body punch.
Hanson tries to land a front kick but Noir steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Noir throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Noir moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noir throws a shot from downtown. Hanson moves away and avoids it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Noir.#CUT2#It looks like Keith Hanson has been cut.
Noir throws a sloppy head kick
and Hanson counters with a three punch combo that has Noir backing up. Noir nods at Hanson to acknowledge the strikes.#T1#
Noir throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hanson slips a jab from Noir.
Noir swings widly with a right hand
and Hanson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Noir walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hanson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hanson was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Noir walks into a left hand.
Noir checks a low kick from Hanson.
Noir throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hanson thinks about countering with a body kick.
Pino Noir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hanson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Noir has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A swing and a miss from Noir.
Hanson is looking to counter with a body kick.
Noir pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hanson is looking for a counter combo.
Noir lands with an uppercut that bounces Hanson off the cage and back into range.
Noir throws a lazy right hand but Hanson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hanson throws a sloppy head kick
and Noir counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T2#
Noir ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hanson throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noir rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hanson counters with a nice uppercut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Noir.
Hanson misses with a head kick.
Noir throws a hook but Hanson blocks it.
Noir with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hanson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Noir throws a looping overhand right but Hanson ducks down to avoid it.
Noir scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Hanson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noir.
Noir tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hanson was well out of range. Poor timing from Noir.
Hanson is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Hanson. #T3#
Noir throws a shot from downtown. Hanson moves away and avoids it.
A leg kick checked by Hanson.
Noir throws a poor cross that misses
and Hanson counters with a nice uppercut.
Noir feints and then cracks Hanson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hanson down.
Noir looks to score with a jab to the body but Hanson is just out of range.
Hanson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hanson throws a sloppy head kick and Noir moves out of range easily.
Noir let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Noir scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hanson doesn't seem bothered though.
Hanson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Noir takes a swing at Hanson's ribcage but misses.
Noir misses with a left hand
and Hanson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Noir moves forwards but Hanson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Hanson.
Noir lands a jab to Hanson's midsection.#T4#
Hanson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Noir throws an overhand right that lands on Hanson's shoulder, as Hanson tries to avoid the shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Noir throws a body punch but Hanson moves out of range.
Hanson appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Noir moves into range and connects with a jab.
Noir looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Noir connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hanson momentarily.
Hanson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Noir.
An attempted straight right counter from Hanson misses the target.
Hanson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Noir throws out the jab.
Noir throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Noir throws a looping overhand right but Hanson ducks down to avoid it.
Hanson looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Noir throws a poor cross that misses
and Hanson counters with a left to the body.
Noir misses the jab.
Hanson went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hanson lands a high kick!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Pino Noir will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Keith Hanson's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
A solid body kick from Hanson.
Noir throws a looping overhand right but Hanson ducks down to avoid it.
Noir tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hanson was well out of range. Poor timing from Noir.
Noir jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A right-left combo lands from Hanson.
Noir takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hanson throws a low kick but Noir moves out of range easily.
Noir scores with a jab to the jaw.
Noir misses with a lunging right hand
and Hanson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Noir misses the shot to the body.
Hanson seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Noir lands with a nice body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noir jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hanson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
#T1#
Noir takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Noir misses with a right hand
and Hanson counters with a nice body shot.
Noir throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Noir throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hanson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Good shot there by Noir.
Noir looks to throw the jab but Hanson is out of range.
It appears Hanson was looking to counter with a kick there.
Noir misses the shot to the body.
Noir misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Noir takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Noir misses with a straight right.
Hanson throws a quick counter kick to the body but Noir avoids it.
Noir throws a body punch but Hanson moves out of range.
Good work by Noir as he checks the leg kick.#T2#
Noir has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hanson.
Noir throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hanson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hanson moves out of range as Noir strikes.
Noir dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hanson scores with a jab to the body.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Noir in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Noir throws a hook but Hanson avoids it easily.
Hanson fires out a quick counter leg kick but Noir just manages to avoid it.
Noir lands with a good body shot.
Noir throws a hook but Hanson blocks it.
Noir getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hanson with a hook.
Hanson throws a chopping leg kick but Noir manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Noir throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hanson counters with a huge head kick that drops Noir! The ref dives in to stop the fight and the crowd goes wild!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keith Hanson!
A very excited looking Keith Hanson rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed. |
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Event:
KIFC 69
Date: May 19, 2023 |
#R1#
Noir throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A punch lands to the side of Diddy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Diddy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Noir swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Diddy shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Noir counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Noir throws a shot to the body.
Diddy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Noir looks to land a right hand but Diddy moved out of range.
Diddy dives in for a single leg takedown but Noir sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Noir throws a sloppy head kick and Diddy moves out of range easily.
Noir connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Noir defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Diddy.
Pino Noir has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Diddy.
Diddy shoots for a double leg takedown but Noir sprawls well. He's pushed Diddy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Noir is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Noir lands a nice shot to the body.
Noir scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Noir looks to land a combination but Diddy avoids it well.
A little jabbing left from Diddy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#TD2#
Noir tries to sprawl but Diddy drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Diddy wants to take a breather but Noir is having none of it.
Noir gets full guard.#T1#
Noir looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Noir will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddy tries to free his leg and advance position but Noir is retaining full guard.
Diddy passes into half guard.
Noir trying to hold on to Diddy's head to control him but Diddy postures up.
Diddy trying to pass the guard but Noir defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Diddy is working for a submission of some sort.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Diddy connects with a nice short shot to Noir's temple. #T2#
Diddy wants to free his trapped foot but Noir is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Noir trying to control from the bottom.
Diddy passes to side control.
Noir managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Diddy.
Noir looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Diddy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Noir keeps working.
Diddy throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Diddy cracks Noir with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Diddy connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Noir some visible discomfort.
Diddy sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Noir is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Diddy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Noir keeps working. #T3#
Diddy tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Diddy wants to control for a moment but Noir uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Noir is looking to improve his position.
Diddy moves nicely into side control.
Diddy trying to control the action but Noir is working from the bottom.
Noir knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diddy on the ground.
Diddy in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Noir struggling a bit here.#T4#
Diddy wants to control but Noir is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Diddy tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Diddy has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Noir defending against the ground and pound.
Diddy tries to move into full mount but can't pass Noir's legs.
Noir tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Diddy wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Diddy working the ground and pound.
Diddy looking to control but instead Noir has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Noir is looking for a sweep. Diddy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Pino Noir will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Diddy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Noir pinned against the cage. Noir gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Noir scores with a nice right hand.
Noir works the jab nicely.
Noir is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Diddy shoots in and drives through. Noir sprawls well.
Noir is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Diddy misses with a takedown attempt
and Diddy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pino Noir has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Diddy.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Noir, as that shot connected.
Diddy tries for a takedown but Noir circles away easily
and Noir counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Diddy thinking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddy shoots and misses
and Noir counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Diddy shoots for a takedown but Noir saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Diddy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've been informed that Diddy has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Diddy with a lazy takedown attempt
and Noir counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Diddy thinking.
Diddy is breathing heavily.
Diddy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#T1#
Noir with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Noir scores with a punch to the head.
Noir lands the left hand.#ROC#Diddy is rocked!
Diddy walks straight into a right hand from Noir - that's dropped him! Noir jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Diddy from any more punishment! Diddy complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Pino Noir!
A victorious Pino Noir thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
KIFC 60
Date: Apr 29, 2023 |
#R1#
Noir misses with a head kick.
Pino Noir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noir just misses with a punch to the body.
A quick step to the side and McSwagger tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A lazy left from Noir finds it's target.
Noir thows a left - swing and a miss!
McSwagger gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Noir lands a nice shot that snaps McSwagger's head back.
Noir shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McSwagger was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McSwagger definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nice cross by Noir.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSwagger looks to score with a jab to the body but Noir is just out of range.
McSwagger uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Noir.
McSwagger throws a combination. Noir tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Noir slips under a jab.#T1#
Noir throws out a loose jab but McSwagger uses good head movement to avoid it.
McSwagger swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
McSwagger avoids the body shot from Noir.
As Noir looks to move away, McSwagger throws a big counter combo but Noir just gets out of the way.
Noir takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Noir showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McSwagger.
And Noir tries to counter it with a takedown but McSwagger pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Noir will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Noir pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Noir has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Noir misses with a two punch combination.
Connor McSwagger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McSwagger ducks under a wild hook from Noir.
McSwagger throws a big counter combination but Noir scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Noir misses with a hook to the body
and McSwagger counters with a nice uppercut.
Noir looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Noir shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts McSwagger as he jumps to the side.
McSwagger appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Connor McSwagger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pino Noir.#T2#
McSwagger throws a right and a left that Noir avoids nicely.
McSwagger keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Noir.
McSwagger went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
McSwagger displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Noir throws out the jab.
Noir shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts McSwagger as he jumps to the side.
McSwagger was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Noir takes one to the side of the head.
Noir connects with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big left from Noir misses.
McSwagger looks to throw the jab but Noir is out of range. #T3#
Noir darts in looking for a takedown but McSwagger gets double underhooks and turns Noir into the cage.
Noir sizes up McSwagger with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Noir has his takedown stuffed
and McSwagger counters with a straight right hand.
McSwagger bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Noir shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McSwagger but McSwagger pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Nice defenses there by McSwagger.
Noir rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McSwagger makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McSwagger lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Noir jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T4#
Noir with a lazy takedown attempt
letting McSwagger counter with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Noir misses the target.
McSwagger steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Noir.
An attempted straight right counter from McSwagger misses the target.
Noir with a poor takedown
and McSwagger counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McSwagger's corner calls for a 1-2. McSwagger obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A right-left combo lands from McSwagger.
Noir scores with a hook to the body. McSwagger takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McSwagger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noir.
McSwagger misses with the combination.
Noir swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Connor McSwagger will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
McSwagger takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Noir misses with a low kick as McSwagger jumps back.
Noir pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Noir jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Noir drops his hands momentarily and McSwagger takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Noir tries a head kick but it misses.
McSwagger is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Noir ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice takedown defense from McSwagger. No joy for Noir on that attempt.
McSwagger appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSwagger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Noir.
Noir fails with the takedown
enabling McSwagger to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
McSwagger shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Connor McSwagger is winning the standup battle so far.
A swing and a miss from Noir.
Noir throws a right hand that misses
letting McSwagger counter with a right hand.
Noir throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McSwagger's waist but McSwagger gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Noir off to one side.
McSwagger was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Connor McSwagger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pino Noir.
Noir swings for the body but McSwagger moves out of range.
McSwagger uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Noir.
Noir throws an off balance right hand
and McSwagger counters with a left and a right that stings Noir.
McSwagger cracks a nice hook into Noir's ribs.
McSwagger misses with a series of wild punches.
Noir doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T2#
Noir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McSwagger.
Nice defenses there by McSwagger.
McSwagger appears to be looking for a big counter.
Noir shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Noir lands a nice shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noir throws a hook but McSwagger blocks it.
An attempted straight right counter from McSwagger misses the target.
Noir throws an off balance right hand
and McSwagger cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Noir misses with a hook to the body
and McSwagger counters with a nice uppercut.
McSwagger misses with an uppercut.
Good leg kick by Noir.
McSwagger cracks Noir with an open hand slap.#T3#
McSwagger keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McSwagger throws a big counter combination but Noir scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
McSwagger dodges the punch combination from Noir.
A telegraphed right hand from Noir misses the target.
McSwagger seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Noir fails with the takedown.
McSwagger staying out of range there.
McSwagger moves out of range as Noir strikes.
Noir misses with a hook. McSwagger ducked under it nicely. #T4#
McSwagger lands with a hook. Noir tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Noir throws a lazy uppercut
and McSwagger cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McSwagger fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#TD2#
Noir gets a double leg takedown into McSwagger's guard.
Noir engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Noir accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Noir loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Noir wants to control from the top but McSwagger keeps moving.
Noir has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Noir postures up and lands a big shot to McSwagger's brow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Connor McSwagger will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Noir bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
McSwagger takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
McSwagger is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Noir is controlling him well.
Noir throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Noir working the head and body with strikes.
Noir throws a strike aimed at the side of McSwagger's head but McSwagger avoids it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Noir is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but McSwagger is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB2#
Noir tries for a kimura but McSwagger is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noir lands a decent elbow from side control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1##SUB2#
Noir working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
McSwagger is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Noir sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but McSwagger is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
McSwagger is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Sloppy strikes there by Noir.
Noir lands a decent elbow from side control. #ROC2#McSwagger is rocked!
Noir scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh McSwagger is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Noir can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pino Noir!
A victorious Pino Noir thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
KIFC 49-
Date: Apr 15, 2023 |
#R1#
Donk. Magoo catches Noir right on the button with a cross.
Noir slips a jab and a cross from Magoo.
Magoo jabs at Noir's body.
Noir drops his hands momentarily and Magoo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Magoo slips a straight right by Noir.
Magoo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Noir.
Noir uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Magoo.
Noir is looking to score with low kicks.
Noir is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Magoo fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Noir to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Noir looks to clinch but Magoo throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Noir taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Ese Magoo!
A very excited looking Ese Magoo made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
KIFC 32
Date: Mar 28, 2023 |
#R1#
Wylie throws a shot from downtown. Noir moves away and avoids it.
It seemed like Noir was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#CL#
Wylie drives through and clinches with Noir against the cage.
#BC2#
Noir escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Noir misses with an uppercut. Wylie saw that one coming.
Wylie slips under a jab.
Noir throws a good cross that connects.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wylie looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wylie on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A decent looking cross lands there for Noir.
Noir throws a lazy uppercut
and Wylie counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pino Noir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noir stuffs the takedown.
Wylie avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Noir waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wylie.
Noir misses with a looping left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big right from Wylie misses.
Wylie blocks a jab.#T1#
Wylie tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Noir paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wylie moves out of range of the strikes.
Wylie tries to close the distance and clinch but Noir swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wylie keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Noir.
Noir takes a swing at Wylie's ribcage but misses.
Wylie takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wylie lands a body shot.
Noir might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Noir throws a sloppy body shot
and Noir takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wylie misses with a jab, cross combination.
Noir throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Noir scores with a hook.
Noir ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wylie moves away.#CL#
Wylie moves into the clinch successfully.
A short uppercut from Wylie.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wylie tries a body shot but Noir blocks it.
Wylie digs a right hand into Noir's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Noir's gas tank. #T2#
A shot in the inside from Wylie.
Wylie has a couple of punches blocked by Noir.
Noir wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wylie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wylie cracks Noir with a nice body shot.
Wylie lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wylie lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Noir backwards.
Wylie swings wildly with an uppercut but Noir uses good head movement to avoid it.
A hook to the body from Wylie.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noir.
Wylie throws a head punch that misses.
Noir looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wylie keeps control of Noir as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Noir has had enough of the clinch but Wylie keeps him there for the moment.#T3#
Wylie lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Noir's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Wylie lands a shot to the body.
Wylie lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wylie is trying to pull guard but Noir turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Wylie throws a punch but it's blocked by Noir.
Noir blocking some punches.
Wylie can't find room to land a body shot as Noir controls the action.
Wylie looking to stall.
Wylie misses with a punch on the inside.
Wylie tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Noir's elbow.
Wylie lands with a light punch inside.
Wylie scores with a nice hook to the head.
Noir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wylie is trying to pull guard but Noir turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sam Wylie. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T4#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wylie creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wylie has a couple of punches blocked by Noir.
#TD#
Wylie successfully pulls guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noir is in close to Wylie's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Noir must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Noir with a nice head shot there.
Wylie avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Noir throws an elbow that misses. Wylie uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Noir's guard. Nice move by Wylie!#REVR#
Noir really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Wylie. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Wylie wants to control from the top but Noir keeps moving.
Noir looking to control.
Wylie might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wylie stands and throws Noir's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
You can see the frustration on Noir's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Sam Wylie dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Wylie misses the shot to the body.
Noir looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Noir throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wylie cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A big right from Noir misses.
Wylie catches Noir with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pino Noir seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wylie lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#ROC#Noir is rocked!
Noir throws a lazy right hand but Wylie sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Noir is still on wobbly legs! Can Wylie finish him?
Noir bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Wylie comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Noir falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Noir was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sam Wylie!
Sam Wylie made sure to mention his sponsor, Primal in his post fight interview. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 19, 2023 |
#R1#
Nasty lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nasty tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Noir cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Noir scores with the left hand. Nasty knows he should have avoided that one.
Nasty uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Noir.
Noir thows a leg kick but Nasty checks it
and Nasty counters with a series of strikes. Noir will be more careful next time no doubt.
Nasty shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Noir pinned against the cage. Noir gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Noir connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Noir.
Nasty drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Noir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nasty.
Nasty fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Noir avoids it really well and circles away.
Noir was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nasty moves in looking to clinch but Noir pushes him off.#KD#
Noir cracks Nasty with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Nasty looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Noir finish him?
#ROC#Nasty is rocked!#T1#
Nasty tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nasty is still on wobbly legs! Can Noir finish him?
Nasty ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nasty seems to have recovered his senses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Noir lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nasty has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nasty and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Noir misses with a hook
and Nasty counters with a stiff right hand.
Noir lands with a straight right. Nasty didn't see that one coming.
Noir misses with a wild body shot.
Noir definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nasty fails with the takedown
letting Noir counter with a right hand.
Pino Noir has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirt Nasty.
Noir throws an overhand right that drops Nasty like a sack of potatoes! Noir dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pino Noir!
A relieved looking Pino Noir thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 05, 2023 |
#R1#
Mike gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mike ducks under a wild hook from Noir.#TD#
Mike drives through with a takedown into Noir's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Mike controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mike's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Mike in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mike sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Noir's guard.
Mike passes to side control. #SU#
Mike decides to stand back up. #TD#
Noir gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Noir is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Noir fails to land. #BC#
Mike's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A swing and a miss from Noir.#T1##TD#
Mike shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Mike is keen to just control but Noir is a slippery customer.
Mike passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Noir!
Mike has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Noir is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Mike has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Noir's face.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mike controlling his opponent.
Noir is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Mike landing punches.
Noir is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Mike landing strikes from the mount and Noir is in trouble!
Mike dominating with strikes here.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noir is trying to stand.
Mike controlling his opponent.
Mike's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Noir tries to control Mike's body but Mike pushes him off. Noir squirms to his side and now Mike has his back! #SUB#
Mike has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Noir is in bad spot here.
Mike not allowing Noir to control his hands.
Mike biding his time, controlling Noir.
Noir wants to get back to his feet. #T3##ES2#
Noir manages to stand up with Mike still on his back. Eventually Mike drops to his feet and we're back in the standing position.
Mike looks for a takedown but Noir sprawls well.
Mike on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Pino Noir is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD#
Mike throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Noir was covering up waiting for the punch and Mike finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Mike postures up in Noir's guard and throws a big left but Noir blocks it.
Noir wants to get back to his feet but Mike is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Noir is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#T4#
Mike forces his way into half guard.
Noir is staying active underneath Mike, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Mike performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Noir really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mike. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Mike wants to pass to mount but Noir is defending the position.
Mike takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Noir is looking to control Mike's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Noir avoid being mounted?
Noir wants to sweep but Mike has passed to side control!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jaylon Mike dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Mike is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Noir slaps away a takedown attempt from Mike, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Mike fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Mike is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Noir can do to turn this around?
Noir jabs Mike to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nice shot lands for Noir.
Noir bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mike's head.
Mike on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Noir bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mike walks into a stiff left hand from Noir.
Noir darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mike shoots in for a takedown but Noir shows good takedown defense.
Noir is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jaylon Mike. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Noir cracks Mike with an open hand slap.
Mike takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Noir lands with a right hand.
Pino Noir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Mike drops his hands momentarily and Noir takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #TD#
Mike feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Mike won't allow Noir to get back to his feet. #SUB#
Mike drops back looking for a leg! Noir is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Noir manages to kick Mike off! Mike jumps back into Noir's guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#ES2#
Noir manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Mike has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Noir finds it's way round the side to connect with Mike's head.
Mike tries to move into range but Noir moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Noir connects with a body shot.
Pino Noir seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noir misses with a double jab.
Jaylon Mike is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mike dodges the punch combination from Noir.
Mike misses with a double jab.
Noir scores with a decent looking hook.#T2#
Mike takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Noir lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Noir lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Noir lands a jab to the head.
#ROC2#Mike is rocked!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Mike.
Noir connects with the punch.
Noir scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mike looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mike takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Noir lands with a right hand.
A decent looking cross lands there for Noir.
Oh Mike is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T3#
Mike is holding his hands too far apart here. Noir throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Mike is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pino Noir!
A victorious Pino Noir thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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