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Event:
SSKT 16 Re-Genesis
Date: Jun 08, 2024 |
#R1#
Left hook, right uppercut from Tartle. #CL#
Tartle fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fart, pushing him back against the cage.
Fart softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tartle blocking some punches.
Fart keeps control of Tartle as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Tartle lands a hook that snaps the head of Fart backwards.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fart misses with an elbow over the top.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart blocks a body shot from Tartle.
Fart working aggressively here.
Tartle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fart misses with a body punch.
Tartle lands a body shot in the clinch.
#BC#
Tartle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tartle with a nice calf kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tartle. That's going to slow Fart down. #T1#
Tartle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fart throws out the jab. #CL#
Tartle has Fart up against the cage in a clinch.
Tartle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tartle tries to work over Fart's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tartle tries to circle away but Fart has him pinned against the cage.
Tartle avoids the elbow strike from Fart, against the cage.
Fart fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fart.
Fart doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fart tries to circle away but Tartle has him pinned against the cage.
Fart misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tartle misses with some punches.
Tartle blocks a body shot from Fart.
Fart misses with the head strike.
#T2#
Fart misses with some punches.
Tartle tries a knee to the head but Fart blocks it.
Fart misses with a punch to the body.
Fart with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fart lands a nice uppercut.
Fart lands with a right to the head.
Tartle has Fart pushed against the cage.
Fart lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tartle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tartle.
A head punch on the inside from Fart fails to land.
Fart misses with some punches.
Tartle lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Liquid Fart will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
A jab from Fart misses.
Tartle takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A slow jab from Fart misses its intended target.
Fart with a jab.
Fart misses with a lunging right hand
and Tartle counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tartle scores with a push kick.
Fart throws a body punch but Tartle moves out of range.
Tartle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tartle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tartle jabs Fart right on the nose. Fart blinks but takes it well.
Fart moves out of range as Tartle strikes.
Tartle looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tartle slips a straight right by Fart.#T1#
Tartle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fart swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tartle counters with a right hand to the body.
Tartle blocks a jab.
Fart bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Fart fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fart jabs Tartle right on the nose. Tartle blinks but takes it well.
A leg kick checked by Tartle.
Tartle takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fart misses with a straight left.
Tartle lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A swing and a miss from Fart.
Fart misses with a looping left.
Tartle scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T2#
Fart misses with a low kick.
Tartle is looking to counter the offense by Fart and move into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fart avoids the body shot from Tartle.
Tartle shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fart looks to land a right hand but Tartle moved out of range.
Fart dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tartle misses with a two punch combination.
Tartle throws a hook to the side of Fart's head but Fart sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It seemed like Fart was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nick Tartle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tartle takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#ROC2#Tartle is rocked!
Fart connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Tartle out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
SSKT War Report
Date: May 13, 2024 |
#R1#
A jab from Fart misses.
Liquid Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the body from Fart misses
and Winters counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Winters takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fart tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Winters paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fart throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
An attempted straight right counter from Winters misses the target.
Fart throws a leg kick which misses Winters's front leg but catches the back leg as Winters tries to avoid it.
Fart looks to land a left hand but Winters moved out of range nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An attempted straight right counter from Winters misses the target.
A lazy left from Fart finds it's target.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy. #T1#
Fart delivers a nice body kick.
Fart lands a jab to the nose.
Fart lands a right hook to the body.
Winters definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fart lands a nice leg kick that just misses Winters's sensitive parts.
Fart listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fart.
Winters avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Winters is looking to counter punch.
Fart scores with a hook to the body. Winters takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fart swings for the body but Winters moves out of range.
It looked like Winters wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T2#
Winters with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fart to score with a decent uppercut.
Winters moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Winters on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fart smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That kick from Fart tenderised Winters's leg. Winters is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fart lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fart is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fart misses with a hook
and Winters counters with a right hand to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Liquid Fart dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Fart misses with a left hand
and Winters cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#It looks like Liquid Fart has been cut.
Winters moves out of range as Fart strikes.
A counter left hand to the body from Winters misses its target.
Fart misses with a shot to the body
and Winters cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That kick from Fart tenderised Winters's leg. Winters is trying to keep his angry face on.
Winters takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fart throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Winters was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Winters gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fart scores with a leg kick.
#T1#
Fart connects with a body shot that sends Winters's belly button to the back.
Fart tests Winters's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fart throws a jab when Winters was well out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fart.
Fart misses with a body shot.
Winters is looking to counter punch.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Fart. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Winters uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fart.
Winters takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CL2#
Fart fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Winters, pushing him back against the ropes.
Winters tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Winters scores with a shoulder strike. #T2#
Winters prevents a body shot from Fart.
Fart takes a shot to the head.
Winters working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fart has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Winters lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fart working aggressively here.
Fart misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fart.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Winters.
Fart's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fart tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Winters's elbow.
Winters misses with a short punch on the inside.
Winters scores with a shot to the side of Fart's head.
Fart lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#It looks like Jordon Winters has been cut.
Winters softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Fart fails to land.
Fart lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A hook to the body from Winters.
Fart is breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Winters.
Winters blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Winters throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC#
Winters breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fart throws a good cross that connects.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Liquid Fart will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Fart wants to clinch up but Winters keeps it at a distance.
Winters swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jordon Winters has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Liquid Fart seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fart throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Winters stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Winters takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fart misses with a body shot
#KD#
and Winters counters with a nice uppercut that drops Fart onto his backside! Fart bounces straight back to his feet before we have a chance to even start the count. He'll get the standing 8 count anyway before we get back underway.
Fart misses with the combination.
It looked like Winters was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fart fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winters manages to avoid it.
Fart rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#KD#
and Winters counters with a beautiful hook that drops Fart to the mat! Will Fart be able to recover his senses? The referee starts the count at 3 having sent Winters to a neutral corner. 4,5,6 and Fart is up. He looks OK to continue. #ROC#Fart is rocked!
Fart misses with an uppercut. Winters saw that one coming.
Fart throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Winters swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T1#
Fart throws an off balance right hand
and Winters counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jordon Winters! |
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Event:
SSKT Spring Stampede
Date: Apr 15, 2024 |
#R1#
Snyder takes one on the button.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fart scores with a jab to the jaw.
Snyder misses with a body shot
and Fart counters with a left to the body.
A jab lands there for Fart.
Fart dips to his left and cracks Snyder with an uppercut!
Fart circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Snyder tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Fart wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
SSKT All The King's Men
Date: Mar 18, 2024 |
#R1#
Lewis tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fart swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fart. That's going to slow Lewis down.
Fart goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lewis scores with a head kick.
Fart misses with a series of wild punches.
Lewis looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fart swinging wildly here.
Lewis looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Lewis misses with a low kick.
Fart throws a hook but Lewis blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #CUT2#It looks like Meriwhether Lewis has been cut.
Lewis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lewis shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fart connects with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lewis blocks a leg kick.#T1#
Fart keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Lewis ducks under a wild hook from Fart.
Fart tries a head kick but it misses.
Lewis misses with a low kick.
Fart throws a right hand that Lewis ducks under and follows up with a left that Lewis also avoids with ease.
Lewis tried to counter with a leg kick but Fart avoided it.
Lewis checks a low kick from Fart.
Fart moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
Lewis tried to counter with a leg kick but Fart avoided it.
Fart looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Fart scores with a jab to the head.
#ROC2#Lewis is rocked!
Lewis walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Fart! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart! |
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Event:
SSKT XII
Date: Feb 05, 2024 |
#R1#
Jes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fart.
Fart with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jes definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jes throws a body shot but no joy.
Fart throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jes.
A counter left hand to the body from Jes misses its target.
Andreas Jes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fart throws a body punch but Jes moves out of range.
Jes misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Fart was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fart lands a nice looking body shot.
Jes loads up on a big right hand but Fart slips the punch.
Fart wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Jes misses.
Jes throws a looping overhand right but Fart ducks down to avoid it.
Fart fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jes misses with a looping left.#T1#
Fart lands with a nice body punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fart. Jes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fart throws a series of punches but Jes moves out of range.
Jes dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Jes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fart.
Jes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice shot lands for Fart.
Jes gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jes takes a swing at Fart's ribcage but misses.
Jes connects with a jab.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Jes ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fart takes a shot to the body in his stride.
#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice cross by Jes.
Fart swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jes throws a lazy uppercut
and Jes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fart.
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Jes throws out a loose jab but Fart uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fart counters with an outside leg kick.
Jes misses with a looping right.
Jes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fart.
That kick from Fart tenderised Jes's leg. Jes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fart misses with a right hand
and Jes counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Liquid Fart dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Fart fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fart has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fart takes one on the button.
Fart missing with a left hand there. Jes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fart scoring well with a low kick there.
Fart will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jes is looking to counter punch.
Jes looks to score with a jab to the body but Fart is just out of range.
Fart wants to counter with a clinch but Jes pushes him away.
The fighters circling - Jes throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fart looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jes throws a jab but it's blocked by Fart.
The crowd cheers as Fart lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jes doesn't seem phased though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little jabbing left from Fart on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fart tries to bum rush Jes with a series of wild strikes but Jes uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jes is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fart connects with the punch.
Jes keeps the fight on the outside.
Andreas Jes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T1#
Fart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jes.
Jes looks to throw the jab but Fart is out of range.
Fart throws an off balance right hand
and Fart takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fart counters with a low kick, right behind Jes 's knee.
Jes just misses with a punch to the body.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Fart looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jes throws an overhand right that lands on Fart's shoulder, as Fart tries to avoid the shot.
Fart scoring well with a low kick there.
Jes just misses with a punch to the body.
Fart was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fart tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Jes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jes is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jes throws a shot from downtown. Fart moves away and avoids it.
Fart dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jes. That did some damage!
Jes swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fart counters with a nice leg kick. #T2#
Jes's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fart connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jes scrambles back to his feet.
Jes lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jes misses with a right hand
and Fart counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A shot to the liver by Jes. Beautiful body shot.
Jes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fart wants to clinch but Jes slips to the side
and Jes counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jes takes one on the chin but seems OK.
#ROC2#Jes is rocked!
Jes drops his guard momentarily, allowing Fart to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Jes! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Fart takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Liquid Fart! |
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