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 Tokyo, Japan - In a not so surprising turn of events, Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (45-11 MMA, 32-7 SYN) ascends back to the pinnacle of the MMA world with a highlight reel head kick KO victory over bitter rival and infamous battle-dwarf-viking-hybrid-man-child Leif Leifsson (26-9 MMA, 9-3 SYN).
Kilo walked into the cage at SYN 933 weighing 259 lbs of the most chiseled mexican horse meat you've ever seen. You could see the lights from the arena reflecting off his abs. Inside the cage he looked even better. He moved faster, he seemed more energized, he was taking shots to the body better than before. What was the catalyst to Kilo's vastly improved performance?
"Secret juice." Kilo says, holding up a bottle of red liquid. "It has electrolytes."
The accusations of steroid usage and PED's has followed Maluga around his entire career, but somehow - most likely due to shady manager paying bribes to shady
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 We’re back yet again Sucker Punch faithful and this time we’re headed back to Tokyo after a bit of a hiatus! Tonight you’ve got SPPS 194 coming at you from the Tokyo Bowl and boy, has the anticipation for this card been ramping up to a fever pitch!
Sure, sure, we’ve got lots of great fights throughout the evening…A trifecta of Light Heavyweight battles on the Undercard…heck, four of the first six fights are Light Heavywe
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After the rip-roaring success of our debut event EMMA 2 comes hot on its heels on October 29th at Wild Bob’s Bar in sunny Las Vegas. We have a stacked card featuring nine fights headlined by one of the biggest names in Mixed Martial Arts, Tau Masunwendinghamer, That’s right. You know if you say his name three times in front of a steamy mirror at midnight you are likely to have a brain aneurism and end up with a dislocated tongue.
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 Contenders Weekly Washdown
18/10/22
Welcome to this week's Contender's Weekly Washdown! We here at Crazy Horse media want to ensure our fans across the world are able to keep up to date with the latest news in a variety of formats, to keep things fresh. You'll just never know if it'll be a newsletter summarising the week or an event preview/review or interpretive dance that will be keeping you all up to date and on the edge of your seats for the latest Dynasty Contenders news. This week we will shamelessly emulate our friends at Heartless FC with a written rundown of recent events. They steal your our hearts, we steal their newsletter formats!
Card Results - Our first draw! Upsets! First title shots announced! First call up to Dynasty main!
Only one card for the week gone, the excellent DC 2: Segura vs Jello.
This card saw our organisation's first ever draw in our opening fight between Curtis Rome and Senger
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 League of Madness 3 Manager Bios(Stage 3)
Team Gwad
Team Gwad Pick #5
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League of Madness 3 Manager Bios (Stage 4)
Team Alfred
Team Alfred #5 Pick
Joe River
Joe River aka Gentle Joe, aka old man R
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 Some of the very best fighters in the sport refine their craft in the legendary facility in Los Angeles, Convicted Fight Club. Convicted Fight Club has been a staple in American MMA for a decade, or 50+ years depending on your concept of the elapsed MMATycoon space-time continuum, and on any given morning you can see professional cock-fighters and aspiring MMA champions go toe-to-toe in intense sparring sessions.
"Iron sharpens iron." Coach Karter says when talking about the sparring intensity inside the gym's walls. "Trial by fire is the only way forward. Once we know what you're made of, we'll help you evolve into the best fighter you can be."
Every coach and fighter knows, when you spar with such intensity, it'll often escalate and lead to unnecessary punishment. Coaches tend to intervene before such sparring ses
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