KFC 12: Terror Sunday PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Kaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andriago Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Big Kaz is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kaz
vs
Silva

225 cm
23
300 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

210 cm
23
275 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Kaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Andriago Silva!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Paulo Santos and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Silva working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kaz is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Silva lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Silva looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kaz is trying to force a seperation but Silva has the dominant position.
Kaz is trying to stall.
Silva softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.

It looks like Big Kaz has been cut.
Kaz wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kaz throws a head kick but Silva moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Kaz.

Silva gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Silva landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kaz is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silva lands an elbow inside.

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kaz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kaz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Silva pushes Kaz up against the ropes in a clinch.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Silva clinches up against the ropes.

Silva manages to break the clinch.

Silva moves into the clinch.

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Silva clinches with his opponent.

Silva breaks the clinch.

Silva gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Silva misses with a series of wild punches.

Silva rushes Kaz and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fight stays on the outside here - Silva looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Silva darts in and clinches Kaz up against the ropes.

Silva breaks from the clinch.
Silva throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kaz's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch but Kaz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kaz on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kaz pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Silva instigates a clinch.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Silva has Kaz up against the ropes in a clinch.
A short left from Silva.

Big Kaz's cut is getting worse.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Silva clinches.

Silva escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Kaz tries to keep at a distance but Silva has taken the fight into the clinch.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Silva blocks a head kick by Kaz.

Silva has taken the fight to the clinch.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Silva gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Silva moves into the clinch successfully.

Silva escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Silva has managed to clinch.
Kaz being controlled against the ropes.
Silva lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kaz backwards.

Silva manages to break the clinch.
Silva fails in his attempt to clinch.

Silva clinches up with Kaz and pushes him back against the ropes.

Silva manages to break the clinch.
Silva thumps Kaz with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Silva instigates a clinch.
Silva cracks Kaz with a nice body shot.

Silva breaks from the clinch.

Silva forces Kaz back against the ropes and clinches.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Silva wants to clinch.
Silva throws a right and a left that Kaz avoids nicely.

Silva rushes Kaz and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Silva forces Kaz back against the ropes and clinches.

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kaz circles away from the clinch attempt.

Silva closes the distance and clinches.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kaz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Silva closes the distance and clinches.

Silva breaks the clinch.
Silva fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silva keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Silva takes the fight into the clinch.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Silva has closed the distance and engaged Kaz in a clinch.
Silva lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kaz backwards.

Silva breaks the clinch.
Silva misses with a wild body shot.

Silva clinches with his opponent.
Silva scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

Silva breaks from the clinch.

Silva moves into range and clinches up with Kaz.
Silva scores a nice knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kaz slips a jab and a cross from Silva.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Silva gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kaz is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Silva darts in and clinches Kaz up against the ropes.

Silva breaks the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andriago Silva dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Big Kaz's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Silva moves into the clinch.

Silva breaks from the clinch.

Silva darts in and clinches Kaz up against the ropes.
Kaz is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Silva is keeping busy.
Silva has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kaz keeps the fight on the outside.
Silva wants to clinch up but Kaz keeps it at a distance.
Kaz is looking to clinch.
Silva fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kaz tries to clinch there but Silva circles away.
Andriago Silva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Silva moves into range and clinches up with Kaz.

Silva breaks from the clinch.
Kaz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kaz is looking to land body kicks.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Silva tries to clinch but Kaz is having none of it.
Silva throws a hook to the side of Kaz's head but Kaz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kaz tries to clinch up

and Silva counters by clinching up.

Silva escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Big Kaz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva tries to clinch but Kaz is having none of it.
Kaz misses with a wild combination.
Silva fails with an attempt to clinch.
A head kick misses from Kaz.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Kaz paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Silva is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kaz.

Silva clinches up with Kaz and pushes him back against the ropes.
Kaz has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Silva lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Silva showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kaz.
Andriago Silva seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Silva drives through and clinches with Kaz against the ropes.

Silva breaks the clinch.
Silva swats away the attempt to clinch by Kaz.
Silva moves in looking to clinch but Kaz pushes him off.
Silva wants to clinch.

Silva clinches up with Kaz and pushes him back against the ropes.
Andriago Silva seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Silva scores with a nice short uppercut.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Silva is looking to clinch.
Kaz keeps the fight on the outside.

Silva forces Kaz back against the ropes and clinches.

Silva manages to break the clinch.
Silva tries to clinch up but Kaz circles away and keeps his distance.
Kaz misses with a wild combination.
The fight stays on the outside here - Silva looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Silva in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Silva circles away from the clinch attempt.

Silva closes the distance and pushes Kaz back into the ropes.

Silva escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Silva instigates a clinch.

Silva breaks the clinch.

Silva clinches up against the ropes.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Silva gets a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Silva gets a clinch.

Silva manages to break the clinch.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch but Kaz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Silva forces Kaz back against the ropes and clinches.

Silva escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch but Kaz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kaz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kaz swats away the attempt to clinch by Silva.
Silva fails in his attempt to clinch.

Silva fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kaz, pushing him back against the ropes.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Silva wants to clinch.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch but Kaz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kaz wants to slow Silva down by chopping away at his legs.
Kaz tries to close the distance and clinch but Silva swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Silva moves into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silva has Kaz pressed against the ropes, preventing Kaz from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A short right from Silva on the inside.

Big Kaz's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Silva throws an elbow but it misses.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Silva tries to clinch up.
Silva fails in his attempt to clinch.

Silva rushes Kaz and presses him up against the ropes.
Silva stalling in the clinch.

Silva manages to break the clinch.
Silva comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Silva tries to clinch up but Kaz circles away and keeps his distance.
Silva tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Silva throws a head kick but Kaz moves out of range.
Kaz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Silva.

Silva drives through and clinches with Kaz against the ropes.

Silva breaks from the clinch.

Silva closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Silva pushes Kaz up against the ropes in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andriago Silva showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Big Kaz's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Silva fails in his attempt to clinch.
Silva keeps the fight on the outside.
Silva tries to clinch up but Kaz circles away and keeps his distance.
Kaz keeps the fight on the outside.

Silva moves into the clinch successfully.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Silva tries to clinch but Kaz is having none of it.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Kaz paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kaz throws a one two combo.
Kaz throws a head kick that misses.
Kaz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Silva is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kaz wants to clinch up but Silva keeps it at a distance.
Kaz lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A slapping body kick lands there for Silva.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Silva tries to clinch there but Kaz circles away.
Kaz slips a jab and a cross from Silva.
Silva tries to bum rush Kaz with a series of wild strikes but Kaz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva looks to clinch
and Kaz counters with a straight right hand.
Silva tries to clinch up but Kaz circles away and keeps his distance.
A head kick misses from Silva.
Silva cracks a nice hook into Kaz's ribs.
Silva moves in looking to clinch but Kaz pushes him off.

Silva closes the distance and clinches.

Silva escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kaz keeps the fight on the outside.

Silva gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Silva lands a right hand.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Silva clinches up against the ropes.

Silva escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kaz tries to clinch but Silva moves away
and Silva counters with a lovely shot to the body.

Silva instigates a clinch.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Silva looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Silva wants to clinch up but Kaz keeps it at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Silva clinches up with Kaz and pushes him back against the ropes.

Silva pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Silva darts in and clinches Kaz up against the ropes.
Kaz takes an elbow to the forehead.

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Kaz tries to keep at a distance but Silva has taken the fight into the clinch.

Silva manages to break the clinch.

Silva closes the distance and clinches.

Silva breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Silva is looking to clinch.
Silva fails in his attempt to clinch.

Silva clinches up against the ropes.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Silva gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Silva breaks from the clinch.

Silva gets a clinch.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Silva gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Silva has Kaz pushed against the ropes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Silva manages to break the clinch.
Silva is looking to clinch.
Silva is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Silva tries to clinch but Kaz is having none of it.

Silva has closed the distance and engaged Kaz in a clinch.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Kaz paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kaz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Kaz paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Silva tries to clinch but Kaz moves out of range.
Silva takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Silva wants to clinch.
Silva throws a right hand that Kaz ducks under and follows up with a left that Kaz also avoids with ease.
Silva is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kaz rather than just go for the knockout.
Kaz swats away the attempt to clinch by Silva.
Andriago Silva is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A head kick misses from Kaz.
Silva tries to clinch but Kaz is having none of it.

Silva clinches up against the ropes.
Silva misses with some punches.

Silva breaks from the clinch.
Kaz misses with a head kick.

Silva closes the distance and pushes Kaz back into the ropes.

Silva breaks the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Silva misses the target.
Kaz blocks a head kick by Silva.

Silva gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Silva manages to break the clinch.
Silva fails in his attempt to clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Silva rushes Kaz and presses him up against the ropes.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Silva throws a head kick but Kaz moves out of range.
Big Kaz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Silva closes the distance and clinches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Andriago Silva comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Silva has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 26:30
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 26:30
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Andriago Silva!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Juan Batungbakal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bum Love (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Batungbakal
vs
Love

188 cm
19
145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

176 cm
19
154 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Juan Batungbakal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bum Love!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Paulo Santos and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Batungbakal as Love shoots in.

Love shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Batungbakal's guard.
Batungbakal seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Batungbakal really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Batungbakal utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Batungbakal pulls Love in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Love wants to pass the guard but Batungbakal is keeping the position.
Batungbakal is looking to stand up but Love isn't so interested in that idea.
Batungbakal looking to control but Love passes into half guard.

Batungbakal is defending against the submission attempts here by Love.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Love is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Batungbakal is just riding it out for now. Love eventually gives up the hold.
Batungbakal is looking to improve his position.

Love is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Batungbakal sees it coming and defends easily.
Batungbakal is looking to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Batungbakal trying to control from the bottom.
Love missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Batungbakal is defending against the submission attempts here by Love.
Love works his way into full mount!
Batungbakal is trying to stand.
Batungbakal is breathing heavily.
Love punching from mount but Batungbakal doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Love thowing shots but they're missing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Batungbakal is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Love locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Batungbakal is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bum Love!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
38%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franklin Orellana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Orellana is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Lord Give Me A Sign. Randy Couture could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Franklin Orellana's chin.

Couture
vs
Orellana

186 cm
19
225 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
24
206 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Randy Couture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Franklin Orellana!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Emerson Jorge and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orellana is looking to clinch but Couture is avoiding it.
Couture closes the distance and clinches up with Orellana, looking for a takedown. Couture pushes Orellana against the ropes but Orellana circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Couture on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Orellana lands with an uppercut that bounces Couture off the ropes and back into rage.

It looks like Randy Couture has been cut.
Franklin Orellana seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Couture avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Orellana drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Couture right on the button. Couture goes down! Orellana follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Orellana gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Franklin Orellana!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Abdul Nassim de Monte Cristo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Hieron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). de Monte Cristo kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way. Alexander Hieron is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Nassim de Monte Cristo
vs
Hieron

181 cm
21
180 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

179 cm
19
183 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Abdul Nassim de Monte Cristo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Alexander Hieron!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Felipe Paraventi and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hieron throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hieron throws an overhand right that lands on de Monte Cristo's shoulder, as de Monte Cristo tries to avoid the shot.

de Monte Cristo gets the takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

de Monte Cristo is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Hieron is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

de Monte Cristo is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Hieron has escaped the position, nice work there.
Hieron is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
de Monte Cristo looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

de Monte Cristo seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Hieron is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Abdul Nassim de Monte Cristo!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
50%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Floppy McPoppins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Woopass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McPoppins
vs
Woopass

180 cm
20
168 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

172 cm
19
161 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Floppy McPoppins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kyle Woopass!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Seu Braga and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Woopass misses with a takedown attempt - McPoppins sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Floppy McPoppins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

McPoppins shoots in and gets a takedown into Woopass's guard.
McPoppins passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
McPoppins looks up at the clock and then as Woopass takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McPoppins smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
McPoppins wants to lay and pray for a moment but Woopass keeps working.
McPoppins lands some shots froms side control.
You can see the frustration on Woopass's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Woopass is trying to get back to half guard.
McPoppins cracks Woopass with an elbow. That is naaassty.
McPoppins is putting a hurting on Woopass here, landing some big shots from side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Woopass is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Woopass gets back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Woopass wants to control but McPoppins is keeping busy.
Woopass might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control McPoppins kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
McPoppins takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McPoppins is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McPoppins lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Woopass quite badly. Woopass pulls McPoppins in close trying to recover. McPoppins postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Woopass on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Woopass doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Floppy McPoppins!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
84%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Brodie Lawrence (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dagestan Opasevich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lawrence comes to the ring accompanied by Magic - B.o.B. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Lawrence
vs
Opasevich

180 cm
19
199 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

183 cm
21
185 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Big heart

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful

Knock Out Artistry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Brodie Lawrence!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dagestan Opasevich!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Felipe Paraventi and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Opasevich gets caught flat footed, as Lawrence shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Opasevich is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Lawrence pushing down on Opasevich's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Lawrence wants to control but Opasevich is keeping him busy.
Opasevich wants to control but Lawrence is keeping busy.
Opasevich keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Opasevich is refusing to be controlled, as Lawrence sits in half guard.
Lawrence winds up and cracks Opasevich with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Lawrence wants to lay and pray for a moment but Opasevich keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawrence missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Opasevich keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Opasevich looks like he's trying to stand up.
Opasevich keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lawrence is looking to take a break and control but Opasevich is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Opasevich can do anything to dispel that myth.
Lawrence missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Lawrence missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Lawrence not doing much here.
Lawrence seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Opasevich does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Brodie Lawrence wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Opasevich slips a straight right by Lawrence.
Lawrence fails to land the takedown.
Lawrence ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Opasevich moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lawrence fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lawrence swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Opasevich. No joy for Lawrence on that attempt.

Opasevich closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Lawrence did well to prevent Opasevich getting side control.
Lawrence blocking the ground and pound attempt from Opasevich.
Lawrence avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Opasevich.
Lawrence avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Opasevich.
Lawrence slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Opasevich with a nice head shot there.
Opasevich preventing the sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Opasevich throwing strikes from guard but Lawrence blocks nicely.
Lawrence working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Opasevich.
Opasevich postures up in Lawrence's guard and throws a big left but Lawrence blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Opasevich accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Opasevich landing with the ground and pound.
Opasevich throws a strike but Lawrence rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Lawrence is breathing heavily.
Lawrence throws a big right hand that misses.
Opasevich keeping moving, preventing Lawrence from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brodie Lawrence dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

The fighters circling - Lawrence throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Opasevich with a poor takedown

so Lawrence counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Lawrence is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Lawrence postures up.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lawrence's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Lawrence missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lawrence looking to sit in guard and control but Opasevich gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Lawrence avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Opasevich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Opasevich is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Opasevich chips away with some ground and pound.
Opasevich throwing strikes from guard but Lawrence blocks nicely.
Lawrence pulls Opasevich in close to prevent any damage.
Opasevich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Opasevich is looking to work some ground and pound but Lawrence has wrist control.
Opasevich with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Opasevich loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Lawrence preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lawrence is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Opasevich is controlling him.
Lawrence working a defensive guard here.
Opasevich postures up and lands a big shot to Lawrence's brow.
Opasevich makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Opasevich keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Lawrence's head.
Lawrence is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Opasevich is controlling him.
Opasevich must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Opasevich throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Opasevich scoring with some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Opasevich connects with a couple of short punches.
Opasevich tries to free his leg and advance position but Lawrence is retaining full guard.
Opasevich working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Opasevich throwing strikes from guard but Lawrence blocks nicely.
Lawrence is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Opasevich postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Opasevich scoring with some ground and pound.
Opasevich throws a big right hand that misses.
Lawrence avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Opasevich postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Opasevich throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Opasevich gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

Opasevich closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Opasevich seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Opasevich connects with a nice short shot to Lawrence's temple.
Opasevich thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Opasevich throwing shots but Lawrence is blocking nicely.
Lawrence avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Opasevich.
Opasevich not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Opasevich takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Opasevich scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Opasevich working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dagestan Opasevich showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Opasevich misses with a takedown attempt

and Lawrence counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Lawrence throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Opasevich works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Lawrence looking to sit in guard and control but Opasevich gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Opasevich postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Opasevich lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Opasevich loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Opasevich in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Opasevich is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Opasevich throwing strikes from guard but Lawrence blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Opasevich wants to control from the top but Lawrence keeps moving.
Opasevich in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Opasevich throws a strike but Lawrence rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Lawrence looking to sit in guard and control but Opasevich gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Opasevich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Opasevich throws and elbow that misses. Lawrence uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Opasevich's guard. Nice move by Lawrence!
Lawrence is stalling in the full guard.
Opasevich preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Lawrence landing with the ground and pound.
Lawrence trying to control but Opasevich is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Opasevich kicks Lawrence off and gets to his feet.
Nice defenses there by Opasevich.
Lawrence misses with a takedown attempt

and Opasevich counters with a takedown into side control.
Opasevich creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Lawrence sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
The strikes coming from Opasevich are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Opasevich scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Lawrence to see if he's OK.
Lawrence struggling a bit here.
Lawrence takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Opasevich working the head and body with strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lawrence parries the strikes from Opasevich easily there. Opasevich is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Lawrence to escape.
Opasevich misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Lawrence takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Opasevich throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Lawrence on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lawrence on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The strikes coming from Opasevich are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Opasevich landing strikes.
Opasevich fails to land a wild elbow strike.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lawrence avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Opasevich.
Opasevich in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dagestan Opasevich comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Opasevich has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 28:29
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dagestan Opasevich!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
57%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yuri Rook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grigory Stensky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rook kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mr Krinkle. Stensky is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by robocop remix. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Rook
vs
Stensky

195 cm
21
285 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

185 cm
26
250 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Fight Club Clothing™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Yuri Rook!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Grigory Stensky!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Daniel Cesar and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stensky has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Stensky there as he acknowledges the shot.
Stensky fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Rook as Stensky shoots in.

Rook shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Rook pushing down on Stensky's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rook trying to mount his opponent but Stensky defends it.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Rook controlling the action here.
Stensky is trying to maintain the position but Rook is very close to passing his half guard.
Well, if Rook is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Stensky on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stensky is in trouble now - Rook has advanced to mount!
Stensky wants to hold on but Rook pushes him away.
Rook unloading with bombs!

Rook looking for a guillotine from mount but Stensky is having none of it.
Rook pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Stensky takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Stensky defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Rook.
Rook putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rook controlling from the full mount.
Rook wants to control the pace but Stensky is squirming around nicely.
Stensky is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Stensky takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Stensky is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Rook content just to control the position here.
Stensky is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Rook unloading with bombs!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Rook is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Stensky can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Rook landing shots from mount.
Rook controlling the position easily from mount.
Rook looking to control but Stensky is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

Rook working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Rook trying to control but Stensky is having none of it.
Stensky is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Rook connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Rook takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Stensky tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Stensky wants to hold on but Rook pushes him away.
Rook cracks Stensky with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stensky sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.

Rook looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rook passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Stensky!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yuri Rook dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Stensky drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Rook jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

Rook moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Stensky goes down! Can Rook finish him!?

Stensky is rocked!

Stensky looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Rook passes into side control.
Stensky is still in real trouble! Can Rook finish him?
Rook wants to take a breather but Stensky manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Rook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rook stands and throws Stensky's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Stensky seems to have recovered his senses.
Stensky is working to avoid the ground and pound but Rook connects with a decent elbow.
Stensky tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Rook easily slips into full mount!
Stensky can't escape the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stensky tries to hold on but Rook postures up.
Stensky is breathing heavily.
Stensky really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Stensky tries to hold on but Rook postures up.
Rook scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Stensky?
Rook working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Rook working for a submission but Stensky is keeping him at bay.
Rook content just to control the position here.
Yuri Rook overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stensky is trying desperately to improve position.

Rook is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Stensky is surviving well by controlling Rook's body position as best he can.
Rook lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stensky is trying desperately to improve position.
Rook can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Stensky is looking to escape.
Rook looking to control and managing it successfully.
Rook is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Stensky can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Rook has isolated one of Stensky's arms. Stensky looking to fight him off but Rook twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Yuri Rook!

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C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
92%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aleksandr Progbeniak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aleksandr Progbeniak has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Dick
vs
Progbeniak

199 cm
26
332 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

225 cm
26
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tiny Dick!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Aleksandr Progbeniak!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Emerson Jorge and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Progbeniak forces Dick back against the ropes and clinches.

Dick pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Dick gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Progbeniak wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving.

Progbeniak stands and steps away. Dick gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Dick slaps away a takedown attempt from Progbeniak, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Progbeniak fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Progbeniak throws a leg kick but Dick sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Progbeniak shoots for a double leg takedown but Dick sprawls well. He's pushed Progbeniak's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Tiny Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Aleksandr Progbeniak.
Progbeniak fails with an attempt to clinch.
Progbeniak throws a right and a left that Dick avoids nicely.
Dick throws a series of punches but Progbeniak avoids them all with ease.

Progbeniak clinches up against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Dick.
Progbeniak fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Progbeniak tries to pull guard but Dick holds him up against the ropes and eventually Progbeniak drops back down to his feet.
Dick gets through Progbeniak's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from Dick.

Dick escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dick lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Aleksandr Progbeniak has been cut.
Progbeniak looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dick tries to bum rush Progbeniak with a series of wild strikes but Progbeniak uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Dick lands a left and a right that send Progbeniak crashing to the mat, dazed. Dick thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Progbeniak is rocked!

Progbeniak tries to keep at a distance but Dick has taken the fight into the clinch.
Dick prevents Progbeniak from breaking the clinch.

Dick escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dick lands a right hook to the body.

Dick lands a left and a right that send Progbeniak crashing to the mat, dazed. Dick thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Progbeniak is still on wobbly legs! Can Dick finish him?
Dick lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Progbeniak is looking to close the distance but Dick sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Progbeniak crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Progbeniak is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Tiny Dick!
Tiny Dick retains his super heavyweight title!