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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joseph Goldberg Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Donald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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300 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joseph Goldberg Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mike Donald!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goldberg Jr looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Goldberg Jr throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Donald checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Donald avoids the head kick by Goldberg Jr.
Goldberg Jr pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Donald throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Goldberg Jr tries to clinch up.
Donald keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Donald throws a right hand that Goldberg Jr ducks under and follows up with a left that Goldberg Jr also avoids with ease.
Goldberg Jr looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Goldberg Jr throws a head kick but Donald moves out of range.
Goldberg Jr thows a body kick. Donald tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Goldberg Jr looks to land a body kick but Donald moved away.
Donald fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Goldberg Jr throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Donald avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Goldberg Jr doesn't manage to clinch there - Donald circles away.
Goldberg Jr throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Goldberg Jr.
Goldberg Jr tries to land a front kick but Donald steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Goldberg Jr avoids a punch combination nicely.
Donald blocks the body kick.
Joseph Goldberg Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Goldberg Jr tries to close the distance and clinch but Donald swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Donald looks to land a combination but Goldberg Jr avoids it well.
Goldberg Jr tries to land a front kick but Donald steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goldberg Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up but Donald swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Goldberg Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Goldberg Jr throws a head kick but Donald moves out of range.
Goldberg Jr wants to clinch.
Goldberg Jr tries to clinch up but Donald circles away and keeps his distance.
Donald swats away the attempt to clinch by Goldberg Jr.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Donald moves out of range as Goldberg Jr throws a body kick.
Donald keeps the fight on the outside.
Goldberg Jr tries to clinch but Donald moves out of range.
Goldberg Jr misses with an attempted mid kick.
Donald misses with the combination.
Donald avoids a kick to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Goldberg Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joseph Goldberg Jr dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Goldberg Jr plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
It looks like Mike Donald has been cut.
Goldberg Jr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Goldberg Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Donald circles away from the clinch attempt.
Donald avoids a kick to the body.
Goldberg Jr tries to close the distance and clinch but Donald swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
No joy there for Donald, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Goldberg Jr throws a push kick but Donald slaps the foot to one side.
Goldberg Jr tries to clinch but Donald moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Donald misses with a few strikes there.
Goldberg Jr looks to land a body kick but Donald moved away.
Goldberg Jr tries a head kick but it misses.
Donald keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Goldberg Jr lets loose with a powerful body kick. Donald will feel that in the morning.
Goldberg Jr misses with a head kick.
Goldberg Jr pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Goldberg Jr tries to clinch up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goldberg Jr looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Donald fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Donald moves out of range as Goldberg Jr throws a body kick.
Donald swinging wildly here.
Donald circles away from the clinch attempt.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Donald checks a leg kick.
Donald fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goldberg Jr doesn't manage to clinch there - Donald circles away.
Goldberg Jr throws a wild body kick that Donald sees coming a mile off.
Donald misses with the combination.
A punch combination from Donald misses.
Donald checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Goldberg Jr tries to close the distance and clinch but Donald swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Joseph Goldberg Jr is winning the standup battle so far.
Donald keeps the fight on the outside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Donald throws a series of punches but Goldberg Jr moves out of range.
Goldberg Jr showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Donald.
No joy there for Donald, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Goldberg Jr throws the kick towards the body but Donald avoids it.
Goldberg Jr moves in looking to clinch but Donald pushes him off.
Donald keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Donald misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joseph Goldberg Jr dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mike Donald's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Donald takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Goldberg Jr tries to clinch there but Donald circles away.
Donald keeps the fight on the outside.
Goldberg Jr misses with a kick to the body.
Donald tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Goldberg Jr misses with a kick to the body.
Donald moves out of range as Goldberg Jr throws a body kick.
Goldberg Jr tries to clinch but Donald moves out of range.
Donald takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Goldberg Jr tries to clinch there but Donald circles away.
Goldberg Jr wants to clinch up but Donald keeps it at a distance.
Donald swats away the attempt to clinch by Goldberg Jr.
Donald misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Goldberg Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Donald paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Goldberg Jr doesn't manage to clinch there - Donald circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Donald moves out of range as Goldberg Jr throws a body kick.
Goldberg Jr throws a sloppy head kick and Donald moves out of range easily.
Donald blocks a head kick by Goldberg Jr.
Donald checks a low kick from Goldberg Jr.
Goldberg Jr throws a body kick that misses.
Goldberg Jr misses with a body kick.
Goldberg Jr tries to land a front kick but Donald steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Donald swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donald throws a series of punches but Goldberg Jr avoids them all with ease.
Goldberg Jr is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Donald can do to turn this around?
Goldberg Jr thows a body kick. Donald tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Goldberg Jr throws a wild body kick that Donald sees coming a mile off.
Donald moves out of range as Goldberg Jr throws a body kick.
Goldberg Jr throws the kick towards the body but Donald avoids it.
Goldberg Jr lands with a nice body kick.
Donald will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Donald swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Goldberg Jr dodges the punch combination from Donald.
Donald fails to land with a series of punches.
Donald has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Goldberg Jr.
Donald misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Goldberg Jr misses with a body kick.
Mike Donald has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Joseph Goldberg Jr is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Donald misses with a two punch combination.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joseph Goldberg Jr showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Goldberg Jr has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:26
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joseph Goldberg Jr!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wayne Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anti Satosari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anti Satosari has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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188 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wayne Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Anti Satosari!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown gets the takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Brown is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Satosari looks calm but he's in trouble here. Brown gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Satosari is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Brown lets go of the hold and Satosari can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Wayne Brown!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuke Dukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey Montana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuke Dukem had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nuke Dukem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mickey Montana!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dukem tries to clinch there but Montana circles away.
Dukem is looking to clinch but Montana is avoiding it.
Dukem tries to clinch there but Montana circles away.
Dukem tries to clinch but Montana moves out of range.
Dukem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dukem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dukem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dukem tries to close the distance and clinch but Montana swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Montana fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dukem avoids it really well and circles away.
Dukem wants to clinch up but Montana keeps it at a distance.
Montana swats away the attempt to clinch by Dukem.
Dukem tries to clinch but Montana is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dukem tries to close the distance and clinch but Montana swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dukem is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Montana misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dukem tries to close the distance and clinch but Montana swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Montana misses with a double jab.
Montana shoots in for a takedown but Dukem shows good takedown defense.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Montana shoots in for a takedown but Dukem shows good takedown defense.
Nuke Dukem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mickey Montana.
Montana tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dukem paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dukem closes the distance looking to clinch
and Montana counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Dukem!
Dukem is looking to get to half guard.
Montana should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Montana trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dukem doing his best to control the position. Can he escape?
Montana looking to control but Dukem is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Montana throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Dukem is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Dukem tries to hold on but Montana postures up.
Dukem sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dukem is concentrating on defense, preventing Montana from advancing position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Dukem manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Dukem looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Dukem is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Dukem is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Dukem in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dukem landing strikes from the mount and Montana is in trouble!
It looks like Mickey Montana has been cut.
Montana looks gassed!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Dukem! Montana is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Nuke Dukem!
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between fuzzy wuzzy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drederic Tatum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tatum has chosen Corrosion of Conformity - Vote with a bullet as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Drederic Tatum was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, fuzzy wuzzy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Drederic Tatum!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Radbod Blank and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tatum thuds his right hand into wuzzy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A slow jab from Tatum misses its intended target.
Tatum pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
wuzzy lands a nice hook to Tatum's body. Tatum takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
wuzzy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tatum throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tatum needs to keep his hands up - wuzzy had a free shot at his head there.
wuzzy misses with a looping right.
wuzzy lands with a nice body punch.
The fighters circling - wuzzy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
wuzzy blocks a low kick nicely.
wuzzy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tatum on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
wuzzy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
wuzzy throws a nice looking combination but Tatum bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
wuzzy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
wuzzy thows a body shot but no joy.
wuzzy slips under a jab from Tatum.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tatum looks to land a right hand but wuzzy moved out of range.
Tatum shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tatum misses the jab.
fuzzy wuzzy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
wuzzy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
wuzzy misses with a jab, cross combination.
wuzzy defending well as Tatum loads up on a big left hand.
wuzzy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tatum has time to react.
Tatum looks to land a left hand but wuzzy moved out of range nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
wuzzy with a hook.
Jab, jab by wuzzy - just one landing.
wuzzy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
wuzzy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Tatum throws a hook to the side of wuzzy's head but wuzzy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
wuzzy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
wuzzy missing with a left hand there. Tatum was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tatum tries to clinch up but wuzzy circles away and keeps his distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
wuzzy throws a right and a left that Tatum avoids nicely.
Tatum dodges the punch combination from wuzzy.
Tatum throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
wuzzy defending well as Tatum loads up on a big left hand.
wuzzy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
wuzzy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tatum moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
wuzzy misses with a few strikes there.
Tatum uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from wuzzy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fuzzy wuzzy dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Tatum waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract wuzzy.
Tatum might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
wuzzy throws a right and a left that Tatum avoids nicely.
Tatum closes this distance looking for a takedown but wuzzy circles away.
Tatum displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as wuzzy throws out the jab.
wuzzy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tatum. Tatum circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tatum is on the wrong end of a nice combination from wuzzy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tatum steps to the side to avoid the strikes from wuzzy.
wuzzy misses with the combination.
fuzzy wuzzy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
wuzzy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tatum moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
wuzzy misses with a few strikes there.
Tatum is looking to clinch.
wuzzy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tatum showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from wuzzy.
wuzzy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tatum circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Tatum has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tatum there as he acknowledges the shot.
Tatum tries to clinch up but wuzzy circles away and keeps his distance.
Tatum misses with an uppercut. wuzzy saw that one coming.
wuzzy misses with a series of wild punches.
A big right from wuzzy misses.
Tatum takes one to the side of the head.
wuzzy lands with a nice body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
wuzzy lands with a nice combination. Tatum backs away looking to recover.
wuzzy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
wuzzy misses with a looping right.
No joy there for wuzzy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
wuzzy slips under a jab from Tatum.
wuzzy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
wuzzy keeps the fight on the outside.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
wuzzy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Tatum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from wuzzy.
wuzzy throws a right hand that Tatum ducks under and follows up with a left that Tatum also avoids with ease.
wuzzy throws a right hand that Tatum ducks under and follows up with a left that Tatum also avoids with ease.
Tatum is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Tatum wants to clinch up but wuzzy keeps it at a distance.
Tatum showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from wuzzy.
A telegraphed right hand from Tatum misses the target.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
wuzzy lands with a nice body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fuzzy wuzzy dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Tatum pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tatum tries to clinch but wuzzy moves out of range.
wuzzy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tatum throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
wuzzy scores with a jab. Tatum acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
wuzzy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
wuzzy closes the distance and lands a one-two.
wuzzy lands a jab-cross combination.
Tatum is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
wuzzy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tatum.
Tatum is still on wobbly legs! Can wuzzy finish him?
wuzzy misses with a series of wild punches.
Tatum moves out of range of the strikes.
wuzzy misses with a looping right.
Tatum seems to have recovered his senses.
Tatum wants to clinch.
wuzzy throws a right hand that Tatum ducks under and follows up with a left that Tatum also avoids with ease.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
A combination from Tatum does no damage.
wuzzy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tatum doesn't seem bothered though.
wuzzy moves away from the strike by Tatum.
wuzzy misses with a combination
and Tatum counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps wuzzy thinking.
Tatum shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. wuzzy defends it nicely.
wuzzy jabs Tatum right on the nose. Tatum blinks but takes it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
wuzzy misses with a looping right.
Tatum swings away with a body shot that misses
and wuzzy counters with a nice uppercut.
Tatum closes the distance and clinches up with wuzzy, looking for a takedown. Tatum pushes wuzzy against the cage but wuzzy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Tatum throws a combination that misses
and wuzzy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tatum walks into a left hand.
Nice defenses there by Tatum.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Tatum blocks a jab.
Tatum tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tatum fails with a takedown attempt.
fuzzy wuzzy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Drederic Tatum.
Tatum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from wuzzy.
Nice sprawl there from wuzzy as Tatum shoots in.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
wuzzy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tatum manages to avoid it.
Tatum takes a swing at wuzzy's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fuzzy wuzzy clearly takes that round.
That's time! wuzzy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Tatum throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck wuzzy on the side of the head.
Tatum throws a predictable looking body shot
and wuzzy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tatum looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for wuzzy!
Tatum goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now wuzzy is on top in guard.
wuzzy controls from within his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tatum tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
wuzzy has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Tatum is proving hard to escape from.
Tatum looking for a guillotine here but wuzzy defends easily.
wuzzy gets to his feet. Tatum looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
wuzzy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Left hook, right uppercut from wuzzy.
Tatum closes the distance looking to clinch
and wuzzy counters with a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tatum throws a right and a left that wuzzy avoids nicely.
wuzzy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tatum is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by wuzzy.
Tatum doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
wuzzy loads up on a big right hand but Tatum slips the punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Tatum does no damage.
Tatum moves out of range of the strikes.
wuzzy stuns Tatum with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tatum showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from wuzzy.
Tatum slips a jab from wuzzy.
Tatum has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
wuzzy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
wuzzy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tatum.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
wuzzy throws a nice looking combination but Tatum bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
wuzzy takes a swing at Tatum's ribcage but misses.
wuzzy connects with a crisp jab.
Tatum lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Good shot there by wuzzy.
A jab from Tatum misses.
fuzzy wuzzy is winning the standup battle so far.
Tatum shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with wuzzy but wuzzy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fuzzy wuzzy had his way with Drederic Tatum in that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Tatum lands a nice shot to the body.
Tatum lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Tatum.
It looks like fuzzy wuzzy has been cut.
wuzzy scores with a sloppy right hand. Tatum should have avoided that one.
wuzzy misses with a combination
and Tatum cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tatum wants to land a leg kick but wuzzy is out of range.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
wuzzy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tatum fails to land with a series of punches.
Tatum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from wuzzy.
wuzzy digs a good body shot into Tatum's ribs.
wuzzy throws a hook to the side of Tatum's head but Tatum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tatum misses with an uppercut. wuzzy saw that one coming.
A big right from wuzzy misses.
Tatum shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
fuzzy wuzzy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
wuzzy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Tatum is working away from the top position though.
Tatum looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Tatum is keen to just control but wuzzy is a slippery customer.
Tatum wants to work for an arm triangle but wuzzy is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Tatum is trying to work for a kimura but wuzzy is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tatum is working for a kimura but wuzzy is defending it quite comfortably.
Tatum scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Tatum prevents wuzzy from standing back up.
wuzzy is not content to let Tatum control the position.
wuzzy is positioning himself well to prevent Tatum advancing to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Tatum seems to be working for a kimura but wuzzy defends the submission attempt.
wuzzy is looking to control Tatum's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can wuzzy avoid being mounted?
wuzzy makes his way to full guard. A much better position for wuzzy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Tatum is pushing down on wuzzy's leg trying to pass to half guard. wuzzy is fighting to maintain full guard but Tatum has managed to sneak the leg through.
And that's the end of the fight!
Drederic Tatum comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think wuzzy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 49:46
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 49:46
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... fuzzy wuzzy!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marco Marshall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Haminall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Marshall might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Graduation Bitches. Haminall has chosen The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkle as his entrance music. Matt Haminall acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Marco Marshall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Matt Haminall!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marshall shoots in and gets a takedown into Haminall's guard.
Haminall wants to sweep here but Marshall controlling him for the moment.
Marshall looking to pass the guard.
Haminall not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Marshall preventing the sweep.
Haminall pulls Marshall in close to his closed guard and prevents Marshall from doing any damage or advancing position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Marshall in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Haminall keeping moving, preventing Marshall from controlling successfully.
Marshall tries to free his leg and advance position but Haminall is retaining full guard.
Marshall has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Haminall throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Marshall tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Haminall is in Marshall's guard.
Haminall drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Haminall jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Marshall throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Marshall trying to keep a closed guard but Haminall is proving a slippery customer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Marshall is adopting a defensive guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Haminall's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Marshall is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Marshall wants to lay and pray for a moment but Haminall keeps working.
Haminall kicks Marshall off and gets back to his feet.
Marshall with a lazy takedown attempt
and Haminall counters with a shoot takedown. Marshall fights it but they end up in guard.
Haminall lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Marshall is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Marshall looking for a guillotine here but Haminall defends easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haminall missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Haminall with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Haminall is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Haminall with a nice head shot there.
Haminall trying to control the position from guard on top but Marshall is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Haminall content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Haminall missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Marshall manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Haminall manages to get himself to full guard.
Haminall utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Haminall has Marshall pulled in close to control his posture.
Marshall connects with a couple of short punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haminall controls Marshall momentarily but Marshall frees himself.
Marshall drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Marshall jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Haminall is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Marshall stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Haminall swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Marshall trying to control but Haminall is working from the bottom.
Haminall is adopting a defensive guard.
Haminall keeping moving, preventing Marshall from controlling successfully.
Haminall trying to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Marco Marshall just wasn't active enough.
Marshall gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Haminall wants to control from the top but Marshall keeps moving.
Marshall working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Haminall doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Haminall manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Haminall content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Haminall pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Marshall is keeping the position for now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Marshall looking to hit a scissor sweep but Haminall is one step ahead there.
Marshall throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Matt Haminall dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Marshall tries for a takedown but Haminall circles away easily
and Haminall counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Haminall.
Haminall with a flurry of punches that miss.
Haminall postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Haminall working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Marshall is rocked!
Haminall must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Haminall distracts Marshall with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Oh Marshall is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Haminall postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Marshall covers up, he's hurt! Haminall keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Haminall and the ref steps in to end the fight! Haminall can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Matt Haminall!
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