redneck event 1/2 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between john doet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john dow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

doet
vs
dow

175 cm
18
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john doet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john dow!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Mauricio Rocha and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
doet stuffs the takedown attempt from dow. dow gets slowly back to his feet.
doet tries for a takedown but dow circles away easily

and dow counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
doet flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.

dow is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so doet is just riding it out for now. dow eventually gives up the hold.
dow is looking to take a break and control but doet is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
doet is looking for a sweep. dow is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
dow wants to control but doet is keeping him busy.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
doet is trying to maintain the position but dow is very close to passing his half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
doet throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
dow wants to stand up but doet has a hold of him and won't allow it.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
doet is looking to improve his position.
doet moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
doet thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
doet not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
dow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
dow won't allow doet to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
doet working a defensive guard here.

dow gets to his feet. doet looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
doet avoids the head kick by dow.

doet takes the fight into the clinch.
dow gets underhooks to prevent doet's takedown attempt.
dow goes for a takedown attempt but doet pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

doet scores with a takedown into dow's guard.
doet is breathing heavily.
doet thows a big elbow that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
doet postures up in dow's guard and throws a big left but dow blocks it.
doet stops dow from standing up.
dow working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from doet.
doet wants to stand and escape but instead dow has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
doet not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
dow trying to control the position from guard on top but doet is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
doet on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if doet tries to get out of the position.
dow pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. doet is keeping the position for now.
dow would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
doet manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. dow manages to get himself to full guard.
dow is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
doet is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
dow not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
doet trying to control the position from guard on top but dow is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but john dow will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

dow has his takedown stuffed

and doet counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for dow!
doet takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
dow working to try and regain half guard.

doet looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
dow tries to lock up and control but doet gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
doet looking to control and managing it successfully.
doet wants to control the pace but dow is squirming around nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dow is desperately trying to improve his position but doet has a good base and remains in mount.
doet takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
dow is trying desperately to improve position.
doet looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
dow tries to hold on but doet pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

dow defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from doet.
doet controlling the position easily from mount.
doet cracks dow with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
doet breaks from dow's wrist control and lands an elbow.
dow wants to hold on but doet pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
doet takes dow's back.
I really don't envy dow right now.
john doet overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
doet landing with strikes.
dow is trying to break free.
Can dow hold on?! doet is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
dow trying to control the action but doet just sinks the hooks in.
doet is riding his opponent, not letting dow buck him off.
doet is landing with strikes. dow can't take much more of this.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
dow wants to get back to his feet.
doet trying to control momentarily.

dow is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if doet gets his way!
dow rolls, trying to escape but doet keeps control of the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

john doet dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

dow shoots and misses

and doet counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
dow is looking to improve his position.
doet trying to control the action but dow is working from the bottom.
dow is trying to defend against the ground and pound but doet scores with a couple of nice shots.

doet is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so dow is just riding it out for now. doet eventually gives up the hold.
doet stops dow from getting back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
doet lands with a punch from half guard.
dow scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but doet manages to mount him!
dow wants to hold on but doet pushes him away.
doet looking to control but dow is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
doet landing punches.
dow tries to hold on but doet pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
dow is trying desperately to improve position.
doet sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
dow working to try and regain half guard.
doet controlling the pace for now.
doet with the ground and pound from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
dow is trying to stand.
doet is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. dow can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
doet avoids the attempt from dow to control.
doet sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
doet's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
dow is working to get back to half guard.
doet manages to capitalize on a mistake by dow to take his back!
A bit of a pause in the action here. doet controlling the positon.

And that's the end of the fight!
john doet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well doet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 29:28
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... john doet!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
32%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Medium John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john dot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John comes into the arena with Medium John: I love Porno blaring out of the sound system. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

John
vs
dot

171 cm
23
139 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Medium John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john dot!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Seu Braga and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

John clinches up with dot and pushes him back against the ropes.
John tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. dot just stands there and leans against the ropes.
dot stalling.

dot pulls guard effortlessly.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
John is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

dot has his foot on John's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. John works his way back into a safe position though.
John seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
dot really doesn't want to stay on the ground with John. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
dot is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Medium John has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
No luck with that takedown attempt from John.
dot takes a shot right to the bread basket.

John drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
John sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed dot's guard.
John content to control rather than advance.
dot tries to get to full guard but John has control of the leg.
John lands strikes from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
John landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

John stands up and beckons dot to join him on the feet.
dot shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and John counters with a nice low kick that buckles dot's knee momentarily.
dot looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

John scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Still in half guard, John seems content to control.
John passes to side control.
The referee asks John politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. John prefers to stall for the moment though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
dot on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

John stands up and beckons dot to his feet.

John has managed to clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by John.

John manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
dot trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
John wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
John might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
dot wants to control from the top but John keeps moving.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

John shoots in and gets a takedown into dot's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

John stands up and waves to dot to follow him.
dot on the wrong end of a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Medium John dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

John misses with a takedown attempt

and dot counters with a takedown into side control.
John manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
John passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for dot!
John landing strikes from the mount.
John lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The referee warns dot that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Medium John overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
John lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
John has his opponent pinned against the ropes, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of dot's face.
dot is breathing heavily.
John controlling the position easily from mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
John's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

John is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. dot is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. dot flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. John anticipates the leg and manages to get behind dot and secures both hooks! This could be bad! John slips an arm under dot chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. John has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. John is squeezing on dot like an anaconda would it's prey. dot fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Medium John!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
63%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kong DooDoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john doht (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

DooDoo
vs
doht

170 cm
23
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kong DooDoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john doht!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Edson Gomes and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DooDoo looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? doht is fending him off so far but DooDoo persists. Nope, doht circles away and we're back to standing.

DooDoo has closed the distance and engaged doht in a clinch.

DooDoo has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics doht uses from the top position.

doht is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but DooDoo has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. doht is looking to defend but DooDoo has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for doht! DooDoo pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, doht taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Kong DooDoo!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
44%

Main event

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between break yaface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john doh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

yaface
vs
doh

220 cm
22
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Big heart

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, break yaface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john doh!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from yaface.
doh displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from yaface.
yaface shoots for a double leg takedown but doh sprawls well. He's pushed yaface's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for break yaface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
yaface moves in looking to clinch but doh pushes him off.
yaface shoots in for a takedown but doh shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
doh leaves yaface with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
doh takes a head kick and keeps coming.
doh throws a lazy head kick
and yaface makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. doh really felt that one!
yaface shoots in for a takedown but doh shows good takedown defense.
doh falls off balance throwing a combination
and yaface counters with a lovely straight right hand!
doh closes this distance looking for a takedown but yaface circles away.
yaface doesn't manage to clinch there - doh circles away.
yaface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
yaface has his takedown stuffed

so doh counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

That's one minute gone in the round.
doh throwing strikes from guard but yaface blocks nicely.
doh trying to control the position from guard on top but yaface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
doh wants to stand and escape but instead yaface has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
doh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
yaface slips nicely into half guard.

yaface decides to stand up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

doh shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
doh is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and yaface reverses the position - he's now on top in doh's guard.

yaface stands up and waves to doh to follow him.
yaface tries for a takedown but doh circles away easily

and doh counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for yaface!
doh looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
yaface tries to hold on but doh postures up.
yaface is looking to get to half guard.
doh really doesn't want to stay on the ground with yaface. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
yaface gets back to half guard.
yaface wants to get back to his feet.
yaface wants to control but doh is keeping busy.
yaface manages to get to full guard.
yaface trying to control the position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
yaface manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. doh manages to get himself to full guard.

yaface stands and steps away. doh gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

yaface shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. doh is trying to defend but yaface finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Well, if yaface is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but john doh will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

yaface doesn't succeed with the takedown

and doh moves into the clinch.
doh is trying to drag yaface to the mat but yaface just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.

yaface ties up his opponent against the ropes and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. yaface no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
yaface is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
yaface trying to control the pace.

yaface decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
doh is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
doh needs to keep his hands up - yaface had a free shot at his head there.
doh with a poor takedown
and yaface connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
yaface throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
yaface doesn't manage to clinch there - doh circles away.
yaface misses with a takedown attempt

and doh moves into the clinch.

yaface's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

yaface rushes doh and presses him up against the ropes.
doh throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
doh looking to slow down the pace here.
doh is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
yaface has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. doh avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for break yaface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
yaface lands a nice knee to the body.

yaface gets control of doh's arms and successfully pulls guard. yaface will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

yaface has his feet on doh's thighs here. He's pushed doh off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! doh screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). break yaface!