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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Calle Machida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Mackey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machida comes to the cage accompanied by Hate to say I told you so. Calle Machida could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Thomas Mackey's chin.
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Calle Machida!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Thomas Mackey!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Joseph Jones and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machida misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mackey looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Mackey is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Mackey advances to half guard.
Mackey trying to mount his opponent but Machida defends it.
Mackey looking for a submission but Machida manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Mackey throws a big right hand that misses.
Mackey trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mackey postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Machida is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Mackey, into his guard.
Mackey looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mackey has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Machida can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Mackey looks gassed!
Machida works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Machida tries to pass to full mount but Mackey defends it.
Mackey looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Machida looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Machida prevents Mackey from improving his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mackey manages to get to full guard.
Mackey bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Machida's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Machida looking for a guillotine here but Mackey defends easily.
Mackey trying to control but Machida is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machida is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Mackey trying to control the position from guard on top but Machida is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Machida is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Mackey wants to control from the top but Machida keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Machida can't keep his opponent in guard - Mackey advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Mackey is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Machida!
Mackey content just to control the position here.
Mackey moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Machida has worked his arm free - good work by Machida!
Machida is looking to regain half guard here but Mackey keeps moving and retains side control.
Mackey working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Thomas Mackey will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Machida throws a sloppy head kick and Mackey moves out of range easily.
Mackey connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Machida throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Machida! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Calle Machida!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marco Aguiar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stone Freightrain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Freightrain is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ride the Lightning. Marco Aguiar has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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277 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Marco Aguiar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stone Freightrain!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, David Schapiro and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aguiar blocks a head kick by Freightrain.
Aguiar looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Freightrain lands a nice hook to Aguiar's body. Aguiar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Freightrain lands a big uppercut and Aguiar crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Aguiar looks OK.
Aguiar is rocked!
Freightrain is trying for a kimura here. Aguiar looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Freightrain wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Stone Freightrain!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Z Hackenbush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Devin Banks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banks has chosen Money in the Bank as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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244 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hugo Z Hackenbush!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Devin Banks!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Joseph Jones and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Banks looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Banks tries to clinch up.
Banks tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hackenbush paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hackenbush connects with a nice looking jab.
Banks shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hackenbush but Hackenbush pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Hackenbush uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Banks fails with an attempt to clinch.
Banks tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hackenbush paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Banks has managed to clinch.
Banks changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Hackenbush fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Hackenbush swats away the attempt to clinch by Banks.
Donk. Hackenbush catches Banks right on the button with a cross.
Devin Banks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hackenbush lands a jab-cross combination.
Banks misses with a hook.
Banks is looking to clinch but Hackenbush is avoiding it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hackenbush scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hackenbush throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hackenbush throws a hook but Banks avoids it easily.
Banks moves in looking to clinch but Hackenbush pushes him off.
Banks closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Hackenbush to the mat! Hackenbush manages to get full guard.
Banks forces his way into half guard.
Hackenbush gets back to full guard.
Banks pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hackenbush is keeping the position for now.
Banks missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Banks throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hackenbush is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banks postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Banks looks gassed!
Hackenbush managing to control the position.
Banks would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hackenbush looking to hit a scissor sweep but Banks is one step ahead there.
Hackenbush trying to keep a closed guard but Banks is proving a slippery customer.
Banks wants to control from the top but Hackenbush keeps moving.
Banks avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Banks landing some decent shots from guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banks scoring with some ground and pound.
Banks distracts Hackenbush with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Hackenbush trying to control the position here.
Banks is looking to work some ground and pound but Hackenbush has wrist control.
Hackenbush has his foot on Banks's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Banks works his way back into a safe position though.
Banks throws a big right hand that misses.
Hackenbush trying to control the position.
Hackenbush keeping moving, preventing Banks from controlling successfully.
Hackenbush is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Banks has his hands clasped together but Hackenbush extends an breaks Banks's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Hackenbush.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Hugo Z Hackenbush!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tom Dwan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and throwthem bows (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). throwthem bows has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tom Dwan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, throwthem bows!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Jorge Garcia and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dwan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dwan feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Dwan pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. bows is keeping the position for now.
bows keeping moving, preventing Dwan from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
bows is looking to stand up but Dwan isn't so interested in that idea.
Dwan passes bows's left leg - he's now in half guard.
bows is trying to stand up here but Dwan is controlling him well.
Dwan is working for a kimura but bows is defending it quite comfortably.
Dwan passes into side control, despite bows's attempt to control the position.
bows can't do much from the bottom here.
bows tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
You can see the frustration on bows's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dwan working for a choke but bows is defending well.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
bows trying to control the hands but Dwan breaks the grip.
bows trying to get back to his feet but Dwan is in full control for now.
Dwan working for the choke.
bows is trying to stand back up.
bows rolls, trying to escape but Dwan keeps control of the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dwan scores with strikes from the back.
Dwan is not going to allow bows to sit and survive in this position.
bows fending off the submission attempt from Dwan.
bows is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Dwan misses with punches from the back.
bows prevents Dwan from getting a body triangle.
bows is trapped and Dwan is scoring with shots to the head and body.
Dwan working for the choke.
Dwan misses with a punch to the head.
Dwan has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on bows's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
bows staying busy and making it hard for Dwan to control.
Dwan is punishing bows with strikes - can he finish him?!
Dwan is cranking bows's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for bows! He's tightened the choke and bows is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tom Dwan!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cosmo Totenhosen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tonka Tomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Totenhosen might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Zehn klein Jägermeister. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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265 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cosmo Totenhosen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tonka Tomas!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Lou da Vinci and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tomas moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
It looks like Cosmo Totenhosen has been cut.
Totenhosen tries to clinch but Tomas is having none of it.
Totenhosen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tomas misses with a series of wild punches.
Totenhosen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tomas. Tomas obviously looking to wear him down.
Totenhosen clinches.
Tomas tries to break the clinch but Totenhosen is controlling the position.
A short body shot lands from Tomas as the two fighters clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tomas lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Totenhosen or not.
Tomas lands a right hand.
Totenhosen lands a hook that snaps the head of Tomas backwards.
Totenhosen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Totenhosen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Totenhosen lands a hook that snaps the head of Tomas backwards.
Totenhosen stops a takedown attempt from Tomas.
Tomas breaks from the clinch.
Tomas lands a slapping body shot.
Totenhosen is breathing heavily.
Tomas swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Totenhosen has closed the distance and engaged Tomas in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tomas.
Totenhosen lands a nice uppercut.
Totenhosen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tomas backwards.
Tomas is trying to stall.
Totenhosen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tomas backwards.
A hook to the body from Tomas.
Totenhosen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Totenhosen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tomas backwards.
Tomas misses with the head strike.
Totenhosen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Totenhosen lands a left hand.
Tomas lands a left hand that snaps the head of Totenhosen backwards.
Totenhosen lands with a right to the head.
Tomas wants to get back to striking at distance but Totenhosen won't allow it.
Tomas tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Totenhosen avoiding damage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Totenhosen for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Still in the clinch, Totenhosen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Totenhosen lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Totenhosen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Totenhosen manages to break the clinch.
Tomas catches Totenhosen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Tomas tries to clinch there but Totenhosen circles away.
Tomas swats away the attempt to clinch by Totenhosen.
Tomas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Totenhosen moves away.
Tomas fails with the takedown.
Totenhosen has taken the fight to the clinch.
Tomas wants to get back to striking at distance but Totenhosen won't allow it.
Totenhosen leaning his opponent against the cage.
Totenhosen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Tomas fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cosmo Totenhosen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tonka Tomas.
Tomas tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tomas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Totenhosen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Totenhosen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Totenhosen lands with a left to the head.
Tomas breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tomas throws a body punch but Totenhosen moves out of range.
Totenhosen moves in looking to clinch but Tomas pushes him off.
Totenhosen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tomas counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Tomas.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Totenhosen.
Tomas lands a right hand that snaps the head of Totenhosen backwards.
Totenhosen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Totenhosen has closed the distance and engaged Tomas in a clinch.
Tomas looking to stall.
Totenhosen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tomas wants to break free but Totenhosen has control.
Tomas misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Totenhosen.
Tomas tries to pull guard but Totenhosen won't allow it.
A short uppercut from Totenhosen.
Totenhosen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Totenhosen digs a right hand underneath Tomas's ribcage. Tomas let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Tomas swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Totenhosen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Totenhosen prevents Tomas from breaking the clinch.
Totenhosen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tomas backwards.
Tomas wants to get back to striking at distance but Totenhosen won't allow it.
Tomas tries a body shot but Totenhosen blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Totenhosen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Totenhosen breaks from the clinch.
Totenhosen gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Totenhosen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Totenhosen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Totenhosen tries to clinch but Tomas moves out of range.
Totenhosen closes the distance and clinches.
Totenhosen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Totenhosen.
Totenhosen manages to break the clinch.
Tomas circles away from the clinch attempt.
Totenhosen moves in looking to clinch but Tomas pushes him off.
Tomas swats away the attempt to clinch by Totenhosen.
Tomas throws a low kick but Totenhosen avoids it.
Totenhosen tries to clinch there but Tomas circles away.
Tomas tries to clinch there but Totenhosen circles away.
Tomas avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Totenhosen goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
It looks like Tonka Tomas has been cut.
Tomas swats away the attempt to clinch by Totenhosen.
Tomas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Totenhosen moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Totenhosen does no damage.
Jab from Tomas.
Tomas swats away the attempt to clinch by Totenhosen.
Totenhosen misses with a series of wild punches.
Totenhosen gets a clinch.
Totenhosen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tomas rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Totenhosen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Totenhosen ducks under a wild hook from Tomas.
Tomas tries to keep at a distance but Totenhosen has taken the fight into the clinch.
Tomas wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Totenhosen gets through Tomas's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tomas tries to break the clinch but Totenhosen is controlling the position.
Tomas doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tomas is trying to break free.
Totenhosen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tomas lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Totenhosen.
Totenhosen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Totenhosen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Cosmo Totenhosen will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Totenhosen moves into the clinch successfully.
Tomas wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Totenhosen has him pressed against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Totenhosen.
Tomas wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Tomas wants to get back to striking at distance but Totenhosen won't allow it.
Totenhosen tries to stall but Tomas uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Totenhosen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Tomas lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Totenhosen backwards.
A right hand to the body from Tomas.
A short left from Tomas.
Tomas drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Totenhosen gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A short uppercut from Totenhosen.
Tomas is trying to break free.
Nice body punch from Tomas - that landed with a thud.
Totenhosen lands a left hand.
Tomas wants to break the clinch but can't.
Totenhosen lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Totenhosen.
Tomas throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Totenhosens head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Totenhosen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Totenhosen lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Tomas backwards.
Totenhosen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cosmo Totenhosen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Totenhosen tries to clinch there but Tomas circles away.
Tomas takes a swing at Totenhosen's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tomas comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Tomas is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Totenhosen rather than just go for the knockout.
Tomas throws a series of punches but Totenhosen moves out of range.
Totenhosen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tomas swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Totenhosen moves into the clinch.
Totenhosen lands a body punch.
Tomas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tomas lands with a short shot to the head.
Totenhosen lands a nice uppercut.
Totenhosen just leaning against Tomas, taking a breather.
Totenhosen lands an uppercut.
Tomas scores with a shot to the side of Totenhosen's head.
Tomas tries to pull guard but Totenhosen holds him up against the cage and eventually Tomas drops back down to his feet.
Totenhosen tries to stall but Tomas uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tomas scores with a shoulder strike.
A short body shot lands from Totenhosen as the two fighters clinch.
Totenhosen digs a right hand into Tomas's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tomas's gas tank.
A body shot lands from Totenhosen.
Totenhosen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Totenhosen misses with some punches.
Tomas lands a shot to the body.
A body shot lands from Tomas.
Tomas blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tomas scores with a hook to the body.
Tomas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Totenhosen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tomas paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tomas scores with a three punch combo!
Totenhosen walks into a stiff left hand from Tomas.
Totenhosen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A right-left combo lands from Totenhosen.
Tomas throws a leg kick that misses.
Totenhosen tries to clinch but Tomas is having none of it.
Totenhosen tries to clinch but Tomas moves out of range.
Tomas throws a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tomas swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tomas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tomas cracks Totenhosen with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Totenhosen looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Tomas finish him?
Totenhosen is rocked!
Tomas throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Totenhosen.
Oh Totenhosen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
BOOM! Tomas lands a beautiful left hook that drops Totenhosen. Totenhosen tries to recover but Tomas is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Totenhosen lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tonka Tomas!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Two Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jay Fatts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatts has chosen Hit Em Up by Tupac as his entrance music. Jay Fatts has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Two Hands's chin.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Two Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jay Fatts!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Lou da Vinci and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatts throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hands's waist but Hands gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Fatts off to one side.
Fatts shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hands pinned against the cage. Hands gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fatts shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hands as he jumps to the side.
Two Hands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jay Fatts.
Hands drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Hands has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Fatts looking for a guillotine here but Hands defends easily.
Fatts preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fatts throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hands not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hands accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hands pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fatts is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Fatts is looking for a triangle but Hands pushes his legs off easily.
Hands working some strikes from top position.
Hands lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hands is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hands throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hands won't allow Fatts to sweep him here.
Hands trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fatts had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Hands is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Fatts Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Hands's back instead.
Hands tries to break free.
Hands trying to control but not successfully.
Fatts scores with punches to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands breaks Fatts's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Hands trying to control the position from guard on top but Fatts is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hands connects with a couple of short punches.
Fatts throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hands trying to control the position from guard on top but Fatts is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hands is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Fatts trying to strike off his back.
Hands cracks Fatts with a solid left hand.
Hands lands a couple of elbows.
Fatts tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Hands is stalling in the full guard.
Hands working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hands's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hands keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Fatts's head.
Hands avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Hands wants to pass the guard but Fatts is keeping the position.
Fatts looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hands content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Fatts is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fatts looks gassed!
Hands working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Fatts looking for a guillotine here but Hands defends easily.
Fatts tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hands working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Fatts escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hands gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hands lands a couple of elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fatts being controlled here, momentarily.
Fatts tries to strike from the bottom.
Hands postures up and lands a big shot to Fatts's brow.
Hands content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Fatts has momentary wrist control but Hands slips an elbow through the middle.
Fatts wants to sweep here but Hands controlling him for the moment.
Hands postures up and lands a big shot to Fatts's brow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Two Hands dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Fatts fails with the takedown
and Hands counters with a shoot takedown. Fatts fights it but they end up in guard.
Hands with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Fatts lands a good elbow from the bottom.
Fatts keeping full guard, as Hands tries to pass.
Fatts is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hands stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fatts swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hands trying to control but Fatts is working from the bottom.
Hands works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Fatts is looking for a sweep. Hands is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Hands working over Fatts with some ground and pound. Fatts looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Hands controlling the action here.
Fatts has hold of Hands's hands but Hands slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatts manages to get to full guard.
Fatts is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fatts is breathing heavily.
Hands scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hands with a nice head shot there.
Fatts wants to sweep but no luck.
Hands won't allow Fatts to get back to his feet.
Hands is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hands is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Hands connects with a couple of short punches.
Hands wants to control from the top but Fatts keeps moving.
Fatts is trying to keep Hands in close.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatts escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hands gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Fatts looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Fatts looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hands cracks Fatts with a solid left hand.
Two Hands overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hands lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Fatts pushes a forearm under Hands's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Hands is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jay Fatts!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Bando (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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210 lbs
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205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Luke Bando!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Gilmore!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, John Kavanagh and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bando.
A combination from Bando does no damage.
Bando tries a head kick but it misses.
Bando wants to clinch up but Gilmore keeps it at a distance.
Gilmore showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bando.
Bando fails to land with a series of punches.
Bando misses with a few strikes there.
Bando tries to clinch but Gilmore is having none of it.
Bando shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Bando showed some decent athleticism there.
Gilmore makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Gilmore.
Gilmore looking for a sweep. Not yet Gilmore, not yet.
Gilmore is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Gilmore is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Bando throws and elbow that misses. Gilmore uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bando's guard. Nice move by Gilmore!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gilmore trying to control the position from guard on top but Bando is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gilmore wants to pass the guard but Bando is keeping the position.
Bando kicks Gilmore off and gets to his feet.
Gilmore avoids the head kick by Bando.
Bando moves in looking to clinch but Gilmore pushes him off.
Bando throws a sloppy head kick and Gilmore moves out of range easily.
Gilmore decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Bando is trying to maintain the position but Gilmore is very close to passing his half guard.
Bando is breathing heavily.
Gilmore is working for a kimura but Bando is defending it quite comfortably.
Bando pushes Gilmore off looking to stand but Gilmore dives back in and keeps control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore is looking for a kimura here.
Gilmore not doing much here.
Gilmore is looking for a kimura but Bando is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Gilmore to get the leverage.
Bando looks like he's trying to stand up.
Gilmore is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Bando!
Bando is looking to get to half guard.
Gilmore working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Bando turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Gilmore off and cradles Bando's limp body as Gilmore celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Happy Gilmore!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Goody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goody is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Go to Sleep - Eminem. Bruce Banner had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Counter striker
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Banner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Charles Goody!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Chad Campbell and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goody lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Banner at a distance.
Banner shoots in and drives through. Goody sprawls well.
Goody lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Banner takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Goody scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Banner fails with a takedown attempt.
Goody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Banner manages to avoid it.
Banner shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Goody as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce Banner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Banner fails with a takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banner closes this distance looking for a takedown but Goody circles away.
Goody scores with a punch to the head.
Goody throws a hook to the side of Banner's head but Banner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Banner misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Banner shoots for a double leg takedown but Goody sprawls well. He's pushed Banner's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Banner shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Goody as he jumps to the side.
Banner throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Goody's waist but Goody gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Banner off to one side.
Goody checks the leg kick nicely there.
Banner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Goody misses with a series of wild punches.
Banner avoids a punch combination nicely.
Charles Goody is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banner throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Goody's waist but Goody gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Banner off to one side.
Banner shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Goody as he avoids it easily.
Goody paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
No luck for Banner with that takedown attempt.
Banner is breathing heavily.
A nice combination there by Goody.
Goody looks to land a combination but Banner avoids it well.
Goody throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Banner.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banner throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Goody connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Banner tries a head kick but it misses.
Banner scores a takedown into full mount!
Goody is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Banner working for a submission but Goody is keeping him at bay.
Goody trying desperately to get to his feet.
Banner is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Goody has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Goody!
Banner is looking for a triangle but Goody pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charles Goody dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Goody throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Banner scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Goody pushes Banner off looking to stand but Banner dives back in and keeps control.
Banner works his way into side control.
Banner tries to advance to mount but can't.
Banner tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Banner has an Americana. Goody didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Banner is delighted and gyrates infront of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Banner hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Bruce Banner!
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