Cage Chaos PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gerard van Duyven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). van Duyven comes into the arena with I Like It Loud blaring out of the sound system. Gerard van Duyven could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Marcus Miller's chin.

van Duyven
vs
Miller

175 cm
19
170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
22
181 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gerard van Duyven!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Marcus Miller!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Dmitry Maklakov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
van Duyven tries for a takedown but Miller sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Miller throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Miller keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Miller swinging wilding here.
Donk. Miller catches van Duyven right on the button with a cross.
van Duyven takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
van Duyven fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gerard van Duyven. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Miller slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Miller throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
van Duyven is breathing heavily.
van Duyven fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Miller lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - van Duyven can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Miller and van Duyven drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Miller.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcus Miller!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
90%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Igor Frankenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bonzi Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Frankenstein kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Die MF Die. Bonzi Williams has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Frankenstein
vs
Williams

185 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

183 cm
19
188 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Igor Frankenstein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bonzi Williams!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Konstantin Menshow and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frankenstein avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Williams looks to land a combination but Frankenstein avoids it well.
Williams misses with a wild combination.
Williams Rushes Frankenstein and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Frankenstein is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Williams Piles on the pressure and Frankenstein crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bonzi Williams!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
26%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mahmed Hassan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nigel Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diaz has chosen Pastor Troy- Just to Fight as his entrance music. Nigel Diaz has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hassan
vs
Diaz

183 cm
20
210 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

187 cm
22
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mahmed Hassan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nigel Diaz!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Valeri Chadov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Diaz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Diaz drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Nigel Diaz has been cut.
A shot to de liver by Diaz. Beautiful body shot.
Hassan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diaz.
Hassan stuffs the takedown.
Hassan throws a combination that misses
and Diaz counters with a left and a right that stings Hassan.
Hassan needs to keep his hands up - Diaz had a free shot at his head there.
Hassan misses with the combination.
Hassan throws a poor cross that misses

and Diaz counters with a single leg into guard. Hassan didn't expect that.
Hassan not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Diaz gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diaz has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hassan finds it's way round the side to connect with Diaz's head.
Diaz slips a jab and a cross from Hassan.
Nigel Diaz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diaz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hassan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz misses with a body kick.
Diaz misses with a takedown
and Hassan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Diaz misses with the combination.
Diaz fails with the takedown
and Hassan counters with a nice uppercut.
Mahmed Hassan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nigel Diaz.
Diaz looks gassed!
Diaz scores with a kick to the midsection.
Hassan misses with a double jab.

Diaz shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Diaz looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Hassan doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hassan trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Diaz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Diaz trying to control the position from guard on top but Hassan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hassan pulls Diaz in to control the position.
Hassan working a defensive guard here.
Hassan striking from the bottom here.
Hassan tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hassan swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Diaz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diaz slips under a jab from Hassan.
Hassan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diaz manages to avoid it.
Hassan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hassan walks into a stiff left hand from Diaz.
Hassan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Diaz gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Hassan counters with a stiff right hand.
Diaz tries for a takedown but Hassan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hassan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hassan misses the body punch
and Diaz counters with a slapping leg kick.
Hassan throws a series of punches but Diaz moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Diaz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hassan throws a combination that misses

and Diaz counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Hassan will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Hassan trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Diaz wanted to stand there but Hassan had control of the position.
Hassan looking for a sweep. Not yet Hassan, not yet.
Hassan trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Hassan is trying to control the position but Diaz postures up.
Diaz trying to control but Hassan is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Diaz fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Diaz fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.

Nigel Diaz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nigel Diaz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Hassan throws a big shot that misses.
Diaz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hassan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A solid leg kick lands there for Diaz.
Diaz doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hassan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mahmed Hassan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hassan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hassan punishes Diaz's body with a nice straight punch.
Diaz misses with a takedown attempt
and Hassan counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Diaz thinking.
Diaz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hassan throws a leg kick but Diaz sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hassan connects with a good right hand that stumbles Diaz. Diaz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Diaz shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Diaz showed some decent athleticism there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Diaz prevents Hassan from improving his position.
Diaz wants to control but Hassan is keeping him busy.
Hassan scores with a few weak punches.
Diaz seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hassan does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hassan trying to control from the bottom.
Diaz is keen to just control but Hassan is a slippery customer.
Hassan on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hassan tries to get out of the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Diaz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Diaz scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Ground and pound from Diaz.
Diaz slows the pace down in half guard.
Diaz seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hassan does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Diaz is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Hassan!
Hassan wants to control but Diaz is having none of it.
Diaz controlling the pace for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diaz prevents Hassan from getting the reversal.
Hassan wants to hold on but Diaz pushes him away.
Diaz prevents Hassan from getting the reversal.
Hassan wants to hold on but Diaz pushes him away.
Diaz blocks Hassan's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Hassan is squirming around, avoiding Diaz's attempts to control the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Diaz blocks Hassan's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Hassan flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Hassan regains half guard.
Hassan throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Hassan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hassan is staying active underneath Diaz, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Well, if Diaz is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight� I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza� Yum. Can't wait.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hassan desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Diaz trying to control the action but Hassan is working from the bottom.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Nigel Diaz will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Nigel Diaz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Diaz ducks right into an uppercut from Hassan.
Hassan takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Hassan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diaz manages to avoid it.
Hassan lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mahmed Hassan is winning the standup battle so far.
Diaz tries to clinch but Hassan moves away
and Hassan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hassan scores with a shot to the body.
Hassan misses with an uppercut. Diaz saw that one coming.
Diaz misses with the combination.
Diaz shoots and misses
and Hassan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hassan displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hassan throws a left and a right that both miss
and Diaz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hassan fails to land with a series of punches.
Diaz blocks a jab.
Hassan misses with a double jab.
Diaz throws the kick towards the body but Hassan avoids it.
Hassan stuffs the takedown attempt from Diaz. Diaz gets slowly back to his feet.
Hassan staying out of range there.
Diaz throws a push kick but Hassan slaps the foot to one side.
Good leg kick by Diaz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hassan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diaz misses with a kick to the body
and Hassan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nice cross by Diaz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hassan misses with a few strikes there.
Hassan throws a lazy uppercut

and Diaz counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Hassan tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Hassan missing with punches from the bottom.
Hassan is looking to improve his position.
Diaz wants to pass the guard but Hassan is defending well.
Hassan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hassan misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Diaz controlling the action here.
Diaz has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Nigel Diaz has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hassan is just holding on here. Diaz manages to take his back.
Hassan surviving as best he can, preventing damage.
Diaz controlling well, preventing Hassan from escaping the position.
Diaz just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Diaz scores with punches and elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hassan just trying to survive but Diaz is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.

Diaz looking for the choke from the back.
Diaz biding his time, controlling Hassan.
Hassan tries to break free.
Mahmed Hassan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Diaz tries to get the hooks in deep but Hassan pushed the leg off.
Hassan wants to control his opponent's hands but Diaz gets his hands free.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Diaz controlling well, preventing Hassan from escaping the position.
Diaz tries to get the hooks in deep but Hassan pushed the leg off.
Hassan tries to break free.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Mahmed Hassan.
I think Diaz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 29:29
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Nigel Diaz!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
58%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rajun Cajun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dixon Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Cajun
vs
Jackson

199 cm
22
269 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
19
280 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rajun Cajun!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dixon Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Aleksandr Martynov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson throws a shot from downtown. Cajun moves away and avoids it.
Cajun takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jackson circles away from the clinch attempt.

Jackson scores a takedown into full mount!
Jackson looking to ground and pound but Cajun is blocking nicely.
Cajun takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Jackson landing punches.

Cajun is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jackson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Cajun looks a forlorn figure.
Oh Cajun is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jackson punching from mount but Cajun doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Jackson unloads with some shots from mount but Cajun bucks and avoids them well.
Jackson punching from mount but Cajun doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Jackson throws some wild stikes that Cajun manages to avoid easily.
Jackson throwing strikes here but Cajun is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Cajun wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Jackson.
Jackson throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Cajun because Jackson loaded up on that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cajun avoids a series of strikes thrown by Jackson.
Jackson throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Jackson throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Jackson throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Jackson misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Jackson throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Cajun because Jackson loaded up on that one.
Jackson throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Jackson misses with a head shot.
Cajun blocking the ground and pound.
Jackson throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Cajun because Jackson loaded up on that one.
Poor strikes thrown by Jackson there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Jackson looking to finish with strikes here!
Cajun blocking the ground and pound.
Jackson looking to ground and pound but Cajun is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cajun is breathing heavily.
Jackson throws some wild stikes that Cajun manages to avoid easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Jackson thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Jackson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cajun. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Cajun wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Jackson.
Cajun blocking the ground and pound.
Jackson throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Cajun because Jackson loaded up on that one.
Cajun wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Jackson.
Jackson thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Jackson unloads with some shots from mount but Cajun bucks and avoids them well.
Cajun seems to have got his legs back now.
Cajun is trying to escape the mount.
Jackson lands a big elbow.
Jackson landing strikes, looking to finish!
Cajun slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Jackson tries to pass to full mount but Cajun defends it.
Cajun flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cajun keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jackson thows a huge punch but Cajun dodges it nicely.

Cajun kicks off Jackson and gets to his feet.
Jackson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cajun moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jackson throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Cajun colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Jackson as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Cajun is left battered and dazed whilst Jackson and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dixon Jackson!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
67%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cannon Cage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Petrovolinksi Kotoski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cage
vs
Kotoski

185 cm
18
186 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
18
186 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Cannon Cage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Petrovolinksi Kotoski!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kotoski throws a leg kick which misses Cage's front leg but catches the back leg as Cage tries to avoid it.
Kotoski misses with a low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kotoski.
Cage avoids the body shot from Kotoski.

Cage clinches up with Kotoski and pushes him back against the cage.
Kotoski tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Kotoski manages to pull guard.
Kotoski is trying to keep Cage in close.

Kotoski is looking for a triangle but Cage pushes his legs off easily.
Cage slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Kotoski wants to stand but Cage is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Kotoski is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Kotoski has Cage pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Cage manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Kotoski prevents Cage from breaking the clinch.
Kotoski prevents the takedown attempt.
Kotoski has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cage avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kotoski looks gassed!
Kotoski drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Cage gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Cannon Cage has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Petrovolinksi Kotoski.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cage escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kotoski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kotoski tries to land a leg kick but Cage saw it coming and moves away.
Kotoski looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cage tries to clinch up but Kotoski circles away and keeps his distance.
Cage throws a head kick but Kotoski moves out of range.

Cage darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Kotoski looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Cage is controlling the pace.
Kotoski is pressing down on Cage's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Cage is sitting in close to Kotoski's body. Kotoski has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Cage is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Cage is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Kotoski.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Petrovolinksi Kotoski!