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Catch-22 PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Betty BETTY (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bowl Noodle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Betty BETTY has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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155 lbs
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150 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Betty BETTY!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bowl Noodle!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Felipe Paraventi and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BETTY throws a looping overhand right but Noodle ducks down to avoid it.
A slow jab from BETTY misses its intended target.
BETTY moves away from the strike by Noodle.
Noodle shoots in but BETTY avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Noodle misses with a hook. BETTY ducked under it nicely.
A swing and a miss from Noodle.
BETTY tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Noodle was well out of range. Poor timing from BETTY.
BETTY misses with a looping right.
Noodle misses with a body shot
and BETTY counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bowl Noodle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
BETTY thows a body shot but no joy.
Noodle shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as BETTY sprawls well. BETTY wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Noodle gets slowly back to his feet.
Noodle throws a body punch but BETTY moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch lands to the side of Noodle 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Noodle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
BETTY throws a jab when Noodle was well out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
BETTY connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Noodle momentarily.
BETTY slips under a jab.
A slow jab from Noodle misses its intended target.
BETTY scores with a jab to the body.
Noodle shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with BETTY but BETTY pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Betty BETTY has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bowl Noodle.
BETTY throws a shot from downtown. Noodle moves away and avoids it.
Noodle misses with a hook to the body
and BETTY counters with a right hand to the body.
Noodle looks to score with a jab to the body but BETTY is just out of range.
BETTY lands with a shot to the body.
A shot to de liver by BETTY. Beautiful body shot.
BETTY tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Noodle was well out of range. Poor timing from BETTY.
Noodle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noodle is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down BETTY rather than just go for the knockout.
BETTY lands a body shot.
Noodle swings and misses with a shot to the body
and BETTY counters with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
BETTY lands a jab.
It looks like Bowl Noodle has been cut.
Noodle looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noodle gets cracked there but stands up to it.
BETTY thows a body shot but no joy.
Betty BETTY is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Noodle throws a hook but BETTY avoids it easily.
BETTY lands a nice hook to Noodle's body. Noodle takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Noodle is trying desperately to land a takedown but BETTY is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Noodle.
Noodle misses the body punch
letting BETTY counter with a right hand.
Noodle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but BETTY manages to avoid it.
Noodle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Noodle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but BETTY manages to avoid it.
BETTY bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Noodle shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. BETTY manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Noodle throwing strikes from guard but BETTY blocks nicely.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
BETTY is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noodle throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
BETTY wants to get back to his feet but Noodle is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Noodle is in close to BETTY's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Noodle trying to control but BETTY is working from the bottom.
BETTY keeping full guard, as Noodle tries to pass.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
BETTY throws a shot to the body.
Noodle throws a combination that misses
and BETTY makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
BETTY connects with a right hand. Noodle shakes it off.
BETTY throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A telegraphed right hand from Noodle misses the target.
BETTY ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Noodle takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A slow jab from BETTY misses its intended target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
BETTY throws a jab but it's blocked by Noodle.
BETTY digs a good body shot into Noodle's ribs.
BETTY scores with a hook to the body. Noodle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Betty BETTY dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bowl Noodle's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Noodle.
BETTY throws a shot to the body.
BETTY scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Noodle doesn't seem bothered though.
A big left from BETTY misses.
BETTY ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Noodle closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
BETTY throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Noodle on the side of the head.
BETTY lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
BETTY just misses with a punch to the body.
BETTY with a nice cross.
The fighters circle momentarily. BETTY darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body punch from BETTY.
Noodle is breathing heavily.
BETTY misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Noodle.
BETTY throws out a powerful jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
BETTY avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Noodle misses with a body shot
and BETTY cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Noodle shoots for a double leg takedown but BETTY sprawls well. He's pushed Noodle's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
BETTY throws a body punch but Noodle moves out of range.
Noodle swings and misses with a shot to the body
and BETTY counters with a straight right hand.
Noodle looks to score with a jab to the body but BETTY is just out of range.
Noodle throws the left hand but BETTY avoids the punch easily.
BETTY swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noodle misses with a telegraphed body shot
and BETTY counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
BETTY throws a body punch but Noodle moves out of range.
Noodle takes a shot to the body in his stride.
BETTY scores with a jab to the head.
BETTY sizes up Noodle with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Noodle throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around BETTY's waist but BETTY gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Noodle off to one side.
Betty BETTY has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bowl Noodle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noodle takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Noodle misses with a shot to the body
and BETTY counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Noodle doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
BETTY throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Noodle stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
BETTY throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BETTY lands a right hook to the body.
BETTY scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Noodle doesn't seem bothered though.
Nice shot by BETTY.
BETTY throws out a powerful jab.
Noodle is rocked!
A telegraphed right hand from BETTY misses the target.
Noodle looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Betty BETTY is winning the standup battle so far.
BETTY lands a nice looking body shot.
BETTY lands a really nice looking cross but Noodle seems unphased.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
BETTY throws a shot to the body.
Noodle takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Noodle misses with a shot to the body
and BETTY counters with a nice uppercut.
Noodle shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and BETTY counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Noodle throws out a loose jab but BETTY uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noodle swings and misses with a shot to the body
and BETTY counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
BETTY ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
BETTY fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Noodle on the side of the head.
BETTY bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Noodle's head backwards.
BETTY's corner calls for a 1-2. BETTY obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
BETTY fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Noodle on the side of the head.
Noodle is still on wobbly legs! Can BETTY finish him?
BETTY digs a good body shot into Noodle's ribs.
Noodle seems to have recovered his senses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
BETTY lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Noodle at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
BETTY scores with a punch to the head.
BETTY thuds his right hand into Noodle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Noodle shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Noodle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
BETTY bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Noodle's head.
Nice straight punches there by BETTY. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of BETTY.
Noodle has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
BETTY lands a lovely overhand right.
BETTY connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Noodle momentarily.
BETTY keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Noodle shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has BETTY pinned against the cage. BETTY gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
BETTY lands a right hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Betty BETTY dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bowl Noodle's cut.
That's time! BETTY's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
BETTY lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Noodle at a distance.
Noodle misses with a body shot
and BETTY counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Noodle thinking.
BETTY scores with a body shot.
BETTY just misses with a punch to the body.
Noodle throws a sloppy body shot
enabling BETTY to counter with a crisp jab.
BETTY swings for the body but Noodle moves out of range.
Noodle's corner calls for a 1-2. Noodle obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A jab from BETTY does it's job there.
BETTY throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
BETTY smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
BETTY lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Noodle misses.
Noodle shoots in but BETTY avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Noodle takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Noodle walks into a straight right hand from BETTY.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noodle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says BETTY as he avoids it easily.
BETTY avoids the body shot from Noodle.
Nice shot lands for BETTY.
Noodle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but BETTY moves away.
Noodle tries to score a power double leg takedown but BETTY sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Noodle somewhat.
Betty BETTY has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bowl Noodle.
Noodle misses with a hook. BETTY ducked under it nicely.
Noodle throws a predictable looking body shot
and BETTY counters with a lovely shot to the body.
BETTY jabs at Noodle's body.
Noodle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
BETTY swings and misses with a shot to the body
so Noodle counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
BETTY preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noodle loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Noodle wants to pass the guard but BETTY is keeping the position.
Noodle is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Noodle postures up.
Noodle loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Noodle stops BETTY from standing up.
Noodle throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as BETTY works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Noodle shoots in for a double leg but BETTY sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Noodle misses with a body punch
and BETTY counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice shot lands for BETTY.
BETTY changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
BETTY lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Noodle at a distance.
BETTY misses the shot to the body.
BETTY scores with a hook to the body. Noodle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
BETTY connects with a body shot.
BETTY misses with a body punch
and Noodle counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Noodle.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Noodle accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
BETTY tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Noodle trying to move into half guard but instead BETTY has managed to sweep!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noodle looking for a sweep. Not yet Noodle, not yet.
BETTY trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Noodle wants to sweep but no luck.
BETTY wants to get up but he can't break Noodle's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Noodle throws a predictable looking body shot
and BETTY counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Noodle throws a sloppy body shot
and BETTY counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
BETTY connects with a looping right hand.
Noodle misses with a hook to the body
and Noodle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bowl Noodle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Betty BETTY is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Noodle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that's the end of the fight!
Betty BETTY showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for BETTY, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:26
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:26
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Betty BETTY!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Horatio Nelson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luis Gomez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Luis Gomez is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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159 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Horatio Nelson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Luis Gomez!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Thiago Cunha and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gomez throws a series of punches but Nelson avoids them all with ease.
Gomez misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nelson closes the distance and clinches.
Nelson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Gomez has had enough of the clinch but Nelson keeps him there for the moment.
A frustrated look appears on Gomez's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Gomez avoids the elbow strike from Nelson, against the ropes.
Gomez wants to break free but Nelson has control.
Nelson has Gomez pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Gomez manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Gomez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nelson prevents Gomez from breaking the clinch.
Nelson ties up his opponent against the ropes and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Nelson no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Gomez postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nelson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Gomez defends it easily.
Gomez wants to get up but he can't break Nelson's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nelson has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Gomez should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Nelson has tightened it up now! Gomez should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Horatio Nelson!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Perry Chromo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruno Sotomayor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sotomayor comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Enter Sandman - Metallica kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Perry Chromo had a look across the ring there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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210 lbs
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203 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great low kicks
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Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Perry Chromo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bruno Sotomayor!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Felipe Paraventi and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chromo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Perry Chromo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chromo throws the kick towards the body but Sotomayor avoids it.
Sotomayor swinging wilding here.
Sotomayor checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Chromo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sotomayor looks to score with a jab to the body but Chromo is just out of range.
Chromo throws a chopping leg kick but Sotomayor manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Chromo throws a head kick that misses.
Chromo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sotomayor moves away from the strike by Chromo.
Sotomayor works Chromo's body with a nice hook.
Sotomayor moves out of range of the leg kick from Chromo.
Sotomayor paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Chromo throws a sloppy head kick and Sotomayor moves out of range easily.
A combination from Sotomayor does no damage.
Chromo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chromo throws a wild body kick that Sotomayor sees coming a mile off.
Chromo looks for the body kick but Sotomayor saw that one coming.
Sotomayor punishes Chromo's body with a nice straight punch.
Chromo is breathing heavily.
Sotomayor jabs at Chromo's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sotomayor misses with a jab, cross combination.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Sotomayor! Chromo is backing up but he can't get away as Sotomayor lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Chromo and ends the fight. Great knockout.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bruno Sotomayor!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ichiro Chan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Del Homosapien (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chan kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Spartan X. Homosapien has chosen Buju Banton - Not An Easy Road as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Ichiro Chan has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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145 lbs
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142 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ichiro Chan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Del Homosapien!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Seu Braga and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Homosapien shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Chan is staying active underneath Homosapien, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Homosapien not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Chan pushes Homosapien off looking to stand but Homosapien dives back in and keeps control.
Homosapien is looking for a kimura here.
Homosapien has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Homosapien is working for a kimura but Chan is defending it quite comfortably.
Homosapien is working for a submission of some sort.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Homosapien wants to pass to mount but Chan is defending the position.
Homosapien wants to work for an arm triangle but Chan is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Homosapien is trying to control the action in half guard but Chan is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Chan avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Homosapien.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Homosapien is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Homosapien is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Chan sees it coming and defends easily.
Homosapien wants to advance to full mount but Chan doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Homosapien trying to control but Chan is working from the bottom.
Chan is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Homosapien is aware though and is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Homosapien doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Homosapien manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Homosapien's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Homosapien trying to control but Chan is working from the bottom.
Homosapien is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Chan is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Chan has escaped and now he's on top!
Homosapien trying to keep a closed guard but Chan is proving a slippery customer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Homosapien wants to sweep here but Chan controlling him for the moment.
Homosapien doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Del Homosapien dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Homosapien misses with a few strikes there.
Chan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chan leaves Homosapien with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Homosapien shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Chan pinned against the cage. Chan gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ichiro Chan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Homosapien misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Homosapien shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Chan manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chan looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Homosapien pushing down on Chan's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Chan kicks off Homosapien and gets to his feet.
Homosapien shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Homosapien maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Chan could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Homosapien has cracked it and Chan is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Homosapien!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Del Homosapien!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kareem Said (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tom Gabel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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220 lbs
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214 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kareem Said!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tom Gabel!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Seu Braga and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Said lands a nice shot to the body.
Gabel throws a sloppy head kick and Said moves out of range easily.
Said slips a jab from Gabel.
Gabel throws a head kick that misses.
Said misses with a hook. Gabel ducked under it nicely.
Gabel is looking to chop away at Said's legs.
Gabel with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Said lands a jab to the nose.
Gabel fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Said manages to avoid it.
Said takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Gabel looks for the body kick but Said saw that one coming.
Said looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Said trying to mount his opponent but Gabel defends it.
Said blocks the strikes from Gabel.
Said thows a huge punch but Gabel dodges it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Said is thwarting Gabel's attempts to control the position.
Gabel is not content to let Said control the position.
Said sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Gabel defending well though.
Said thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Gabel is refusing to be controlled, as Said sits in half guard.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Gabel scores with a nice strike.
It looks like Kareem Said has been cut.
Said throws an overhand right that lands on Gabel's shoulder, as Gabel tries to avoid the shot.
Said drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Gabel ducks under a wild hook from Said.
Gabel throws a hook but Said avoids it easily.
Gabel throws a body kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Gabel.
Said is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gabel looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Gabel throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Said crumples to the floor and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tom Gabel!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marcello Magalhaes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Magalhaes comes to the ring accompanied by Last Of The Mohicans Soundtrack. Golem comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Geo dude geo geo dude kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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25
220 lbs
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19
217 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Marcello Magalhaes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Geodude Golem!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Leandro Rodrigues and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Magalhaes.
Magalhaes thows a body shot but no joy.
Magalhaes is looking to clinch.
Golem lands with a kick to the temple. Magalhaes shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Marcello Magalhaes has been cut.
Magalhaes misses with a body kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Magalhaes is defended easily by Golem.
An inside leg kick lands from Golem.
Magalhaes is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Magalhaes throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Golem's waist but Golem gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Magalhaes off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marcello Magalhaes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters circling a little - Golem finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Magalhaes. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Magalhaes drops his hands momentarily and Golem needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Magalhaes just on the top of the head. Magalhaes drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Magalhaes - he's done!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Geodude Golem!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ray Charles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Metcalf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Charles comes to the ring accompanied by Muddy Waters- Hoochie Coochie Man. Metcalf has chosen "Highway to the Danger Zone," by Kenny Loggins as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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215 lbs
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222 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ray Charles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mike Metcalf!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Emerson Jorge and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Metcalf throws a shot from downtown. Charles moves away and avoids it.
Metcalf fails in his attempt to clinch.
Metcalf misses with a wild body shot.
Metcalf throws a shot from downtown. Charles moves away and avoids it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Charles.
A swing and a miss from Charles.
Charles avoids the body shot from Metcalf.
Metcalf gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Metcalf softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Metcalf blocks a body shot from Charles.
Charles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Charles dodges the punch combination from Metcalf.
Metcalf closes the distance and pushes Charles back into the ropes.
Charles lands a nice shot to the body.
Metcalf trying to land knees to the body.
Charles breaks the clinch.
Metcalf ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Metcalf ducks under a wild hook from Charles.
Metcalf misses the shot to the body.
Charles bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Metcalf misses with a two punch combination.
Charles misses the shot to the body.
Charles defending well as Metcalf loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Metcalf fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Charles manages to avoid it.
Metcalf throws a sloppy body shot
and Charles counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Metcalf tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Charles counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Metcalf looks gassed!
Charles swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Metcalf throws a hook to the side of Charles's head but Charles sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Charles just misses with a punch to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Metcalf 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Charles throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Charles scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Metcalf is holding his hands too far apart here. Charles throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Metcalf is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ray Charles!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Burt Reynolds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zacharia Steele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steele is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rock You Like A Hurricane. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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184 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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178 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Burt Reynolds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Zacharia Steele!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Steele.
Reynolds stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Steele.
Steele misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Reynolds gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Reynolds tries to land knees in the clinch but Steele avoids the damage to the body.
Reynolds on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Steele avoids a wild elbow strike from Reynolds.
Steele lands a body shot in the clinch.
Steele landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Reynolds throws an elbow but it misses.
Steele gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Burt Reynolds has been cut.
Steele tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Reynolds avoids it.
Reynolds lands a nice elbow.
Steele is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Reynolds is defending well for now.
Steele throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Steele.
Reynolds takes an elbow to the forehead.
Steele takes an elbow to the temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Steele lands an elbow that stopped Reynolds in his tracks for a moment.
Reynolds avoiding damage as Steele throws knees to the body.
Steele managing to block the knees to the body from Reynolds.
Steele is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Reynolds is defending well for now.
Steele scores with a knee to the head.
Steele throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Steele cracks Reynolds with a nice body shot.
Reynolds throws an elbow but it misses.
Reynolds lands an elbow that stopped Steele in his tracks for a moment.
Steele blocks the elbow strike.
Steele utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Reynolds is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Steele unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Steele tries to land knees in the clinch but Reynolds avoids the damage to the body.
Reynolds on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Reynolds avoiding damage as Steele throws knees to the body.
Reynolds trying to land knees to the body.
Reynolds managing to block the knees to the body from Steele.
Steele lands an elbow just above Reynolds 's eye.
Steele scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Steele lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Reynolds is rocked!
Steele crunches a lovely knee into Reynolds's ribcage.
Oh Reynolds is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Reynolds pushes off an throws an elbow but Steele leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Steele lands an elbow inside.
Steele avoids the elbow strike from Reynolds, against the ropes.
clinched against the ropes, Steele lands a big elbow that drops Reynolds! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Reynolds is complaining that he's OK but he was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zacharia Steele!
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Enitan Olufunmilola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marge Power (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Olufunmilola comes into the arena with Doctor Octagon-Earth People blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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135 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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130 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Enitan Olufunmilola!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Marge Power!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Matheus Silva and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Power throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Olufunmilola's head.
It looks like Enitan Olufunmilola has been cut.
Olufunmilola looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Power pivots, looking for a leg kick but Olufunmilola is out of range and Power settles back down.
Olufunmilola tries to close the distance and clinch but Power swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Power cracks Olufunmilola on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Olufunmilola falls backwards against the ropes. Power follows up with more strikes that drop Olufunmilola to his knees. Power keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Olufunmilola! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marge Power! Marge Power retains his bantamweight title!
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Main event
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jae Wilco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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21
165 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
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26
163 lbs
11 - 1 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Alexander Wilson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jae Wilco!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Seu Braga and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilco throws a head kick but Wilson moves out of range.
Wilco tries to bum rush Wilson with a series of wild strikes but Wilson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wilco swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wilco lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
It looks like Alexander Wilson has been cut.
Wilco misses the jab.
Wilson lands a nice shot to the body.
Wilco misses with a shot to the body
and Wilson counters with a single leg into guard. Wilco didn't expect that.
Wilco trying to control the position.
Wilco throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Wilco not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Wilco tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Wilson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Wilson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Wilson thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Wilson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Wilco wants to stand but Wilson is controlling the position.
Wilson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wilco looking to control.
Wilson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Wilson is in close to Wilco's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Wilson distracts Wilco with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Wilco is looking for a triangle but Wilson pushes his legs off easily.
Wilco looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Wilco looks gassed!
Wilson drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Wilson as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Wilco screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Wilson! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Alexander Wilson!
Alexander Wilson retains his lightweight title!
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