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Redneck event 1/3 PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between john dow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john doet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john dow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john doet!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Edson Gomes and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
doet just misses with a punch to the body.
doet displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from dow.
Some wild striking there from doet.
dow tries a head kick but it misses.
dow misses with a body kick.
doet tries for a takedown but dow circles away easily
and dow counters with a nice double leg into side control. doet won't be happy with that.
dow wants to stand but doet is controlling his arm.
doet is not content to let dow control the position.
doet is looking for a sweep.
doet sneaks back into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
doet is looking for a sweep. dow is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
doet makes his way to full guard. A much better position for doet.
dow wants to control from the top but doet keeps moving.
dow pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. doet is keeping the position for now.
doet looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
doet working a defensive guard here.
dow trying to control the position from guard on top but doet is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
doet preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
dow working some strikes from top position.
dow throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as doet works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
dow wants to pass the guard but doet is keeping the position.
dow controlling from the top position.
dow really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
doet keeping moving, preventing dow from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
dow preventing the sweep.
doet wants to get back to his feet but dow is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The ref stands the fighters back up. john dow wasn't doing enough on the ground.
doet swats away the attempt to clinch by dow.
dow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
dow tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but doet paws at him with a jab and circles away.
dow doesn't manage to clinch there - doet circles away.
doet lands with a straight right. dow didn't see that one coming.
doet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No luck for dow with that takedown attempt.
doet shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. dow is trying to defend but doet finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
dow is breathing heavily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
dow is looking to escape.
doet is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and dow defends it well.
dow kicks off doet and gets to his feet.
dow looks for a takedown but doet sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for john dow. That's going to take a lot out of him.
doet shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has dow pinned against the cage. dow gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
john dow dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
doet is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in dow's half guard.
doet is looking to take a break and control but dow is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
dow is looking to improve his position.
dow is looking to control doet's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can dow avoid being mounted?
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
doet is trying to control. dow wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
doet thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed dow's head.
doet lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
doet escapes and gets back to his feet.
doet connects with the punch.
dow misses with a takedown attempt
and doet counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in dow's guard now.
doet thows a big elbow that misses.
dow is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. doet is aware though and is defending well.
dow can't keep his opponent in guard - doet advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
doet slows the pace down in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
doet decides to stand up.
doet closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
doet scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at dow to see if he's OK.
dow prevents doet from improving position.
dow is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
dow is trying to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
dow looking for a sweep but doet has passed into full mount! Oh no!
doet fails to take his opponent's back.
dow is trying desperately to improve position.
dow is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
doet controlling the position easily from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
doet trying to control but dow is having none of it.
doet unloading with bombs!
doet lands a big shot there that rocks dow but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
doet landing strikes from the mount and dow is in trouble!
john doet has got the better of the ground game so far.
doet controlling from the full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
john doet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
doet fails with an attempt to clinch.
Horrible takedown by dow or perhaps it was just good defense by doet which made him look bad.
A head kick misses from dow.
doet closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. dow quickly recovers to half guard.
dow won't allow doet to pass to mount.
doet has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
doet scoring with strikes but dow is staying in there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
doet working dow over with strikes here.
doet controlling his opponent.
dow wants to hold on but doet pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
doet controlling his opponent.
BOOM! doet connects with a massive shot to the dome!
doet with a couple of short strikes.
dow in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
doet looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
doet looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
doet looking to control but dow is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
dow wants to hold on but doet pushes him away.
dow is squirming around, avoiding doet's attempts to control the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
dow can't escape the position.
doet blocks dow's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
dow really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
dow tries to hold on but doet pushes him away.
dow wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
doet biding his time, looking for the opening.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
doet is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. dow knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften dow for a finish.
And that's the end of the fight!
john doet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well doet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 27:29
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 28:29
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 27:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... john doet!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between john doht (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kong DooDoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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135 lbs
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Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick |
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john doht!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kong DooDoo!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Seu Braga and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DooDoo closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Still in half guard, DooDoo seems content to control.
DooDoo decides to stand and escape the position.
doht shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. doht showed some decent athleticism there.
doht knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for DooDoo on the ground.
DooDoo is trying is best to control the position here.
doht wants to control but DooDoo is keeping him busy.
doht thows a huge punch but DooDoo dodges it nicely.
DooDoo makes his way to full guard. A much better position for DooDoo.
DooDoo pulls doht in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
That's one minute gone in the round.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Kong DooDoo hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
doht shoots in for a double leg but DooDoo sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
DooDoo forces doht back against the ropes and clinches.
doht tries to pull guard but DooDoo won't allow it.
DooDoo tries for a takedown. No joy.
doht is trying to trip DooDoo. He has hold of a leg but DooDoo is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. doht persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
doht wants to pass the guard but DooDoo is keeping the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
DooDoo manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
DooDoo throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! doht has his hands clasped together but DooDoo breaks the hold and doht is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by DooDoo!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kong DooDoo!
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Medium John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john doh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John's entrance music is Medium John: I love Porno. A fine choice. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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139 lbs
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140 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Medium John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john doh!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Mauricio Rocha and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
John tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
No luck with that takedown attempt from John.
Nice sprawl there from doh as John shoots in.
doh drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
doh trying to control the action but John is working from the bottom.
doh postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
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John struggling a bit here.
John is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on doh's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
doh stalling away here and it's allowed John to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
John has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. doh doesn't defend quickly enough and John has managed to lock this one up! Can doh escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to John on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Medium John!
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Main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between break yaface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john dot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). john dot has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with break yaface's chin.
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, break yaface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john dot!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Alexandre Firmino and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
yaface rushes dot and presses him up against the ropes.
dot is trying to break the clinch but yaface is controlling him.
dot tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. yaface just stands there and leans against the ropes.
yaface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
yaface breaks from the clinch.
dot closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - dot lands in his opponent's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
yaface is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
yaface passes the guard and advances to mount!
dot keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
yaface has isolated one of dot's arms. dot looking to fight him off but yaface twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). break yaface!
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