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Undercard bout
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Medium John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john dot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John comes to the ring accompanied by Medium John: I love Porno. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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139 lbs
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185 cm
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138 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Medium John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john dot!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Seu Braga and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
John lands a left and a right that send dot crashing to the mat, dazed. John thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like john dot has been cut.
dot fails with a takedown attempt.
John throws an overhand right that has dot reeling! John follows up with more punches and dot is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Medium John!
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FIGHT
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kong DooDoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john duhduh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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135 lbs
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130 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cuts easily |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kong DooDoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john duhduh!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Felipe Paraventi and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for DooDoo.
duhduh throws a hook to the side of DooDoo's head but DooDoo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
duhduh misses with a lunging right hand
letting DooDoo counter with a right hand.
It looks like john duhduh has been cut.
duhduh doesn't manage to clinch there - DooDoo circles away.
DooDoo throws a right and a left that both miss.
DooDoo scores with a crisp jab that stopped duhduh in his tracks.
A lazy left from DooDoo finds it's target.
DooDoo keeps the fight on the outside.
DooDoo misses with the combination.
DooDoo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
DooDoo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
duhduh misses with a takedown attempt - DooDoo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
DooDoo rushes duhduh and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
duhduh jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as DooDoo walks away with a smile on his face. duhduh gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
duhduh throws a big shot that misses.
DooDoo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
DooDoo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kong DooDoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
duhduh dives in and grabs DooDoo's left leg, looking for a takedown. DooDoo pushes down on duhduh's head and hops out.
Kong DooDoo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of john duhduh.
duhduh on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
duhduh shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. duhduh showed some decent athleticism there.
DooDoo manages to get to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
DooDoo working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. duhduh doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but DooDoo is tightening it up a little... duhduh has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! duhduh reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! duhduh taps out! nice BJJ there by DooDoo!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Kong DooDoo!
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Main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between break yaface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and john doh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for break yaface has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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130 lbs
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140 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Big heart |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, break yaface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, john doh!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Daniel Cesar and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
doh throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and yaface counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
yaface throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent doh stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd cheers as yaface lands an impressive looking overhand right. doh doesn't seem phased though.
john doh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
yaface lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
doh is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in yaface's half guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
doh misses with a head shot. yaface uses the momentum to regain guard.
doh is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but yaface has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. doh is looking to defend but yaface has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for doh! yaface pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, doh taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). break yaface!
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FIGHT
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