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Undercard bout
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Medium John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Dow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John comes to the ring accompanied by Medium John: I love Porno. John Dow will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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139 lbs
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185 cm
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143 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Medium John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, John Dow!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Alexandre Firmino and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dow has his takedown stuffed
and John counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like John Dow has been cut.
Medium John seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dow shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
John is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a tringle but Dow frees his head nicely. Oh but John has switched to an armbar! Dow is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Medium John!
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FIGHT
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kong DooDoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Doh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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| 170 cm
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135 lbs
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170 cm
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140 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cuts easily |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kong DooDoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, John Doh!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Luis Engracia and Mauricio Rocha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for DooDoo.
DooDoo fakes the leg kick and cracks Doh in the body.
DooDoo scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
DooDoo lands with a nice combination. Doh backs away looking to recover.
DooDoo lands a head kick!
Doh takes one to the side of the head.
Doh throws a lazy uppercut
and DooDoo counters with a straight right hand.
Doh is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
DooDoo gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Doh decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in DooDoo's guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
DooDoo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Doh.
DooDoo pushes a forearm under Doh's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Doh is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kong DooDoo!
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Main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Break Yaface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John John has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Break Yaface's chin.
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| 220 cm
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130 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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170 cm
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130 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Break Yaface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, John John!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Felipe Paraventi and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
John falls off balance throwing a combination
and Yaface cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Yaface scores with a head kick. John tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Yaface bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Yaface is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. John is trying to escape and Yaface transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and John is forced to tap! Nice work there by Yaface! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Break Yaface!
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FIGHT
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