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Undercard bout
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kong DooDoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Doht (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Doht is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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135 lbs
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175 cm
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140 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cuts easily |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kong DooDoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, John Doht!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Edson Gomes and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DooDoo scores with a head kick.
Doht drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
DooDoo manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
DooDoo in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Doht tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from DooDoo!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Kong DooDoo!
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FIGHT
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Medium John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Dot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John comes to the ring accompanied by Medium John: I love Porno. John Dot will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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139 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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138 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Medium John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, John Dot!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Alexandre Firmino and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
John uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dot.
Dot is looking to clinch but John is avoiding it.
John catches Dot with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
It looks like John Dot has been cut.
John throws a one two combo.
Dot dodges the punch combination from John.
John wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dot misses with a few strikes there.
Dot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but John manages to avoid it.
John fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dot closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. John quickly recovers to half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
John moves into full guard.
John looking for a triangle here. Dot is fighting it but it looks tight! John pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Dot is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Medium John!
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FIGHT
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Main event
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Break Yaface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Dow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Dow has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Break Yaface's chin.
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130 lbs
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185 cm
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143 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Big heart |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Break Yaface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, John Dow!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Paulo Santos and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yaface lands with a cross.
Yaface looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Dow wants to get back to full guard.
Yaface seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Dow is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Break Yaface!
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FIGHT
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72% |
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