MMA: London 5 Rumble PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lito Tolits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ramsey Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lito Tolits is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Tolits
vs
Garcia

165 cm
21
180 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

205 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Lito Tolits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Ramsey Garcia!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, James Atkins and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body kick from Garcia.
Tolits is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick by Garcia - that's a beauty! Tolits is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Garcia can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ramsey Garcia!

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A | B

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A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rocky Marciano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lito Balboa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Marciano
vs
Balboa

160 cm
22
205 lbs
0 - 2 - 1

179 cm
19
205 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 1, fighting out of London, Rocky Marciano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Lito Balboa!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Colin Fotheringham and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marciano on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Marciano throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A nice leg kick lands there from Balboa.
Marciano uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Balboa.
Balboa lands a jab to Marciano's midsection.
Marciano misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Danga de danga de dang - Balboa scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Rocky Marciano has been cut.
Marciano is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Marciano has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Balboa.
Balboa jabs at Marciano's body.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Marciano got wobbled bad by a big combination! Balboa presses forward with punches and knees until Marciano stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Marciano closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lito Balboa!

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hype
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Baltic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rich Romero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nick Baltic looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Baltic
vs
Romero

193 cm
18
250 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

185 cm
18
170 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Nick Baltic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Rich Romero!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Atkins and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Romero lands a big head kick that sends Baltic tumbling to the mat! Romero takes a step backwards and waves Baltic back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Nick Baltic has been cut.
Baltic looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Romero lands a big head kick that sends Baltic tumbling to the mat! Romero takes a step backwards and waves Baltic back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Baltic is rocked!
Romero throws a pinpoint strike between Baltic's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Baltic crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Romero scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rich Romero!

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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roberto Sotto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tabachoy Paneda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Sotto
vs
Paneda

170 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

180 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Roberto Sotto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Tabachoy Paneda!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Colin Fotheringham and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paneda avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sotto misses with a kick to the body
and Paneda connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Roberto Sotto has been cut.
Paneda lands a front kick.
Sotto throws a head kick that misses

and Paneda counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Paneda.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Paneda is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Paneda pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sotto is keeping the position for now.
Paneda is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Tabachoy Paneda wasn't active enough on the ground.

Paneda closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Paneda decides to stand back up.
Sotto is breathing heavily.

Paneda closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Ground and pound from Paneda.

Paneda is looking for a kimura but Sotto is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Paneda to get the leverage.
Paneda is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Paneda is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Paneda controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Paneda working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Paneda looking to control and managing it successfully.
Sotto really is a fat lump.
Sotto can't escape the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paneda controlling from mount.
Paneda punishing his opponent with strikes.
Paneda scoring with strikes but Sotto is staying in there.
Paneda unloading with bombs!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Sotto defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Paneda.
Paneda moves to the back.

Paneda is looking for the choke from the back position but Sotto is controlling his hands well.
Paneda controlling from the back.

Paneda is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Sotto has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Paneda has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Sotto taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Paneda doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tabachoy Paneda!

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RATING
61%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rob Smalling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neil Tog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Neil Tog was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Smalling
vs
Tog

172 cm
19
140 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

189 cm
19
273 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Rob Smalling!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Neil Tog!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tog scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Tog controlling the position from side mount.
Smalling tries to escape but Tog is in control.
The strikes coming from Tog are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

Tog stands up.
Smalling misses with a double jab

and Tog counters with a shoot takedown. Smalling fights it but they end up in guard.
Tog wants to control from the top but Smalling keeps moving.
Tog passes Smalling's left leg - he's now in half guard.

Smalling makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Smalling as Tog shoots in.

Tog shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Tog was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Smalling wants to try and get back to his feet.
Tog controlling his opponent.
Tog with good strikes from the mount here!
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Tog has eaten all the pies!
Tog can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Smalling is looking to escape.
Smalling is trying to stand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tog sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Smalling is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Tog tries to control but Smalling wriggling away.
Smalling is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Tog tries to control but Smalling wriggling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smalling trying desperately to get to his feet.
Tog sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Tog looking to finish with strikes here!
Smalling tries to buck Tog off but he can't manage it.
A nice elbow there by Tog.
Tog looks gassed!
Smalling is trying to stand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Tog is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Smalling can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Smalling squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Tog is looking to work his way around to Smalling's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Tog controlling the pace for now.
A nice elbow there by Tog.
Tog controlling the pace for now.
Smalling might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tog sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Neil Tog dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Smalling works Tog's body with a nice hook.
Smalling dips to his left and cracks Tog with an uppercut!
Rob Smalling seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tog takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Smalling throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tog.
Left hook, right uppercut from Smalling.
Rob Smalling is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tog takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Smalling misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Smalling does no damage.
Smalling scores with a sloppy right hand. Tog should have avoided that one.
Smalling jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Tog throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smalling lands a nice shot to the body.
Tog is breathing heavily.
Smalling comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Smalling misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smalling fails to land with a series of punches.
Tog takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tog moves in looking to clinch but Smalling pushes him off.
Smalling is looking to wear down Tog with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Smalling enables Tog to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Smalling manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Smalling wants to stand and escape but Tog is having none of it.
Tog trying to control the position from guard on top but Smalling is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tog stops Smalling from standing up.

Smalling is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tog keeps control of Smalling as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A frustrated look appears on Smalling's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tog keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Smalling's efforts to push away.
Smalling wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Tog has him pressed against the cage.
Smalling wants to break free but Tog has control.
Smalling is trying to force a seperation but Tog has the dominant position.
Tog prevents Smalling from breaking the clinch.
Tog keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Smalling's efforts to push away.
Smalling tries to break the clinch but Tog is controlling the position.
Smalling has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Tog pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Smalling throws a one two combo.
Tog takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Smalling throws a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tog has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Smalling scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Smalling lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Tog backs up against the cage.
Smalling lands a jab to the head.
Smalling with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A punch combination from Smalling misses.
Smalling misses with a series of wild punches.
Smalling throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Tog decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Smalling's guard.
Tog trying to control the position from guard on top but Smalling is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tog trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Smalling wants to stand but Tog is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tog seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Neil Tog hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Smalling throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Smalling throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Smalling lands a two punch combo.
No joy there for Smalling, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Smalling throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tog.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Smalling dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Smalling bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Tog's head.
Smalling throws a series of punches but Tog avoids them all with ease.
Smalling scores with a jab to the jaw.
Smalling getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

Tog drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Smalling pushes Tog away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Tog gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Tog trying to control the position but Smalling is working away.
Tog is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Smalling managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Tog.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tog cracks Smalling with a big right hand but Smalling just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tog is looking to take a break and control but Smalling is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Smalling is pushing Tog's head away, looking to escape. Tog manages to hold on to the position though.
Tog tries to advance to mount but can't.
Smalling is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Tog has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tog trying to control the position but Smalling is working away.
The ground and pound from Tog seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Smalling pushes Tog away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Tog gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Tog trying to control the action but Smalling is working from the bottom.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Smalling wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tog moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Smalling is trying to buck Tog off.
Neil Tog has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Smalling avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Tog.
Smalling is trying to get back to his feet.
Tog wants to control but Smalling is keeping him busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Tog stands up.
Danga de danga de dang - Smalling scores with a four punch combination!

And that's the end of the fight!
Neil Tog comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Tog has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Neil Tog!

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hype
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mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
50%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Osana Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jumar Lumines (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Bin Laden
vs
Lumines

190 cm
23
159 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
280 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Osana Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jumar Lumines!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Daniel Bishop and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lumines misses with a takedown
and Bin Laden counters with a straight right hand.
Lumines misses with a takedown
and Bin Laden counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Bin Laden clinches with his opponent.
Lumines changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bin Laden fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Osana Bin Laden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jumar Lumines.
Bin Laden misses with a takedown

and Lumines counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Bin Laden kicks off Lumines and gets to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Bin Laden moves into the clinch.
Lumines tries to break free but Bin Laden pushes him back against the cage.
Lumines tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Bin Laden manages to break the clinch.
Bin Laden shoots in looking for a takedown but Lumines manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bin Laden's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Lumines gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Bin Laden counters by moving into the clinch.
Lumines gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bin Laden.

Bin Laden works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Lumines working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bin Laden.
Lumines really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bin Laden. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lumines can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bin Laden controls the pace.
Bin Laden really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bin Laden trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lumines trying to control the position here.
Bin Laden has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bin Laden stopping the sweep attempt from Lumines.
Bin Laden postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bin Laden is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Lumines preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bin Laden missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lumines keeping moving, preventing Bin Laden from controlling successfully.
Bin Laden with a nice head shot there.
Bin Laden throwing strikes but missing.
Bin Laden throws a big right hand that misses.
Lumines trying to control the position.
Lumines controlling Bin Laden's posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lumines wants to sweep here but Bin Laden controlling him for the moment.
Bin Laden trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Bin Laden content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

Lumines looking for a guillotine here but Bin Laden defends easily.
Bin Laden throwing strikes from guard but Lumines blocks nicely.
Lumines is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lumines utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bin Laden stopping the sweep attempt from Lumines.

Lumines is working an open guard so Bin Laden takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Lumines fails with the takedown.
Lumines thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bin Laden if he has to take too many more of those.
Bin Laden is breathing heavily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Lumines closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Bin Laden to the mat! Bin Laden manages to get full guard.

Lumines drops back, looking for a kneebar! Bin Laden looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Bin Laden looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Bin Laden!
Lumines defending against the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Osana Bin Laden will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lumines scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Osana Bin Laden is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lumines shoots and misses

and Bin Laden counters with a takedown into side control.
Bin Laden lands some shots froms side control.
Lumines managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden advances to mount.
Bin Laden scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Lumines?
Lumines trying desperately to get to his feet.
Bin Laden lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Lumines hang on?
Bin Laden wants to control the pace but Lumines is squirming around nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lumines tries to hold on but Bin Laden postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Lumines is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Bin Laden with shots to the head and body - Lumines looks very uncomfortable down there.
Lumines tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bin Laden landing shots from mount.
Bin Laden lands with some strikes.
Bin Laden wants to control the pace but Lumines is squirming around nicely.
Bin Laden connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden avoids the attempt from Lumines to control.
Bin Laden tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bin Laden prevents Lumines from getting the reversal.
Bin Laden postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lumines looks a forlorn figure.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bin Laden trying to control but Lumines is having none of it.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Bin Laden cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden lands with some strikes.
Bin Laden is landing with some decent strikes but Lumines is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Bin Laden with shots to the head and body - Lumines looks very uncomfortable down there.
Bin Laden lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Lumines hang on?
Lumines is looking to improve his position but Bin Laden isn't that keen on the idea.
Bin Laden working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Lumines wants to control but Bin Laden is having none of it.
Bin Laden postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lumines looks a forlorn figure.
Bin Laden looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Lumines hang on?
Lumines tries to lock up and control but Bin Laden gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bin Laden can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lumines is looking to escape.
Lumines wants to hold on but Bin Laden pushes him away.
Bin Laden can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lumines is looking to escape.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Osana Bin Laden dominated that second round.
That's time! Bin Laden's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Bin Laden moves into the clinch.
Bin Laden tries to pull guard but Lumines holds him up against the cage and eventually Bin Laden drops back down to his feet.

Bin Laden decides to pull guard.
Lumines trying to move into half guard but instead Bin Laden has managed to sweep!
Bin Laden with a flurry of punches that miss.
Lumines keeping moving, preventing Bin Laden from controlling successfully.
Lumines tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bin Laden trying to control but Lumines is working from the bottom.
Bin Laden is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Bin Laden trying to control but Lumines is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden won't allow Lumines to sweep him here.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Bin Laden wants to control from the top but Lumines keeps moving.

Bin Laden got a little sloppy there for a moment and Lumines has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bin Laden has managed to get both his arms back between Lumines's legs - danger averted.
Bin Laden not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Osana Bin Laden has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Bin Laden is looking to clinch but Lumines is avoiding it.
Lumines rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bin Laden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lumines moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Osana Bin Laden has been cut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bin Laden tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lumines swivels and escapes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Lumines catches Bin Laden right on the button with a cross.
Bin Laden dives in and grabs Lumines's left leg, looking for a takedown. Lumines pushes down on Bin Laden's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Osana Bin Laden. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Lumines closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Bin Laden is defending against the submission attempts here by Lumines.
Osana Bin Laden overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bin Laden tries to kick Lumines off but Lumines keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Lumines seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lumines is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Lumines is pressing down on Bin Laden's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bin Laden is holding on for now.
Bin Laden is trying to stand.
Lumines trying to control from half guard but Bin Laden is working away.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Jumar Lumines was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Lumines shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bin Laden but Bin Laden pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lumines misses with a takedown attempt

and Bin Laden counters with a shoot takedown. Lumines fights it but they end up in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden is looking to work some ground and pound but Lumines has wrist control.
Lumines is trying to keep Bin Laden in close.

Lumines escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bin Laden gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bin Laden scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lumines avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lumines is trying to keep Bin Laden in close.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Osana Bin Laden.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bin Laden, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Osana Bin Laden!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
65%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darrell Abbott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rolan Tiongson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Abbott
vs
Tiongson

182 cm
26
190 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

183 cm
25
225 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Darrell Abbott!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Rolan Tiongson!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Colin Fotheringham and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good standup being displayed there by Tiongson as he connects with a hook.
Abbott misses with a leg kick
and Tiongson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Abbott get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Abbott stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Tiongson runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rolan Tiongson!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Raymonds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vitor Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Vitor Silva was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Raymonds
vs
Silva

188 cm
26
185 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

183 cm
25
180 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Daniel Raymonds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Vitor Silva!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Paul Tew and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Raymonds throws a nice inside leg kick.
Silva looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Raymonds cracks Silva with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Vitor Silva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silva shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Raymonds counters with a nice low kick that buckles Silva's knee momentarily.
Both fighters circling a little - Raymonds finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Silva tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Raymonds throws a leg kick which misses Silva's front leg but catches the back leg as Silva tries to avoid it.
Silva takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Raymonds. That's going to slow Silva down.
Silva takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Raymonds scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Raymonds with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Raymonds cracks Silva with a right hand to the side of the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Raymonds, as that shot connected.

It looks like Vitor Silva has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Raymonds.
Raymonds scores with a kick to the body.
Raymonds throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Daniel Raymonds is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fighters circle, before Raymonds throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Silva's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Raymonds lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Daniel Raymonds!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Legend (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cyril Salace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Legend comes to the cage accompanied by Like a G6. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Legend
vs
Salace

196 cm
20
275 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

180 cm
24
190 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Very quick

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Bruce Legend!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Cyril Salace!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Donald Grub and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Salace tries for a takedown but Legend circles away easily
and Legend counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice body punch from Legend.

Salace gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Legend throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Legend drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Legend jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Salace seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legend advances position into side control!
You can see the frustration on Salace's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Legend will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Legend has knee on belly and moves into mount.

Legend goes for an armbar but Salace turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Salace.

Salace postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Legend is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Salace, into his guard.
Legend trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Salace working for a triangle but Legend defends it easily.
Legend tries to free his leg and advance position but Salace is retaining full guard.

Legend drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Legend jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Legend drops back looking for a leg! Salace is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Salace manages to kick Legend off! Legend jumps back into Salace's guard.
Legend pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Salace is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Salace is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Legend is aware though and is defending well.
Legend advances position into side control!

Legend has an Americana. Salace didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Legend is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Legend hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Bruce Legend!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
49%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bali Mo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Balboa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Mo
vs
Balboa

175 cm
25
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
210 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Bali Mo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Rocky Balboa!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mo decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Balboa moves into full guard.
Mo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Mo won't allow Balboa to sweep him here.
Mo sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Balboa's guard.
Mo working Balboa over with strikes.
Mo works his foot free and advances to mount.

Mo is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Balboa is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Balboa flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Mo anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Balboa and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Mo slips an arm under Balboa chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Mo has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Mo is squeezing on Balboa like an anaconda would it's prey. Balboa fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bali Mo!