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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sexy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ortiz has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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202 lbs
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Brawler
Good chin |
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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sexy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Dean Styles and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz is breathing heavily.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Ortiz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet lands a jab-cross combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet scores with a one two! Ortiz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sexy Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz throws a hook but Helmet avoids it easily.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Ortiz back to the cage. Helmet follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Tito Ortiz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet looks to land a combination. Ortiz sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination. Ortiz sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sexy Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sexy Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Sexy Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirty Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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208 lbs
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Dean Styles and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn is breathing heavily.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Penn takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Penn misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dirty Helmet will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Penn.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
BJ Penn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Penn has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Left hook, right uppercut from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet misses with the combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a nice combination. Penn backs away looking to recover.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dirty Helmet.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Dirty Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Smooth Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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205 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Smooth Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Jones!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Anthony Taglia and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Helmet was covering up waiting for the punch and Jones finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Jones is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Jon Jones was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Helmet moves away and avoids it.
Jones misses with a low kick as Helmet jumps back.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Helmet moves away and avoids it.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Helmet uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Smooth Helmet is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Helmet slips the punch.
Jones tries a low kick but Helmet avoids it.
Jones closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Helmet quickly recovers to half guard.
Jones maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Helmet could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Jones has cracked it and Helmet is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Jones!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jon Jones!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carwin has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Horny Helmet is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Chad Campbell and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin is breathing heavily.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Carwin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet throws a one two combo.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horny Helmet dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Shane Carwin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Carwin has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a one two combo.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Helmet!
Helmet goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet stalks Carwin and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Carwin's face. Carwin staggers backwards, shaken.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet is working the combinations to good effect here.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horny Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Carwin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with the combination.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Helmet closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with the combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet lands with a nice combination. Carwin backs away looking to recover.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
And that's the end of the fight!
Horny Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Horny Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shogun Rua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shogun Rua!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Joseph Jones and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rua throws a combination that misses
letting Helmet counter with a right hand.
Rua throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Helmet counters with a straight right hand.
Rua takes a kick to the side of the head.
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
Rua throws a left and a right that both miss
and Helmet counters with a body kick that stops Rua in his tracks momentarily.
Helmet gets a clinch.
Helmet tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rua avoids it.
A body shot lands from Helmet.
Rua looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rua on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Rua blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rua looking to stall.
Rua seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
Helmet is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Rua is keeping busy.
Rua is trying to maintain a safe position but Helmet gets an underhook and turns Rua into the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Helmet.
Helmet tries to work over Rua's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rua is trying to stall.
Helmet is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Helmet lands a nice elbow.
Helmet can't find room to land a body shot as Rua controls the action.
Helmet looking to slow down the pace here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rua letting Helmet take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Happy Helmet.
Rua misses with a combination
and Helmet counters with a head kick. That will keep Rua thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Rua takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Helmet scores with a kick to the midsection.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Rua takes it in his stride.
Rua is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rua drops his hands momentarily and Helmet needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Rua just on the top of the head. Rua drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Rua - he's done!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Happy Helmet!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucky Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck Lidell!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Franklyn Lucas and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet scores with a spinning back kick!
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Lidell looks gassed!
Lidell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
Lidell takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Helmet throws a head kick that Lidell semi-blocks.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lidell at a distance.
Lidell has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Helmet.
Lidell is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Helmet lands with a kick to the temple. Lidell shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A solid body kick from Helmet.
Helmet pushes Lidell away with a front kick.
Lidell steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Helmet. That one must have hurt.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Helmet - that will leave a mark!
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Lidell down.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Helmet lands a front kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Helmet is looking to slow Lidell down with leg kicks.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Lidell takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Lidell's front leg but catches the back leg as Lidell tries to avoid it.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Lidell takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Lidell's side.
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Lidell 's knee.
Helmet is looking to slow Lidell down with leg kicks.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
Helmet lands a nice looking body kick.
Lidell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lidell has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Helmet.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice kick to the body.
Lidell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chuck Lidell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick that stops Lidell in his tracks momentarily.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
Lidell takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Helmet scores with a head kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet thumps Lidell with a low kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a left to the body.
Helmet throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lidell.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick that stops Lidell in his tracks momentarily.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet pushes Lidell away with a front kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Lidell moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that stops Lidell in his tracks momentarily.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Lidell.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Lidell misses with a head kick.
Lidell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
enabling Helmet to counter with a crisp jab.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Lidell looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lidell's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Helmet connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lidell scrambles back to his feet.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a head kick. That will keep Lidell thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
Both fighters circling a little - Helmet finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Lidell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lidell is lucky that one didn't land flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lucky Helmet dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Lidell off balance momentarily.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet thows a body kick. Lidell tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lidell.
Lidell doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Lidell really felt that one!
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Lucky Helmet is winning the standup battle so far.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lidell misses with a head kick.
Helmet scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Lidell.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Lidell tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Lidell misses with a head kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lidell is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Helmet goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a solid body kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Lidell takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lidell throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet is looking to wear down Lidell with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
Helmet throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a solid body kick.
Helmet fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lidell looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice body kick from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick that Lidell semi-blocks.
Helmet digs a good body shot into Lidell's ribs.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
Lidell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Lidell tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
letting Helmet counter with a right hand.
Lidell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick that stops Lidell in his tracks momentarily.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet lands a right hook to the body.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Lidell moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a left to the body.
Helmet lands with a shot to the body.
Lidell takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Lidell's side.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a big head kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Helmet feints and then cracks Lidell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lidell down.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Helmet fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lidell tries a head kick but it misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Lidell might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Helmet has got the better of the exchanges.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell misses with a head kick.
Lidell tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lucky Helmet dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Lidell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet fakes the leg kick and cracks Lidell in the body.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a right hand to the body.
Lidell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lidell moves out of range of the body kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Lidell moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lidell in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Lidell really felt that one!
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lidell tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lidell has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lidell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lidell throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Lidell throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Lidell tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell takes a kick to the side of the head.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Lidell 's knee.
Lidell moves out of range as Helmet throws a body kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Helmet throws a head kick that Lidell semi-blocks.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Helmet tries to land a front kick but Lidell steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Lidell 's knee.
Helmet is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lidell can do to turn this around?
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Lidell's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Helmet lands with a nice body kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lidell is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a head kick. That will keep Lidell thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Lidell walks forward, straight into a front kick from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a big head kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Helmet misses with a body kick.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet lands a nice looking body kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lidell walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Helmet thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Lidell if he has to take too many more of those.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Chuck Lidell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Helmet misses with a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lucky Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight for Lucky Helmet!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Lucky Helmet!
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight for Lucky Helmet!
Lucky Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alter Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Alter Helmet has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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205 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin |
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alter Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Couture!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Joseph Jones and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Couture misses with a wild body shot.
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Helmet stuffs the takedown attempt from Couture. Couture gets slowly back to his feet.
Helmet misses with a leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Couture moves out of range.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Couture misses the body punch
and Couture takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Couture misses with a body shot
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Couture shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Helmet manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Helmet might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Couture pushing down on Helmet's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Couture is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Helmet is just riding it out for now. Couture eventually gives up the hold.
Couture is controlling the pace.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Helmet has given up his back here. Will Couture look for the submission or keep pounding away?
Helmet rolls, trying to escape but Couture keeps control of the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Couture is working the back position looking for the choke. Oh, he's slid into an armbar! Beautiful transition and Helmet taps out! Fantastic Jiu Jitsu from Couture.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Randy Couture!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Angry Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nick Diaz has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Angry Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Diaz!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Russell Pearce and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a body kick that misses.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Diaz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Helmet moves away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Diaz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Angry Helmet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Diaz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Diaz moves out of range of the body kick from Helmet.
Diaz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Helmet ducks under a wild hook from Diaz.
Diaz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diaz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Helmet.
Helmet pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Diaz is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Helmet's half guard.
Helmet tries to get to full guard but Diaz has control of the leg.
Helmet won't allow Diaz to pass to mount.
Diaz has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Helmet defend it? Diaz steps over the head and cranks it - Helmet is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Diaz!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Nick Diaz!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sad Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rampage Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rampage Jackson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sad Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rampage Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Bruno Lombardi and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jackson takes a swing at Helmet's ribcage but misses.
Jackson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jackson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jackson circles away quickly and effectively.
Jackson scores with a takedown into Helmet's guard.
Jackson is pushing down on Helmet's leg trying to pass to half guard. Helmet is fighting to maintain full guard but Jackson has managed to sneak the leg through.
Jackson frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Jackson is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Jackson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Rampage Jackson!
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