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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirty Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! BJ Penn has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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208 lbs
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205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Penn!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Joseph Jones and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn looks gassed!
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like BJ Penn has been cut.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with the combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Penn misses with a head kick.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Penn in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dirty Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
That's time! Helmet's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Helmet duly obliges.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dirty Helmet.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Dirty Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carwin has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Shane Carwin has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Horny Helmet's chin.
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204 lbs
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205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Eddie Farnsworth and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin looks gassed!
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Helmet.
It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet lands a two punch combo.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Carwin eats them both and turns towards Helmet to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horny Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet feints a jab promting Carwin to slip. Helmet then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Carwin slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Carwin in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Carwin is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Helmet.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Horny Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with the combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Carwin back to the ropes. Helmet follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horny Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet lands with a nice combination. Carwin backs away looking to recover.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with the combination.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
A right-left combo lands from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looks to land a combination. Carwin sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that's the end of the fight!
Horny Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Horny Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sexy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ortiz has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Sexy Helmet had a look across the ring there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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202 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sexy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Franklyn Lucas and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet is breathing heavily.
Helmet closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet scores with a one two! Ortiz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sexy Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Danga de danga de dang - Helmet scores with a four punch combination!
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Sexy Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet looks to land a combination. Ortiz sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Ortiz in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with the combination.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Sexy Helmet will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet works over Ortiz's head and body with a nice combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Helmet duly obliges.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Helmet!
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a series of strikes that have Ortiz backpedaling.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sexy Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Sexy Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shogun Rua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alter Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shogun Rua has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shogun Rua!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alter Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Chad Campbell and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rua misses with a double jab
and Helmet counters with a nice uppercut.
Rua throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Helmet counters with a stiff right hand.
Rua falls off balance throwing a combination
and Helmet counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Helmet - that will leave a mark!
Rua takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Helmet - that will leave a mark!
Rua is breathing heavily.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
Helmet fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Helmet lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a slapping head kick.
Rua is rocked!
Rua falls off balance throwing a combination
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Rua off balance momentarily.
Rua doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Helmet pushes Rua away with a front kick.
Helmet connects with a nice looking jab.
Oh Rua is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Helmet is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A head kick by Helmet - that's a beauty! Rua is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Helmet can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Alter Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Angry Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Lidell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Angry Helmet has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Angry Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck Lidell!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Chad Campbell and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet thumps Lidell with a low kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
Lidell has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Helmet.
Lidell looks gassed!
Lidell shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chuck Lidell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Helmet bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lidell sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lidell. That did some damage!
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Lidell takes it in his stride.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet connects with a body shot.
Helmet connects with a solid leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a quick inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Lidell's front leg but catches the back leg as Lidell tries to avoid it.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lidell's calf.
Helmet lands a head kick. Lidell smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lidell's sensitive parts.
Helmet thows a body kick. Lidell tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Helmet punishes Lidell's body with a nice straight punch.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lidell on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lidell's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet feints and then cracks Lidell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lidell down.
Lidell on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lidell has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Helmet is looking to slow Lidell down with leg kicks.
Helmet scores with a head kick.
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lidell. That did some damage!
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Lidell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
Lidell steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Helmet. That one must have hurt.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Lidell's front leg but catches the back leg as Lidell tries to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet works Lidell's body with a nice hook.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that half lands.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lidell's calf.
Lidell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Helmet throws a head kick that half lands.
Lidell takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lidell has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Helmet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Helmet, right into the meat.
Lidell tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lidell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet lands a nice looking body kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
Helmet lands a high kick!
Lidell has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Helmet.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lidell.
Helmet is looking to slow Lidell down with leg kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lidell takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Helmet lands with a slapping head kick.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Helmet lands a head kick. Lidell smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Crunch! Helmet slams his shin into Lidell's torso.
Lidell takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Helmet scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Lidell takes it in his stride.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lidell takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet closes the distance and clinches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Helmet.
Helmet trying to stall but Lidell improves his position.
Lidell is looking to control Helmet's arms but Helmet gets an underhook and turns him. Now Lidell has his back to the ropes.
Helmet lands a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet blocking some punches.
Helmet is trying to maintain a safe position but Lidell gets an underhook and turns Helmet into the ropes.
Lidell on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Helmet misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lidell.
Lidell stalling in the clinch but Helmet improves position.
Lidell is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Helmet has denied him.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Helmet as Lidell tries to tie him up.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Helmet.
Lidell tries to stall but Helmet uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Chuck Lidell.
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lidell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lidell looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Helmet connects with a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lidell's sensitive parts.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Angry Helmet dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Helmet swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Helmet is looking to wear down Lidell with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Helmet feints and then cracks Lidell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lidell down.
Lidell takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Angry Helmet is winning the standup battle so far.
Helmet thumps Lidell with a low kick.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Lidell tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Helmet works Lidell's body with a nice hook.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lidell has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lidell takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Lidell's front leg but catches the back leg as Lidell tries to avoid it.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet is looking to slow Lidell down with leg kicks.
Lidell takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lidell in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Helmet scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Lidell moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Helmet lands a nice looking body shot.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lidell's head.
Helmet is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lidell can do to turn this around?
Lidell takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lidell thinking.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Lidell 's knee.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lidell is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a solid body kick.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Lidell is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lidell's sensitive parts.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a right hand to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Helmet - that will leave a mark!
Lidell throws a head kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Helmet.
Helmet bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
Helmet clinches up against the ropes.
Helmet lands a hook to the side of the head.
Helmet is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Helmet blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Helmet lands a good knee to the midsection. Lidell won't want to take too many of those.
Lidell wants to stall.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet lands an elbow just above Lidell 's eye.
Lidell fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Helmet blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Helmet trying to stall but Lidell improves his position.
Helmet creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lidell's defenses.
Lidell trying to control the position but instead, Helmet has worked for underhooks and has pushed Lidell into the ropes.
Helmet tries to land knees in the clinch but Lidell avoids the damage to the body.
Helmet blocking some punches.
Helmet is trying to maintain a safe position but Lidell gets an underhook and turns Helmet into the ropes.
A shot in the inside from Helmet.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lidell.
Lidell blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lidell taking a breather.
Helmet lands an elbow inside that Lidell shrugs off.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Lidell throws a head punch that misses.
Helmet lands an elbow inside.
Lidell trying to stall but Helmet improves his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Helmet stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short body shot lands from Helmet as the two fighters clinch.
Lidell misses with a punch on the inside.
Helmet pushes Lidell back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Helmet lands an elbow just above Lidell 's eye.
Helmet lands an elbow that stopped Lidell in his tracks for a moment.
Lidell is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Helmet stalling in the clinch but Lidell improves position.
Lidell stalling in the clinch but Helmet improves position.
Helmet lands a shot to the body.
Helmet lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A right handed body shot lands from Helmet.
A head punch on the inside from Lidell fails to land.
Lidell misses with some punches.
Lidell stalling in the clinch but Helmet improves position.
Lidell on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lidell.
Helmet creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lidell's defenses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Helmet.
Lidell on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lidell misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Angry Helmet dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Lidell misses with a head kick.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Helmet delivers a nice body kick.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lidell's calf.
Helmet uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lidell takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that Lidell semi-blocks.
Lidell chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet thumps Lidell with a low kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet lands a right hook to the body.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lidell's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Helmet goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
Helmet looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Both fighters circling a little - Helmet finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Helmet throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Helmet lands a nice looking body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Helmet.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a leg kick.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet scores with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Helmet throws a front kick that sends Lidell stumbling back into the ropes.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lidell takes a kick to the side of the head.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Lidell has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Helmet.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lidell throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lidell.
Lidell on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Lidell takes it in his stride.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
A jab from Helmet finds it's way through Lidell's defenses.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lidell.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
Helmet chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lidell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a head kick. That will keep Lidell thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Lidell tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lidell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Helmet looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lidell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Lidell's front leg but catches the back leg as Lidell tries to avoid it.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Lidell has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Helmet.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chuck Lidell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lidell. That did some damage!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lidell chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
And that's the end of the fight!
Angry Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight for Angry Helmet!
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Angry Helmet!
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight for Angry Helmet!
Angry Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sad Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jon Jones told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sad Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Jones!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Steve Montenegro and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Helmet! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sad Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Classy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Classy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Couture!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Jonathan Paton and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Couture. Helmet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Helmet ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Couture moves away.
Helmet throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Couture ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Helmet moves away.
Couture shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Helmet napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Couture tries to advance to mount but Helmet denies him.
Couture is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Couture is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Helmet is trying to escape and Couture transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Helmet is forced to tap! Nice work there by Couture! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Randy Couture!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Reed Andrews and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diaz loads up on a big right hand but Helmet slips the punch.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Diaz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Helmet throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Helmet scores with a kick to the body.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Diaz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Helmet was well out of range. Poor timing from Diaz.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
Helmet cracks the inside of Diaz's front leg.
Diaz takes a swing at Helmet's ribcage but misses.
Helmet fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet thumps Diaz with a low kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Diaz moves out of range easily.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Diaz fails with a takedown attempt.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Diaz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
It looks like Nick Diaz has been cut.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Happy Helmet is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Diaz misses with a hook
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
Diaz looks to score with a jab to the body but Helmet is just out of range.
Diaz takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Diaz is breathing heavily.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Happy Helmet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet is looking to land body kicks.
Diaz misses with a lunging right hand
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Diaz 's knee.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Diaz off balance momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Diaz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Helmet throws a push kick but Diaz slaps the foot to one side.
Helmet lands a body shot.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Diaz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Helmet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diaz blocks the body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Helmet.
Helmet lands a nice shot to the body.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Diaz moves out of range easily.
Diaz finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Diaz moves out of range easily.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Diaz if he has to take too many more of those.
A thudding body kick lands there by Helmet!
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Diaz is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diaz takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Helmet goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Diaz on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Helmet.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Diaz.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Diaz moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet looks to land a body kick but Diaz moved away.
Helmet tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diaz was well out of range. Poor timing from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Diaz thows a body shot but no joy.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet moves into the clinch successfully.
Diaz tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nick Diaz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The referee calls for Helmet to work.
Diaz blocks a body shot from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the head strike.
Diaz jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Helmet walks away with a smile on his face. Diaz gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Diaz walks forward, straight into a front kick from Helmet.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Diaz's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Diaz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diaz misses with a wild body shot.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Diaz will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Diaz gets tackled into the ropes by Helmet. Helmet maintains the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Happy Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nick Diaz's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Diaz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Helmet.
Diaz is looking to wear down Helmet with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Happy Helmet seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Helmet.
Helmet has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Helmet punishes Diaz's body with a nice straight punch.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diaz manages to avoid it.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet thumps Diaz with a low kick.
Diaz has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Helmet finds it's way round the side to connect with Diaz's head.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to land a body kick but Diaz moved away.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Diaz moves out of range easily.
Helmet lands a nice hook to Diaz's body. Diaz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Diaz steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Helmet. That one must have hurt.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Helmet thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Diaz if he has to take too many more of those.
Helmet throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Diaz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with an attempted mid kick.
Helmet throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet looks for the body kick but Diaz saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diaz. Helmet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diaz thows a body shot but no joy.
Helmet lands with a nice body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
Diaz takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Diaz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Helmet is looking to slow Diaz down with leg kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Diaz takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Helmet throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diaz takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Helmet explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Helmet pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Helmet.
Helmet goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Helmet goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
A swing and a miss from Diaz.
Helmet is looking to land body kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diaz misses with a takedown attempt - Helmet sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Diaz just misses with a punch to the body.
Diaz shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Helmet napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Diaz is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Helmet is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Helmet is looking for a sweep.
Diaz taking a breather here.
Diaz tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Diaz looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Happy Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Nick Diaz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild body kick that Diaz sees coming a mile off.
Helmet misses with a wild body shot.
Helmet looks for the body kick but Diaz saw that one coming.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Diaz's head.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Diaz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diaz just misses with a punch to the body.
Helmet ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet looks to land a body kick but Diaz moved away.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz swings for the body but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a body kick.
Helmet fakes the leg kick and cracks Diaz in the body.
Diaz misses with a hook.
Diaz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The fighters circling - Diaz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diaz shoots in looking for a takedown but Helmet manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Diaz's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Helmet tries to land a front kick but Diaz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Helmet pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Diaz's head.
Diaz shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Helmet pinned against the cage. Helmet gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diaz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a body kick.
Diaz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Helmet throws a head kick that half lands.
Helmet misses the shot to the body.
Diaz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Helmet manages to avoid it.
Diaz misses the shot to the body.
Diaz avoids the body shot from Helmet.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diaz takes a swing at Helmet's ribcage but misses.
Helmet leaves Diaz with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nick Diaz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Diaz just misses with a punch to the body.
Diaz takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Diaz paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Diaz swings away with a body shot that misses
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Diaz was not able to check.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Diaz misses.
Diaz throws a body punch but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Diaz misses the shot to the body.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Nice body kick from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a kick to the ribs.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws the kick towards the body but Diaz avoids it.
Helmet lands a nice looking kick to the body. Diaz takes a step back to recover.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet scores with a head kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet scores with a spinning back kick!
Helmet lands with a cross.
Diaz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Helmet scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Diaz doesn't seem bothered though.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet is looking to slow Diaz down with leg kicks.
Helmet scores with a kick to the body.
Helmet takes the fight into the clinch.
Helmet just leaning against Diaz, taking a breather.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short left from Helmet.
Diaz jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Helmet walks away with a smile on his face. Diaz gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Nick Diaz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Diaz moves out of range easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Happy Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Helmet winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Happy Helmet!
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight for Happy Helmet!
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight for Happy Helmet!
Happy Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Main event
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rampage Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucky Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rampage Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucky Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, John Roberts and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Helmet wants it to stay on the feet.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jackson closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Helmet is looking to regain half guard here but Jackson keeps moving and retains side control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Jackson controls the position from side control.
Jackson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Jackson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jackson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Helmet knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Helmet tries to buck Jackson off but Jackson is having none of it.
Helmet is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Helmet tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Jackson presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Jackson quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Jackson but it's paid off an Helmet is forced to tap! Nice work by Jackson.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rampage Jackson!
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