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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Smooth Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nate Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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205 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Smooth Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nate Diaz!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Bruno Lombardi and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diaz. Helmet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diaz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Diaz throws a leg kick but Helmet sees it coming and moves out of range.
Diaz throws a half hearted mid kick.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Whack! Helmet lands a heavy head kick that drops Diaz. The ref tackles Helmet to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Diaz was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Smooth Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alter Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Alter Helmet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alter Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, David Schapiro and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a head kick that Penn semi-blocks.
It looks like BJ Penn has been cut.
Penn is breathing heavily.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Penn takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Helmet feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Penns jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Penn takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Helmet, right into the meat.
Helmet scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Helmet lands a really nice looking cross but Penn seems unphased.
A thudding body kick lands there by Helmet!
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Penn. That did some damage!
Helmet lands with a slapping head kick.
Penn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Penn. That did some damage!
Helmet connects with a crisp jab.
Penn tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Penn takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Penn off balance momentarily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
Penn doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That kick from Helmet tenderised Penn's leg. Penn is trying to keep his angry face on.
Helmet throws a head kick that Penn semi-blocks.
BJ Penn's cut is getting worse.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Helmet scores with a jab to the body.
Penn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Penn down.
Penn is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Helmet throws a nice head kick!
Helmet stuns Penn with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Penn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Penn's calf.
Helmet lands with a nice body kick.
Helmet lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Helmet lands a high kick!
Helmet feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Penns jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Penn is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Helmet jabs at Penn's body.
Helmet scores with a jab to the head.
BJ Penn's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
BJ Penn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a head kick that Penn semi-blocks.
Nice body punch from Helmet.
Penn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Penn's calf.
Penn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Helmet cracks the inside of Penn's front leg.
Helmet looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Penn tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Penn's front leg but catches the back leg as Penn tries to avoid it.
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet stuns Penn with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Helmet lands with a kick to the temple. Penn shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Helmet lands a head kick. Penn smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Penn on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Penn has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that Penn semi-blocks.
Helmet lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Penn's side.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jeez, BJ Penn's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Penn's sensitive parts.
Penn steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Helmet. That one must have hurt.
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Penn has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Helmet.
Jab from Helmet.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
Penn will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Nice body kick from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a nice body punch.
Helmet feints and then cracks Penn's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Penn down.
Helmet scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Helmet tests Penn's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet lands a nice looking body kick.
Penn sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Helmet lands a head kick!
Penn gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Helmet.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Helmet takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Penn's sensitive parts.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Penn has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Helmet cracks a nice hook into Penn's ribs.
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Penn 's knee.
Helmet scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Helmet scores with a shot to the body.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Penn's sensitive parts.
Penn sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Penn takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alter Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Helmet lands a nice shot to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Helmet darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Penn takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Penn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Helmet with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Helmet clobbers Penn with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Alter Helmet seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Helmet throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Penn stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
BJ Penn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Penn takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Penn's calf.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Penn's sensitive parts.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Penn tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Penn takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Helmet cracks a nice hook into Penn's ribs.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Helmet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Helmet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Helmet feints and then cracks Penn's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Penn down.
Penn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Helmet lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet lands with a nice body kick.
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Helmet works Penn's body with a nice hook.
Both fighters circling a little - Helmet finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Helmet is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Penn rather than just go for the knockout.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet thumps Penn with a low kick.
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Penn's knee momentarily.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A shot to the liver by Helmet. Beautiful body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet scores with a jab. Penn acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Helmet looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Penn takes a kick to the side of the head.
Penn takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Penn takes it in his stride.
Penn takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Helmet throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Penn stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Helmet looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
Helmet throws a nice head kick!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Penn tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Penn has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Helmet connects with a nice looking jab.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Penn off balance momentarily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Helmet.
Penn takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Good exchange - Helmet coming out on top.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Penn might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Penn's knee momentarily.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
Helmet lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Penn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Penn shrugs it off.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Penn's knee momentarily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet scores with a hook.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Helmet. That snapped Penn's head back.
Penn has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Helmet digs a good hook to Penn's body.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Penn down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Helmet cracks the inside of Penn's front leg.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Penn on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alter Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Penn takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet cracks Penn with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Penn takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Helmet - that will leave a mark!
Helmet lands with an uppercut that bounces Penn off the ropes and back into rage.
Helmet lands a high kick!
Helmet scores with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet throws a nice head kick!
Helmet chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Helmet lands with a shot to the body.
Penn takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nice uppercut lands for Helmet. That snapped Penn's head back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Penn has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Helmet thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Penn if he has to take too many more of those.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Penn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Penn takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Helmet throws a front kick that sends Penn stumbling back into the ropes.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Penn tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
A head kick by Penn misses
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Penn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Helmet misses with a wild body shot.
Penn looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick by Penn misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Penn takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a straight right hand.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet scores with a jab to the head.
A head kick by Penn misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Penn's calf.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Penn misses
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
A head kick by Penn misses
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Penn was not able to check.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick by Penn misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Penn's knee momentarily.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Helmet lands a nice looking body shot.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet tests Penn's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a right hand to the body.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet thows a body kick. Penn tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
Penn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Penn 's knee.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet throws a head kick that Penn semi-blocks.
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Penn's sensitive parts.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Penn was not able to check.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick that stops Penn in his tracks momentarily.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A shot to the liver by Helmet. Beautiful body shot.
A head kick by Penn misses
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Penn is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a big head kick but Penn shrugs it off.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
BJ Penn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Penn's knee momentarily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Alter Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 24:30
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 24:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 24:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alter Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucky Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carwin has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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205 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucky Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Steve Montenegro and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Carwin really felt that one!
Carwin is breathing heavily.
Carwin on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Shane Carwin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet throws a nice head kick!
It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
Helmet feints and then cracks Carwin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Carwin down.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Helmet lands a high kick!
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet thumps Carwin with a low kick.
Helmet lands a nice looking kick to the body. Carwin takes a step back to recover.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a nice head kick!
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet lands with a shot to the body.
Helmet goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Carwin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Helmet lands a high kick!
Carwin is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet connects with an inside leg kick.
Oh Carwin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Carwin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Helmet throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Carwin gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lucky Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ortiz has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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205 lbs
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205 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That has opened up Tito Ortiz's cut even more.
Ortiz looks gassed!
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Ortiz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a shot to the body.
Ortiz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nice body kick from Helmet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Helmet lands a high kick!
The cut above Tito Ortiz's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet throws a front kick that sends Ortiz stumbling back into the ropes.
Ortiz steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Helmet. That one must have hurt.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Ortiz moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Helmet lands a head kick!
Tito Ortiz's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Helmet works Ortiz's body with a nice hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet lands a slapping body shot.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Ortiz moves out of range easily.
Helmet lands a head kick. Ortiz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tito Ortiz's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Happy Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sad Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Lidell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chuck Lidell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sad Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck Lidell!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Steve Montenegro and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Lidell.
Helmet lands a big head kick that sends Lidell tumbling to the mat! Helmet takes a step backwards and waves Lidell back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Chuck Lidell has been cut.
Lidell gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sad Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sexy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shogun Rua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sexy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shogun Rua!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, John Kavanagh and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a right hand that Rua ducks under and follows up with a left that Rua also avoids with ease.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet is breathing heavily.
No joy there for Rua, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rua misses with the combination.
Rua swinging wildly here.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Rua swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A punch combination from Rua misses.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rua fails to land with a series of punches.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Rua avoids it well.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet dodges the punch combination from Rua.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Sloppy strikes from Rua. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Rua swinging wildly here.
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Rua misses with a wild combination.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Rua!
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Rua.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rua misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a right hand that Rua ducks under and follows up with a left that Rua also avoids with ease.
Rua throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Rua avoids it well.
Rua throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
No joy there for Rua, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
Rua misses with a few strikes there.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Left hook, right uppercut from Rua.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Rua.
Rua fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rua circles away quickly and effectively.
Rua rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Helmet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rua throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rua swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a right hand that Rua ducks under and follows up with a left that Rua also avoids with ease.
Rua throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rua rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Helmet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rua misses with the combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua moves out of range.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Shogun Rua will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rua throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Sloppy strikes from Rua. Those never looked like landing.
Rua throws a nice looking combination but Helmet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with the combination.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Rua.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rua in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rua looks to land a combination but Helmet avoids it well.
Rua misses with the combination.
Rua swinging wildly here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rua misses with the combination.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Rua. Those never looked like landing.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Rua tries to bum rush Helmet with a series of wild strikes but Helmet uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch combination from Rua misses.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rua lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Helmet circles away quickly and effectively.
Rua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
No joy there for Rua, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sexy Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Rua swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rua swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rua misses with a few strikes there.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rua.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Rua tries to bum rush Helmet with a series of wild strikes but Helmet uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Rua slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
Rua looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Rua lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Helmet circles away quickly and effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Rua dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua avoids them all with ease.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Rua looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rua.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sexy Helmet dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rua fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rua rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Helmet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet avoids them all with ease.
Rua tries to bum rush Helmet with a series of wild strikes but Helmet uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Rua does no damage.
Helmet showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rua.
Rua misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rua throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Rua rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Helmet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rua rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Helmet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet avoids them all with ease.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Rua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Rua avoids it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Sloppy strikes from Rua. Those never looked like landing.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua avoids them all with ease.
A combination from Rua does no damage.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet dodges the punch combination from Rua.
Helmet moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet avoids them all with ease.
Rua throws a nice looking combination but Helmet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Helmet throws a one two combo.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Rua.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Rua looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rua throws a nice looking combination but Helmet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rua throws a nice looking combination but Helmet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Rua swinging wildly here.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
A combination from Rua does no damage.
Rua misses with a double jab.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rua moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sloppy strikes from Rua. Those never looked like landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Rua swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Rua tries to bum rush Helmet with a series of wild strikes but Helmet uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a right hand that Rua ducks under and follows up with a left that Rua also avoids with ease.
Rua throws a right hand that Helmet ducks under and follows up with a left that Helmet also avoids with ease.
Rua throws a right hand that Helmet ducks under and follows up with a left that Helmet also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Rua misses with a two punch combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with the combination.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Rua rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Helmet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sexy Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sexy Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Classy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Helmet has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. The key to victory for Classy Helmet has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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205 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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205 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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Very strong |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Classy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Jones!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Dean Styles and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jones feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Jones stays in close to Helmet's body and controls the position.
Helmet not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Jones passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Jones advances to mount.
Jones looking to isolate an arm here. Helmet doesn't see it coming and as Jones extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Jones!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jon Jones!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Russell Pearce and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diaz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Helmet moves away.
Diaz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Helmet.
Diaz takes a swing at Helmet's ribcage but misses.
Diaz just misses with a punch to the body.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diaz looks to score with a jab to the body but Helmet is just out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diaz circles away quickly and effectively.
Diaz drives through with a takedown into guard.
Diaz slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Diaz controls the position.
Diaz's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Diaz has hold of Helmet's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Helmet tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Diaz cranks the arm and Helmet screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Helmet, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Nick Diaz!
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirty Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirty Helmet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Couture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Helmet!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Eddie Farnsworth and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Couture moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Couture bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Couture takes a little break here. Helmet wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Couture advances to mount.
Couture swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Randy Couture!
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Main event
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rampage Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angry Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rampage Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Angry Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Chad Campbell and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Jackson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jackson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Jackson is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Helmet is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rampage Jackson!
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