Slider Test #4 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Test Osterone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Balsac Christopherson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Test Osterone has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Osterone
vs
Christopherson

185 cm
25
220 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
248 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Test Osterone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Balsac Christopherson!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yukihiro Shimada and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christopherson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Osterone.
Christopherson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Osterone throws a body punch but Christopherson moves out of range.
Test Osterone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christopherson throws a body punch but Osterone moves out of range.
Christopherson throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Osterone throws a leg kick
and Christopherson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Osterone has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Christopherson.
Osterone is breathing heavily.
A jab from Christopherson misses.
Christopherson lands a nice shot that snaps Osterone's head back.
Christopherson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Christopherson throws a looping overhand right but Osterone ducks down to avoid it.
Osterone on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Osterone is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Christopherson.
Christopherson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Christopherson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Christopherson circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christopherson misses with a series of wild punches.
Christopherson throws a hook but Osterone avoids it easily.
Osterone misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Christopherson counters with a straight right hand.
Christopherson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Christopherson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Christopherson lands a jab to Osterone's midsection.
Christopherson should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Christopherson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Osterone. That did some damage!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Christopherson just misses with a punch to the body.
Christopherson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from Christopherson does it's job there.
Osterone takes one to the side of the head.
Christopherson connects with a single shot there.

Osterone is rocked!
Christopherson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Oh Osterone is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Christopherson is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Osterone flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Osterone is out cold! Christopherson holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Balsac Christopherson!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Erlenmeyer Flask (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Diaz
vs
Flask

180 cm
25
190 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

193 cm
25
185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joe Diaz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Erlenmeyer Flask!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flask takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

It looks like Erlenmeyer Flask has been cut.
Diaz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flask.
Flask takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice uppercut there from Diaz.
Diaz moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Flask on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice sprawl there from Diaz as Flask shoots in.

Diaz gets caught napping as Flask dives in and scores a takedown. Diaz manages to retain guard.
Flask wants to control from the top but Diaz keeps moving.
Flask pushing down on Diaz's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Flask passes to full mount!
Diaz wants to control but Flask is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flask throwing strikes here but Diaz is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Flask lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Diaz wants to control but Flask is having none of it.
Diaz tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The referee warns Diaz that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Diaz knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Flask on the ground.
Flask pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Flask punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diaz takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Diaz really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Diaz tries to lock up and control but Flask gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flask with the ground and pound from mount.
Diaz is squirming around, avoiding Flask's attempts to control the action.
Flask controlling the pace for now.
Diaz takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
A nice elbow there by Flask.
Flask postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Diaz looks a forlorn figure.

It looks like Joe Diaz has been cut.
Flask with the ground and pound from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diaz is in all sorts of trouble here.
Diaz is in a horrible position here. Flask smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Diaz is in a horrible position here. Flask smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

Joe Diaz's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Flask controlling from the full mount.
Flask in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Flask lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Diaz on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Diaz tries to get out of the position.
Diaz is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diaz is squirming around, avoiding Flask's attempts to control the action.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Flask cracks Diaz with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

Jeez, Joe Diaz's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joe Diaz's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Erlenmeyer Flask!
Erlenmeyer Flask is the new super heavyweight champion!