UPG: 3 McGaleb vs. Canedo PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Chinatown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Amorsolo Benito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chinatown comes to the cage accompanied by Cocaine in my brain - Dillinger. Amorsolo Benito has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Chinatown
vs
Benito

183 cm
29
180 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

175 cm
19
175 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Kobra Clothing Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Charlie Chinatown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Amorsolo Benito!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Benito cracks a nice hook into Chinatown's ribs.
Chinatown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Benito moves away.
Chinatown fails with a takedown attempt.
Benito misses with a series of wild punches.
Chinatown misses with a series of wild punches.
Benito swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Benito swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chinatown swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chinatown shoots in for a double leg but Benito sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Benito swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chinatown shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Benito but Benito pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charlie Chinatown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chinatown with a jab.
Chinatown shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Benito defends it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Benito.
Chinatown tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Benito swivels and escapes.
Chinatown shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Benito pinned against the cage. Benito gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Benito works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Chinatown shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Benito but Benito pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Benito sizes up Chinatown with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Chinatown shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Benito as he jumps to the side.
Chinatown is breathing heavily.
Benito connects with a crisp jab.
A combination from Benito does no damage.
Benito works the jab nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Benito jabs Chinatown right on the nose. Chinatown blinks but takes it well.
Benito stalks Chinatown and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Chinatown's face. Chinatown staggers backwards, shaken.
Chinatown on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Benito, as that shot connected.
Amorsolo Benito is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chinatown swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chinatown has his takedown stuffed
and Benito counters with a left to the body.

Oooooh!!! Benito has knocked Chinatown down with a huge combo! Benito steps away and waves a wobbly Chinatown back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Chinatown is rocked!
Benito walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Chinatown drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Benito swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Chinatown's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Amorsolo Benito!

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A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
66%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stanislaw Dziuk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Cook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Dziuk
vs
Cook

210 cm
22
282 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

178 cm
22
249 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Kobra Clothing Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Stanislaw Dziuk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bob Cook!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Hirohito Nitta and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dziuk throws a right hand that Cook ducks under and follows up with a left that Cook also avoids with ease.
Cook pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cook ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dziuk moves away.
Cook slips a jab and a cross from Dziuk.
Dziuk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dziuk moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A combination from Dziuk does no damage.
Dziuk fails to land with a series of punches.
Dziuk connects with a jab.
Cook fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Cook.
Sloppy strikes from Dziuk. Those never looked like landing.
Dziuk swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cook makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cook fails to land with a series of punches.
Cook fails with a takedown attempt.
Cook will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Stanislaw Dziuk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob Cook.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cook forces Dziuk back against the cage and clinches.
Cook misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dziuk.

Dziuk breaks from the clinch.
Cook misses with a takedown attempt - Dziuk sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cook shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Dziuk but Dziuk pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Oooooh!!! Dziuk has knocked Cook down with a huge combo! Dziuk steps away and waves a wobbly Cook back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Bob Cook has been cut.
Cook looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dziuk fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cook looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dziuk works Cook's body with a nice hook.
Dziuk scores with a hook to the body. Cook takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cook misses with a double jab.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dziuk!
Dziuk throws a right and a left that Cook avoids nicely.
Cook is trying desperately to land a takedown but Dziuk is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Cook.
Cook gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Cook tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Dziuk is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Cook buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Cook!! Cook is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Dziuk throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stanislaw Dziuk!

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A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
81%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe McGaleb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eugene Canedo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGaleb comes to the cage accompanied by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZnhuOEUFXA. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McGaleb
vs
Canedo

180 cm
24
195 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

203 cm
20
185 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Kobra Clothing Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joe McGaleb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eugene Canedo!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGaleb throws a nice outside leg kick.
Canedo shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McGaleb eats them both and turns towards Canedo to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Canedo swats away the attempt to clinch by McGaleb.
Jab, jab by Canedo - just one landing.
McGaleb shoots in for a double leg but Canedo sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
McGaleb fails to land the takedown.
McGaleb fails with an attempt to clinch.
Canedo avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Canedo lands a jab.
McGaleb walks into a straight right hand from Canedo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canedo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Canedo moves into range and connects with a jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Canedo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGaleb throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Canedo has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Eugene Canedo has been cut.
McGaleb misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe McGaleb. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Canedo cracks McGaleb with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Canedo tries to bum rush McGaleb with a series of wild strikes but McGaleb uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Canedo throws a jab when McGaleb was well out of range.
McGaleb throws a series of punches but Canedo avoids them all with ease.
Canedo lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - McGaleb can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Canedo and McGaleb drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Canedo.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eugene Canedo!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Eugene Canedo waved his t-shirt featuring Kobra Clothing Inc. 's logo in front of the cameras.

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A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
56%

Main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between John Rambo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Judas Theurophoroi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rambo comes to the cage accompanied by First Blood. Theurophoroi comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jungle Wars kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! John Rambo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Judas Theurophoroi's chin.

Rambo
vs
Theurophoroi

175 cm
25
175 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

187 cm
19
175 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Determined

Kobra Clothing Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, John Rambo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Judas Theurophoroi!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Theurophoroi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Rambo tries to clinch up

and Theurophoroi counters by moving into the clinch.
Rambo swings wildly with an uppercut but Theurophoroi uses good head movement to avoid it.
A bit of stalling here from Theurophoroi.
Rambo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Theurophoroi avoiding damage as Rambo throws knees to the body.
Theurophoroi pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Rambo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Theurophoroi with a knee to the head.

It looks like John Rambo has been cut.
Rambo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Theurophoroi lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rambo backwards.
Theurophoroi putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Rambo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Theurophoroi stalling against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Theurophoroi trying to land knees to the body.
Rambo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Theurophoroi is defending well for now.
Rambo is breathing heavily.
Rambo takes a knee right on the jaw!
Nice elbow from Theurophoroi.
Theurophoroi crunches a lovely knee into Rambo's ribcage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Theurophoroi.
Theurophoroi leaning his opponent against the cage.
Theurophoroi landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Theurophoroi landing knees to the head.
A hook to the body from Theurophoroi.
Theurophoroi lands a nice elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Theurophoroi.
Theurophoroi lands an elbow inside.
Theurophoroi is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Theurophoroi.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A knee to the head by Theurophoroi.
Rambo takes an elbow to the forehead.
Theurophoroi presses Rambo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Theurophoroi lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Theurophoroi comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Theurophoroi displaying some good clinch control by pressing Rambo up against the cage.
Theurophoroi lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Theurophoroi comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Theurophoroi with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Theurophoroi.
Rambo takes a knee right on the jaw!
Theurophoroi stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Theurophoroi lands a knee to the head.
Theurophoroi lands a shoulder strike.
Theurophoroi lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Rambo is rocked!
Theurophoroi scores with a shoulder strike.
Oh Rambo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Theurophoroi landing knees to the head.
Theurophoroi unloads a knee to the mid-section. Rambo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Theurophoroi gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Theurophoroi using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Theurophoroi gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Theurophoroi pushes Rambo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Theurophoroi lands an elbow that stopped Rambo in his tracks for a moment.
Stalling in the clinch from Theurophoroi.
Theurophoroi lands a nice knee to the body.
Theurophoroi gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Rambo throws a head punch that misses.
Theurophoroi scores with a knee to the head.
Theurophoroi lands a damaging elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Theurophoroi connects with a knee to the head.
Theurophoroi lands a knee to the body.
Theurophoroi lands a nice uppercut.
Theurophoroi lands a left hand.
Rambo takes an elbow to the temple.
Theurophoroi lands an elbow inside.
Theurophoroi utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Theurophoroi lands an elbow that stopped Rambo in his tracks for a moment.
Theurophoroi has Rambo pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Rambo is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Theurophoroi - that's hurt Rambo badly! Oh, another knee lands and Rambo is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Rambo doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Judas Theurophoroi!
Judas Theurophoroi decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.