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HFC 28: Ubereem vs Glotka PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tyler Storm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beast Master (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tyler Storm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Beast Master!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Master throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Storm misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Storm connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Master feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Master is stalling in the full guard.
Master pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Storm is keeping the position for now.
Master stands up from guard. Let's bang!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Master gets a double leg takedown into Storm's guard.
Master slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Beast Master hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Storm throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Storm.
Storm lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Storm lunges at Master with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Master's hand.
Storm misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Master shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Master cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Master takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Storm really wants to buck Master off and get back to his feet.
Storm avoids a series of strikes thrown by Master.
Master is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Storm has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Storm is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Master controlling from the full mount.
Storm knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Master on the ground.
Master thowing shots but they're missing.
Master content just to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Master misses with a head shot.
Master sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Master landing punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beast Master dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Storm throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Master shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Storm's guard.
Master drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Master jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Storm is looking to stand up but Master isn't so interested in that idea.
Master's corner is telling him to maintain position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Beast Master has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Master closes the distance and clinches.
Master stalling in the clinch.
Storm could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Storm is fighting off a takedown attempt but Master is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Storm to the mat. Storm regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Master drops back looking for a leg! Storm is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Storm manages to kick Master off! Master jumps back into Storm's guard.
Beast Master has got the better of the ground game so far.
Master is working Storm over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Master is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Master showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Beast Master wasn't active enough on the ground.
A head kick misses from Storm.
Storm pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Storm throws a half hearted mid kick.
Storm throws a left and a right that both miss
and Master counters by moving into the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Storm's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Master wants to break the clinch but can't.
Master has hold of one of Storm's legs. Storm is fighting the takedown attempt but Master gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Master pushing down on Storm's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Master stands up and beckons Storm to join him on the feet.
Storm avoids the head kick by Master.
Storm thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Master if he has to take too many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Storm throws a nice looking combination but Master bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tyler Storm is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Storm scores with a shot to the body.
Storm fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Master manages to avoid it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Master throws a nice looking combination but Storm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Master clinches up against the cage.
Master has Storm pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Storm manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beast Master showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Storm's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Storm tries to break the clinch but Master is controlling the position.
Master has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Storm after a bit of a struggle.
Storm is trying to force a seperation but Master has the dominant position.
Storm wants to break free but Master has control.
Master works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Master postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Master slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
A lull in the action here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Let's hope that Master has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Master decides to stand back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Master fails to land with a series of punches.
Master shoots in and gets a takedown into Storm's guard.
Master gets to his feet - Storm follows without any prompting.
Storm connects with a solid leg kick.
Master has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Storm.
Master looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Master looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Beast Master was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Master misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Master walks into a left hand.
Storm lands with a kick to the ribs.
Tyler Storm is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Storm scores with a leg kick.
Master showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Storm.
Storm thuds his shin into the meat of Master's side.
Master swings for the body but Storm moves out of range.
Storm gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Master.
Master takes a kick to the side of the head.
Storm throws a head kick but Master moves out of range.
Storm moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Master sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Master takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Storm misses with a jab, cross combination.
Storm throws a combination that misses
and Master decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Storm's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Master works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Master keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Tyler Storm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Beast Master.
Master throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Storm was covering up waiting for the punch and Master finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Storm is looking to stand up but Master isn't so interested in that idea.
And that's the end of the fight!
Beast Master comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Master winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beast Master!
After the big win, Beast Master made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Gilop® and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juan Marquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mandingo Munchousen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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245 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juan Marquez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mandingo Munchousen!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marquez gets caught napping as Munchousen dives in and scores a takedown. Marquez manages to retain guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Marquez has his feet on Munchousen's thighs here. He's pushed Munchousen off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Munchousen screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Juan Marquez!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Otto Jokinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marco Tammipuomi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jokinen comes to the cage accompanied by Daft Punk - harder better faster stronger. Tammipuomi is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Marco Marfè Parodia, Marco è Dens! Pubblicità Divertente Napoletano.... Marco Tammipuomi has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Otto Jokinen's chin.
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221 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Otto Jokinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Marco Tammipuomi!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tammipuomi misses with a body shot
and Jokinen counters with a head kick that drops Tammipuomi to the mat! Tammipuomi scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Tammipuomi is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jokinen misses with a jab to the body
and Jokinen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jokinen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jokinen misses with a kick to the body.
The crowd cheers as Jokinen lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tammipuomi doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Marco Tammipuomi has been cut.
Tammipuomi throws a head kick but Jokinen moves out of range.
Otto Jokinen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tammipuomi lands a nice looking body shot.
Good leg kick by Jokinen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Tammipuomi goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Nice takedown defense from Jokinen. No joy for Tammipuomi on that attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tammipuomi has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jokinen finds it's way round the side to connect with Tammipuomi's head.
Jokinen lands a big head kick that sends Tammipuomi to the canvas! Jokinen follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Otto Jokinen!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Otto Jokinen waved his t-shirt featuring Perkele!'s logo in front of the cameras.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between MR Cut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Morgan Hilton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). MR Cut has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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225 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, MR Cut!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Morgan Hilton!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hilton throws a series of punches but Cut moves out of range.
Cut is looking to clinch but Hilton is avoiding it.
Cut takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cut will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Hilton rushes Cut and presses him up against the cage.
Cut pushes off an throws an elbow but Hilton leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Hilton lands an uppercut.
Cut's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hilton lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hilton just leaning against Cut, taking a breather.
Hilton receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Hilton lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cut tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hilton avoids it.
Hilton lands with a left to the head.
Cut throws a knee to the head but misses.
Hilton lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hilton.
A bit of stalling here from Hilton.
Cut with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Hilton blocks the elbow strike.
Cut looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cut pushes off an throws an elbow but Hilton leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cut misses with an elbow strike.
Cut is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cut tries to land a knee to the head but Hilton blocks with his arms.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hilton creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cut tries to land a knee to the head but Hilton blocks with his arms.
Hilton tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cut looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cut comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Morgan Hilton has been cut.
Hilton struggles to land a body shot inside as Cut controls his hands.
Hilton scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hilton lands a nice shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hilton lands a shot to the body.
Hilton effectively controlling the action here.
Hilton lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hilton.
Cut missing with knees to the body.
Cut misses with an elbow strike.
Hilton lands a hook that snaps the head of Cut backwards.
Hilton lands a shoulder strike.
Cut letting Hilton take a breather here.
Hilton on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cut creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Hilton blocks an elbow strike.
Cut looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cut pushes off an throws an elbow but Hilton leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Hilton on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cut throws an elbow that misses.
Cut throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Hilton just leaning against Cut, taking a breather.
Hilton cracks Cut with a nice body shot.
Hilton lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cut pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cut tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Cut throws an elbow but it's blocked.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cut throws an elbow that misses.
Cut tries to land knees in the clinch but Hilton avoids the damage to the body.
Cut throws an elbow but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Morgan Hilton dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Morgan Hilton's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Hilton throws a combination. Cut tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
It looks like MR Cut has been cut.
Hilton cracks Cut with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Cut looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Hilton finish him?
Cut is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hilton closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Cut out cold! Cut corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Morgan Hilton!
A relieved looking Morgan Hilton thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pe Lurpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Fairley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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180 lbs
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174 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pe Lurpo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nick Fairley!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lurpo finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Lurpo looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Fairley shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lurpo as he avoids it easily.
Lurpo shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Lurpo was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Fairley tries to reverse the position but Lurpo maintains control.
Lurpo lands with some strikes.
Lurpo avoids the attempt from Fairley to control.
Lurpo landing punches.
Fairley tries to hold on but Lurpo postures up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fairley keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Fairley tries to hold on but Lurpo pushes him away.
Lurpo looking to finish Fairley with some ground and pound. This is bad for Fairley!
Fairley is rocked!
Lurpo lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Fairley is still in real trouble! Can Lurpo finish him?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooh a big shot lands for Lurpo! Fairley is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Pe Lurpo!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Il (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Todd Bauer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kim Jong Il has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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265 lbs
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245 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kim Jong Il!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Todd Bauer!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Il fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bauer misses with a hook. Il ducked under it nicely.
Some wild striking there from Bauer.
Bauer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Il on the side of the head.
It looks like Kim Jong Il has been cut.
Il with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bauer to score with a decent uppercut.
Bauer misses with an uppercut
and Il counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Il.
Bauer is trying to break the clinch but Il has him pressed against the cage.
Bauer tries to break the clinch but Il is controlling the position.
Il lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bauer or not.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bauer is looking to break free of the clinch but Il has double underhooks.
Bauer is trying to break the clinch but Il is controlling him.
Il throws a head punch that misses.
Il content to slow the pace in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Il.
Il with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Il lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Il is struggling to control the position.
Bauer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Il.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Il on the inside.
Bauer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Il has him pressed against the cage.
Il misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bauer has had enough of the clinch but Il keeps him there for the moment.
Bauer is trying to break free.
Il manages to pull guard.
Bauer would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Il is looking for a triangle but Bauer pushes his legs off easily.
Il working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bauer doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bauer manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Il is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Bauer frees his head nicely. Oh but Il has switched to an armbar! Bauer is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Kim Jong Il!
A very excited looking Kim Jong Il made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirill Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sandor Clegane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown comes into the arena with Splin - Moyo serdce blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Kirill Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sandor Clegane!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Clegane.
Sandor Clegane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Brown lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Clegane has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Clegane and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Clegane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brown stuffs the takedown.
Clegane has his takedown stuffed
and Brown counters with a nice body shot.
Brown motions for Clegane to come forward. Brown throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Brown throws a head kick that misses.
A solid body kick from Clegane.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Brown is looking to land body kicks.
A leg kick checked by Brown.
Clegane throws a sloppy head kick
and Brown makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A head kick by Clegane misses
and Brown counters with a nice leg kick.
Brown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brown looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown throws a shot from downtown. Clegane moves away and avoids it.
A head kick misses from Clegane.
Clegane goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
It looks like Kirill Brown has been cut.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Clegane.
Kirill Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sandor Clegane.
A leg kick checked by Brown.
Brown throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Clegane.
A low kick from Brown misses
and Clegane counters with a head kick. That will keep Brown thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clegane looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Brown blocks a head kick by Clegane.
Clegane takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Brown wants it to stay on the feet.
Clegane shoots in for a takedown but Brown shows good takedown defense.
Clegane looks gassed!
Clegane feints and then cracks Brown's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Brown down.
Clegane tries to work over Brown's front leg with a kick but Brown checks it.
Clegane throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Brown fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Clegane is out of range.
Clegane misses with a head kick.
Clegane works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Clegane throws a head kick but Brown moves out of range.
Clegane throws a leg kick but Brown checks it.
Brown throws a head kick but Clegane moves out of range.
Brown tries to close the distance and clinch up but Clegane swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Brown has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Clegane.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clegane tries to land a body kick
and Brown connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Clegane closes the distance and clinches up with Brown, looking for a takedown. Clegane pushes Brown against the cage but Brown circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Brown stuffs the takedown attempt from Clegane. Clegane gets slowly back to his feet.
Clegane throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Clegane uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Brown.
Brown tries to clinch but Clegane is having none of it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Brown.
Clegane misses with a low kick.
Brown keeps Clegane at a distance using the push kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice leg kick lands there from Brown.
Brown lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Brown.
Brown throws a head kick that half lands.
It looks like Sandor Clegane has been cut.
Clegane has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Brown.
Brown is looking to slow Clegane down with leg kicks.
Brown delivers a nice body kick.
A good leg kick by Brown.
Nice shot by Brown.
Clegane throws a sloppy head kick and Brown moves out of range easily.
Brown tests Clegane's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brown dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Clegane. That did some damage!
Clegane avoids the head kick by Brown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kirill Brown dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Brown throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Clegane on the side of the head.
Clegane tries to land a front kick but Brown steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Clegane avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Clegane throws a sloppy head kick
and Brown counters with an inside leg kick.
Brown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brown thows a body kick. Clegane tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Clegane might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Brown has got the better of the exchanges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brown digs a good body shot into Clegane's ribs.
Brown lands with a nice body kick.
Clegane takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Brown moves in looking to clinch but Clegane pushes him off.
Clegane takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Brown lands a big head kick that sends Clegane tumbling to the mat! Brown takes a step backwards and waves Clegane back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Clegane is breathing heavily.
Brown clinches up with Clegane and pushes him back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown lands a nice knee to the body.
Brown misses with a knee strike.
A short right from Brown.
Brown tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Brown looking to throw knees to the head but Clegane is blocking nicely.
Brown connects with a knee to the head.
Brown works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Brown lands an elbow just above Clegane 's eye.
Clegane's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Brown pushes off an throws an elbow but Clegane leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Brown throws a knee to the head but misses.
Brown lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Clegane backwards.
Brown unloads a knee to the mid-section. Clegane lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Clegane misses with a knee strike.
Brown misses with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clegane takes a knee to the side of the body.
Brown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Brown is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Brown landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Clegane misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Brown.
Brown is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Clegane can do to turn this around?
A right handed body shot lands from Brown.
Brown lands a left hand.
Kirill Brown has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Brown unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Brown connects with a nasty looking knee right to Clegane's face.
Brown lands a shoulder strike.
Brown misses with a knee to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Brown.
Brown misses with a knee to the head.
Brown digs a right hand into Clegane's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Clegane's gas tank.
Brown softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Brown.
Brown lands a right hand.
Brown tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Brown here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Clegane wants to get back to striking at distance but Brown won't allow it.
Brown is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Brown throws a knee to the head but misses.
Brown is pressed up against the cage. Clegane has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Brown down to the mat. Brown avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Brown tries to bum rush Clegane with a series of wild strikes but Clegane uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Clegane is trying desperately to land a takedown but Brown is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Clegane.
Brown lands with a thumping leg kick.
Brown lands a nice looking body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clegane gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Brown lands a nice hook to Clegane's body. Clegane takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Brown, right into the meat.
Brown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clegane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brown.
Clegane chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brown can pounce on him.
A slapping body kick lands there for Brown.
Brown connects with an inside leg kick.
Clegane on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kirill Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brown throws a head kick that half lands.
Clegane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brown lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A good leg kick by Brown.
Clegane throws a head kick but Brown moves out of range.
Sandor Clegane is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Clegane takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kirill Brown dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Clegane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clegane has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Brown.
Clegane slips under a jab from Brown.
Clegane tries a head kick but it misses.
Clegane fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Brown has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kirill Brown is winning the standup battle so far.
Brown throws a nice outside leg kick.
Brown blocks a head kick by Clegane.
Brown is looking to clinch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Brown, right into the meat.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clegane was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
Clegane has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Brown.
Clegane throws a head kick but Brown moves out of range.
Clegane takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Brown throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Brown tenderised Clegane's leg. Clegane is trying to keep his angry face on.
Brown fails in his attempt to clinch.
Clegane is looking to land body kicks.
Brown lands a head kick!
Brown closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Clegane is trying to force a seperation but Brown has the dominant position.
Brown with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Brown crunches a lovely knee into Clegane's ribcage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown looking to throw knees to the head but Clegane is blocking nicely.
A nice right hand lands inside from Brown.
Clegane trying to stall but Brown improves his position.
Clegane is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Brown gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Brown digs a right hand into Clegane's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Clegane's gas tank.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown lands a nice knee to the body.
Brown misses with a knee strike.
Clegane looking to stall.
Brown putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Clegane in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Clegane misses with a short punch on the inside.
Brown misses with a knee strike.
Clegane has a couple of punches blocked by Brown.
Clegane tries for a takedown but Brown manages to get underhooks.
A knee to the head by Brown.
Brown presses Clegane against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Brown with a knee to the head.
Brown unloads a knee to the mid-section. Clegane lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Brown landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Brown lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown scores with a knee to the head.
Brown tries to land a knee to the head but Clegane blocks with his arms.
A short uppercut from Brown.
Clegane takes a knee to the side of the body.
Brown working Clegane over with knees to the body.
Brown misses with a knee strike.
Brown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Clegane.
Sandor Clegane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Brown with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Knees in the clinch landing for Brown.
Brown crunches a lovely knee into Clegane's ribcage.
Brown landing knees to the body.
Brown with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Clegane throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clegane takes a knee right on the jaw!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown trying to land knees to the body.
Clegane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Brown is defending well for now.
Brown gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Clegane changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Brown fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Kirill Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sandor Clegane.
Brown scores with a kick to the body.
Brown tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Clegane looks for a takedown but Brown sprawls well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clegane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clegane misses with a kick to the body
and Brown makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Clegane really felt that one!
And that's the end of the fight!
Kirill Brown showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Brown has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kirill Brown!
A victorious Kirill Brown thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gigantor Ubereem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Logen Glotka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ubereem comes to the cage accompanied by -. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Logen Glotka enters the cage!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gigantor Ubereem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Logen Glotka!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ubereem connects with an inside leg kick.
Glotka tests Ubereem's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It looks like Gigantor Ubereem has been cut.
Ubereem connects with a right hand. Glotka shakes it off.
Glotka throws a sloppy head kick and Ubereem moves out of range easily.
Ubereem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Glotka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ubereem missing with a left hand there. Glotka was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ubereem takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Good standup being displayed there by Ubereem as he connects with a hook.
Ubereem slips a jab from Glotka.
Glotka on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ubereem misses with a body kick.
Ubereem slips a straight right by Glotka.
Glotka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Glotka misses with a right hand
so Ubereem counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ubereem accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Glotka is trying to control the position but Ubereem postures up.
Glotka keeping full guard, as Ubereem tries to pass.
Ubereem trying to control but Glotka is working from the bottom.
Ubereem trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ubereem accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ubereem throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Glotka works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Glotka looking for a sweep. Not yet Glotka, not yet.
Glotka trying to control the position here.
Ubereem trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem preventing the sweep.
Ubereem looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Ubereem shoots in looking for a takedown but Glotka manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Ubereem's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Ubereem clinches up against the cage.
Glotka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice elbow from Glotka.
Ubereem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Glotkas head.
Ubereem being controlled against the cage.
Ubereem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem lands with a left to the head.
Glotka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ubereem is looking to clinch but Glotka is avoiding it.
Glotka throws a head kick but Ubereem moves out of range.
Ubereem thows a body shot but no joy.
Ubereem checks a leg kick.
Ubereem takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Ubereem fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ubereem darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ubereem moves to clinch but Glotka breaks away
and Glotka counters with a leg kick.
Ubereem just misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Glotka lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Glotka connects with a solid leg kick.
Ubereem is breathing heavily.
Glotka cracks Ubereem with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ubereem shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Glotka counters with a good low kick that Ubereem was not able to check.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gigantor Ubereem. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glotka feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Ubereem sprawling to the canvas! Ubereem rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Glotka finish him?!
Glotka throws a monster overhand right that drops Ubereem! Glotka follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Logen Glotka!
After the big win, Logen Glotka made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Milwaukee's Best 160 -$75 Vote Colbert!!!!! and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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