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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kickboxing Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fat Jobber has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Fat Jobber is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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178 lbs
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304 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kickboxing Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Look low, kick high! Kickboxing Jobber uses the oldest trick in the book to send Fat Jobber tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Kickboxing Jobber is absolutely delighted - when Fat Jobber wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kickboxing Jobber!
An out of breath and clearly excited Kickboxing Jobber thanked TITAN for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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