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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Attila Orban (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wolfgang Steuermann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steuermann has chosen Ein Prosit as his entrance music. Attila Orban could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Wolfgang Steuermann's chin.



205 cm
30
270 lbs
8 - 4 - 0
166 cm
22
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
ADCC Champion
Counter striker
Good gas tank


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
CEC Nutrition Q159


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Attila Orban!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wolfgang Steuermann!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Hugh Johnson and Eliza Hachem.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orban misses with a wild body shot.
Attila Orban seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Steuermann shoots in looking for a takedown. Orban tries to sprawl out of it but Steuermann keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Orban manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Orban moves out of range as Steuermann throws a body kick.
Orban thows a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Steuermann.
Orban scores with a crisp jab that stopped Steuermann in his tracks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orban fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Orban throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Orban tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Steuermann was well out of range. Poor timing from Orban.
Nice takedown defense from Orban. No joy for Steuermann on that attempt.
Attila Orban has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Wolfgang Steuermann.
Steuermann tries to score a power double leg takedown but Orban sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Steuermann somewhat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orban takes a swing at Steuermann's ribcage but misses.
Orban tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Steuermann was well out of range. Poor timing from Orban.
Orban just misses with a punch to the body.
Steuermann is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steuermann fails to land the takedown.
Steuermann avoids the body shot from Orban.
Orban takes a swing at Steuermann's ribcage but misses.
Orban tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Steuermann was well out of range. Poor timing from Orban.

Orban gets caught flat footed, as Steuermann shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

Steuermann drops back, looking for a kneebar! Orban looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Orban looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Orban!
Steuermann tries to bench press Orban off him but Orban keeps the position.
Orban wants to control but Steuermann is keeping him busy.
Steuermann gets back to half guard.
Orban passes the guard and advances to mount!
Steuermann working to try and regain half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Attila Orban dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Orban throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Steuermann shoots in looking for a takedown but Orban manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Steuermann's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Orban scores with a nice strike.
Orban scores with a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Orban. Steuermann does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steuermann uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Orban.
Orban tries to clinch there but Steuermann circles away.
Orban is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Orban tries to close the distance and clinch up but Steuermann swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Orban throws a shot to the body.
Steuermann fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Orban misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steuermann.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steuermann's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Orban connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Steuermann scrambles back to his feet.
Orban misses with a leg kick.
Orban stuffs the takedown.
Attila Orban has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Wolfgang Steuermann.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Orban.
Orban misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steuermann dives in and grabs Orban's left leg, looking for a takedown. Orban pushes down on Steuermann's head and hops out.
Orban connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Orban takes a swing at Steuermann's ribcage but misses.
Orban lands a slapping body shot.
Steuermann is breathing heavily.
Orban digs a good body shot into Steuermann's ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Orban throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Steuermann shoots in but Orban avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Orban scores with a shot to the body.
Orban throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Orban looks to score with a jab to the body but Steuermann is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Attila Orban dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!


Orban misses the shot to the body.
Orban bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Steuermann's head backwards.
Orban takes a swing at Steuermann's ribcage but misses.
Orban takes a swing at Steuermann's ribcage but misses.
Steuermann falls off balance throwing a combination
and Orban counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Orban lands an impressive looking overhand right. Steuermann doesn't seem phased though.
Orban throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Orban misses with a wild body shot.
Steuermann doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Steuermann avoids a punch combination nicely.
Steuermann takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Attila Orban is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Steuermann with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Orban to score with a decent uppercut.
Orban tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Steuermann was well out of range. Poor timing from Orban.
Orban swings for the body but Steuermann moves out of range.
Orban misses with a double jab.
Attila Orban is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steuermann shoots for a takedown but Orban saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Orban scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Orban tries to stand but Steuermann is controlling his head.
Steuermann sneaks back into half guard.
Orban tries to pass the half guard into mount. Steuermann knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Orban slows the pace down in half guard.
Steuermann misses with some strikes from the bottom.
The fighters are battling for position here. Steuermann manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Orban is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Steuermann throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steuermann looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Orban puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Orban performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

Steuermann looking for submissions off his back.

Steuermann looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Orban performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Steuermann manages to get to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Attila Orban showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Orban, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:26
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Attila Orban!
S C
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
37%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nycky Downtime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rafael Zanico (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Downtime comes to the cage accompanied by Bring It. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rafael Zanico was going to win. Let's see if he was right.



176 cm
25
152 lbs
13 - 12 - 0
173 cm
23
143 lbs
7 - 0 - 0
BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong
ADCC Champion
Basic striking
Determined


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
The Adrenaline Matrix


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nycky Downtime!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rafael Zanico!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Bruno Hogan and Hugh Johnson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zanico connects with a looping right hand.

Downtime gets tackled into the cage by Zanico. Zanico maintains the clinch.
Downtime tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zanico avoids it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Downtime throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Zanico drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Downtime tries to land knees in the clinch but Zanico avoids the damage to the body.
Downtime misses with a body punch.
Downtime missing with knees to the body.
Downtime tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zanico avoids it.

Downtime pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Downtime tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Zanico is able to avoid easily.
Zanico fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zanico wants to clinch.
Zanico is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Downtime forces Zanico back against the cage and clinches.
Downtime lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Downtime is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Downtime breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Zanico takes the fight into the clinch.
Zanico is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Downtime is defending well.
Nycky Downtime has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rafael Zanico.
Downtime tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zanico avoids it.

Zanico gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Zanico looking to pass the guard.
Downtime controls Zanico momentarily but Zanico frees himself.
Downtime wants to stand up but Zanico is controlling him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zanico stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Downtime swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zanico preventing the sweep.
Downtime keeping full guard, as Zanico tries to pass.
Zanicois looking to pass into half guard but Downtime pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Downtime is in guard.

Downtime decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Zanico, up you get!
Zanico is looking to clinch but Downtime is avoiding it.
Downtime scores with a nice right hand.
Downtime comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Zanico looks gassed!

Downtime moves into range and clinches up with Zanico.
Downtime misses with a body punch.

Downtime breaks the clinch.
Downtime will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Downtime lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Downtime.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zanico tries to clinch up

and Downtime counters with a left hand that sends Zanico to the canvas!

Zanico is rocked!
Downtime in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Zanico is still in real trouble! Can Downtime finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Downtime gets to his feet. Zanico looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Downtime throws a head kick that misses.
Downtime is looking to clinch.
Downtime circles away from the clinch attempt
and Downtime counters with a nice low kick that buckles Zanico's knee momentarily.
Zanico seems to have recovered his senses.
Downtime misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Downtime's corner calls for a 1-2. Downtime obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Zanico tries to clinch up but Downtime circles away and keeps his distance.
Zanico tries to clinch there but Downtime circles away.
Zanico tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Downtime misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Downtime fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Zanico tries to clinch there but Downtime circles away.
Zanico tries to clinch but Downtime moves away
and Downtime comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Zanico stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Downtime is on him like rabid pit bull! Zanico slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nycky Downtime!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
73%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Wrassle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tokhtakhounov comes into the arena with Ministry - Thieves blaring out of the sound system. Joe Wrassle has the eye of the tiger tonight.



187 cm
23
220 lbs
9 - 2 - 0
187 cm
25
220 lbs
8 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Olympic wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Wrassle!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Summer Carpenter and John Mangel.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wrassle is trying hard to land a takedown here. Tokhtakhounov sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Wrassle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Tokhtakhounov has Wrassle up against the cage in a clinch.
Tokhtakhounov landing knees to the head.

It looks like Joe Wrassle has been cut.
Tokhtakhounov utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Tokhtakhounov putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Wrassle in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wrassle managing to block the knees to the body from Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wrassle tries to pull guard but Tokhtakhounov won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tokhtakhounov utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wrassle looks gassed!
Tokhtakhounov is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Tokhtakhounov lands an elbow inside.
Tokhtakhounov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wrassle is defending well for now.
Wrassle blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wrassle on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Tokhtakhounov creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wrassle's defenses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tokhtakhounov lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wrassle managing to block the knees to the body from Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wrassle avoids it.
Tokhtakhounov lands a knee to the body.
Tokhtakhounov is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Tokhtakhounov lands an elbow inside.

That has opened up Joe Wrassle's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tokhtakhounov lands a nice knee to the body.
Tokhtakhounov stalling the fight.
Tokhtakhounov is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Tokhtakhounov lands an elbow that stopped Wrassle in his tracks for a moment.

The cut above Joe Wrassle's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Tokhtakhounov lands a nice elbow.
Tokhtakhounov landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Tokhtakhounov throws an elbow that misses.
Tokhtakhounov pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Tokhtakhounov - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tokhtakhounov lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Joe Wrassle's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Wrassle blocks an elbow strike from Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wrassle is working for takedown but Tokhtakhounov is calmly controlling the position for now.
Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Wrassle.
Tokhtakhounov is pressed up against the cage. Wrassle has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Tokhtakhounov down to the mat. Tokhtakhounov avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Wrassle walks into a left hand.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joe Wrassle's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
36%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Augello (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Njord Freyr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Freyr comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Twilight of the Thunder God kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Njord Freyr has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



199 cm
30
270 lbs
17 - 5 - 0
195 cm
25
290 lbs
10 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, James Augello!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Njord Freyr!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, John Mangel and Winston Howard.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Augello thuds his right hand into Freyr's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

It looks like Njord Freyr has been cut.
Augello lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Freyr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augello manages to avoid it.
Freyr staying out of range there.
Augello takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Freyr jabs Augello to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Freyr lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Augello catches Freyr with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Freyr closes the distance and clinches.
Augello tries to throw a body punch but Freyr avoids it by throwing Augello back against the cage.
Freyr lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Freyr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Augello tries to land knees in the clinch but Freyr avoids the damage to the body.
Freyr lands a hook to the side of the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Freyr misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Augello blocks a body shot from Freyr.
Augello swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Freyr creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Freyr.
Augello lands a left hand.

Freyr escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Freyr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augello manages to avoid it.
Freyr connects with a solid leg kick.
Augello lands a nice shot that snaps Freyr's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Freyr.
Freyr is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Augello.
Freyr just misses with a punch to the body.
Augello ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Freyr moves away.
Freyr tries to move into range but Augello moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Augello throws a shot from downtown. Freyr moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Augello takes one to the chin there.
The fighters circle momentarily. Freyr darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Augello loads up on a big right hand but Freyr slips the punch.
Freyr fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Augello is out of range.
Freyr throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Augello avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Freyr defending well as Augello loads up on a big left hand.
Freyr ducks under a wild hook from Augello.
Freyr tests Augello's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Augello lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That has opened up Njord Freyr's cut even more.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Augello, as that shot connected.
Freyr fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Augello swings for the body but Freyr moves out of range.
Freyr throws a leg kick
and Augello connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Freyr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Augello misses the shot to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Freyr. Those never looked like landing.
Augello scores with a shot to the body.
Augello tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Freyr is looking to slow Augello down with leg kicks.
Freyr pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Augello throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Augello throws a shot from downtown. Freyr moves away and avoids it.
Freyr goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Augello. Freyr does a little dance to reset his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Freyr motions for Augello to come forward. Freyr throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Freyr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Augello was well out of range. Poor timing from Freyr.
Some bone on bone action there as Augello checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Njord Freyr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Augello does no damage.
Freyr thows a leg kick but Augello checks it
and Augello counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Freyr misses with an uppercut. Augello saw that one coming.
A combination from Augello does no damage.

Freyr fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Augello, pushing him back against the cage.
Augello misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Augello swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Freyr's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that James Augello will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Njord Freyr's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


No joy there for Augello, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Freyr. Augello shrugs it off though.
Augello throws a right and a left that Freyr avoids nicely.
Freyr misses with a wild body shot.
Freyr ducks under a wild hook from Augello.
Augello connects with a jab.
Augello throws out a powerful jab.
Freyr throws a low kick, looking for Augello's leg but Augello calmly moves out of range.
Freyr fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Augello has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Freyr lands a nice shot that snaps Augello's head back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Freyr connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Freyr looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Augello misses with a leg kick
and Freyr counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Augello misses with a wild combination.
Freyr misses with a leg kick
and Augello counters with a nice low kick that buckles Freyr's knee momentarily.
Freyr tries to clinch but Augello is having none of it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Freyr in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Freyr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Augello misses with an uppercut. Freyr saw that one coming.
Augello misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Freyr.
Augello takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Augello misses the body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Freyr bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Augello's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Augello takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Freyr pushes Augello away with a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Freyr doesn't manage to clinch there - Augello circles away.
Freyr buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Augello throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Freyr sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Augello looks to throw the jab but Freyr is out of range.
Freyr tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Augello misses with a looping right.
Freyr throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Freyr scores with a leg kick.
Freyr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Augello.
Freyr throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Augello counter with a right hand.
Augello ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Freyr moves away.
Freyr swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Augello throws a hook but Freyr avoids it easily.
Good shot there by Augello.
Freyr scores with a nice head shot.
Freyr will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Njord Freyr seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Freyr wants to clinch.
Freyr's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Augello connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Freyr scrambles back to his feet.
Freyr throws a series of punches but Augello avoids them all with ease.
Freyr thumps Augello with a low kick.
Freyr tries to score with a low kick but Augello moves his leg out of the way.
Freyr connects with a leg kick. Augello looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Augello looks to score with a jab to the body but Freyr is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Freyr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Augello.
Freyr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Augello paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Augello is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Augello jabs Freyr to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Freyr scores with a hook.
Augello throws a right and a left that both miss.
A good leg kick by Freyr.
Augello throws a nice looking combination but Freyr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Freyr thuds a left hand into Augello's body.
Freyr tries to clinch up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Freyr buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Augello has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Freyr.
Freyr dips to his left and cracks Augello with an uppercut!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Njord Freyr showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Njord Freyr's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!


Freyr tries to clinch but Augello moves out of range.
Freyr fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Freyr buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Freyr uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Augello.
Freyr throws a push kick but Augello slaps the foot to one side.
Freyr throws out a powerful jab.
Freyr looks to throw a body kick
and Augello counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Augello misses the shot to the body.
Augello ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Freyr moves away.
A punch lands to the side of Augello 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Freyr stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Freyr feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Augello's calf.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Freyr scores with a jab. Augello acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Freyr clobbers Augello with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Augello swats away the attempt to clinch by Freyr.
A punch combination from Freyr misses.
Augello throws a chopping leg kick but Freyr manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Augello slips under a jab from Freyr.
Augello misses with a wild body shot.
Augello takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Augello throws a big shot that misses.
Freyr misses with a wild body shot.
James Augello is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Augello misses with a looping left.
Freyr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Augello thows a body shot but no joy.
Freyr digs a good body shot into Augello's ribs.
Augello has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Augello misses with a double jab.
Augello avoids a kick to the body.
Augello connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Augello takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Freyr tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Augello is able to avoid easily.
Augello ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Freyr moves away.
Freyr looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Augello misses with a wild body shot.
Augello misses with a lunging right hand
and Freyr counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Freyr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Augello.
Freyr will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Freyr fails in his attempt to clinch.
Augello swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Augello.
Augello checks the leg kick.
Augello circles away from the clinch attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Augello misses the target.
Freyr bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Freyr tries a head kick but it misses.
Freyr feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Augello's calf.
Freyr lands with a cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Augello on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Augello moves out of range of the leg kick from Freyr.
Freyr throws a low kick, looking for Augello's leg but Augello calmly moves out of range.
Freyr ducks under a wild hook from Augello.
Augello misses with a wild body shot.
Freyr catches Augello with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Freyr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augello manages to avoid it.
Augello throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Freyr throws a shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Augello chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Freyr can pounce on him.
Freyr throws a quick inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Njord Freyr comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Freyr has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:29
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Njord Freyr!

After the fight, Njord Freyr was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pauli Painija (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncomfortably Numb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uncomfortably Numb has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



160 cm
25
176 lbs
19 - 5 - 0
175 cm
25
175 lbs
12 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine
ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Fast


CEC Nutrition Q159


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pauli Painija!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Uncomfortably Numb!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Eliza Hachem and Donatello Bradman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Painija avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Painija misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Painija misses with a series of wild punches.
Numb shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Painija as he jumps to the side.

Numb shoots in and bounces Painija off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Numb wants to control from the top but Painija keeps moving.
Numb trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Numb passes into half guard.
Numb wants to control but Painija is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Numb is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Painija doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Numb.
Painija gets back to full guard.
Painija is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Numb trying to control the position from guard on top but Painija is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Numb trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Numb trying to control the position from guard on top but Painija is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Numb controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Uncomfortably Numb.
Painija stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Numb.
Numb throws a chopping leg kick but Painija manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Numb throws a leg kick but Painija moved away.
Numb stuns Painija with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Numb connects with a solid leg kick.
Numb misses with a head kick.
Painija swings for the body but Numb moves out of range.
Numb attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Painija swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Numb shoots in for a takedown but Painija shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Painija swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Numb slips a jab from Painija.
Numb takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Numb thows a body shot but no joy.
Painija thows a body shot but no joy.
Painija throws a leg kick that misses.
Painija swings for the body but Numb moves out of range.
Numb avoids a punch combination nicely.
Uncomfortably Numb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Numb tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Painija was well out of range. Poor timing from Numb.
Painija is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Numb has a takedown stuffed.
Pauli Painija has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncomfortably Numb.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Numb tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Painija comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Painija checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Numb swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Numb misses with a takedown
enabling Painija to counter with a crisp jab.
Painija is looking to wear down Numb with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Painija throws a body punch but Numb moves out of range.
Numb uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Painija.
Painija checks the leg kick nicely there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Painija throws a shot from downtown. Numb moves away and avoids it.
Numb has a takedown stuffed.
Numb lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Painija at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uncomfortably Numb dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Painija checks the leg kick.
Numb tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Painija swivels and escapes.
Numb takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Painija misses with a hook. Numb ducked under it nicely.
Painija misses with a body kick.
Numb throws a low kick, looking for Painija's leg but Painija calmly moves out of range.
Painija throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Numb attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Painija tries to clinch up but Numb circles away and keeps his distance.
Numb with a lazy takedown attempt
and Painija counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Numb shoots in but no luck this time.
Pauli Painija has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncomfortably Numb.
Numb tried to score with a low kick but Painija checks it.
Painija misses with a two punch combination.
Painija throws a head kick but Numb moves out of range.
Painija is looking to clinch but Numb is avoiding it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Numb shoots in looking for a takedown but Painija manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Numb's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Numb misses with a takedown attempt
and Painija counters with a nice uppercut.
Painija is looking to clinch but Numb is avoiding it.
Painija waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Numb.
Numb avoids the body shot from Painija.
Painija tries to clinch up but Numb circles away and keeps his distance.
Painija looks to score with a jab to the body but Numb is just out of range.
Painija fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Numb with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Numb throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Numb throws a low kick, looking for Painija's leg but Painija calmly moves out of range.
Painija misses with a shot to the body
and Numb counters with a leg kick.
Pauli Painija is winning the standup battle so far.
Numb shoots in for a double leg but Painija sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Numb misses with a takedown

and Painija holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Painija throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Numb blocks it with crossed arms.
Painija has a couple of punches blocked by Numb.
Numb has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Painija after a bit of a struggle.
Numb wants a takedown.
Painija tries to circle away but Numb has him pinned against the cage.

Painija breaks from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Painija avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Good work by Painija as he checks the leg kick.
Painija throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Numb.

Painija gets caught napping as Numb dives in and scores a takedown. Painija manages to retain guard.
Painija might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Numb won't allow Painija to sweep him here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Painija is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Numb is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Numb wants to control from the top but Painija keeps moving.
Painija wants to stand up but Numb is controlling him.
Numb trying to control the position from guard on top but Painija is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Painija working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Numb.
Numb throws a strike but Painija rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Numb is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Painija defends well.
Painija throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Numb works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Numb throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Painija has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Painija distracts Numb with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Painija working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Numb's head.
Painija pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Numb is keeping the position for now.

Numb looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Pauli Painija will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!


Numb throws a leg kick but Painija sees it coming and moves out of range.
Numb misses with a wild body shot.
Painija is looking to clinch.
Numb gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Painija counters with a straight right hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Numb lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Painija has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Painija and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A slapping leg kick lands for Numb.
Numb misses with a jab, cross combination.
Numb connects with a body shot that sends Painija's belly button to the back.
Painija slaps away a takedown attempt from Numb, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Numb keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Painija.
Painija avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Painija fails with an attempt to clinch.
Numb will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Numb throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Numb scores with a nice right hand.
Numb throws a leg kick but Painija sees it coming and moves out of range.
Painija stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Numb.
Good leg kick by Painija there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Numb has his takedown stuffed
and Painija makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pauli Painija has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncomfortably Numb.
Numb takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Numb tries for a takedown but Painija circles away easily
and Painija counters with a straight right hand.
Painija stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Painija wants it to stay on the feet.
Numb throws a leg kick but Painija checks it.
Numb tries for a takedown but Painija sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Painija misses.
Numb misses the shot to the body.

Painija takes the fight into the clinch.
Painija misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Come on Painija - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Painija looking to stall.
Painija stalling in the clinch.
Painija has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Painija is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Numb is trying to maintain a safe position but Painija gets an underhook and turns Numb into the cage.
Painija with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Painija wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Numb has him pressed against the cage.
Numb takes a shot to the head.
Painija tries to stall but Numb uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Painija goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Numb avoiding damage as Painija throws knees to the body.

Numb gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Numb is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Numb thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Numb landing strikes from the mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Numb jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Painija is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Painija and Numb has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Numb goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Painija rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Numb's guard! Nice work there by Painija!
Painija is stalling in the full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Painija throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Numb works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Painija missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Uncomfortably Numb just about did enough to take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Painija fails to land with a series of punches.
Painija on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Numb uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Painija.
Painija keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A clash of legs there as Painija blocks the low kick.
Painija scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Painija wants to clinch
and Numb makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Numb fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Painija manages to avoid it.
Painija misses with a straight right.
Numb throws a low kick but Painija avoids it.
Painija connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Painija checks a low kick from Numb.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Painija ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Numb avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Numb throws a series of punches but Painija moves out of range.
Numb throws a leg kick
and Painija cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Painija swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Some wild striking there from Painija.
Numb tries to score with a low kick but Painija moves his leg out of the way.
Numb misses with a low kick.
Pauli Painija is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Numb just misses with a punch to the body.
Numb misses with a low kick as Painija jumps back.
Painija blocks a head kick by Numb.
Painija connects with a body shot that sends Numb's belly button to the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Numb chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Painija can pounce on him.
Painija thumps Numb with a low kick.
Painija checks a low kick from Numb.
Pauli Painija is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Numb looks to land a right hand but Painija moved out of range.
Painija cracks Numb with a good jab.
Numb thows a body shot but no joy.
Painija fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Numb manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Painija on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Numb. Numb obviously looking to wear him down.
Painija wants to clinch up but Numb keeps it at a distance.
A thudding body kick lands there by Numb!
Painija misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Numb.
Numb throws a body punch but Painija moves out of range.
Painija swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Numb misses with a low kick.
Painija swinging wildly here.
Numb fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Painija is out of range.
Numb tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Painija is able to avoid easily.
Painija tries to clinch but Numb moves out of range.
Numb throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Painija sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Painija is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Painija checks a low kick from Numb.
Numb misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Numb misses with a low kick.
Numb shoots for a takedown but Painija saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Numb is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Numb tries to land a leg kick but Painija saw it coming and moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Painija keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Numb throws a nice looking combination but Painija bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Painija scores with a nice head shot.
Painija avoids the head kick by Numb.
Painija throws a right hand that Numb ducks under and follows up with a left that Numb also avoids with ease.
Nice straight punches there by Painija. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Painija.
Numb misses with a takedown attempt - Painija sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Pauli Painija has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncomfortably Numb.
Painija tries to close the distance and clinch but Numb swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
No luck for Numb with that takedown attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Numb keeps the fight on the outside.
Painija checks a low kick from Numb.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Pauli Painija will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!


Numb tries a head kick but it misses.
A leg kick checked by Numb.
Numb uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Painija.
Painija checks a leg kick.
Painija is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Painija looks to score with a jab to the body but Numb is just out of range.
Painija throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Numb stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A good leg kick by Numb.
Painija takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Numb checks a low kick from Painija.
Painija throws an off balance right hand
and Numb counters with a low kick, right behind Painija 's knee.
Numb scores with a push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Numb swings for the body but Painija moves out of range.
Painija swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Numb counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Numb perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Painija trying to hold on to Numb's head to control him but Numb postures up.

Numb is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Painija sees it coming and defends easily.
Numb not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Numb landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Numb seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Numb is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Painija has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Painija wants to get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Numb looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Painija is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Painija avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Numb.
Numb prevents Painija from standing back up.
Numb is stalling here. Painija is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Numb seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Painija has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Numb wants to control but Painija postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Painija throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Painija trying to control the action but Numb is working from the bottom.
You can see the frustration on Numb's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Numb manages to work his way to half guard, despite Painija's best efforts.
The fighters are battling for position here. Numb manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Painija postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Numb is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Painija defends well.
Painija being controlled here momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Uncomfortably Numb comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Numb has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 47:48
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 47:48
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uncomfortably Numb!

Uncomfortably Numb is the new welterweight champion!
After the big win, Uncomfortably Numb made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors CEC Nutrition Q159 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kelsey Curtis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bucky The Badger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



171 cm
24
155 lbs
9 - 2 - 0
160 cm
23
149 lbs
11 - 0 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kelsey Curtis!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bucky The Badger!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Skip Squint and Steve Erwin.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Badger lands a nice leg kick that just misses Curtis's sensitive parts.
Curtis moves away from the strike by The Badger.
The Badger connects with a jab.
The Badger throws a quick inside leg kick.
Curtis shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Badger sprawls well. The Badger wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Curtis gets slowly back to his feet.
The Badger throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The Badger displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Curtis.
The Badger doesn't manage to clinch there - Curtis circles away.
The Badger scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Curtis checks a leg kick.
The Badger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Badger buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Curtis looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The Badger is fending him off so far but Curtis persists. Nope, The Badger circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kelsey Curtis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Curtis shoots in for a takedown but The Badger shows good takedown defense.
The Badger lands with a straight right. Curtis didn't see that one coming.
The Badger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Curtis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good work by Curtis as he checks the leg kick.
The Badger misses with a low kick.
The Badger is looking to score with low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Badger swings for the body but Curtis moves out of range.
Curtis fails with a takedown attempt.
The Badger tries to clinch but Curtis moves out of range.
Curtis takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The Badger connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Curtis takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

Curtis shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Curtis will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

Curtis looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curtis thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The Badger trying to control from the bottom.
Curtis is nestled in close to The Badger, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The Badger is looking to improve his position.
Curtis missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Curtis thows a huge punch but The Badger dodges it nicely.
Curtis is thwarting The Badger's attempts to control the position.
Curtis not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Curtis is looking for a kimura here.
The Badger is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Curtis is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. The Badger doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Curtis.

Curtis seems to be looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bucky The Badger will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


The Badger jabs Curtis right on the nose. Curtis blinks but takes it well.
The Badger throws the left hand but Curtis avoids the punch easily.
The Badger throws a nice head kick!
Some bone on bone action there as Curtis checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Curtis fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Curtis shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The Badger lands with a nice body punch.
The Badger slaps away a takedown attempt from Curtis, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kelsey Curtis. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Curtis takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The Badger is looking to slow Curtis down with leg kicks.
Bucky The Badger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Good leg kick by The Badger there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Curtis fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Curtis is trying hard to land a takedown here. The Badger sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Curtis walks into a jab.

The Badger gets a clinch.
The Badger lands a body punch in the clinch.
Curtis takes an elbow to the temple.
A short right from The Badger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from The Badger.
The Badger misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Curtis.

Curtis gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Curtis throws a big elbow that misses.
The Badger has Curtis pulled in close to control his posture.

Curtis is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! The Badger is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! The Badger has escaped and now he's on top!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Curtis not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Curtis looking for a sweep. Not yet Curtis, not yet.
Curtis utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curtis lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for The Badger!
Kelsey Curtis overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The Badger is bucking up trying to escape but Curtis cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The Badger is working to get back to half guard.
Curtis is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. The Badger can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Curtis controlling the pace for now.
The Badger in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The Badger really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Curtis. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Curtis looking to finish with strikes here!
The Badger wants to hold on but Curtis pushes him away.
The Badger is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Badger regains half guard.

Curtis is sneakily working for an arm triangle but The Badger sees it coming and defends easily.

Curtis is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and The Badger defends it well.
The Badger wants to get back to full guard.
Curtis passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for The Badger!
Curtis throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for The Badger because Curtis loaded up on that one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Badger is looking to get to half guard.
The Badger is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kelsey Curtis will probably get the nod.
That's time! Curtis's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Curtis shoots in for a takedown but The Badger shows good takedown defense.
The Badger stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Badger wants it to stay on the feet.
Horrible takedown by Curtis or perhaps it was just good defense by The Badger which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kelsey Curtis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A punch lands to the side of Curtis 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Curtis closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The Badger gets full guard.
Curtis has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The Badger is pulling down on Curtis's head to control his posture.
The Badger looking to hit a scissor sweep but Curtis is one step ahead there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Badger avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Curtis throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Curtis in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The Badger bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Curtis's guard.
Curtis working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from The Badger.
Curtis striking off his back but it's not causing The Badger any problems.
Curtis controls The Badger momentarily but The Badger frees himself.
The Badger must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Curtis lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for The Badger!
The Badger tries to hold on but Curtis postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Curtis with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Curtis throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for The Badger because Curtis loaded up on that one.
Curtis punishing his opponent with strikes.

Curtis looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Curtis in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Curtis jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… The Badger is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by The Badger and Curtis has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Curtis tries to score with some ground and pound. The Badger controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
The Badger manages to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Badger is trying to control but can't.
Curtis wants to free his trapped foot but The Badger is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Curtis is working for a submission of some sort.

Curtis is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The Badger is looking to improve his position.
Curtis drops an elbow to the side of The Badger's head.
The Badger works his way to full guard. Good work.
The Badger is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Curtis sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed The Badger's guard.
Curtis missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The Badger regains full guard. Nicely done.

Curtis drops back looking for a leg! The Badger is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and The Badger manages to kick Curtis off! Curtis jumps back into The Badger's guard.
The Badger is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The Badger has his hands on Curtis's head, controlling the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Curtis drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Curtis jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kelsey Curtis clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Curtis fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Badger avoids it really well and circles away.
The Badger bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Curtis's head backwards.
Nice body punch from The Badger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Curtis takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bucky The Badger seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Badger keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The Badger lands a glancing blow to the side of Curtis's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Badger forces Curtis back against the cage and clinches.
A left hand lands to the body for The Badger.
Curtis wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Badger working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Badger throws an elbow that misses.
The Badger looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The Badger lands with a left to the head.
Curtis tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kelsey Curtis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
The Badger tries a body shot but Curtis blocks it.
Curtis managing to block the knees to the body from The Badger.
The Badger lands an elbow inside that Curtis shrugs off.
The Badger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Badger lands a shot to the body.
The Badger stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Curtis avoids the elbow strike from The Badger, against the cage.
The Badger lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Badger is pressed up against the cage. Curtis has hold of a leg and is looking to drag The Badger down to the mat. The Badger avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Curtis moves forwards but The Badger connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Curtis has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Badger.
Curtis takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Badger tries to clinch but Curtis moves out of range.
The Badger paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The Badger throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Curtis shoots in but The Badger avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Badger smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Badger throws a head kick but Curtis moves out of range.
The Badger tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Curtis paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Badger lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Curtis has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Curtis and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Badger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Badger throws a series of punches but Curtis moves out of range.
Curtis throws the left hand but The Badger avoids the punch easily.
The Badger throws a leg kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The Badger moves into the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from The Badger.
Curtis takes a shot to the head.
The Badger misses with an elbow over the top.
The Badger holding his opponent close, against the cage.

Curtis has dropped down and is working for a takedown. The Badger is trying to keep an underhook but Curtis manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Curtis looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Curtis is looking for a kimura here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Curtis is keen to just control but The Badger is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bucky The Badger dominated that fourth round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!


Curtis walks into a left hand.
The Badger tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Curtis on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Curtis manages to get an easy takedown there - catching The Badger on his heels. He'll look to pass The Badger's guard now, I'm sure.
The Badger wants to sweep here but Curtis controlling him for the moment.
Curtis landing with the ground and pound.
The Badger is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The Badger controls Curtis momentarily but Curtis frees himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now The Badger is on top in guard.
The Badger slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Curtis is pulling down on The Badger's head to control his posture.
Curtis has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Curtis is trying to control the position but The Badger postures up.

Kelsey Curtis has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
A nice combination there by The Badger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Badger clobbers Curtis with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Curtis fails with the takedown.
Curtis shoots in looking for a takedown. The Badger tries to sprawl out of it but Curtis keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. The Badger manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Curtis on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The Badger scores with a nice head shot.
Curtis throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Badger's waist but The Badger gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Curtis off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kelsey Curtis. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Badger scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Badger connects with a solid leg kick.
Curtis looks for a takedown but The Badger sprawls well.
Curtis misses with a straight right.
The Badger scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
No luck for Curtis with that takedown attempt.
The Badger lands with an overhand left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Badger lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The Badger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Curtis closes the distance and clinches up with The Badger, looking for a takedown. Curtis pushes The Badger against the cage but The Badger circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The Badger is looking to slow Curtis down with leg kicks.
A jab from The Badger finds it's way through Curtis's defenses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Badger misses with a jab, cross combination.
Curtis closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Curtis on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Badger. The Badger obviously looking to wear him down.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bucky The Badger comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think The Badger has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 47:48
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 47:48
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bucky The Badger!

Bucky The Badger is the new featherweight champion!
Bucky The Badger made sure to mention his sponsor, Hell's Balls Recovery (160) in his post fight interview.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jigoro Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch! comes to the cage accompanied by Ghetto Life. The crowd seem to be enjoying Kane's choice of entrance music: Under a Killing Moon by Thrice. Rick James, Bitch! could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jigoro Kane's chin.



195 cm
25
218 lbs
13 - 3 - 0
185 cm
33
214 lbs
36 - 11 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
5th Round Clothing


Milwaukee's Best 160
Happy Pills


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jigoro Kane!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Damien Edna and Summer Carpenter.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kane misses with a body shot.
Kane looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bitch! lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Jigoro Kane has been cut.
Kane moves out of range as Bitch! strikes.
Bitch! throws a front kick aimed at Kane's knee but Kane avoids it well.
Bitch! on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bitch! lands a nice shot that snaps Kane's head back.
Kane lands a nice shot that snaps Bitch!'s head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slapping leg kick lands for Kane.
Crunch! Bitch! slams his shin into Kane's torso.
Bitch! fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bitch! sizes up Kane with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bitch! checks a low kick from Kane.
Kane throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bitch! sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bitch! feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kane's calf.
Bitch! moves out of range of the body kick.
Bitch! uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kane.
Kane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bitch! moves away.
Bitch! uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kane has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch! avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bitch! takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
No joy there for Bitch!, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kane looks to score with a jab to the body but Bitch! is just out of range.
Bitch! tests Kane's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kane cracks the inside of Bitch!'s front leg.
Kane will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kane loads up on a big right hand but Bitch! slips the punch.
Bitch! lands a jab to the head.
Kane takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bitch! tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kane was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch!.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kane misses with a leg kick.
Bitch! connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bitch! checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bitch! slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! moves out of range as Kane strikes.
Kane tries to move into range but Bitch! moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kane takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bitch! takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bitch! scores with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bitch!.
Kane slips a jab from Bitch!.
Kane just misses with a punch to the body.
Kane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bitch! moves away.
Bitch! ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kane misses with a body shot.
Kane is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bitch! rather than just go for the knockout.
Bitch! ducks under a wild hook from Kane.
Bitch! checks a low kick from Kane.
Bitch! tried to score with a low kick but Kane checks it.
Bitch! is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kane defending well as Bitch! loads up on a big left hand.
Bitch! bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kane throws a hook but Bitch! blocks it.
Kane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane throws a series of punches but Bitch! moves out of range.
Kane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bitch! misses with a hook.
Kane on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bitch!. Bitch! obviously looking to wear him down.
A jab from Bitch! misses.
Kane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bitch! lands with an overhand left.
Bitch! throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Bitch! checks the leg kick nicely there.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch! chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bitch! lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kane at a distance.
Kane lands a nice shot that snaps Bitch!'s head back.
Bitch! looks to land a body kick but Kane moved away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kane connects with a leg kick. Bitch! looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kane scores with the left hand. Bitch! knows he should have avoided that one.
Bitch! digs a good hook to Kane's body.
Kane throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Kane misses its intended target.
Bitch! ducks under a wild hook from Kane.
Bitch! moves out of range of the strikes.
Good standup being displayed there by Bitch! as he connects with a hook.
Kane uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kane throws a lazy right hand but Bitch! sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big left from Kane misses.
Jab, jab by Bitch! - just one landing.
Bitch! throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kane misses the jab.
Bitch! scores with a nice strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
Kane keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kane connects with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rick James, Bitch! will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jigoro Kane's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Kane thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bitch! fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kane.
Kane just misses with a punch to the body.
Kane moves in looking to clinch but Bitch! pushes him off.
Kane throws a hook to the side of Bitch!'s head but Bitch! sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bitch! throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kane tries to clinch up but Bitch! circles away and keeps his distance.
Kane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bitch! manages to avoid it.
Kane throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bitch! pushes Kane away with a front kick.
Bitch! fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Bitch! moves into range and clinches up with Kane.
Kane lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bitch!.
Bitch! is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bitch! looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kane misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kane looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bitch! tries to land knees in the clinch but Kane avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch! trying to stall but Kane improves his position.
Kane scores with a shoulder strike.
Kane throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kane creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kane softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kane scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bitch! trying to land knees to the body.
Kane lands a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short uppercut from Kane.

Bitch! is rocked!
Kane lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Oh Bitch! is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bitch!.
Kane softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kane dips a shoulder and cracks Bitch! with a mighty uppercut! Bitch! falls back against the cage and Kane unloads with a barrage of strikes! Bitch! is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Kane screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jigoro Kane!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Jigoro Kane waved his t-shirt featuring Hellbent 's logo in front of the cameras.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shogun Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Levi Zimmerman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Silva comes to the cage accompanied by Kashmir. Zimmerman has chosen A Country Boy Can Survive as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!



197 cm
31
270 lbs
21 - 5 - 0
180 cm
30
235 lbs
24 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


Milwaukee's Best 160
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
CEC Nutrition Q159


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shogun Silva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Levi Zimmerman!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Silva gets tackled into the cage by Zimmerman. Zimmerman maintains the clinch.
Nice elbow from Zimmerman.
Zimmerman pushes off an throws an elbow but Silva leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Silva throws a punch but it's blocked by Zimmerman.

Silva's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zimmerman just misses with a punch to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Silva.
Silva scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

It looks like Levi Zimmerman has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Silva cracks Zimmerman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Silva attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Silva uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zimmerman.
Silva keeps the fight on the outside.
Zimmerman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Zimmerman fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Silva fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zimmerman.
Zimmerman throws the kick towards the body but Silva avoids it.
Zimmerman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zimmerman throws a combination that misses
and Silva counters with an outside leg kick.
Silva tests Zimmerman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shogun Silva is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zimmerman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Silva.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zimmerman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zimmerman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice cross by Silva.
Silva connects with an inside leg kick.
Silva throws a body punch but Zimmerman moves out of range.
Zimmerman moves in looking to clinch but Silva pushes him off.
Silva misses with a straight right.
Silva stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That has opened up Levi Zimmerman's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zimmerman slips under a jab from Silva.
Silva stuffs the takedown attempt from Zimmerman. Zimmerman gets slowly back to his feet.
Silva throws a sloppy head kick
and Zimmerman counters with a head kick.
Silva misses the jab.
An inside leg kick from Silva misses.
Zimmerman fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Silva avoids it really well and circles away.
Shogun Silva has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Levi Zimmerman.
Zimmerman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zimmerman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Silva connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Zimmerman's hands.
Silva throws a sloppy head kick and Zimmerman moves out of range easily.
A swing and a miss from Silva.
Silva looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Horrible takedown by Zimmerman or perhaps it was just good defense by Silva which made him look bad.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zimmerman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shogun Silva dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Levi Zimmerman's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Nice body kick there by Silva.
Silva connects with a solid leg kick.
Silva throws a head kick but Zimmerman moves out of range.
Zimmerman blocks a leg kick.
Zimmerman swinging wildly here.
Silva will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zimmerman, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zimmerman throws a head kick that half lands.
A swing and a miss from Silva.
Shogun Silva is winning the standup battle so far.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zimmerman.
Silva throws a hook but Zimmerman blocks it.
Silva with a hook.
Zimmerman is looking to clinch but Silva is avoiding it.
Silva swings widly with a right hand
and Zimmerman counters with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A good leg kick by Zimmerman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silva avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Zimmerman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Silva.
Zimmerman fails to land the takedown.
Silva connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Zimmerman moves in looking to clinch but Silva pushes him off.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zimmerman.
Zimmerman wants to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Zimmerman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zimmerman misses with a head kick.
Zimmerman looks to land a left hand but Silva moved out of range nicely.
Silva loads up on a big right hand but Zimmerman slips the punch.
Silva listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Silva is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nice body kick from Zimmerman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silva throws a series of punches but Zimmerman avoids them all with ease.
Zimmerman shoots in and drives through. Silva sprawls well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silva misses with a body shot.
Zimmerman lands a leg kick that knocks Silva off balance momentarily.
Zimmerman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zimmerman shoots in and drives through. Silva sprawls well.
Shogun Silva has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Levi Zimmerman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Silva checks a leg kick nicely.
Zimmerman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Levi Zimmerman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Levi Zimmerman's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Zimmerman dodges the punch combination from Silva.
Zimmerman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

Zimmerman moves into the clinch.
Zimmerman has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Silva after a bit of a struggle.
Zimmerman trying to land knees to the body.
Silva has a couple of punches blocked by Zimmerman.
Zimmerman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zimmerman throws an elbow that misses.
Zimmerman misses with a knee strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva managing to block the knees to the body from Zimmerman.
Silva presses Zimmerman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Silva scores with a shot to the side of Zimmerman's head.

Silva breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Silva wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Zimmerman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Silva takes a swing at Zimmerman's ribcage but misses.
Silva cracks Zimmerman with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Zimmerman misses with a lunging right hand
and Silva counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice straight punches there by Silva. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Silva.

The cut above Levi Zimmerman's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Silva misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zimmerman throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Silva looks to score with a jab to the body but Zimmerman is just out of range.
Silva connects with a body shot.
Silva moves into range and connects with a jab.
Silva lands the left hand.
Zimmerman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Levi Zimmerman's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zimmerman.
Silva fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Zimmerman misses
and Silva counters with a nice low kick that buckles Zimmerman's knee momentarily.
A big left from Silva misses.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Zimmerman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Zimmerman shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Silva defends it nicely.
Silva throws a combination. Zimmerman tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Levi Zimmerman's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Shogun Silva!
Shogun Silva decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Waru Kuzuri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angus Troyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Troyer has chosen Yankee Rose as his entrance music. Angus Troyer acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.



163 cm
23
135 lbs
15 - 2 - 0
159 cm
25
137 lbs
12 - 2 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation


CEC Nutrition Q159
Cobra Pharmaceuticals (159++ Stamina)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Waru Kuzuri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Angus Troyer!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Troyer.
Troyer throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

It looks like Waru Kuzuri has been cut.
Kuzuri bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Troyer's head.
Kuzuri gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Troyer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kuzuri's knee momentarily.
Good leg kick by Kuzuri there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kuzuri moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kuzuri fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kuzuri.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kuzuri ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Troyer moves away.
Kuzuri misses with a double jab.
Kuzuri misses with a kick to the body.
Kuzuri lands a slapping body shot.
Troyer misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuzuri pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Troyer back to the cage. Kuzuri follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Kuzuri lets loose with a powerful body kick. Troyer will feel that in the morning.
Waru Kuzuri is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kuzuri rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Troyer counters with a nice kick to the body.
Troyer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kuzuri.
Troyer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri connects with a jab.
Kuzuri connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A punch combination from Kuzuri misses.
Kuzuri jabs at Troyer's body.
Kuzuri throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kuzuri throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Troyer is looking to clinch but Kuzuri is avoiding it.
Kuzuri with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kuzuri lands a nice leg kick that just misses Troyer's sensitive parts.
Kuzuri throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Troyer moves in looking to clinch but Kuzuri pushes him off.
Troyer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kuzuri throws a body punch but Troyer moves out of range.
Kuzuri throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kuzuri throws a lazy right hand but Troyer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kuzuri looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Troyer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kuzuri works Troyer's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Kuzuri throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Troyer checks a leg kick.
Kuzuri lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kuzuri closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Troyer is looking to clinch but Kuzuri is avoiding it.
Kuzuri throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kuzuri throws a lazy right hand but Troyer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Troyer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kuzuri.
Troyer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kuzuri throws a push kick but Troyer slaps the foot to one side.
Troyer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kuzuri lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Troyer fails with a takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Troyer counters with a slapping leg kick.
Troyer shoots in for a takedown but Kuzuri shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Waru Kuzuri has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Angus Troyer.
Troyer ducks under a wild hook from Kuzuri.
Troyer checks a leg kick.
Troyer is trying desperately to land a takedown but Kuzuri is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Troyer.
Kuzuri looks to throw the jab but Troyer is out of range.
Kuzuri lets loose with a powerful body kick. Troyer will feel that in the morning.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Troyer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kuzuri cracks Troyer with an open hand slap.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Troyer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kuzuri checks a leg kick.
Kuzuri missing with a left hand there. Troyer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Waru Kuzuri dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Waru Kuzuri's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Troyer moves in looking to clinch but Kuzuri pushes him off.
Kuzuri cracks Troyer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kuzuri throws a right and a left that both miss.
Troyer tries to land a front kick but Kuzuri steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kuzuri misses with a looping right.
Waru Kuzuri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Troyer ducks under a wild hook from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri throws a chopping leg kick but Troyer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

Troyer instigates a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Kuzuri fails to land.
Kuzuri throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Troyers head.
Kuzuri throws a head punch that misses.
Kuzuri blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kuzuri is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kuzuri tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuzuri gets through Troyer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kuzuri misses with a punch on the inside.
Troyer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Troyer tries to work over Kuzuri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Troyer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kuzuri misses with a punch to the body.
Kuzuri takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kuzuri blocks the elbow strike.
Kuzuri scores with a shoulder strike.
The referee calls for Kuzuri to work.
Kuzuri blocks the elbow strike.
Troyer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Troyer lands an elbow inside.
Kuzuri is trying to break the clinch but Troyer is controlling him.
Troyer tries to land knees in the clinch but Kuzuri avoids the damage to the body.
Troyer lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kuzuri lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Troyer backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Troyer lands a nice elbow.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Kuzuri tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kuzuri.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kuzuri lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Troyer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kuzuri is defending well for now.
Kuzuri on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kuzuri works on Troyer's body with a couple of short punches.
Kuzuri working aggressively here.
Troyer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kuzuri lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kuzuri fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kuzuri blocks the elbow strike.
Kuzuri misses with a punch on the inside.
Troyer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kuzuri backwards.
Troyer trying to land knees to the body.
Troyer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kuzuri has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Troyer has him pressed against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kuzuri is looking to break free of the clinch but Troyer has double underhooks.
Troyer misses with an elbow strike.
Troyer throws an elbow that misses.
Kuzuri blocks an elbow strike from Troyer.
Kuzuri scores with a shot to the side of Troyer's head.
Still in the clinch, Kuzuri scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kuzuri stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kuzuri takes an elbow to the forehead.

Waru Kuzuri's cut is getting worse.
Kuzuri takes an elbow to the temple.

Kuzuri breaks from the clinch.
Troyer throws a series of punches but Kuzuri avoids them all with ease.
Kuzuri cracks Troyer with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Troyer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri circles away from the clinch attempt.
Troyer misses with a double jab.
Kuzuri thows a body shot but no joy.
Troyer throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kuzuri.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kuzuri misses with a wild body shot.
Kuzuri misses with a low kick as Troyer jumps back.
Kuzuri misses the shot to the body.
Kuzuri throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Troyer on the side of the head.
Kuzuri changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kuzuri bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kuzuri tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Troyer was well out of range. Poor timing from Kuzuri.
Troyer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Kuzuri's waist but Kuzuri gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Troyer off to one side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Waru Kuzuri dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Waru Kuzuri's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Troyer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Troyer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kuzuri connects with a single shot there.
Troyer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kuzuri scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Troyer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kuzuri's calf.
Kuzuri tries to work over Troyer's front leg with a kick but Troyer checks it.
Kuzuri misses with a body shot.
Kuzuri pivots, looking for a leg kick but Troyer is out of range and Kuzuri settles back down.
Troyer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kuzuri checks a leg kick.
Kuzuri lands a nice hook to Troyer's body. Troyer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuzuri throws a right hand that Troyer ducks under and follows up with a left that Troyer also avoids with ease.
Troyer tries for a takedown but Kuzuri sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Troyer gets a clinch.
Troyer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kuzuri stops a takedown attempt from Troyer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Troyer.
Troyer swings wildly with an uppercut but Kuzuri uses good head movement to avoid it.
Troyer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kuzuri has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kuzuri lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Troyer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Troyer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kuzuri is looking to control Troyer's arms but Troyer gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kuzuri has his back to the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri lands an uppercut.
Troyer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kuzuri blocking some punches.
Kuzuri misses with the head strike.
Kuzuri is looking to control Troyer's arms but Troyer gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kuzuri has his back to the cage.
Troyer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri avoids a wild elbow strike from Troyer.
Kuzuri fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Troyer lands a good knee to the midsection. Kuzuri won't want to take too many of those.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kuzuri.
Kuzuri is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Kuzuri lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Troyer backwards.
Troyer tries to throw a body punch but Kuzuri avoids it by throwing Troyer back against the cage.
Troyer lands an elbow that stopped Kuzuri in his tracks for a moment.
Troyer tries a knee to the head but Kuzuri blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Troyer looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Kuzuri struggles to land a body shot inside as Troyer controls his hands.
Troyer crunches a lovely knee into Kuzuri's ribcage.
Kuzuri is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Waru Kuzuri has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Angus Troyer.
Kuzuri misses with a body punch.
Kuzuri lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kuzuri swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Troyer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kuzuri misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kuzuri can't break the clinch.
Troyer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Kuzuri's efforts to push away.
Kuzuri tries to throw a body punch but Troyer avoids it by throwing Kuzuri back against the cage.
Kuzuri lands with a light punch inside.
Kuzuri misses with the head strike.
Troyer looking for a takedown.
Kuzuri misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Troyer content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Troyer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kuzuri's elbow.
Waru Kuzuri has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kuzuri is trying to stall.
Kuzuri misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kuzuri is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kuzuri lands a right hand that snaps the head of Troyer backwards.
Kuzuri is trying to break the clinch but Troyer is controlling him.
Troyer misses with a knee strike.
Kuzuri misses with a punch on the inside.
Kuzuri dodges an elbow strike from Troyer.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Kuzuri avoids the elbow strike from Troyer, against the cage.
Kuzuri takes an elbow to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Waru Kuzuri did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Waru Kuzuri's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Kuzuri changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kuzuri keeps the fight on the outside.
Troyer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kuzuri rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Troyer counters with a low kick, right behind Kuzuri 's knee.
Kuzuri fakes the leg kick and cracks Troyer in the body.
Kuzuri scores with a decent looking hook.
Troyer moves away from the strike by Kuzuri.
Nice sprawl there from Kuzuri as Troyer shoots in.
A jab from Kuzuri misses.
Kuzuri misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Troyer.
Kuzuri buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kuzuri looks to throw the jab but Troyer is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Troyer ducks under a wild hook from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Troyer fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kuzuri throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kuzuri scores with a spinning back kick!
Kuzuri looks to land a body kick but Troyer moved away.
Troyer defending well as Kuzuri loads up on a big left hand.
Troyer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kuzuri rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Troyer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kuzuri with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri throws a sloppy head kick and Troyer moves out of range easily.
Nice jab there from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri lands with a nice body punch.
That kick from Kuzuri tenderised Troyer's leg. Troyer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Waru Kuzuri is winning the standup battle so far.
Kuzuri lands a jab-cross combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kuzuri misses with a body kick.
Kuzuri throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Troyer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A jab from Troyer misses.
Kuzuri misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Troyer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Troyer shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kuzuri defends it nicely.
Waru Kuzuri has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Angus Troyer.
Kuzuri throws a shot from downtown. Troyer moves away and avoids it.
Troyer scores with a head kick.

Troyer shoots in and gets a takedown into Kuzuri's guard.
Troyer is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Troyer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Troyer's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Troyer preventing the sweep.
Troyer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Troyer postures up in Kuzuri's guard and throws a big left but Kuzuri blocks it.
Troyer trying to control but Kuzuri is working from the bottom.
Kuzuri looking for a sweep. Not yet Kuzuri, not yet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kuzuri preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Kuzuri wants to improve his position but instead Troyer has moved into half guard.
Kuzuri trying to control here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kuzuri is looking for a sweep. Troyer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Waru Kuzuri had his way with Angus Troyer in that round.
The cut man is working on Waru Kuzuri's cut.
That's time! Kuzuri's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


Troyer shoots in looking for a takedown but Kuzuri manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Troyer's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kuzuri.
Kuzuri listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Troyer tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kuzuri cracks Troyer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kuzuri with a jab.
Kuzuri tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Troyer was well out of range. Poor timing from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri scores with a hook to the body. Troyer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Troyer has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nice uppercut there from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri pivots, looking for a leg kick but Troyer is out of range and Kuzuri settles back down.
Kuzuri feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Troyer's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Troyer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Troyer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kuzuri dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Troyer keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Troyer throws a leg kick
and Kuzuri cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kuzuri scores with a jab.
Troyer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kuzuri tries to bum rush Troyer with a series of wild strikes but Troyer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kuzuri throws a looping overhand right but Troyer ducks down to avoid it.
Troyer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Troyer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Angus Troyer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri swats away the attempt to clinch by Troyer.
Kuzuri throws a leg kick that is checked
and Troyer counters with a flying knee. Nice.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kuzuri misses with a low kick.
Kuzuri misses with a hook.
Kuzuri misses with a right hand

and Troyer counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Kuzuri tries to get to full guard but Troyer has control of the leg.
Troyer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Troyer prevents Kuzuri from improving his position.
Troyer trying to control the action but Kuzuri is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri gets full guard.
Kuzuri tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kuzuri is pulling down on Troyer's head to control his posture.
Troyer trying to control the position from guard on top but Kuzuri is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Kuzuri is trying to keep Troyer in close.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kuzuri swats away the attempt to clinch by Troyer.
Kuzuri lands a body shot.
Kuzuri attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kuzuri catches Troyer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kuzuri scores with a sloppy right hand. Troyer should have avoided that one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kuzuri connects with a high kick.
Kuzuri misses with a kick to the body
and Troyer counters with a right hand to the body.
Waru Kuzuri is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kuzuri lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

And that's the end of the fight!
Waru Kuzuri showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kuzuri, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 50:45
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 50:45
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Waru Kuzuri!

Post fight, Waru Kuzuri took to the microphone: 'I just want to say thanks to Brocc Ogan and BHFC for inviting me down to Sydney, and thanks to Angus Troyer for a good fight. Convicted Inc: the best fight team on the planet.'.
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Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles Gunn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiao Macale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gunn's entrance music is Audioslave - Exploder. A fine choice. Macale has chosen Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



195 cm
25
250 lbs
13 - 2 - 0
173 cm
32
177 lbs
43 - 10 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Milwaukee's Best 160
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Charles Gunn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 43 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Tiao Macale!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gunn throws out a loose jab but Macale uses good head movement to avoid it.
Macale throws a nice inside leg kick.
Macale looks for the body kick but Gunn saw that one coming.
Gunn loads up on a big right hand but Macale slips the punch.
A solid body kick from Macale.
Macale ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Macale ducks under a wild hook from Gunn.
Macale throws a front kick that sends Gunn stumbling back into the cage.
Gunn is breathing heavily.
Macale turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Macale throws a nice outside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Macale scores with a body shot.
Macale scores with a punch to the head.
Jab from Macale.
Macale throws a sloppy head kick and Gunn moves out of range easily.
Macale throws a quick inside leg kick.
Macale buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Macale feints and then cracks Gunn's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gunn down.
Macale moves into range and connects with a jab.
Donk. Macale catches Gunn right on the button with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gunn takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Charles Gunn has been cut.
A lazy left from Macale finds it's target.
Macale lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Gunn moves out of range of the body kick.
Macale fakes the leg kick and cracks Gunn in the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gunn moves out of range as Macale throws a body kick.
Gunn throws a lazy uppercut
and Macale counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Macale throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Gunn stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Macale connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Macale connects with a leg kick. Gunn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Macale throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Macale feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gunn's calf.
Macale turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Macale chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Gunn shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Macale keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Macale dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gunn. That did some damage!
Macale throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Macale throws a head kick but Gunn moves out of range.
Macale lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Gunn is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Macale connects with an inside leg kick.
That kick from Macale tenderised Gunn's leg. Gunn is trying to keep his angry face on.
Gunn walks forward, straight into a front kick from Macale.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Macale, right into the meat.
An inside leg kick lands from Macale.
Macale scores with the left hand. Gunn knows he should have avoided that one.
Macale lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Macale connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Macale scores with a head kick.
Macale throws a quick inside leg kick.
Macale connects with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Macale sizes up Gunn with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nice uppercut lands for Macale. That snapped Gunn's head back.
Tiao Macale seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Macale lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Macale tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gunn tries to move into range but Macale moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Macale throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Macale scores with a jab. Gunn acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Macale getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

Gunn is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Macale cracks Gunn with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Macale has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Gunn to stand back up!
Oh Gunn is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Macale throws a quick head kick that knocks Gunn silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Macale is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tiao Macale!
Tiao Macale gave a mention to Milwaukee's Best 160 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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