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Valhalla 10: Sydney PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Babyfarts Mcgeezak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Livad L aspinatour (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcgeezak's entrance music is Welcome to the Terrordome. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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329 lbs
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Good wrestling
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BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Babyfarts Mcgeezak! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Livad L aspinatour! The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mcgeezak throws a combination but it was largely blocked by L aspinatour. L aspinatour looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight! L aspinatour takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
 It looks like Livad L aspinatour has been cut. Mcgeezak throws a head kick that misses. L aspinatour shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Mcgeezak defends it nicely.
Mcgeezak forces L aspinatour back against the cage and clinches. Mcgeezak with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through L aspinatour's defenses. Mcgeezak with a knee to the head.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through L aspinatour's defenses. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Mcgeezak gets through L aspinatour's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
 That has opened up Livad L aspinatour's cut even more. Mcgeezak landing knees to the head.
Mcgeezak softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
 L aspinatour is rocked! Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. L aspinatour is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcgeezak finish him? Mcgeezak misses with a hook from the clinch. With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak misses with a punch on the inside.
Mcgeezak misses with a knee strike.
Mcgeezak throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Mcgeezak with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mcgeezak tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mcgeezak with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mcgeezak looks to throw an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow strike.
L aspinatour avoids the elbow strike from Mcgeezak, against the cage.
Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcgeezak. With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Mcgeezak looks to throw an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Mcgeezak swings wildly with an uppercut but L aspinatour uses good head movement to avoid it. Mcgeezak throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak pushes off an throws an elbow but L aspinatour leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Mcgeezak just misses with a elbow thrown towards L aspinatour's brow. Mcgeezak throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but L aspinatour blocks it with crossed arms. Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mcgeezak tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A head punch on the inside from Mcgeezak fails to land. L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak swings wildly with an uppercut but L aspinatour uses good head movement to avoid it. L aspinatour blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks with his arms.
Mcgeezak doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcgeezak throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but L aspinatour blocks it with crossed arms. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. L aspinatour avoids the elbow strike from Mcgeezak, against the cage.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks with his arms.
Mcgeezak looking to throw knees to the head but L aspinatour is blocking nicely.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. L aspinatour avoids a wild elbow strike from Mcgeezak. Mcgeezak with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mcgeezak throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak with an attempt at a knee that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. Mcgeezak throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak is stalling here.
Mcgeezak looks to throw an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcgeezak misses with the head strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcgeezak swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mcgeezak pushes off an throws an elbow but L aspinatour leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Mcgeezak with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mcgeezak throws a punch but it's blocked by L aspinatour. Mcgeezak throws an elbow that misses.
Mcgeezak throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but L aspinatour blocks it with crossed arms. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike. L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak looks to throw an elbow but misses. With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak tries a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks it.
L aspinatour wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak has a couple of punches blocked by L aspinatour.
Mcgeezak tries a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks it.
Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. L aspinatour tries to break the clinch but Mcgeezak is controlling the position. Mcgeezak throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Mcgeezak pushes off an throws an elbow but L aspinatour leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. L aspinatour blocks the elbow strike.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak misses with the head strike.
L aspinatour tries to circle away but Mcgeezak has him pinned against the cage. L aspinatour blocks the elbow strike.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but L aspinatour blocks it with crossed arms. L aspinatour tries to pull guard but Mcgeezak forces him back to his feet, against the cage. Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
L aspinatour avoids the elbow strike from Mcgeezak, against the cage.
Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Mcgeezak swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mcgeezak swings wildly with an uppercut but L aspinatour uses good head movement to avoid it. Mcgeezak with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mcgeezak is struggling to control the position. Mcgeezak has L aspinatour pressed against the cage, preventing L aspinatour from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks with his arms.
L aspinatour avoids the elbow strike from Mcgeezak, against the cage.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcgeezak swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mcgeezak looks to throw an elbow but misses. L aspinatour being controlled against the cage. Mcgeezak throws an elbow that misses.
Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks with his arms.
Mcgeezak misses with a punch on the inside.
Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks with his arms.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
L aspinatour blocking some punches.
Mcgeezak throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow that misses.
L aspinatour avoids a wild elbow strike from Mcgeezak. L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak tries a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks it.
L aspinatour tries for a takedown but Mcgeezak manages to get underhooks.
Babyfarts Mcgeezak has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Livad L aspinatour. Mcgeezak misses with a hook from the clinch. L aspinatour blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcgeezak. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Mcgeezak just misses with a elbow thrown towards L aspinatour's brow. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mcgeezak throws a punch but it's blocked by L aspinatour. Mcgeezak has a couple of punches blocked by L aspinatour.
Mcgeezak tries a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks it.
L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it's blocked.
This has been an exciting period of action! With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses. L aspinatour is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Mcgeezak working aggressively here.
Mcgeezak misses with a knee to the head. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but L aspinatour blocks it with crossed arms. Mcgeezak misses with the head strike.
L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak misses with an elbow strike.
Mcgeezak throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
L aspinatour avoids a wild elbow strike from Mcgeezak. L aspinatour blocks the elbow strike.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Mcgeezak doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcgeezak throws a head punch that misses. L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Mcgeezak takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Mcgeezak throws an elbow that misses.
Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks with his arms.
Mcgeezak has a couple of punches blocked by L aspinatour.
Mcgeezak keeps the fight in the clinch, despite L aspinatour's efforts to push away. Mcgeezak looking to throw knees to the head but L aspinatour is blocking nicely.
Mcgeezak throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but L aspinatour blocks it with crossed arms. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow strike.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak misses with a knee to the head. L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak misses with an elbow strike.
L aspinatour blocks the elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak throws an elbow that misses.
Mcgeezak throws a knee to the head but misses.
L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak stops a takedown attempt from L aspinatour.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Mcgeezak has L aspinatour pressed against the cage, preventing L aspinatour from circling away and getting back to striking at range. L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
L aspinatour avoids a wild elbow strike from Mcgeezak. L aspinatour avoids a wild elbow strike from Mcgeezak. Mcgeezak throws an elbow that misses.
Mcgeezak pushes off an throws an elbow but L aspinatour leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Mcgeezak tries a knee to the head but L aspinatour blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Mcgeezak swings wildly with an uppercut but L aspinatour uses good head movement to avoid it. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. Mcgeezak misses with an elbow over the top. Mcgeezak with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mcgeezak looks to throw an elbow but misses. Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. L aspinatour blocks an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
L aspinatour avoids the elbow strike from Mcgeezak, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Mcgeezak just misses with a elbow thrown towards L aspinatour's brow. L aspinatour dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Babyfarts Mcgeezak dominated that round. The cut man is working on Livad L aspinatour's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
L aspinatour shoots in looking for a takedown. Mcgeezak tries to sprawl out of it but L aspinatour keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Mcgeezak manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. L aspinatour changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mcgeezak tries to avoid it but L aspinatour manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mcgeezak to the ground. Mcgeezak escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. A punch combination from Mcgeezak misses. Mcgeezak cracks L aspinatour with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends L aspinatour tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Mcgeezak pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! L aspinatour is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Babyfarts Mcgeezak! An out of breath Babyfarts Mcgeezak thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hamid Karzai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geter Done (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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233 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hamid Karzai! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Geter Done! The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, John Mangel and Damien Edna.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Done circles away from the clinch attempt
and Done counters with a takedown into side control. Karzai struggling a bit here. Done throws a strike aimed at the side of Karzai's head but Karzai avoids it well. Karzai striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
Karzai has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Karzai is trying to improve his position. Done working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter. Karzai is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Done has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Done tries for a kimura but Karzai is defending well. Done looks gassed! Karzai sneaks back into half guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Done wants to pass the guard but Karzai is defending well. Karzai is trying to control but can't.
Done looks to land a strike but Karzai avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Done is sitting in close to Karzai's body. Karzai has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Done is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Done is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Karzai.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Hamid Karzai!
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Wrestling Bot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Cicero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cicero has chosen Woke Up This Morning as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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169 lbs
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158 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wrestling Bot! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Paul Cicero! The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bot scores with a takedown into Cicero's guard. Bot trying to control but Cicero is working from the bottom. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bot accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Bot postures up in Cicero's guard and throws a big left but Cicero blocks it. Bot connects with a couple of short punches.
Bot is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Cicero is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Cicero has escaped and now he's on top! Cicero looking to pass the guard. Cicero throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Cicero won't allow Bot to sweep him here. Bot will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions. Bot is trying to keep Cicero in close.
Cicero tries to free his leg and advance position but Bot is retaining full guard.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Bot keeping moving, preventing Cicero from controlling successfully. Bot is controlling Cicero's posture.
 We're going to have a standup here because Wrestling Bot wasn't active enough for the referee's liking. Cicero throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bot stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Cicero misses with a series of wild punches.
Cicero moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Bot avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Cicero throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bot closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. Cicero parries the strikes from Bot easily there. Bot is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Cicero to escape.
Bot lands some shots froms side control.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Bot is looking to take a break and control but Cicero is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Cicero taking a bit of punishment here - Bot scoring with strikes. Bot working away. Bot wants to control but Cicero is keeping him busy. Cicero struggling a bit here.
Bot has hold of Cicero's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Cicero tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Bot cranks the arm and Cicero screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Cicero, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Wrestling Bot! After winning the bout, Wrestling Bot thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yoshi Chiba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Menzies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yoshi Chiba has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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140 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yoshi Chiba! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Steve Menzies! The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Menzies misses with a hook
and Chiba counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Menzies slips a straight right by Chiba. Menzies wants to clinch and Chiba counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
 Menzies is rocked! A jab from Chiba misses. Menzies is still on wobbly legs! Can Chiba finish him? Chiba lands a brutal uppercut that launches Menzies off his feet! Menzies tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yoshi Chiba!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Agapito Hampaslupa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Landon Kaplan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kaplan has chosen Of Wolf And Man by Metallica as his entrance music. The key to victory for Agapito Hampaslupa has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Agapito Hampaslupa! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Landon Kaplan! The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, John Mangel and Steve Erwin.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hampaslupa pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kaplan is out of range and Hampaslupa settles back down. Hampaslupa throws a head kick that misses. Hampaslupa tries to clinch but Kaplan moves out of range. Kaplan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hampaslupa. Hampaslupa obviously looking to wear him down.
Kaplan blocks a head kick by Hampaslupa.
Hampaslupa throws a body kick that misses. Hampaslupa is looking to chop away at Kaplan's legs. Hampaslupa moves in looking to clinch but Kaplan pushes him off. Hampaslupa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hampaslupa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Hampaslupa takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Hampaslupa takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Kaplan paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Kaplan will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hampaslupa moves into range and clinches up with Kaplan. A short right from Kaplan on the inside. Kaplan is leaning against Hampaslupa and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Kaplan tries to land a knee to the head but Hampaslupa blocks with his arms.
Hampaslupa can't break the clinch.
Kaplan lands with a left to the head. Kaplan wants a takedown.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Hampaslupa is trying to break the clinch but Kaplan is controlling him. Kaplan tries a body shot but Hampaslupa blocks it.
Hampaslupa is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kaplan is keeping busy. Good body shot from Kaplan.
Hampaslupa is breathing heavily. Kaplan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Hampaslupa working hard to break the clinch. Hampaslupa throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kaplan blocks it with crossed arms. Hampaslupa is trying to force a seperation but Kaplan has the dominant position. Kaplan lands with a right to the head. Kaplan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hampaslupa backwards. Kaplan scores with a hook to the body. This has been an exciting period of action! Hampaslupa is pressed up against the cage. Kaplan has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Hampaslupa down to the mat. Hampaslupa avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Kaplan shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Kaplan was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure! Kaplan cracks Hampaslupa with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
 Hampaslupa is rocked! Kaplan lands a big shot to the head and Hampaslupa winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Landon Kaplan! An out of breath and clearly excited Landon Kaplan thanked XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under! for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kage Chiba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lewis McLay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kage Chiba! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lewis McLay! The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McLay keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. McLay looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight! McLay shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Chiba counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in McLay's guard now. It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup. McLay can't keep his opponent in guard - Chiba advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Chiba is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. McLay doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Chiba.
Chiba seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. McLay is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Kage Chiba!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Takeshi Yuudai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mao Zedong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zedong comes into a darkened arena with his song building. March Of The Volunteers kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mao Zedong was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Takeshi Yuudai! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mao Zedong! The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, John Mangel and Hugh Johnson.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Yuudai is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zedong. Yuudai thows a left - swing and a miss! Yuudai shoots in and drives through. Zedong sprawls well. Yuudai shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Yuudai fails with an attempt to clinch.
Yuudai misses the shot to the body. Yuudai fails with the takedown. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Takeshi Yuudai. That's going to take a lot out of him. Zedong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zedong instigates a clinch. A nice right hand lands inside from Zedong. Zedong connects with a knee to the head.
Zedong lands a knee to the head.
Zedong blocking some punches.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Zedong tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Yuudai avoids it. Yuudai wants a takedown but no success here.
A short right from Yuudai on the inside. Zedong gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Yuudai.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. Zedong misses with a body punch.
Yuudai pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Zedong is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. Zedong stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Yuudai tries a knee to the head but Zedong blocks it.
Yuudai jumps guard but Zedong turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. Zedong misses with a knee strike.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Yuudai blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Zedong scores with a shot to the side of Yuudai's head. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zedong obliges. A bit of stalling here from Yuudai.
This has been an exciting period of action! Yuudai tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Zedong just stands there and leans against the cage. Zedong tries to land knees in the clinch but Yuudai avoids the damage to the body. Zedong's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Zedong trying to control the position but instead, Yuudai has worked for underhooks and has pushed Zedong into the cage. Yuudai can't break the clinch.
Zedong misses with a knee strike.
Zedong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Yuudai tries to land a knee to the head but Zedong blocks with his arms.
Zedong tries a knee to the head but Yuudai blocks it.
Zedong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zedong with a knee to the head.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Zedong gets through Yuudai's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Knees in the clinch landing for Zedong.
Zedong connects with a knee to the head.
 It looks like Takeshi Yuudai has been cut. Zedong is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Yuudai is keeping busy. Zedong lands a nice knee to the body. Knees to the body from Zedong.
Zedong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Yuudai.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Zedong. Yuudai tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zedong's elbow. Zedong lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Zedong avoiding damage.
Yuudai leaning against his opponent.
Zedong lands a right hand. Yuudai pushes off an throws an elbow but Zedong leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Zedong with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Yuudai is trying to stall.
Zedong looking to throw knees to the head but Yuudai is blocking nicely.
Yuudai jumps guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Zedong postures up.
Yuudai tries to land a sweep but no joy. Zedong wants to control from the top but Yuudai keeps moving. Yuudai wants to sweep but no luck. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Yuudai has his hands on Zedong's head, controlling the position. And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Mao Zedong dominated that round. The cut man is working on Takeshi Yuudai's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A low kick from Yuudai misses and Zedong counters with a good, hard body kick but Yuudai shrugs it off. Zedong thumps Yuudai with a low kick. Zedong connects with a high kick. Zedong with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Zedong pivots, looking for a leg kick but Yuudai is out of range and Zedong settles back down. Zedong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zedong throws a quick inside leg kick. Zedong lands a two punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Zedong buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zedong lets loose with a powerful body kick. Yuudai will feel that in the morning.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Zedong throws a head kick that misses. Yuudai throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. A head kick from Zedong lands but Yuudai takes it in his stride. Yuudai swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yuudai checks a low kick from Zedong. Yuudai throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zedong.
A swing and a miss from Yuudai. Yuudai shoots in for a takedown but Zedong shows good takedown defense. Zedong moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. A decent looking body kick lands there for Zedong. Yuudai avoids the head kick by Zedong.
Zedong slaps away a takedown attempt from Yuudai, before circling back to the center of the mat. Zedong is looking to clinch but Yuudai is avoiding it.
Zedong displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Yuudai. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Takeshi Yuudai. That's going to take a lot out of him. Yuudai throws an off balance right hand
and Yuudai takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Zedong throws a head kick that half lands.
Zedong connects with a body shot that sends Yuudai's belly button to the back. Zedong closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Zedong throws a solid leg kick but Yuudai takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Zedong. Takeshi Yuudai seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Yuudai blocks a head kick by Zedong.
Yuudai shoots in for a takedown but Zedong shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. Zedong throws a combination. Yuudai tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Zedong wants to land a leg kick but Yuudai is out of range. Yuudai misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zedong pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yuudai throws a lazy right hand but Zedong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Zedong tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Yuudai is able to avoid easily. Mao Zedong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Zedong lands a front kick. Yuudai doesn't manage to clinch there - Zedong circles away.
Yuudai takes the fight into the clinch. Zedong working Yuudai over with knees to the body. Yuudai letting Zedong take a breather here. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Zedong misses with a knee to the head. Zedong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yuudai blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Yuudai managing to block the knees to the body from Zedong.
Zedong looking to throw knees to the head but Yuudai is blocking nicely.
Yuudai misses with a punch on the inside.
Zedong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Mao Zedong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Takeshi Yuudai's cut. That's time! Back to the action!
Zedong throws a nice inside leg kick. Zedong throws a nice head kick!
Zedong dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Yuudai. That did some damage! Zedong misses with a jab, cross combination.
Zedong stuns Yuudai with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Yuudai takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Yuudai checks a low kick from Zedong. Zedong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Yuudai swats away the attempt to clinch by Zedong. Yuudai throws a shot from downtown. Zedong moves away and avoids it.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Yuudai fails with a takedown attempt from distance. Yuudai is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Yuudai uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zedong. Zedong has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Yuudai walks into a jab. Yuudai fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zedong misses with a double jab.
Yuudai shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Yuudai tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Zedong loads up on a big right hand but Yuudai slips the punch.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Yuudai blocks a low kick nicely. Yuudai misses the shot to the body. Zedong is looking to land body kicks. Zedong lets loose with a powerful body kick. Yuudai will feel that in the morning. Zedong misses with a body kick. Yuudai takes a jab right on the kisser.
Yuudai takes one to the chin there.
Zedong moves into the clinch successfully.
Zedong pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A slapping body kick lands there for Zedong.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. A low kick from Zedong misses and Yuudai counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Zedong throws a hook but Yuudai avoids it easily. Nice jab there from Zedong. Yuudai fails miserably with a takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Takeshi Yuudai. That's going to take a lot out of him. Zedong connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Yuudai takes a swing at Zedong's ribcage but misses. Yuudai blocks a leg kick. Zedong slips under a jab from Yuudai. Yuudai connects with a body shot.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Zedong throws a nice outside leg kick. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zedong.
Zedong is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range. Yuudai takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Yuudai avoids the head kick by Zedong.
Yuudai wants to clinch up but Zedong keeps it at a distance. Yuudai will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. Zedong bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yuudai manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Zedong on his heels. He'll look to pass Zedong's guard now, I'm sure. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Zedong utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Yuudai throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Mao Zedong really dominated that round. The cut man is working on Takeshi Yuudai's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Yuudai is looking to take this fight into the clinch. An inside leg kick lands from Zedong. Yuudai throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Zedong's waist but Zedong gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Yuudai off to one side. Yuudai takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Yuudai is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Zedong's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems. Yuudai moves out of range of the body kick. Zedong lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Yuudai takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yuudai throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Zedong was covering up waiting for the punch and Yuudai finishes the takedown easily into guard. Zedong trying to keep a closed guard but Yuudai is proving a slippery customer.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Yuudai wants to pass the guard but Zedong is keeping the position. Zedong trying to control the position here. Yuudai is looking to work some ground and pound but Zedong has wrist control.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Zedong looking to hit a scissor sweep but Yuudai is one step ahead there. Yuudai pushing down on Zedong's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. Zedong avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Yuudai. Yuudai trying to advance position but Zedong counters by regaining guard. Zedong keeping full guard, as Yuudai tries to pass. Zedong working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Yuudai.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Yuudai looking to pass the guard. Yuudai working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Zedong is trying to keep Yuudai in close.
Yuudai wants to pass the guard but Zedong is keeping the position. Yuudai throws a strike but Zedong rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. Yuudai wants to hit a switch here but Zedong passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Yuudai there!
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Yuudai is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. Yuudai tries to get back to half guard but can't. Yuudai is squirming around, avoiding Zedong's attempts to control the action. Yuudai wants to control but Zedong is having none of it. And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Takeshi Yuudai had his way with Mao Zedong in that round. The cut man is working on Takeshi Yuudai's cut. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
A big left from Yuudai misses. Yuudai misses with a low kick.
Yuudai displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. Yuudai keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zedong lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Yuudai throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Yuudai moves out of range as Zedong throws a body kick.
Zedong swats away the attempt to clinch by Yuudai. Yuudai throws a right hand that Zedong ducks under and follows up with a left that Zedong also avoids with ease.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Yuudai moves out of range of the body kick. Zedong lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Zedong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Yuudai. Zedong scores with a jab. Yuudai acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Yuudai takes a kick to the side of the head. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Yuudai crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Zedong - the referee stops the clock and Yuudai gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Zedong. Yuudai manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Zedong gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard. Yuudai throws a big right hand that misses.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Zedong keeping moving, preventing Yuudai from controlling successfully. Yuudai throwing strikes but missing. Yuudai won't allow Zedong to sweep him here. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Yuudai is looking to work some ground and pound but Zedong has wrist control. Yuudai trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. Yuudai passes Zedong's left leg - he's now in half guard.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Zedong is looking to control Yuudai's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Zedong avoid being mounted? Yuudai throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Yuudai is working for a submission of some sort.
Yuudai is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Yuudai missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Yuudai is looking to pass Zedong's guard but actually Zedong recovers to full guard. Yuudai controls from within his opponent's guard. Takeshi Yuudai has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Zedong is pulling down on Yuudai's head to control his posture.
And that's the end of the fight! Takeshi Yuudai showed his dominance in that final round. I think Zedong has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 47:48 Judge John Mangel scores the fight 47:48 Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 47:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mao Zedong! Mao Zedong is the new welterweight champion! Mao Zedong was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Egill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grammy Married Sokojuice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sokojuice has chosen DEATH - Spirit Crusher as his entrance music. Grammy Married Sokojuice has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nick Egill! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grammy Married Sokojuice! The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, John Mangel and Skip Squint.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Egill takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Egill pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sokojuice takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A head kick misses from Egill. Egill throws a head kick that misses. Sokojuice throws a right and a left that both miss. Egill pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sokojuice goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
 It looks like Nick Egill has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Egill looks to score with a jab to the body but Sokojuice is just out of range. Sokojuice keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Egill gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Sokojuice to score an easy takedown into full guard. Egill has momentary wrist control but Sokojuice slips an elbow through the middle. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Egill working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sokojuice. Egill knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sokojuice on the ground. Sokojuice forces his way into half guard.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Sokojuice trying to pass the guard but Egill defending well. Sokojuice lands with a punch from half guard. Well, if Sokojuice is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight� I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza� Yum. Can't wait.
Sokojuice throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Sokojuice is figuring out what he wants to do next.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Sokojuice throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Sokojuice has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan. Sokojuice thows a huge punch but Egill dodges it nicely.
Ground and pound from Sokojuice. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Sokojuice is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! Sokojuice takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though. A nice elbow there by Sokojuice.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Sokojuice misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Sokojuice with the ground and pound from mount.
 Egill is rocked! Sokojuice loads up with a big shot that hurts Egill! He's pulled Sokojuice in close but Sokojuice has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Egill survive? More strikes from Sokojuice and Egill is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Grammy Married Sokojuice! Grammy Married Sokojuice managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under! , into his post fight interview.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Janos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michel Pereira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Janos comes to the cage accompanied by Predator Theme. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jim Janos! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Michel Pereira! The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Pereira will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Janos gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Janos lands a nice elbow. Janos throws an elbow that misses.
Janos tries a knee to the head but Pereira blocks it.
Pereira being controlled against the cage. Nice elbow from Janos.
 It looks like Michel Pereira has been cut. Janos stalling.
Pereira dodges an elbow strike from Janos.
Janos trying to control the position but instead, Pereira has worked for underhooks and has pushed Janos into the cage. Pereira misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pereira tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Janos throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pereira tries a body shot but Janos blocks it.
Janos creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pereira's defenses. Janos is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Pereira breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
 That's one minute gone in the round.
Janos has Pereira up against the cage in a clinch.
Pereira takes a knee to the side of the body. Janos dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. Janos throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Pereira blocks it with crossed arms. Janos lands a damaging elbow. Pereira jumps guard but Janos turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. Janos lands an elbow inside that Pereira shrugs off. Janos gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Janos scores a nice knee to the body.
Pereira looks gassed! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Come on Janos - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Janos lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
 That has opened up Michel Pereira's cut even more. Pereira takes an elbow to the forehead. Janos crunches a lovely knee into Pereira's ribcage. Janos taking a breather. Janos creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pereira's defenses.
 The cut above Michel Pereira's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Knees in the clinch landing for Janos.
Janos using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. Janos putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pereira in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Janos creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pereira's defenses.
 Michel Pereira's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Michel Pereira's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jim Janos! Jim Janos retains his heavyweight title! Jim Janos decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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