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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Johonny Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barry Sanders (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johonny Crash could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Barry Sanders's chin.
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johonny Crash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Barry Sanders!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Sanders. Beautiful body shot.
Sanders scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Crash doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Sanders counters with a slapping leg kick.
Crash clinches with his opponent.
Sanders scores with a shoulder strike.
Sanders lands a hook that snaps the head of Crash backwards.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A body shot lands from Sanders.
Crash is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sanders is working Crash over against the cage.
Sanders pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crash rushes Sanders and presses him up against the cage.
Sanders lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A shot in the inside from Sanders.
Sanders escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sanders forces Crash back against the cage and clinches.
Sanders lands a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanders scores with a shoulder strike.
Sanders throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Sanders makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sanders scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sanders lands with a short shot to the head.
Sanders digs a right hand underneath Crash's ribcage. Crash let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Sanders throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from Sanders.
Sanders presses Crash against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good body shot from Sanders.
Sanders presses Crash against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sanders taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Sanders.
Sanders lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Crash.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanders throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Crashs head.
A right hook to the body lands for Sanders.
A right hand to the body from Sanders.
Sanders's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Sanders escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Barry Sanders seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crash on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Sanders dances in with a quick combination. Crash is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Sanders snaps Crash's head back. Crash stumbles backwards against the cage. Sanders steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Crash's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Crash just didn't come prepared.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Barry Sanders!
A very excited looking Barry Sanders made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lost Cos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny Kwok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Kwok's choice of entrance music: Bitches and Money. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lost Cos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Kenny Kwok!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kwok drops Cos with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Cos looks back up at him and smiles so Kwok waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
It looks like Lost Cos has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cos is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Kwok just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Cos has gone limp and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kenny Kwok!
Kenny Kwok spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joseph Ddd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Fury (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Joseph Ddd has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Joseph Ddd seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joseph Ddd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Fury!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ddd shoots in but Fury avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fury throws a sloppy head kick and Ddd moves out of range easily.
Ddd fails with the takedown
and Fury counters with a nice body kick.
Ddd shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fury as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joseph Ddd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fury throws a leg kick that misses.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ddd.
Ddd shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fury pinned against the cage. Fury gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fury throws a leg kick that misses.
A nice combination there by Fury.
It looks like Joseph Ddd has been cut.
Fury misses with a few strikes there.
Fury tries to bum rush Ddd with a series of wild strikes but Ddd uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ddd takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fury lands a two punch combo.
Ddd shoots in for a takedown but Fury shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fury scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ddd shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fury with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fury throws a series of punches but Ddd avoids them all with ease.
Ddd changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fury tries to avoid it but Ddd manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fury to the ground. Fury escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fury. Ddd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fury pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No luck for Ddd with that takedown attempt.
Ddd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fury but Fury pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Fury swinging wildly here.
Ddd shoots for a double leg takedown but Fury sprawls well. He's pushed Ddd's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ddd with a poor takedown
and Fury counters with a series of strikes. Ddd will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ddd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Ddd is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fury misses with a straight left.
A punch combination from Fury misses.
Fury throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ddd closes the distance and clinches up with Fury, looking for a takedown. Ddd pushes Fury against the cage but Fury circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Fury keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A jab from Fury finds it's way through Ddd's defenses.
Fury listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Joseph Ddd's cut is getting worse.
Ddd fails with the takedown
and Fury counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ddd shoots in but Fury avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fury defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ddd.
Ddd looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fury is fending him off so far but Ddd persists. Nope, Fury circles away and we're back to standing.
Fury throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Joseph Ddd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ddd fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ddd shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fury pinned against the cage. Fury gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fury scores with a one two! Ddd had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Ddd shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Fury's guard.
Ddd won't allow Fury to get back to his feet.
Fury really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Ddd. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Fury is trying to keep Ddd in close.
Ddd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fury is keeping the position for now.
Ddd won't allow Fury to sweep him here.
Ddd being controlled here momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ddd works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ddd thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fury's head.
Ddd seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Fury is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Joseph Ddd!
A determined Joseph Ddd didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sub Zero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seth Maverick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Sub Zero has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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270 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sub Zero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Seth Maverick!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Zero lands an impressive looking overhand right. Maverick doesn't seem phased though.
A shot to the liver by Zero. Beautiful body shot.
Oooooh!!! Zero has knocked Maverick down with a huge combo! Zero steps away and waves a wobbly Maverick back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Maverick is rocked!
It looks like Seth Maverick has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zero dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Maverick is still on wobbly legs! Can Zero finish him?
Zero lands with a big right hook that stumbles Maverick - he's out on his feet here! Zero follows up with another monster hook that separates Maverick from consciousness! Maverick falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Zero stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Sub Zero!
Sub Zero made sure to mention his sponsor, Balco Boys - Hilo in his post fight interview.
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ronald Mcbobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DIck Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Like Your DICK. On his way into the cage it seems that Ronald Mcbobs has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ronald Mcbobs seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ronald Mcbobs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, DIck Face!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcbobs wants to clinch.
Face looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Face is looking to advance position but Mcbobs won't allow it.
Mcbobs on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Mcbobs tries to get out of the position.
Face throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mcbobs defends it well.
Face stops Mcbobs from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Face controlling the action here.
Face not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Face is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Mcbobs doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Face.
Face is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face content to control rather than advance.
Face is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Face seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mcbobs does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Face throwing shots but Mcbobs is blocking nicely.
Face is looking for a kimura here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face is looking to take a break and control but Mcbobs is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Face wants to work for an arm triangle but Mcbobs is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Face throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Face is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Face controlling the pace.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face throwing shots but Mcbobs is blocking nicely.
Mcbobs knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Face on the ground.
Face is taking a breather. Mcbobs says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Mcbobs is breathing heavily.
Face trying to control from half guard but Mcbobs is working away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Face is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mcbobs defends it well.
Face scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
DIck Face dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Face misses with a shot to the body
and Mcbobs counters with a nice leg kick.
Mcbobs bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Face is trying to control Mcbobs's posture but Mcbobs avoids it.
Face regains half guard.
Mcbobs seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
DIck Face has got the better of the ground game so far.
Face is looking to control Mcbobs's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Face avoid being mounted?
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Face manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Face is adopting a defensive guard.
Mcbobs is posturing up here but Face has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Mcbobs tries to roll out but it's too tight and Mcbobs has to tap! Slick submission there by Face!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). DIck Face!
DIck Face looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Mijail you absolutely suck I told you now suck it bitch! whooooo!'.
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