RFC 20: Onslaught PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Erik Lehnsherr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mirko Bojanski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lehnsherr kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Faint. Bojanski has chosen N.E.R.D - Rockstar as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lehnsherr
vs
Bojanski

165 cm
23
180 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

183 cm
19
176 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Powerful

Biobonds Supplements
Marvel Combat

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™
Natural Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Erik Lehnsherr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mirko Bojanski!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Dillan Fox and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lehnsherr is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bojanski sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Lehnsherr scores with a takedown into Bojanski's guard.
Lehnsherr sitting in guard here, content to control.
Bojanski looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lehnsherr is one step ahead there.
Lehnsherr wants to control from the top but Bojanski keeps moving.
Bojanski is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bojanski is trying to keep Lehnsherr in close.
Bojanski wants to get back to his feet but Lehnsherr is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lehnsherr trying to control the position from guard on top but Bojanski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Bojanski lands a big head kick that sends Lehnsherr tumbling to the mat! Bojanski takes a step backwards and waves Lehnsherr back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Erik Lehnsherr has been cut.

Lehnsherr closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bojanski did well to prevent Lehnsherr getting side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bojanski wants to improve his position but Lehnsherr is controlling well.
Lehnsherr sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bojanski defending well though.
Bojanski has a hand on Lehnsherr's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Lehnsherr takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Lehnsherr lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Bojanski is squirming around, avoiding Lehnsherr's attempts to control the action.
Bojanski is looking to improve his position but Lehnsherr isn't that keen on the idea.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bojanski wants to control but Lehnsherr is having none of it.
Bojanski is squirming around, avoiding Lehnsherr's attempts to control the action.
Bojanski wants to hold on but Lehnsherr pushes him away.
You get the feeling that Bojanski really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Bojanski is trying to escape the mount.
Lehnsherr content just to control the position here.

Lehnsherr is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Bojanski has managed to escape the submission attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Lehnsherr.
Bojanski can't escape the position.
Lehnsherr lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Bojanski bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

Bojanski lying in Lehnsherr's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Lehnsherr decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Bojanski taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Erik Lehnsherr!

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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
53%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Myles Hate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ivan navarro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). ivan navarro looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Hate
vs
navarro

175 cm
20
187 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

178 cm
23
179 lbs
6 - 11 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

Dangerous GnP
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Myles Hate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, ivan navarro!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hate stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hate wants it to stay on the feet.
navarro looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
navarro looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hate shoots and misses

and navarro counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hate manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Hate content just to control the position here.
Hate can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as navarro is looking to escape.

Hate is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. navarro is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. navarro flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Hate anticipates the leg and manages to get behind navarro and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Hate slips an arm under navarro chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Hate has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Hate is squeezing on navarro like an anaconda would it's prey. navarro fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Myles Hate!

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FIGHT
RATING
63%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ben Gille (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcel Thuram (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thuram has chosen Dario G - Carneval de Paris as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Marcel Thuram enters the cage!

Gille
vs
Thuram

203 cm
22
190 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

185 cm
19
208 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™
Natural Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ben Gille!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Marcel Thuram!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Thuram gets a takedown into half guard.
Thuram perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Thuram is looking to advance position but Gille won't allow it.
Thuram looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

That's one minute gone in the round.
I looks like Thuram might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Thuram's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Despite being in the dominant position, Marcel Thuram just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Gille throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Gille rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thuram moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gille looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gille swings for the body but Thuram moves out of range.
Thuram showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gille.
Ben Gille seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gille throws a half hearted mid kick.

Thuram scores a takedown into full mount!
Gille really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Thuram controlling his opponent.
Let's hope that Thuram has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thuram unloads with some shots from mount but Gille bucks and avoids them well.
Thuram controlling his opponent.
Thuram lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Thuram looking to control and managing it successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marcel Thuram dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Gille tries to clinch up.
Gille lands a really nice looking cross but Thuram seems unphased.
Gille wants to clinch up but Thuram keeps it at a distance.
Gille throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gille throws a one two combo.
Gille misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thuram throws a nice head kick!
Gille looks to land a combination but Thuram avoids it well.
Gille tries to clinch but Thuram moves out of range.
Thuram thows a body kick. Gille tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thuram lands with a right that hurts Gille. Gille looks to clinch but Thuram throws a short knee that drops Gille. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Marcel Thuram!

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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
45%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alberta Wrecking Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brian Cameron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Alberta Wrecking Machine has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Wrecking Machine
vs
Cameron

179 cm
19
170 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

178 cm
19
169 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Alberta Wrecking Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brian Cameron!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cameron leaves Machine with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Cameron looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Cameron sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Machine defending well though.
Cameron wants to take a breather but Machine is having none of it.
Machine avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cameron.
Cameron missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cameron sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Machine defending well though.
Cameron thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cameron missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Machine blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cameron.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Cameron closes the distance and clinches.

Cameron has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Machine clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Machine can't escape the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cameron is striking well from the back but Machine escapes and manages to control the positon and works his way to half guard. A much better position - the crisis is over for the time being.
Machine trying to control from the bottom.
Cameron thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Machine's head.
Machine tries to kick Cameron off but Cameron keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Cameron wants to take a breather but Machine is having none of it.
Cameron thows a huge punch but Machine dodges it nicely.
Machine gets back to full guard.

Cameron throws a sloppy strike and Machine has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Cameron is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Machine!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Alberta Wrecking Machine!

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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
41%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Aychtoo Bizzle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Im Yournuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bizzle comes to the cage accompanied by TUF theme song. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Bizzle
vs
Yournuts

179 cm
23
185 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

186 cm
24
195 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Aychtoo Bizzle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Im Yournuts!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yournuts shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Yournuts shoots in looking for a takedown. Bizzle tries to sprawl out of it but Yournuts keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bizzle manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Yournuts shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bizzle but Bizzle pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Aychtoo Bizzle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Im Yournuts.

Bizzle has Yournuts up against the cage in a clinch.
Yournuts goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bizzle prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yournuts is working for takedown but Bizzle is calmly controlling the position for now.
Yournuts wants a takedown.
Yournuts can't get the takedown.

Bizzle jumps into guard, dragging Yournuts to the mat.

Bizzle has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Yournuts off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Bizzle leaves Yournuts with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yournuts shoots in for a takedown but Bizzle shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Yournuts looks gassed!
Bizzle wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Bizzle rushes Yournuts and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Yournuts tries to score a body lock takedown but Bizzle shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

Bizzle jumps guard and drags Yournuts to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Bizzle wants to stand up but Yournuts is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Bizzle pushes Yournuts off and scrambles back to his feet.

Bizzle has Yournuts up against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yournuts is working for takedown but Bizzle is calmly controlling the position for now.
Yournuts blocks an elbow strike.
Bizzle using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Yournuts has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bizzle tries to land a knee to the head but Yournuts blocks with his arms.
Yournuts goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bizzle prevents it.
Yournuts has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bizzle is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bizzle is pushing Yournuts up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

Bizzle pulls Yournuts into guard.
Yournuts stops Bizzle from standing up.

Bizzle has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Yournuts off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Yournuts shoots for a double leg takedown but Bizzle sprawls well. He's pushed Yournuts's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

Bizzle has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bizzle is pressed up against the cage. Yournuts has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bizzle down to the mat. Bizzle avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Bizzle forces Yournuts back against the cage and clinches.

Bizzle pulls Yournuts into guard.

Bizzle manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Im Yournuts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Bizzle moves into the clinch.
Bizzle pressing his opponent against the cage.
Yournuts tries for a takedown. No joy.

Bizzle decides to pull guard.
Yournuts won't allow Bizzle to get back to his feet.

Bizzle wriggles free and stands up.

Bizzle moves into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bizzle successfully pulls guard.
Bizzle wants to stand but Yournuts is controlling the position.
Yournuts wants to control from the top but Bizzle keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Yournuts accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Yournuts tries to free his leg and advance position but Bizzle is retaining full guard.
Bizzle wants to get back to his feet but Yournuts is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Bizzle clinches up against the cage.

Bizzle pulls guard successfully.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yournuts stops Bizzle from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aychtoo Bizzle dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bizzle pushes Yournuts up against the cage in a clinch.
Bizzle misses with a knee strike.
Yournuts tries for a takedown but Bizzle manages to get underhooks.

Bizzle pulls guard successfully.
Yournuts slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Bizzle wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Yournuts thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Yournuts working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Bizzle tries to escape but Yournuts is in control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Yournuts tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bizzle is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

Bizzle sneaks out the side door and pushes Yournuts away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Yournuts looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bizzle is fending him off so far but Yournuts persists. Nope, Bizzle circles away and we're back to standing.
Yournuts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bizzle.

Bizzle has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nice elbow from Bizzle.

Yournuts jumps guard and drags Bizzle to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Bizzle decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Bizzle is looking to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bizzle has managed to clinch.
Yournuts drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Aychtoo Bizzle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Im Yournuts.
Bizzle landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bizzle lands with a right to the head.
Yournuts has Bizzle pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bizzle manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bizzle makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short left from Bizzle.
Bizzle scores with a knee to the head.
Bizzle lands an elbow that stopped Yournuts in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Im Yournuts has been cut.
Bizzle with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bizzle lands a nice knee to the body.
Bizzle landing knees to the head.

Bizzle manages to pull guard.

Bizzle uses the cage to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Bizzle scores with a four punch combination!

Bizzle moves into the clinch successfully.
Yournuts wants a takedown but no success here.
Bizzle throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Yournuts tries to score a body lock takedown but Bizzle shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Bizzle lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bizzle lands an elbow just above Yournuts 's eye.
Bizzle misses with a knee to the head.
Yournuts takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bizzle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Yournuts avoids it.
Bizzle taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Bizzle with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Yournuts has Bizzle pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bizzle manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

Bizzle escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bizzle defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Yournuts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bizzle stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bizzle wants it to stay on the feet.
Bizzle lands a head kick!
Yournuts shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bizzle defends it nicely.
Bizzle lands with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aychtoo Bizzle dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Im Yournuts's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Bizzle throws a head kick that Yournuts semi-blocks.
Yournuts shoots in for a double leg but Bizzle sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Yournuts misses with a takedown attempt - Bizzle sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Bizzle instigates a clinch.
Bizzle gets underhooks to prevent Yournuts's takedown attempt.
Aychtoo Bizzle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Im Yournuts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bizzle throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Yournutss head.

Bizzle pulls Yournuts into guard.
Yournuts won't allow Bizzle to get back to his feet.
Yournuts with a flurry of punches that miss.

Bizzle pushes Yournuts off and scrambles back to his feet.
Yournuts on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bizzle scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Yournuts doesn't seem bothered though.

Bizzle clinches.

Bizzle manages to break the clinch.

Bizzle clinches.
Bizzle with a knee to the head.
Bizzle misses with a knee strike.
Bizzle lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Yournuts backwards.
Yournuts tries for a takedown. No joy.

Bizzle jumps guard and drags Yournuts to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Bizzle wriggles free and stands up.
Yournuts shoots in but no luck this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bizzle rushes Yournuts and presses him up against the cage.
Bizzle prevents the takedown attempt.
Bizzle lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A short uppercut from Bizzle.

Bizzle breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bizzle is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Yournuts can do to turn this around?
Bizzle scores with a jab to the body.

Bizzle closes the distance and pushes Yournuts back into the cage.
Yournuts takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bizzle stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Bizzle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Bizzle forces Yournuts back against the cage and clinches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bizzle stalling against the cage.
Bizzle with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Bizzle breaks the clinch.
Bizzle slaps away a takedown attempt from Yournuts, before circling back to the center of the mat.

Bizzle moves into the clinch.
Im Yournuts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bizzle lands a left hand.
Bizzle stops a takedown attempt from Yournuts.

Bizzle gets a trip takedown into half guard.

Bizzle stands up out of the half guard.

Bizzle takes the fight into the clinch.
Bizzle throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bizzle with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bizzle prevents a takedown attempt there.
Bizzle misses with a knee strike.

Bizzle decides to pull guard.
Yournuts pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bizzle is keeping the position for now.
Yournuts postures up in Bizzle's guard and throws a big left but Bizzle blocks it.
Bizzle wants to get back to his feet but Yournuts is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Yournuts drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Yournuts jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Yournuts won't allow Bizzle to get back to his feet.
Aychtoo Bizzle is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Yournuts works over Bizzle with some ground and pound from guard.

Bizzle pushes Yournuts off and gets back to his feet.
Bizzle is looking to clinch but Yournuts is avoiding it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Aychtoo Bizzle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bizzle has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:25
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:25
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Aychtoo Bizzle!

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mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
44%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zeke Rage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Lennon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zeke Rage has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Rage
vs
Lennon

195 cm
19
170 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

180 cm
21
170 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zeke Rage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Richard Lennon!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot by Rage.

It looks like Richard Lennon has been cut.
Lennon tries a head kick but it misses.
Lennon throws the left hand but Rage avoids the punch easily.
Lennon throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Rage's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lennon. Rage does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rage really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Rage throws a nice looking combination but Lennon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rage thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rage blocks a head kick by Lennon.
Rage connects with a nice cross there... Lennon is looking wobbly and Rage recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Lennon to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Rage jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Zeke Rage!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
52%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Niko Sanders (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Sanders
vs
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich

185 cm
26
200 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

190 cm
20
212 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Niko Sanders!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sanders throws a head kick that Dmitrigorbachovovonovich semi-blocks.

It looks like Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has been cut.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sanders moves out of range of the strikes.
Sanders lands a really nice looking cross but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich seems unphased.
Sanders misses with a head kick.
Sanders tries to close the distance and clinch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sanders lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Niko Sanders seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sanders moves out of range as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses the target.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sanders on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sanders sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sanders fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sanders looks to land a left hand but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moved out of range nicely.
Sanders misses with a takedown attempt - Dmitrigorbachovovonovich sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sanders tries to close the distance and clinch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Sanders.

Sanders clinches up against the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has Sanders pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Sanders manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries for a takedown but Sanders manages to get underhooks.
Niko Sanders has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Sanders pushes Dmitrigorbachovovonovich back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Sanders is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Sanders pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Sanders feints and as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich raises his hands in defense, Sanders changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Sanders has passed into side control.

Sanders stands up and we're back to a striking position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Sanders.
Sanders throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws the left hand but Sanders avoids the punch easily.
Sanders slips under a jab.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sanders tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sanders fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sanders ducks right into an uppercut from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Sanders blocks a head kick by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
A telegraphed right hand from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses the target.
Sanders tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks a head kick by Sanders.
Sanders tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moves out of range of the body kick from Sanders.
Sanders fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a sloppy head kick and Sanders moves out of range easily.
A swing and a miss from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a body kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sanders checks a leg kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Sanders shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dmitrigorbachovovonovich as he avoids it easily.
Sanders walks into a stiff left hand from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks a head kick by Sanders.
Sanders is breathing heavily.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a nice looking combination but Sanders bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sanders tries to score a power double leg takedown but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Sanders somewhat.
A head kick misses from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Sanders tries to clinch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moves out of range.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a really nice looking cross but Sanders seems unphased.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tried to score with a low kick but Sanders checks it.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Sanders drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Sanders's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!