SFC74: McDonald VS Lutsky! PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Manto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pawel Po (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). George Manto could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Pawel Po's chin.

Manto
vs
Po

225 cm
31
281 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

200 cm
22
240 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, George Manto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pawel Po!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Po swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Manto counters with a shoot takedown. Po fights it but they end up in guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Manto works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Manto seems to be working for a kimura but Po defends the submission attempt.

Manto is trying to work for a kimura but Po is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Po is trying to stand.

Manto seems to be working for a kimura but Po defends the submission attempt.

Manto is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Po is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). George Manto!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fransuave Doobney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Allan Danwill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doobney comes to the cage accompanied by L_TIz# . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Doobney
vs
Danwill

182 cm
26
234 lbs
5 - 4 - 1

225 cm
29
260 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fransuave Doobney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Allan Danwill!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Danwill tries for a takedown but Doobney circles away easily

and Doobney counters with a nice double leg into side control. Danwill won't be happy with that.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Doobney decides to stand up, so the ref orders Danwill to his feet.

Doobney drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Danwill is looking to regain half guard here but Doobney keeps moving and retains side control.
Doobney lands some shots froms side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Doobney wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Danwill, who protects the arm well.
Danwill manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Danwill moves into full guard.

Danwill is looking for a triangle but Doobney pushes his legs off easily.
Doobney is stalling in the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doobney trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Doobney has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Danwill looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Danwill has his foot on Doobney's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Doobney works his way back into a safe position though.

Danwill throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Danwill is looking for a triangle but Doobney pushes his legs off easily.
Doobney lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Doobney would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

Danwill is looking for a triangle but Doobney pushes his legs off easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doobney slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doobney trying to control but Danwill is working from the bottom.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

Danwill has an active guard here but Doobney has managed to pass into half guard.

Danwill actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doobney content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

Danwill looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Doobney knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Danwill on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doobney passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Danwill!
Danwill is trying to reverse the position but instead Doobney has taken his back - oops!
Doobney biding his time, looking for the opening.

Doobney is looking for the choke from the back position but Danwill is controlling his hands well.
Danwill rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.

Danwill looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Danwill actively working from the bottom here.
Danwill wants to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doobney looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Danwill with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Danwill looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Doobney stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Doobney.
Doobney just content to control the position.

Doobney is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Danwill has escaped the position, nice work there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doobney wants to control but Danwill is keeping him busy.
Doobney sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Danwill is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fransuave Doobney dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Danwill shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Doobney decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Danwill's guard.
Danwill is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Danwill is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Doobney defends well.

Danwill is looking for a triangle here but Doobney uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Danwill is looking for a sweep.

Doobney thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Danwill tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Doobney scores with a couple of short elbows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Danwill takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Danwill tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Doobney decides to stand back up.
Danwill shoots and misses

and Doobney counters with a takedown into side control.
Danwill is breathing heavily.
Doobney taking a breather here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Danwill is trying to get back to half guard.
Doobney tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
A lull in the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danwill looks to move to half guard but instead Doobney has passed into mount! Damn!
Doobney sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Doobney scoring with strikes but Danwill is staying in there.
Doobney trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Doobney working the ground and pound effectively.

Doobney jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Danwill manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Danwill is trying to work for a sweep but Doobney has mounted him!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doobney landing punches.
Doobney wants to control the pace but Danwill is squirming around nicely.
Danwill tries to improve his position but instead Doobney has taken his back!
Danwill prevents Doobney from getting a body triangle.
Fransuave Doobney overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Doobney is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
I really don't envy Danwill right now.
Danwill breaks Doobney's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Doobney holds on and takes a little breather.
Doobney throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Danwill looking to pass the guard.
Doobney has Danwill pulled in close to control his posture.
Doobney lands some strikes from the bottom.
Danwill looking to pass the guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Danwill is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Doobney is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Doobney has escaped and now he's on top!
Doobney looking to pass the guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Danwill is looking for a triangle but Doobney pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fransuave Doobney dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Danwill shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Doobney counters with a takedown into side control.
Danwill tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Doobney wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Danwill is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Doobney's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Doobney takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

Danwill actively working from the bottom here.
Doobney is taking a breather. Danwill says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Danwill is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Doobney scores with a couple of nice shots.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doobney passes to full mount!
Danwill keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Danwill takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doobney controlling the pace for now.
Doobney has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Danwill's face.

Doobney is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
Danwill throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Doobney closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Danwill did well to prevent Doobney getting side control.

Danwill actively working from the bottom here.
Danwill keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Doobney wants to pass the guard but Danwill is defending well.

Danwill is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Doobney pulls his head out easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doobney performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Doobney decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Danwill looks to land a combination. Doobney sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Doobney is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Danwill can do to turn this around?

Danwill scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Doobney is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Danwill off and has taken his back!
Danwill rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Doobney trying to mount his opponent but Danwill defends it.
Doobney is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Danwill actively working from the bottom here.
Ground and pound from Doobney.
Doobney seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Doobney is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Danwill looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Doobney prevents Danwill from improving his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doobney working the head and body with strikes.

Danwill actively working from the bottom here.
Doobney looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

Doobney stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Danwill doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Doobney counter with a right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fransuave Doobney showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Doobney, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fransuave Doobney!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
94%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Pitney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexsander Materovic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alexsander Materovic has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pitney
vs
Materovic

193 cm
25
205 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

196 cm
24
205 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eddie Pitney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alexsander Materovic!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitney with a poor takedown
and Materovic counters with a right hand to the body.
Pitney throws a right hand that Materovic ducks under and follows up with a left that Materovic also avoids with ease.
Materovic misses with a jab, cross combination.

Materovic moves into the clinch.

Materovic ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Materovic no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Pitney not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Pitney wants to stand but Materovic is controlling his posture from full guard.
Pitney stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Materovic swivels though and keeps the full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Materovic is on top in guard.
Materovic trying to control the position from guard on top but Pitney is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Materovic looking to pass the guard.
Materovic postures up.
Materovic throws a big right hand that misses.

Materovic postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Pitney is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Materovic, into his guard.
Pitney trying to control but Materovic is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Materovic controls Pitney momentarily but Pitney frees himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pitney accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Materovic wants to sweep but no luck.
Pitney loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Materovic is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Materovic keeping moving, preventing Pitney from controlling successfully.
Pitney is looking to work some ground and pound but Materovic has wrist control.
Pitney stands and throws Materovic's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Pitney laying and praying for a moment but Materovic takes advantage and regains half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitney wants to free his trapped foot but Materovic is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Pitney wants to take a breather but Materovic is having none of it.
Materovic pushes Pitney off looking to stand but Pitney dives back in and keeps control.

Pitney is looking for a kimura here.
Pitney uses his free foot to push down on Materovic's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Materovic.
Pitney raining down hammerfists from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitney trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Materovic is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Pitney fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Materovic is trying desperately to improve position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pitney landing strikes from the mount.
Pitney trying to control but Materovic is having none of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Pitney goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Materovic turns into him and now he's in Pitney's guard.
Materovic preventing the sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eddie Pitney dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Materovic rushes Pitney and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Pitney managing to block the knees to the body from Materovic.
Pitney working Materovic over with knees to the body.
Pitney lands a nice elbow.
Pitney tries to break free but Materovic pushes him back against the cage.
Pitney lands a good knee to the midsection. Materovic won't want to take too many of those.
Pitney gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Pitney breaks the clinch.

Materovic has managed to clinch.
Materovic misses with a knee strike.
Pitney with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pitney lands an elbow just above Materovic 's eye.

Pitney's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pitney misses with a series of wild punches.
Alexsander Materovic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Materovic has managed to clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
With the fighters up against the cage, Pitney throws an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitney looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Materovic avoiding damage as Pitney throws knees to the body.
Pitney is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Materovic is defending well for now.

Materovic gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Pitney is not content to let Materovic control the position.
Pitney is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Materovic's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Materovic's back!

Pitney is persistently looking for the submission but Materovic is defending it well.

Pitney working for the choke.
Pitney doesn't have the hooks in and Materovic manages to turn into his guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Materovic drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Pitney manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Materovic has Pitney in his guard.
Pitney won't allow Materovic to sweep him here.

Materovic has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Pitney can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Eddie Pitney overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Pitney postures up.
Pitney working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Pitney lands a couple of digs.
Pitney advances to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitney tries to pass to full mount but Materovic defends it.

Pitney is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Pitney is looking for a kimura but Materovic is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Pitney to get the leverage.
Materovic is staying active underneath Pitney, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Materovic is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pitney pulls his head out easily.
Pitney works his way into side control.
Materovic is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Pitney tries to advance to mount but Materovic instead regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pitney is looking for a kimura but Materovic is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Pitney to get the leverage.

Pitney is looking for a kimura but Materovic is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Pitney to get the leverage.
Pitney landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Materovic is looking to escape.
Materovic is in trouble now - Pitney has advanced to mount!

Pitney working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Pitney goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Materovic is on top in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eddie Pitney dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Some wild striking there from Materovic.
Pitney shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Materovic defends it nicely.

Materovic clinches with his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Materovic blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Pitney breaks from the clinch.
Pitney closes this distance looking for a takedown but Materovic circles away.

Materovic gets a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitney blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Materovic utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Pitney wants to break the clinch but can't.
Pitney on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Pitney's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Materovic closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Pitney stops Materovic from passing to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Materovic tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Pitney tries to buck Materovic off but Materovic is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Materovic misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
You can see the frustration on Pitney's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Pitney tries to improve position but can't.
Materovic postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Materovic throwing strikes but Pitney manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Pitney fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Materovic tries to bench press Pitney off him but Pitney keeps the position.
Materovic takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Materovic sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Materovic punching from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Materovic trying to control but Pitney postures up.
Materovic is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Pitney stands up and beckons Materovic to join him on the feet.
Pitney shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Materovic as he jumps to the side.
Eddie Pitney is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eddie Pitney. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Materovic clinches up against the cage.
Pitney on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Pitney manages to break the clinch.

Materovic closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Materovic takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitney gets back to full guard.
Pitney seems keen to control Materovic's posture.
Materovic missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pitney preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Materovic sitting in guard here, content to control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pitney is pulling down on Materovic's head. It's preventing any offense from Materovic, at least for the moment.
Alexsander Materovic has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pitney is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alexsander Materovic comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pitney has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eddie Pitney!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
65%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Marcos Dos Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joerome Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dos Santos
vs
Strong

197 cm
31
199 lbs
10 - 13 - 0

190 cm
22
195 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marcos Dos Santos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joerome Strong!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Santos dives in and grabs Strong's left leg, looking for a takedown. Strong pushes down on Dos Santos's head and hops out.
Strong leaves Dos Santos with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Strong throws a quick inside leg kick.
Marcos Dos Santos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dos Santos shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Strong defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marcos Dos Santos. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dos Santos circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dos Santos shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Strong as he avoids it easily.
Strong throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dos Santos shoots and misses
and Strong counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Strong displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dos Santos.
Dos Santos is breathing heavily.
Dos Santos shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Strong defends it nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Strong.
Strong scores with a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Strong - that will leave a mark!
Strong misses with a few strikes there.

Strong closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Santos tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Dos Santos avoiding damage as Strong throws knees to the body.
Strong working Dos Santos over with knees to the body.
Strong lands a good knee to the midsection. Dos Santos won't want to take too many of those.
Strong lands an elbow that stopped Dos Santos in his tracks for a moment.
Dos Santos tries to score a body lock takedown but Strong shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Strong lands a knee to the head.
Dos Santos takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dos Santos is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Strong pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Strong lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Marcos Dos Santos has been cut.
Strong is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dos Santos is keeping busy.

Strong breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Strong is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dos Santos looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dos Santos doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Strong counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Strong ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dos Santos takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Strong connects with a high kick.
Joerome Strong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dos Santos has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

Strong has Dos Santos up against the cage in a clinch.
Strong scores a nice knee to the body.
Strong slowing the pace effectively.
Dos Santos tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Strong just stands there and leans against the cage.
Dos Santos fails to pull guard.
Dos Santos tries to pull guard but Strong won't allow it.
Strong has Dos Santos pressed against the cage.

Dos Santos manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

Dos Santos working for submissions but it's allowed Strong to get to half guard.
Strong really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dos Santos. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Strong content to control rather than advance.
Strong seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Santos gets full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dos Santos keeping moving, preventing Strong from controlling successfully.
Dos Santos has a closed guard, preventing Strong from standing up.
Strong trying to control but Dos Santos is working from the bottom.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Joerome Strong hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Dos Santos closes the distance and clinches up with Strong, looking for a takedown. Dos Santos pushes Strong against the cage but Strong circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Strong instigates a clinch.
Strong throws an elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Strong lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Strong misses with an elbow strike.
Dos Santos goes for a takedown attempt but Strong pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Strong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
No joy there for Strong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Strong wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dos Santos changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Strong tries to avoid it but Dos Santos manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Strong to the ground. Strong escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strong stuffs the takedown attempt from Dos Santos. Dos Santos gets slowly back to his feet.
Strong thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dos Santos if he has to take too many more of those.

Strong has Dos Santos up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Santos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Strong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dos Santos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Strong tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dos Santos avoids it.

Strong breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joerome Strong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Marcos Dos Santos's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Strong throws a left that rocks Dos Santos and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Strong dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Dos Santos regain composure!

Dos Santos is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Santos tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Strong wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Oh Dos Santos is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Strong is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Dos Santos tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Strong decides to stand up, so the ref orders Dos Santos to his feet.
Dos Santos tries for a takedown but Strong circles away easily

and Strong counters by moving into the clinch.
Dos Santos seems to have got his legs back now.
Strong is trying to maintain a safe position but Dos Santos gets an underhook and turns Strong into the cage.
Dos Santos takes an elbow to the temple.
Dos Santos fails to pull guard.
Strong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dos Santos managing to block the knees to the body from Strong.

Strong breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Strong throws a right hand that Dos Santos ducks under and follows up with a left that Dos Santos also avoids with ease.
Strong stalks Dos Santos and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dos Santos's face. Dos Santos staggers backwards, shaken.
Strong misses with a series of wild punches.
Dos Santos has his takedown stuffed
and Strong counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dos Santos's knee momentarily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marcos Dos Santos. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dos Santos doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Strong counters with a crisp right that sends Dos Santos to the canvas! Strong follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joerome Strong!

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Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonel Lutsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDonald's entrance music is EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McDonald
vs
Lutsky

181 cm
27
187 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

188 cm
26
200 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Firebird Designs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Leonel Lutsky!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lutsky staying out of range there.
McDonald misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
An inside leg kick lands from McDonald.
McDonald checks a low kick from Lutsky.
Lutsky looks to score with a jab to the body but McDonald is just out of range.
Lutsky takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

McDonald gets a clinch.
McDonald tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lutsky avoids it.
Lutsky misses with a punch to the body.
Lutsky has a couple of punches blocked by McDonald.
Lutsky is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
McDonald blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McDonald creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lutsky's defenses.

It looks like Leonel Lutsky has been cut.
A short uppercut from McDonald.
McDonald lands with a short shot to the head.
Lutsky lands with a left to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald struggles to land a body shot inside as Lutsky controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald throws an elbow but it misses.
McDonald trying to land knees to the body.
McDonald misses with a punch to the body.
Lutsky fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lutsky on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lutsky tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McDonald's elbow.
McDonald landing some nice looking knees to the body.
McDonald looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lutsky lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McDonald backwards.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lutsky.
McDonald lands a hook that snaps the head of Lutsky backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McDonald.
McDonald scores a nice knee to the body.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lutsky.

Lutsky breaks the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDonald staying out of range there.
McDonald connects with a body shot that sends Lutsky's belly button to the back.
McDonald goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald defending well as Lutsky loads up on a big left hand.
Lutsky moves out of range of the leg kick from McDonald.
A bone on bone clash there as McDonald blocks the leg kick.
McDonald pushes Lutsky away with a front kick.
Lutsky avoids a kick to the body.
Lutsky misses with an uppercut
and McDonald cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lutsky throws a quick head kick that skims the top of McDonald's head.
McDonald scores with a nice body kick.
McDonald cracks the inside of Lutsky's front leg.
A slapping leg kick lands for McDonald.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McDonald, right into the meat.
Lutsky looks gassed!
McDonald attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lutsky has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McDonald.
McDonald takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McDonald clinches up against the cage.
McDonald lands a damaging elbow.
McDonald goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lutsky blocks an elbow strike.
McDonald lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lutsky.
Lutsky takes a knee right on the jaw!
Lutsky on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McDonald obliges.
Lutsky misses with the head strike.
Lutsky wants to break free but McDonald has control.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McDonald.
Lutsky on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McDonald pushes Lutsky back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lutsky avoids a wild elbow strike from McDonald.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McDonald.
A short uppercut from McDonald.
McDonald is working Lutsky over against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McDonald lands an elbow inside that Lutsky shrugs off.
Lutsky goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McDonald tries to land knees in the clinch but Lutsky avoids the damage to the body.
McDonald has Lutsky pressed against the cage, preventing Lutsky from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lutsky swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McDonald looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McDonald misses with a knee strike.
McDonald prevents a body shot from Lutsky.
McDonald goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Lutsky breaks from the clinch.
Lutsky lets loose with a powerful body kick. McDonald will feel that in the morning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lutsky on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
McDonald connects with a body shot.
Lutsky looks to throw the jab but McDonald is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald McDonald dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Leonel Lutsky's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

McDonald buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lutsky takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McDonald changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
McDonald throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lutsky throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ronald McDonald is winning the standup battle so far.
Lutsky loads up on a big right hand but McDonald slips the punch.
McDonald misses with a low kick.
McDonald tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Lutsky manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McDonald keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lutsky.
McDonald thows a left - swing and a miss!
McDonald tries to clinch up.
Lutsky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
McDonald throws a head kick but Lutsky moves out of range.
Lutsky waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McDonald.
Lutsky misses with a hook
and McDonald counters with an outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald tries to score with a low kick but Lutsky moves his leg out of the way.
McDonald lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lutsky thows a leg kick but McDonald checks it
and McDonald counters with a head kick.
A head kick by McDonald misses
and Lutsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McDonald fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lutsky manages to avoid it.
Lutsky throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lutsky misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McDonald.
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lutsky paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McDonald pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McDonald lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Lutsky bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McDonald closes the distance looking to clinch
and Lutsky counters with a thumping low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lutsky scores with a crisp jab that stopped McDonald in his tracks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lutsky checks a leg kick.
Lutsky pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lutsky throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McDonald on the side of the head.
Lutsky waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McDonald.
Lutsky avoids the head kick by McDonald.
Lutsky takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lutsky takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McDonald swinging wildly here.
Lutsky chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McDonald can pounce on him.
Lutsky keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McDonald.
A nice inside leg kick there by McDonald. That's going to slow Lutsky down.
A looping hook to the body misses from McDonald. Lutsky does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lutsky's sensitive parts.
McDonald throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lutsky throws a shot from downtown. McDonald moves away and avoids it.
Ronald McDonald seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McDonald lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
McDonald thows a leg kick but Lutsky checks it
and Lutsky counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McDonald throws a body punch but Lutsky moves out of range.
Lutsky throws a front kick aimed at McDonald's knee but McDonald avoids it well.
McDonald is looking to wear down Lutsky with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from McDonald. Lutsky shrugs it off though.
Lutsky is breathing heavily.
McDonald keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lutsky.
Lutsky takes a kick to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McDonald attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
McDonald scores with a three punch combo!
McDonald tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald throws a sloppy head kick and Lutsky moves out of range easily.
McDonald misses with a two punch combination.
McDonald walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lutsky checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lutsky swinging wildly here.
McDonald shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lutsky's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McDonald misses the shot to the body.
McDonald is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lutsky can do to turn this around?
McDonald digs a good hook to Lutsky's body.
McDonald throws a chopping leg kick but Lutsky manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lutsky throws a head kick but McDonald moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald tries to land a front kick but Lutsky steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lutsky blocks a low kick nicely.

McDonald moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald McDonald dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Leonel Lutsky's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

McDonald slips a jab and a cross from Lutsky.
McDonald misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab lands there for Lutsky.
A big left from Lutsky misses.
McDonald tries to score with a low kick but Lutsky moves his leg out of the way.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McDonald, right into the meat.
Lutsky swings for the body but McDonald moves out of range.
Lutsky misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McDonald wants to slow Lutsky down by chopping away at his legs.
Lutsky takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lutsky has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from McDonald.
McDonald closes the distance looking to clinch
and Lutsky counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lutsky on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lutsky takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lutsky throws a quick inside leg kick.
McDonald throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lutsky takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
McDonald tries to clinch up but Lutsky circles away and keeps his distance.
McDonald needs to keep his hands up - Lutsky had a free shot at his head there.
McDonald scores with a jab. Lutsky acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McDonald crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Lutsky - the referee stops the clock and McDonald gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Lutsky. McDonald manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Lutsky throws a head kick that half lands.
Lutsky tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lutsky misses with a body kick.
Lutsky takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDonald tries to land a body kick
and Lutsky makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McDonald throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
McDonald punishes Lutsky's body with a nice straight punch.
Leonel Lutsky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lutsky. McDonald does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice body kick from McDonald.
McDonald moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Lutsky on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lutsky misses the shot to the body.

McDonald rushes Lutsky and presses him up against the cage.
McDonald putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lutsky in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McDonald scores with a nice hook to the head.
McDonald lands an elbow inside.
Lutsky avoiding damage as McDonald throws knees to the body.
McDonald lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lutsky misses with a punch to the body.
Lutsky wants to get back to striking at distance but McDonald won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Lutsky.
A short right from McDonald on the inside.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lutsky wants to break free but McDonald has control.
Lutsky goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lutsky tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McDonald tries to land knees in the clinch but Lutsky avoids the damage to the body.
Lutsky is trying to break the clinch but McDonald is controlling him.
Lutsky misses with a punch on the inside.
Lutsky misses with a punch on the inside.
Lutsky tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lutsky working aggressively here.
McDonald lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lutsky is trying to break the clinch but McDonald is controlling him.
Lutsky working aggressively here.
Lutsky misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ronald McDonald has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lutsky misses with a body punch.
McDonald with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
McDonald blocks a body shot from Lutsky.
Lutsky takes an elbow to the temple.
Lutsky has a couple of punches blocked by McDonald.
Lutsky wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
McDonald scores with a knee to the head.

Lutsky is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lutsky tries a body shot but McDonald blocks it.
McDonald blocks an uppercut.
McDonald pushes off an throws an elbow but Lutsky leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
McDonald blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lutsky takes an elbow to the temple.
Lutsky can't break the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lutsky avoiding damage as McDonald throws knees to the body.
McDonald lands a body punch in the clinch.
McDonald lands with a left to the head.
Lutsky is still on wobbly legs! Can McDonald finish him?
McDonald lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
McDonald lands a damaging elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ronald McDonald showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McDonald has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ronald McDonald!
In his post fight interview, Ronald McDonald gave a big smile as he said 'Man kind is a disease that slowly strangles all living things... a distorted reflection of the creator... You can kiss my ass corporate america, free your selfs from the shackles of this monotonous society! The time has come, so either lead follow or get the f#ck out of the way!'.