CCF 122: Joe vs. O'Neil PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jovon Chambers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chambers comes to the cage accompanied by Carmen Gray-Gates of Loneliness. On his way into the cage it seems that Jovon Chambers has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jovon Chambers seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Chambers
vs
Evans

190 cm
29
251 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

180 cm
26
250 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jovon Chambers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Evans!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Evans throws a leg kick but Chambers sees it coming and checks it nicely.

Evans drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Chambers working a defensive guard but Evans manages to pass into side control anyway.
Chambers is looking for a sweep.
Evans misses with the ground and pound.
Evans working the head with strikes.
Chambers is looking for a sweep.
Chambers manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Evans not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chambers is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Evans's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Evans's back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Chambers is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Evans defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Evans tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Chambers tries to take Evans's back but instead Evans uses the opportunity to regain half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans tries to kick Chambers off in order to stand up. Chambers Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Chambers wants to control for a moment but Evans uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.

Chambers is looking for a kimura but Evans is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Chambers to get the leverage.
Chambers wants to free his trapped foot but Evans is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Chambers looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Evans is trying to stand up here but Chambers is controlling him well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chambers passes to full mount!
You get the feeling that Evans really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Chambers looking to control but Evans is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

Chambers is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Evans can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Evans tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Chambers can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Evans is looking to escape.
Chambers takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chambers looking to control but Evans is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Evans has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Evans is keeping busy.
Chambers has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Evans's body.

Chambers tightening his grip on Evans, looking for the choke.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Chambers patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Chambers tries to get the hooks in deep but Evans pushed the leg off.
Chambers doesn't have the hooks in and Evans manages to turn into his guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Evans won't allow Chambers to sweep him here.
Chambers trying to keep a closed guard but Evans is proving a slippery customer.

Chambers is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Evans defends well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Evans in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jovon Chambers dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Chambers looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Evans is fending him off so far but Chambers persists. Nope, Evans circles away and we're back to standing.
Chambers with a poor takedown
letting Evans counter with a right hand.
Evans bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chambers shoots in and drives through. Evans sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jovon Chambers. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Evans throws a leg kick but Chambers sees it coming and moves out of range.
Evans goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chambers shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Evans sprawls well. Evans wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Chambers gets slowly back to his feet.
Evans moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chambers shoots in for a takedown but Evans shows good takedown defense.
Rob Evans seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Evans throws a low kick but Chambers avoids it.
Evans throws a hook but Chambers avoids it easily.
Evans fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Evans lands a leg kick that knocks Chambers off balance momentarily.
Chambers blocks a leg kick.

Evans bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Evans postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Chambers struggling a bit here.
Evans lands some shots froms side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chambers gets back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evans looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Chambers with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Chambers wants to control but Evans is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Evans lands a nice short elbow.
Evans throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Chambers tries to roll over but Evans keeps him under control.
Chambers moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Chambers looking to control.
Chambers has momentary wrist control but Evans slips an elbow through the middle.
Chambers is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Evans passes Chambers's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Jovon Chambers overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Evans throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chambers works his way to full guard. Good work.
Evans distracts Chambers with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Evans postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Chambers is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Evans has his hands clasped together but Chambers extends and breaks Evans's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Chambers.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jovon Chambers!
After winning the bout, Jovon Chambers thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
50%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Bracks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Salath Sar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Bracks
vs
Sar

187 cm
26
205 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

185 cm
24
220 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bobby Bracks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Salath Sar!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bracks misses with a body kick.
Sar misses with a looping left.
Sar throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Bracks counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bracks.
Bracks misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bracks landing knees to the body.
Bracks is pressed up against the cage. Sar has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bracks down to the mat. Bracks avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Sar throws a poor cross that misses
and Bracks connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Salath Sar has been cut.
Sar misses with a takedown
and Bracks makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bracks leaves Sar with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bobby Bracks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Salath Sar.
Sar misses with a takedown
and Bracks counters with a nice leg kick.
Sar looks winded!
Sar throws an off balance right hand
and Bracks counters with a good low kick that Sar was not able to check.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sar misses with a takedown
and Bracks counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Sar is out cold! A devastating KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bobby Bracks!
Bobby Bracks seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

C
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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
56%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Vak Yoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johan Nickson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nickson has chosen Flybanger - Cavalry as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Yoo
vs
Nickson

190 cm
30
197 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

190 cm
26
190 lbs
7 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vak Yoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johan Nickson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yoo staying out of range there.
Danga de danga de dang - Nickson scores with a four punch combination!
Nickson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nickson shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Yoo eats them both and turns towards Nickson to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Nickson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yoo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nickson.
Nickson lands with a kick to the ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nickson throws a leg kick that misses.
Yoo looks to land a combination but Nickson avoids it well.
Yoo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nickson.
Yoo misses with an attempted mid kick.
Yoo goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Nickson lands an overhand right.
Nickson misses with a straight right.
Nickson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nickson lands with a nice body kick.
Nickson is looking to land body kicks.
Yoo misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yoo dodges the punch combination from Nickson.
Yoo avoids the head kick by Nickson.
Yoo throws a head kick that misses.
Nice body kick from Yoo.
Nickson misses with a wild combination.
Nickson avoids the body shot from Yoo.
Yoo slips a straight right by Nickson.
A shot to the liver by Yoo. Beautiful body shot.
Nickson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nickson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yoo.
Yoo avoids the body shot from Nickson.
Nickson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nickson lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Yoo throws a hook but Nickson avoids it easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nickson lands with a straight right. Yoo didn't see that one coming.
Yoo moves out of range as Nickson strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nickson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Yoo throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Yoo is looking to wear down Nickson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Nickson sends Yoo crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Nickson is motioning to the referee to let Yoo up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Yoo is rocked!
Nickson throws a series of punches but Yoo moves out of range.
Oh Yoo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A chopping leg kick lands by Nickson.
Yoo is breathing heavily.
Nickson connects with an inside leg kick.
OH! Yoo has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Nickson smells blood and charges in for the finish! Nickson unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Yoo sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Johan Nickson!
After winning the bout, Johan Nickson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Graham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terrell Suggs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Terrell Suggs has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jordan Graham's chin.

Graham
vs
Suggs

174 cm
26
135 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

175 cm
25
159 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jordan Graham!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Terrell Suggs!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Graham lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Suggs circles away quickly and effectively.
Graham misses with a wild combination.
Suggs connects with a body shot.
Suggs scores with a nice head shot.
Suggs slips a jab and a cross from Graham.
Graham misses with a double jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Suggs, right into the meat.
No joy there for Graham, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Graham throws a right hand that Suggs ducks under and follows up with a left that Suggs also avoids with ease.
Terrell Suggs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suggs works the jab nicely.

Graham is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Graham avoids a punch combination nicely.
Oh Graham is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Suggs lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Terrell Suggs!
In his post fight interview, Terrell Suggs started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
67%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Arthur Pogi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Pogi
vs
Thomas

185 cm
28
203 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

184 cm
33
194 lbs
23 - 14 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arthur Pogi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Karl Thomas!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pogi shoots in for a takedown but Thomas shows good takedown defense.
Thomas plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Thomas connects with an inside leg kick.
Thomas stuffs the takedown attempt from Pogi. Pogi gets slowly back to his feet.
Thomas lands a nice shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thomas slaps away a takedown attempt from Pogi, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Arthur Pogi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
An inside leg kick lands from Thomas.
Pogi checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Thomas lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Thomas looks to land a right hand but Pogi moved out of range.
Thomas connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Thomas stuffs the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Thomas.
Pogi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Oooooh!!! Thomas has knocked Pogi down with a huge combo! Thomas steps away and waves a wobbly Pogi back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Pogi is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thomas weaves into range and cracks Pogi right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Pogi goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Thomas is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Karl Thomas!
Karl Thomas very nearly forgot to thank >>> Blitz Formula 5000 (159++) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
85%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dwight Howard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oskar Winogrodzki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dwight Howard has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Howard
vs
Winogrodzki

211 cm
24
265 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

196 cm
25
285 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dwight Howard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Oskar Winogrodzki!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Howard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Winogrodzki listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Winogrodzki throws a hook to the side of Howard's head but Howard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Howard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winogrodzki throws out the jab.
Winogrodzki connects with a right hand. Howard shakes it off.
Howard is looking to chop away at Winogrodzki's legs.
Winogrodzki lands a jab.
Howard moves out of range of the strikes.
A chopping leg kick lands by Howard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Howard scores with a body shot.
Winogrodzki blocks a jab.
Winogrodzki misses the shot to the body.
Howard will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Howard throws a head kick that Winogrodzki semi-blocks.

It looks like Oskar Winogrodzki has been cut.
Winogrodzki connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Howard momentarily.
Winogrodzki on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Howard throws a head kick that Winogrodzki semi-blocks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Howard catches Winogrodzki right on the button with a cross.
Howard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Winogrodzki at a distance.
Howard's corner calls for a 1-2. Howard obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Howard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Winogrodzki.
Nice body kick from Howard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Winogrodzki jabs Howard to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Howard ducks right into an uppercut from Winogrodzki.
Winogrodzki misses with a hook.
Winogrodzki throws a poor cross that misses
and Howard counters with a nice kick to the body.
Howard just misses with a punch to the body.
Howard goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Howard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winogrodzki manages to avoid it.
Winogrodzki has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Howard.
Winogrodzki loads up on a big right hand but Howard slips the punch.
Howard looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Winogrodzki throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Howard with a nice cross.
A head kick from Howard lands but Winogrodzki takes it in his stride.
Dwight Howard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Howard tries a head kick but it misses.
Winogrodzki uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Howard.
Winogrodzki avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Howard tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Winogrodzki takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A head kick misses from Howard.
Howard cracks the inside of Winogrodzki's front leg.
Nice body kick from Howard.
Winogrodzki lands with a hook. Howard tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Howard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Howard moves out of range of the body kick.
Howard walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winogrodzki connects with a leg kick. Howard looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Winogrodzki throws a half hearted mid kick.
Howard misses with an uppercut.
Howard throws a head kick but Winogrodzki moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Winogrodzki.
Winogrodzki fails to land with a series of punches.
Howard works Winogrodzki's body with a nice hook.
Howard tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Winogrodzki throws a looping overhand right but Howard ducks down to avoid it.
Howard thumps Winogrodzki with a low kick.
Howard with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Howard moves out of range as Winogrodzki throws a body kick.
Winogrodzki misses with a straight left.
Winogrodzki steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Howard.
Howard tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Winogrodzki digs a good hook to Howard's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Howard tries a head kick but it misses.
Howard slips under a jab from Winogrodzki.
Howard takes one on the button.
Howard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Winogrodzki. Winogrodzki obviously looking to wear him down.
Howard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Winogrodzki was well out of range. Poor timing from Howard.
Winogrodzki throws a series of punches but Howard moves out of range.
Howard scores with a nice body kick.
Howard dips to his left and cracks Winogrodzki with an uppercut!
Howard explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Winogrodzki's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Winogrodzki moves out of range as Howard strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Howard goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The fighters circle momentarily. Howard darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Winogrodzki checks a low kick from Howard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dwight Howard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Oskar Winogrodzki's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Howard misses with a head kick.
Howard pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Howard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Howard throws a body punch but Winogrodzki moves out of range.
Howard throws a head kick but Winogrodzki moves out of range.
Howard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Winogrodzki dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Howard looks to land a body kick but Winogrodzki moved away.
Howard is looking to slow Winogrodzki down with leg kicks.
Howard throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Howard lands with a cross.
Winogrodzki throws a body punch but Howard moves out of range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Winogrodzki might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Howard has got the better of the exchanges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Howard explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Howard misses with a wild combination.
Howard swings for the body but Winogrodzki moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Winogrodzki throws a poor cross that misses
and Howard counters with an outside leg kick.
Howard tries a head kick but it misses.
Howard misses with a head kick.
Winogrodzki jabs Howard to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Howard. Winogrodzki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Howard loads up on a big right hand but Winogrodzki slips the punch.
Winogrodzki fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Howard manages to avoid it.
Good shot there by Winogrodzki.
Howard cracks a nice hook into Winogrodzki's ribs.
A big right from Winogrodzki misses.
Howard scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Winogrodzki scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Howard is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Howard catches Winogrodzki with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Winogrodzki takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Winogrodzki avoids the head kick by Howard.
Winogrodzki slips a jab and a cross from Howard.
Howard takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Howard checks a leg kick.
Howard just misses with a punch to the body.
Winogrodzki throws a hook but Howard blocks it.
Howard connects with the punch.
Howard throws a head kick that misses.
Winogrodzki pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Winogrodzki fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Howard manages to avoid it.
Howard misses with a hook.
Howard thumps Winogrodzki with a low kick.
Howard throws a low kick but it's checked well by Winogrodzki.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Howard misses.
Howard throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Howard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winogrodzki throws out the jab.
Howard takes a swing at Winogrodzki's ribcage but misses.
Howard scores with a shot to the body.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Winogrodzki in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Winogrodzki with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Howard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Winogrodzki moves away.
Howard tries a head kick but it misses.
Winogrodzki throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Winogrodzki has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Howard.
Howard misses with a looping right.
Nice shot by Winogrodzki.
Winogrodzki is looking to score with low kicks.
Howard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Howard throws a looping overhand right but Winogrodzki ducks down to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Winogrodzki avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Howard throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Winogrodzki lands a two punch combo.
Howard takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Winogrodzki connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Howard's hands.
Winogrodzki takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Howard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Winogrodzki at a distance.
Howard defending well as Winogrodzki loads up on a big left hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Winogrodzki. That snapped Howard's head back.
Howard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Howard throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Howard throws a lazy right hand but Winogrodzki sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Howard lands the left hand.
Howard throws a body punch but Winogrodzki moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dwight Howard will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Oskar Winogrodzki's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Winogrodzki lunges at Howard with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Howard's hand.
Winogrodzki scores with a kick to the body.
Winogrodzki ducks under a wild hook from Howard.
Howard gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Howard throws a head kick but Winogrodzki moves out of range.
Dwight Howard is winning the standup battle so far.
Winogrodzki delivers a nice body kick.
Howard changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Howard looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Winogrodzki misses with a straight left.
A big right from Howard misses.
Howard connects with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Howard lands with a nice body punch.
Howard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Howard misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Howard lands a head kick. Winogrodzki smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Howard staying out of range there.
Howard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Howard lets loose with a powerful body kick. Winogrodzki will feel that in the morning.
Howard lands a leg kick that knocks Winogrodzki off balance momentarily.
Howard takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Winogrodzki slips under a jab.
Howard throws a sloppy head kick and Winogrodzki moves out of range easily.
Winogrodzki lands the left hand.
Nice defenses there by Howard.
Winogrodzki connects with a nice looking jab.
Winogrodzki jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Howard just misses with a punch to the body.
Howard lands a leg kick that knocks Winogrodzki off balance momentarily.
Oskar Winogrodzki has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Winogrodzki blocks the leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Howard moves out of range of the body kick.
Howard moves out of range of the strikes.
Winogrodzki looks to score with a jab to the body but Howard is just out of range.
Winogrodzki throws a lazy right hand but Howard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Howard slips a straight right by Winogrodzki.
Winogrodzki connects with a jab.
Howard on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A big right from Howard misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Howard misses the target.
A slow jab from Howard misses its intended target.
Howard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Winogrodzki.
Howard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Winogrodzki was well out of range. Poor timing from Howard.
Winogrodzki avoids the head kick by Howard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Howard misses with a few strikes there.
Howard lands a nice looking kick to the body. Winogrodzki takes a step back to recover.
Howard ducks under a wild hook from Winogrodzki.
Howard scores with a jab to the jaw.
Howard scores with a jab to the body.
Howard fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Howard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Winogrodzki avoids the body shot from Howard.
Howard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winogrodzki throws out the jab.
Nice uppercut there from Howard.
Howard throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Winogrodzki looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Howard throws a quick inside leg kick.
Howard throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Howard throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Winogrodzki throws a hook but Howard avoids it easily.
Howard pushes Winogrodzki away with a front kick.
A punch combination from Howard misses.
Winogrodzki ducks under a wild hook from Howard.
Winogrodzki tries to land a front kick but Howard steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Winogrodzki digs a good body shot into Howard's ribs.
Winogrodzki ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Winogrodzki connects with an inside leg kick.
Winogrodzki connects with a right hand. Howard shakes it off.

Winogrodzki drops Howard with a big left hand and mounts him. Howard is in big trouble!

Howard is rocked!
Winogrodzki postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Howard badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Winogrodzki around the waist but Winogrodzki pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Winogrodzki is the winner by TKO! Winogrodzki jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oskar Winogrodzki!
Oskar Winogrodzki thanked the fans post fight for their support.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ascension Bjj Expert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xiao Long Li (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Li comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Dragon Punch! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Xiao Long Li has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bjj Expert
vs
Long Li

170 cm
32
155 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

172 cm
35
150 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Tab out

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ascension Bjj Expert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Xiao Long Li!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bjj Expert shoots in but Li avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bjj Expert tries to score with a low kick but Li moves his leg out of the way.
Bjj Expert fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Li avoids it really well and circles away.

Bjj Expert bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Li wants to control but Bjj Expert postures up.
Bjj Expert working the head with strikes.
Li is trying to get back to half guard.
You can see the frustration on Li's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Li tries to bench press Bjj Expert off him but Bjj Expert keeps the position.
Bjj Expert trying to control the position but Li is working away.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bjj Expert is chipping away with strikes.
Bjj Expert working the ground and pound but Li is defending the strikes.
Bjj Expert tries to score with some ground and pound. Li controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Sloppy strikes there by Bjj Expert.
Li manages to work his way to half guard, despite Bjj Expert's best efforts.
Bjj Expert scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Bjj Expert missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bjj Expert not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bjj Expert prevents Li from improving his position.
Li trying to hold on to Bjj Expert's head to control him but Bjj Expert postures up.
Bjj Expert not doing much here.
Bjj Expert working the head and body with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bjj Expert performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bjj Expert missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bjj Expert has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Li is looking to improve his position.
Bjj Expert thows a huge punch but Li dodges it nicely.
Li avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bjj Expert.
Bjj Expert is trying to control. Li wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Bjj Expert is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Li is just riding it out for now. Bjj Expert eventually gives up the hold.
Li keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bjj Expert seems to be looking for submissions.
Bjj Expert throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Li slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Bjj Expert trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bjj Expert trying to control but Li is working from the bottom.
Li is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Bjj Expert avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bjj Expert working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Li's head.
Bjj Expert trying to control the position from guard on top but Li is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bjj Expert stands and throws Li's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Li struggling a bit here.
Li dodges the ground and pound from Bjj Expert.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bjj Expert has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Bjj Expert tries to control but Li wriggling away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bjj Expert landing strikes from the mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ascension Bjj Expert dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bjj Expert checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bjj Expert shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Li as he avoids it easily.
Bjj Expert takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Li bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bjj Expert is trying to control Li's posture but Li avoids it.
Li cracks Bjj Expert with a big elbow.
Bjj Expert tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Li misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Bjj Expert tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Li working the head and body with strikes.
Bjj Expert is trying to control Li's posture but Li avoids it.
Li working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Li wants to control but Bjj Expert is keeping him busy.
Bjj Expert gets back to half guard.
Bjj Expert works his way to full guard. Good work.
Ascension Bjj Expert overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bjj Expert controls Li momentarily but Li frees himself.
Bjj Expert is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Bjj Expert escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Li gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bjj Expert preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bjj Expert lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Li!
Li manages to regain half guard. Good work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Li is refusing to be controlled, as Bjj Expert sits in half guard.
Li gets full guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bjj Expert missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Bjj Expert got a little sloppy there for a moment and Li has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bjj Expert has managed to get both his arms back between Li's legs - danger averted.
Li wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Bjj Expert throws an elbow that misses. Li uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bjj Expert's guard. Nice move by Li!
Bjj Expert wants to sweep here but Li controlling him for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bjj Expert striking off his back but it's not causing Li any problems.
Bjj Expert looking for a sweep. Not yet Bjj Expert, not yet.

Bjj Expert throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Li trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Bjj Expert looking for a guillotine here but Li defends easily.

Bjj Expert is looking for a triangle but Li pushes his legs off easily.
Bjj Expert has Li pulled in close to control his posture.
Li throws a big right hand that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bjj Expert is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Li wants to control from the top but Bjj Expert keeps moving.
Bjj Expert is trying to control the position but Li postures up.

Bjj Expert is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bjj Expert looking to hit a scissor sweep but Li is one step ahead there.
Bjj Expert working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Li.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bjj Expert wants to sweep here but Li controlling him for the moment.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Bjj Expert has his foot on Li's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Li works his way back into a safe position though.
Li trying to control but Bjj Expert is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ascension Bjj Expert will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Bjj Expert ducks under a wild hook from Li.
Li connects with a body shot.
Li uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bjj Expert.
Bjj Expert throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bjj Expert uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Li.
Bjj Expert shoots for a takedown but Li saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bjj Expert tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Li swivels and escapes.
Bjj Expert changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Li tries to avoid it but Bjj Expert manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Li to the ground. Li escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ascension Bjj Expert. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Li shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Li was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Bjj Expert tries to buck Li off but Li is having none of it.
Li scores with punches from side control.
Li throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Li wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bjj Expert keeps working.
Li lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Bjj Expert down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Li wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bjj Expert keeps working.
Bjj Expert is looking to reverse the position.
Bjj Expert manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Bjj Expert throws a strike but Li avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Bjj Expert postures up.
Bjj Expert stands and throws Li's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Li sneaks back into half guard.
Li works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bjj Expert engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Li avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Li keeping full guard, as Bjj Expert tries to pass.
Li keeping moving, preventing Bjj Expert from controlling successfully.
Bjj Expert throwing strikes but missing.
Li keeping moving, preventing Bjj Expert from controlling successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bjj Expert throwing strikes but missing.
Li is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bjj Expert wants to pass the guard but Li is keeping the position.
Bjj Expert engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Ascension Bjj Expert.
Li is looking to clinch.
Li swats away the attempt to clinch by Bjj Expert.

Bjj Expert tries to sprawl but Li drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Bjj Expert wants to control but Li is keeping busy.
Li working the head and body with strikes.

Bjj Expert actively working from the bottom here.
Bjj Expert trying to control but Li postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Li is taking a breather. Bjj Expert says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Bjj Expert moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Bjj Expert keeping moving, preventing Li from controlling successfully.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bjj Expert holds on and takes a little breather.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

Bjj Expert has his foot on Li's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Li works his way back into a safe position though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Li lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Li preventing the sweep.
Li is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Xiao Long Li.
I think Bjj Expert has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Ascension Bjj Expert!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Ascension Bjj Expert!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Ascension Bjj Expert!

Ascension Bjj Expert wins by unanimous decision!
A victorious Ascension Bjj Expert thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
67%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gkghkgj Gjkgkg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gjkgkg's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, No Remorse. Snake is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Gjkgkg
vs
Snake

191 cm
25
398 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

196 cm
27
270 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

TWGC Champion
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gkghkgj Gjkgkg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jake Snake!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snake moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Snake scores with a takedown into Gjkgkg's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Gjkgkg has Snake pulled in close to control his posture.

Gjkgkg is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Snake with a flurry of punches that miss.
Snake wants to pass the guard but Gjkgkg is keeping the position.
Snake working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Snake wants to control from the top but Gjkgkg keeps moving.
Snake wants to pass the guard but Gjkgkg is keeping the position.

Gjkgkg has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Snake can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snake passes Gjkgkg's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Snake missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Gjkgkg wants to control but Snake is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Snake is looking to advance position but Gjkgkg won't allow it.
Gjkgkg is looking to get back to full guard here but Snake has managed to pass to side control instead.
You can see the frustration on Gjkgkg's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Snake trying to control the position but Gjkgkg is working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snake lands some shots froms side control.
Snake has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Gjkgkg is trying to control Snake's posture but Snake avoids it.
Snake scores with a couple of short elbows.
Snake is looking to take a break and control but Gjkgkg is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Snake in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snake throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Snake wants to control but Gjkgkg is keeping him busy.

Snake tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snake throws an elbow but Gjkgkg slips to the side and avoids it well.
Gjkgkg wants to get back to his feet.
Snake lands a decent elbow from side control.
Snake scoring with punches from side control.
Gjkgkg can't do much from the bottom here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gjkgkg takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Snake trying to control the position but Gjkgkg is working away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gjkgkg is looking for a sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gjkgkg takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Snake scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Gjkgkg is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Snake can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jake Snake!
A relieved looking Jake Snake thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
53%

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shaquille Oneal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Stand Up To be C**ted. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Oneal
vs
The One Armed Man

213 cm
24
277 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

185 cm
27
240 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shaquille Oneal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The One Armed Man swings for the body but Oneal moves out of range.
The One Armed Man moves to clinch but Oneal breaks away
and Oneal counters with an inside leg kick.
Oneal shoots in looking for a takedown. The One Armed Man tries to sprawl out of it but Oneal keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. The One Armed Man manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
The One Armed Man avoids a kick to the body.
The One Armed Man takes a swing at Oneal's ribcage but misses.
The One Armed Man lands a nice hook to Oneal's body. Oneal takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Oneal misses with a looping left.
Oneal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The One Armed Man scores with a leg kick.
Oneal throws a chopping leg kick but The One Armed Man manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Oneal moves out of range of the strikes.
The One Armed Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The One Armed Man, right into the meat.
The One Armed Man tests Oneal's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The One Armed Man misses with an uppercut.
Oneal displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The One Armed Man throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man thows a body shot but no joy.
Oneal throws a nice looking combination but The One Armed Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The One Armed Man takes a swing at Oneal's ribcage but misses.
Oneal's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The One Armed Man connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Oneal scrambles back to his feet.
The One Armed Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Oneal is just out of range.
The One Armed Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Oneal.
Oneal ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oneal scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A bone on bone clash there as Oneal blocks the leg kick.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Oneal.
Oneal fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Oneal checks a leg kick.
The One Armed Man slips under a jab from Oneal.
Oneal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The One Armed Man moves away.
The One Armed Man throws a jab when Oneal was well out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oneal checks a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oneal throws a front kick aimed at The One Armed Man's knee but The One Armed Man avoids it well.
Oneal throws a leg kick but The One Armed Man sees it coming and moves out of range.
The One Armed Man scores with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oneal looks for the body kick but The One Armed Man saw that one coming.
The One Armed Man throws a shot from downtown. Oneal moves away and avoids it.
Oneal just misses with a punch to the body.
Oneal defending well as The One Armed Man loads up on a big left hand.
The One Armed Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Oneal has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Oneal takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Oneal scores with a head kick. The One Armed Man tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

It looks like Joe The One Armed Man has been cut.
The One Armed Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Oneal has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A telegraphed right hand from Oneal misses the target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Oneal lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The One Armed Man has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The One Armed Man and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Oneal shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Oneal with the ground and pound but The One Armed Man uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Oneal throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The One Armed Man works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Oneal looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The One Armed Man is trying to keep Oneal in close.
Oneal will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oneal looking to sit in guard and control but The One Armed Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Oneal holds on and takes a little breather.

Oneal looking for a guillotine here but The One Armed Man defends easily.
Oneal is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man cracks Oneal with a solid left hand.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The One Armed Man working some strikes from top position.
The One Armed Man has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Oneal wants to hit a switch here but The One Armed Man passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Oneal there!
Oneal tries to hold on but The One Armed Man pushes him away.
Oneal tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Oneal regains half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oneal keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Shaquille Oneal will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Joe The One Armed Man's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Nice shot lands for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Oneal moves out of range of the leg kick from The One Armed Man.
Oneal swinging wildly here.
The One Armed Man misses with a low kick.
The One Armed Man wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The One Armed Man dodges the punch combination from Oneal.
The One Armed Man moves in looking to clinch but Oneal pushes him off.
Oneal lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as The One Armed Man backs up against the cage.
Oneal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The One Armed Man throws a solid leg kick but Oneal takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The One Armed Man.
Oneal throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Oneal swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The One Armed Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Oneal has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

The One Armed Man moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oneal working hard to break the clinch.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Shaquille Oneal has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands an uppercut.
The One Armed Man has a couple of punches blocked by Oneal.
The One Armed Man scores with a shot to the side of Oneal's head.
The One Armed Man looking to throw knees to the head but Oneal is blocking nicely.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The One Armed Man just misses with a elbow thrown towards Oneal's brow.
Oneal wants to break the clinch but can't.
Oneal jumps guard but The One Armed Man stands there with Oneal around his waist. Oneal gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
A frustrated look appears on Oneal's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Oneal blocks an uppercut.
The One Armed Man is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Oneal is defending well for now.

Oneal breaks from the clinch.
The One Armed Man getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Oneal misses with an uppercut.
Oneal fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but The One Armed Man is out of range.
Oneal swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man moves away from the strike by Oneal.
Oneal looks to score with a jab to the body but The One Armed Man is just out of range.
The One Armed Man moves out of range as Oneal throws a body kick.
Oneal just misses with a punch to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Oneal scores with a nice strike.
The One Armed Man scores with a nice strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man throws out a loose jab but Oneal uses good head movement to avoid it.
The One Armed Man scores with a decent looking hook.

The One Armed Man instigates a clinch.

Oneal pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That kick from Oneal tenderised The One Armed Man's leg. The One Armed Man is trying to keep his angry face on.
Oneal throws a hook but The One Armed Man avoids it easily.
Oneal has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The One Armed Man finds it's way round the side to connect with Oneal's head.
The One Armed Man is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Oneal looks to throw the jab but The One Armed Man is out of range.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick but Oneal checks it.
Oneal has his takedown stuffed
and The One Armed Man counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a hook but Oneal blocks it.
Oneal tries to work over The One Armed Man's front leg with a kick but The One Armed Man checks it.
The One Armed Man scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The One Armed Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Oneal's corner calls for a 1-2. Oneal obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The One Armed Man lands a nice shot to the body.
Oneal finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Oneal gets off balance looking for a body kick
and The One Armed Man counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Oneal is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The One Armed Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Oneal.
The One Armed Man cracks a nice hook into Oneal's ribs.
Oneal misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shaquille Oneal. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oneal takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The One Armed Man lands a really nice looking cross but Oneal seems unphased.
The One Armed Man tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Oneal is able to avoid easily.
The One Armed Man scores with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The One Armed Man, as that shot connected.
The One Armed Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The One Armed Man rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Oneal moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The One Armed Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses Oneal's sensitive parts.
The One Armed Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Oneal.
The One Armed Man slips under a jab.
The One Armed Man misses with a straight left.
The One Armed Man misses with a wild body shot.
Good work by The One Armed Man as he checks the leg kick.
Oneal walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Oneal shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The One Armed Man pinned against the cage. The One Armed Man gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Joe The One Armed Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oneal throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man moves away from the strike by Oneal.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Oneal gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The One Armed Man slips a straight right by Oneal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

The One Armed Man moves forwards but Oneal connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Oneal looks to throw the jab but The One Armed Man is out of range.
The One Armed Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Oneal.
The One Armed Man pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The One Armed Man dips to his left and cracks Oneal with an uppercut!
The One Armed Man connects with a body shot that sends Oneal's belly button to the back.
The One Armed Man throws a big shot that misses.
The One Armed Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Oneal. That did some damage!
A slow jab from The One Armed Man misses its intended target.
Nice shot lands for Oneal.
The One Armed Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Both fighters circling a little - Oneal finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oneal looks to land a left hand but The One Armed Man moved out of range nicely.
The One Armed Man has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Oneal.
The One Armed Man thumps Oneal with a low kick.
Oneal connects with the punch.
Oneal looks to land a right hand but The One Armed Man moved out of range.
Oneal lands a right hook to the body.
The One Armed Man takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oneal misses with the combination.
The One Armed Man throws a jab when Oneal was well out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The One Armed Man takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Oneal connects with a good right hand that stumbles The One Armed Man. The One Armed Man circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick but Oneal moves out of range.
The One Armed Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Oneal manages to avoid it.
Oneal scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man blocks a jab.
The One Armed Man lands with an uppercut that bounces Oneal off the cage and back into range.
A leg kick checked by Oneal.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The One Armed Man lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oneal has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oneal and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Good shot there by Oneal.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Oneal's hands.
Oneal staying out of range there.
Oneal tries to score with a low kick but The One Armed Man moves his leg out of the way.
The One Armed Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Oneal's calf.
Oneal misses the jab.
Shaquille Oneal is winning the standup battle so far.
The One Armed Man misses with a series of wild punches.
The One Armed Man misses the shot to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Oneal. That's going to slow The One Armed Man down.
That kick from The One Armed Man tenderised Oneal's leg. Oneal is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jab, jab by The One Armed Man - just one landing.
The One Armed Man closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Oneal tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The One Armed Man is able to avoid easily.
Oneal gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The One Armed Man looks to land a left hand but Oneal moved out of range nicely.
The One Armed Man jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man takes one to the chin there.
The One Armed Man checks a low kick from Oneal.
Oneal sizes up The One Armed Man with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Oneal takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

The One Armed Man drives through and clinches with Oneal against the cage.
Oneal wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Oneal can't find room to land a body shot as The One Armed Man controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Oneal.
The One Armed Man looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The One Armed Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee to the head.
Oneal misses with a punch to the body.

Oneal manages to break the clinch.
The One Armed Man throws an overhand right that lands on Oneal's shoulder, as Oneal tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oneal throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oneal looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Oneal's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The One Armed Man connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Oneal scrambles back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man scores with a jab to the jaw.
The One Armed Man ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The One Armed Man thumps Oneal with a low kick.
Oneal misses with a looping left.
Oneal takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The One Armed Man moves out of range as Oneal throws a body kick.
The One Armed Man stuffs the takedown.
The One Armed Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Oneal lands a lovely overhand right.
The One Armed Man misses with a straight left.
Jab, jab by The One Armed Man - just one landing.

The One Armed Man gets a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man tries to work over Oneal's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The One Armed Man throws a head punch that misses.
Oneal has a couple of punches blocked by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man tries to land a knee to the head but Oneal blocks with his arms.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shaquille Oneal showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Oneal has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Shaquille Oneal!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Shaquille Oneal!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Shaquille Oneal!

Shaquille Oneal wins by unanimous decision!
Our winner, Shaquille Oneal, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.