NWO NY XIX PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Goring (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cabbage Patch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patch comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Stormtrooper-Pepper kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Goring
vs
Patch

198 cm
26
270 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

189 cm
26
281 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Fury Nutrition Inc.

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hanz Goring !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cabbage Patch!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, John Kavanagh and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goring swings widly with a right hand

and Patch counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

Goring looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Patch thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Patch chips away with some ground and pound.

Patch drops back looking for a leg! Goring is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Goring manages to kick Patch off! Patch jumps back into Goring 's guard.

Goring looking for a guillotine here but Patch defends easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Goring keeping moving, preventing Patch from controlling successfully.

Patch thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Patch distracts Goring with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Patch lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Patch is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patch trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Goring can't keep his opponent in guard - Patch advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

Patch is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Goring looking for submissions off his back.
Patch lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Goring is looking to improve his position.

Patch is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Patch moves into full mount! Goring won't be happy about that!
Goring sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Goring looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Patch has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Goring tries to get to full guard but Patch has control of the leg.

Goring actively working from the bottom here.
Patch is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Goring !
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Patch looking to control but Goring is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Goring regains half guard.
Patch working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Goring looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Patch seems to be looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Goring looking for a kimura from the bottom but Patch passes into side control!
Goring is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patch lands some shots froms side control.
Patch in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Patch scoring with punches from side control.

Patch is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Goring is trying to escape and Patch transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Goring is forced to tap! Nice work there by Patch! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Cabbage Patch!
Cabbage Patch decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
74%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Rocco Sifreddi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Du Arschloch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sifreddi comes to the cage accompanied by I'm too sexy. Rocco Sifreddi could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Du Arschloch 's chin.

Sifreddi
vs
Arschloch

190 cm
20
145 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

177 cm
21
142 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Determined

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rocco Sifreddi!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Du Arschloch !
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Bruno Lombardi and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arschloch misses with a takedown attempt
and Sifreddi counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sifreddi lands with an uppercut that bounces Arschloch off the cage and back into range.
Sifreddi connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Sifreddi throws a body punch but Arschloch moves out of range.
Sifreddi lands a jab.
Sifreddi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sifreddi lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Arschloch is rocked!
Sifreddi lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Arschloch out cold! Arschloch is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Rocco Sifreddi!
Rocco Sifreddi retains his bantamweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Rocco Sifreddi thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

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A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain America (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Gonzales (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). America 's entrance music is Captain America . A fine choice. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

America
vs
Gonzales

210 cm
26
265 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
266 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Captain America !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Michael Gonzales !
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Anthony Taglia and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
America fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from America is defended easily by Gonzales .
America circles away from the clinch attempt.

America closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Gonzales to the mat! Gonzales manages to get full guard.
America in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Gonzales really doesn't want to stay on the ground with America . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
America cracks Gonzales with a solid left hand.
Gonzales avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gonzales is trying to keep America in close.
America distracts Gonzales with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
America passes Gonzales 's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
America missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Gonzales wants to get back to his feet.

America looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
America lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gonzales has hold of America 's hands but America slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

America is looking for a kimura here.

America seems to be trying to get a kimura but instead Gonzales has recovered full guard.
America lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
America landing with the ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
America stands up over Gonzales , holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gonzales is trying to control the position from the bottom.
America landing some decent shots from guard.

America decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Gonzales , up you get!
America fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Captain America . That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck for America with that takedown attempt.

America bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Gonzales is looking for a sweep.
Check out the look on America 's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!

America decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Gonzales is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
America dives in and grabs Gonzales 's left leg, looking for a takedown. Gonzales pushes down on America 's head and hops out.

America looking to score a takedown here. Gonzales is defending well but America drives through and ends up in Gonzales 's guard.
Gonzales looking for a sweep. Not yet Gonzales , not yet.
Gonzales looks winded!
America cracks Gonzales with a solid left hand.

America stands and steps away. Gonzales gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
America shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Gonzales counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
America will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.

Gonzales has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing America to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Gonzales is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - America pulls down on the head and he's put Gonzales to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Captain America !
Captain America retains his super heavyweight title!
After the fight, Captain America was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
68%

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slick Customer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Benton Jung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jung has chosen 'Swing Low, Sweet Cheerio' by Alice Cooper as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Customer
vs
Jung

210 cm
19
220 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
265 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

DTK Designs (Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Slick Customer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Benton Jung!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Jorge Garcia and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Customer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jung tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Customer was well out of range. Poor timing from Jung.
Jung has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Customer.
Customer cracks the inside of Jung's front leg.
Customer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jung. That did some damage!
Jung jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jung moves in looking to clinch but Customer pushes him off.
A big right from Jung misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Customer, right into the meat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Customer.
Jung looks winded!
Customer shoots in for a double leg but Jung sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Customer feints and then cracks Jung's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jung down.
Customer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jung has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jung takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jung's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Customer scores with a nice body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Customer, right into the meat.
Jung throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Customer lands with a kick to the temple. Jung shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Benton Jung has been cut.
Customer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Customer fakes the leg kick and cracks Jung in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jung takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Customer lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jung will feel that in the morning.
Customer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Good leg kick by Customer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Customer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Customer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Customer throws a front kick that sends Jung stumbling back into the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A chopping leg kick lands by Customer.
Customer delivers a nice body kick.
Customer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Customer looks for a takedown but Jung sprawls well.
Jung takes a kick to the side of the head.
Good leg kick by Customer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Customer, right into the meat.
Good leg kick by Customer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Customer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A chopping leg kick lands by Customer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Customer scores with a leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Customer.
Both fighters circling a little - Customer finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Customer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jung takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jung chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Customer can pounce on him.
Jung takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Customer lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jung will feel that in the morning.
Customer lands with a slapping head kick.
Customer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Customer lands a head kick!

That has opened up Benton Jung's cut even more.
Customer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Customer connects with a solid leg kick.
Customer throws a leg kick which misses Jung's front leg but catches the back leg as Jung tries to avoid it.
Nice body kick from Customer.
Jung has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Customer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Customer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Customer throws a nice head kick!
Customer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Customer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Customer finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jung takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Customer sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks Jung to the ground! Customer dives into full mount looking to finish!

Customer looking to isolate an arm here. Jung doesn't see it coming and as Customer extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Customer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Slick Customer!
Slick Customer retains his heavyweight title!
Slick Customer decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.