TUM I - Round 1 B PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santiago De Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Loblaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

De Jesus
vs
Loblaw

190 cm
19
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santiago De Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bob Loblaw!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Loblaw misses.
Loblaw lands with a cross.
Loblaw throws a combination that misses
and De Jesus counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
De Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Loblaw.
De Jesus tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Loblaw counters by clinching up.
Loblaw lands with a light punch inside.
De Jesus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A nice left hand lands by Loblaw.
Loblaw lands a hook that snaps the head of De Jesus backwards.
De Jesus misses with a hook to the ribs.
De Jesus struggles to land a body shot inside as Loblaw controls his hands.

Loblaw pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
De Jesus tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Loblaw counters by moving into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loblaw lands with a left to the head.
A right hand to the body from Loblaw.
Loblaw lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Loblaw lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Loblaw.
Loblaw lands with a left to the head.
Loblaw works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
De Jesus is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Loblaw.
Come on Loblaw - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Loblaw lands with a left to the head.

Loblaw's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
De Jesus moves away from the strike by Loblaw.
Loblaw thows a left - swing and a miss!
De Jesus looks to clinch

and Loblaw counters with a crisp one two that drops De Jesus! Loblaw thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves De Jesus to his feet! De Jesus is in big trouble!

De Jesus is rocked!
The fighters circle momentarily. De Jesus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Loblaw throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
De Jesus closes the distance but Loblaw moves to the side
and Loblaw counters with a stiff right hand.
Oh De Jesus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Loblaw slips a jab and a cross from De Jesus.
De Jesus seems to have got his legs back now.
De Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Loblaw.
De Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Loblaw.
Loblaw jabbing away but nothing is landing.
De Jesus throws a combination that misses
and Loblaw counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps De Jesus thinking.
Santiago De Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Loblaw.
Loblaw jabs at De Jesus's body.
De Jesus throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Loblaw scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw lands with a shot to the body.
Loblaw lands with a hook. De Jesus tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
De Jesus takes a jab right on the kisser.
De Jesus misses with a double jab.
De Jesus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
De Jesus tries to clinch

and Loblaw counters by moving into the clinch.
Loblaw scores with an uppercut up the middle.
De Jesus throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Loblaw blocks it with crossed arms.
De Jesus working aggressively here.
Loblaw softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Loblaw manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Loblaw pushes De Jesus back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Loblaw lands a nice shot to the body.

Loblaw breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Loblaw circles away from the clinch attempt

and Loblaw counters by clinching up.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
De Jesus takes a shot to the head.
De Jesus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Loblaw manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
De Jesus can't break the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Loblaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loblaw lands a right hand.
De Jesus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Loblaw digs a right hand underneath De Jesus's ribcage. De Jesus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Loblaw is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Loblaw dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Loblaw circles away from the clinch attempt
and Loblaw counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Loblaw swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De Jesus tries to clinch up

and Loblaw holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Loblaw scores with a nice short uppercut.
Loblaw softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Loblaw lands with a short shot to the head.
De Jesus tries to throw a body punch but Loblaw avoids it by throwing De Jesus back against the cage.
Loblaw blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Loblaw lands a left hand that snaps the head of De Jesus backwards.
Loblaw lands with a short shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Loblaw lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Loblaw prevents De Jesus from breaking the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loblaw pushes De Jesus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Loblaw stalling the fight.
De Jesus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Loblaw stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Loblaw lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Loblaw lands a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
De Jesus misses with a knee strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Loblaw.
Loblaw lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of De Jesus backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short body shot lands from Loblaw as the two fighters clinch.
Loblaw scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Loblaw lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Loblaw lands a body punch in the clinch.
Loblaw lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Loblaw lands a body shot.

Loblaw breaks the clinch.
Loblaw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Loblaw fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Jesus moves away from the strike by Loblaw.
Loblaw swings for the body but De Jesus moves out of range.
Loblaw throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Santiago De Jesus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
De Jesus walks into a straight right hand from Loblaw.
De Jesus tries to clinch up
and Loblaw counters with a big right hand! Oh De Jesus is in trouble here! Loblaw follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bob Loblaw!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rome Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes to the cage accompanied by Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. Jones has chosen Eminem & Royce Da 5'9 - Above the Law as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hanson
vs
Jones

182 cm
19
208 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
19
220 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rome Jones!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Hanson. No joy for Jones on that attempt.
Jones will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hanson as he avoids it easily.
Pauline Hanson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rome Jones.
Horrible takedown by Jones or perhaps it was just good defense by Hanson which made him look bad.
Jones dives in for a single leg takedown but Hanson sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Hanson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones tries to pull guard but Hanson won't allow it.
Hanson lands a right hand.
Hanson lands a nice uppercut.

Hanson manages to break the clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jones.
Jones looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hanson is fending him off so far but Jones persists. Nope, Hanson circles away and we're back to standing.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hanson as he avoids it easily.
Jones shoots in looking for a takedown. Hanson tries to sprawl out of it but Jones keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hanson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jones tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hanson defends well and Jones ends up having to push Hanson into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson lands with a right to the head.
Hanson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hanson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hanson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hanson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones looks winded!

Hanson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hanson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jones.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but Hanson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hanson as he avoids it easily.
Jones shoots in and drives through. Hanson sprawls well.
Hanson leaves Jones with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jones fails to land the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones shoots in but no luck this time.
Jones shoots in but Hanson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jones shoots in but no luck this time.
Jones closes the distance and clinches up with Hanson, looking for a takedown. Jones pushes Hanson against the cage but Hanson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Hanson is just out of range.
Hanson stuffs the takedown.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jones is defended easily by Hanson.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but Hanson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hanson counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Rome Jones has been cut.
Jones tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hanson swivels and escapes.
Jones darts in looking for a takedown but Hanson gets double underhooks and turns Jones into the cage.
Hanson lands with a right to the head.

Hanson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hanson defends well and Jones ends up having to push Hanson into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Hanson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones looking for a takedown.
Hanson lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Jones is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hanson.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Hanson finish him?
Hanson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hanson pushes Jones against the cage. Hanson is working some dirty boxing. Hanson pushes off with a quick right hook! Jones goes down! Jones tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Hanson moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pauline Hanson!
Post fight, an emotional Pauline Hanson said 'My language has been murdered. My language has been murdered. My shopping trolley murdered. My groceries just gone!'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
51%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Justin Velemir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clark Preston (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Preston has chosen Bad Guy as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Velemir
vs
Preston

186 cm
19
217 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

184 cm
19
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Justin Velemir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clark Preston!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Velemir fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Velemir avoids the body shot from Preston.
Velemir throws a lazy uppercut
and Preston counters with a stiff right hand.
Preston connects with a looping right hand.
Velemir ducks under a wild hook from Preston.
Velemir slips under a jab from Preston.
Velemir steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Preston.
Nice defenses there by Velemir.
Velemir throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Preston lands a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Preston misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from Preston misses its intended target.
Preston cracks Velemir with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Preston.
Velemir takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Velemir. Preston does a little dance to reset his feet.
Preston scores with the left hand. Velemir knows he should have avoided that one.
Velemir avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Velemir defending well as Preston loads up on a big left hand.
Preston slips under a jab from Velemir.
Preston throws a hook to the side of Velemir's head but Velemir sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A big right from Velemir misses.
Preston waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Velemir.

Velemir drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Velemir works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Velemir sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Preston defending well though.
Preston looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Velemir scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Preston is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Velemir scores with a couple of nice shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Velemir lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Velemir looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Preston with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Preston taking some punishment here, with Velemir in his half guard.
Velemir working the head and body with strikes.
Preston is trying to stand up here but Velemir is controlling him well.
Velemir scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Velemir tries to pass the half guard into mount. Preston knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Velemir thows a huge punch but Preston dodges it nicely.
Velemir is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Preston is trying to stand.
Velemir lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Preston can do anything to dispel that myth.
Preston looks like he's trying to stand up.
Velemir has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Velemir tries to pass the half guard into mount. Preston knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Preston keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Preston really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Velemir. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Velemir seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Velemir slips a nice elbow through Preston's hands, connecting with Preston's forehead.
Velemir lands strikes from half guard.
Velemir thows a huge punch but Preston dodges it nicely.
Preston has hold of Velemir's hands but Velemir slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Preston is rocked!
Velemir scores with a big shot! Preston's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Preston! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Justin Velemir!
A victorious Justin Velemir thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
76%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Patrick McDonnell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lance Legstrong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Patrick McDonnell
vs
Legstrong

194 cm
19
204 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
212 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Michael Patrick McDonnell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lance Legstrong!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDonnell lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

McDonnell tries to sprawl but Legstrong drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Legstrong perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
McDonnell is looking to control Legstrong's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McDonnell avoid being mounted?
Legstrong is looking to advance position but McDonnell won't allow it.

Legstrong is trying to work for a kimura but McDonnell is defending well.
McDonnell is looking for a sweep. Legstrong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Legstrong is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Legstrong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McDonnell is just riding it out for now. Legstrong eventually gives up the hold.
McDonnell wants to control but Legstrong is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonnell is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Legstrong is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

Legstrong is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Legstrong is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed McDonnell to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
McDonnell is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legstrong wants to control from the top but McDonnell keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McDonnell is trying to keep Legstrong in close.
McDonnell keeping moving, preventing Legstrong from controlling successfully.
Legstrong sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McDonnell's guard.
McDonnell wants to get back to full guard.
McDonnell trying to control from the bottom.
McDonnell regains full guard. Nicely done.
Legstrong is stalling in the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonnell avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Legstrong seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Legstrong postures up.
Legstrong wants to pass the guard but McDonnell is keeping the position.
Legstrong is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Lance Legstrong hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Legstrong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McDonnell.
McDonnell tried to score with a low kick but Legstrong checks it.
Legstrong tries to land a front kick but McDonnell steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Legstrong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McDonnell slips a jab from Legstrong.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonnell tries a head kick but it misses.
McDonnell misses with a body kick.

McDonnell gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McDonnell keeping moving, preventing Legstrong from controlling successfully.
McDonnell looking for a sweep. Not yet McDonnell, not yet.
McDonnell working a defensive guard here.
Legstrong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McDonnell swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McDonnell keeping moving, preventing Legstrong from controlling successfully.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Legstrong sitting in guard here, content to control.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Lance Legstrong hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McDonnell.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lance Legstrong dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

McDonnell throws a chopping leg kick but Legstrong manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McDonnell misses with an attempted mid kick.
Legstrong ducks under a wild hook from McDonnell.
Lance Legstrong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Legstrong throws a head kick that misses.
McDonnell feints and then cracks Legstrong's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Legstrong down.
Legstrong throws a half hearted mid kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Legstrong.
Legstrong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McDonnell throws a nice inside leg kick.
Legstrong takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A clash of legs there as Legstrong blocks the low kick.
McDonnell thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Legstrong if he has to take too many more of those.
Legstrong misses with a body kick.
McDonnell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McDonnell throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Legstrong misses with a wild body shot.

Legstrong closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

Legstrong working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Legstrong thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Legstrong wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by McDonnell, who protects the arm well.
McDonnell is trying to improve his position.

Legstrong in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... McDonnell is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Lance Legstrong!
Lance Legstrong took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Those drugs kicked in at just the right time. '.