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QFC Tournament 283 Round 3 PBP Commentary |
Co-main event
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dickson Dicker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Magnifico Garuntasticos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garuntasticos comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Monkey Magic!!! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Dickson Dicker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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160 lbs
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177 cm
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163 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dickson Dicker! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Magnifico Garuntasticos! The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Dicker jabbing away but nothing is landing. Garuntasticos moves into the clinch. Garuntasticos jumps into guard, dragging Dicker to the mat.
Dicker stops Garuntasticos from standing up. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Dicker preventing the sweep. Garuntasticos is adopting a defensive guard. Dicker trying to stand up but can't free himself from Garuntasticos's guard. Dicker wants to stand and escape but instead Garuntasticos has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. Garuntasticos chips away with some ground and pound. Dicker is looking to stand up but Garuntasticos isn't so interested in that idea. Garuntasticos stands and throws Dicker's legs to the side, diving into side control.
That's one minute gone in the round. Garuntasticos is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Dicker looks calm but he's in trouble here. Garuntasticos gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Dicker is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Garuntasticos lets go of the hold and Dicker can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Magnifico Garuntasticos! Magnifico Garuntasticos took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
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hype
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FIGHT
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Main event
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between John Comesrunnin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kick Punch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that John Comesrunnin has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily John Comesrunnin seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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177 cm
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162 lbs
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180 cm
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155 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Comesrunnin! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kick Punch! The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Summer Carpenter and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Punch throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Comesrunnin's head.
It looks like John Comesrunnin has been cut. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Punch thows a leg kick but Comesrunnin checks it and Comesrunnin counters with a head kick. That will keep Punch thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks! Comesrunnin misses with a left hand and Punch counters with a lovely straight right hand! Comesrunnin has managed to clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! A nice glancing elbow lands by Comesrunnin. Comesrunnin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Punch avoids it. Punch misses with a punch on the inside.
Comesrunnin leaning his opponent against the cage. Punch can't find room to land a body shot as Comesrunnin controls the action.
Punch blocks the elbow strike.
A head punch on the inside from Comesrunnin fails to land. Comesrunnin blocks an uppercut.
Comesrunnin content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Comesrunnin misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punch. Comesrunnin missing with knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Comesrunnin trying to land knees to the body.
Punch tries to throw a body punch but Comesrunnin avoids it by throwing Punch back against the cage. Comesrunnin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Punch misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Comesrunnin. Comesrunnin stalling against the cage.
Comesrunnin lands an elbow inside. Comesrunnin lands an elbow just above Punch 's eye. Comesrunnin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Comesrunnin taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Comesrunnin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Comesrunnin creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Comesrunnin throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punch blocks it with crossed arms. Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Comesrunnin. Punch lands on the inside with an uppercut. Comesrunnin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Comesrunnin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Punch is defending well for now. Punch throws a punch but it's blocked by Comesrunnin. Comesrunnin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Comesrunnin pushes off an throws an elbow but Punch leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Comesrunnin stalling the fight.
Punch throws a punch but it's blocked by Comesrunnin. Comesrunnin lands an elbow inside that Punch shrugs off. Punch takes an elbow to the forehead. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! A nice glancing elbow lands by Comesrunnin.
Punch is rocked! Punch misses with the head strike.
Comesrunnin blocking some punches.
Punch letting Comesrunnin take a breather here. A head punch on the inside from Punch fails to land. Punch misses with the head strike.
Comesrunnin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Punch's elbow. Comesrunnin stalling in the clinch.
Comesrunnin takes a shot to the head. Punch throws a head punch that misses. Comesrunnin throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punch blocks it with crossed arms. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Comesrunnin. Punch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Comesrunnin taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Comesrunnin blocks an uppercut.
Comesrunnin leaning his opponent against the cage. Punch throws a punch but it's blocked by Comesrunnin. A head punch blocked on the inside by Comesrunnin. Punch takes an elbow to the forehead. Punch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Comesrunnin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Punch is defending well for now. Comesrunnin trying to land knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Punch. Punch misses with a short punch on the inside. Comesrunnin works on Punch's body with a couple of short punches. Comesrunnin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Punch swings wildly with an uppercut but Comesrunnin uses good head movement to avoid it. Comesrunnin lands an elbow inside that Punch shrugs off. Comesrunnin tries to land knees in the clinch but Punch avoids the damage to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Comesrunnin lands an elbow inside. Comesrunnin missing with knees to the body.
Punch has a couple of punches blocked by Comesrunnin.
Comesrunnin has a couple of punches blocked by Punch.
Punch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Comesrunnin's elbow. Comesrunnin stalls. Comesrunnin seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Punch throws a head punch that misses. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Punch misses with a hook from the clinch. Comesrunnin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Comesrunnin blocking some punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Punch misses with the head strike.
Comesrunnin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Punch avoids it. Comesrunnin lands a damaging elbow. Nice elbow from Comesrunnin. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Comesrunnin dominated that round. The cut man is working on John Comesrunnin's cut. That's time! Comesrunnin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Comesrunnin on the wrong end of a nice jab. Comesrunnin tries to clinch but Punch is having none of it. A punch lands to the side of Comesrunnin 's head but he takes it in his stride. Comesrunnin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Comesrunnin throws a nice head kick!
Punch is still on wobbly legs! Can Comesrunnin finish him? Comesrunnin fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Punch, pushing him back against the cage. Comesrunnin throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Comesrunnin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Punch avoids it. Punch misses with a punch on the inside.
Punch seems to have recovered his senses. Punch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Comesrunnin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Punch struggles to land a body shot inside as Comesrunnin controls his hands.
Comesrunnin content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Punch takes an elbow to the temple. Comesrunnin is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
John Comesrunnin has scored more points in the clinch so far. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Punch throws a punch but it's blocked by Comesrunnin.
That's one minute gone in the round. Punch throws a head punch that misses. Comesrunnin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Punch takes an elbow to the forehead. Comesrunnin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Comesrunnin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Comesrunnin dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. Comesrunnin lands an elbow inside that Punch shrugs off. Punch swings wildly with an uppercut but Comesrunnin uses good head movement to avoid it. Comesrunnin struggles to land a body shot inside as Punch controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Comesrunnin. Punch misses with a punch on the inside.
Comesrunnin lands a damaging elbow. Comesrunnin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Comesrunnin pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Punch! Comesrunnin unloads with more strikes and Punch sinks to his knees! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Comesrunnin!
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FIGHT
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