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QFC Tournament 319 Round 3 PBP Commentary |
Co-main event
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Projekti Mies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Master Floppzzy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Master Floppzzy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Projekti Mies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Master Floppzzy!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Ackerman and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mies throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Floppzzy's head.
Mies pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mies lands a leg kick that knocks Floppzzy off balance momentarily.
Floppzzy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mies looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mies - that will leave a mark!
Floppzzy shoots for a takedown but Mies saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Mies throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A telegraphed right hand from Mies misses the target.
Floppzzy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mies. Mies obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mies throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Floppzzy shoots in for a takedown but Mies shows good takedown defense.
Mies scores with a spinning back kick!
Mies misses with a body kick.
Mies feints and then cracks Floppzzy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Floppzzy down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Floppzzy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mies.
Mies pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A leg kick checked by Floppzzy.
Mies throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mies is looking to slow Floppzzy down with leg kicks.
Mies thumps Floppzzy with a low kick.
That kick from Mies tenderised Floppzzy's leg. Floppzzy is trying to keep his angry face on.
That kick from Mies tenderised Floppzzy's leg. Floppzzy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Floppzzy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Mies lands a leg kick that knocks Floppzzy off balance momentarily.
Floppzzy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Floppzzy dives in for a single leg takedown but Mies sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Projekti Mies has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Master Floppzzy.
Floppzzy looking for a takedown.
Floppzzy looks winded!
Mies successfully pulls guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mies is on top in guard.
Mies content to stall in guard here.
Mies trying to control the position from guard on top but Floppzzy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Floppzzy is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Mies has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Floppzzy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mies is one step ahead there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Floppzzy is on top in guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mies working for a triangle but Floppzzy defends it easily.
Floppzzy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mies really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Floppzzy drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Floppzzy jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Floppzzy is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Mies is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Floppzzy frees his head nicely. Oh but Mies has switched to an armbar! Floppzzy is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Projekti Mies!
A victorious Projekti Mies thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Main event
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Burt Wharf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Burt Wharf's chin.
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Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Burt Wharf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wharf tries to keep at a distance but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wharf being controlled against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling the fight.
Wharf wants to break free but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has control.
Wharf escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Burt Wharf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Dlgirhadsgklasdjf checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wharf keeps the fight on the outside.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Wharf.
Wharf throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wharf will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wants to clinch.
Wharf manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Dlgirhadsgklasdjf on his heels. He'll look to pass Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's guard now, I'm sure.
Wharf passes Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Wharf is trying to control the action in half guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wants to get back to his feet.
Wharf could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Wharf wants to pass to mount but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is defending the position.
Wharf is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Wharf is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wharf is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Wharf is looking to take a break and control but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Wharf trying to advance position but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf counters by regaining guard.
Wharf wants to control from the top but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf keeps moving.
Wharf stops Dlgirhadsgklasdjf from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Burt Wharf dominated that round.
That's time! Wharf's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Wharf avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wharf throws a leg kick but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wharf shoots in looking for a takedown but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Wharf's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf moves in looking to clinch but Wharf pushes him off.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf clinches.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf taking a breather.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf misses with a body punch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is struggling to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Wharf shoots in and drives through. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf sprawls well.
Wharf motions for Dlgirhadsgklasdjf to come forward. Wharf throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wharf circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wharf thows a leg kick but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf checks it
and Dlgirhadsgklasdjf cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Wharf.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Burt Wharf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wharf avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Wharf lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dlgirhadsgklasdjf and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wharf swats away the attempt to clinch by Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Wharf shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dlgirhadsgklasdjf as he jumps to the side.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf closes the distance and clinches.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
The referee calls for Dlgirhadsgklasdjf to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf gets underhooks to prevent Wharf's takedown attempt.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf leaning his opponent against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Wharf shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Wharf was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Wharf has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
Wharf goes for an armbar but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wharf looking for subs off his back but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has passed one foot through into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Wharf's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf moves in looking to clinch but Wharf pushes him off.
Wharf throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf clinches up against the cage.
Wharf takes a knee to the side of the body.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling the fight.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf presses Wharf against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf pushes Wharf back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Come on Dlgirhadsgklasdjf - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wharf wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wharf tries to break the clinch but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is controlling the position.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf lands a damaging elbow.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling in the clinch.
Wharf tries to pull guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wharf is trying to break the clinch but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has him pressed against the cage.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling the fight.
Wharf wants to get back to striking at distance but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf won't allow it.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wharf misses with a low kick.
Wharf shoots for a double leg takedown but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf sprawls well. He's pushed Wharf's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch but Wharf moves out of range.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to clinch but Wharf is avoiding it.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wharf.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wharf keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dlgirhadsgklasdjf looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to clinch but Wharf is avoiding it.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wharf paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch up.
Wharf tries to work over Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's front leg with a kick but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf checks it.
Wharf keeps the fight on the outside.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Burt Wharf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf gets caught flat footed, as Wharf shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wharf is controlling him.
Wharf throwing strikes from guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf blocks nicely.
Wharf tries to free his leg and advance position but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is retaining full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight for Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wins by unanimous decision!
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FIGHT
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