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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kuai Liang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ewan Mcgregor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Liang kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is So Cold by Breaking Benjamin. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



160 cm
24
153 lbs
12 - 9 - 0
180 cm
22
160 lbs
7 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kuai Liang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ewan Mcgregor!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcgregor thows a body shot but no joy.

Liang moves into the clinch.
Liang lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mcgregor is trying to maintain a safe position but Liang gets an underhook and turns Mcgregor into the cage.
Mcgregor seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
A nice left hand lands by Liang.
Liang is leaning against Mcgregor and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mcgregor is trying to pull guard but Liang has him pressed against the cage.
Liang lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mcgregor backwards.
Liang throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mcgregors head.
Liang blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Liang lands with a left to the head.
Liang is pushing Mcgregor up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Liang pushes Mcgregor back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Liang lands a shot to the body.
Mcgregor is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Liang digs a right hand into Mcgregor's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mcgregor's gas tank.
A right hook to the body lands for Liang.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Liang has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head and Mcgregor goes down! Liang dives on top of him - Mcgregor manages to get guard.

Mcgregor is rocked!

It looks like Ewan Mcgregor has been cut.
Liang might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Mcgregor looks winded!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Liang advances to half guard.
Mcgregor is still in real trouble! Can Liang finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Liang working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
We've been hearing good reports from Liang's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Liang works his way into full mount!
Liang controlling his opponent.
Liang postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Mcgregor bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Liang and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kuai Liang!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Kuai Liang made sure he mentioned Fury Nutrition Inc., along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hjalti Eyj (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Coffey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eyj's entrance music is I'm Sexy and I Know It. A fine choice. Coffey has chosen Only Time by Enya as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!



187 cm
28
245 lbs
9 - 2 - 0
196 cm
20
280 lbs
4 - 3 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Insanely flexible
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hjalti Eyj!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, John Coffey!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coffey feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Eyjs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Eyj throws a head kick but Coffey moves out of range.
A big left from Coffey misses.
Coffey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Eyj moves away.

Eyj is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Coffey's half guard.
Coffey tries to get to full guard but Eyj has control of the leg.
Eyj wants to pass to mount but Coffey is defending the position.
Eyj passes the guard and advances to mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Eyj can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Coffey is looking to escape.
Eyj is really struggling to control Coffey but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Coffey looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coffey looking very determined here, making life difficult for Eyj.

Eyj is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Coffey is defending well though. Eyj let's go of the attempt for now.
Coffey rolls, trying to escape but Eyj keeps control of the position.

Coffey showing good submission defense here.
Coffey really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Eyj. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Eyj is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Coffey is defending well though. Eyj let's go of the attempt for now.
Eyj keeps control of the position as Coffey tries to break free.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eyj thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.

Eyj is working for the choke. It looks like he might have got it... has he...? Yes! Coffey is tapping out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Hjalti Eyj!
Hjalti Eyj was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
56%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Oliver Stoned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Gruber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Stoned might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Dr. Dre - The Watcher. This should be a great matchup!



177 cm
29
174 lbs
17 - 4 - 0
180 cm
28
178 lbs
10 - 9 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oliver Stoned!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hans Gruber!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoned lands with a cross.
Stoned looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Stoned throws a nice inside leg kick.
Stoned scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gruber doesn't seem bothered though.
A big right from Stoned misses.
Nice shot lands for Gruber.
A big right from Gruber misses.
Hans Gruber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gruber connects with a good right hand that stumbles Stoned. Stoned circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gruber dives in for a single leg takedown but Stoned sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Stoned fails to land.
Stoned is trying to push Gruber away but Gruber has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Stoned wants to break the clinch but can't.
Gruber is working for takedown but Stoned is calmly controlling the position for now.
Gruber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gruber is trying to pull guard but Stoned turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Oliver Stoned has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hans Gruber.
Gruber's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stoned scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Stoned tries to break free but Gruber pushes him back against the cage.

Gruber pulls guard effortlessly.
Stoned stopping the sweep attempt from Gruber.
Stoned wants to pass the guard but Gruber is keeping the position.
Gruber trying to keep a closed guard but Stoned is proving a slippery customer.
Stoned sitting in guard here, content to control.
Stoned seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Gruber for as long as he can get away with.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoned passes Gruber's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Gruber trying to hold on to Stoned's head to control him but Stoned postures up.
Stoned trying to control the pace.
Gruber told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Gruber has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Stoned is working away from the top position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stoned moves nicely into side control.
Gruber tries to buck Stoned off but Stoned is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoned tries to advance to mount but Gruber instead regains half guard.
Gruber trying to control but Stoned postures up.
Stoned takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Gruber keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Stoned wants to control but Gruber is keeping him busy.

We're going to have a standup here because Oliver Stoned wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Gruber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stoned.

Stoned feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gruber lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Stoned!
Stoned tries to hold on but Gruber postures up.
Stoned sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gruber wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stoned keeps working.
Stoned is trying to control but can't.

Stoned looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Gruber throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stoned is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oliver Stoned dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Gruber on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A big right from Gruber misses.
Crunch! Gruber slams his shin into Stoned's torso.
Gruber looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Stoned looks to throw the jab but Gruber is out of range.
A big left from Gruber misses.
Stoned fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gruber.
Stoned avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gruber misses with a body shot.
Gruber's jab looks to have found its range, popping Stoned under the eye.
Gruber misses with a few strikes there.
Stoned lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An inside leg kick from Gruber misses.
Gruber missing with a left hand there. Stoned was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gruber slaps away a takedown attempt from Stoned, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gruber lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Gruber misses with a double jab
and Stoned counters with a nice uppercut.
Gruber throws out a loose jab but Stoned uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gruber scores with a body shot.
Gruber misses with a double jab
enabling Stoned to counter with a crisp jab.

Gruber is rocked!
Stoned missing with a left hand there. Gruber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gruber slips a straight right by Stoned.
Gruber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hans Gruber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gruber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gruber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gruber throws a series of punches but Stoned avoids them all with ease.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gruber. Stoned does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stoned drops Gruber with a naaaaasty hook - Gruber is in real trouble here! Stoned dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oliver Stoned!
After winning the bout, Oliver Stoned thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
87%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Igor Tatov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hades Hug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Tatov might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Soundgarden - Superunknown. Hug comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Animal I Have Become kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



201 cm
36
277 lbs
31 - 23 - 0
207 cm
33
285 lbs
22 - 12 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Igor Tatov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hades Hug!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Trevor Gratis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Hug does no damage.
Hug takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Tatov looks to land a left hand but Hug moved out of range nicely.

Tatov feints and as Hug raises his hands in defense, Tatov changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Tatov throwing strikes from guard but Hug blocks nicely.
Tatov throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tatov accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hug working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Tatov.
Hug pulls Tatov in to control the position.
Tatov slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hug is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Tatov is controlling him.
Tatov postures up in Hug's guard and throws a big left but Hug blocks it.
We've been hearing that Tatov has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tatov is looking to work some ground and pound but Hug has wrist control.
Hug wants to get back to his feet but Tatov is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Hug avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hug avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hug wants to stand but Tatov is controlling the position.
Tatov throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hug works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Tatov trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tatov throws a big elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tatov working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tatov scoring with some ground and pound.
Tatov throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Tatov trying to stand up but can't free himself from Hug's guard.
Tatov wants to control from the top but Hug keeps moving.
Hug is looking to stand back up but Tatov counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Hug.
Tatov has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tatov misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Tatov lands a big shot there that rocks Hug but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Tatov lands a nice shot to the head.
Tatov looking to ground and pound but Hug is blocking nicely.
Tatov wants to control but Hug has made it back to half guard. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tatov sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hug defending well though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hug keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hug trying to control here.
Tatov not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Tatov throwing shots but Hug is blocking nicely.
Tatov throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hug tries to get to full guard but Tatov has control of the leg.
Hug is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Tatov scores with a couple of nice shots.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Tatov seems to be looking for submissions.
Tatov is looking to advance position but Hug won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Igor Tatov dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!



Tatov closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Tatov is trying to ground and pound but Hug uses the momentary lack of control by Tatov to regain half guard.
Hug is trying to get back to full guard.
Tatov seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Tatov is just content to waste time from the top position. Hug takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Tatov prevents Hug from getting back to his feet.
Tatov throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tatov scoring with some ground and pound.
Hug pulls Tatov in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tatov sitting in guard here, content to control.
Tatov missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Tatov wants to control from the top but Hug keeps moving.
Tatov controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tatov accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Hug swinging wildly here.
Hug seems to be stalking Tatov here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Tatov drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hades Hug!
Hades Hug decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated Igor Tatov had this to say: 'this was 100% certain my final fight, merci boucoup, Montreal!'.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
56%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tommy DeVito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wedge Xiii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!



168 cm
27
157 lbs
14 - 4 - 1
170 cm
29
158 lbs
20 - 12 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin
Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Tommy DeVito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Wedge Xiii!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeVito throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Xiii shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
DeVito has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
DeVito is trying to maintain the position but Xiii is very close to passing his half guard.
DeVito keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Xiii missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Xiii sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. DeVito defending well though.
Xiii seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but DeVito does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
DeVito trying to control here.
Xiii sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. DeVito defending well though.
Xiii not doing much here.
DeVito keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xiii is pressing down on DeVito's thigh, looking to free his foot. DeVito is holding on for now.
DeVito is trying to control but can't.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Xiii connects with a nice short shot to DeVito's temple.
DeVito is refusing to be controlled, as Xiii sits in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
DeVito keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
DeVito is trying to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DeVito is working hard here to advance position.
Xiii seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but DeVito does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
DeVito is looking to slow Xiii down with leg kicks.
DeVito lands the left hand.
DeVito walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tommy DeVito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab by DeVito.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
DeVito misses the shot to the body.
Xiii takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
DeVito uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Xiii.
Xiii fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
DeVito wants to clinch.
DeVito attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xiii avoids the body shot from DeVito.
Xiii tries to clinch up but DeVito circles away and keeps his distance.
Xiii checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
DeVito thumps Xiii with a low kick.
Xiii throws a hook but DeVito avoids it easily.
DeVito throws an overhand right that lands on Xiii's shoulder, as Xiii tries to avoid the shot.

DeVito gets caught flat footed, as Xiii shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Xiii throws an elbow that misses. DeVito uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Xiii's guard. Nice move by DeVito!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Xiii wants to sweep here but DeVito controlling him for the moment.
DeVito would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DeVito controlling from the top position.
Xiii is trying to control the position but DeVito postures up.
DeVito preventing the sweep.
DeVito passes into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Xiii keeping hold of DeVito's head, controlling as best he can.
DeVito tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
DeVito keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Wedge Xiii will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Xiii dives in and grabs DeVito's left leg, looking for a takedown. DeVito pushes down on Xiii's head and hops out.
Xiii with a body punch. A glancing blow.
DeVito attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

Xiii bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
DeVito sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Xiii trying to control from half guard but DeVito is working away.
Xiii not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Xiii wants to take a breather but DeVito is having none of it.
Xiii moves nicely into side control.
Xiii looking to punish the body of his opponent here but DeVito is avoiding damage well.
Xiii landing a few strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Xiii wants to control for a moment but DeVito uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xiii missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Xiii looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
DeVito is looking to control Xiii's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can DeVito avoid being mounted?
DeVito avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Xiii.
DeVito wants to control the action here but instead Xiii manages to pass to full mount!
DeVito is working to get back to half guard.
Wedge Xiii has got the better of the ground game so far.
Xiii pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Xiii dominating with strikes here.
Xiii throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Xiii punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Xiii punishing his opponent with strikes.
DeVito is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
DeVito working to try and regain half guard.
Xiii trying to control but he's not successful this time.
DeVito really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
DeVito wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Xiii.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xiii working DeVito over with strikes here.
Xiii in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
DeVito really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Xiii landing shots from mount.
Xiii looking to control but DeVito is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Xiii scoring with strikes but DeVito is staying in there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Xiii trying to control but DeVito is having none of it.
Xiii unloading with bombs!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Xiii connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Xiii throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Xiii in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

DeVito is rocked!
Xiii landing strikes from the mount and DeVito is in trouble!
Oh DeVito is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Xiii has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Xiii loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have DeVito scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Xiii land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Xiii stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wedge Xiii!
Wedge Xiii decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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RATING
39%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatu Tua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz comes to the cage accompanied by Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Tua has chosen Freak on a Leash by Korn as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!



187 cm
27
231 lbs
14 - 11 - 0
184 cm
31
269 lbs
27 - 14 - 0
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fatu Tua!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Ian Loll.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tua throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Tua. Those never looked like landing.
That kick from Doofenshmirtz tenderised Tua's leg. Tua is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tua lands a jab.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Tua throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Tua.
Tua lands a two punch combo.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tua with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tua misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tua ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz moves away.
Tua misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
Tua misses with a wild combination.
Tua on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Tua moves out of range.
Tua misses with an attempted mid kick.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range as Tua strikes.
Doofenshmirtz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tua manages to avoid it.
Tua takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz avoids it easily.
Tua scores with a decent looking hook.
Tua has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a push kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
Tua throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Tua connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Doofenshmirtz's hands.
Doofenshmirtz feints and then cracks Tua's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tua down.
Tua takes one to the chin there.
Tua takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tua throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Doofenshmirtz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tua's calf.
Doofenshmirtz throws a looping overhand right but Tua ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook. Tua ducked under it nicely.
Doofenshmirtz punishes Tua's body with a nice straight punch.
Tua is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Tua thows a body kick. Doofenshmirtz tries to catch it but that hurt him.
We've been told by Doofenshmirtz's head coaches at Rancid Fight Club that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Doofenshmirtz plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tua ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tua takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a crisp jab that stopped Tua in his tracks.
Tua takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A punch lands to the side of Doofenshmirtz 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Tua throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tua smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Tua loads up on a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz slips the punch.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tua.
Tua throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Tua pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tua throws a lazy right hand but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tua throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Tua looks to land a left hand but Doofenshmirtz moved out of range nicely.
Tua on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Tua moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
Tua thumps Doofenshmirtz with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tua on the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick nicely.
Jab, jab by Doofenshmirtz - just one landing.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tua.
Doofenshmirtz getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the side of Tua's head but Tua sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a kick to the temple. Tua shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Tua avoids the head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua lands a jab.
Tua throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Tua misses with a straight right.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Tua throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Tua ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a right hand but Tua moved out of range.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Tua.
Tua takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab.
Tua waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doofenshmirtz.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tua misses with an uppercut. Doofenshmirtz saw that one coming.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz punishes Tua's body with a nice straight punch.
Tua throws a solid leg kick but Doofenshmirtz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tua.
Tua throws a wild body kick that Doofenshmirtz sees coming a mile off.
A slow jab from Tua misses its intended target.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Tua.
Tua fails to land with a series of punches.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice hook to Tua's body. Tua takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doofenshmirtz clobbers Tua with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Tua thows a body shot but no joy.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a left hand but Tua moved out of range nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tua throws a hook to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tua momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
Doofenshmirtz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Tua.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Heinz Doofenshmirtz will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Doofenshmirtz misses the jab.
Tua scores with a body shot.
Tua swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Tua crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Doofenshmirtz - the referee stops the clock and Tua gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Doofenshmirtz. Tua manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Doofenshmirtz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tua.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is winning the standup battle so far.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tua's head backwards.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Tua tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under a wild hook from Tua.
Tua waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doofenshmirtz digs a good hook to Tua's body.
Tua's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tua avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Doofenshmirtz here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Tua staying out of range there.
Tua fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Tua in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tua misses with a hook. Doofenshmirtz ducked under it nicely.
Danga de danga de dang - Doofenshmirtz scores with a four punch combination!
Doofenshmirtz takes a swing at Tua's ribcage but misses.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Tua misses with a looping left.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doofenshmirtz takes a jab right on the kisser.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tua's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tua pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice defenses there by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua throws a good cross that connects.
Tua has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Doofenshmirtz finds it's way round the side to connect with Tua's head.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Tua moves out of range easily.
Tua uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body punch but Tua moves out of range.
Tua misses with a leg kick.
Tua misses with a looping right.
Tua jabs Doofenshmirtz right on the nose. Doofenshmirtz blinks but takes it well.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping left.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tua.
Tua scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tua lands with a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice head shot.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tua throws out the jab.
Doofenshmirtz lands the left hand.
A swing and a miss from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tua throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Tua lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Tua throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a punch to the head.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a nice looking jab.
Tua throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tua sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Nice uppercut lands for Tua. That snapped Doofenshmirtz's head back.
Tua moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Doofenshmirtz wants to slow Tua down by chopping away at his legs.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. Tua looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tua takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Tua swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Tua cracks a nice hook into Doofenshmirtz's ribs.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tua dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tua is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tua thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circling - Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tua staying out of range there.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Doofenshmirtz connects with the punch.
Tua looks to land a combination but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well.
Doofenshmirtz lands a right hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Tua off balance momentarily.
Tua swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick from Doofenshmirtz lands but Tua takes it in his stride.
Tua lands with a thumping leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz checks a low kick from Tua.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tua takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tua.
Tua misses with a straight right.
Both fighters circling a little - Doofenshmirtz finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Tua doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tua.
Tua ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tua moves away.
Tua throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz avoids them all with ease.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that half lands.
Tua throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tua works the jab nicely.
Tua moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doofenshmirtz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tua.
Tua drops his hands momentarily and Doofenshmirtz takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tua misses with a series of wild punches.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to Tua's midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Doofenshmirtz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tua misses with a leg kick.
Tua throws out a loose jab but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
A jab from Tua finds it's way through Doofenshmirtz's defenses.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a right hand. Tua shakes it off.
Tua avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tua just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz digs a good hook to Tua's body.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Tua. Those never looked like landing.
Tua displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab.
Doofenshmirtz lands a head shot.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice right hand.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tua misses with a hook. Doofenshmirtz ducked under it nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Doofenshmirtz. Tua shrugs it off though.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tua tries to land a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz saw it coming and moves away.
Doofenshmirtz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Tua misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz tries a head kick but it misses.
Tua swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Tua moves into range and connects with a jab.
The fighters circling - Tua throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tua closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Doofenshmirtz feints and then cracks Tua's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tua down.
Tua misses with a looping left.
Doofenshmirtz connects with the punch.
Sloppy strikes from Tua. Those never looked like landing.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doofenshmirtz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tua on the side of the head.
Tua misses with a wild body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tua throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Doofenshmirtz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Doofenshmirtz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tua will feel that in the morning.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Tua.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tua on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Tua just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing blow to the side of Tua's head.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the head kick by Tua.
Jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a head kick. Tua tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick nicely.
Tua misses the jab.
Doofenshmirtz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tua.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.
Tua with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Doofenshmirtz to score with a decent uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tua throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Tua ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the body kick from Tua.
Tua misses with a body shot.
Tua lands a slapping body shot.
Tua has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Doofenshmirtz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doofenshmirtz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tua doesn't seem bothered though.
Tua misses with a body shot.
Tua throws a big shot that misses.
A lazy left from Doofenshmirtz finds it's target.
Tua just misses with a punch to the body.
Tua misses with a looping right.
Doofenshmirtz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tua.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a good body shot.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tua swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tua's head.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tua doesn't seem bothered though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doofenshmirtz's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tua connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Doofenshmirtz scrambles back to his feet.
Tua uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. Tua looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tua slips a jab from Doofenshmirtz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tua on the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tua throws out the jab.
Tua takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tua connects with a good right hand that stumbles Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tua takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fatu Tua has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Some wild striking there from Tua.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab from Tua.
Nice shot by Tua.
A decent looking cross lands there for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice looking body kick.
Tua misses the jab.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under a wild hook from Tua.
Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tua is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua misses with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a slapping head kick.
Tua throws a front kick aimed at Doofenshmirtz's knee but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well.
Doofenshmirtz lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tua at a distance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Doofenshmirtz has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!

Heinz Doofenshmirtz decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leandro Alves (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Templeton Peck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alves comes to the cage accompanied by Thin Lizzy - Angel of Death. Templeton Peck has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



195 cm
34
217 lbs
28 - 19 - 0
187 cm
31
220 lbs
24 - 8 - 1
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Leandro Alves!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Templeton Peck!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alves misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Peck uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Alves avoids the body shot from Peck.
Alves punishes Peck's body with a nice straight punch.
Peck scores with a push kick.
Peck scores with a crisp jab that stopped Alves in his tracks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Peck dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Alves. That did some damage!
Peck throws a shot to the body.
Peck bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Alves misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Peck counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jab, jab by Peck - just one landing.
A solid leg kick lands there for Peck.
Alves closes the distance and clinches up with Peck, looking for a takedown. Alves pushes Peck against the cage but Peck circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Alves looks to score with a jab to the body but Peck is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peck moves out of range of the leg kick from Alves.
Templeton Peck is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Peck closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Alves out cold! Alves corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Templeton Peck!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Templeton Peck waved his t-shirt featuring Hellbent 's logo in front of the cameras.
The defeated Leandro Alves had this to say: '#@@&^%$!!!'.
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hype
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pop
A | B
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FIGHT
RATING
78%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kenshi Zuko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zuko comes to the cage accompanied by Styx - Mr. Roboto. Guy has chosen Old Spice Guy Intro as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The Guy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Kenshi Zuko's chin.



181 cm
39
184 lbs
33 - 22 - 1
189 cm
34
186 lbs
29 - 15 - 2
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Milwaukee's Best 160
Backyard Fighting


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Kenshi Zuko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, The Guy!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and Steve Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Zuko tries to keep at a distance but Guy has taken the fight into the clinch.

Zuko's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Guy throws a lazy uppercut
and Zuko counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like The Guy has been cut.

Guy darts in and clinches Zuko up against the cage.
Knees to the body from Guy.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Zuko.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Zuko.

Zuko turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Zuko manages to end up in side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy is looking to reverse the position.
Zuko trying to control the position but Guy is working away.
Zuko in side control, throwing shots but Guy defends.
Guy is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Zuko's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Guy trying to control from the bottom.
Zuko has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy tries to roll over but Zuko keeps him under control.
Guy trying to control but Zuko postures up.
Zuko throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Zuko lands with a punch from half guard.
Zuko throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Zuko is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Guy sees it coming and defends easily.
Zuko takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Zuko takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Guy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zuko.
Guy is trying to get back to full guard.
Guy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zuko.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Zuko is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Guy is just riding it out for now. Zuko eventually gives up the hold.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Guy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zuko.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zuko throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Guy to regain full guard.
Guy keeping moving, preventing Zuko from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Guy is pulling down on Zuko's head to control his posture.
Guy throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zuko won't allow Guy to sweep him here.
Zuko is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Kenshi Zuko has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Left hook, right uppercut from Guy.

It looks like Kenshi Zuko has been cut.
Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Guy shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Zuko eats them both and turns towards Guy to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guy throws a leg kick
and Zuko counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Guy drops Zuko with a beautiful combination! Zuko stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Guy is looking for the KO!

Zuko is rocked!
Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Zuko's shoulder, as Zuko tries to avoid the shot.
Oh Zuko is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zuko seems to have got his legs back now.
Guy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Zukos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Guy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Zuko counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Guy missing with a left hand there. Zuko was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guy scores with a shot to the body.
Guy connects with a looping right hand.
Zuko tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Guy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.



Guy takes the fight into the clinch.
Guy working aggressively here.
Guy lands with a short shot to the head.
Guy lands a knee to the body.
Guy has Zuko pressed against the cage, preventing Zuko from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Guy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zuko or not.
Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Guy connects with a knee to the head.

Kenshi Zuko's cut is getting worse.
Guy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Guy gets underhooks to prevent Zuko's takedown attempt.
Zuko managing to block the knees to the body from Guy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zuko has had enough of the clinch but Guy keeps him there for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zuko on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guy has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
Zuko tries for a takedown but Guy manages to get underhooks.
Zuko blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guy prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kenshi Zuko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zuko on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Guy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zuko is defending well for now.
Zuko misses with a punch to the body.
Guy misses with some punches.
Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Zuko manages to break the clinch.
Guy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Zuko ducks right into an uppercut from Guy.
Zuko on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zuko walks into a jab.

Kenshi Zuko's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zuko throws a wild hook but Guy just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Zuko gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Guy raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Guy!
An out of breath and clearly excited The Guy thanked KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
In defeat, Kenshi Zuko stepped up to the mic, saying 'the Randy Couture of the WW division may have to call it a day, thank you to all my supporters.'.
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
95%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Laudrup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noah Puckerman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laudrup kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is U2- Zoo Station. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



194 cm
36
217 lbs
42 - 28 - 0
184 cm
34
220 lbs
29 - 9 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Zipp Zapp


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 42 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hans Laudrup!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Noah Puckerman!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laudrup swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laudrup shoots in and drives through. Puckerman sprawls well.
Puckerman fails with an attempt to clinch.
A jab from Puckerman finds it's way through Laudrup's defenses.
Hans Laudrup seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laudrup on the wrong end of a nice hook.

It looks like Hans Laudrup has been cut.

Laudrup clinches up against the cage.
Puckerman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Puckerman fails to land.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laudrup lands a nice knee to the body.
Laudrup misses with a body punch.
Puckerman misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Puckerman fails to land.
Puckerman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Puckerman tries to work over Laudrup's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Puckerman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Puckerman tries to work over Laudrup's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Puckerman gets through Laudrup's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Laudrup lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laudrup can't find room to land a body shot as Puckerman controls the action.
Laudrup fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puckerman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laudrup looking to slow down the pace here.
Laudrup blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Puckerman scores with a shoulder strike.
Laudrup misses with a body punch.

Laudrup escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Puckerman moves out of range as Laudrup strikes.
Laudrup swings for the body but Puckerman moves out of range.
Puckerman works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Laudrup throws a leg kick
and Puckerman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Laudrup fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Puckerman manages to avoid it.
Noah Puckerman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Laudrup fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Puckerman avoids it really well and circles away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laudrup tries to land a front kick but Puckerman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laudrup scoring well with a low kick there.
Laudrup ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puckerman moves away.
Puckerman is looking to score with low kicks.
Puckerman scores with a jab to the body.
Laudrup bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Laudrup staying out of range there.
Puckerman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Laudrup just misses with a punch to the body.
Laudrup tries to close the distance and clinch up but Puckerman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Puckerman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Laudrup is looking to wear down Puckerman with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Puckerman checks a low kick from Laudrup.
Laudrup fails in his attempt to clinch.
Puckerman takes a swing at Laudrup's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laudrup misses with a low kick as Puckerman jumps back.
Laudrup misses with a wild body shot.
Puckerman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Laudrup uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puckerman.
Laudrup shoots in but Puckerman avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hans Laudrup. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Puckerman moves forwards but Laudrup connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fighters circling - Laudrup throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Puckerman moves in looking to clinch but Laudrup pushes him off.
Laudrup smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Puckerman takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Laudrup takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Laudrup throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Laudrup is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laudrup ducks under a wild hook from Puckerman.
Laudrup takes a swing at Puckerman's ribcage but misses.
Puckerman misses with a hook
and Laudrup counters with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Puckerman misses with a double jab.
Laudrup ducks under a wild hook from Puckerman.
Laudrup is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Laudrup moves forwards but Puckerman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Puckerman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laudrup. Puckerman does a little dance to reset his feet.

Laudrup clinches.
Laudrup tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puckerman's elbow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Puckerman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Laudrup blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laudrup misses with a knee strike.
Laudrup tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puckerman's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noah Puckerman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hans Laudrup's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Puckerman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Laudrup misses the body punch
and Puckerman counters with a nice leg kick.
Laudrup defending well as Puckerman loads up on a big left hand.
Laudrup shoots for a takedown but Puckerman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Laudrup throws a chopping leg kick but Puckerman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Puckerman has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Puckerman blocks a head kick by Laudrup.
Puckerman misses with a two punch combination.
Puckerman lands a really nice looking cross but Laudrup seems unphased.
Laudrup cracks the inside of Puckerman's front leg.
Laudrup misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puckerman.
Puckerman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laudrup manages to avoid it.
Laudrup scores with a kick to the midsection.
Puckerman misses the shot to the body.
Puckerman throws out a loose jab but Laudrup uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laudrup waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Puckerman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laudrup ducks right into an uppercut from Puckerman.
Laudrup swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Puckerman counters with a straight right hand.
Puckerman swinging wildly here.
Laudrup throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Laudrup decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Puckerman is looking for a sweep. Laudrup is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Laudrup is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Puckerman has managed to free his arm - good work.
Laudrup is looking to take a break and control but Puckerman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Puckerman is looking to control Laudrup's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Puckerman avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puckerman works his way to full guard. Good work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Puckerman bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Laudrup's guard.
Laudrup not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Puckerman preventing the sweep.
Laudrup is working hard here to advance position.
Laudrup is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Laudrup has a closed guard, preventing Puckerman from standing up.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Hans Laudrup wasn't doing enough on the ground.

Puckerman moves into the clinch.
Puckerman misses with the head strike.
Puckerman has a couple of punches blocked by Laudrup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puckerman has a couple of punches blocked by Laudrup.
Puckerman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laudrup tries to work over Puckerman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Puckerman avoids a wild elbow strike from Laudrup.
Laudrup can't find room to land a body shot as Puckerman controls the action.
Laudrup throws a head punch that misses.
Puckerman avoids a wild elbow strike from Laudrup.
Puckerman working aggressively here.
With the fighters up against the cage, Laudrup throws an elbow but misses.

Laudrup escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Laudrup misses with a body shot.
A jab from Puckerman misses.
Laudrup throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Puckerman avoids the body shot from Laudrup.
Laudrup throws a body punch but Puckerman moves out of range.
Puckerman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laudrup doesn't manage to clinch there - Puckerman circles away.
Laudrup waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Puckerman.
Laudrup is looking to land body kicks.
Laudrup scores with a leg kick.
Laudrup wants to clinch
and Puckerman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Laudrup looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Puckerman is looking to control Laudrup's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Puckerman avoid being mounted?
Laudrup looks to land a strike but Puckerman avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Puckerman looking for a sweep. Not yet Puckerman, not yet.
Laudrup postures up in Puckerman's guard and throws a big left but Puckerman blocks it.
Puckerman pulls Laudrup in to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Hans Laudrup will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Hans Laudrup's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!


Puckerman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laudrup.
Laudrup shoots in looking for a takedown but Puckerman manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Laudrup's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Laudrup lands a jab to the head.
Laudrup misses with an uppercut. Puckerman saw that one coming.
Puckerman lands a jab to Laudrup's midsection.

Laudrup closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Laudrup lands in his opponent's guard.
Laudrup is looking to work some ground and pound but Puckerman has wrist control.
Laudrup is looking to work some ground and pound but Puckerman has wrist control.
Puckerman working a defensive guard here.
Laudrup missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Puckerman keeping full guard, as Laudrup tries to pass.
Laudrup trying to control the position from guard on top but Puckerman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puckerman wants to sweep here but Laudrup controlling him for the moment.
Laudrup missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Laudrup trying to control the position from guard on top but Puckerman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laudrup postures up in Puckerman's guard and throws a big left but Puckerman blocks it.
Laudrup wants to control from the top but Puckerman keeps moving.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Puckerman is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Laudrup looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Laudrup throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puckerman scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Laudrup lands a slapping body shot.
Noah Puckerman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laudrup works Puckerman's body with a nice hook.
Puckerman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laudrup throws out the jab.
Puckerman with a jab.
Laudrup blocks a jab.
Laudrup bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Puckerman with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Puckerman clinches up with Laudrup and pushes him back against the cage.
Laudrup can't find room to land a body shot as Puckerman controls the action.
Puckerman stops a takedown attempt from Laudrup.
Laudrup can't find room to land a body shot as Puckerman controls the action.
Laudrup goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Puckerman lands a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puckerman prevents a body shot from Laudrup.
Puckerman lands with a short shot to the head.
Puckerman scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Puckerman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Laudrup backwards.
Puckerman misses with some punches.
Puckerman digs a right hand into Laudrup's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Laudrup's gas tank.
Puckerman scores with a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Puckerman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Puckerman digs a right hand into Laudrup's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Laudrup's gas tank.
Laudrup blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laudrup taking a breather.
Puckerman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Puckerman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Puckerman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Puckerman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Puckerman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Laudrup tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puckerman's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Puckerman.
Puckerman lands a nice uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Laudrup.
Puckerman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Puckerman.
Puckerman lands with a right to the head.

Laudrup is rocked!
Puckerman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laudrup lands with a left to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Puckerman.
Oh Laudrup is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Puckerman unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Laudrup! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Puckerman is unloading with more strikes now! Laudrup drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noah Puckerman!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Noah Puckerman waved his t-shirt featuring L.A. Elite Clothing Co's logo in front of the cameras.
Hans Laudrup spoke after the fight, saying 'I still think I won the fight.'.
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Deidara Zetsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zetsu has chosen Make Me as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Deidara Zetsu enters the cage!



201 cm
35
275 lbs
33 - 14 - 1
200 cm
28
264 lbs
19 - 11 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Simbo Klice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Deidara Zetsu!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klice swings for the body but Zetsu moves out of range.
Deidara Zetsu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zetsu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Klice.
Klice punishes Zetsu's body with a nice straight punch.
Klice throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Zetsu to counter with a crisp jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Klice.
Klice swings for the body but Zetsu moves out of range.
Zetsu chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Klice can pounce on him.
Zetsu takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Klice thows a body shot but no joy.
Klice misses with a jab, cross combination.
Klice scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Klice lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Klice avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Klice misses with a wild body shot.
Klice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zetsu moves away.
Klice misses with a double jab
and Zetsu counters with an outside leg kick.
Klice buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Klice takes a swing at Zetsu's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice misses with a few strikes there.
Klice lands with a good body shot.
Klice moves out of range of the body kick from Zetsu.
Klice with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Zetsu misses with a head kick.
Klice misses the shot to the body.
Zetsu avoids the body shot from Klice.
Zetsu dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Klice is looking to wear down Zetsu with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Zetsu scores with a nice head shot.
Klice throws a low kick but Zetsu avoids it.
Zetsu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Klice scores with a hook to the body. Zetsu takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zetsu just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circling - Zetsu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zetsu misses with a left hand
and Klice makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Zetsu misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klice thumps Zetsu with a low kick.
Zetsu looks winded!
Klice tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zetsu was well out of range. Poor timing from Klice.
Klice ducks under a wild hook from Zetsu.
Klice throws a nice inside leg kick.
Klice lands a slapping body shot.
Klice throws a right hand that Zetsu ducks under and follows up with a left that Zetsu also avoids with ease.
Klice cracks a nice hook into Zetsu's ribs.
We've been told by Klice's head coaches at Riddum Elite that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Klice moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Zetsu tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zetsu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klice.

Klice lands a big head kick that sends Zetsu tumbling to the mat! Klice takes a step backwards and waves Zetsu back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Deidara Zetsu has been cut.
Klice looks to land a combination but Zetsu avoids it well.
Klice just misses with a punch to the body.
Klice throws a head kick but Zetsu moves out of range.
Klice swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Klice lands a left and a right that send Zetsu crashing to the mat, dazed. Klice thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Zetsu is rocked!
Zetsu scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klice keeps Zetsu at a distance using the push kick.
Klice with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Zetsu's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Klice cracks Zetsu with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That has opened up Deidara Zetsu's cut even more.
Crunch! Klice slams his shin into Zetsu's torso.
Zetsu takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Klice.
Klice lands with a nice body punch.
Klice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zetsu.
Zetsu throws a push kick but Klice slaps the foot to one side.
Klice lands with a straight right. Zetsu didn't see that one coming.
Klice moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zetsu takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Klice drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Zetsu right on the button. Zetsu goes down! Klice follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Klice gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Simbo Klice!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Simbo Klice made sure he mentioned Hellraiser FightGear, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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