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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fred Palowakski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesse Hall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palowakski comes to the cage accompanied by Burning Down the House. Jesse Hall will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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43
96 lbs
20 - 27 - 0 |
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179 lbs
24 - 50 - 0 |
Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Palowakski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 50 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Hall!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palowakski misses with a looping right.
Palowakski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hall.
Hall scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Palowakski is rocked!
Palowakski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hall.
Oh Palowakski is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Palowakski sizes up Hall with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Palowakski moves away from the strike by Hall.
Palowakski really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Palowakski moves into the clinch.
Hall escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Palowakski looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jesse Hall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Palowakski looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hall misses with a straight left.
Hall gets tackled into the cage by Palowakski. Palowakski maintains the clinch.
Hall working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Palowakski working aggressively here.
Palowakski pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Palowakski loads up on a big right hand but Hall slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hall is looking to score with low kicks.
Hall cracks Palowakski with a big right hand and Palowakski goes down!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Hall is looking to stand up but Palowakski won't let him.
Hall won't allow Palowakski to sweep him here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hall throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Palowakski works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hall gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hall.
Palowakski ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice sprawl there from Hall as Palowakski shoots in.
A bone on bone clash there as Palowakski blocks the leg kick.
Hall throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jab from Palowakski.
A combination from Palowakski does no damage.
Palowakski wants to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hall throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hall misses with a head kick.
Hall lands a jab.
Hall throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Palowakski tumbling to the canvas!
Hall has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Palowakski is proving hard to escape from.
Palowakski not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Palowakski looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Palowakski will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hall trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Palowakski is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Hall trying to stand up but can't free himself from Palowakski's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hall is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Palowakski pulls Hall in close to his closed guard and prevents Hall from doing any damage or advancing position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Fred Palowakski.
Palowakski tries to close the distance and clinch but Hall swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hall throws a hook but Palowakski avoids it easily.
Palowakski tries to clinch but Hall is having none of it.
Palowakski jabs at Hall's body.
Palowakski moves out of range of the body kick from Hall.
Palowakski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palowakski dodges the punch combination from Hall.
Palowakski misses with an uppercut. Hall saw that one coming.
A swing and a miss from Hall.
Hall misses with a straight right.
Palowakski shoots for a takedown but Hall saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hall connects with a right that clearly hurt Palowakski. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Hall proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Palowakski collapses and taps out under the pressure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesse Hall!
A very excited looking Jesse Hall made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Abbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abbot has chosen Primative as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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33
275 lbs
13 - 13 - 0 |
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250 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Abbot!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abbot lands with a nice body punch.
Abbot changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Some wild striking there from Abbot.
Abbot digs a good hook to Lulu's body.
Abbot has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Abbot connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt Lulu covering up! Abbot comes in with a big uppercut and Lulu goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tony Abbot!
A very excited looking Tony Abbot rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Never Beyond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy Scott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beyond kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Passive Fist. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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265 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
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260 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Never Beyond!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Andy Scott!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scott drives through with a takedown into Beyond's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Scott tries to free his leg and advance position but Beyond is retaining full guard.
Beyond has his hands on Scott's head, controlling the position.
Scott looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Scott wants to stand but Beyond has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Scott trying to control the position from guard on top but Beyond is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Scott must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Scott preventing the sweep.
Scott works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Scott stands up from half guard.
Beyond connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scott takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Beyond ducks right into an uppercut from Scott.
Beyond misses with the combination.
Scott tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Beyond manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scott moves in looking to clinch but Beyond pushes him off.
Scott fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Beyond definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A swing and a miss from Beyond.
Scott lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Beyond circles away quickly and effectively.
Beyond sends Scott crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Beyond is motioning to the referee to let Scott up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
It looks like Andy Scott has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Beyond looks to land a right hand but Scott moved out of range.
Nice defenses there by Scott.
Beyond closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Scott! Beyond dives in looking to finish! Scott is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Never Beyond!
Never Beyond decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viktor Kulakov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonard Christopher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kulakov's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lube-Shparu. Leonard Christopher has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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186 lbs
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265 lbs
16 - 10 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Viktor Kulakov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Leonard Christopher!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christopher clinches.
Kulakov is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kulakov manages to break the clinch.
Kulakov defending well as Christopher loads up on a big left hand.
Sloppy strikes from Kulakov. Those never looked like landing.
Kulakov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Christopher was well out of range. Poor timing from Kulakov.
Christopher throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kulakov tries to bum rush Christopher with a series of wild strikes but Christopher uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Christopher moves out of range of the strikes.
Christopher misses the jab.
Kulakov avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Christopher misses with a wild body shot.
Kulakov throws the left hand but Christopher avoids the punch easily.
Kulakov throws a right hand that Christopher ducks under and follows up with a left that Christopher also avoids with ease.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kulakov. Christopher does a little dance to reset his feet.
Christopher instigates a clinch.
Kulakov is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Christopher throws a punch but it's blocked by Kulakov.
Kulakov wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kulakov wants to break the clinch but can't.
A frustrated look appears on Kulakov's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Christopher cracks Kulakov with a nice body shot.
Christopher prevents Kulakov from breaking the clinch.
Christopher breaks the clinch.
Christopher tries to close the distance and clinch but Kulakov swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kulakov on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Christopher lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kulakov's sensitive parts.
Christopher throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Christopher tries to clinch there but Kulakov circles away.
Kulakov fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kulakov throws a looping overhand right but Christopher ducks down to avoid it.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kulakov!
Christopher doesn't manage to clinch there - Kulakov circles away.
Kulakov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Christopher moves away.
Christopher connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christopher moves into the clinch successfully.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Christopher's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Christopher wants to clinch up but Kulakov keeps it at a distance.
A punch lands to the side of Kulakov 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Christopher gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kulakov's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Christopher throws a big shot that misses.
Christopher throws a hook to the side of Kulakov's head but Kulakov sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kulakov uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Christopher.
Christopher connects with a single shot there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Christopher. Kulakov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Christopher lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kulakov looks to throw the jab but Christopher is out of range.
Christopher closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short right from Christopher on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kulakov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Christopher cracks Kulakov with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Kulakov looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Christopher finish him?
Kulakov is rocked!
Christopher drops Kulakov with a huge uppercut! Kulakov drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Christopher is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leonard Christopher!
After the fight, Leonard Christopher was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bushido Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown comes to the cage accompanied by Lights Please - J Cole. Gracie has chosen r this town i 101 as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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280 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
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280 lbs
61 - 22 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bushido Brown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
61 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Gracie, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gracie stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brown.
Brown has Gracie up against the cage in a clinch.
Brown tries to work over Gracie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brown tries to land knees in the clinch but Gracie avoids the damage to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Gracie.
Gracie blocks an elbow strike from Brown.
Brown missing with knees to the body.
Gracie avoids a wild elbow strike from Brown.
Brown is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Gracie is defending well for now.
Brown throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Gracie blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Brown doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Brown tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Brown throws an elbow but it misses.
Brown misses with an elbow over the top.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gracie.
Gracie on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Brown throws a head punch that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Brown just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gracie's brow.
Brown misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gracie blocks an elbow strike from Brown.
Brown misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Brown throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Brown misses with the head strike.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Brown misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gracie wants the takedown. Brown is fighting it off but Gracie persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Brown's guard against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie trying to control but Brown is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gracie throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Brown works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Gracie is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Gracie has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Brown trying to keep a closed guard but Gracie is proving a slippery customer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie is looking to work some ground and pound but Brown has wrist control.
Gracie slips nicely into half guard.
Gracie not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Brown won't allow Gracie to pass to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gracie is trying to work for a kimura but Brown is defending well.
Gracie looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Brown trying to control but Gracie postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asshole Gracie dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Gracie gets a takedown into half guard.
Brown is trying to get back to full guard.
Gracie missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Gracie landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Brown!
Gracie thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Gracie with the ground and pound from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie with good strikes from the mount here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gracie is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Brown has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Brown!
Gracie looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Gracie escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Brown gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Brown trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Bushido Brown.
Brown moves into the clinch.
Brown being controlled against the cage.
Brown softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brown putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Gracie in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asshole Gracie showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Brown attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Brown moves into range and clinches up with Gracie.
Brown can't find room to land a body shot as Gracie controls the action.
Brown scores with a shot to the side of Gracie's head.
Brown lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Asshole Gracie has been cut.
Brown tries to work over Gracie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gracie managing to block the knees to the body from Brown.
Bushido Brown has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Gracie ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Gracie no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gracie looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Gracie had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Brown defends it easily.
Gracie throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown wants to control from the top but Gracie keeps moving.
Brown won't allow Gracie to sweep him here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Brown trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Bushido Brown.
Gracie closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Brown avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Gracie.
Gracie in side control, throwing shots but Brown defends.
Brown might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Gracie.
Gracie is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Brown has escaped the position, nice work there.
Brown takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Gracie throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown is working to avoid the ground and pound but Gracie connects with a decent elbow.
Gracie lands a big elbow and you can see that really hurt Brown! Gracie senses the opportunity and scores with more strikes - he's put Brown out! The ref tackles him out of the way to prevent him landing more strikes - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Asshole Gracie!
Asshole Gracie is the new super heavyweight champion!
Asshole Gracie spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Bushido Brown stepped up to the mic, saying 'Man you come straight out of a comic strip.'.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Monterrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Golem comes to the cage accompanied by Geo dude geo geo dude. Geodude Golem has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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42 - 17 - 0 |
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290 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
42 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geodude Golem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, John Monterrey!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A clash of legs there as Golem blocks the low kick.
Monterrey throws a head kick but Golem moves out of range.
Monterrey checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A head kick misses from Monterrey.
Golem checks a leg kick nicely.
Monterrey looks to score with a jab to the body but Golem is just out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Monterrey. That's going to slow Golem down.
An inside leg kick from Monterrey misses.
Oooooh!!! Golem has knocked Monterrey down with a huge combo! Golem steps away and waves a wobbly Monterrey back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Monterrey is rocked!
It looks like John Monterrey has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Golem tried to score with a low kick but Monterrey checks it.
Monterrey is still on wobbly legs! Can Golem finish him?
Golem connects with an inside leg kick.
Monterrey seems to have recovered his senses.
Golem circles away from the clinch attempt.
Golem connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Monterrey misses with an uppercut. Golem saw that one coming.
Golem connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt Monterrey covering up! Golem comes in with a big uppercut and Monterrey goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Geodude Golem!
Post fight, an emotional Geodude Golem said 'Geodude, Geodude, Geodude...'.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaakko Kilpinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brooklyn Brawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brawler comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Where Brooklyn At?!?! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Brooklyn Brawler has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jaakko Kilpinen's chin.
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220 lbs
24 - 15 - 0 |
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32
265 lbs
18 - 10 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jaakko Kilpinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brooklyn Brawler!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab by Brawler.
Brawler misses with a wild combination.
Kilpinen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nice defenses there by Kilpinen.
Brooklyn Brawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kilpinen walks into a left hand.
Kilpinen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kilpinen seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Kilpinen moves away from the strike by Brawler.
A right-left combo lands from Brawler.
Brawler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brawler jabs Kilpinen to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Brawler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Brawler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kilpinen. Kilpinen obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brawler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kilpinen was well out of range. Poor timing from Brawler.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kilpinen.
Brawler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kilpinen wants to land a leg kick but Brawler is out of range.
Brawler scores with a head kick. Kilpinen tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jab, jab by Brawler - just one landing.
Brawler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brawler throws a nice looking combination but Kilpinen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kilpinen dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Brawler. That did some damage!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brawler throws a series of punches but Kilpinen moves out of range.
Brawler misses with a series of wild punches.
Kilpinen throws a body kick that misses.
Brawler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kilpinens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kilpinen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brawler manages to avoid it.
Kilpinen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Brawler.
Kilpinen cracks Brawler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
It looks like Brooklyn Brawler has been cut.
Brawler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kilpinen.
Brawler misses with a body shot.
Brawler swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kilpinen counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Kilpinen.
With the fighters up against the cage, Brawler throws an elbow but misses.
Kilpinen lands a nice uppercut.
Kilpinen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kilpinen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kilpinen misses with a knee strike.
Kilpinen swings wildly with an uppercut but Brawler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brawler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brawler working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Brawler tries to break the clinch but Kilpinen is controlling the position.
Kilpinen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kilpinen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Brawler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Brawler lands a right hook to the body.
Kilpinen attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Brawler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kilpinen misses with a wild body shot.
Kilpinen takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kilpinen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kilpinen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kilpinen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kilpinen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Brawler throws a sloppy head kick and Kilpinen moves out of range easily.
Brawler scores with a jab to the head.
Brawler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Brawler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kilpinen in his tracks.
Brawler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Kilpinen wants to slow Brawler down by chopping away at his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilpinen looks for the body kick but Brawler saw that one coming.
Brawler moves out of range as Kilpinen throws a body kick.
Brawler lunges at Kilpinen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kilpinen's hand.
A shot to the liver by Brawler. Beautiful body shot.
Brawler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Brawler is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kilpinen had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Kilpinen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Brawler with a hook.
Kilpinen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kilpinen is rocked!
Brawler drops Kilpinen with a naaaaasty hook - Kilpinen is in real trouble here! Brawler dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brooklyn Brawler!
After winning the bout, Brooklyn Brawler thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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