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HWP: Kilpinen vs. Golem PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heikki Vennamo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andrey Voronkoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vennamo comes into the arena with Bacchuksen tiellä blaring out of the sound system. Voronkoff has chosen System of a Down-Aerials as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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260 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heikki Vennamo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 15 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Andrey Voronkoff!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Voronkoff fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Vennamo avoids it really well and circles away.
Voronkoff needs to keep his hands up - Vennamo had a free shot at his head there.
Vennamo works over Voronkoff's head and body with a nice combination.
It looks like Andrey Voronkoff has been cut.
Vennamo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Vennamo leaves Voronkoff with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Vennamo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Voronkoff takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Vennamo lands a jab-cross combination.
Vennamo lands a nice hook to Voronkoff's body. Voronkoff takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Voronkoff tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vennamo fails to land with a series of punches.
Voronkoff takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Vennamo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Voronkoff throws a right hand that misses
and Vennamo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A nice combination there by Vennamo.
Vennamo scores with the left hand. Voronkoff knows he should have avoided that one.
That has opened up Andrey Voronkoff's cut even more.
Voronkoff misses with a wild combination.
Sloppy strikes from Vennamo. Those never looked like landing.
Vennamo displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Vennamo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Voronkoff takes one to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vennamo misses with a two punch combination.
Andrey Voronkoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Voronkoff darts in trying to clinch
and Vennamo counters with a nice body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Voronkoff shoots for a takedown but Vennamo saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Heikki Vennamo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Andrey Voronkoff.
Voronkoff throws a sloppy head kick and Vennamo moves out of range easily.
Vennamo sizes up Voronkoff with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Voronkoff is rocked!
Vennamo misses with a two punch combination.
Vennamo catches Voronkoff with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Voronkoff is still on wobbly legs! Can Vennamo finish him?
Voronkoff darts in trying to clinch
and Vennamo counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Voronkoff thinking.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Vennamo knocks Voronkoff out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Heikki Vennamo!
A very excited looking Heikki Vennamo rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jason Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tank Abbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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260 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jason Taylor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tank Abbot!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abbot stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Abbot wants it to stay on the feet.
Abbot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Taylor shoots in and drives through. Abbot sprawls well.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Taylor shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jason Taylor. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Taylor is defended easily by Abbot.
Abbot throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Taylor.
It looks like Jason Taylor has been cut.
Taylor goes for a double leg but Abbot avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Abbot continues to drive forward.
Taylor has Abbot pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Abbot manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Abbot stops a takedown attempt from Taylor.
Abbot misses with a body punch.
Abbot lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Taylor backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abbot breaks from the clinch.
A big head kick from Abbot and Taylor is sent sprawling to the canvas!
Taylor is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abbot postures up.
Oh Taylor is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Abbot got a little sloppy there for a moment and Taylor has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Abbot has managed to get both his arms back between Taylor's legs - danger averted.
Taylor seems to have got his legs back now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Taylor throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Taylor trying to keep a closed guard but Abbot is proving a slippery customer.
Taylor is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Abbot defends well.
Abbot must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Abbot stays in close to Taylor's body and controls the position.
Taylor will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Taylor trying to keep a closed guard but Abbot is proving a slippery customer.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Abbot stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Abbot wants it to stay on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Taylor fails with a takedown attempt.
No luck for Taylor with that takedown attempt.
Taylor fails with a takedown attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Abbot.
Abbot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Taylor shoots in looking for a takedown. Abbot tries to sprawl out of it but Taylor keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Abbot manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Abbot throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Taylor misses with a takedown attempt - Abbot sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Abbot slips a straight right by Taylor.
The fight stays on the outside here - Taylor looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taylor is trying hard to land a takedown here. Abbot sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Abbot looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A combination from Taylor does no damage.
Tank Abbot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Abbot thuds his shin into the meat of Taylor's side.
Taylor looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Abbot is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Abbot trying to control here.
Taylor missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Taylor thows a huge punch but Abbot dodges it nicely.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Abbot can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Abbot trying to control but Taylor postures up.
Abbot won't allow Taylor to pass to mount.
Taylor has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Taylor wants to lay and pray for a moment but Abbot keeps working.
Taylor is looking for a kimura here.
Abbot taking some punishment here, with Taylor in his half guard.
Abbot holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Taylor stands up from half guard.
Danga de danga de dang - Abbot scores with a four punch combination!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tank Abbot dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jason Taylor's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Taylor fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Abbot avoids it really well and circles away.
Taylor fails with the takedown.
Taylor shoots in for a double leg but Abbot sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jason Taylor. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Taylor shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Taylor fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Taylor has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Jason Taylor's cut is getting worse.
Taylor changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Abbot tries to avoid it but Taylor manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Abbot to the ground. Abbot escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jason Taylor is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Taylor looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Abbot looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Abbot backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Taylor's temple! It sends Taylor violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Abbot celebrates and the doctors try to help Taylor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Tank Abbot!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fred Palowakski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Palowakski might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Burning Down the House. Goodnight Irene acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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32 - 15 - 0 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Palowakski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palowakski misses with a wild body shot.
Palowakski slips a jab and a cross from Irene.
A swing and a miss from Palowakski.
Palowakski lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
It looks like Goodnight Irene has been cut.
Palowakski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Palowakski really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Palowakski tries to close the distance and clinch but Irene swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Irene misses with a low kick.
Palowakski darts in trying to clinch
and Irene counters with a hugh head kick that removes Palowakski from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Goodnight Irene!
Goodnight Irene bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gregers Westerberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bukkake comes to the cage accompanied by I like Bukkake. Westerberg has chosen Maitre Gims - J'me Tire as his entrance music. Kekabu Bukkake has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kekabu Bukkake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gregers Westerberg!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Westerberg throws a lazy uppercut
and Bukkake counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like Gregers Westerberg has been cut.
Bukkake uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Westerberg.
Westerberg's coach down at Nonprofit Vegas Elite $50 ($1000 value) was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Westerberg's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Bukkake avoids a punch combination nicely.
Westerberg throws a body punch but Bukkake moves out of range.
Westerberg tries for a takedown but Bukkake sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Westerberg swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Bukkake counter with a right hand.
Westerberg moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
It looks like Kekabu Bukkake has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Westerberg shoots in for a takedown but Bukkake shows good takedown defense.
Nice combo by Westerberg! Oh, that's hurt him - Bukkake falls to the canvas and Westerberg follows him into side control.
Bukkake is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bukkake is not content to let Westerberg control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Westerberg goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Bukkake rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Westerberg's guard! Nice work there by Bukkake!
Westerberg working a defensive guard but Bukkake passes into half guard.
Westerberg wants to control but Bukkake is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Westerberg might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Bukkake haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Bukkake wants to get back to his feet.
Westerberg wants to control but Bukkake is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Westerberg is holding on to half guard well.
Westerberg has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Bukkake is working away from the top position though.
Westerberg looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Bukkake tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Westerberg is trying to get back to full guard.
Westerberg is controlling Bukkake's position as best he can from this difficult position.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Kekabu Bukkake is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Westerberg misses with a lunging right hand
and Bukkake connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A head kick misses from Westerberg.
Westerberg misses with an uppercut
and Bukkake counters with a straight right hand.
Westerberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Westerberg throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bukkake counters with a right hand to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Westerberg misses with a double jab
and Bukkake counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts Westerberg off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Bukkake follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but Westerberg was out before he hit the floor.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kekabu Bukkake!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wolfgang Van Beethoven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ole Solseng (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van Beethoven comes to the cage accompanied by Beethoven-Symphony 7. Solseng has chosen Iron Horse - Hero of the Day as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Ole Solseng!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Solseng looks to throw a body kick
and Van Beethoven counters with a left and a right that stings Solseng.
Solseng pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Van Beethoven does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Van Beethoven tests Solseng's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It looks like Ole Solseng has been cut.
A punch lands to the side of Solseng 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Van Beethoven looks to throw the jab but Solseng is out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Van Beethoven blocks the leg kick.
Van Beethoven connects with a high kick.
Sloppy strikes from Van Beethoven . Those never looked like landing.
Van Beethoven cracks the inside of Solseng's front leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Van Beethoven lands a lovely overhand right.
Solseng on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Van Beethoven cracks Solseng with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Solseng looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Van Beethoven finish him?
Solseng is rocked!
The fighters circling - Solseng throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Solseng is still on wobbly legs! Can Van Beethoven finish him?
Van Beethoven is looking to score with low kicks.
Solseng seems to have recovered his senses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Beethoven throws a body shot but no joy.
A lazy body kick from Van Beethoven
and Solseng counters with an inside leg kick.
Solseng connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Van Beethoven momentarily.
Van Beethoven misses with a body kick.
Solseng lands a nice hook to Van Beethoven 's body. Van Beethoven takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Solseng throws a right and a left that Van Beethoven avoids nicely.
A jab from Solseng misses.
Solseng looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Solseng throws a head kick but Van Beethoven moves out of range.
Van Beethoven walks into a stiff left hand from Solseng.
Van Beethoven misses with a looping right.
Solseng is looking to score with low kicks.
Solseng tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Solseng misses with a straight right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Beethoven ducks under a wild hook from Solseng.
Van Beethoven is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A chopping leg kick lands by Solseng.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good work by Van Beethoven as he checks the leg kick.
Solseng comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Van Beethoven .
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Solseng checks a leg kick.
Van Beethoven lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Van Beethoven misses with the body kick
and Solseng connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Solseng misses with a body shot.
Solseng moves out of range of the strikes.
Solseng explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Van Beethoven blocks a head kick by Solseng.
A head kick misses from Solseng.
Solseng throws a leg kick
and Van Beethoven counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Solseng misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Solseng fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Van Beethoven on the side of the head.
Van Beethoven ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Solseng takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A nice combination there by Van Beethoven .
Van Beethoven fails to land with a series of punches.
Van Beethoven throws a shot from downtown. Solseng moves away and avoids it.
Solseng pushes Van Beethoven away with a front kick.
Van Beethoven takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Van Beethoven connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Van Beethoven fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Solseng.
Solseng throws a push kick but Van Beethoven slaps the foot to one side.
Van Beethoven blocks a head kick by Solseng.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van Beethoven lands with a straight right. Solseng didn't see that one coming.
Solseng slips under a jab.
Van Beethoven is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A telegraphed right hand from Van Beethoven misses the target.
Solseng delivers a nice body kick.
Solseng lands with a kick to the temple. Van Beethoven shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Solseng misses with an uppercut.
Van Beethoven lands a jab.
Solseng doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Van Beethoven throws a good cross that connects.
A big right from Van Beethoven misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Van Beethoven on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Van Beethoven changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Solseng lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wolfgang Van Beethoven dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ole Solseng's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Van Beethoven checks the leg kick nicely there.
Van Beethoven is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Solseng can do to turn this around?
Van Beethoven drops Solseng with a beautiful combination! Solseng stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Van Beethoven is looking for the KO!
A solid leg kick lands there for Solseng.
Van Beethoven on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Van Beethoven scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Solseng with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Solseng lands a leg kick that knocks Van Beethoven off balance momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Solseng takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Van Beethoven slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That has opened up Ole Solseng's cut even more.
Van Beethoven is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Solseng takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Van Beethoven cracks Solseng with an open hand slap.
A low kick from Solseng misses
letting Van Beethoven counter with a right hand.
Solseng connects with a good right hand that stumbles Van Beethoven . Van Beethoven circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Solseng throws a sloppy head kick
and Van Beethoven counters with a nice right hand that sends Solseng toppling to the canvas! Solseng scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Van Beethoven finish him?!
Solseng uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van Beethoven .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Beethoven scores with a nice body kick.
Solseng is breathing heavily.
Van Beethoven drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Solseng right on the button. Solseng goes down! Van Beethoven follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Van Beethoven gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
Post fight, an emotional Wolfgang Van Beethoven said 'Thank you thank you! You were a wonderful audience! '.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Renato Crashing Mashin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russel Richards (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Richards's choice of entrance music: Meytal Cohen - Toxicity. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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257 lbs
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276 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Renato Crashing Mashin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Russel Richards!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Richards moves into the clinch.
Crashing Mashin is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Richards to keep the fight standing.
Crashing Mashin blocks an uppercut.
Crashing Mashin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crashing Mashin is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Richards to keep the fight standing.
Richards pushes Crashing Mashin back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Renato Crashing Mashin has been cut.
Richards lands a right hand.
Richards working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Richards misses with some punches.
Richards swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crashing Mashin has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Richards uses from the top position.
Richards stays in close to Crashing Mashin's body and controls the position.
Richards must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Crashing Mashin is trying to keep Richards in close.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Richards is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Richards prevents Crashing Mashin from getting back to his feet.
Crashing Mashin looking for a guillotine here but Richards defends easily.
Richards slips nicely into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Crashing Mashin tries to roll over but Richards keeps him under control.
Crashing Mashin is looking to control Richards's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Crashing Mashin avoid being mounted?
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Crashing Mashin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Richards throws a nice inside leg kick.
Richards swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Richards dives in and scores a takedown into Crashing Mashin's guard.
Crashing Mashin is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Crashing Mashin misses with a head shot. Richards uses the momentum to regain guard.
Richards preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crashing Mashin is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Richards utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Crashing Mashin postures up in Richards's guard and throws a big left but Richards blocks it.
Richards wants to sweep but no luck.
Richards has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Crashing Mashin has passed into side control.
Crashing Mashin works to advance to full mount. Richards defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Richards is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crashing Mashin looking to finish with strikes here!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Russel Richards dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Renato Crashing Mashin's cut.
That's time! Crashing Mashin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Crashing Mashin shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Richards pinned against the cage. Richards gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Crashing Mashin misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Richards misses with a low kick as Crashing Mashin jumps back.
Crashing Mashin is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Richards misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Richards shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Crashing Mashin had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Richards defends it easily.
Russel Richards has got the better of the ground game so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crashing Mashin looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Richards passes into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin wants to get back to full guard but Richards has passed into side control.
Richards wants to control but Crashing Mashin is keeping him busy.
Crashing Mashin wants to control but Richards postures up.
Richards really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Crashing Mashin. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Richards content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Crashing Mashin sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Crashing Mashin is looking to improve his position.
Crashing Mashin gets back to full guard.
Crashing Mashin looking to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Richards looking to sit in guard and control but Crashing Mashin gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Richards has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Crashing Mashin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Richards keeping moving, preventing Crashing Mashin from controlling successfully.
Crashing Mashin won't allow Richards to sweep him here.
Richards keeping moving, preventing Crashing Mashin from controlling successfully.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Crashing Mashin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Richards dodges the punch combination from Crashing Mashin.
Richards fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Crashing Mashin to the ground. Richards is now in Crashing Mashin's guard.
Crashing Mashin has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Richards should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Crashing Mashin has tightened it up now! Richards should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Renato Crashing Mashin!
Renato Crashing Mashin tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huang Tze Long (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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25
273 lbs
15 - 7 - 1 |
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28
142 lbs
9 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Huang Tze Long!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumbass fails to land with a series of punches.
Tze Long fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dumbass fails to land with a series of punches.
TheNewYork Dumbass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dumbass misses with a two punch combination.
Dumbass misses with a combination
so Tze Long counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Tze Long wants to pass the guard but Dumbass is keeping the position.
Tze Long thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Tze Long trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dumbass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tze Long on the ground.
Tze Long drops back looking for a leg! Dumbass is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dumbass manages to kick Tze Long off! Tze Long jumps back into Dumbass's guard.
Tze Long is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumbass looking to control.
Dumbass on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dumbass tries to get out of the position.
Tze Long trying to control but Dumbass is working from the bottom.
Dumbass keeping full guard, as Tze Long tries to pass.
Tze Long pushing down on Dumbass's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tze Long in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Dumbass tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Tze Long!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Huang Tze Long!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viktor Kulakov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sunny Supernova (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kulakov comes to the cage accompanied by Lube-Shparu. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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37
186 lbs
30 - 30 - 1 |
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40
235 lbs
44 - 21 - 0 |
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World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 30 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Viktor Kulakov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
44 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sunny Supernova!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Supernova uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kulakov.
Kulakov swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Supernova.
Kulakov throws a looping overhand right but Supernova ducks down to avoid it.
Supernova throws out a loose jab but Kulakov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Supernova rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kulakov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kulakov misses with a body shot.
Supernova uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kulakov.
Supernova just misses with a punch to the body.
Supernova thows a left - swing and a miss!
Supernova rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kulakov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kulakov stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kulakov wants it to stay on the feet.
Supernova throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kulakov counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Supernova slips a jab from Kulakov.
Kulakov dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Supernova cracks Kulakov with an open hand slap.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kulakov walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kulakov just misses with a punch to the body.
Sunny Supernova seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Supernova misses with a jab, cross combination.
Supernova bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Supernova just misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kulakov looks to land a combination but Supernova avoids it well.
No joy there for Kulakov, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kulakov lunges at Supernova with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Supernova's hand.
It looks like Sunny Supernova has been cut.
Supernova scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Supernova misses with a wild combination.
Supernova fails to land with a series of punches.
Supernova staying out of range there.
Supernova is looking to score with low kicks.
Kulakov lands a head shot.
Supernova throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kulakov punishes Supernova's body with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kulakov misses with a two punch combination.
Kulakov moves into range and connects with a jab.
Supernova rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kulakov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kulakov lands with a good body shot.
Kulakov avoids a punch combination nicely.
Supernova throws a looping overhand right but Kulakov ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kulakov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Supernova throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kulakov counters with a one-two to the body.
Kulakov lands a nice looking body shot.
Kulakov fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Supernova looks to land a right hand but Kulakov moved out of range.
Supernova misses with an uppercut. Kulakov saw that one coming.
Kulakov jabs at Supernova's body.
Kulakov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slow jab from Kulakov misses its intended target.
Supernova scores with a three punch combo!
Supernova misses the jab.
Kulakov fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Supernova on the side of the head.
Kulakov misses with a series of wild punches.
Supernova on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Good shot there by Kulakov.
Kulakov cracks Supernova with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Supernova looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Kulakov finish him?
Supernova is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kulakov drops Supernova with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Supernova! Kulakov dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Viktor Kulakov!
An out of breath Viktor Kulakov thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I'm gonna live forever. Hogan has chosen Real American as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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31
264 lbs
24 - 23 - 0 |
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37
258 lbs
64 - 30 - 0 |
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Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
64 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hogan takes the fight into the clinch.
Hogan lands a right hand.
Hogan works on Bla's body with a couple of short punches.
Hogan gets underhooks to prevent Bla's takedown attempt.
Hogan lands a nice shot to the body.
Bla tries for a takedown but Hogan manages to get underhooks.
Bla tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hogan just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bla Bla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bla fails to pull guard.
Bla goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hogan prevents it.
Hogan content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bla fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Bla tries for a takedown. No joy.
Good body shot from Hogan.
Bla is breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bla changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Hogan fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Hogan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hogan takes the fight into the clinch.
Bla is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Hogan to keep the fight standing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan lands on the inside with an uppercut.
It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
Hogan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bla backwards.
The referee is keeping an eye on Hogan - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Bla is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Hogan is defending well.
Bla is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hogan pulls him back up using the underhooks.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hogan.
Hogan lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hogan.
Good body shot from Hogan.
Hogan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Hogan.
Hogan lands a left hand.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Hogan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nice body punch from Hogan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hogan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bla backwards.
Hogan pressing his opponent against the cage.
Nice body punch from Hogan.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hogan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hogan leaning against his opponent.
Hogan prevents the takedown attempt.
Hogan prevents a takedown attempt there.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hogan.
A right hook to the body lands for Hogan.
Hogan scores with a hook to the body.
Hogan works on Bla's body with a couple of short punches.
Hogan lands a body punch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Hogan digs a right hand into Bla's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bla's gas tank.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.
Hogan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Hogan.
A hook to the body from Hogan.
Hogan lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan digs a right hand underneath Bla's ribcage. Bla let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right hand to the body from Hogan.
Hogan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hogan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hogan lands with a right to the head.
Hogan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bla backwards.
Hogan slowing the pace effectively.
Hogan lands a right hand.
Bla Bla's cut is getting worse.
Hogan manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Hogan scores with a shot to the side of Bla's head.
Hogan lands a body punch.
Hogan presses Bla against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bla being controlled against the cage.
Hogan cracks Bla with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.
Hogan digs a right hand into Bla's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bla's gas tank.
Hogan scores with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Hogan.
Hogan just leaning against Bla, taking a breather.
Hogan lands a shoulder strike.
Hogan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bla backwards.
Hogan lands a nice shot to the body.
Hogan works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Hogan lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bla is rocked!
Hogan is leaning against Bla and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Oh Bla is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hogan leaning his opponent against the cage.
Bla seems to have got his legs back now.
Hogan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hogan lands an uppercut.
Hogan is pushing Bla up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Hogan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hulk Hogan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bla Bla's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Hogan lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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Main event
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaakko Kilpinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Golem is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Geo dude geo geo dude. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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33
220 lbs
26 - 20 - 0 |
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37
231 lbs
44 - 19 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jaakko Kilpinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
44 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geodude Golem!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilpinen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Golem connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kilpinen's hands.
BOOM! Golem lands a beautiful left hook that drops Kilpinen. Kilpinen tries to recover but Golem is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Kilpinen lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Geodude Golem!
Post fight, an emotional Geodude Golem said 'Geodude, Geodude, Geodude...'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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