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Dynasty 251 PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Mirko McCracken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mirko McCracken is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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300 lbs
22 - 11 - 1 |
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300 lbs
21 - 11 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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World class MT
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mirko McCracken!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from McCracken.
Nice defenses there by Bill.
Bill scores with a three punch combo!
It looks like Mirko McCracken has been cut.
Bill lands a head kick that bluckles McCracken and drops him to the canvas. He's still conscious but it looks like it's going to take him the full 10 seconds to get back his senses! He's up on 9 and seems to be just about OK to continue.... the referee agrees and we're back to the action with Bill no doubt looking to push for a finish!
McCracken is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCracken throws the left hand but Bill avoids the punch easily.
McCracken throws a body kick that misses
and Bill counters with a big right hook, that lands right on the temple! McCracken goes down! Bill rushes to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. This one's going to be close! 3,4,5,6,7... McCracken is up to one knee.... 8,9.... He's up! The referee says he's good to go, so we're back to the action!
Oh McCracken is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McCracken tries to get into range but Bill steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops McCracken! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Bill scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Shitty Bill!
Shitty Bill is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Shitty Bill made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors VIRAL COMBAT and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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