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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Valera Kamenskiy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rasputin kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is TURISAS - Rasputin. Kamenskiy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The only. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



225 cm
42
289 lbs
30 - 31 - 0
187 cm
36
250 lbs
12 - 19 - 0
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 19 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Valera Kamenskiy!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and George Francis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamenskiy doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kamenskiy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Valera Kamenskiy has been cut.
Kamenskiy digs a good hook to Rasputin's body.
Rasputin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kamenskiy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Rasputin throws a leg kick but Kamenskiy checks it.
Kamenskiy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Kamenskiy has closed the distance and engaged Rasputin in a clinch.
Rasputin is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kamenskiy breaks from the clinch.
Rasputin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kamenskiy tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Rasputin defends well and Kamenskiy ends up having to push Rasputin into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Rasputin went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kamenskiy feints and as Rasputin raises his hands in defense, Kamenskiy changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Rasputin pushes Kamenskiy off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Kamenskiy tries to clinch but Rasputin is having none of it.

Kamenskiy fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Rasputin to the ground. Kamenskiy is now in Rasputin's guard.
Kamenskiy must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Rasputin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kamenskiy.
Rasputin wants to stand but Kamenskiy is controlling the position.

Rasputin has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Kamenskiy is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rasputin wants to break the clinch but can't.

Rasputin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rasputin fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kamenskiy misses with a wild body shot.
Rasputin tries for a takedown but Kamenskiy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kamenskiy throws a low kick but it's checked well by Rasputin.
Rasputin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Kamenskiy closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Rasputin quickly recovers to half guard.

Rasputin manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Kamenskiy has a takedown stuffed.
Rasputin is looking to counter punch.
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Valera Kamenskiy.
Kamenskiy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kamenskiy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kamenskiy doesn't manage to clinch there - Rasputin circles away.
Rasputin fails to land the takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rasputin slips a jab and a cross from Kamenskiy.
Kamenskiy avoids a punch combination nicely.
And Kamenskiy tries to counter it with a takedown but Rasputin pushes his down on his head and steps out.

Rasputin darts in and clinches Kamenskiy up against the cage.
Kamenskiy jumps guard but Rasputin stands there with Kamenskiy around his waist. Kamenskiy gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Kamenskiy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Rasputin lands a hook that snaps the head of Kamenskiy backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kamenskiy is looking for a takedown.

Rasputin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kamenskiy tries for a takedown but Rasputin sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Rasputin blocks the body kick.
It looked like Rasputin was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Nice sprawl there from Rasputin as Kamenskiy shoots in.
It looked like Rasputin was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Kamenskiy shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Rasputin defends it nicely.
Kamenskiy with a poor takedown
and Rasputin counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Kamenskiy falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin!
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Das Labor logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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FIGHT
RATING
39%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sean McNamara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stromile Farseer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McNamara comes to the cage accompanied by Massive Attack - Teardrop (House M.D.). Stromile Farseer has the eye of the tiger tonight.



180 cm
44
225 lbs
22 - 32 - 0
196 cm
33
222 lbs
21 - 13 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Good chin
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 32 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sean McNamara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stromile Farseer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McNamara changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Farseer looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Farseer is looking for a sweep.
Farseer is not content to let McNamara control the position.
Farseer is trying to get back to half guard.
Farseer gets back to half guard.
Farseer tries to get to full guard but McNamara has control of the leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McNamara is taking a breather. Farseer says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McNamara seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Farseer for as long as he can get away with.
Farseer is trying to control but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McNamara not doing much here.
McNamara is trying to control. Farseer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Farseer is trying to get back to full guard.
Farseer holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
McNamara is controlling the pace.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McNamara avoids the head kick by Farseer.
McNamara was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McNamara crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Farseer - the referee stops the clock and McNamara gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Farseer. McNamara manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Farseer throws a quick inside leg kick.
McNamara shoots and misses
and Farseer counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McNamara will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Despite the aggression on Farseer's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
McNamara has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Farseer.
Farseer fakes the leg kick and cracks McNamara in the body.
McNamara is breathing heavily.
A low kick from McNamara misses
and Farseer counters with a left to the body.
Farseer thuds his shin into the meat of McNamara's side.
We've been hearing reports that McNamara has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farseer thuds a left hand into McNamara's body.
Farseer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McNamara circles away quickly and effectively.
McNamara misses with a combination
and Farseer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Farseer is looking to slow McNamara down with leg kicks.

Farseer changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. McNamara looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The strikes coming from Farseer are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Farseer trying to control the position but McNamara is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McNamara trying to remain calm as Farseer controls from the top position.
Farseer lands an elbow.
McNamara is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Farseer asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Farseer throws a strike aimed at the side of McNamara's head but McNamara avoids it well.
McNamara takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
McNamara takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
McNamara might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farseer is trying to ground and pound but McNamara uses the momentary lack of control by Farseer to regain half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Farseer connects with a nice short shot to McNamara's temple.
McNamara on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McNamara tries to get to full guard but Farseer has control of the leg.

Farseer seems to be trying to get a kimura but instead McNamara has recovered full guard.
McNamara utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stromile Farseer dominated that round.
That's time! McNamara's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


McNamara shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Farseer but Farseer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McNamara misses with a two punch combination.
McNamara on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Farseer. Farseer obviously looking to wear him down.
Farseer lands with a nice combination. McNamara backs away looking to recover.
Farseer stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Farseer wants it to stay on the feet.
Farseer bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
McNamara shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Farseer as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sean McNamara. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Farseer cracks McNamara with an uppercut from hell and McNamara crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Farseer's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!

It looks like Sean McNamara has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Farseer throwing strikes from guard but McNamara blocks nicely.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Farseer accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Farseer lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Farseer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farseer postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Farseer stands and throws McNamara's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Farseer working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Farseer wants to control but McNamara is keeping him busy.
Farseer working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Farseer cracks McNamara with a big elbow.
Farseer misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McNamara parries the strikes from Farseer easily there. Farseer is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable McNamara to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McNamara wants to control but Farseer postures up.
Farseer lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McNamara down.
Farseer sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but McNamara is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
McNamara is looking to reverse the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Farseer working the head and body with strikes.
Farseer wants to lay and pray for a moment but McNamara keeps working.
Farseer misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Farseer trying to control the position but McNamara is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farseer tries to score with some ground and pound. McNamara controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Farseer is working McNamara over with some ground and pound from side control.
McNamara pushes Farseer away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Farseer gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Farseer is looking to take a break and control but McNamara is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Farseer creates some space and throws a big elbow, but McNamara sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Farseer creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
McNamara looking for a sweep but Farseer has passed into full mount! Oh no!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farseer has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of McNamara's face.
Farseer breaks from McNamara's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Farseer postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks McNamara out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Farseer goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Stromile Farseer!
A relieved looking Stromile Farseer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
47%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Roger Schwarzeneg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Waltari Suokuokka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suokuokka has chosen Paul Engemann - Scarface (Push It to the Limit) as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Roger Schwarzeneg had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business



181 cm
40
190 lbs
27 - 45 - 0
184 cm
41
194 lbs
20 - 20 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 45 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Schwarzeneg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 20 - 0, fighting out of London, Waltari Suokuokka!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Wesley Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suokuokka keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Suokuokka has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Schwarzeneg is landing a low percentage of strikes.

Suokuokka darts in and clinches Schwarzeneg up against the cage.

Suokuokka breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Suokuokka gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Schwarzeneg to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Suokuokka is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Schwarzeneg connecting with a few gentle strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Suokuokka prevents Schwarzeneg from improving his position.
Schwarzeneg is not content to let Suokuokka control the position.
Schwarzeneg wants to improve his position but Suokuokka is controlling well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Suokuokka seems content to control.
Suokuokka landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Schwarzeneg trying to control from the bottom.
Schwarzeneg is trying to stand back up but Suokuokka is controlling him
Suokuokka is thwarting Schwarzeneg's attempts to control the position.

Suokuokka stands up and beckons Schwarzeneg to join him on the feet.

Schwarzeneg throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Suokuokka tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Schwarzeneg is in Suokuokka's guard.
Suokuokka wants to sweep but no luck.
Suokuokka is controlling Schwarzeneg's posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Schwarzeneg manages to get himself to full guard.

Suokuokka is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Schwarzeneg is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Schwarzeneg is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Suokuokka throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Schwarzeneg works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Suokuokka pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Schwarzeneg is keeping the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka prevents Schwarzeneg from getting back to his feet.
Suokuokka scoring with punches to the head and body.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Schwarzeneg manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Suokuokka pressing his opponent against the cage.
Suokuokka lands a shoulder strike.

It looks like Roger Schwarzeneg has been cut.
Schwarzeneg is trying to pull guard but Suokuokka has him pressed against the cage.
Suokuokka lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Schwarzeneg is trying to pull guard but Suokuokka has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roger Schwarzeneg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Suokuokka slowing the pace effectively.
Suokuokka lands a damaging elbow.
Suokuokka presses Schwarzeneg against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Suokuokka.
Suokuokka lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schwarzeneg backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schwarzeneg tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Suokuokka just stands there and leans against the cage.
Suokuokka lands a right hand.

Suokuokka breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Suokuokka displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Schwarzeneg.
Schwarzeneg tries for a takedown but Suokuokka sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Schwarzeneg with a lazy takedown attempt
and Suokuokka counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Schwarzeneg is breathing heavily.

Suokuokka clinches with his opponent.

Suokuokka manages to pull guard.
Suokuokka wants to sweep but no luck.
Suokuokka controlling Schwarzeneg's posture.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Waltari Suokuokka dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Roger Schwarzeneg's cut.
That's time! Schwarzeneg's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Schwarzeneg misses with a takedown
and Suokuokka counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schwarzeneg shoots in but Suokuokka avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Schwarzeneg tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Suokuokka cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Suokuokka has closed the distance and engaged Schwarzeneg in a clinch.
Suokuokka has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A nice left hand lands by Suokuokka.
Suokuokka lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Schwarzeneg tries to pull guard but Suokuokka holds him up against the cage and eventually Schwarzeneg drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roger Schwarzeneg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A hook to the body from Suokuokka.
Schwarzeneg takes an elbow to the forehead.
Schwarzeneg can't get the takedown.
Schwarzeneg wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suokuokka is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Suokuokka has Schwarzeneg pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Suokuokka pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Schwarzeneg tumbling to the mat - Suokuokka dives into Schwarzeneg's guard.
Schwarzeneg being controlled here, momentarily.
Schwarzeneg keeping moving, preventing Suokuokka from controlling successfully.
Suokuokka is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Suokuokka throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Schwarzeneg works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzeneg is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Suokuokka is controlling him.
Schwarzeneg is trying to control the position but Suokuokka postures up.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Waltari Suokuokka has got the better of the ground game so far.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

Suokuokka drives through and clinches with Schwarzeneg against the cage.
Schwarzeneg tries to pull guard but Suokuokka forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Waltari Suokuokka seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Schwarzeneg takes a shot to the head.
Schwarzeneg fails to pull guard.
Suokuokka lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schwarzeneg backwards.
Still in the clinch, Suokuokka scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schwarzeneg backwards.

Suokuokka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Suokuokka forces Schwarzeneg back against the cage and clinches.
The referee calls for Suokuokka to work.
Schwarzeneg avoiding damage as Suokuokka throws knees to the body.
Suokuokka lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Schwarzeneg or not.
Suokuokka tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Suokuokka can't get the takedown.
Suokuokka controlling the action here for a moment.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Suokuokka creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka slowing the pace effectively.
Suokuokka misses with a hook to the ribs.
Schwarzeneg tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Schwarzeneg blocks a body shot from Suokuokka.

Suokuokka successfully pulls guard.
Schwarzeneg passes Suokuokka's left leg - he's now in half guard.

Schwarzeneg is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Suokuokka defends it well.
Suokuokka is looking to control Schwarzeneg's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Suokuokka avoid being mounted?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Waltari Suokuokka showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Roger Schwarzeneg's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.


Suokuokka throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

Suokuokka gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Schwarzeneg fails to pull guard.
Suokuokka pushes Schwarzeneg back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Suokuokka is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Suokuokka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Suokuokka tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schwarzeneg avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwarzeneg fails to pull guard.
Schwarzeneg jumps guard but Suokuokka turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roger Schwarzeneg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Suokuokka lands a shoulder strike.
Suokuokka is struggling to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzeneg prevents a body shot from Suokuokka.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Suokuokka.
Schwarzeneg tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Suokuokka just stands there and leans against the cage.
Suokuokka prevents Schwarzeneg from breaking the clinch.
Suokuokka effectively controlling the action here.
A short right from Suokuokka on the inside.
Suokuokka lands with a right to the head.

Suokuokka jumps into guard, dragging Schwarzeneg to the mat.
Schwarzeneg sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Suokuokka wants to sweep but no luck.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzeneg being controlled here momentarily.
Schwarzeneg looking to pass the guard.
Waltari Suokuokka is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Schwarzeneg wants to control from the top but Suokuokka keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Schwarzeneg accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Roger Schwarzeneg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzeneg stopping the sweep attempt from Suokuokka.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Suokuokka keeping moving, preventing Schwarzeneg from controlling successfully.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Schwarzeneg shoots for a takedown but Suokuokka saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Suokuokka moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Schwarzeneg has a takedown stuffed.
Schwarzeneg swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Schwarzeneg fails to land the takedown.
Schwarzeneg shoots in but Suokuokka avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Suokuokka moves into range and clinches up with Schwarzeneg.
Schwarzeneg has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzeneg throws a punch but it's blocked by Suokuokka.
Suokuokka is struggling to control the position.
Suokuokka lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Suokuokka gets through Schwarzeneg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Schwarzeneg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Waltari Suokuokka comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Suokuokka has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 25:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 25:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Waltari Suokuokka!

After winning the bout, Waltari Suokuokka thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jackson Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sean Ripgut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thomas comes to the cage accompanied by Patroit's Anthem. Jackson Thomas has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



189 cm
35
213 lbs
16 - 11 - 1
190 cm
42
225 lbs
29 - 12 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed


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Conquer


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Jackson Thomas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sean Ripgut!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ripgut shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Thomas's guard.
Ripgut is working Thomas over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Thomas tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Thomas seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Ripgut with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Thomas working a defensive guard here.
Thomas preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Thomas is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Ripgut throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Thomas manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Ripgut manages to get himself to full guard.

Ripgut throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Ripgut keeping full guard, as Thomas tries to pass.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ripgut is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Ripgut will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Ripgut looking for a sweep. Not yet Ripgut, not yet.
Ripgut trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Ripgut will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Ripgut tries to strike from the bottom.

Thomas stands and steps away. Ripgut gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Ripgut closes the distance and clinches up with Thomas, looking for a takedown. Ripgut pushes Thomas against the cage but Thomas circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ripgut fails to land the takedown.
Nice uppercut lands for Thomas. That snapped Ripgut's head back.
Thomas looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Ripgut closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Thomas to the mat! Thomas manages to get full guard.
Thomas wants to sweep but no luck.
Thomas pulls Ripgut in close to his closed guard and prevents Ripgut from doing any damage or advancing position.
Ripgut prevents Thomas from getting back to his feet.
Ripgut stands up over Thomas, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ripgut accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ripgut works over Thomas with some ground and pound from guard.
Thomas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ripgut.
Thomas wants to stand and escape but Ripgut is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Thomas utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Thomas wants to sweep here but Ripgut controlling him for the moment.
Ripgut missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Ripgut throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Thomas works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Ripgut loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Ripgut throwing strikes from guard but Thomas blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Thomas managing to control the position.
Thomas wants to get back to his feet but Ripgut is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Ripgut postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thomas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ripgut.
Thomas is adopting a defensive guard.
Thomas manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Ripgut manages to get himself to full guard.


That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ripgut trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Ripgut tries to strike from the bottom.
Ripgut throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Thomas won't allow Ripgut to sweep him here.
Ripgut trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Thomas is pushing down on Ripgut's leg trying to pass to half guard. Ripgut is fighting to maintain full guard but Thomas has managed to sneak the leg through.
Thomas wants to stand up but Ripgut is controlling the position.
Thomas blocks the strikes from Ripgut.
The fighters are battling for position here. Ripgut manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Thomas sitting in guard here, content to control.
Ripgut striking off his back but it's not causing Thomas any problems.
Thomas sitting in guard here, content to control.
Ripgut lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Thomas is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Ripgut missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Thomas pushes Ripgut off and gets back to his feet.
Thomas throws a head kick that misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Ripgut.
A counter left hand to the body from Thomas misses its target.
Jackson Thomas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sean Ripgut.
Thomas throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Ripgut on the side of the head.
Jackson Thomas is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ripgut.
Thomas swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Thomas sets himself, and Ripgut steps forward looking for the clinch! Thomas avoids it this time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ripgut shoots for a takedown but Thomas saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Thomas misses its target.

Ripgut closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Ripgut lands in his opponent's guard.
Thomas preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Thomas tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Ripgut stands up and waves to Thomas to follow him.
Ripgut looks for a takedown but Thomas sprawls well.
Thomas is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Ripgut on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jackson Thomas will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Ripgut moves away from the strike by Thomas.
Thomas throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ripgut doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Thomas counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ripgut keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ripgut will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Thomas throwing a counter right hand but Ripgut manages to avoid it.

Ripgut shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Thomas's guard.
Ripgut missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Ripgut missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Thomas is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Thomas is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Ripgut is controlling him.

Thomas is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Ripgut is looking to take this one to the mat.
Jackson Thomas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sean Ripgut.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Thomas takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Ripgut drops down looking for an ankle pick but Thomas pulls his leg out and moves away.
Thomas scores with a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ripgut shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Ripgut showed some decent athleticism there.
Thomas looks like he's trying to stand up.
Thomas is holding on to half guard well.
Thomas tries to roll over but Ripgut keeps him under control.
Ripgut has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Ripgut throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Thomas blocking the ground and pound attempt from Ripgut.

Thomas pushes Ripgut off and gets back to his feet.
Thomas throws a nice looking combination but Ripgut bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas throws a head kick but Ripgut moves out of range.
Ripgut shoots in for a takedown but Thomas shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Thomas swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

Ripgut feints and as Thomas raises his hands in defense, Ripgut changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thomas is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Ripgut is controlling him.
Ripgut working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Thomas's head.
Ripgut in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Thomas wants to stand and escape but Ripgut is having none of it.
Thomas utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Thomas pulls Ripgut in close to prevent any damage.
Ripgut in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Thomas seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

Thomas pushes Ripgut off and scrambles back to his feet.

Ripgut shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Ripgut was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
An elbow from Ripgut crashes against the mat.
Thomas taking a bit of punishment here - Ripgut scoring with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ripgut working the ground and pound from side control.
Thomas tries to escape but Ripgut is in control.
Ripgut cracks Thomas with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Ripgut misses with the ground and pound.
Thomas avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Ripgut.
Thomas regains half guard.
Sean Ripgut has got the better of the ground game so far.
Ripgut thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Thomas's head.
Thomas wants to get back to his feet.

Thomas manages to escape and get back to his feet!
A jab from Thomas misses.
Thomas swings for the body but Ripgut moves out of range.
Ripgut tries to clinch but Thomas is having none of it.
Ripgut shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Thomas but Thomas pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A little feinted left hand from Thomas on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ripgut fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thomas throws a jab but it's blocked by Ripgut.

Ripgut looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Thomas keeping hold of Ripgut's head, controlling as best he can.
Ripgut scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Thomas has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Ripgut is working away from the top position though.
Thomas gets back to full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thomas wants to sweep but no luck.
Ripgut throws a big right hand that misses.
Thomas is pulling down on Ripgut's head to control his posture.
Ripgut postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jackson Thomas will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.


Ripgut fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Thomas lands a jab.
Jackson Thomas is winning the standup battle so far.
Ripgut goes for a double leg but Thomas avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Thomas continues to drive forward.
Thomas lands a head kick!

It looks like Sean Ripgut has been cut.
Good exchange - Thomas coming out on top.

Ripgut is rocked!
Ripgut slips under a jab from Thomas.
Ripgut is still on wobbly legs! Can Thomas finish him?
Ripgut moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Thomas fails to land with a series of punches.
Thomas defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ripgut.
Jackson Thomas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sean Ripgut.
Thomas throws an overhand right that lands on Ripgut's shoulder, as Ripgut tries to avoid the shot.
Thomas scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ripgut shoots in for a takedown but Thomas shows good takedown defense.
Thomas keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ripgut on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ripgut takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Thomas swats away the attempt to clinch by Ripgut.
Thomas is looking to counter with a body kick.
Ripgut seems to have recovered his senses.

Ripgut feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ripgut scoring with punches to the head and body.
Thomas has Ripgut pulled in close to control his posture.
Thomas working a defensive guard here.
Thomas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ripgut.

Thomas is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Ripgut is looking to take this one to the mat.
Ripgut is trying to drag Thomas to the mat but Thomas just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Ripgut has a couple of punches blocked by Thomas.
Thomas stalling the fight.
Ripgut is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Thomas pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Thomas misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ripgut.
Thomas just leaning against Ripgut, taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas tries to stall but Ripgut uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Ripgut is looking for a takedown.
Thomas prevents a takedown attempt there.
Thomas lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thomas misses with a knee to the head.
Thomas stalling in the clinch but Ripgut improves position.
Ripgut tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Thomas just stands there and leans against the cage.
Thomas is looking to control Ripgut's arms but Ripgut gets an underhook and turns him. Now Thomas has his back to the cage.
Ripgut tries for a takedown but Thomas manages to get underhooks.
Ripgut prevents a body shot from Thomas.
Ripgut letting Thomas take a breather here.
Stalling in the clinch from Thomas.
Ripgut drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Thomas gets the underhooks and prevents it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thomas.
Thomas is trying to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jackson Thomas.
Ripgut tries to clinch but Thomas is having none of it.
Thomas misses with a hook. Ripgut ducked under it nicely.
Thomas wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thomas stuffs the takedown attempt from Ripgut. Ripgut gets slowly back to his feet.
Ripgut walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ripgut takes one to the chin there.
Thomas scores with a nice strike.
Thomas just misses with a punch to the body.
Thomas lands with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Thomas misses the target.
Ripgut blocks a jab.

Ripgut shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Thomas napping and manages to drive through into side control!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thomas tries to improve position but can't.
Ripgut throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Thomas is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Ripgut is controlling him well.
Ripgut scores with a couple of short elbows.
Thomas struggling a bit here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ripgut creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Thomas sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Thomas dodges the ground and pound from Ripgut.
Ripgut working away.
Thomas tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Ripgut wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The strikes coming from Ripgut are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Thomas struggling a bit here.
Thomas isn't going anywhere.
Thomas wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Thomas manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Thomas blocks the strikes from Ripgut.
Ripgut flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Ripgut throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Sean Ripgut has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ripgut missing with punches from the bottom.

Ripgut looking for submissions off his back.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jackson Thomas showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Thomas, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jackson Thomas!

In his post fight interview, Jackson Thomas gave a big smile as he said 'This is it people, this is fucking it!!!! The New World Order is islam!!! I know it sounds crazy and paranoid but look around.... Islamization is real.'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alan Pitbull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Michaels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Michaels has chosen Gimme Shelter as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



205 cm
33
210 lbs
17 - 16 - 0
187 cm
33
212 lbs
17 - 15 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alan Pitbull!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Karl Michaels!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitbull closes the distance and clinches up with Michaels, looking for a takedown. Pitbull pushes Michaels against the cage but Michaels circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Pitbull slips under a jab.
Michaels jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Michaels throws a nice inside leg kick.
Michaels throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitbull misses with a jab, cross combination.
Michaels looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Michaels throws a series of strikes that have Pitbull backpedaling.
Pitbull looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Michaels defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pitbull.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Michaels lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Michaels misses with a combination
and Pitbull counters with a head kick.
Pitbull defending well as Michaels loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Michaels throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Michaels drops Pitbull with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Pitbull looks back up at him and smiles so Michaels waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Pitbull is rocked!
Pitbull takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Oh Pitbull is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pitbull drops his hands momentarily. Michaels doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Pitbull staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Pitbull doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Karl Michaels!
After the big win, Karl Michaels made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between John Moneybags (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gabriel Zagorno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gabriel Zagorno acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.



150 cm
36
144 lbs
17 - 11 - 2
165 cm
34
140 lbs
20 - 15 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Excellent grappler
World class MT
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Moneybags!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gabriel Zagorno!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zagorno looks for a takedown but Moneybags sprawls well.
Zagorno fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Moneybags looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Moneybags takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Moneybags misses with a straight left.
Zagorno lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Zagorno throws an overhand right that lands on Moneybags's shoulder, as Moneybags tries to avoid the shot.
Zagorno takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Moneybags misses with a body shot.
A slow jab from Moneybags misses its intended target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moneybags misses with a low kick.
Nice takedown defense from Moneybags. No joy for Zagorno on that attempt.

Moneybags gets a clinch.
Moneybags lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zagorno or not.
Moneybags lands an elbow inside that Zagorno shrugs off.

It looks like Gabriel Zagorno has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zagorno blocks an elbow strike from Moneybags.
Moneybags lands a nice uppercut.
Zagorno struggles to land a body shot inside as Moneybags controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zagorno.
Moneybags keeps control of Zagorno as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Moneybags swings wildly with an uppercut but Zagorno uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zagorno lands a right hand.
Moneybags swings wildly with an uppercut but Zagorno uses good head movement to avoid it.
Moneybags has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Moneybags.

Moneybags breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
No joy there for Zagorno, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A jab from Moneybags misses.
Zagorno darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Zagorno has his takedown stuffed
and Moneybags counters with a straight right hand.
John Moneybags has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gabriel Zagorno.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moneybags displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Zagorno.
Zagorno misses with a jab to the body
and Moneybags counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Moneybags tries to clinch up.
Moneybags works the jab nicely.
Moneybags fails to land with a series of punches.
Zagorno lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Zagorno darts in looking for a takedown but Moneybags gets double underhooks and turns Zagorno into the cage.
Zagorno is trying hard to land a takedown here. Moneybags sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Zagorno moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Zagorno misses with a series of wild punches.
Zagorno on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zagorno will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Moneybags paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Zagorno throws a hook but Moneybags blocks it.
Zagorno shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Zagorno ducks under a wild hook from Moneybags.
Moneybags wants to clinch up but Zagorno keeps it at a distance.
Zagorno on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Moneybags throws a leg kick
letting Zagorno counter with a right hand.
Moneybags walks into a stiff left hand from Zagorno.
Zagorno lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A big right from Moneybags misses.
Moneybags tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zagorno was well out of range. Poor timing from Moneybags.
Moneybags works Zagorno's body with a nice hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zagorno stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moneybags defending well as Zagorno loads up on a big left hand.
Zagorno lands a jab to Moneybags's midsection.

Moneybags pushes Zagorno up against the cage in a clinch.
Moneybags struggles to land a body shot inside as Zagorno controls his hands.
Zagorno misses with a hook to the ribs.
Moneybags tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zagorno is trying to push Moneybags away but Moneybags has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Zagorno dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Moneybags leaning his opponent against the cage.
Zagorno blocks a body shot from Moneybags.
A nice right hand lands inside from Zagorno.
Moneybags tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that John Moneybags will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Gabriel Zagorno's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!


Zagorno tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Moneybags is able to avoid easily.
Zagorno cracks Moneybags with an open hand slap.
Moneybags slips a jab from Zagorno.
Zagorno is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Zagorno lands a jab to the head.
Zagorno steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Moneybags.
Moneybags pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Moneybags ducks under a wild hook from Zagorno.
Moneybags is looking to clinch.
Moneybags misses the shot to the body.
Zagorno digs a good hook to Moneybags's body.
Gabriel Zagorno seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moneybags thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zagorno misses with a wild combination.
Zagorno darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Zagorno misses the target.
Moneybags shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Zagorno uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Moneybags.
Moneybags misses the jab.
Moneybags on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Zagorno throws a leg kick but Moneybags checks it.
Moneybags throws a jab but it's blocked by Zagorno.
Zagorno thows a leg kick but Moneybags checks it
and Moneybags counters with a one-two to the body.
Zagorno slips under a jab from Moneybags.
Zagorno avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Moneybags looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Moneybags throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zagorno! But no joy.
Zagorno dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Good exchange - Zagorno coming out on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zagorno connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Moneybags's hands.
Zagorno has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zagorno blocks a head kick by Moneybags.

Zagorno shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Zagorno was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Zagorno working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Zagorno is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Moneybags will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Moneybags looks to move to half guard but instead Zagorno has passed into mount! Damn!
Zagorno lands a big shot there that rocks Moneybags but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Zagorno thowing shots but they're missing.
Zagorno has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zagorno lands a couple of good shots and Moneybags has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Zagorno throwing wild punches that miss their target.
Zagorno is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Moneybags up.

It looks like John Moneybags has been cut.

Zagorno is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Moneybags defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.

Zagorno is working for a rear naked choke. Moneybags is not defending it well and Zagorno has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Moneybags refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Moneybags's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Gabriel Zagorno!
Gabriel Zagorno is the new bantamweight champion!
After winning the bout, Gabriel Zagorno thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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RATING
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Loco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Light (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Light has chosen Ride for This-Fabolous as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!



205 cm
36
275 lbs
21 - 17 - 1
195 cm
38
283 lbs
25 - 17 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, El Loco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby Light!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Light takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Light is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Loco swings for the body but Light moves out of range.
Light drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Loco defends it well.
Light slips a straight right by Loco.
Light has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Loco lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A lazy left from Loco finds it's target.
Loco lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Light tries to bum rush Loco with a series of wild strikes but Loco uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Light ducks under a wild hook from Loco.
Light will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Loco scores with a decent looking hook.
Light takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Light goes for a double leg but Loco avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Loco continues to drive forward.
Loco looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice defenses there by Light.
Loco feints a jab promting Light to slip. Loco then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Light slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Loco has closed the distance and engaged Light in a clinch.

Light lands a takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Light prevents Loco from getting back to his feet.
Loco trying to control the position here.
Light looking to pass the guard.
Loco seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Loco not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Light in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Light lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Light drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Light jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Loco avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Light stops Loco from standing up.
Loco wants to sweep here but Light controlling him for the moment.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Light accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Loco wants to stand up but Light is controlling him.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Light misses with a takedown attempt
and Loco cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
El Loco has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobby Light.
Light wants to clinch.
Loco will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Light tries a head kick but it misses.
Loco definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Light on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Loco is looking to slow Light down with leg kicks.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Light tries to pull guard but Loco won't allow it.
Light changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Loco fights it off and pushes away nicely.
A decent looking cross lands there for Loco.
Loco clobbers Light with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Light uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Loco.
Loco connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Light momentarily.
Light fails to land the takedown.
Loco throwing a counter right hand but Light manages to avoid it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Loco, as that shot connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loco swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Loco is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nice sprawl there from Loco as Light shoots in.
Light shoots for a takedown but Loco saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Light tries to move into range but Loco moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good standup being displayed there by Loco as he connects with a hook.
Loco throws a shot to the body.
Loco bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Light's head backwards.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Light.
Loco lands a slapping body shot.
Loco lands a jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Loco misses the target.
Loco tests Light's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Light wants to clinch
and Loco counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

El Loco dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Light shoots in looking for a takedown but Loco manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Light's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Light darts in looking for a takedown but Loco gets double underhooks and turns Light into the cage.
An inside leg kick lands from Loco.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Loco enables Light to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Loco manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Loco is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Light won't allow Loco to get back to his feet.
Loco avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Loco looking for a sweep. Not yet Loco, not yet.

Loco scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Light tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Loco to counter with a crisp jab.
Loco is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Loco defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Light.
El Loco has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobby Light.
Light shoots in for a takedown but Loco shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loco lands with an overhand left.
El Loco is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Light tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Loco is looking to counter punch.
Bobby Light is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Loco scores with a punch to the head.
Loco with a hook.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Loco, right into the meat.
Loco throws a good cross that connects.
Light changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Loco tries to avoid it but Light manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Loco to the ground. Loco escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Loco lands with a straight right. Light didn't see that one coming.
Loco is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Light can do to turn this around?
Loco feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lights jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Light tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Loco defends well and Light ends up having to push Loco into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Light is breathing heavily.
Loco scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Loco!
Light showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loco.
Loco scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Light moves out of range as Loco strikes.
Loco throws a lazy right hand but Light sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Light ducks right into an uppercut from Loco.
Loco throws out a powerful jab.
Loco cracks Light with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Light fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Loco sprawls well initially but Light persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Light throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Light wants to work for an arm triangle but Loco is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Light stalling away here and it's allowed Loco to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Light trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Loco wants to stand and escape but Light is having none of it.
Bobby Light has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Light being controlled here momentarily.
Loco wants to stand up but Light is controlling him.
Light cracks Loco with a solid left hand.
Loco wants to stand up but Light is controlling him.

Loco uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Light has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Loco tries to clinch but Light is having none of it.
Loco lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Light looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Light is defended easily by Loco.
Light fails with a takedown attempt.
Loco misses with the body kick
and Light counters with a straight right hand.
Loco cracks Light with a right hand to the side of the head.
Light takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Loco avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Loco clobbers Light with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
El Loco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loco scores with a jab to the jaw.
Good standup being displayed there by Loco as he connects with a hook.
Nice jab there from Loco.
Loco's corner calls for a 1-2. Loco obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

El Loco dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!


Light tries to clinch up but Loco circles away and keeps his distance.
Light shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Loco defends it nicely.
Loco scores with a nice strike.
Light looks for a takedown but Loco sprawls well.
Light throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Light on the wrong end of a nice jab.
El Loco is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice shot by Loco.

Light is rocked!
Light fails to land the takedown.
Light is still on wobbly legs! Can Loco finish him?
El Loco has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobby Light.
Loco cracks Light with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loco lands with a big left! Light is wobbled badly! Loco comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Light to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). El Loco!
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RATING
67%

 

Main event

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rowan Atkinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damien Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bullet For My Valentine - Hit The Floor. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Damien Satan was going to win. Let's see if he was right.



180 cm
37
161 lbs
18 - 7 - 0
175 cm
39
168 lbs
33 - 14 - 1
BJJ Red Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rowan Atkinson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Damien Satan!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and Tiny Johnson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Atkinson looks to land a right hand but Satan moved out of range.
Atkinson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Atkinson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Satan thuds a left hand into Atkinson's body.
Satan takes a swing at Atkinson's ribcage but misses.
Nice shot by Satan.
Atkinson moves out of range as Satan strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan misses the shot to the body.
Satan throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

so Atkinson counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Atkinson looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Atkinson has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Atkinson trying to control but Satan is working from the bottom.
Satan pulls Atkinson in to control the position.
Atkinson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Atkinson stops Satan from standing up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Satan trying to control the position.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Atkinson sitting in guard, not really doing much.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Atkinson slips under a jab.
Atkinson feinted with a counter takedown.
Satan darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Atkinson fails with a takedown attempt.
Atkinson tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Atkinson walks into a jab.
Satan scoring well with a low kick there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satan takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Damien Satan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Atkinson gets caught napping as Satan dives in and scores a takedown. Atkinson manages to retain guard.
Atkinson keeping full guard, as Satan tries to pass.
Atkinson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Atkinson is looking for a triangle but Satan pushes his legs off easily.
Atkinson seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Satan wants to control from the top but Atkinson keeps moving.
Atkinson wants to sweep but no luck.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Satan avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Satan passes into half guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Atkinson is trying to control but can't.
Atkinson moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Satan controlling from the top position.
Satan must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Atkinson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Satan's guard.

The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Atkinson is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Damien Satan dominated that round.
That's time! Atkinson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Satan fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Atkinson avoids the body shot from Satan.
Atkinson throws a leg kick that misses.
Satan is looking to land body kicks.
Satan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Satan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Atkinson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Satan misses with a leg kick

and Atkinson counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Satan is looking for a sweep. Atkinson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Satan moves into full guard.
Atkinson throwing strikes but missing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Atkinson wants to control from the top but Satan keeps moving.
Satan is trying to keep Atkinson in close.
Atkinson tries to free his leg and advance position but Satan is retaining full guard.
Satan is pulling down on Atkinson's head to control his posture.
Satan avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Satan attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Atkinson slaps away a takedown attempt from Satan, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Satan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Atkinson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Satan throws a sloppy head kick and Atkinson moves out of range easily.
Atkinson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Satan sizes up Atkinson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Atkinson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Satan throws a wild body kick that Atkinson sees coming a mile off.
Satan smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Atkinson gets the takedown into side control.
Atkinson slows the pace down.
Satan is looking to reverse the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Atkinson controlling the position from side mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Satan is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Atkinson works to advance to full mount. Satan defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Atkinson prevents Satan from getting the reversal.
Atkinson sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Satan is looking to improve his position but Atkinson isn't that keen on the idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Atkinson controlling the pace for now.
Satan is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Atkinson wants to control the pace but Satan is squirming around nicely.
Atkinson is really struggling to control Satan but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Satan is looking to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Rowan Atkinson will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!


Atkinson ducks under a wild hook from Satan.
Satan looks to score with a jab to the body but Atkinson is just out of range.
Atkinson moves out of range of the strikes.
Atkinson looks to land a left hand but Satan moved out of range nicely.
Atkinson misses with a takedown attempt
and Satan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Satan misses with a hook. Atkinson ducked under it nicely.
Atkinson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Satan throws out a leg kick but Atkinson moves out of range and Satan only half commits.
Atkinson throws a low kick but Satan moves out of range easily.
Atkinson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Atkinson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Satan throws a right hand that Atkinson ducks under and follows up with a left that Atkinson also avoids with ease.
Satan misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan checks a leg kick nicely.
Satan misses the body punch

and Atkinson counters with a shoot takedown. Satan fights it but they end up in guard.
Atkinson wants to pass the guard but Satan is keeping the position.
Atkinson passes into half guard.
Atkinson takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Atkinson.
Satan wants to control but Atkinson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Satan wants to improve his position but Atkinson is controlling well.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nice uppercut there from Satan.
Atkinson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Satan scores with a sloppy right hand. Atkinson should have avoided that one.
Satan throws a nice outside leg kick.
Good work by Satan as he checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Atkinson drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Satan wants to control but Atkinson postures up.
Atkinson controlling the position.
Rowan Atkinson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Satan is looking to regain half guard here but Atkinson keeps moving and retains side control.
Satan prevents Atkinson from improving position.
Satan being controlled for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Atkinson lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Atkinson prevents Satan from escaping the position.
Satan wants to control but Atkinson postures up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Atkinson is looking to take a break and control but Satan is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rowan Atkinson.
I think Atkinson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rowan Atkinson!

Rowan Atkinson is the new lightweight champion!
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
34%

 

 
 
 
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