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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jeremy Bannon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey Mouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



160 cm
29
140 lbs
18 - 9 - 0
165 cm
23
143 lbs
7 - 3 - 1
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine
Dangerous GnP
Decent boxing
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jeremy Bannon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of London, Mickey Mouse!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Phil Schofield and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Bannon looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bannon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mouse.
Mouse walks into a left hand.
Bannon misses with a leg kick.
Mouse is looking to score with low kicks.
A big right from Bannon misses.
Jeremy Bannon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bannon takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mouse swings for the body but Bannon moves out of range.
Mouse uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bannon.
Mouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bannon was well out of range. Poor timing from Mouse.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bannon misses with a body shot.
Bannon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mouse throws a hook but Bannon avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mouse lands a nice shot that snaps Bannon's head back.

It looks like Jeremy Bannon has been cut.

Bannon moves into range and clinches up with Mouse.
Bannon dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Mouse.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mouse can't find room to land a body shot as Bannon controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mouse creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mouse.
Mouse missing with knees to the body.
Mouse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mouse throws a head punch that misses.
Mouse takes a shot to the head.
Mouse letting Bannon take a breather here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bannon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bannon stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Bannon avoiding damage as Mouse throws knees to the body.
Bannon blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bannon holding his opponent close, against the cage.

Mouse breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bannon tests Mouse's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Bannon takes the fight into the clinch.
Bannon is stalling here.
Bannon content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bannon controlling the action here for a moment.
Bannon seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jeremy Bannon.
Bannon misses the jab.
Bannon scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mouse tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bannon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It seemed like Mouse was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mouse takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Mouse is rocked!
Bannon fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mouse has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mouse is still on wobbly legs! Can Bannon finish him?
Bannon ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Mouse's jaw. Mouse's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Bannon does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jeremy Bannon!
Jeremy Bannon decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Casey Ryback (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cain Dos Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!



195 cm
35
280 lbs
22 - 18 - 0
189 cm
30
260 lbs
16 - 16 - 0
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


SP Ultimate Nutrition
GREEN!160


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Casey Ryback!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Cain Dos Santos!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Santos misses with a takedown
and Ryback counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dos Santos closes the distance and clinches up with Ryback, looking for a takedown. Dos Santos pushes Ryback against the cage but Ryback circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A quick step to the side and Ryback tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cain Dos Santos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ryback connects with a solid leg kick.
Dos Santos moves out of range of the strikes.
Dos Santos tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Ryback throws a body punch but Dos Santos moves out of range.
A shot to the liver by Ryback. Beautiful body shot.
Dos Santos doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Ryback cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Casey Ryback has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cain Dos Santos.
Ryback tries to bum rush Dos Santos with a series of wild strikes but Dos Santos uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ryback swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dos Santos tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ryback swivels and escapes.
Ryback swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Ryback stuffs the takedown attempt from Dos Santos. Dos Santos gets slowly back to his feet.
Dos Santos fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jab by Ryback.
Dos Santos fails with the takedown.
A little feinted left hand from Ryback on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ryback tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ryback lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Cain Dos Santos has been cut.
Ryback is looking to slow Dos Santos down with leg kicks.
Ryback is looking to wear down Dos Santos with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dos Santos.
Ryback feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dos Santos looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ryback is fending him off so far but Dos Santos persists. Nope, Ryback circles away and we're back to standing.
Ryback swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dos Santos fails to land the takedown.
Dos Santos tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ryback swivels and escapes.
Ryback throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dos Santos lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dos Santos uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ryback.
Dos Santos steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ryback.
Dos Santos throws a series of punches but Ryback avoids them all with ease.
Dos Santos tries for a takedown but Ryback circles away easily
letting Ryback counter with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ryback.
Dos Santos drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Ryback defends it well.
We've been hearing reports that Ryback has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Dos Santos fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Ryback throws a hook but Dos Santos avoids it easily.
Dos Santos takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Santos dives in for a single leg takedown but Ryback sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dos Santos is defended easily by Ryback.
Dos Santos looks winded!
Jab, jab by Ryback - just one landing.
Dos Santos uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ryback.
Ryback uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dos Santos.
Ryback tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dos Santos was well out of range. Poor timing from Ryback.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryback fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dos Santos checks it well.
Casey Ryback is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ryback defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dos Santos.
Dos Santos dives in and grabs Ryback's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ryback pushes down on Dos Santos's head and hops out.

Dos Santos shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Dos Santos showed some decent athleticism there.
Ryback wants to improve his position but Dos Santos is controlling well.

Dos Santos is working for a kimura but Ryback is defending it quite comfortably.
Ryback trying to control but Dos Santos postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Santos is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Ryback!
Dos Santos looking to finish with strikes here!

Dos Santos working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Dos Santos lands a nice shot to the head.
The referee warns Ryback that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Ryback tries to hold on but Dos Santos pushes him away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Santos scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Dos Santos with good strikes from the mount here!

Dos Santos goes for an armbar but Ryback turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Ryback.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Casey Ryback dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cain Dos Santos's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Dos Santos shoots in for a takedown but Ryback shows good takedown defense.
Dos Santos fails with a takedown attempt.
Dos Santos moves out of range as Ryback strikes.
Ryback throws a body kick that misses.
Dos Santos shoots in but Ryback avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Casey Ryback has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cain Dos Santos.
Ryback tries to land a body kick

and Dos Santos counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Dos Santos passes the guard and advances to mount!
Dos Santos thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poor strikes thrown by Dos Santos there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Dos Santos scores with a couple of good head shots there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Santos with the ground and pound from mount.
Dos Santos has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dos Santos landing shots from mount.
Ryback is trying desperately to improve position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ryback wants to hold on but Dos Santos pushes him away.
Dos Santos thowing shots but they're missing.
Dos Santos avoids the attempt from Ryback to control.
Dos Santos landing shots from mount.
Dos Santos with a couple of short strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ryback gets back to half guard.

Dos Santos is looking for a kimura but Ryback is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Dos Santos to get the leverage.
Dos Santos slips a nice elbow through Ryback's hands, connecting with Ryback's forehead.
Dos Santos thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Dos Santos works his way into full mount!
Dos Santos unloads with some shots from mount but Ryback bucks and avoids them well.
Dos Santos sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Dos Santos throws some wild stikes that Ryback manages to avoid easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Santos has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Ryback's face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dos Santos moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Ryback has worked his arm free - good work by Ryback!
Ryback defending against the ground and pound.

Dos Santos goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Ryback has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Dos Santos but great work by Ryback.
Ryback working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Dos Santos is trying to get back to half guard.
Dos Santos is trying to control Ryback's posture but Ryback avoids it.
Ryback wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dos Santos keeps working.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Dos Santos's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Ryback has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Dos Santos!
Cain Dos Santos has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dos Santos is squirming around, avoiding Ryback's attempts to control the action.
Ryback raining down shots from the mount!
Dos Santos tries to reverse the position but Ryback maintains control.
The referee warns Dos Santos that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cain Dos Santos showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Cain Dos Santos's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Dos Santos looks for a takedown but Ryback sprawls well.
Casey Ryback is winning the standup battle so far.
Dos Santos shoots in looking for a takedown. Ryback tries to sprawl out of it but Dos Santos keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ryback manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dos Santos shoots in but Ryback avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Casey Ryback has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cain Dos Santos.
Dos Santos misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dos Santos throws a sloppy head kick and Ryback moves out of range easily.
Ryback throws a counter high kick but Dos Santos was just alert enough to avoid it.
Ryback slaps away a takedown attempt from Dos Santos, before circling back to the center of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dos Santos walks into a left hand.
Dos Santos avoids the body shot from Ryback.

Dos Santos closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Ryback quickly recovers to half guard.
Dos Santos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dos Santos is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Dos Santos is thwarting Ryback's attempts to control the position.
Ryback keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Dos Santos passes the guard and advances to mount!
Ryback is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Dos Santos thowing shots but they're missing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ryback regains half guard.
Dos Santos working Ryback over with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ryback is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Dos Santos's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Dos Santos's back!
Dos Santos trying to control but not successfully.
Dos Santos is in bad spot here.
Ryback lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Dos Santos.
Ryback looking to soften up his opponent with punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryback gets his hands free as Dos Santos looks to control.
Ryback really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Dos Santos.
Dos Santos grimaces as he takes a shot to the body.

The cut above Cain Dos Santos's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Ryback scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Dos Santos is looking for a way out.

Cain Dos Santos's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Cain Dos Santos's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Casey Ryback!
Casey Ryback decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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RATING
44%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harlan Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyson Speed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Crowe might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Irigy Hónaljmirigy - Rúgj Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris parody by Hungarians). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!



185 cm
30
282 lbs
19 - 12 - 0
192 cm
32
287 lbs
20 - 14 - 0
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


V-Mask Clothing (10%)


V-Mask Clothing (10%)
Modern Wear Apparel & Laundry Services 80% LAUNDRY


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Harlan Crowe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Tyson Speed!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Richard Clark and William Gold.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crowe avoids the head kick by Speed.
Crowe avoids the head kick by Speed.
Speed throws a sloppy head kick and Crowe moves out of range easily.
Crowe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crowe blocks a head kick by Speed.
Speed misses with an uppercut. Crowe saw that one coming.
Speed pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Speed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crowe manages to avoid it.
Speed throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Crowe.
Crowe tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Speed keeps the fight on the outside.
Speed throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Crowe scores with a jab to the jaw.

Crowe darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Speed wants to control but Crowe is keeping busy.
Speed is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe wants to free his trapped foot but Speed is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Speed is defending against the submission attempts here by Crowe.
Crowe working Speed over with strikes.
Speed keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Speed wants to get back to full guard.
Crowe is looking to advance position but Speed won't allow it.
Speed keeping control of the position.
Speed is looking to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe tries to pass the half guard into mount. Speed knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Nice strikes from Crowe there.

Speed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Speed wants to improve his position but Crowe is controlling well.
Crowe frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Crowe landing strikes from the mount.
Speed really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Crowe postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Speed in real trouble here! The ref calls for Speed to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harlan Crowe!
An out of breath and clearly excited Harlan Crowe thanked V-Mask Clothing (10%) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keiichi Yamada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!



170 cm
24
205 lbs
9 - 6 - 0
180 cm
30
225 lbs
15 - 13 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
BJJ Red Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin


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GREEN!160


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Keiichi Yamada!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul Harris!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Colin Fotheringham and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Yamada scores with a takedown into Harris's guard.
Harris is adopting a defensive guard.
Harris tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Yamada avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Yamada preventing the sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris keeping moving, preventing Yamada from controlling successfully.
Harris has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Yamada has passed into side control.
Yamada in side control, just content to control the action for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Harris trying to control from half guard but Yamada is working away.
Harris with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Harris wants to take a breather but Yamada is having none of it.

Harris is working for a submission of some sort.
Harris wants to free his trapped foot but Yamada is holding on for dear life with his legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yamada is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Harris throwing shots but Yamada is blocking nicely.
My spies in The Seven Sins Grappling Academy inform me that Harris has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!

Harris is looking for a kimura here.
Harris passes to full mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Harris goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Yamada is on top in guard.
Harris is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Harris is striking from the bottom but Yamada uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
Yamada controlling the pace.
Harris gets back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harris keeping moving, preventing Yamada from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harris wants to hit a switch here but Yamada passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Harris there!
Harris tries to hold on but Yamada postures up.
Harris really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Harris tries to hold on but Yamada postures up.
Harris really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Keiichi Yamada dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Harris throws a hook but Yamada avoids it easily.

Yamada shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Harris wants to sweep but no luck.
Harris is still trying to improve position.

Harris looking for subs off his back but Yamada has passed one foot through into half guard.
Harris trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Yamada manages to pass to mount!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris is trying to escape the mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yamada trying to control but Harris is having none of it.
Harris slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Harris gets full guard.
Harris looking to hit a scissor sweep but Yamada is one step ahead there.
Keiichi Yamada overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Yamada slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Yamada postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Harris throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.

Harris working for submissions but it's allowed Yamada to get to half guard.
Well, if Yamada is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Yamada trying to mount his opponent but Harris defends it.
Harris tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Yamada has advanced to mount. Uh oh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harris tries to hold on but Yamada pushes him away.
Harris is wriggling around trying to escape.
Harris tries to hold on but Yamada pushes him away.
Harris is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Yamada is staying active.
Harris sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

Harris actively working from the bottom here.
Harris keeping control of the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Harris is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Harris is trying to stand back up but Yamada is controlling him
Yamada is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Harris can do to turn this around?
Yamada seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Harris does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Harris is positioning himself well to prevent Yamada advancing to mount.
Harris regains full guard. Nicely done.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Harris has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Yamada trying to control but Harris is working from the bottom.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Keiichi Yamada dominated that second round.
That's time! Yamada's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!


A telegraphed takedown attempt from Yamada is defended easily by Harris.
A little jabbing left from Harris on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Harris throws a right and a left that both miss.
Yamada half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Harris throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yamada looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yamada tries to score a power double leg takedown but Harris sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Yamada somewhat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris misses with a double jab.
Yamada tries to counter with a takedown but Harris is quick to defend against it.
Harris fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Harris throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Yamada moves into the clinch.
Harris has Yamada pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Yamada manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Yamada is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Harris is keeping busy.
Yamada is pressed up against the cage. Harris has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Yamada down to the mat. Yamada avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Harris misses with a looping left.
Yamada drops down looking for a counter takedown but Harris sprawls and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Harris uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
No joy there for Harris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Yamada feinted with a counter takedown.
Paul Harris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yamada shoots in looking for a takedown. Harris tries to sprawl out of it but Yamada keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Harris manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
As Yamada backs off Harris throws a huge counter combo but Yamada manages to avoid it all.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Keiichi Yamada. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Yamada takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harris misses with a leg kick.
Yamada tries to counter by clinching up but Harris breaks away and moves out of range.
Keiichi Yamada is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Yamada displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Harris throws out the jab.
Harris loads up on a big right hand but Yamada slips the punch.
Yamada tries to counter with a takedown but Harris is quick to defend against it.
Paul Harris is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Yamada tries to clinch up but Harris circles away and keeps his distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Harris throws a right and a left that Yamada avoids nicely.
Paul Harris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Harris misses with a two punch combination.
Yamada dodges the punch combination from Harris.
Yamada feinted with a counter takedown.
A jab from Harris misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Harris scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like Keiichi Yamada has been cut.

Yamada darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Paul Harris comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Yamada has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Keiichi Yamada!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stan Marsh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Polish Engineer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



208 cm
30
238 lbs
13 - 5 - 0
199 cm
34
270 lbs
20 - 13 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps
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GREEN!160


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stan Marsh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Polish Engineer!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marsh misses with a body shot.
Marsh misses with a head kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Marsh.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Engineer.
Marsh keeps the fight on the outside.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Marsh enables Engineer to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Marsh manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Marsh wants to get back to his feet but Engineer is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Engineer postures up.
Engineer trying to control the position from guard on top but Marsh is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Marsh wants to get back to his feet but Engineer is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marsh looking for a sweep. Not yet Marsh, not yet.
Engineer wants to stand but Marsh is controlling his posture from full guard.
Marsh not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Marsh has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Engineer has passed into side control.
Marsh can't do much from the bottom here.
Marsh is trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Marsh is trying to control Engineer's posture but Engineer avoids it.

Engineer tries for a kimura but Marsh is defending well.
Marsh prevents Engineer from improving position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marsh pushes Engineer away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Engineer gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Marsh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Engineer gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Marsh counters with a head kick that drops Engineer to the mat! Engineer scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Marsh lunges at Engineer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Engineer's hand.
Engineer blocks a head kick by Marsh.
Marsh slaps away a takedown attempt from Engineer, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Stan Marsh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Polish Engineer.
Engineer tries to clinch up but Marsh circles away and keeps his distance.
Marsh connects with a solid leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engineer blocks a head kick by Marsh.
And Engineer tries to counter it with a takedown but Marsh pushes his down on his head and steps out.

Engineer closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Marsh is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Engineer trying to control the action but Marsh is working from the bottom.
Marsh tries to buck Engineer off but Engineer is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Marsh is working hard here to advance position.
You can see the frustration on Marsh's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Stan Marsh will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Engineer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Marsh as he avoids it easily.
Marsh misses with a low kick.
Marsh connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Engineer's hands.
Marsh is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Engineer can do to turn this around?

Engineer bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
You can see the frustration on Marsh's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

Engineer decides to stand up, so the ref orders Marsh to his feet.
Engineer throws a sloppy head kick and Marsh moves out of range easily.
It looked like Marsh wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Engineer shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Marsh as he jumps to the side.
Marsh stuns Engineer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marsh fails in his attempt to clinch.

Engineer throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Marsh was covering up waiting for the punch and Engineer finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Marsh controls Engineer momentarily but Engineer frees himself.
Marsh wants to get back to his feet but Engineer is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Marsh is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Engineer landing some decent shots from guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marsh tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Marsh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Engineer controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Engineer trying to control but Marsh is working from the bottom.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Marsh connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Engineer throws a series of punches but Marsh avoids them all with ease.
Engineer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Marsh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Marsh scores with a body shot.
Engineer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Marsh misses with a head kick.
And Engineer tries to counter it with a takedown but Marsh pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Jab by Marsh.

Marsh cracks Engineer with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Marsh has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Engineer to stand back up!

It looks like Polish Engineer has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Marsh tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Engineer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Stan Marsh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Polish Engineer.
Marsh thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Engineer if he has to take too many more of those.
Engineer is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engineer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Engineer shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Marsh as he jumps to the side.
Marsh tried to counter with a leg kick but Engineer avoided it.
Engineer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Marsh.
Marsh throws a lazy right hand but Engineer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Engineer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Marsh as he avoids it easily.
Engineer looks for a takedown but Marsh sprawls well.
Engineer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Marsh was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stan Marsh dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Polish Engineer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!


Engineer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Marsh.
Stan Marsh is winning the standup battle so far.
Marsh bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Engineer's head.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Marsh here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Engineer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Engineer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Marsh defends it well.
Marsh looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Polish Engineer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Engineer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Engineer misses with a takedown attempt - Marsh sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Engineer drives through with a takedown into Marsh's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Engineer stops Marsh from standing up.
Engineer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Marsh bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Engineer's guard.


That's one minute gone in the round.
Engineer looking to control.

Engineer looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Marsh stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Engineer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Marsh wants to stand but Engineer is controlling his posture from full guard.
Marsh slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Engineer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Polish Engineer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Marsh prevents Engineer from getting back to his feet.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Marsh trying to control but Engineer is working from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Marsh avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Stan Marsh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Marsh throws a jab when Engineer was well out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Marsh.
Marsh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Marsh thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Engineer if he has to take too many more of those.
Engineer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Engineer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Engineer tries to move into range but Marsh moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Stan Marsh is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Engineer ducks right into an uppercut from Marsh.
Decent striking displayed by Marsh there.
Engineer shoots in for a takedown but Marsh shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Marsh throws a quick inside leg kick.
Engineer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Marsh lands a jab to Engineer's midsection.

Engineer looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Engineer is thwarting Marsh's attempts to control the position.
Marsh tries to kick Engineer off but Engineer keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Marsh is looking for a sweep. Engineer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Marsh is looking to control Engineer's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Marsh avoid being mounted?
Marsh taking some punishment here, with Engineer in his half guard.
Marsh is looking for a sweep. Engineer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Engineer is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Engineer would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Marsh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stan Marsh showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Marsh, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stan Marsh!

Stan Marsh seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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RATING
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kees Flodder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Rad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.



169 cm
40
135 lbs
28 - 19 - 0
165 cm
30
142 lbs
21 - 14 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


Arcticus University: London
SP Ultimate Nutrition


GREEN!160


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kees Flodder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Kyle Rad!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Paul Tew and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rad throws a half hearted mid kick.
Rad throws a leg kick but Flodder sees it coming and moves out of range.
Rad finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Flodder throws a series of punches but Rad moves out of range.
Flodder fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rad steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Flodder falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rad counters with a nice leg kick.
Rad keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Flodder throws a series of punches but Rad moves out of range.
Flodder looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Flodder scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rad in his tracks.
Flodder throws a right and a left that Rad avoids nicely.
Flodder on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A jab from Flodder finds it's way through Rad's defenses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rad turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Rad shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Flodder misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flodder avoids the head kick by Rad.
Flodder connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Flodder throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A nice leg kick lands there from Rad.
A left and a right from Flodder both land. Nice combination.

Rad is rocked!
Flodder uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rad.
Rad is still on wobbly legs! Can Flodder finish him?
Flodder blocks a low kick nicely.
Flodder throws a right hand that Rad ducks under and follows up with a left that Rad also avoids with ease.
Rad feints a counter leg kick.
A left lands for Flodder.
Flodder avoids the head kick by Rad.
Flodder lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Rad falls backwards - clearly groggy! Flodder dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kees Flodder!
Kees Flodder gave a mention to Arcticus University: London in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
In defeat, Kyle Rad stepped up to the mic, saying 'Just a bad day bitch. next time i will fuck you up good.'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eli Bracha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oliver Stoned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stoned has chosen Dr. Dre - The Watcher as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. This should be fireworks!



180 cm
36
181 lbs
30 - 19 - 1
177 cm
33
174 lbs
22 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin
Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin


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GREEN!160


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eli Bracha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oliver Stoned!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoned scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stoned throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bracha.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bracha.
Bracha showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stoned.
Bracha tried to counter with a leg kick but Stoned avoided it.
We've been told by Bracha's head coaches at Sanitarium that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bracha looks to throw the jab but Stoned is out of range.
Stoned loads up on a big right hand but Bracha slips the punch.
Stoned takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Eli Bracha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bracha doesn't manage to clinch there - Stoned circles away.
Bracha throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stoned stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bracha throws a leg kick that misses.
Bracha tries to move into range but Stoned moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bracha misses with a two punch combination.
Stoned throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bracha throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Stoned counters with a lovely shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bracha misses with a hook to the body
and Bracha takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Bracha clinches up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bracha.
Bracha softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bracha.
Bracha lands a left hand.
A short right from Stoned.
Bracha blocks an uppercut.
Stoned takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bracha lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Oliver Stoned has been cut.
A short left from Stoned.
Still in the clinch, Bracha scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bracha lands a damaging elbow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bracha.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stoned prevents a body shot from Bracha.
Bracha swings wildly with an uppercut but Stoned uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stoned lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bracha.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bracha throws a head punch that misses.

Bracha escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bracha keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Stoned bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stoned takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Eli Bracha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bracha misses with the combination.
Bracha lands a jab to the head.
Bracha lands a nice shot to the body.
Bracha lands a head kick. Stoned smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Stoned tries to land a body kick
letting Bracha counter with a right hand.
Bracha tries to clinch but Stoned moves out of range.
Stoned misses with a low kick.
Bracha lands a front kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bracha tries to bum rush Stoned with a series of wild strikes but Stoned uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stoned takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bracha tries to land a front kick but Stoned steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Stoned pushes Bracha away with a front kick.
Stoned showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bracha.
Stoned throws a chopping leg kick but Bracha manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bracha was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bracha takes a swing at Stoned's ribcage but misses.
A lazy left from Stoned finds it's target.
Stoned attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bracha lands a front kick.
Stoned is looking to land body kicks.
Stoned scores with a sloppy right hand. Bracha should have avoided that one.
Bracha tries to clinch there but Stoned circles away.
Bracha swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoned showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bracha.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bracha shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Stoned scores with a hook to the body. Bracha takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Stoned takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bracha misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And Stoned tries to counter it with a takedown but Bracha pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bracha tries to land a body kick
and Stoned counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Stoned misses.
Stoned loads up on a big right hand but Bracha slips the punch.
Good standup being displayed there by Stoned as he connects with a hook.
Bracha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bracha lands with an uppercut that bounces Stoned off the cage and back into range.
Stoned misses with a looping right.
Crunch! Bracha slams his shin into Stoned's torso.
Bracha misses with a double jab

and Stoned counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eli Bracha dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Oliver Stoned's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


Bracha uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stoned.
Stoned looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bracha tries to clinch up but Stoned circles away and keeps his distance.
Stoned waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bracha.
Stoned avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stoned drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bracha defends it well.
Stoned has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bracha.
Stoned darts in looking for a takedown but Bracha gets double underhooks and turns Stoned into the cage.
Bracha swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A big right from Stoned misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stoned scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bracha misses with a combination

and Stoned counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bracha won't be happy with that.
Bracha is looking for a sweep.
Bracha takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bracha wants to control but Stoned postures up.
Bracha gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Stoned perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Stoned wants to pass the guard but Bracha is defending well.
Stoned wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bracha keeps working.
Stoned not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Stoned is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
My spies in Nelson Fight Camp inform me that Stoned has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bracha blocking the ground and pound attempt from Stoned.
Bracha is trying to stand back up but Stoned is controlling him
Stoned uses his free foot to push down on Bracha's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Bracha.

Stoned jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Bracha is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Bracha and Stoned has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Bracha struggling a bit here.
Stoned is looking to take a break and control but Bracha is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoned tries to move into full mount but can't pass Bracha's legs.

Stoned is trying to get an arm triangle but Bracha is defending well.

Stoned thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Stoned wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bracha keeps working.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Stoned throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bracha's waist but Bracha gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stoned off to one side.
Bracha wants to clinch up but Stoned keeps it at a distance.
Stoned has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bracha.
Bracha with a hook.
Bracha looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
And Stoned tries to counter it with a takedown but Bracha pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bracha pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stoned lands a nice shot that snaps Bracha's head back.
Bracha wants to clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A head kick misses from Bracha.
Stoned throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oliver Stoned showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Oliver Stoned's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.


Bracha rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Stoned counters with a single leg into guard. Bracha didn't expect that.
Stoned throwing strikes but missing.
Stoned wants to pass the guard but Bracha is keeping the position.
Stoned trying to control but Bracha is working from the bottom.
Bracha is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stoned wants to control from the top but Bracha keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bracha has Stoned pulled in close to control his posture.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Stoned throws a front kick aimed at Bracha's knee but Bracha avoids it well.
Stoned throws a looping overhand right but Bracha ducks down to avoid it.
Stoned swats away the attempt to clinch by Bracha.
And Stoned tries to counter it with a takedown but Bracha pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A big left from Bracha misses.
Stoned misses with a wild body shot.
No joy there for Bracha, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stoned with the counter takedown but Bracha avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bracha tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stoned paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Stoned looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bracha tries to clinch there but Stoned circles away.
Stoned loads up on a big right hand but Bracha slips the punch.
Stoned swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bracha tries a head kick but it misses.
Stoned doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bracha pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bracha is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stoned.
Bracha fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stoned has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bracha tries to clinch but Stoned is having none of it.
Bracha checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Stoned scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bracha tries to clinch but Stoned is having none of it.
Stoned throws a big shot that misses.
Bracha swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Stoned throws a hook to the side of Bracha's head but Bracha sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bracha lands a jab to the nose.
Eli Bracha is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoned connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bracha momentarily.
Bracha is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bracha tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stoned paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bracha takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stoned swats away the attempt to clinch by Bracha.
Stoned fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bracha has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stoned blocks a low kick nicely.
Stoned lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bracha's sensitive parts.
Bracha throws a series of punches but Stoned moves out of range.
Stoned throws a body kick that misses.
Bracha tries to clinch but Stoned moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bracha has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bracha there as he acknowledges the shot.
Stoned misses with a hook to the body
and Bracha counters with a left and a right that stings Stoned.
Bracha takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A chopping leg kick lands by Bracha.
Bracha lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Stoned tries to bum rush Bracha with a series of wild strikes but Bracha uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stoned drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Stoned throws the left hand but Bracha avoids the punch easily.
Stoned finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bracha lands a lovely overhand right.
Stoned is looking to chop away at Bracha's legs.
As Stoned backs away, Bracha returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Bracha looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bracha misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stoned.
And Stoned tries to counter it with a takedown but Bracha pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Stoned avoids the body shot from Bracha.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oliver Stoned comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Stoned has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oliver Stoned!

Oliver Stoned decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Milat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by call to prayer. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!



165 cm
28
139 lbs
6 - 1 - 0
169 cm
36
135 lbs
23 - 10 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ivan Milat!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul Smith!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Paul Tew and James Ackerman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Milat. Smith does a little dance to reset his feet.
Smith jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Milat pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smith throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Smith will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Milat cracks the inside of Smith's front leg.
A slow jab from Milat misses its intended target.
Smith goes for a double leg but Milat avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Milat continues to drive forward.
Smith gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A lazy left from Milat finds it's target.
A lazy body kick from Milat
and Milat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Smith takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Paul Smith has been cut.
Smith lands with a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smith moves into range and connects with a jab.
Smith jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Milat walks into a straight right hand from Smith.

Milat is rocked!
Nice straight punches there by Milat. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Milat.
Oh Milat is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A head kick misses from Milat.
Milat seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith throws a leg kick that misses.
Smith circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smith let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Milat throws a leg kick but Smith sees it coming and moves out of range.
Smith ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Smith staying out of range there.
Smith tries a quick counter leg kick but Milat is wise to it.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Our sources have told us that Milat has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Smith tries to stall but Milat uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Milat scores with a shoulder strike.
Smith has a couple of punches blocked by Milat.
Smith lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Smith misses with a short punch on the inside.
Milat stalling.
Smith tries to stall but Milat uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Smith misses with some punches.
Smith managing to block the knees to the body from Milat.
A nice left hand lands by Milat.
Milat misses with a punch to the body.

Smith breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milat misses with a few strikes there.
Smith misses with a looping left.
Milat scores with a head kick. Smith tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smith will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Milat with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Smith throws a head kick that misses.
Smith jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Milat tries to close the distance and clinch but Smith swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Smith swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

Milat rushes Smith and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Milat lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Smith throws a punch but it's blocked by Milat.
Milat lands an uppercut.
Smith working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Milat.

Smith is rocked!
Milat blocking some punches.
Milat lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Smith is still on wobbly legs! Can Milat finish him?
Milat blocks an uppercut.
Milat connects with a knee to the head.
Milat has Smith pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Smith is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Milat - that's hurt Smith badly! Oh, another knee lands and Smith is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Smith doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Ivan Milat!
Ivan Milat retains his bantamweight title!
Ivan Milat decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Paul Smith was interviewed post fight and said 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.
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Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kaka Pheu Pheu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Deathly Quiet. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



197 cm
32
222 lbs
26 - 12 - 0
184 cm
33
207 lbs
20 - 9 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Kaka Pheu Pheu!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and James Glass.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants misses with a hook. Pheu Pheu ducked under it nicely.
PoopyPants connects with the punch.

It looks like Kaka Pheu Pheu has been cut.
Pheu Pheu looks for a takedown but PoopyPants sprawls well.
Pheu Pheu has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Pheu Pheu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pheu Pheu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pheu Pheu lands a nice shot to the body.
Pheu Pheu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. PoopyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
PoopyPants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
PoopyPants darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Pheu Pheu throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
PoopyPants scores with a nice right hand.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pheu Pheu appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pheu Pheu takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Pheu Pheu's belly button to the back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pheu Pheu throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pheu Pheu misses with an uppercut
and PoopyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut
and Pheu Pheu counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu lands a nice looking body shot.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut. Pheu Pheu saw that one coming.
PoopyPants changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pheu Pheu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by PoopyPants.
Pheu Pheu throws a head kick that misses.
A little feinted left hand from PoopyPants on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pheu Pheu takes a shot to the body in his stride.
BitchFace PoopyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pheu Pheu finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A good leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Pheu Pheu moves out of range.
Pheu Pheu swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
PoopyPants throws a sloppy head kick and Pheu Pheu moves out of range easily.
And Pheu Pheu responds with a good body kick, but PoopyPants manages to step out the way in time.
PoopyPants digs a good hook to Pheu Pheu's body.
PoopyPants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
PoopyPants is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pheu Pheu moves away from the strike by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pheu Pheu.
We've been hearing reports that PoopyPants has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Pheu Pheu is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PoopyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pheu Pheu fakes a jab and throws a low kick but PoopyPants checks it well.
Pheu Pheu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
PoopyPants connects with a nice looking jab.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Pheu Pheu throws a low kick but PoopyPants moves out of range easily.
PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws a series of punches but Pheu Pheu avoids them all with ease.
PoopyPants misses with a straight right.
Pheu Pheu lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pheu Pheu doesn't manage to clinch there - PoopyPants circles away.
It looked like PoopyPants was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to PoopyPants's calf.
PoopyPants avoids the head kick by Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Pheu Pheu is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
PoopyPants throws a sloppy head kick and Pheu Pheu moves out of range easily.
PoopyPants looks to land a left hand but Pheu Pheu moved out of range nicely.
Pheu Pheu looks to land a right hand but PoopyPants moved out of range.
Pheu Pheu is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Pheu Pheu looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pheu Pheu throws a lazy right hand but PoopyPants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
PoopyPants is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
PoopyPants moves out of range as Pheu Pheu strikes.
PoopyPants lands a nice hook to Pheu Pheu's body. Pheu Pheu takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
PoopyPants throws a jab when Pheu Pheu was well out of range.
PoopyPants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pheu Pheu misses with a looping right.
PoopyPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu defending well as PoopyPants loads up on a big left hand.
Pheu Pheu swings away with a leg kick that misses.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
Pheu Pheu cracks a nice hook into PoopyPants's ribs.
Pheu Pheu lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pheu Pheu scoring well with a low kick there.
Pheu Pheu cracks the inside of PoopyPants's front leg.
Pheu Pheu throws a shot to the body.
Pheu Pheu shoots in and drives through. PoopyPants sprawls well.
PoopyPants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pheu Pheu goes for a double leg but PoopyPants avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as PoopyPants continues to drive forward.
BitchFace PoopyPants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaka Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kaka Pheu Pheu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Pheu Pheu cracks PoopyPants with an open hand slap.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Pheu Pheu moves out of range.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants lands a jab to Pheu Pheu's midsection.
A good leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pheu Pheu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pheu Pheu rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and PoopyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
PoopyPants is looking to wear down Pheu Pheu with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
PoopyPants checks a leg kick.
Pheu Pheu throws an overhand right that lands on PoopyPants's shoulder, as PoopyPants tries to avoid the shot.
Pheu Pheu misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Pheu Pheu counters with a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice cross by PoopyPants.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu moves forwards but PoopyPants connects with a nice, crisp jab.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot that snaps Pheu Pheu's head back.

Pheu Pheu moves into range and clinches up with PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with an elbow over the top.
Pheu Pheu misses with a hook from the clinch.
PoopyPants is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.
Pheu Pheu throws a punch but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

PoopyPants manages to break the clinch.
Pheu Pheu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pheu Pheu throws out a counter right but PoopyPants avoids it with no problem.
PoopyPants throws a sloppy body shot
and Pheu Pheu counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps PoopyPants thinking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. PoopyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
PoopyPants listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Pheu Pheu scoring well with a low kick there.
Pheu Pheu throws a leg kick which misses PoopyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as PoopyPants tries to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick misses from Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Pheu Pheu's belly button to the back.
PoopyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
PoopyPants scores with a jab. Pheu Pheu acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pheu Pheu moves away.
Pheu Pheu is clearly trying to counter these attacks from PoopyPants with a body shot.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants digs a good body shot into Pheu Pheu's ribs.
Pheu Pheu takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
Pheu Pheu moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
PoopyPants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pheu Pheu can do to turn this around?
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
BitchFace PoopyPants is winning the standup battle so far.
PoopyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pheu Pheu is trying to counter with his kicks.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Pheu Pheu moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu lands a body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
A good leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants throws the left hand but Pheu Pheu avoids the punch easily.
Pheu Pheu was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Pheu Pheu has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from PoopyPants finds it's way round the side to connect with Pheu Pheu's head.
Pheu Pheu ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
Pheu Pheu throws a leg kick
and PoopyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pheu Pheu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pheu Pheu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good leg kick by Pheu Pheu there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Pheu Pheu gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Pheu Pheu misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu scores with an uppercut up the middle.

PoopyPants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pheu Pheu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
PoopyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pheu Pheu.
Decent striking displayed by Pheu Pheu there.
PoopyPants missing with a left hand there. Pheu Pheu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
PoopyPants checks the leg kick nicely there.
PoopyPants seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
PoopyPants takes a swing at Pheu Pheu's ribcage but misses.
PoopyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pheu Pheu manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kaka Pheu Pheu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Pheu Pheu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by PoopyPants.
Pheu Pheu sizes up PoopyPants with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
PoopyPants throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pheu Pheu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pheu Pheu connects with a high kick.

Pheu Pheu knocks PoopyPants to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?

PoopyPants is rocked!

It looks like BitchFace PoopyPants has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants is trying to control Pheu Pheu's posture but Pheu Pheu avoids it.
Oh PoopyPants is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pheu Pheu throws a strike aimed at the side of PoopyPants's head but PoopyPants avoids it well.
PoopyPants on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Pheu Pheu landing a few strikes.
Pheu Pheu in side control, throwing shots but PoopyPants defends.
Pheu Pheu lands an elbow.
Pheu Pheu works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ground and pound from Pheu Pheu seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
PoopyPants is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
PoopyPants's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pheu Pheu in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and PoopyPants looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Pheu Pheu turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kaka Pheu Pheu!
Kaka Pheu Pheu is the new light heavyweight champion!
Kaka Pheu Pheu seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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G S C
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
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