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Stomp-a-thon 27 PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rock Nelson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chico Greyjoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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168 lbs
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Good takedowns
Counter fighter
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rock Nelson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chico Greyjoy!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Nelson closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Greyjoy's guard.
Nelson thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Greyjoy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Greyjoy wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Nelson trying to control the position from guard on top but Greyjoy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Nelson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nelson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Greyjoy has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Nelson has managed to get both his arms back between Greyjoy's legs - danger averted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nelson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Nelson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Nelson looking to pass the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Greyjoy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Nelson gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Nelson trying to control the position from guard on top but Greyjoy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Greyjoy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Nelson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Nelson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Nelson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Nelson trying to control the position from guard on top but Greyjoy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Greyjoy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greyjoy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Nelson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Nelson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Nelson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Greyjoy has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Nelson has managed to get both his arms back between Greyjoy's legs - danger averted.
Greyjoy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Nelson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Nelson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Greyjoy keeping moving, preventing Nelson from controlling successfully.
Nelson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nelson looking to pass the guard.
Greyjoy is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Nelson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Greyjoy has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Nelson has managed to get both his arms back between Greyjoy's legs - danger averted.
We've been informed that Greyjoy has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Greyjoy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Greyjoy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Nelson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Nelson drops back looking for a leg! Greyjoy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Greyjoy manages to kick Nelson off! Nelson jumps back into Greyjoy's guard.
Nelson is breathing heavily.
Nelson tries to free his leg and advance position but Greyjoy is retaining full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greyjoy seems keen to control Nelson's posture.
Greyjoy trying to control the position.
Greyjoy is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Nelson has his hands clasped together but Greyjoy extends and breaks Nelson's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Greyjoy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Chico Greyjoy!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Enormous Butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Curtis Wheeler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Butt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fat Bottomed Girl's-Queen. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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260 lbs
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265 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Enormous Butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Curtis Wheeler!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wheeler lands a jab to the nose.
Butt drives through and clinches with Wheeler against the cage.
Wheeler content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wheeler should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
Butt wants to take the fight to the mat but Wheeler manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wheeler.
Wheeler has had enough of the clinch but Butt keeps him there for the moment.
Butt tries for a takedown. No joy.
Butt keeps control of Wheeler as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Butt pulls guard successfully.
Butt looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Wheeler wants to pass the guard but Butt is keeping the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wheeler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Butt is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Wheeler pushing down on Butt's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Butt on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Butt tries to get out of the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wheeler trying to control from half guard but Butt is working away.
Butt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wheeler on the ground.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Butt clinches.
Butt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Butt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Butt has been working on his balance at ::BLACK LABEL:: Elite - 1875+ Skills, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Wheeler.
Wheeler looks winded!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Butt.
Butt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wheeler backwards.
Wheeler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A body shot lands from Butt.
A right hook to the body lands for Butt.
Butt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butt presses Wheeler against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Butt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Butt lands a nice shot to the body.
Butt lands with a left to the head.
Butt lands a shot to the body.
Butt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wheeler backwards.
Butt lands with a right to the head.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
It looks like Curtis Wheeler has been cut.
Butt wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wheeler has him pressed against the cage.
Butt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A right hook to the body lands for Butt.
Butt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Butt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Butt lands a body punch.
Butt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Butt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wheeler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butt lands a right hook to the body.
Butt moves into the clinch.
Butt digs a right hand into Wheeler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wheeler's gas tank.
Butt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wheeler backwards.
Butt breaks from the clinch.
Butt moves into the clinch.
Butt lands a right hand.
Butt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wheelers head.
A right hook to the body lands for Butt.
Butt lands a shot to the body.
Wheeler prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Enormous Butt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Butt lands a shoulder strike.
Butt lands a hook that snaps the head of Wheeler backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Butt tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Wheeler smiles and moves away.
Butt with a nice cross.
Wheeler is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wheeler glances at the clock... BAM! Butt nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Wheeler crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Wheeler is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Enormous Butt!
A victorious Enormous Butt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Philip Gallagher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gordon Patterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gallagher kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Vindictives - Stupid Song. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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170 lbs
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150 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Good knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Philip Gallagher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gordon Patterson!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patterson tries for a takedown but Gallagher circles away easily
and Gallagher counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A knee to the head by Gallagher.
It looks like Gordon Patterson has been cut.
Gallagher working Patterson over with knees to the body.
Gallagher prevents a takedown attempt there.
Patterson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Gallagher walks away with a smile on his face. Patterson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Philip Gallagher has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gordon Patterson.
A head kick misses from Gallagher.
Gallagher looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Gallagher forces Patterson back against the cage and clinches.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Patterson has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Patterson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Gallagher just stands there and leans against the cage.
Gallagher lands a right hand.
Knees to the body from Gallagher.
Gallagher is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Gallagher throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pattersons head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gallagher lands with a light punch inside.
Patterson is trying to drag Gallagher to the mat but Gallagher just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Gallagher is leaning against Patterson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gallagher tries a body shot but Patterson blocks it.
Patterson goes for a takedown in the clinch but Gallagher prevents it.
Patterson drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Gallagher works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Gallagher is working Patterson over against the cage.
Patterson jumps guard but Gallagher stands there with Patterson around his waist. Patterson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Gallagher connects with a nasty looking knee right to Patterson's face.
Gallagher scores with a knee to the head.
Patterson is rocked!
Gallagher cracks Patterson on the chin with a massive knee! He's been separated from consciousness before he even hits the floor! Absolutely fantastic knee and a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Philip Gallagher!
Philip Gallagher decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Anders Andersson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kurt Wallander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kurt Wallander acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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180 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anders Andersson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Kurt Wallander!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Andersson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wallander is looking for a sweep. Andersson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Wallander is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Andersson pulls his head out easily.
Wallander felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Well, if Andersson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Wallander missing with punches from the bottom.
Andersson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Wallander defends it well.
Wallander tries to roll over but Andersson keeps him under control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wallander gets back to full guard.
Andersson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Andersson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wallander is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Andersson is aware though and is defending well.
Wallander working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Andersson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Andersson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wallander had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Andersson defends it easily.
Andersson passes Wallander's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Andersson is working for a submission of some sort.
Andersson not doing much here.
Andersson seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Wallander is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Anders Andersson!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Keikan Kira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Durden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kira's entrance music is Muga - Prayer to Villian. A fine choice. Durden has chosen The Dust Brothers - This Is Your Life as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keikan Kira!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyler Durden!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kira throws a looping overhand right but Durden ducks down to avoid it.
Durden shapes to counter with a head kick.
Durden moves out of range as Kira strikes.
Durden takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
It looks like Keikan Kira has been cut.
Kira punishes Durden's body with a nice straight punch.
A head kick misses from Durden.
Kira changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kira bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kira moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Durden will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A little feinted left hand from Kira on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Durden scores with a jab.
Kira keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Kira there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Durden lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kira scores with a decent looking hook.
Kira slips a jab from Durden.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Durden throws a nice head kick!
Some wild striking there from Kira.
Durden throws a fast counter high kick but Kira manages to duck under it in time.
Kira connects with a right hand. Durden shakes it off.
Durden dips to his left and cracks Kira with an uppercut!
Durden tries a low kick but Kira avoids it.
A telegraphed right hand from Kira misses the target.
That kick from Durden tenderised Kira's leg. Kira is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kira tries to bum rush Durden with a series of wild strikes but Durden uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Durden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kira tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Durden was well out of range. Poor timing from Kira.
Durden connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kira momentarily.
Kira is rocked!
Durden showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kira.
Durden is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kira with a body shot.
Oh Kira is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durden cracks Kira with a hook to the temple - Kira is on wobbly legs here! Durden swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Kira falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Durden wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Tyler Durden!
After the fight, Tyler Durden was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mitzi Glozman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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270 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mitzi Glozman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Glozman rushes Bloonkers and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Glozman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bloonkers blocks it with crossed arms.
Bloonkers lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Glozman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Glozman avoiding damage.
Bloonkers blocks an uppercut.
Bloonkers works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Bloonkers seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Glozman keeping moving, preventing Bloonkers from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Glozman utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Bloonkers working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Bloonkers trying to control but Glozman is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers is looking to work some ground and pound but Glozman has wrist control.
Glozman is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Bloonkers is controlling him.
Glozman controlling Bloonkers's posture.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Bloonkers not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Glozman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bloonkers on the side of the head.
Bloonkers takes the fight into the clinch.
Glozman misses with a punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers takes a shot to the head.
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
I was talking to Glozman's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Glozman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Glozman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bloonkers tries a knee to the head but Glozman blocks it.
Glozman tries to stall but Bloonkers uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Glozman misses with some punches.
Glozman trying to land knees to the body.
Bloonkers managing to block the knees to the body from Glozman.
Glozman tries a knee to the head but Bloonkers blocks it.
Glozman tries to land a knee to the head but Bloonkers blocks with his arms.
Glozman taking a breather.
Glozman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bloonkers has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Glozman after a bit of a struggle.
Bloonkers has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Glozman after a bit of a struggle.
Bloonkers goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers is looking for a takedown.
Mitzi Glozman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barbie Bloonkers.
Still in the clinch, Bloonkers scores with a nice short uppercut.
Glozman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Glozman stalling in the clinch but Bloonkers improves position.
Glozman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bloonkers has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Glozman avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Bloonkers is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Glozman is defending well.
Glozman trying to land knees to the body.
Glozman trying to stall but Bloonkers improves his position.
Bloonkers struggles to land a body shot inside as Glozman controls his hands.
Glozman gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bloonkers.
Glozman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Glozman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bloonkers has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bloonkers has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Glozman is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bloonkers takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bloonkers tries for a takedown but Glozman manages to get underhooks.
Glozman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Glozman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bloonkers blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Glozman digs a right hand into Bloonkers's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bloonkers's gas tank.
Bloonkers on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Glozman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bloonkers blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Glozman scores a nice knee to the body.
Glozman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Glozman misses with a knee strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mitzi Glozman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barbie Bloonkers's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Glozman moves into range and clinches up with Bloonkers.
Bloonkers struggles to land a body shot inside as Glozman controls his hands.
Bloonkers can't find room to land a body shot as Glozman controls the action.
Bloonkers wants a takedown.
Glozman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bloonkers is defending well for now.
Bloonkers goes for a takedown attempt but Glozman pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
The fighters circle momentarily. Glozman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Mitzi Glozman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Glozman has Bloonkers up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bloonkers tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Glozman misses with a punch to the body.
Bloonkers is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Mitzi Glozman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barbie Bloonkers.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Glozman lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Glozman.
Bloonkers is working for takedown but Glozman is calmly controlling the position for now.
Glozman swings wildly with an uppercut but Bloonkers uses good head movement to avoid it.
Glozman has a couple of punches blocked by Bloonkers.
Glozman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bloonkers tries a body shot but Glozman blocks it.
Glozman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bloonkers can do to turn this around?
Glozman missing with knees to the body.
Glozman looking to throw knees to the head but Bloonkers is blocking nicely.
Bloonkers is looking to take this one to the mat.
Bloonkers is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Glozman is defending well for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glozman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Glozman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Glozman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bloonkers is breathing heavily.
Glozman pushes Bloonkers back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Glozman throws an elbow but it misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Glozman obliges.
Glozman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Glozman landing knees to the head.
Glozman lands a damaging elbow.
Bloonkers is rocked!
Glozman lands a big knee to the head and Bloonkers goes down! Glozman pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mitzi Glozman!
Mitzi Glozman retains his heavyweight title!
Mitzi Glozman decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Barbie Bloonkers was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm gay.'.
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