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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nataniel Byczynski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Hendricks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Byczynski might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to War is My Destiny. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



200 cm
45
260 lbs
45 - 45 - 0
190 cm
44
171 lbs
24 - 22 - 2
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power
Good wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin


FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 45 - 45 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nataniel Byczynski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 22 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Hendricks!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Jeff Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hendricks takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Byczynski moves out of range as Hendricks strikes.
Hendricks moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hendricks looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hendricks scores with a head kick.

It looks like Nataniel Byczynski has been cut.
Nice body kick from Hendricks.
Byczynski wants to clinch up but Hendricks keeps it at a distance.
Byczynski walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Hendricks darts in and clinches Byczynski up against the cage.
Byczynski creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hendricks's defenses.

It looks like Tony Hendricks has been cut.
Byczynski stalling.
Byczynski misses with some punches.
Byczynski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hendricks lands a body shot.
Hendricks fails to pull guard.
Byczynski throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hendrickss head.
Hendricks is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Byczynski is defending well for now.
Hendricks is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Byczynski blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczynski content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Hendricks lands an elbow just above Byczynski 's eye.
Hendricks blocking some punches.
Byczynski lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hendricks backwards.
Hendricks blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hendricks looking for a takedown.
Hendricks tries to throw a body punch but Byczynski avoids it by throwing Hendricks back against the cage.
Hendricks looking to stall.
Byczynski has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Byczynski is pushing Hendricks up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Hendricks blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hendricks is working for takedown but Byczynski is calmly controlling the position for now.
Nataniel Byczynski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tony Hendricks.
Hendricks misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Byczynski.
Hendricks is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Byczynski to keep the fight standing.

Hendricks has clasped his hands together around Byczynski's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Hendricks scoring with punches from side control.
Hendricks throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Byczynski is trying to control Hendricks's posture but Hendricks avoids it.
Byczynski is looking for a sweep.
Hendricks is trying to ground and pound but Byczynski uses the momentary lack of control by Hendricks to regain half guard.
Byczynski avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hendricks.
Ground and pound from Hendricks.
Hendricks wants to lay and pray for a moment but Byczynski keeps working.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hendricks thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Byczynski's head.
Byczynski wants to control but Hendricks is keeping busy.
Hendricks missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hendricks missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hendricks thows a huge punch but Byczynski dodges it nicely.
Hendricks has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Hendricks is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Byczynski is just riding it out for now. Hendricks eventually gives up the hold.
Hendricks working over Byczynski with some ground and pound. Byczynski looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hendricks tries to pass the half guard into mount. Byczynski knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Hendricks looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Hendricks is working for a kimura but Byczynski is defending it quite comfortably.
Hendricks working over Byczynski with some ground and pound. Byczynski looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Hendricks not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Byczynski trying to control here.

Hendricks is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hendricks sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Byczynski defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Hendricks dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Hendricks fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Byczynski.
Hendricks is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hendricks throws a jab when Byczynski was well out of range.
Byczynski went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Hendricks throws a lazy right hand but Byczynski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Byczynski misses its target.
Hendricks checks a low kick from Byczynski.
Byczynski backing away here, and Hendricks unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Hendricks checks a leg kick.
Byczynski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hendricks.
Hendricks slips a straight right by Byczynski.
Hendricks is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hendricks thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Byczynski if he has to take too many more of those.
Byczynski lands a slapping body shot.
Hendricks connects with a body shot.
Byczynski moves away from the strike by Hendricks.
Byczynski seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczynski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Byczynski blocks a head kick by Hendricks.
Byczynski slips a jab from Hendricks.
A slow jab from Byczynski misses its intended target.
Hendricks throws a head kick but Byczynski moves out of range.
Hendricks takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Byczynski misses with a body shot.
Hendricks listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hendricks lands a nice shot that snaps Byczynski's head back.
A low kick from Byczynski is predictable there
and Byczynski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Byczynski drops his hands momentarily and Hendricks takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hendricks scores with a jab. Byczynski acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Byczynski gets tackled into the cage by Hendricks. Hendricks maintains the clinch.
Byczynski lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hendricks tries to score a body lock takedown but Byczynski shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Byczynski misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hendricks.
Byczynski lands with a short shot to the head.
Hendricks tries to pull guard but Byczynski won't allow it.
Byczynski scores with a shot to the side of Hendricks's head.
Hendricks working hard to break the clinch.
Hendricks has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Byczynski is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Nataniel Byczynski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tony Hendricks.
Byczynski makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Byczynski lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hendricks has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hendricks looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Byczynski tries to land a knee to the head but Hendricks blocks with his arms.
Come on Hendricks - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Byczynski throws a head punch that misses.
Hendricks throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Hendricks creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Byczynski lands a right hand.
Hendricks throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nataniel Byczynski has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hendricks wants a takedown.

Byczynski breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Byczynski throws a right hand that misses
and Hendricks counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Hendricks clinches up with Byczynski and pushes him back against the cage.
Byczynski avoids a wild elbow strike from Hendricks.
Still in the clinch, Byczynski scores with a nice short uppercut.

Byczynski drops Hendricks onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Hendricks is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Hendricks is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Byczynski creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Hendricks's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Hendricks drops to his knees and Byczynski pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nataniel Byczynski!
Nataniel Byczynski very nearly forgot to thank FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Palmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Malachi Leatherwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chris Palmer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



191 cm
32
265 lbs
15 - 7 - 1
193 cm
31
245 lbs
9 - 3 - 1
Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Kemists ↑ 5x160Q - $149-199


Bullet Proof System


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Chris Palmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Malachi Leatherwood!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leatherwood keeps the fight on the outside.
Leatherwood keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Leatherwood fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Palmer on the side of the head.

Leatherwood tries to sprawl but Palmer drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Leatherwood trying to control here.
Leatherwood is looking to improve his position.
Palmer missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Palmer slips a nice elbow through Leatherwood's hands, connecting with Leatherwood's forehead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leatherwood is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Palmer thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Palmer wants to take a breather but Leatherwood is having none of it.
Palmer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Leatherwood keeps working.
Leatherwood is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Leatherwood controlling the position well.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Palmer connects with a nice short shot to Leatherwood's temple.
Palmer trying to advance position but Leatherwood counters by regaining guard.
Palmer lands a couple of elbows.
Palmer tries to free his leg and advance position but Leatherwood is retaining full guard.
Palmer postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Palmer throws a big right hand that misses.
Palmer throws a big elbow that misses.
Leatherwood has Palmer pulled in close to control his posture.
Palmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Leatherwood is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Leatherwood working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Palmer.
Palmer slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Palmer fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Leatherwood parries the strikes from Palmer easily there. Palmer is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Leatherwood to escape.
The strikes coming from Palmer are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Leatherwood tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Palmer wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Palmer landing strikes.
An elbow from Palmer crashes against the mat.
Palmer fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Palmer landing strikes.
We've been hearing that Palmer has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Palmer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Leatherwood keeps working.
Palmer misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Palmer in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Palmer working the ground and pound but Leatherwood is defending the strikes.
Palmer working away.
Palmer working the ground and pound but Leatherwood is defending the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leatherwood wants to control but Palmer postures up.
Palmer fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Palmer throwing shots but missing, from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Palmer has knee on belly momentarily but Leatherwood bucks him off and regains half guard.
Palmer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Nice strikes from Palmer there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Palmer missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Palmer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Palmer throwing shots but Leatherwood is blocking nicely.
Palmer throwing shots but Leatherwood is blocking nicely.
Leatherwood keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chris Palmer dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Palmer fails with the takedown.
A clash of legs there as Leatherwood blocks the low kick.
Leatherwood throws out a counter right but Palmer avoids it with no problem.
Leatherwood throws a shot from downtown. Palmer moves away and avoids it.
Palmer half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Malachi Leatherwood is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Palmer misses with a straight left.
Leatherwood raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Palmer connects with a right hand. Leatherwood shakes it off.
Leatherwood throws a right and a left that both miss.
Leatherwood throws a head kick but Palmer moves out of range.
Leatherwood on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Palmer tries a low kick but Leatherwood avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Palmer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Palmer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Leatherwood works the jab nicely.
Leatherwood is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Leatherwood, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
An attempted straight right counter from Palmer misses the target.
Palmer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Palmer lands a head kick. Leatherwood smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Palmer blocks a head kick by Leatherwood.
Palmer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Leatherwood.
No joy there for Leatherwood, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Leatherwood scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Palmer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Palmer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Leatherwood can do to turn this around?
Palmer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Palmer connects with the punch.
Leatherwood is looking to clinch.
Leatherwood is looking to clinch but Palmer is avoiding it.
Palmer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Palmer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Leatherwood darts in trying to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Malachi Leatherwood is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Palmer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Palmer there as he acknowledges the shot.

Palmer scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Leatherwood parries the strikes from Palmer easily there. Palmer is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Leatherwood to escape.
Palmer throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Palmer throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Leatherwood wants to control but Palmer postures up.
Leatherwood parries the strikes from Palmer easily there. Palmer is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Leatherwood to escape.
Palmer tries to move into full mount but can't pass Leatherwood's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leatherwood is looking to regain half guard here but Palmer keeps moving and retains side control.
Palmer throws a strike aimed at the side of Leatherwood's head but Leatherwood avoids it well.
Leatherwood is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

Palmer is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Leatherwood has escaped the position, nice work there.
Palmer controls the position.
Palmer throwing shots but missing, from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Palmer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Leatherwood keeps working.
Palmer is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Leatherwood is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Palmer scoring with punches and elbows.
Palmer trying to control the position but Leatherwood is working away.
Palmer working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Leatherwood manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Leatherwood wants to get back to full guard.
Palmer wants to control but Leatherwood is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chris Palmer dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!



Palmer drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

Palmer thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Palmer cracks Leatherwood with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Leatherwood prevents Palmer from moving into mount.
Palmer connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Leatherwood some visible discomfort.
Palmer throws a strike aimed at the side of Leatherwood's head but Leatherwood avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leatherwood stops Palmer from passing to mount.
Leatherwood avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Palmer.
Palmer working the body and head with strikes.
Palmer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Palmer tries to move to mount but Leatherwood blocks the move with his legs.
Palmer throws a strike aimed at the side of Leatherwood's head but Leatherwood avoids it well.

Palmer swings around for an armbar but Leatherwood sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Palmer's guard.

Leatherwood got a little sloppy there for a moment and Palmer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Leatherwood has managed to get both his arms back between Palmer's legs - danger averted.
Leatherwood wants to stand but Palmer is controlling his posture from full guard.

Leatherwood gets to his feet. Palmer looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Leatherwood slaps away a takedown attempt from Palmer, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Leatherwood throws out a counter right but Palmer avoids it with no problem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer blocks a head kick by Leatherwood.
Palmer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Leatherwood counters with a head kick.
Leatherwood misses with a jab, cross combination.

Leatherwood clinches up with Palmer and pushes him back against the cage.
Leatherwood fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Palmer is trying to push Leatherwood away but Leatherwood has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Leatherwood tries a knee to the head but Palmer blocks it.
Palmer blocking some punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Leatherwood.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Palmer.
Palmer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Leatherwood's elbow.
Leatherwood working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Leatherwood.
Leatherwood swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Leatherwood.
Leatherwood blocking some punches.
Leatherwood misses with a punch on the inside.
Palmer has a couple of punches blocked by Leatherwood.
Palmer blocking some punches.
Leatherwood is pressed up against the cage. Palmer has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Leatherwood down to the mat. Leatherwood avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Palmer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Palmer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Leatherwood. That did some damage!
Palmer staying out of range there.
Palmer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.

Leatherwood has taken the fight to the clinch.
Leatherwood on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Leatherwood blocking some punches.
Palmer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Leatherwood pushes Palmer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Palmer looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chris Palmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Leatherwood working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Palmer blocking some punches.
Leatherwood blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Leatherwood lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Palmer is looking to control Leatherwood's arms but Leatherwood gets an underhook and turns him. Now Palmer has his back to the cage.

Palmer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Palmer scores with a body shot.
Malachi Leatherwood has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Palmer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Palmer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Palmer loads up on a big right hand but Leatherwood slips the punch.
Chris Palmer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Leatherwood lands with a thumping leg kick.
Palmer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Leatherwood throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A jab from Palmer misses.
Malachi Leatherwood seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A solid leg kick lands there for Palmer.
Leatherwood swats away the attempt to clinch by Palmer.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Malachi Leatherwood.
I think Palmer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chris Palmer!

A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Chris Palmer made sure he mentioned Kemists ↑ 5x160Q - $149-199, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vincent Mars (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mars is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Solaar Pleure by Solaar. Heinz Doofenshmirtz could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Vincent Mars's chin.



190 cm
31
245 lbs
19 - 12 - 1
217 cm
29
277 lbs
15 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vincent Mars!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Roger Salmon.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mars bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Doofenshmirtz there as he acknowledges the shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Mars moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz strikes.
Mars looks to land a body kick but Doofenshmirtz moved away.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Doofenshmirtz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

It looks like Vincent Mars has been cut.
Mars misses with a hook.
Mars is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Doofenshmirtz shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've been informed that Mars has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Doofenshmirtz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mars.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mars throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Mars looks to land a left hand but Doofenshmirtz moved out of range nicely.
Vincent Mars seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mars blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
And Mars responds with a good body kick, but Doofenshmirtz manages to step out the way in time.
Mars on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mars throws a lazy right hand but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mars is out of range.
It seemed like Mars was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Mars misses the target.
Doofenshmirtz tried to counter with a leg kick but Mars avoided it.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
Mars connects with the punch.
Doofenshmirtz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mars circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mars throws an off balance right hand
and Doofenshmirtz makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Mars ducks right into an uppercut from Doofenshmirtz.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doofenshmirtz. Mars does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mars throws a wild body kick that Doofenshmirtz sees coming a mile off.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Mars misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick which misses Mars's front leg but catches the back leg as Mars tries to avoid it.
Mars misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Mars takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick
and Mars counters with a straight right hand.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little jabbing left from Mars on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Mars misses with a body kick.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Mars.
Doofenshmirtz fails with the takedown.
The fighters circle momentarily. Doofenshmirtz darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Doofenshmirtz scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Doofenshmirtz is trying to get an arm triangle but Mars is defending well.

Doofenshmirtz tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Mars tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Doofenshmirtz wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Doofenshmirtz is trying to get an arm triangle but Mars is defending well.
Mars is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Doofenshmirtz's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Doofenshmirtz not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mars wants to control but Doofenshmirtz is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Doofenshmirtz working Mars over with strikes.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Doofenshmirtz not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mars manages to get to full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Doofenshmirtz accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Doofenshmirtz might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Doofenshmirtz postures up in Mars's guard and throws a big left but Mars blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz works over Mars with some ground and pound from guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Doofenshmirtz's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Mars tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Doofenshmirtz postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mars avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Doofenshmirtz works over Mars with some ground and pound from guard.
Doofenshmirtz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to work some ground and pound but Mars has wrist control.
Doofenshmirtz working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Mars preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Doofenshmirtz working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Mars's head.
Doofenshmirtz is in close to Mars's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Doofenshmirtz loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Doofenshmirtz drops back, looking for a kneebar! Mars looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Mars looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Mars!

The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mars is looking to take a break and control but Doofenshmirtz is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vincent Mars's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Mars is looking to land body kicks.
Doofenshmirtz blocks the body kick.
Doofenshmirtz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mars can do to turn this around?
A shot to the liver by Mars. Beautiful body shot.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under a wild hook from Mars.
Mars tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Doofenshmirtz is able to avoid easily.
Doofenshmirtz cracks the inside of Mars's front leg.
Doofenshmirtz looks to throw the jab but Mars is out of range.
Mars lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Mars connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mars throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mars swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mars throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Vincent Mars seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mars tried to score with a low kick but Doofenshmirtz checks it.
Mars lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mars uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Doofenshmirtz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mars has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mars and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mars looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mars misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mars fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Doofenshmirtz looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Doofenshmirtz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mars.
Mars has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Doofenshmirtz.
Mars scores with a head kick.
Mars staying out of range there.
Mars misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nice defenses there by Mars.
Mars is looking for the big counter here.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to score with low kicks.
Mars throws a lazy right hand but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mars uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Mars ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands a lovely overhand right.
Mars blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work over Mars's front leg with a kick but Mars checks it.
Mars's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mars is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mars lands a nice looking kick to the body. Doofenshmirtz takes a step back to recover.
Mars lands a head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in looking for a takedown but Mars manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Doofenshmirtz's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Nice uppercut there from Mars.
Mars takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mars looks to land a left hand but Doofenshmirtz moved out of range nicely.
Mars needs to keep his hands up - Doofenshmirtz had a free shot at his head there.
Doofenshmirtz on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mars. Mars obviously looking to wear him down.
Mars steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz tries a head kick but it misses.
Mars cracks Doofenshmirtz with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Mars misses with a body kick.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to score with low kicks.
Jab by Mars.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A thudding body kick lands there by Mars!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mars throws the kick towards the body but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
As Mars looks to move away, Doofenshmirtz throws a big counter combo but Mars just gets out of the way.
Mars has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Mars.
As Mars backs away, Doofenshmirtz returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Mars with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A combination from Doofenshmirtz does no damage.
Mars slips under a jab.
Mars thuds a left hand into Doofenshmirtz's body.
Mars throws a body kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Mars checks the leg kick nicely there.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the body kick from Mars.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mars throws out a powerful jab.
Mars goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Mars checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Doofenshmirtz is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mars lands a really nice looking cross but Doofenshmirtz seems unphased.
Oh Doofenshmirtz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Doofenshmirtz lands with a kick to the temple. Mars shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the head kick by Mars.
Mars cracks Doofenshmirtz with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Doofenshmirtz falls to his knees and Mars doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vincent Mars!
A victorious Vincent Mars thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Freddy Steel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brent Blackburn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blackburn has chosen Filth Friends Unite as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



195 cm
40
282 lbs
21 - 13 - 0
175 cm
34
240 lbs
12 - 6 - 0
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Freddy Steel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brent Blackburn!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Colin Fray.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steel steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Blackburn.
Steel swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Steel scores with a jab.
Steel has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Royal Blood in the buildup to the fight.
Blackburn closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Blackburn throws an off balance right hand
and Steel counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Blackburn misses with a lunging right hand
and Steel counters with a two punch combo.
Nice defenses there by Steel.
Blackburn lands a glancing blow to the side of Steel's head.

It looks like Freddy Steel has been cut.
Blackburn lands with a right hand.
Steel is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Steel moves out of range as Blackburn strikes.
Blackburn jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Blackburn misses with a body shot
and Steel counters with a stiff right hand.
Blackburn moves into range and connects with a jab.

Freddy Steel's cut is getting worse.
Blackburn connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Steel's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blackburn missing with a left hand there. Steel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Blackburn throws a lazy uppercut
and Steel counters with a good low kick that Blackburn was not able to check.
Blackburn throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Blackburn misses with a left hand
and Steel counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Blackburn misses with a body shot
and Steel counters with a leg kick.
Blackburn throws a body punch but Steel moves out of range.
Steel half committed to a counter leg kick.
Blackburn fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Blackburn scores with a hook.

Freddy Steel's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Steel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Blackburn throws out the jab.
Blackburn throws a body shot but no joy.
Steel tried to counter with a leg kick but Blackburn avoided it.
Brent Blackburn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blackburn misses the shot to the body.
Blackburn throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Steel is looking to score with low kicks.
Nice shot lands for Blackburn.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Blackburn just misses with a punch to the body.
Blackburn scores with a decent looking hook.

Jeez, Freddy Steel's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Blackburn lands with a cross.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Freddy Steel's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Brent Blackburn!
A very excited looking Brent Blackburn made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Wuzz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Devil Anse Hatfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Devil Anse Hatfield has the eye of the tiger tonight.



190 cm
27
212 lbs
9 - 7 - 0
182 cm
28
210 lbs
6 - 2 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250
Urban Fighter


Museum of Monsters & Madmen


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, David Wuzz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Devil Anse Hatfield!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Colin Fray and Josh West.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hatfield misses the shot to the body.
Wuzz half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wuzz.
A telegraphed right hand from Hatfield misses the target.
Hatfield throws a hook to the side of Wuzz's head but Wuzz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hatfield keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Wuzz throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hatfield's waist but Hatfield gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wuzz off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Wuzz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hatfield slips a straight right by Wuzz.
Wuzz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hatfield. Wuzz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wuzz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice sprawl there from Hatfield as Wuzz shoots in.
Wuzz takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wuzz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hatfield swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hatfield looks like he wants to counter punch here.

Wuzz fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Hatfield to the ground. Wuzz is now in Hatfield's guard.

Hatfield pushes Wuzz off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wuzz shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hatfield scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wuzz doesn't seem bothered though.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Wuzz.
Devil Anse Hatfield is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hatfield lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wuzz has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wuzz and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wuzz is looking to clinch.
Hatfield waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wuzz.
Hatfield tries a low kick but Wuzz avoids it.
Donk. Hatfield catches Wuzz right on the button with a cross.
Hatfield clobbers Wuzz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A slow jab from Hatfield misses its intended target.
Wuzz tries to close the distance and clinch but Hatfield swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wuzz closes the distance and clinches up with Hatfield, looking for a takedown. Wuzz pushes Hatfield against the cage but Hatfield circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hatfield swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Wuzz closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Hatfield did well to prevent Wuzz getting side control.

Hatfield kicks Wuzz off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hatfield fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hatfield listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hatfield swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wuzz ducks under a wild hook from Hatfield.
Wuzz slips under a jab from Hatfield.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Hatfield lands an impressive looking overhand right. Wuzz doesn't seem phased though.

Wuzz shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Hatfield's guard.
Wuzz tries to free his leg and advance position but Hatfield is retaining full guard.
Wuzz postures up in Hatfield's guard and throws a big left but Hatfield blocks it.
Hatfield looking for a sweep. Not yet Hatfield, not yet.
Hatfield working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Wuzz.
Wuzz stopping the sweep attempt from Hatfield.
Wuzz loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hatfield looking to hit a scissor sweep but Wuzz is one step ahead there.
Hatfield keeping full guard, as Wuzz tries to pass.
Hatfield not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Hatfield is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Wuzz defends well.
Hatfield tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wuzz pushes down on Hatfield's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Wuzz has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hatfield wants to control but Wuzz is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hatfield is looking to improve his position.
Hatfield told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Wuzz throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hatfield blocking the ground and pound attempt from Wuzz.
Hatfield moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Hatfield has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Wuzz throws a big elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wuzz looking to pass the guard.
Wuzz throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hatfield works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wuzz postures up.
Wuzz postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wuzz wants to pass the guard but Hatfield is keeping the position.
Hatfield tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hatfield controls Wuzz momentarily but Wuzz frees himself.
Wuzz slips nicely into half guard.
Wuzz is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Hatfield reverses the position - he's now on top in Wuzz's guard.
Wuzz tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Devil Anse Hatfield dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Hatfield lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wuzz misses with a takedown attempt - Hatfield sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Hatfield keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hatfield waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wuzz.
Wuzz shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Wuzz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wuzz shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Wuzz avoids the body shot from Hatfield.
Devil Anse Hatfield seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Hatfield gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Wuzz to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Wuzz passes into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hatfield gets full guard.
Wuzz looking to pass the guard.
Hatfield looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wuzz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hatfield has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hatfield tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Hatfield is looking for a triangle but Wuzz pushes his legs off easily.
Wuzz stopping the sweep attempt from Hatfield.
Hatfield working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Wuzz.
Hatfield looking to control.
Hatfield wants to sweep here but Wuzz controlling him for the moment.
Hatfield not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Wuzz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hatfield swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wuzz throws a strike but Hatfield rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Wuzz throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Hatfield throwing strikes from guard but Wuzz blocks nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wuzz looking for a sweep. Not yet Wuzz, not yet.
Hatfield slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
David Wuzz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hatfield scores with a couple of short elbows.
Wuzz is trying to get back to half guard.
Hatfield scoring with punches and elbows.
Wuzz tries to buck Hatfield off but Hatfield is having none of it.
Hatfield scoring with punches and elbows.
Hatfield cracks Wuzz with a big elbow.
Hatfield works to advance to full mount. Wuzz defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Wuzz is trying to escape the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hatfield blocks Wuzz's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Wuzz is working to get back to half guard.
Hatfield postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Wuzz looks a forlorn figure.
Hatfield with good strikes from the mount here!
Hatfield lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Wuzz hang on?
Wuzz slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Wuzz tries to roll over but Hatfield keeps him under control.
Hatfield landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Wuzz is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hatfield blocks the strikes from Wuzz.
Hatfield looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Wuzz with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hatfield lands a nice short elbow.
Hatfield controlling the pace.
Wuzz is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hatfield working over Wuzz with some ground and pound. Wuzz looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Hatfield looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Wuzz with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Wuzz moves into full guard.
Hatfield with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Wuzz looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Devil Anse Hatfield showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


Hatfield is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wuzz takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Hatfield misses with a wild combination.
Hatfield defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Wuzz.
Wuzz fails with a takedown attempt.
Hatfield is looking to chop away at Wuzz's legs.
Wuzz fails with a takedown attempt.
Hatfield feints the counter takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Wuzz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wuzz dives in for a single leg takedown but Hatfield sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Wuzz fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wuzz has a takedown stuffed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice cross by Hatfield.
David Wuzz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hatfield throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wuzz on the side of the head.
Wuzz closes the distance and clinches up with Hatfield, looking for a takedown. Wuzz pushes Hatfield against the cage but Hatfield circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hatfield ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hatfield misses with a looping left.
Wuzz closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hatfield circles away.
Hatfield throws a hook but Wuzz blocks it.
Hatfield fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wuzz looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A big left from Hatfield misses.
Wuzz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hatfield.
Hatfield fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hatfield dips to his left and cracks Wuzz with an uppercut!
Hatfield thuds a left hand into Wuzz's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wuzz takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hatfield listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hatfield swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wuzz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hatfield.
Hatfield throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hatfield.
Some bone on bone action there as Wuzz checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wuzz half committed to a counter leg kick.
Wuzz shoots in for a takedown but Hatfield shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hatfield fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wuzz.
Wuzz fails with the takedown.
Hatfield feints the counter takedown.
Wuzz walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hatfield dips to his left and cracks Wuzz with an uppercut!
Wuzz is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hatfield misses the shot to the body.
Hatfield scores with the left hand. Wuzz knows he should have avoided that one.
Hatfield throws the left hand but Wuzz avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wuzz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hatfield paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hatfield scores with a jab. Wuzz acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Wuzz is rocked!
Wuzz will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Oh Wuzz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hatfield misses with the combination.
Hatfield connects with a solid leg kick.
Wuzz seems to have got his legs back now.
Wuzz is looking to clinch.
Wuzz shoots for a takedown but Hatfield saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hatfield swings for the body but Wuzz moves out of range.
Wuzz shoots for a takedown but Hatfield saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wuzz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hatfield manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hatfield throws out a counter right but Wuzz avoids it with no problem.
A swing and a miss from Hatfield.
Wuzz seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Hatfield fails to land with a series of punches.

Wuzz clinches up with Hatfield and pushes him back against the cage.

Hatfield breaks the clinch.
Horrible takedown attempt by Wuzz or perhaps it was just good defense by Hatfield, which made it look bad.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hatfield scores with a jab to the body.
Hatfield throws a hook to the side of Wuzz's head but Wuzz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hatfield sizes up Wuzz with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hatfield lands a leg kick that knocks Wuzz off balance momentarily.
Hatfield leaves Wuzz with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Hatfield looks like he wants to counter punch here.
David Wuzz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hatfield scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wuzz takes a swing at Hatfield's ribcage but misses.
Hatfield let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Hatfield connects with a body shot.
Wuzz takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Wuzz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hatfield.
Hatfield falls off balance throwing a combination

and Wuzz counters with a takedown into side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Devil Anse Hatfield comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Hatfield winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30
Judge Josh West scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Devil Anse Hatfield!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arvo Laar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laar comes to the cage accompanied by some random 90's estonia dance song i found on youtube. Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



182 cm
33
213 lbs
23 - 19 - 0
189 cm
31
217 lbs
21 - 15 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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GREEN!160


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arvo Laar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Josh West.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Laar can pounce on him.
Laar swings for the body but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laar checks a low kick from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Laar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pitakaka avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pitakaka throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Laar's head.
Pitakaka connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Laar's hands.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Laar connects with a solid leg kick.
Laar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pitakaka is able to avoid easily.
Nice body kick there by Pitakaka.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laar.
Laar takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Laar misses with a leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laar throws a body punch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a nice head kick!
Pitakaka scores with a nice body kick.
Pitakaka tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Laar connects with an inside leg kick.
Laar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Laar looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A head kick from Pitakaka lands but Laar takes it in his stride.
Laar shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pitakaka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pitakaka throws the kick towards the body but Laar avoids it.
Laar appears to be looking for a big counter.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laar moves out of range as Pitakaka throws a body kick.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Laar throws a chopping leg kick but Pitakaka manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Laar takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Pitakaka. Laar shrugs it off though.
Laar misses with a low kick.
Laar throws a solid leg kick but Pitakaka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Laar.
Laar blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice body kick there by Pitakaka.
An inside leg kick lands from Laar.
Laar finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pitakaka avoids the body shot from Laar.
Laar lands a right hook to the body.
Pitakaka lands a high kick!
Pitakaka misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Laar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pitakaka was well out of range. Poor timing from Laar.
Pitakaka is looking for the big counter here.
Laar takes a swing at Pitakaka's ribcage but misses.
Laar throws a body punch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Laar.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Laar misses its target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laar tries to land a leg kick but Pitakaka saw it coming and moves away.
Pitakaka raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Laar misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Laar.
Laar blocks a leg kick.
Pitakaka's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Laar takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A head kick by Pitakaka misses
and Laar counters with a good low kick that Pitakaka was not able to check.
Laar fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pitakaka has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laar avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Laar is looking to wear down Pitakaka with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Laar takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Laar blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Some bone on bone action there as Laar checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Laar feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Laar avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pitakaka checks a leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a big counter head kick but Laar avoids it with no problem.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Laar throws a quick inside leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Laar.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pitakaka lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Laar has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Laar and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pitakaka scores with a leg kick.
Laar throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Laar will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Laar.
Laar throws a chopping leg kick but Pitakaka manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
You can see that Pitakaka has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Laar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pitakaka on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laar appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Laar is looking to chop away at Pitakaka's legs.
Laar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Laar moves out of range easily.
Laar half committed to a counter leg kick.
Laar will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Laar throws a front kick aimed at Pitakaka's knee but Pitakaka avoids it well.
Pitakaka throws a half hearted mid kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laar throws a solid leg kick but Pitakaka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Laar.
Laar swings for the body but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A leg kick checked by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elijah Pitakaka dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Laar misses with a low kick as Pitakaka jumps back.
Laar throws a low kick but Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pitakaka lands a high kick!
Laar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka motions for Laar to come forward. Pitakaka throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Laar feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laar throws a low kick but Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Laar looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Laar swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Pitakaka appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Laar checks it.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pitakaka moves out of range of the leg kick from Laar.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Laar sees it coming and moves out of range.
Laar throws a nice inside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laar. Pitakaka does a little dance to reset his feet.
A leg kick checked by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Laar can pounce on him.
Laar checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka moved away.
Laar throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pitakaka.

It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Laar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pitakaka. That did some damage!
Pitakaka takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Laar finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Laar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pitakaka is able to avoid easily.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Laar moves out of range easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Laar.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laar tries a head kick but it misses.
Laar misses the shot to the body.
Laar tried to score with a low kick but Pitakaka checks it.
A shot to the liver by Laar. Beautiful body shot.
Pitakaka takes a swing at Laar's ribcage but misses.
Laar appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Laar avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka moved away.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that half lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pitakaka. That did some damage!
Pitakaka throws the kick towards the body but Laar avoids it.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pitakaka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Laar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pitakaka checks it well.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laar connects with a solid leg kick.
Pitakaka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Laar fails to land with a series of punches.
Laar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Laar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Laar throws a chopping leg kick but Pitakaka manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Laar throws a low kick but Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Laar misses the shot to the body.
Laar throws a front kick aimed at Pitakaka's knee but Pitakaka avoids it well.
Some bone on bone action there as Pitakaka checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Laar misses with a leg kick.
Laar connects with a solid leg kick.
Laar tries a low kick but Pitakaka avoids it.
Laar scores with a body shot.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Laar blocks the body kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that Laar semi-blocks.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick nicely.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka blocks a leg kick.
Pitakaka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laar.
Pitakaka works Laar's body with a nice hook.
Laar throws a chopping leg kick but Pitakaka manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Laar throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Laar throws a head kick but Pitakaka moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
Pitakaka attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A good leg kick by Laar.
A combination from Pitakaka does no damage.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka is breathing heavily.
Pitakaka moves out of range of the leg kick from Laar.
Pitakaka checks a low kick from Laar.
Laar digs a good hook to Pitakaka's body.
Laar pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range and Laar settles back down.
An inside leg kick lands from Pitakaka.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Laar, right into the meat.
Laar wants to land a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range.
Laar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pitakaka. That did some damage!
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Laar. That's going to slow Pitakaka down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pitakaka.
Laar walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pitakaka checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Arvo Laar dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Elijah Pitakaka's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Laar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pitakaka - that will leave a mark!
Laar throws a chopping leg kick but Pitakaka manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A shot to the liver by Laar. Beautiful body shot.
Laar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pitakaka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pitakaka looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Laar throws a front kick aimed at Pitakaka's knee but Pitakaka avoids it well.
Pitakaka throws a fast counter high kick but Laar manages to duck under it in time.
Laar motions for Pitakaka to come forward. Laar throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka unleashes a big counter combination but Laar bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Pitakaka takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Laar tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka throws a nice inside leg kick.
Laar attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Laar blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laar misses with a low kick.
Pitakaka checks a low kick from Laar.
Laar throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka tries to score with a low kick but Laar moves his leg out of the way.
Pitakaka throws a front kick that sends Laar stumbling back into the cage.
Pitakaka pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Laar throws a body shot but no joy.
Laar moves out of range as Pitakaka throws a body kick.
Laar swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pitakaka.
Laar throws a sloppy head kick and Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Laar attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Laar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka checks it.
Laar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pitakaka is able to avoid easily.
And Pitakaka responds with a good body kick, but Laar manages to step out the way in time.
Pitakaka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That kick from Pitakaka tenderised Laar's leg. Laar is trying to keep his angry face on.
An inside leg kick from Laar misses.
Pitakaka misses with a kick to the body.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Laar moves out of range easily.
It looked like Laar was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Laar just misses with a punch to the body.
Pitakaka throws a big counter head kick but Laar avoids it with no problem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laar moves out of range of the body kick from Pitakaka.
A counter left hand to the body from Laar misses its target.
Good work by Pitakaka as he checks the leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a counter combo.
Laar avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Laar swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laar is looking to chop away at Pitakaka's legs.
Pitakaka throws a wild body kick that Laar sees coming a mile off.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Laar is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Laar motions for Pitakaka to come forward. Laar throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pitakaka.
Laar takes a swing at Pitakaka's ribcage but misses.
Laar tried to score with a low kick but Pitakaka checks it.
Laar throws a leg kick which misses Pitakaka's front leg but catches the back leg as Pitakaka tries to avoid it.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Laar avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Laar throws a solid leg kick but Pitakaka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Laar.
Pitakaka checks a low kick from Laar.
Laar misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laar connects with a leg kick. Pitakaka looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
An inside leg kick from Laar misses.
Pitakaka blocks a leg kick.
Laar feints and then cracks Pitakaka's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pitakaka down.
Pitakaka pivots, looking for a leg kick but Laar is out of range and Pitakaka settles back down.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Laar is looking to score with low kicks.
Laar throws out a leg kick but Pitakaka moves out of range and Laar only half commits.
Pitakaka takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A clash of legs there as Pitakaka blocks the low kick.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Laar.
Pitakaka takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A head kick from Pitakaka lands but Laar takes it in his stride.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pitakaka looks for the body kick but Laar saw that one coming.
Laar appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laar will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Laar fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laar misses with a low kick.
Pitakaka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pitakaka changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pitakaka plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pitakaka throws a lazy right hand but Laar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pitakaka throws a low kick but Laar moves out of range easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Laar.
Laar looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Laar feints and then cracks Pitakaka's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pitakaka down.
Pitakaka throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Laar throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Laar throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Pitakaka lands a nice leg kick that just misses Laar's sensitive parts.
Pitakaka lands a nice looking body kick.
Pitakaka wants to land a leg kick but Laar is out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Arvo Laar.
I think Laar has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 29:29
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Josh West scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Arvo Laar!

In his post fight interview, Arvo Laar started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zorba The Greek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keni Susi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Susi comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Metallica - Hero of the Day kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Keni Susi has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



183 cm
43
178 lbs
34 - 36 - 0
175 cm
44
158 lbs
37 - 37 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick
BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin


Sun-Tzu
My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`)


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 36 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Zorba The Greek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 37 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keni Susi!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Greek slips a straight right by Susi.
The Greek displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Susi.
Susi tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Greek swivels and escapes.
Susi shoots in looking for a takedown. The Greek tries to sprawl out of it but Susi keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. The Greek manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Zorba The Greek has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Keni Susi.

The Greek gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Susi to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The Greek wants to get back to his feet but Susi passes into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

The Greek is trying to stand up here but Susi is controlling him well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Greek is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Susi is looking to take a break and control but The Greek is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Greek is pressing down on Susi's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

The Greek working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Susi doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Susi manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The Greek wants to sweep here but Susi controlling him for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Greek wants to improve his position but instead Susi has moved into half guard.
The Greek is trying to stand.

Susi is sneakily working for an arm triangle but The Greek sees it coming and defends easily.

Susi is looking for a kimura here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Susi wants to take a breather but The Greek is having none of it.
The Greek trying to hold on to Susi's head to control him but Susi postures up.
The Greek is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

The Greek has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Susi escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Susi!

Susi wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by The Greek, who protects the arm well.

Susi tries for a kimura but The Greek is defending well.
The Greek is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Susi asserts his dominance and retains side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Greek tries to buck Susi off but Susi is having none of it.

Susi looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The Greek gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Susi throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.

Susi working for a guillotine from mount but The Greek is in no mood to give up.
The Greek working to try and regain half guard.
The Greek looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

Susi jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but The Greek manages to avoid the submission attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Greek is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on The Greek's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

Susi is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but The Greek is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The Greek tries to bench press Susi off him but Susi keeps the position.

Susi looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Susi passes to full mount! That's big trouble for The Greek!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The Greek sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
The Greek wants to improve his position but Susi is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Keni Susi dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


The Greek keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Keni Susi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Susi with a lazy takedown attempt
and The Greek counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Keni Susi has been cut.
Horrible takedown attempt by Susi or perhaps it was just good defense by The Greek, which made it look bad.
Zorba The Greek has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Keni Susi.
Nice takedown defense from The Greek. No joy for Susi on that attempt.
The Greek is looking to counter punch.
Susi shoots in but no luck this time.
It looked like The Greek wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Susi misses with a takedown attempt
and The Greek connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Greek leaves Susi with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
It looked like The Greek wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Susi shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Greek sprawls well. The Greek wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Susi gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Susi misses with a takedown
and The Greek counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Susi has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Zorba The Greek!
An out of breath and clearly excited Zorba The Greek thanked My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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26%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexandr Romanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stromile Farseer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Stromile Farseer enters the cage!



187 cm
38
212 lbs
34 - 16 - 0
196 cm
37
222 lbs
29 - 15 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


MayheM sportswear


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alexandr Romanov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stromile Farseer!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farseer on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like Stromile Farseer has been cut.
Romanov throws a big shot that misses.
Romanov ducks under a wild hook from Farseer.
Donk. Farseer catches Romanov right on the button with a cross.
Farseer thows a leg kick but Romanov checks it
and Romanov counters with a stiff right hand.
Farseer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Romanov lands a big head kick that sends Farseer tumbling to the mat! Romanov takes a step backwards and waves Farseer back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Farseer is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Farseer cracks Romanov with a good jab.
Farseer is still on wobbly legs! Can Romanov finish him?
The crowd cheers as Farseer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Romanov doesn't seem phased though.

Romanov is rocked!
Romanov cracks Farseer with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Farseer falls to his knees and Romanov doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexandr Romanov!
Alexandr Romanov seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wang Chung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



180 cm
33
215 lbs
20 - 10 - 0
195 cm
25
250 lbs
11 - 4 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter fighter
Very quick
Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Wang Chung!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chung misses with a jab, cross combination.
Chung misses with a body shot.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Chung has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Chung tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Chung.
Simpson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

Simpson gets tackled into the cage by Chung. Chung maintains the clinch.

Chung manages to break the clinch.
Wang Chung seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chung throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Simpson counters with a shoot takedown. Chung fights it but they end up in guard.
Chung is trying to keep Simpson in close.
Chung is pulling down on Simpson's head. It's preventing any offense from Simpson, at least for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson wants to control from the top but Chung keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson pushes down on Chung's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Simpson controlling the pace.
Chung is trying to get back to full guard.
Chung keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Simpson is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Chung reverses the position - he's now on top in Simpson's guard.
Chung stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Simpson swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chung trying to control but Simpson is working from the bottom.
Chung engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Simpson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Simpson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chung controlling from the top position.
Chung trying to control but Simpson is working from the bottom.
Chung must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Simpson is looking for a triangle but Chung pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Simpson has his foot on Chung's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Chung works his way back into a safe position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Chung trying to control but Simpson is working from the bottom.
Chung stopping the sweep attempt from Simpson.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Chung throwing strikes but missing.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Chung throws a right hand that misses

and Simpson counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Simpson.
Simpson won't allow Chung to sweep him here.
Chung keeping moving, preventing Simpson from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.



Chung shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Chung was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Simpson is trying to work for a sweep but Chung has mounted him!

Chung jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Simpson manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Chung controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chung looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Simpson is avoiding damage well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chung wants to control but Simpson is keeping him busy.
Simpson is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Boston MMA, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
A lull in the action here as Chung stalls from top position.

Chung swings around for an armbar but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Chung's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chung wants to stand up but Simpson is controlling him.
Chung looking to hit a scissor sweep but Simpson is one step ahead there.
Chung has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Chung not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Simpson trying to control but Chung is working from the bottom.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chung is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Simpson slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Chung landing with the ground and pound.
Chung stopping the sweep attempt from Simpson.
Simpson seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chung is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Chung wants to pass the guard but Simpson is keeping the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Simpson is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Chung is aware though and is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wang Chung showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Chung rushes Simpson and presses him up against the cage.
Chung tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Simpson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Chung gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Chung turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Chung manages to end up in side control.
Simpson is looking to regain half guard here but Chung keeps moving and retains side control.
Wang Chung has got the better of the ground game so far.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Chung's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Chung's back!

Chung defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.

Simpson goes for a risky armbar from back mount and it's not paid off. Chung escapes and is now in half guard on top.
Chung scoring with strikes to the body and head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chung is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Simpson is looking for a sweep. Chung is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Simpson is trying to control but can't.
Chung seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson is looking for a sweep. Chung is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Simpson is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Chung jumps into side control!
Chung controlling the position from side mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Simpson wants to control but Chung postures up.
Chung trying to control the action but Simpson is working from the bottom.
Chung taking a break here but Simpson is having none of it and regains half guard.
Chung passes into side control, despite Simpson's attempt to control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Wang Chung comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Chung has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wang Chung!

Homer Simpson was interviewed post fight and said 'DOH! I will be back stronger the next time '.
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Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randall Cunningham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ian Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



188 cm
35
210 lbs
28 - 16 - 1
186 cm
31
220 lbs
12 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin


Bullet Proof System


MayheM sportswear
Kemists ↑ 5x160Q - $149-199


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 16 - 1, fighting out of New York, Randall Cunningham!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Ian Smith!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Jeff Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cunningham lands a jab.
Smith misses with a wild body shot.
Cunningham feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Smiths jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Smith jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Smith looks to land a right hand but Cunningham moved out of range.
Smith throws out a loose jab but Cunningham uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cunningham bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cunningham goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cunningham throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Smith swings for the body but Cunningham moves out of range.
Smith misses with a hook. Cunningham ducked under it nicely.
Smith takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cunningham looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cunningham wants to slow Smith down by chopping away at his legs.
Smith listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cunningham comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cunningham lands with a nice body punch.
Smith takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cunningham misses with a hook
and Smith counters with a nice uppercut.
Smith throws a shot from downtown. Cunningham moves away and avoids it.
Cunningham throws a quick counter head kick but Smith was just out of range.
Smith wants to land a leg kick but Cunningham is out of range.
Smith misses with an uppercut.
Cunningham is looking to counter with a body kick.
Smith connects with a single shot there.
Cunningham bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Smith moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Smith throws a body shot but no joy.
Cunningham avoids the body shot from Smith.
Smith throws a solid leg kick but Cunningham takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Smith.
Cunningham keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Smith.
Smith with a nice cross.
Cunningham looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cunningham darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut there from Smith.
That kick from Cunningham tenderised Smith's leg. Smith is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cunningham takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cunningham uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Smith.
Smith throws out a loose jab but Cunningham uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smith avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cunningham. That's going to slow Smith down.
Cunningham misses with the body kick
and Smith counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheers as Cunningham lands an impressive looking overhand right. Smith doesn't seem phased though.
A nice leg kick lands there from Smith.
Smith checks a leg kick.
Cunningham avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cunningham sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cunningham appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Ian Smith is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Smith connects with an inside leg kick.
Smith listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cunningham misses with a left hand
and Smith connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Smith is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Cunningham had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Cunningham lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cunningham is looking to land body kicks.
Cunningham throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smith sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Smith checks the leg kick nicely there.
Cunningham avoids a kick to the body.
Cunningham jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Smith throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cunningham counters with a slapping leg kick.
Smith cracks Cunningham with an open hand slap.
Cunningham rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Smith counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Smith tests Cunningham's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Cunningham is rocked!
Ian Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cunningham feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Smith's calf.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cunningham takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Smith dips to his left and cracks Cunningham with an uppercut!
Cunningham takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cunningham has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Smith.

Smith feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Cunningham sprawling to the canvas! Cunningham rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Smith finish him?!
Oh Cunningham is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cunningham is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Smith doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Cunningham crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Cunningham's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ian Smith!
Post fight, Ian Smith stared into the camera and said 'How are you even alive? After the beating I put on you, I would thought you'd be dead!'.
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RATING
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