Hilowars No6 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between The Champ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Josh Strowbridge Holden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Strowbridge Holden has chosen Point Of No Return as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Champ
vs
Strowbridge Holden

179 cm
22
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

177 cm
20
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, The Champ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Josh Strowbridge Holden!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strowbridge Holden displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Champ throws out the jab.
Strowbridge Holden looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Champ will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A jab from Champ finds it's way through Strowbridge Holden's defenses.

It looks like Josh Strowbridge Holden has been cut.
Champ lands a nice hook to Strowbridge Holden's body. Strowbridge Holden takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Champ fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Strowbridge Holden square on the jaw! Damn, Strowbridge Holden is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). The Champ!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
71%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nayrb BEE (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lui Kang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BEE comes into the arena with 1200- Mushroomhead blaring out of the sound system. Kang has chosen Moby - Extreme Ways as his entrance music. Nayrb BEE is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

BEE
vs
Kang

190 cm
22
180 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

182 cm
20
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nayrb BEE!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lui Kang!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kang instigates a clinch.
BEE is trying to drag Kang to the mat but Kang just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.
BEE has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kang avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kang tries to work over BEE's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kang lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of BEE backwards.
Kang jumps guard but BEE stands there with Kang around his waist. Kang gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

Kang drags the fight down to the ground.
BEE throwing strikes from guard but Kang blocks nicely.
BEE trying to control the position from guard on top but Kang is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kang wants to get back to his feet but BEE is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
BEE trying to control the position from guard on top but Kang is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
BEE looking to pass the guard.
Kang is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kang striking off his back but it's not causing BEE any problems.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Kang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
BEE leaves Kang with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

BEE gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

BEE escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kang gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Kang won't allow BEE to sweep him here.
Kang postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
BEE tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BEE wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
BEE trying to keep a closed guard but Kang is proving a slippery customer.
Kang preventing the sweep.
BEE is breathing heavily.
BEE is trying to keep Kang in close.

BEE throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kang doesn't manage to clinch there - BEE circles away.
A head kick misses from Kang.
Kang throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
BEE stuffs the takedown attempt from Kang. Kang gets slowly back to his feet.
Nayrb BEE has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lui Kang.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BEE stuffs the takedown attempt from Kang. Kang gets slowly back to his feet.
BEE checks a leg kick.
Kang tries to close the distance and clinch but BEE swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kang misses with a head kick.
BEE shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

so Kang counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
BEE is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kang stopping the sweep attempt from BEE.
Kang distracts BEE with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BEE looking to control.
Kang would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Kang postures up in BEE's guard and throws a big left but BEE blocks it.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now BEE is on top in guard.
BEE slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
BEE trying to control but Kang is working from the bottom.
BEE stays in close to Kang's body and controls the position.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Kang keeping moving, preventing BEE from controlling successfully.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Kang wants to stand but BEE is controlling the position.
BEE is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Kang has his hands on BEE's head, controlling the position.
BEE prevents Kang from getting back to his feet.
BEE passes easily into side control. Nice work.
BEE wants to control but Kang is keeping him busy.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Kang wants to control but BEE postures up.
Kang tries to buck BEE off but BEE is having none of it.
BEE trying to control the position but Kang is working away.
Kang is trying to improve his position.
BEE is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
BEE trying to control the position but Kang is working away.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Nayrb BEE just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Kang lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Kang clinches with his opponent.

Kang breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Kang closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Kang missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
BEE trying to hold on to Kang's head to control him but Kang postures up.
Kang wants to control but BEE is keeping him busy.
BEE is trying is best to control the position here.
BEE is staying active underneath Kang, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
BEE is trying to maintain the position but Kang is very close to passing his half guard.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Kang is trying to control the action in half guard but BEE is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Kang throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
BEE closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kang circles away.
Kang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Kang rushes BEE and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
BEE goes for a takedown attempt but Kang pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Kang tries to close the distance and clinch up but BEE swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kang misses with a series of wild punches.
Kang throws a low kick but BEE avoids it.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
BEE shoots in for a takedown but Kang shows good takedown defense.
Kang with a poor takedown

and BEE counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by BEE.
Kang wants to get back to his feet but BEE is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
BEE postures up.
Kang wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and BEE is now in half guard.
Kang is looking to escape.
Kang is looking to control BEE's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kang avoid being mounted?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lui Kang dominated that round.
That's time! BEE's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

BEE drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
BEE looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Kang is avoiding damage well.
BEE working the ground and pound from side control.
Kang is trying to control BEE's posture but BEE avoids it.
Kang is looking for a sweep.
Kang is not content to let BEE control the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kang throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BEE prevents Kang from escaping the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

BEE gets the takedown into side control.
BEE works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Kang wants to get back to his feet.
BEE happy to just control the position for now.
Kang is not content to let BEE control the position.
Kang manages to work his way to half guard, despite BEE's best efforts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BEE wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kang keeps working.

BEE is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kang is just riding it out for now. BEE eventually gives up the hold.
Kang controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Nayrb BEE overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kang flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BEE stops Kang from getting back to his feet.
BEE keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Kang wants to get back to his feet.
BEE seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Kang is trying to stand up here but BEE is controlling him well.
BEE is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Kang!
Kang is squirming around, avoiding BEE's attempts to control the action.
Kang is working to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
BEE tries to control but Kang wriggling away.
BEE landing punches.
BEE works his way to his opponent's back.

BEE patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
BEE avoiding Kang 's attempts to control his hands.
Kang is keeping busy.
Kang is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by BEE.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
I really don't envy Kang right now.
Kang just trying to survive but BEE is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards BEE.
BEE lands an elbow to the side of the head.

BEE working for a choke but Kang is defending well.
Kang trying to get back to his feet but BEE is in full control for now.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Kang trying to control the hands but BEE won't let him.
Oooh a big shot gets through from BEE. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!

Kang defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of BEE's arms.
Kang looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
BEE misses with punches from the back.
Kang is really stuck here.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Kang is taking damage to the body and head.
Kang looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.

BEE is working for the choke. It looks like he might have got it... has he...? Yes! Kang is tapping out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Nayrb BEE!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
36%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cody Funke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tod Dervon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Funke's entrance music is never gonna stop. A fine choice. Tod Dervon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Funke
vs
Dervon

188 cm
23
184 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

185 cm
20
175 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cody Funke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tod Dervon!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funke misses with a series of wild punches.
Dervon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Funke counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Funke scores a takedown into full mount!
Dervon trying desperately to get to his feet.
Poor strikes thrown by Funke there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Funke tries to control but Dervon wriggling away.
Funke sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Funke thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funke fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Dervon is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Funke looking to finish with strikes here!
Dervon tries to buck Funke off but he can't manage it.
Funke lands a big elbow.
Funke punching from mount but Dervon doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Dervon takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Funke thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funke can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dervon is looking to escape.
Dervon manages to regain half guard whilst avoiding the strikes.
Funke missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Funke wants to control but Dervon is keeping him busy.
Dervon is trying to stand up here but Funke is controlling him well.
Dervon looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Funke will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dervon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Funke counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Dervon's guard now.
Funke trying to control the position from guard on top but Dervon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Funke throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Funke lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Dervon keeping full guard, as Funke tries to pass.
Funke trying to control but Dervon is working from the bottom.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Funke with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Funke wants to control from the top but Dervon keeps moving.
Dervon is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Funke is controlling him.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Funke scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A slapping body kick lands there for Funke.

Funke darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Funke working Dervon over with strikes.
Funke tries to pass to full mount but Dervon defends it.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Funke sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Dervon defending well though.
Dervon is refusing to be controlled, as Funke sits in half guard.
Funke is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Dervon is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Dervon wants to get back to his feet.
Funke working Dervon over with strikes.
Funke is trying to control. Dervon wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Funke thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Dervon to regain full guard.
Dervon keeping full guard, as Funke tries to pass.
Funke postures up in Dervon's guard and throws a big left but Dervon blocks it.
Funke looking to pass the guard.
Funke missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Funke is in close to Dervon's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Funke throwing strikes but missing.
Funke throws a big right hand that misses.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A solid body kick from Funke.

Funke looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

Funke decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Dervon, up you get!

Funke shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Funke working Dervon over with strikes here.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Funke unloads with some shots from mount but Dervon bucks and avoids them well.
Funke looking to ground and pound but Dervon is blocking nicely.
Funke controlling from mount.
Funke's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Funke can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dervon is looking to escape.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Funke unloads with some shots from mount but Dervon bucks and avoids them well.
Funke throws some wild stikes that Dervon manages to avoid easily.
Dervon taking shots to the head.
Funke is landing with some decent strikes but Dervon is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cody Funke dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Donk. Funke catches Dervon right on the button with a cross.
Dervon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Funke counters with a body kick.
Funke looks to land a combination but Dervon avoids it well.
Dervon falls off balance throwing a combination

and Funke counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Dervon!
Funke sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Funke lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Funke landing strikes from the mount.
Funke throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Dervon because Funke loaded up on that one.
Funke looking to finish with strikes here!
BOOM! Funke connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funke is landing with some decent strikes but Dervon is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Funke working the ground and pound effectively.
Funke trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dervon wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Funke.
Funke is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dervon can do to turn this around?
Funke scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Dervon?
Funke working Dervon over with strikes here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funke looking to finish with strikes here!
Funke landing strikes from the mount and Dervon is in trouble!
Funke looking to control but Dervon is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
You get the feeling that Dervon really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Dervon taking shots to the head.
Dervon in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Funke wants to control the pace but Dervon is squirming around nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Funke.
Funke working Dervon over with strikes here.
Funke working Dervon over with strikes here.
Funke scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Dervon?
Funke throwing strikes here but Dervon is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Cody Funke overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Funke is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Dervon to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Dervon shrugs it off.
Funke lands a big elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Funke trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Funke with a couple of short strikes.
Funke thowing shots but they're missing.
Funke throwing strikes here but Dervon is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Funke trying to control but Dervon is having none of it.
Funke throwing strikes here but Dervon is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Funke looking to finish with strikes here!
Funke breaks from Dervon's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Funke looking to finish with strikes here!

That's six minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Funke thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Funke landing strikes from the mount.
Funke looking to control but Dervon is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Funke lands a big elbow.
Funke thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Funke cracks Dervon with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Funke cracks Dervon with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Funke unloads with some shots from mount but Dervon bucks and avoids them well.
Funke working Dervon over with strikes here.
Funke controlling his opponent.
Funke misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Funke cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Dervon taking shots to the head.
Funke lands a big shot there that rocks Dervon but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Funke landing strikes, looking to finish!
Funke punishing his opponent with strikes.
Funke looking to finish with strikes here!
Dervon really wants to buck Funke off and get back to his feet.
Tod Dervon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cody Funke is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Funke tries to control but Dervon wriggling away.
Funke scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Dervon?
Funke working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Funke takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Funke scoring with strikes but Dervon is staying in there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cody Funke showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Funke has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight for Cody Funke!
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight for Cody Funke!
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight for Cody Funke!

Cody Funke wins by unanimous decision!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
19%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bocanowa Smickers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenshin Batusai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Batusai has chosen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JnOuSgfwxk as his entrance music. Kenshin Batusai has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Smickers
vs
Batusai

185 cm
22
150 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

175 cm
19
150 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bocanowa Smickers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kenshin Batusai!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Smickers does no damage.
Smickers scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Smickers goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Smickers fails to land with a series of punches.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Smickers.
Batusai tries a head kick but it misses.
A punch combination from Smickers misses.
A big right from Smickers misses.
Smickers misses with the combination.
Smickers swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Whack! Batusai lands a heavy head kick that drops Smickers. The ref tackles Batusai to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Smickers was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Kenshin Batusai!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
37%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ice Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Mendez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Man
vs
Mendez

155 cm
19
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
154 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ice Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hugo Mendez!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Man looks to land a right hand but Mendez moved out of range.
Mendez misses with an uppercut. Man saw that one coming.
Mendez circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mendez dips to his left and cracks Man with an uppercut!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Man.
A big right from Mendez misses.
Mendez scores with a head kick.
Mendez misses with a kick to the body.
Mendez walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Man checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Mendez throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
Man staying out of range there.
Man shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Mendez as he avoids it easily.
Mendez is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man.
A shot to de liver by Man. Beautiful body shot.
Mendez throws the kick towards the body but Man avoids it.

Mendez gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Man jumps guard but Mendez stands there with Man around his waist. Man gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mendez gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Man.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ice Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mendez is trying to break the clinch but Man has him pressed against the ropes.
Mendez misses with a punch to the body.
Man looking to stall.
Mendez tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Man smiles and moves away.
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mendez.
Mendez throws a jab when Man was well out of range.
Mendez misses with the combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Man scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Mendez can't do much from the bottom here.
Mendez tries to escape but Man is in control.
An elbow from Man crashes against the mat.

Man decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Mendez misses with a series of wild punches.
Mendez looks gassed!

Man drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man slows the pace down.
Man throws a strike aimed at the side of Mendez's head but Mendez avoids it well.
Man is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Mendez will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Mendez prevents Man from moving into mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Man throws a strike aimed at the side of Mendez's head but Mendez avoids it well.

Man looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Mendez taking punishment in the form of punches.
Man postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Man wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mendez keeps working.
Mendez seems a little lost for a moment, as Man dominates the positioning.
Man misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Man moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Man cracks Mendez with a big elbow.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Man throws a strike aimed at the side of Mendez's head but Mendez avoids it well.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Man decides to stand up, so the ref orders Mendez to his feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Man is defended easily by Mendez.
Man fails to land the takedown.
Mendez misses with an uppercut. Man saw that one coming.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Man.

Man decides to stand up, so the ref orders Mendez to his feet.
Man tries to clinch up but Mendez circles away and keeps his distance.
A big left from Mendez misses.

Man throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Mendez was covering up waiting for the punch and Man finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Man controlling from the top position.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Man has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Man pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mendez is keeping the position for now.
Man is working hard here to advance position.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Man's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Mendez keeping full guard, as Man tries to pass.
Mendez looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ice Man dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Mendez misses with a leg kick.
Mendez throws a head kick but Man moves out of range.
Mendez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Man closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.

Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Man uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mendez has time to react.
Mendez is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Man darts in and clinches Mendez up against the ropes.
Mendez wants to get back to striking at distance but Man won't allow it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Man.
Mendez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Mendez's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Man is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.

Man breaks from the clinch.

Man scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Man is trying to control. Mendez wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Mendez is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mendez is trying to stand.
Mendez is looking to control Man's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mendez avoid being mounted?

Mendez is defending against the submission attempts here by Man.
Mendez blocking the ground and pound attempt from Man.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Man working Mendez over with strikes.
Man slips a nice elbow through Mendez's hands, connecting with Mendez's forehead.

Mendez is rocked!
Mendez taking some punishment here, with Man in his half guard.
Mendez is still in real trouble! Can Man finish him?
Man is taking a breather. Mendez says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man lands a big elbow - Mendez is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ice Man!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
42%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dante Jericho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tin Tiknoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tin Tiknoy will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Jericho
vs
Tiknoy

183 cm
22
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

198 cm
21
203 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dante Jericho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tin Tiknoy!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiknoy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tiknoy tries to work over Jericho's front leg with a kick but Jericho checks it.

Jericho closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jericho lands in his opponent's guard.
Jericho is looking to work some ground and pound but Tiknoy has wrist control.

Tiknoy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jericho defends it easily.
Jericho is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jericho trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Jericho working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tiknoy trying to keep a closed guard but Jericho is proving a slippery customer.
Tiknoy has momentary wrist control but Jericho slips an elbow through the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jericho passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Jericho has an Americana. Tiknoy didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Jericho is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Jericho hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Dante Jericho!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
41%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ali Singer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Melvin Svensson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Singer
vs
Svensson

193 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ali Singer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Melvin Svensson!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Svensson shoots in looking for a takedown. Singer tries to sprawl out of it but Svensson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Singer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Svensson doesn't manage to clinch there - Singer circles away.
Singer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Svensson goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ali Singer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Singer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Svensson blocks a jab.
Svensson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Singer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Melvin Svensson has been cut.
Svensson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Singer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Singer scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Singer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Svensson looks gassed!
Singer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Singer cracks Svensson with an open hand slap.
Singer lands with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Singer misses with a kick to the body.
Nice shot by Singer.

That has opened up Melvin Svensson's cut even more.
Decent striking displayed by Singer there.

Singer drops Svensson with a beautiful combination! Svensson stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Singer is looking for the KO!

Svensson is rocked!
Svensson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Singer cracks Svensson with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Singer has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Svensson to stand back up!
Svensson is still on wobbly legs! Can Singer finish him?

The cut above Melvin Svensson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Singer moves in close and cracks Svensson with a massive right hand! Svensson, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Singer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ali Singer!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Angle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Triangle Choke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Angle
vs
Choke

175 cm
18
185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

184 cm
18
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Beast Body

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Barack Angle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Triangle Choke!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Angle darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Choke wants to get back to full guard.
Choke wants to get back to his feet.
Angle performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Angle prevents Choke from standing back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Choke is trying to maintain the position but Angle is very close to passing his half guard.
Choke is looking for a sweep. Angle is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Choke trying to control from the bottom.
Choke is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Angle feints and as Choke raises his hands in defense, Angle changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Choke looking for a guillotine here but Angle defends easily.

Choke working for a triangle but Angle defends it easily.
Choke looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Angle not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Choke looking to hit a scissor sweep but Angle is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Angleis looking to pass into half guard but Choke pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Choke is in guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Angle working a defensive guard here.
Choke trying to stand up but can't free himself from Angle's guard.
Choke trying to control the position from guard on top but Angle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Angle looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Choke working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Choke in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Choke trying to control the position from guard on top but Angle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Choke shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Angle counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Angle has Choke pressed up against the ropes. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Angle pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Choke tumbling to the mat - Angle dives into Choke's guard.
Angle is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Angle stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Choke swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Angle preventing the sweep.
Angle passes Choke's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Choke is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Angle sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Angle knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Choke on the ground.

Choke actively working from the bottom here.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.

Choke looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Choke trying to control here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Angle dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Angle scores a takedown into full mount!
Choke tries to lock up and control but Angle gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Angle controlling the position easily from mount.
Choke is wriggling around trying to escape.
Choke is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Angle blocks Choke's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Choke is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Choke tries to hold on but Angle postures up.
Angle controlling the pace for now.
Choke is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Angle controlling the position easily from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Choke is in all sorts of trouble here.
Choke is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Angle tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Choke is looking to get to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Angle sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Choke is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Angle controlling from mount.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Choke is desperately trying to improve his position but Angle has a good base and remains in mount.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Angle takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Choke is looking to get to half guard.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Choke tries to lock up and control but Angle gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Angle content just to control the position here.
Choke is trying desperately to improve position.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Choke tries to lock up and control but Angle gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Angle sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Choke is working to get back to half guard.
Angle takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Choke keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Angle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Angle has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight for Barack Angle!
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight for Barack Angle!
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight for Barack Angle!

Barack Angle wins by unanimous decision!