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CEFC Live 6 PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunnar Jensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Perrin GoldenEyes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). GoldenEyes has chosen Goldfinger Theme Song as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 21 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Gunnar Jensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Perrin GoldenEyes!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Robert Douchet and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
GoldenEyes shoots in but no luck this time.
Jensen changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Perrin GoldenEyes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jensen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Jensen appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
GoldenEyes darts in looking for a takedown but Jensen gets double underhooks and turns GoldenEyes into the cage.
Jensen appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Gunnar Jensen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Perrin GoldenEyes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
GoldenEyes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
GoldenEyes is looking to clinch but Jensen is avoiding it.
Jensen appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
GoldenEyes tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jensen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jensen appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
GoldenEyes goes for a double leg but Jensen avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Jensen continues to drive forward.
Jensen changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
GoldenEyes fails in his attempt to clinch.
GoldenEyes looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jensen feinted with a counter takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
GoldenEyes misses with a kick to the body
and Jensen counters with a nice double leg into side control. GoldenEyes won't be happy with that.
GoldenEyes tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jensen gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Jensen swats away the attempt to clinch by GoldenEyes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jensen slaps away a takedown attempt from GoldenEyes, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jensen keeps the fight on the outside.
Jensen drops down looking for a counter takedown but GoldenEyes sprawls and moves away.
GoldenEyes moves into the clinch successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
GoldenEyes tries to pull guard but Jensen forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Jensen has picked GoldenEyes up - he's going for a ride! Jensen dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
GoldenEyes wants to get back to his feet.
Jensen stands up out of the half guard.
Jensen blocks a head kick by GoldenEyes.
Jensen drops down looking for a counter takedown but GoldenEyes sprawls and moves away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
GoldenEyes tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
GoldenEyes tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jensen sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten GoldenEyes somewhat.
Jensen changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gunnar Jensen dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
GoldenEyes shoots in and gets a takedown into Jensen's guard.
Jensen is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
GoldenEyes tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
GoldenEyes tries to circle away but Jensen has him pinned against the cage.
GoldenEyes misses with a hook to the ribs.
GoldenEyes misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
GoldenEyes looking to slow down the pace here.
GoldenEyes misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jensen turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
GoldenEyes tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Jensen is standing up, even though he is in mount.
GoldenEyes tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
GoldenEyes tries to clinch
and Jensen counters with a nice double leg into side control. GoldenEyes won't be happy with that.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
GoldenEyes looking for a sweep but Jensen has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jensen is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Jensen stuffs the takedown attempt from GoldenEyes. GoldenEyes gets slowly back to his feet.
Jensen feinted with a counter takedown.
GoldenEyes moves to clinch but Jensen breaks away
and Jensen counters with a nice double leg into side control. GoldenEyes won't be happy with that.
GoldenEyes wants to get back to his feet but Jensen is dominant here and he's now got GoldenEyes's back!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jensen is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
I really don't envy GoldenEyes right now.
GoldenEyes is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Jensen off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
GoldenEyes is trying to get back to his feet but Jensen has full control of the position and if anything, GoldenEyes has just worked his way into a worse spot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Jensen controlling the positon.
What's going on here? Jensen has decided to give up on the ground game despite having his opponent's back!
GoldenEyes closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jensen circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gunnar Jensen dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
GoldenEyes misses with a takedown attempt - Jensen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jensen appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
GoldenEyes tries to clinch there but Jensen circles away.
GoldenEyes fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jensen drops down looking for a counter takedown but GoldenEyes sprawls and moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
GoldenEyes throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Jensen counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
GoldenEyes manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Jensen keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Jensen works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Jensen prevents GoldenEyes from getting back to his feet.
Jensen stands up and waves to GoldenEyes to follow him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
GoldenEyes shoots in looking for a takedown. Jensen tries to sprawl out of it but GoldenEyes keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Jensen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Gunnar Jensen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Perrin GoldenEyes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
GoldenEyes closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Jensen did well to prevent GoldenEyes getting side control.
Jensen has one foot on GoldenEyes's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
GoldenEyes swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jensen counters with a single leg into guard. GoldenEyes didn't expect that.
GoldenEyes is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Jensen dives into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Jensen decides to stand back up. Jensen steps back and let's GoldenEyes get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
GoldenEyes fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jensen drops down looking for a counter takedown but GoldenEyes sprawls and moves away.
GoldenEyes shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jensen defends it nicely.
Jensen tries to counter with a takedown but GoldenEyes is quick to defend against it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gunnar Jensen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jensen, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gunnar Jensen!
The defeated Perrin GoldenEyes had this to say: 'The Canadian population has elected a Liberal government, a result we accept without hesitation. I have spoken to Mr. Trudeau and offered him my congratulations, all of our congratulations on his successful campaign. And I have assured him of my full cooperation during the process of transition in t'.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Shit Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tim Hansen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Blue clear sky. Hansen has chosen AC/DC - Big Gun as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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157 lbs
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155 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
34 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Shit Face!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tim Hansen!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Hansen.
Hansen throws a head kick but Face moves out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Face.
Face does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hansen throws a head kick but Face moves out of range.
Face feinted with a counter takedown.
Face changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Hansen tries to avoid it but Face manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Hansen to the ground. Hansen escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hansen throws a leg kick
and Face counters with a single leg into guard. Hansen didn't expect that.
Hansen wants to stand up but Face is controlling him.
Face scoring with some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hansen keeping full guard, as Face tries to pass.
Face trying to control the position from guard on top but Hansen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hansen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Face.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen is pulling down on Face's head to control his posture.
Face trying to control the position from guard on top but Hansen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hansen wants to stand and escape but Face is having none of it.
Hansen keeping full guard, as Face tries to pass.
Face is in close to Hansen's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Face preventing the sweep.
Hansen can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Face controls the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Face trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Face is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Hansen is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Hansen has escaped and now he's on top!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Face is on top in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hansen pulls Face in close to prevent any damage.
Face trying to control the position from guard on top but Hansen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hansen tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Face advances position into side control!
Face trying to control the position but Hansen is working away.
Face is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Hansen knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Face cracks Hansen with an elbow. That is naaassty.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face is trying to get an arm triangle but Hansen is defending well.
Hansen explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
A clash of legs there as Face blocks the low kick.
Hansen misses with a looping left.
A head kick misses from Hansen.
Hansen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Face slips a jab and a cross from Hansen.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Face shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shit Face. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hansen slaps away a takedown attempt from Face, before circling back to the center of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Tim Hansen will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Hansen throws a leg kick that is checked
and Face decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Hansen's guard.
Face pushes down on Hansen's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Face sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hansen defending well though.
Hansen regains full guard. Nicely done.
Face content to stall in guard here.
Face drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Hansen manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Face has Hansen in his guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hansen trying to control the position from guard on top but Face is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hansen doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hansen manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Face trying to keep a closed guard but Hansen is proving a slippery customer.
Hansen is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Face throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hansen controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Face wants to sweep but no luck.
Hansen seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hansen stands up over Face, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Face not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Face keeping moving, preventing Hansen from controlling successfully.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Face is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hansen misses with a wild combination.
Face misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hansen.
Face fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hansen avoids it really well and circles away.
Face misses with a takedown attempt - Hansen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shit Face. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hansen throws a sloppy head kick and Face moves out of range easily.
Hansen misses with a looping left.
Face changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Hansen fails to land with a series of punches.
Shit Face is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hansen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Face fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Hansen sprawls well initially but Face persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Face is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hansen has managed to free his arm - good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tim Hansen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Face's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Face changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Hansen looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Hansen is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Face looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Hansen won't allow Face to pass to mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Face is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Face is working for a kimura but Hansen is defending it quite comfortably.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hansen wants to get back to his feet.
Hansen is trying to get back to full guard.
Hansen is defending against the submission attempts here by Face.
Face is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Face is working for a kimura but Hansen is defending it quite comfortably.
Hansen is trying to stand back up but Face is controlling him
Face looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Hansen with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Face wants to work for an arm triangle but Hansen is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Hansen pushes Face off looking to stand but Face dives back in and keeps control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Hansen to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
Hansen escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Face gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Face is stalling in the full guard.
Hansen working a defensive guard here.
Hansen is looking to stand up but Face isn't so interested in that idea.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hansen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Face slips a jab and a cross from Hansen.
Face feinted with a counter takedown.
Hansen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hansen swinging wildly here.
Face tries to counter with a takedown but Hansen is quick to defend against it.
Hansen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Face shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Face showed some decent athleticism there.
Hansen is staying active underneath Face, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Face seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Face is looking for a kimura here.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Shit Face.
I think Hansen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 28:30
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tim Hansen!
Tim Hansen very nearly forgot to thank Vandal Fight Boutique & Laundry (93%) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alfred Hammarskjold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Numero Deux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammarskjold's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rasmus på luffen - Luffarvisan. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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279 lbs
19 - 16 - 0 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Alfred Hammarskjold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Numero Deux!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Deux fails to land with a series of punches.
Hammarskjold is looking to counter the offense by Deux and move into the clinch.
Deux misses with a few strikes there.
Hammarskjold feinted with a counter takedown.
Deux fails to land with a series of punches.
Deux throws a body shot but no joy.
Hammarskjold tries to counter with a takedown but Deux is quick to defend against it.
Deux with a nice cross.
It looks like Alfred Hammarskjold has been cut.
Deux swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hammarskjold circles away from the clinch attempt.
Deux throws the left hand but Hammarskjold avoids the punch easily.
Deux tries to clinch but Hammarskjold moves away
and Hammarskjold counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Hammarskjold working Deux over with strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hammarskjold lands a nice short elbow.
Deux avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hammarskjold.
Hammarskjold stops Deux from getting back to his feet.
Hammarskjold has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hammarskjold working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Deux makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammarskjold walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Deux misses the shot to the body.
Hammarskjold tries to counter with a takedown but Deux is quick to defend against it.
Deux moves into the clinch.
Hammarskjold has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Deux clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Deux grimaces as he takes a shot to the body.
Hammarskjold landing with strikes.
Deux is rocked!
Hammarskjold is loading up with his shots from the back and Deux is in big trouble! Deux taps out to strikes and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Alfred Hammarskjold!
Alfred Hammarskjold tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lyoto Parks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Better Dead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dead has chosen Death March - Motionless in White as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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159 lbs
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169 lbs
20 - 18 - 0 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Lyoto Parks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Better Dead!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dead looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dead lands a nice hook to Parks's body. Parks takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dead.
Dead lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Parks circles away quickly and effectively.
Dead misses with an uppercut.
Parks swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Parks lands a lovely overhand right.
Dead jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dead with a nice cross.
Parks throws a shot to the body.
Parks needs to keep his hands up - Dead had a free shot at his head there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That kick from Dead tenderised Parks's leg. Parks is trying to keep his angry face on.
Parks slips under a jab.
Dead cracks Parks with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
It looks like Lyoto Parks has been cut.
Dead misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parks.
Dead misses with a two punch combination.
A low kick from Dead is predictable there
and Parks counters with a left to the body.
Parks checks a leg kick.
Parks takes one to the chin there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parks moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dead pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dead stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dead lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dead misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Parks counters with a nice uppercut.
Dead throws a combination that misses
letting Parks counter with a right hand.
Parks thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oooooh!!! Dead has knocked Parks down with a huge combo! Dead steps away and waves a wobbly Parks back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Parks is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters circling - Dead throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Parks tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dead swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A telegraphed right hand from Parks misses the target.
Dead throws a hook to the side of Parks's head but Parks sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parks ducks under a wild hook from Dead.
Dead swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Parks counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Parks lands a body shot.
Dead scores with a jab to the body.
Parks blocks a head kick by Dead.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Parks lands.
Parks slips a jab and a cross from Dead.
Dead tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Parks throwing a counter right hand but Dead manages to avoid it.
Parks has managed to clinch.
Dead lands a damaging elbow.
Parks misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Parks.
A nice right hand lands inside from Parks.
Dead looking to stall.
Parks lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dead.
Dead is looking to break free of the clinch but Parks has double underhooks.
Parks swings wildly with an uppercut but Dead uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Dead fails to land.
Parks lands a shoulder strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parks misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parks.
Dead lands an elbow just above Parks 's eye.
Dead escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dead throws a series of punches but Parks moves out of range.
Dead tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Parks is able to avoid easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Parks misses the target.
Parks lands with a nice body punch.
Dead throws a series of strikes that have Parks backpedaling.
Dead scores with a jab to the head.
Dead fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Parks has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dead connects with a body shot that sends Parks's belly button to the back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dead throws a big shot that misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dead!
Dead ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parks moves away.
Parks ducks under a wild hook from Dead.
Dead uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Parks.
Dead misses with an uppercut
enabling Parks to counter with a crisp jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dead throws a lazy body kick
and Parks counters with a nice body shot.
Parks lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dead attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Parks is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dead scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Parks doesn't seem bothered though.
Dead throws a leg kick
and Parks counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dead throws a quick inside leg kick.
Parks ducks under a wild hook from Dead.
Dead uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Parks.
A telegraphed right hand from Dead misses the target.
Dead throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Parks counters with a straight right hand.
Dead throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dead looks winded!
Parks cracks Dead with an open hand slap.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dead smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Parks scores with a nice head shot.
Dead is rocked!
Parks lands with a shot to the body.
Dead is still on wobbly legs! Can Parks finish him?
Parks on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Better Dead dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lyoto Parks's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Parks throws a looping overhand right but Dead ducks down to avoid it.
Dead seems to have recovered his senses.
Better Dead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dead takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dead connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Parks uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dead.
Parks uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dead.
Parks went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Dead scores with a nice head shot.
Dead misses with a two punch combination.
Parks avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Parks displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dead throws out the jab.
Dead catches Parks with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Parks has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Parks slips under a jab from Dead.
Parks takes the fight into the clinch.
Dead lands with a right to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parks struggles to land a body shot inside as Dead controls his hands.
Parks avoids a wild elbow strike from Dead.
Parks swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dead looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dead digs a right hand underneath Parks's ribcage. Parks let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Parks working aggressively here.
Dead looking to stall.
Parks lands with a right to the head.
Parks misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dead lands a body shot in the clinch.
Parks throws a head punch that misses.
Parks swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Parks has a couple of punches blocked by Dead.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parks.
Parks misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dead tries to break the clinch but Parks is controlling the position.
Parks stalling the fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Parks is pressed up against the cage. Dead has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Parks down to the mat. Parks avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Parks scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dead moves forwards but Parks connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dead misses with a combination
letting Parks counter with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dead circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dead throws a head kick that misses
and Parks counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dead throws a lazy body kick
and Parks counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dead throws a poor cross that misses
and Parks connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Parks connects with a single shot there.
Dead moves out of range of the strikes.
Parks throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parks on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dead misses with a low kick.
Dead misses with a leg kick
and Parks counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Better Dead is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dead lets loose with a powerful body kick. Parks will feel that in the morning.
Dead misses with a looping left.
Parks ducks under a wild hook from Dead.
Dead throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Parks counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dead is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dead throws a right hand that Parks ducks under and follows up with a left that Parks also avoids with ease.
A little feinted left hand from Parks on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dead falls off balance throwing a combination
and Parks counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dead takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dead throws a left and a right that both miss
and Parks connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Parks lands a head shot.
Dead misses with a combination
and Parks cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Parks darts in and clinches Dead up against the cage.
Parks unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Dead! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Parks is unloading with more strikes now! Dead drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lyoto Parks!
A very excited looking Lyoto Parks made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Better Dead stepped up to the mic, saying 'I was a little off today...o.k. I'm always a little off.'.
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