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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Lightbeer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douche Pillowhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buzz Lightbeer had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Buzz Lightbeer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Douche Pillowhands!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pillowhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lightbeer connects with a nice looking jab.
Pillowhands slips under a jab.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pillowhands blocks a jab.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lightbeer tries to bum rush Pillowhands with a series of wild strikes but Pillowhands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lightbeer throws a big shot that misses.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightbeer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pillowhands is out of range.
Lightbeer throws a body kick that misses.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Pillowhands moved away.
Lightbeer wants to slow Pillowhands down by chopping away at his legs.
Lightbeer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer misses with a straight left.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Pillowhands defending well as Lightbeer loads up on a big left hand.
Lightbeer scores with a nice strike.
Lightbeer tries to work over Pillowhands's front leg with a kick but Pillowhands checks it.
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer misses the jab.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer misses the shot to the body.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Pillowhands slips under a jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A big left from Lightbeer misses.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Pillowhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Pillowhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lightbeer.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer misses with a head kick.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Pillowhands ducks under a wild hook from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pillowhands slips a jab and a cross from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a poor cross that misses
so Pillowhands counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Pillowhands has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lightbeer misses the jab.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Pillowhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Pillowhands on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Lightbeer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pillowhands moves out of range of the strikes.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Pillowhands avoids the head kick by Lightbeer.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pillowhands checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Lightbeer here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Lightbeer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightbeer throws out a loose jab but Pillowhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A head kick by Lightbeer misses
and Pillowhands counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Pillowhands looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Let's hope that Pillowhands has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Pillowhands dives into side control.
Pillowhands is staying tight to Lightbeer's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Lightbeer pushes Pillowhands away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Pillowhands gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is looking to get back to his feet here but Pillowhands is keeping cool and he's managed to take Lightbeer's back.
Lightbeer is trying to get back to his feet but Pillowhands has full control of the position and if anything, Lightbeer has just worked his way into a worse spot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lightbeer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pillowhands can do to turn this around?
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Lightbeer is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pillowhands slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Lightbeer is trying to stand back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Douche Pillowhands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Lightbeer throws a hook to the side of Pillowhands's head but Pillowhands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lightbeer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer thuds a left hand into Pillowhands's body.
Lightbeer misses with a wild body shot.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer just misses with a punch to the body.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer tries to score with a low kick but Pillowhands moves his leg out of the way.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pillowhands blocks the body kick.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Pillowhands slips under a jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Nice body punch from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Lightbeer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Lightbeer missing with a left hand there. Pillowhands was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer throws the left hand but Pillowhands avoids the punch easily.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Lightbeer lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pillowhands avoids the head kick by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer swings for the body but Pillowhands moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightbeer misses the target.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Buzz Lightbeer is winning the standup battle so far.
Lightbeer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Lightbeer misses with a double jab.
Pillowhands blocks a jab.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Pillowhands checks a low kick from Lightbeer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pillowhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
Lightbeer misses with a straight right.
Lightbeer looks to land a left hand but Pillowhands moved out of range nicely.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lightbeer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pillowhands manages to avoid it.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Buzz Lightbeer showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Lightbeer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer!
Buzz Lightbeer was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
In defeat, Douche Pillowhands stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'm not sure where to go from here? Do I keep fighting?'.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Johny Chambers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kang Xi Jia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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153 lbs
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150 lbs
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Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Johny Chambers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kang Xi Jia!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xi Jia throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chambers instigates a clinch.
Xi Jia swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chambers has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Xi Jia regains guard immediately.
Chambers sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Xi Jia working a defensive guard here.
Chambers throwing strikes from guard but Xi Jia blocks nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chambers preventing the sweep.
Xi Jia throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Chambers trying to control the position from guard on top but Xi Jia is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Xi Jia controls Chambers momentarily but Chambers frees himself.
Xi Jia working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Chambers.
Chambers distracts Xi Jia with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Xi Jia escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Chambers gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Chambers has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Xi Jia preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Xi Jia working a defensive guard here.
Xi Jia looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Chambers scoring with some ground and pound.
Chambers is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Xi Jia looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Chambers passes into side control.
Xi Jia gets back to half guard.
Xi Jia looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Chambers is taking a breather. Xi Jia says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chambers drops an elbow to the side of Xi Jia's head.
Chambers prevents Xi Jia from improving his position.
Chambers working over Xi Jia with some ground and pound. Xi Jia looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Chambers connects with a nice short shot to Xi Jia's temple.
Ground and pound from Chambers.
Chambers winds up and cracks Xi Jia with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chambers is nestled in close to Xi Jia, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Nice strikes from Chambers there.
Chambers stalling away here and it's allowed Xi Jia to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Chambers keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Xi Jia's head.
Xi Jia escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Chambers gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Xi Jia has momentary wrist control but Chambers slips an elbow through the middle.
Xi Jia is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Chambers is aware though and is defending well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chambers controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Xi Jia is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Chambers defends well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johny Chambers dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Chambers lands a nice shot to the body.
Chambers shoots for a double leg takedown but Xi Jia sprawls well. He's pushed Chambers's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Xi Jia throws out a counter right but Chambers avoids it with no problem.
Chambers is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Xi Jia can do to turn this around?
Chambers fails to land the takedown.
Xi Jia with a nice cross.
Xi Jia clinches up with Chambers and pushes him back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short body shot lands from Xi Jia as the two fighters clinch.
Chambers fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chambers tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chambers throws a punch but it's blocked by Xi Jia.
Chambers tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Xi Jia's elbow.
Xi Jia lands a right hand.
Xi Jia lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chambers backwards.
Xi Jia misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chambers.
Xi Jia pushes Chambers back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Chambers drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Xi Jia gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johny Chambers. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Xi Jia blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chambers blocking some punches.
Chambers lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Xi Jia is looking to improve his position.
Xi Jia trying to control from the bottom.
Xi Jia is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Chambers pulls his head out easily.
Xi Jia wants to control but Chambers is keeping busy.
Johny Chambers overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Xi Jia regains full guard. Nicely done.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Chambers's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Xi Jia is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Chambers defends well.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Chambers's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Chambers loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Chambers distracts Xi Jia with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Chambers is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Chambers postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xi Jia working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Chambers doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Chambers manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Chambers wants to control from the top but Xi Jia keeps moving.
Chambers might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Xi Jia looking for a guillotine here but Chambers defends easily.
Chambers lands a couple of digs.
Xi Jia has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Chambers can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Chambers content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chambers scoring with punches to the head and body.
Xi Jia working for a triangle but Chambers defends it easily.
Xi Jia looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Chambers puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Xi Jia regains full guard. Nicely done.
Chambers controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Xi Jia looking for a triangle here. Chambers is fighting it but it looks tight! Xi Jia pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Chambers is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Kang Xi Jia!
A victorious Kang Xi Jia thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Chimaera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kylla Ei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Chimaera might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Vikings warrior spirit. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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289 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, The Chimaera!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kylla Ei!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ei walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Chimaera checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A slow jab from Ei misses its intended target.
Ei pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've been informed that Ei has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Ei chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chimaera moves into the clinch.
Chimaera tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ei lands a nice uppercut.
Ei lands a hook that snaps the head of Chimaera backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Ei fails to land.
Chimaera misses with the head strike.
Chimaera putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ei in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Chimaera with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A short left from Chimaera.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Chimaera lands a hook that snaps the head of Ei backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ei can't find room to land a body shot as Chimaera controls the action.
Chimaera connects with a knee to the head.
Chimaera lands with a light punch inside.
Chimaera lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chimaera misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ei.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chimaera lands a nice knee to the body.
Chimaera takes a shot to the head.
Chimaera lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chimaera trying to land knees to the body.
Ei throws a head punch that misses.
Chimaera scores with a shoulder strike.
Ei lands a nice knee to the body.
Ei tries a knee to the head but Chimaera blocks it.
Chimaera misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chimaera throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ei blocks it with crossed arms.
Chimaera swings wildly with an uppercut but Ei uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ei misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chimaera.
Chimaera is leaning against Ei and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ei tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chimaera misses with a body punch.
Ei lands a shot to the body.
Chimaera with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ei misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chimaera tries to throw a body punch but Ei avoids it by throwing Chimaera back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ei fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ei lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like The Chimaera has been cut.
Ei misses with some punches.
Chimaera misses with the head strike.
Chimaera trying to land knees to the body.
Ei lands a left hand that snaps the head of Chimaera backwards.
Ei scores with a hook to the body.
Chimaera is breathing heavily.
Chimaera lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ei backwards.
Ei with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ei tries to land a knee to the head but Chimaera blocks with his arms.
Ei utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ei.
Ei missing with knees to the body.
Chimaera tries a knee to the head but Ei blocks it.
Ei softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Chimaera misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Ei on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ei.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ei makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Chimaera is rocked!
Ei trying to land knees to the body.
Chimaera with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Chimaera swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ei is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ei tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ei working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Oh Chimaera is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ei taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Ei connects with a knee to the head.
Chimaera goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ei is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Ei working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chimaera using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ei has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Chimaera swings wildly with an uppercut but Ei uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chimaera seems to have got his legs back now.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ei creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ei controlling the action here for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chimaera is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ei is defending well for now.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chimaera misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chimaera misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ei drops Chimaera with a big knee straight up the middle! Chimaera is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Ei lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
BOOM! Ei lands a beautiful left hook that drops Chimaera. Chimaera tries to recover but Ei is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Chimaera lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kylla Ei!
Post fight, Kylla Ei took to the microphone: 'Sampo Jambo ur belt is next.'.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ambrose Chisholm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felipe Feltre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Feltre has chosen Someday Never Comes as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Felipe Feltre was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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135 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ambrose Chisholm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Felipe Feltre!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Feltre throws a head kick that Chisholm semi-blocks.
Chisholm throws a predictable looking body shot
and Feltre counters with a nice uppercut.
Feltre throws a head kick but Chisholm moves out of range.
Chisholm drops his hands momentarily and Feltre takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Chisholm misses with a body kick.
Chisholm moves out of range of the body kick.
Chisholm misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chisholm drops Feltre with a beautiful combination! Feltre stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Chisholm is looking for the KO!
Feltre is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chisholm doesn't manage to clinch there - Feltre circles away.
Feltre is still on wobbly legs! Can Chisholm finish him?
Chisholm is looking to clinch but Feltre is avoiding it.
Chisholm gets a clinch.
Feltre is trying to pull guard but Chisholm turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Feltre seems to have recovered his senses.
Chisholm swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chisholm misses with some punches.
Feltre is trying to pull guard but Chisholm has him pressed against the cage.
Feltre fails to pull guard.
Ambrose Chisholm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Felipe Feltre.
Feltre ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Feltre no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Chisholm has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Chisholm got a little sloppy there for a moment and Feltre has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Chisholm has managed to get both his arms back between Feltre's legs - danger averted.
Feltre not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Feltre is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Chisholm defends well.
Chisholm wants to control from the top but Feltre keeps moving.
Chisholm is looking to work some ground and pound but Feltre has wrist control.
Feltre is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Feltre looking to control.
Chisholm postures up and lands a big shot to Feltre's brow.
Feltre being controlled here, momentarily.
Feltre looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Chisholm looking to pass the guard.
Feltre looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Feltre trying to keep a closed guard but Chisholm is proving a slippery customer.
Feltre working for a triangle but Chisholm defends it easily.
Feltre looking to control.
Feltre has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Chisholm can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Chisholm looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Feltre working for a triangle but Chisholm defends it easily.
Feltre had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chisholm defends it easily.
Chisholm would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Feltre looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Feltre keeping moving, preventing Chisholm from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Chisholm avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Feltre has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Chisholm can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Feltre has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Chisholm is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Feltre.
Feltre is not content to let Chisholm control the position.
Chisholm sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Feltre is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Feltre tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Chisholm wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ambrose Chisholm will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Feltre misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chisholm fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chisholm on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Chisholm wants to clinch.
Feltre misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chisholm clinches.
Feltre tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Chisholm smiles and moves away.
Chisholm looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Chisholm avoids the head kick by Feltre.
Chisholm tries to clinch but Feltre moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chisholm keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Feltre lands with a nice body kick.
Feltre misses with a jab, cross combination.
Chisholm tries to clinch up but Feltre circles away and keeps his distance.
Feltre only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Chisholm scores with a head kick.
A lazy left from Chisholm finds it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chisholm throws a leg kick but Feltre moved away.
Feltre was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Chisholm throws a head kick that misses.
Feltre looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Chisholm on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Feltre throws a nice head kick!
Chisholm connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Feltre, right into the meat.
Chisholm waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Feltre.
Chisholm throws a wild body kick that Feltre sees coming a mile off.
Feltre lands with a nice body punch.
That kick from Feltre tenderised Chisholm's leg. Chisholm is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chisholm cracks Feltre with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Feltre looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Chisholm finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An inside leg kick lands from Chisholm.
Chisholm gets a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Feltre tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chisholm.
Chisholm lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Chisholm stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Feltre is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Chisholm to keep the fight standing.
Ambrose Chisholm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Felipe Feltre.
Chisholm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chisholm gets through Feltre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Feltre fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Feltre is trying to pull guard but Chisholm has him pressed against the cage.
Chisholm gets through Feltre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chisholm lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Feltre is trying to pull guard but Chisholm has him pressed against the cage.
Chisholm has a couple of punches blocked by Feltre.
Chisholm misses with a punch on the inside.
Chisholm tries a body shot but Feltre blocks it.
Chisholm swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chisholm misses with a punch on the inside.
Feltre tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Feltre jumps guard but Chisholm stands there with Feltre around his waist. Feltre gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Chisholm is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Feltre can do to turn this around?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Feltre jumps guard but Chisholm turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Chisholm misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chisholm lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Feltre backwards.
Chisholm tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Feltre's elbow.
Feltre tries to pull guard but Chisholm holds him up against the cage and eventually Feltre drops back down to his feet.
Feltre tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Chisholm just stands there and leans against the cage.
Feltre is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Chisholm to keep the fight standing.
Chisholm lands a right hand.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chisholm.
Chisholm swings wildly with an uppercut but Feltre uses good head movement to avoid it.
Feltre fails to pull guard.
Feltre blocking some punches.
Chisholm lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Feltre backwards.
Feltre blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Feltre is trying to pull guard but Chisholm turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Feltre jumps guard but Chisholm turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Feltre blocks an uppercut.
Chisholm lands a hook that snaps the head of Feltre backwards.
Chisholm misses with a hook from the clinch.
Feltre jumps guard but Chisholm turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Chisholm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chisholm misses with a short punch on the inside.
Feltre tries to pull guard but Chisholm forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Ambrose Chisholm has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Feltre blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chisholm lands a hook that snaps the head of Feltre backwards.
Feltre blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Feltre tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Feltre tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Chisholm misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Chisholm fails to land.
Feltre tries to pull guard but Chisholm holds him up against the cage and eventually Feltre drops back down to his feet.
Chisholm swings wildly with an uppercut but Feltre uses good head movement to avoid it.
Feltre tries to pull guard but Chisholm forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ambrose Chisholm dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Feltre misses with a head kick.
Feltre has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chisholm.
Chisholm has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chisholm there as he acknowledges the shot.
Feltre lands with a thumping leg kick.
Feltre checks a leg kick nicely.
Chisholm fails with an attempt to clinch.
Feltre appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Feltre takes one to the chin there.
Chisholm scoring well with a low kick there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chisholm lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Feltre has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Feltre and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Feltre tries a quick counter leg kick but Chisholm is wise to it.
Feltre lands with a hook. Chisholm tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Feltre keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Feltre loads up on a big right hand but Chisholm slips the punch.
Ambrose Chisholm is winning the standup battle so far.
Feltre is looking to land body kicks.
Chisholm tries to close the distance and clinch up but Feltre swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Chisholm tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Feltre paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chisholm lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chisholm moves out of range as Feltre throws a body kick.
Feltre misses with a body kick.
Ambrose Chisholm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chisholm throws a leg kick which misses Feltre's front leg but catches the back leg as Feltre tries to avoid it.
Chisholm misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chisholm throws a leg kick but Feltre checks it.
Chisholm jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Chisholm keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chisholm lands a big head kick that sends Feltre tumbling to the mat! Chisholm takes a step backwards and waves Feltre back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chisholm misses with an uppercut
and Feltre cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Chisholm cracks Feltre with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Feltre tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Chisholm pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Feltre is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ambrose Chisholm!
After winning the bout, Ambrose Chisholm thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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